I Want To Punch That Banana In The Face For Making Me Slip

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    Strangle Hold

    on the banana..   *grrrrr* that's right.. now you're gunna pay!!!   I got bruises all over my arse cause a the likes of you, you scoundrel!!           And wondering now.. how the founder of this group is getting on...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    13 Responses May 15, 2010

    Walking Along

    Here I was just walking along, minding my own business when 'BAM' a damn banana in the middle of the road made me slip! Then it sat there laughing at me! WHAT A FUKKIN DOUCHE RIGHT!? If I ever see that banana again I'll beat em up and then break his neck! No more laughing at me...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses May 10, 2010
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