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I Want to Puke At Some Ep Experiences

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    There's a Limit

     I understand some people feel or have a need to say some things. That's fine. That's part of being human, really.  What I can't take are those who must obsessively place every single speck of minutae on line. It's like the neurotic housewife subject of "Mother's...
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 6, 2008

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    Like Just Now

    A story popped up in the circle activity section of my profile page that absolutely makes me want to throw up. Jesus, I don't get some people!!! I've been around, had guns and knives pulled on me, had family members and partners who have been through all kinds of physical and...
    humdinger humdinger 46-50, F 7 Responses Sep 16, 2007

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    I Wanna Puke

    Some of the experiences on here really do make me feel like puking!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Mar 27, 2012

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    Some Of Them I Hope Are Just Fantasies

    When I join an EP group its because I've experienced said event. It seems like a lot of users (or maybe it just seems like a lot) join tons of groups and post their...ahem...fantasies on there. And some of these can be disturbing. Sometimes I can't tell whether a story I'm...
    lauren71 lauren71 41-45, F May 21, 2013

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    Ew.

    "i have eaten crow" gross. well, please just dont ever do it again.
    LittleLady LittleLady 19-21, F 6 Responses Nov 30, 2007

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    EP Needs To Clean Up The Site

    I almost puke at some of the stories and groups I have seen. What the **** is wrong with people? Some of the sex groups are so putrid that they shouldn't be here. I have seen members post about having unprotected ses and they Β are HIV positive and they don't care! pigs.I read a...
    1 Response Jan 29, 2013

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    Weeeird...

    "I Would Like You To Pee On Me?" "I Poop My Pants On Purpose?" "I Want My Wife To **** On Me?" (o_O)...    
    paperalias paperalias 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 17, 2008

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    Kmarcum99 Kmarcum99 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    I know I'm still young, very young but I'd like kids someday. I want to give them a life different from my own childhood, I want to show them how to do things, be creative, be...
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    I have the fantasy of somebody in South Florida to come to my hose to se my wife when she is sleeping naked
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    Experiences and stories. I choose not to post them because of the content. I do respect the people in my circle, and I refuse to post anything that will jeopardize our connections...
    reelman4372 reelman4372 31-35, M Jul 8

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    Hey everyone! Just read the book "what i wish i knew when i was 20". I recommend it to all of us. But left me wondering certain things,such as : how do u Find ur drive!? Personally...
    RoxxyStancu RoxxyStancu 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 25

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    God I just love babies.... My maternal instinct is so... ugh! My body wants me to have a baby, put it that way :) I want to have at least 3. I want all the experiences. The good...
    WildFlowerChild19 WildFlowerChild19 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    I always love meeting new people!! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ At least have some experiences in common with me though πŸ˜– So anyone 13-16 wanna chat? πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜
    PanicAtTheBlink PanicAtTheBlink 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 4

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    I don't know how to put this into words. But I want to feel loved. I want someone to love me so much that they will come see me at 2 am when I'm laying on the floor, crying my eyes...
    saviecook saviecook 16-17, F Jul 11

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    I always want what I don't have why can't I be happy with what I have. We own our own house , I'm married to someone I love, we both have jobs, cars,cell phones , pets. I'm always...
    Slackergirl Slackergirl 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 23

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    If you wish to add me, know this. I am here for on reason only. To vent out my feelings the way I want to. Some things in my post will be fake and you will know it. Like how I...
    RealNFake RealNFake 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    I think this tattoo is so beautiful and so meaningful. This is the kind of tattoo I want. I don't want just some meaningless ink imbedded in my skin. I want something that can...
    RebeccaLouise224 RebeccaLouise224 16-17, F 19 Responses Jul 1

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    My best friend has a baby boy. I've always wanted one but now I really want one. Sometimes she lets me hold him and I secretly wish sometimes I could keep him. But I want a baby...
    KiannaJ KiannaJ 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 9

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    I've been in a 9 year relationship but never have I really ever fallen in love with a man! I'm 30 and a single mom of 2 that never gets out because of my kids. So I never really...
    Tab0810 Tab0810 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 12

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    Mmmm my body is craving it. I need it soo bad! I don't want just someone to chat with. I want someone to make love with over and over and over again. Until our body's give out and...
    Smileeboo Smileeboo 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    In my mind, a long distance relationship will work better.. In a normal face-to-face relationship you already have everything you want, and sometimes this can cause people to lose...
    LucyColemanxo LucyColemanxo 13-15, F Jul 4

