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    YOU MARRIED HER, SHE'S STRICTLY YOURS TO MAKE LOVE TO... SO WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU ASK IF I'M INTERESTED IN SEEING HER WEARING NOTHING. *Breathes* Now that I've almost lost my...
    BurningFist BurningFist 22-25, M Oct 21

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    "She was a cool chick. Kinda funny too. Not bad looking either."
    CleverName94 CleverName94 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    Not even half as good as it sounds. I sometimes hate it. I drive everyone away because of it. Pretty much makes me hate everyone. I can see through the people who claim to be the...
    BeatTheBest BeatTheBest 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 12

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    I love imagining people naked but seeing the real thing leaving nothing to imagination makes me drip;) send me yours :)
    Hotjess23 Hotjess23 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 1

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    ~Dangerous Mind - Within Temptation~ ......It's in your eyes, what's on your mind. I fear your smile and the promise inside. It's in your eyes, what's on your mind. I fear...
    Ic3Queen Ic3Queen 22-25, F a week ago

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    Not sure why, but everywhere I go out and am around people, I see / meet at least one person I wish I could see completely nude!
    RJS3411 RJS3411 31-35, M 6 days ago

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    I would love for you all to see me play with myself ;) snapchat me - hotfuxck
    hotfuxck hotfuxck 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 9

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    I...leaned my back against a warm yellow pumpkin. I could see the tall grasses wave. The earth was warm under me. I was something that lay under the sun and felt it, like the...
    katesparrow katesparrow 56-60, F 5 days ago

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    I rather like Sir Spike Milligan's epithet on his headstone. "See! I told you I was ill!" Comic outlook all through life. Although the war certainly affected him deeply. But what a...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    You say she is hot Let's see what you got
    imbac imbac 41-45, M Nov 12

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    what would you want... R.I.P?
    isohatetheworld isohatetheworld 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I want it to say "JESUS is lord and brought glory to my life, I am with him now, thank you JESUS."
    dashuria dashuria 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I want it to have my name and normal tombstone stuff? But shaped and coloured like a Tardis.
    BreakingTheBad BreakingTheBad 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    I want my last words written on my tombstone! Only so if I say one last hilarious thing before I die it will forever be written with me. Also I'll (probably) get to decide what it...
    VanillaCupcakes VanillaCupcakes 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I THINK I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GROUP!!!! AND THIS IS A "for the first time" STORY!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! READ ONE OF MY OTHER 5000 EXPERIENCE STORIES TO LEARN WHAT IT IS!!!!!!
    Matthews14 Matthews14 70+, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Went on a date with this guy when we were quite young and attending high school. There's a style known as the "hat hair" which is what this so called stud of mine at the time chose...
    shamt shamt 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 29

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    When I'm nervous, i talk really fast. When my date and I were talking, I had to keep repeating myself because of how nervous I was lol
    izzylark izzylark 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 4

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    https://join.me/744-207-832 up now!
    sbragondragon sbragondragon 26-30 Oct 30

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    Will show if you show! Females only
    Dviper97 Dviper97 36-40, M Nov 1

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    I can't believe this was even an option HA! Here's some gross cheese-****, let's pretend I never posted any of this.
    MarxistLuciferKongJr MarxistLuciferKongJr 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    I love breasts there so sexy
    dj100a dj100a 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    "I told you I was sick!"
    spoiltbrat80 spoiltbrat80 31-35, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    "Evolved" Just that,because they charge a ******* lion's share per letter.
    KurMujun KurMujun 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    if its too good to be true its probably British lol
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    He loved and was loved. He helped others. He will be missed.
    mrgavel mrgavel 61-65, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    "I'm dead. Let's have a party."
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    "This ************ owed me $500 so I engraved this on his tombstone to **** off his relatives"
    GarrettYdoom GarrettYdoom 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    Her last words where "I hid the gold..."
    MatildaBlack MatildaBlack 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Well I wish to have a Viking funeral but I so wish to standing stone commemorated in my honor but it'll be written in rune so I don't think many will understand
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    "I have now joined the skeleton war."
    Colourfi Colourfi 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Probally something like, if you sit on my gravestone and write emo poetry I will rise from the dead to ***** slap you.
    Jessicacheerbear417 Jessicacheerbear417 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    "I'll be back" - schwarzenegger's voice :-D
    pennekerosa pennekerosa 36-40, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Here The weirdness lays ....,,
    1kingdarkness 1kingdarkness 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    Pepperoni, mushroom and sausage!
    johnstlouis johnstlouis 56-60, M 4 days ago

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    .....He was Invincible.....
    NTM09 NTM09 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    He did not put in his email....
    599gto 599gto 13-15, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy:Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the...
    LuckyGuy001 LuckyGuy001 13-15, M 12 hrs ago

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    I want to meet new people from all different types of places and backgrounds. However, I'm very selective of the type of people I surround myself with. I was going to just add...
    SupernovaxxGirl SupernovaxxGirl 26-30, F 9 Responses Oct 28

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    It saddens me that this is necessary. However, let me clear a few things up: -I will NOT send you pictures of me. Look through my profile. -I will NOT tell you a single thing...
    Colourfi Colourfi 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 5

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    The best answer to the question asked in an interview, "Where do you see yourself in 5 years' time?" . . . "In the mirror as always . . "
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I want to be interviewed on my profile
    n1amh n1amh 13-15, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Fitness is an activity that many people enjoy. However, it is sometimes difficult to gain sufficient knowledge about fitness, because there is so much material available on the...
    greensdrinksnews greensdrinksnews 26-30, M Nov 1

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    Dear EP, what a totally crappy update for the IOS app. Now I'm stuck to the most popular experiences in stead of the most recent. I don't care about groups or questions. I want to...
    PeterDr PeterDr 31-35, M 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I have been here for 50 years now and I can honestly say, I see the world for what it truly is. From the time I was a little boy until today, all I have seen is evil being promoted...
    QuickandtheDead QuickandtheDead 46-50, M Nov 4

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    I've been wanting to go for such a long time, but I cant on my own. I'm so sick of life here, I would love to see the rest of the world, travel, meet people, actually live my life...
    eternalamethyst eternalamethyst 16-17, F 3 Responses Oct 27

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