I Want to Punch a Bear In the Face

If you have the urge to run up to a bear and punch him straight in the face, here's your group 54 People

    Pandas!

     Maybe it's because people seem to think they're so damn cute, or because they're too lazy to have sex.  Whatever the reason, when I see one of those bastards I just can't help but think they need to take one in the face.  Same goes for people nutty enough to get...
    AppleJelle AppleJelle
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 11, 2009

    Real Story... I Hope This Girl Is Okay and Makes It Through

    A 14-year-old mauled by a bear during a bike race managed to make a frantic call on her mobile phone to utter just one word, “bear”, before the line went dead. The girl was taking part in a mountain bike race in Canada. She is now in a critical condition following...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    Oct 21, 2008

    Every Once In A While...

    The title of a story cracks me up. This is one of them. The mental image of punching a bear in the face made me laugh. Thought I'd let you know that ;)
    AlternateSource AlternateSource
    46-50, M
    9 Responses Feb 17, 2010

    Not For The First Time

    I spend a lot of time in Alaska. I have years of camping experience. Most of my time, when I'm not at sea, or spraying foam up above the Arctic Circle, is spent on the island of Kodiak. Kodiak, as some of you may, or may not know, is where the largest bears on the planet are...
    roningy roningy
    41-45, M
    Feb 16, 2012

    Bears Are Not Cute... More Real Stories of Bear Attacks

    Terrified workers at a mining compound in one of Russia's most isolated regions are refusing to go to work after a pack of giant bears attacked and ate two of their colleagues. At least 30 of the hungry animals have been seen prowling close to the mines in northern Kamchatka in...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Oct 21, 2008

    Hmm

    I never had an especial desire to before, being non-violent, but as the creator of this group perceives a danger, I believe that we all must be on our guard, as I don't want any koalas ripping my arms off :)  
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Oct 21, 2008

    Chicken-faced Monkey Bear

    In my travels here in Europe, I have discovered a genus of bear that was thought to be extinct since the advent of the deep fryer... The Chicken-faced Monkey Bear. Imagine my expression when I ran face to beak with this treasure! I wonder if it tastes like chicken? One way to...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Aug 10, 2008

    Wikked Escapes the Dungeon... Or Does He?

    Part 2... Great Escapes     Many days pass... maybe even many weeks.  I am not sure.  My little prison cell offers no clues to me.  There is no sunlight, no fresh air.  The only running water I hear is the "water" running down the walls...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    12 Responses Sep 18, 2008

    Black Bear Attacks Dad and Son

    Great Smoky Mountains National Park. Father and son,8, attacked by a juvenile black bear.  Bear grabbed the boy and shook him like a rag doll.  Father, and brother then pummeled bear with rocks and sticks. Park rangers caught bear in same area.  Bear charged...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    5 Responses Aug 13, 2008

    Another Nursery Rhyme About a Bear

    Wikked be nimble, Wikked be quick. Wikked smacked a bear with a bear smacking stick.   Wikked jumped high, Wikked jumped low, Wikked jumped on the bear… and then punched it in its face!
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    1 Response Aug 27, 2008

    Nursery Rhyme About a Bear

    Wikked punched a little bear, little bear, little bear Wikked punched a little bear whose fleece was covered in blood. And every punch that Wikked sent, Wikked sent, Wikked sent Every punch that Wikked sent was sure to thud.   It tried to fight back one day, back one...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Aug 27, 2008

    I Saw the Sign For Free Beer and Was Tempted

    I guess my first mistake was falling for the “FREE BEeR” sign outside.  It was even spelled wrong, but I didn’t care.  I was freakin thirsty dammit!     My second mistake… drinking the greenish tinted beer.  Hey, what can I say...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    8 Responses Sep 12, 2008

    The Stunning Conclusion to Wikked's Fight With the Bear!

    Slowly... Wikked creeps from the depths of the hellish dungeon.  It is easy to creep on a stairwell made of earth, but you do not know the power of the Koala's ears.  Have you seen those things? HUGE! Bones, everywhere there were bones.  What kind of hell was this...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    7 Responses Oct 3, 2008

    I May Be Gone For a Few Days, Please Take Care

    I have been contacted by several governments to conduct "black ops" in their War on Terror-izing Bears.  It is a deadly and scarey job, but I have been hand-picked to take care of the bear problem in countries like: Ireland, Luxembourg, Vatican City, Iceland and a...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    4 Responses Sep 9, 2008

    Yogi...

    Man I hate that friggin bear... he deserves a smack in the chops for sure!
    Pricey Pricey
    26-30, M
    6 Responses Oct 19, 2008

    this describes how I feel to a T.

    dead straight right in the nose
    Cocrispy Cocrispy
    22-25, M
    Oct 16, 2015

    Just Gonna Do It.

    Bears think they are SOOOOOOOOO tough!  Well, I am tough too! I swear, I am going to walk right up to a bear and PUNCH IT IN THE FACE! I am going to start with the koala and work my way up. Wish me luck!
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    6 Responses Aug 4, 2008
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 6, 2010

    Tell Me What Kind of Bear You Would Punch... In the Face

    If you could, what kind of bear would you walk up and PUNCH IN THE FACE?  I want to hear your story!
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    5 Responses Aug 11, 2008

    No Face Punches to Bears

    So, I tried punching a koala bear in the face yesterday.  I went to the zoo here in Germany where I am stationed.  I guess there are laws against that sort of thing here, because there was a "No Face Punches To Bears" sign right outside of the Koala Bear hut...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    9 Responses Aug 6, 2008

    My Fight With the Ferocious Bear

    There he was.  My nemesis, Cookie the Koala.  Not a very intimidating name for a bear, but I am here to tell you that he was a ferocious adversary.    With razor sharp claws and teeth that could rip eucalyptus to shreds, he froze many a soul with that...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    9 Responses Aug 16, 2008

    And Then

    I'm going to bite him in the arm and go..."there! That that bear!" And he'll probably cry and run away because he didn't deserve it... : ( It's ok bear...we'll do the close fisted dude hug after and become pals. Just don't steal my donuts... >: (
    Tekkamaki Tekkamaki
    31-35
    2 Responses Oct 20, 2008

    Where Should I Go So That I Can Punch a Bear In the Face?

    I have looked, and I cannot find one.  They won't let me get close enough at the zoo and when I went to the forest a hunter almost shot me because he thought I was a bear.  Please help.
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    8 Responses Aug 12, 2008

    Oh God

    Why would someone want to do that? The bear hadn't even attack you first? You're nutty....not funny.Yes he's begging for itLOOK AT HIM! He's just asking for it!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    10 Responses Jan 6, 2010
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