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I Want to Puke At Some Ep Experiences

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    Weeeird...

    "I Would Like You To Pee On Me?" "I Poop My Pants On Purpose?" "I Want My Wife To **** On Me?" (o_O)...    
    paperalias paperalias 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 17, 2008

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    I Wanna Puke

    Some of the experiences on here really do make me feel like puking!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Mar 27, 2012

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    EP Needs To Clean Up The Site

    I almost puke at some of the stories and groups I have seen. What the **** is wrong with people? Some of the sex groups are so putrid that they shouldn't be here. I have seen members post about having unprotected ses and they Β are HIV positive and they don't care! pigs.I read a...
    1 Response Jan 29, 2013

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    Like Just Now

    A story popped up in the circle activity section of my profile page that absolutely makes me want to throw up. Jesus, I don't get some people!!! I've been around, had guns and knives pulled on me, had family members and partners who have been through all kinds of physical and...
    humdinger humdinger 46-50, F 7 Responses Sep 16, 2007

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    Ew.

    "i have eaten crow" gross. well, please just dont ever do it again.
    LittleLady LittleLady 19-21, F 6 Responses Nov 30, 2007

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    Some Of Them I Hope Are Just Fantasies

    When I join an EP group its because I've experienced said event. It seems like a lot of users (or maybe it just seems like a lot) join tons of groups and post their...ahem...fantasies on there. And some of these can be disturbing. Sometimes I can't tell whether a story I'm...
    lauren71 lauren71 41-45, F May 21, 2013

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    There's a Limit

     I understand some people feel or have a need to say some things. That's fine. That's part of being human, really.  What I can't take are those who must obsessively place every single speck of minutae on line. It's like the neurotic housewife subject of "Mother's...
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 6, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    I don't understand how anyone could just not want a kid(s). To have this living breathing little boy or girl in your arms that relies in you live. Your breath is their breath, your...
    Kmarcum99 Kmarcum99 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    I know I'm still young, very young but I'd like kids someday. I want to give them a life different from my own childhood, I want to show them how to do things, be creative, be...
    KilljoyTillTheEnd KilljoyTillTheEnd 16-17, F Jul 21

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    Experiences and stories. I choose not to post them because of the content. I do respect the people in my circle, and I refuse to post anything that will jeopardize our connections...
    reelman4372 reelman4372 31-35, M Jul 8

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    I always love meeting new people!! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ At least have some experiences in common with me though πŸ˜– So anyone 13-16 wanna chat? πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜
    PanicAtTheBlink PanicAtTheBlink 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 4

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    I don't know how to put this into words. But I want to feel loved. I want someone to love me so much that they will come see me at 2 am when I'm laying on the floor, crying my eyes...
    saviecook saviecook 16-17, F Jul 11

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    If you wish to add me, know this. I am here for on reason only. To vent out my feelings the way I want to. Some things in my post will be fake and you will know it. Like how I...
    TimeTwoBeMe TimeTwoBeMe 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    I think this tattoo is so beautiful and so meaningful. This is the kind of tattoo I want. I don't want just some meaningless ink imbedded in my skin. I want something that can...
    RebeccaLouise224 RebeccaLouise224 16-17, F 19 Responses Jul 1

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    My best friend has a baby boy. I've always wanted one but now I really want one. Sometimes she lets me hold him and I secretly wish sometimes I could keep him. But I want a baby...
    KiannaJ KiannaJ 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 9

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    I've been in a 9 year relationship but never have I really ever fallen in love with a man! I'm 30 and a single mom of 2 that never gets out because of my kids. So I never really...
    Tab0810 Tab0810 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 12

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    Mmmm my body is craving it. I need it soo bad! I don't want just someone to chat with. I want someone to make love with over and over and over again. Until our body's give out and...
    Smileeboo Smileeboo 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 19

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    I really don't :'( she's my whole world. Life means nothing if she's not in it :'( what's the point of life if you can't be woth the one you love most in the entire universe :'( I...
    ywilliam31 ywilliam31 16-17, M 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    In my mind, a long distance relationship will work better.. In a normal face-to-face relationship you already have everything you want, and sometimes this can cause people to lose...
    LucyColemanxo LucyColemanxo 13-15, F Jul 4

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    In my mind, a long distance relationship will work better.. In a normal face-to-face relationship you already have everything you want, and sometimes this can cause people to lose...
    LucyColemanxo LucyColemanxo 13-15, F Jul 4

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    I like to be alone. I can do anything I want. But some chat is good.
    jackieLu jackieLu 41-45, F Jul 14

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    I want kids someday. At least 6-10 6 being the min and 10 being the max
    MakaylaCorlisa MakaylaCorlisa 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 22

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    All I want is someone to cuddle to carry me off to let me lay on their chest to be worried about me leaving just for a second like I know I would be, to take to the school dance oh...
    Liamarkz Liamarkz 13-15, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    You know that I want you...sometimes I need that too. Even if you have to pretend- cuz ignorance is bliss right?
    BlueEyedFaye BlueEyedFaye 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Ugh. I worked at a carnival for a living when I just had turned 19. I always cleaned up puke and it was gross. But I'll tell you one story that was pretty bad. I was working for...
    loveylaura loveylaura 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 20

