I Want To Quote Mark Twain

Close, but no cigar! 21 People

    I want to quote sam clemens

    but my memory is like a bullfrog full of lead shot - its leapin ability lags.- heard of a raven ever crackin wise " not much" er some such . ...n a truism from the wooly west .. probly still yaamnered by ghosts habitin some them fallen old burgs, sez "god created man ; sam...
    eldregytnap eldregytnap
    70+, M
    Jun 9, 2015

    On Being An Author

    I have been an author for 20 years and an *** for 55. - Mark Twain
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    Oct 11, 2009

    Mr. Twain

    ABSTINENCE Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself. - autograph inscription in album to Mrs. Rutherford B. Hayes, reported in The...
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Apr 13, 2011

    Carryng A Cat By The Tail

    A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    Oct 11, 2009

    NEVER allow yourself to be an option

    while allowing others to be your priority.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    Jan 21, 2015

    On Self Improvement

    A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Oct 11, 2009

    What would men be without women?

    Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce. ~Mark Twain
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jun 8, 2015

    Close, But No Cigar.

    News of my death have been greatly exagerated.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Oct 11, 2009
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