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    About 6 years ago, my father tried to kill my husband. You'd think that would have been pretty cut and dried, and it is. I don't have any relationship with my family anymore...
    leila13 leila13 26-30, F 56 mins ago

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    Because I'm not exactly the most outgoing person. Idk I just feel awkward around people but only in certain situations. At my job I'm open and friendly, I talk to anyone. But...
    Overtherainbow66 Overtherainbow66 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    It's so hard seeing your babies grow and change but it's also a privilege my little prince james who's now 3 go to pre school yes he's only 3 and I have so many years left of...
    leahlovesyou leahlovesyou 22-25, F 5 hrs ago

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    Write about your experience...says the legend at the beginning... Well I see badgirlbee stealing my experience's.. That's it really
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 5 hrs ago

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    "Your story from I Want To Know The Worst Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You was removed because it may be in violation of our Community Guidelines." Courtesy of EPAllie. Thanks, I...
    trentley trentley 31-35, M 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Formatting of profile information. It's been completely destroyed. I like to FORMAT My text. Hard returns. New lines. The new formatting, or should I say, LACK OF formatting...
    FonderAbsence FonderAbsence 31-35, M 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    You always said "I'll love you more than life itself" and basically said "I'm the one" But I guess when I found you with her in my bed , it showed me that I was just a fool to...
    PreciousDiamond2 PreciousDiamond2 16-17, F 15 hrs ago

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    Hello, I'm going by Pishsalver, for those who do not know what that is: it is a term from Alice in Wonderland- it is the potion entitled "drink me" that allows Alice to gain the...
    Pishsalver Pishsalver 18-21, F 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    Post 007 Before I begin this post, I forgot to talk about the number of casualties in the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah in my last post. The bible doest't give any numbers so...
    DGA2000 DGA2000 61-65 1 day ago

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    .....i only use this tactic when dealing with street thugs or the 5-0. otherwise, if you are a "true" friend you don't have to give me anything and I'd be more than happy to give...
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I'm sorry to say something as random as this but I just really want to say it to a rude brat that I have known for so long who rudely vanished without even saying a freaking thing...
    Starry5Jaden Starry5Jaden 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Title please? I've wrote this poem for the guy I like who has his GF already we were close in the past but we're strangers to each other now Today as I go home, I really feel so...
    SleepyHeadSnorelax SleepyHeadSnorelax 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I have learned all about my past lives as well as have been trained to do past life regression myself! If done the right way it is a magical experience but a lot of people don't...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 days ago

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    When I was pregnant, everyone felt the need to tell me all about their horrific child birth stories (scaring me half to death) , how hard it would be to cope with the physical...
    AlreadyOwned7379 AlreadyOwned7379 36-40, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    The Ex Unexpectedly, I came across you yesterday. It's funny how I didn't recognize you at first glance... I was doing about a business with a guy when I realized you were sitting...
    leztat leztat 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    I know she'll probably never seethis, probably for the better, but Secret, and her name IS Secret, I enjoy seeing your lovely bra straps peeking at me, Always so clean and silvery...
    SilkandLace SilkandLace 36-40, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    When I say I want a woman to dominate me I am speaking about a tough love “motherly” type of impact. I want to be consumed by their presence. In and out of the bedroom...
    musiclive8 musiclive8 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    why can't you just admit you were in the wrong, you wonder why I have ,in your words, have a cup on my shoulder. What do you expect when you used to beat me when I was younger but...
    blindrich blindrich 26-30, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I found out late that allmost everybody at school knew i was gay....all my friends...little kids...people i did't even know....even old men use to shout"gay!" eveytime they see me...
    jrcervin jrcervin 16-17, M 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I can hold my breath I can bite my tongue I can stay awake for days If that's what you want Be your number one I can fake a smile I can force a laugh I can dance and play the part...
    deleted deleted 26-30 a week ago

