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I Want To See Your 5 Most Funny Experiences On Your Profile

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    Gentlemen: I want to know your most embarrassing hard on story. Did a teacher make you answer a question on a board? Maybe you were at dinner with your girlfriend's parents and it...
    CascadingCoquette CascadingCoquette 26-30, F 12 Responses Dec 3

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    Add me then and check out my profile pics Ladies
    Str8MaleCD Str8MaleCD 26-30, M Dec 7

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    This picture is funny and cute.  
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 4

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    I really can. I have been through a lot of **** and met all different kinds of people, that I can basically tell when someone is bad news or good news. I know when someone seems...
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F Dec 4

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    I am very...different. I've been able to no problem accept people's preferred pronouns and clothing styles. I've called them the way they wish treat them the way they wish...so...
    K1PST3R K1PST3R 16-17, F Dec 6

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    Show me what you like and tell me why it is your favorite
    randy1129 randy1129 46-50, M Dec 10

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    I love seeing pic send them
    Toro710 Toro710 36-40, M Nov 23

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    Of course I do, Im a boob guy! I'd love to see them :-)
    inlandsea inlandsea 41-45, M Dec 4

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    I didn't eventually. There was a time when I wanted to be intimate with my then boyfriend, almost craving it. The problem was he hated his penis and would always hide it from me...
    Whinny00 Whinny00 26-30, F 7 Responses Dec 7

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    I do not add males to my circle : If Erotica shocks or offends you. Do not read me :
    JadeWand JadeWand 41-45, M 4 Responses Nov 30

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    Haha! :D 
    OnewithJC OnewithJC 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 4

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    I love this cat....heehehe :D
    OnewithJC OnewithJC 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 10

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    I laughed way too hard at this!
    twisteduniverse twisteduniverse 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    Well, mine's is not really a long story, so don't expect too much! It was just a normal school day for me ( It was discovered in primary school) And I was practically nearly...
    FriendlyDragon FriendlyDragon 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 10

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    One of me from last night here in Australia
    mattywheels25 mattywheels25 26-30, M Nov 23

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    Look into my eyes and make me melt....
    ImperfectHuman ImperfectHuman 46-50, M Nov 28

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    first time I tell my story most of the time I feel a bit ashamed, not anymore I'm a very racional person who was leader in the catholic church. I married a Christian evangelical...
    dsantis dsantis 36-40, M 18 hrs ago

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    I have to clear just a little thing up. When I say that I want to get pregnant, I do not mean that I am looking for men to message me saying that they will get me pregnant. I have...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 16-17, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Ok so I just want to say a BIG shout out to those EP friends of mine to say a Thank you for being you and to say also a MASSIVE thank you for your advice and support regarding my...
    xxSTEVE7xx xxSTEVE7xx 31-35, M 7 Responses Nov 22

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    A true friend I met on EP (thanks you) sent me this Clifton StrengthsFinder test for free. I now know what my dominate abilities are capable of and also what I needed to STOP doing...
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 14

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    Everyone should read profiles before they add anyone...some just want to see your pictures...they don't really WANT to talk to you or be friends with you. Some are just scammers...
    RubyLane RubyLane 41-45, F 5 Responses Nov 23

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    I have been married to my wonderful, amazing husband for almost two years now and we have been together for 5. I love him with all my heart and divorce is not an option with us...
    cowinapartyhat cowinapartyhat 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 30

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    It's so sad to see what people post on this website. This site could be such a friendly and welcoming place if it hadn't been corrupted by the fakers and perverts. You are sharing...
    thewritestuff27 thewritestuff27 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 23

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    GAWDDAMINIBID you humans. First of all... Sorry, but showing your *** is not one of the way I know if you are attractive. You may have a good, smooth, flobby, jelly-like *** but...
    10Scorpio96 10Scorpio96 18-21 2 Responses Dec 9

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    People will judge based on their perception, ALWAYS, but that doesn't make it an absolute for you. People judge, but that's not the reason why you feel "judged", it's because you...
    Jdone Jdone 18-21, M Dec 12