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    In my mind, a long distance relationship will work better.. In a normal face-to-face relationship you already have everything you want, and sometimes this can cause people to lose...
    LucyColemanxo LucyColemanxo 13-15, F Jul 4

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    I like to be alone. I can do anything I want. But some chat is good.
    jackieLu jackieLu 41-45, F Jul 14

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    I want kids someday. At least 6-10 6 being the min and 10 being the max
    MakaylaCorlisa MakaylaCorlisa 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I would love to share a few of my experiences with you, where do I start?
    RachelExperience RachelExperience 18-21, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    READ THIS RIGHT NOW BEFORE MESSAGING ME. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO STATE THIS. SERIOUSLY IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME AND YOU GET A RUDE RESPONSE, ESPECIALLY IF IT IS SOMETHING...
    Yourguardianangel9613 Yourguardianangel9613 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I cry silently and I am alone. I seriously don't consider my mom and brother as friends because they are family. I am not confident about myself. Every friends I make leave me just...
    Fatimatam Fatimatam 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Hi I'm 13-15 and my boyfriend just kind of broke me and left :/ I want to just talk to someone you know just like listen to me share experiences and understand me message me:)
    esh789 esh789 13-15, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Ugh. I worked at a carnival for a living when I just had turned 19. I always cleaned up puke and it was gross. But I'll tell you one story that was pretty bad. I was working for...
    loveylaura loveylaura 26-30, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I'd like to meet some new people of all backgrounds, genders, orientations, experiences and cultures if anyone's interested. :)
    Robotboy100 Robotboy100 13-15, M 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    I found myself having an affair with a man who has a girlfriend. I wanted it to be just that one time because I get attached, but he kept instigating and I kept seeing him. He has...
    earthyogi earthyogi 41-45, F 9 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I was in a musical in high school and I was just feeling crappy all day but I thought I was just hungry. So I ate a big sandwich then went on stage. I started signing in the...
    loveylaura loveylaura 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    I puked on my white Keds last night. Yup. Yelled at my husband for putting his backpack on them earlier this week because "They'd get dirty." And I threw up orange puke on them. I...
    Livvy2 Livvy2 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    Sometimes I am antisocial, and I don't mean to be...it's just that past experiences with an ex making me feel like **** about myself and judging me in front of others has made me...
    princesscolie princesscolie 22-25, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    Well I can tell you mine. I was out on a date with my now ex boyfriend. We went to a Chinese restaurant and I just got some iced tea. I ordered orange chicken and rice and an egg...
    loveylaura loveylaura 26-30, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Well, it was not last nyt (lol nyt in place of night lmao) It was kinda like..10 years ago, first time away from my house only with friends, tons of alcohol and myself thinking "I...
    CrazyLJoker CrazyLJoker 22-25, M Jul 13

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    Interview with Nancy Garcia – Psychic, Paranormal Experiencer By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective HPI (Hegelianism Paranormal Intelligence) International https://www...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M 3 days ago

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    Whelp I was on my way to Germany for the annual shitzel fest so of course I had to fly pan am. I ate some Bavarian chocolate for the farewell occasion and oh boy was that silly of...
    Fartmickfart Fartmickfart 31-35, F Jul 9

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    Long story short: I puked on her.
    jojijo jojijo 22-25, M 3 Responses Jun 27

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    I hate " I am the other woman" group and also " I think women should obey their husbands" group. Yeah like hell if he's a douche I am not going to worship him. And I hate other...
    PorcelainRose85 PorcelainRose85 26-30, F 3 Responses Jun 28

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    Please make sure that you read this post before adding me to your circle. I love making new friends on EP, but I do try to stay away from creeps as well. Here are some things you...
    Justletmebeally Justletmebeally 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    1) If we don't have many mutual experiences I probably won't reply to you. Im sure you're a lovely person, but I am only interested in talking to people who I can relate to. 2) I...
    Smay59 Smay59 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    I was abused from birth by family members and then by my husband, from whom I finally escaped. I have had a few other very traumatic things happen in my life as well. Because I...
    JaneG8 JaneG8 31-35, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm considering writing about somre of my real experiences in life...but not quite sure yet... I've seen so many people posting very unpleasant and aggressive comments under...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 25

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    I've been haunted by something since i was little... this is the first time im seeking advice or anyone whose had similar experience because im sick of these experiences and dont...
    lovemysoilder lovemysoilder 18-21, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I was 14 or 15 ,,I am not really sure but I believe 15 ,,,I had broke up with my girl friend (a short time later became my wife) and I was staying at Mom and Dads ,( my girlfriend...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 4 hrs ago

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