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    is it just me or the people I am surrounded by or happen to come across, but it seems that most conversations I have with people anymore seem to be more of a competition than a...
    Lee86d Lee86d 31-35, M a week ago

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    Females please 😀 any size, any shape, just nude. Message me?
    HopScot HopScot 18-21, M a week ago

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    I know a lot of people, especially folks who are new to EP, like to ask questions and get to know you through chat, rather than taking the time to read profiles. And I also know...
    mickitg mickitg 41-45, T Aug 24

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    babies are so beautiful. I know one day, I'll be a wonderful mother because I was raised by a lovely woman. She taught me everything I know and I'll be proud to pass those morals...
    QueenMulan QueenMulan 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    My husband is in his mid 30s and already his sex drive is fading! This makes me feel so bad about myself... I just can't handle it. I'm a very sexual person and he's just not...
    LongingForLove777 LongingForLove777 26-30, F 4 Responses Aug 23

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    Someone can ask me why I resent you so much but it's emotions that I've battled with for years. I know you didn't want me even when I was in my mothers womb... Then you brought us...
    Juiceyangel333 Juiceyangel333 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    I wish ppl would read my profile before adding me or trying to chat with me. I am not trying to sound like an EP snob or come off as rude, but I have mostly all the information...
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 Aug 22

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    I have been depressed and I have wanted anorexia but guys don't end your life and this is why... 9 or under-10 Years Old You wont be able to see your children, your niece or have...
    Lovwey Lovwey 13-15, F Aug 22

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    I want to hear about how your spiritual path is going. What have you been learning? What changes have you made and how are you maintaining those changes? Are you still haunted by...
    AquariusLife AquariusLife 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 21

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    I am getting to the point where I am starting to feel "iffish" about having people add me to their circle. Of course I avoid adding people to mine for that very reason, as well as...
    Jugemu Jugemu 31-35, M Aug 20

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    1.Who is your hero? Cancer patients who refuse to give up. 2.If you could live anywhere, where would it be? Somewhere on the Northeastern Seaboard (Maine, Cape Cod, etc.) 3.What...
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    A married couple got into an accident and the husband's face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the...
    Shivang05 Shivang05 22-25, M 3 Responses Aug 19

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    One of the reasons why kids get bullied in school is because of jealously. If you're the smartest kids in the class or have a lot of people that admire you, than you automatically...
    gorgeusgirlSky3 gorgeusgirlSky3 13-15 1 Response Aug 19

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    1.Who is your hero? I don't have one in specific. I have a few. 2.If you could live anywhere, where would it be? Somewhere in a foresty, rural place. 3.What is your biggest fear...
    hallow1331 hallow1331 13-15, F Aug 19

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    1. What is your middle name? - I have two Chinese middle names, Mei-Ling 2. How old are you? - 38 3. When is your birthday? - August 7 4. What is your zodiac sign? - Leo 5...
    loveismyfriend loveismyfriend 36-40, F Aug 17

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    Everyone makes grammatical mistakes including me, so it isn't something I intend to get on my high horse over as some do - but I will NOT be replying to any mail I receive about...
    Gavriella Gavriella 26-30, F 7 Responses Aug 17

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    1. What is your middle name? - Camille 2. How old are you? - 29 3. When is your birthday? - April 10 4. What is your zodiac sign? - Aires 5. What is your favorite color? - Blue...
    buffalobaby2016 buffalobaby2016 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    Oh my gosh I'm so excited! They usually suggest to see your aura look around your head or neck but I was just staring at my leg and I saw a thin band of blue super quick!!!!
    blackheartlover blackheartlover 16-17, F Aug 17

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    1. What is your middle name? - That's too much information. 2. How old are you? - Sixteen. 3. When is your birthday? - November. 4. What is your zodiac sign? - Scorpio. 5...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    To all my friends, and actually to everyone. This might sound completely stupid I don't know lol. Right to all the people who are ashamed of how they look. Please, don't be ashamed...
    ghost25 ghost25 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 17

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