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    I just wanna talk with someone who really cares about what I am saying and mostly someone who would like to share some of your problems or experiences with me...
    katty1508 katty1508 16-17, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    this story short but funny <3 one of my guy friends (not giving names) at his college they were having a date something similar to a prom night thing <3 anyway few days...
    XDHyperGirlXD1 XDHyperGirlXD1 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 9

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    At first, you don't want to get out of the car. When you accepted my invitation, you didn't really expect it to happen. How did you even get here, the trip seems a blur. As you...
    Dave34S Dave34S 31-35, M Dec 12

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    i want a girl whose funny , caring, compassionate. i want a girl who would love me for not just my looks but my personality. i want a girl who would't cheat lie or steal from me. i...
    Sladetgx57 Sladetgx57 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    Once you discover your eyebrow condition, utilize it for a guideline for maintaining your eyebrows. The first step to having great brows would be to adhere to your all-natural...
    Anthony6913uep8 Anthony6913uep8 31-35, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Here lately every time I close my eyes I see your face. Your long gone and yet your image haunts me. I try to ignore it and wish it would go away. It's a sad reminder of a time...
    december2010 december2010 41-45, T 1 Response Nov 26

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    I just want others to see your love through me and how wonderful you are. It is so hard though and you know that Lord. I end up having so many hard, negative feelings that I know I...
    Nannyxd Nannyxd 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    I just want others to see your love through me and how wonderful you are. It is so hard though and you know that Lord. I end up having so many hard, negative feelings that I know I...
    Nannyxd Nannyxd 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    I want to see all the cultures and meet new people. Recently I went on a cruise to Mexico and Catalina islands. It was really nice :) next cruise I might go to the Caribbean. The...
    shantel685 shantel685 18-21, F 7 Responses Nov 26

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    Actually I haven't seen your face. Today though as I was coming out of the grocery store. I saw this guy. He looked how I could imagine maybe, just maybe, u might look or once...
    wickedlilangel69 wickedlilangel69 31-35, F Dec 8

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    I really just want a nice loving funny guy that is supportive and can be him self. I don't care if he is an online or In real life I just want some one to make my happy about my...
    lealea12234 lealea12234 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 11

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    To:You From:Me Mwah Def Leppard "Photograph" Huh! I'm outa luck, outa love Gotta photograph, picture of Passion killer, you're too much You're the only one I wanna touch I...
    wickedlilangel69 wickedlilangel69 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Okay, seriously. Being so skinny that your entire ribcage shows is disgusting! I cringe when I see people like that! It makes me turn away because im so repulsed by it. It's so...
    NoRegretsAndNoRemorse NoRegretsAndNoRemorse 22-25, F Dec 7

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    Your Kiss is Green Your kisses are short and sweet - at least a first. You tend to be a cautious kisser. You don't want to scare anyone off. Once you get to know someone, your...
    BrokenArrow126 BrokenArrow126 16-17, F Dec 14

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    Leave behind the tears, the pain, the hardness....cruel words when they were felt at the time needed, which was too many a time, and never cared of their damages, never cared of...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I don't want to see your dirty pictures.So kindly keep your pictures to yourself or you will get blocked.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    Sweetheart, now just seeing your name makes my heart skip a beat. Your silence is beginning to break my heart, yet I still don't hate you. What's happening here, cause I'm lost...
    RavenS45 RavenS45 18-21, F Dec 6

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    Whether it is a new friend or the right doctor you may have to see.Your positive energy to come into contact with a person that you truly want to meet does happen.Hopefully the...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 7

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    I can't wait to see your face, I can't wait to kiss it. I can't wait to receive our first hug, we will know we're supposed to be when we hug... I can't wait to hear you preform...
    EmojiGirl EmojiGirl 18-21, F Dec 14

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    I love the movies, and I love the "Rise of Berk" mobile app. I check in with it every single day in between class periods to gather and train my dragons. It's so much fun! You...
    115Master 115Master 22-25, M 1 Response