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    I was in a musical in high school and I was just feeling crappy all day but I thought I was just hungry. So I ate a big sandwich then went on stage. I started signing in the...
    loveylaura loveylaura 26-30, F Jul 20

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    I puked on my white Keds last night. Yup. Yelled at my husband for putting his backpack on them earlier this week because "They'd get dirty." And I threw up orange puke on them. I...
    Livvy2 Livvy2 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    Well I can tell you mine. I was out on a date with my now ex boyfriend. We went to a Chinese restaurant and I just got some iced tea. I ordered orange chicken and rice and an egg...
    loveylaura loveylaura 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 20

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    Well, it was not last nyt (lol nyt in place of night lmao) It was kinda like..10 years ago, first time away from my house only with friends, tons of alcohol and myself thinking "I...
    CrazyLJoker CrazyLJoker 22-25, M Jul 13

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    So... I asked for help to a friend since my romantic life is non existent, he just told me he cant help me (even though he had 10 girlfriends and one boyfriend). I got angry at him...
    Mynameistooweird Mynameistooweird 16-17, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Interview with Nancy Garcia – Psychic, Paranormal Experiencer By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective HPI (Hegelianism Paranormal Intelligence) International https://www...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M Jul 19

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    I'm 18 and just graduated from high school. I got into some great colleges, but I decided to take a year off (against my parents wishes, of course) My logic is, why go to college...
    SageWT SageWT 18-21, F 39 mins ago

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    Whelp I was on my way to Germany for the annual shitzel fest so of course I had to fly pan am. I ate some Bavarian chocolate for the farewell occasion and oh boy was that silly of...
    Fartmickfart Fartmickfart 31-35, F Jul 9

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    It may sound like the DUMBEST thing ever , but I really like him. But he lives so far away, and I highly..... HIGHLY doubt he feels the same way. I'm so sick of being hurt by guys...
    Dreamwithme1 Dreamwithme1 22-25, F Jul 23

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    I saw this book about conjuring spirits to get results with things you want. I've never gotten into this kind of magic, but I thought I'd take a peek and see what it was all about...
    DreamChristine DreamChristine 31-35, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Please make sure that you read this post before adding me to your circle. I love making new friends on EP, but I do try to stay away from creeps as well. Here are some things you...
    Justletmebeally Justletmebeally 13-15, F Jul 22

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    I realize that my experiences are different from your experiences. Even with a common experience, such as EP, I acknowledge there are many different perspectives and not one of...
    Aimee17 Aimee17 41-45, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I'm white with black hair like blondes. I'm working on getting fit. Also becoming an a plus student slowly. Never got held back in school. Also looking for 12-14 boys. My ex is a...
    Epicest Epicest 13-15 1 hr ago

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    I want to cry. And over a ******* guy for that matter!? What the hell is wrong with me, I told him I like him and he rejected me. Easy. Simple. No fuss. He said he wants to stay...
    ForeverWinter21 ForeverWinter21 18-21, F 1 Response 50 mins ago

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    Please. I don't want to trade nudes or talk dirty, all I want to do is talk to someone Kik me: rising.moon.21
    ForeverWinter21 ForeverWinter21 18-21, F 1 Response 43 mins ago

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    1) If we don't have many mutual experiences I probably won't reply to you. Im sure you're a lovely person, but I am only interested in talking to people who I can relate to. 2) I...
    Smay59 Smay59 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    I was abused from birth by family members and then by my husband, from whom I finally escaped. I have had a few other very traumatic things happen in my life as well. Because I...
    JaneG8 JaneG8 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 18

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    This is the new and improved version of this story. I would have just edited the existing one, but it constantly set of the wonderful EP filters for some reason. I have thought on...
    shellseagirl shellseagirl 41-45, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    I've been haunted by something since i was little... this is the first time im seeking advice or anyone whose had similar experience because im sick of these experiences and dont...
    lovemysoilder lovemysoilder 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 17

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    Here's a little something I found on the huffington post a while ago. It's the top ten most annoying things parents say (and they tell us WE'RE the disrespectful ones). Give...
    GraceJediHeart GraceJediHeart 22-25, F a week ago

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    I am 47 YO, and most of my adult life, I have struggled to find meaning, and make meaningful connections, with others. Even struggled to maintain good healthy relationship with my...
    Shinesaathlove Shinesaathlove 46-50, M 4 Responses Jul 1

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    Ep is about being yourself , about honesty, about creating a profile that would mostly resemble your profile in reality. Thats how you can share experiences help others or be...
    prince35xxx prince35xxx 31-35, M Jul 8

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    Hey, I'm bored and if anyone wants to talk I'm here. We can talk about my experiences, your experiences or whatever.