Happy 40th Birthday Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!!!"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
To someone no one here knows! But it was fun being out to the river in good company having drinks and eating and smoking. ******* Mosquitos I should have gone sooner!
So it's our first birthday celebratory year together..but not quite together together!!
I found you a little over a week from today last year as you just turned 35. It's been one...
I just checked my old question''Today is my birthday''
EP people left many sweet comments.
So i want to return the favor to someone who has birthday today.
Do you have ginger...
I want to wish you Hypnotia a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY..️love and best wishes to you .. Mmmwaah. :) XXXX.
ALL MY LOVE :) XXXX
I tried to give my best Marilyn Monroe "happy birthday" impression to my husband this morning by singing... needless to say that it sounded like Marilyn just smoked 3 packs of...
Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday in heaven to the great comedic actor, Dudley Moore who was born on this date in 1935. Thanks for that great film Arthur, you touched our soul with that one.
I really don't. I am not interested in what you have to say if it's just leading up to you asking if I want to see your man berries.
I want to learn how to play the violin
I want to learn how to skate board (even though I know the basics)
I want to start kick boxing and boxing
I want to go back to swimming...
I want a girl to feminize me for her own pleasure
I like a girl who likes someone else . I didn't express my feeling so that she don't worry , so that she will remain happy in her relation . Did I make a mistake to like her for...
Today is my birtday. I am so happy the day have fanilly come
Happy Easter to all my friend. Old & new
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY KITTY! It was technically yesterday, but I wasn't on EP ;p
Two years of marriage and I couldn't be happier with my life <3
Okay so I'm going to tell you my story. So in my last post I shared my experience about me thinking I might be falling in love with someone I met online. So in that experience I...
Yes, My Love,we do have that forever kind of love. You always make me smile from ear to ear just by being there with me. You are the one who makes me laugh, a good hearty laugh...
Yes I do! Such a feeling, very intimate and sensual. To let down milk in a mans mouth is beautiful.
I want to learn Japan, Korean, Chinese, and any other Asian languages. I guess I just have a thing for Asian cultures:)
Any girls want to chat to someone older?
I long for someone to love me just as much as I love them. I want to be head over heels in love with someone who feels the same about me. Im so tired of one sided love..
I just want to BE in love. Take the FALL. I need that emotion but the guys I meet don't catch my attention or disapoint me right away. Or tell me they're in love. I want to feel...
We met on the net. He was my cousin's friend. We started to talk and then we became beloved. He is my everything and he is much more beautiful than love in my dreams. I'm so lucky...
I want to fall in love with you.
I'm ready to find my true love who's loving me caring and honest with me!!
I am broken heart..
i love you but you are going to leave me now..i am feeling worthless.. i always failed in love
No matter how much I try I will never find that real love that I deserve. Tired of crying over something that will never be mine
OMG. Please hurry the **** up! Where the hell are you?? I'm tired of searching and waiting! For God's sake... I want to do a lot of stuff with you and I don't want to be alone...
I want to meet someone who is not into my looks but into my personality. Who doesn't think to bed me. Who is sweet, honest and faithful. Who will respect me from head to toe. Who...
May 9th 2013. Married January 1 2014.
I've never loved so much. So hard or so deep. He's the king of my world. An amazing friend, husband father and the ABSOLUTE BEST LOVER EVER...
WHY DO I HAVE TOO LEAVE FOR A LAZY CRAPPY SWEATSHIRT THAT HAS NOT SENT OUT 1
RESUME FOR A JOB
I AM A GREAT MUSICIAN
EVERYONE LIGHTS UP
WHEN I SITTING THERE.
A HACKING HAG WHO...
I'm a serious fan of the Arabic language...something about the way it sounds...awesome!
Anyone on the east Coast of Florida?
from some statistical data it looks like the number of vegetarians on earth is roughly 5% of the worlds population. Pretty crazy if you ask me! That's around 2.5 billion people. :O...
i wear them under my pants while i go hike the mtns in the fall
I feel like a freak. For almost two years, I have been thinking about the same woman that I've never had and likely never will.
Does anybody know Bang Yongguk of BAP?
He just release 4:44 which talks about his frustrations about the idol world which he was smart enough to run away from