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I Want To See Your 5 Most Funny Experiences On Your Profile

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    Ladies, I'd love to see your breasts, either fully exposed or through a nicely fitting blouse. Braless is great too. So, if you have pix, I'd love to see them.
    inlandsea inlandsea 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 15

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    I was in my room with decs I had opened full volume and had wearer headphones and I was enjoying with headphones plugged in and my brother came in said me "what are you doing you...
    ahmadiscrazy ahmadiscrazy 13-15, M Aug 10

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    Please look over my profile to see if I am the right friend for you even if I add you into my circle. I am negative sometimes and not the best friend sometimes but I'm trying my...
    lititzkid lititzkid 22-25 1 Response a week ago

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    Just uploaded them to my profile so girls add me and check them out x
    69morninglory69 69morninglory69 26-30, M Aug 13

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    Look at my profileee, message me, talk to me (:
    Imsobored123 Imsobored123 18-21, M Jul 31

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    I don't want one, I'm English, I would like one please. What are the circumstances in which this can be achieved
    jason230868 jason230868 36-40, M 6 days ago

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    I had been single for about a year after a disastrous long term relationship and I had no intention of EVER re partnering - I was definitely planning in being the crazy cat lady...
    MollyJC MollyJC 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    My Girlfriend had me put on white satin panties with hearts on them and put shorts over so she could tease me when no one was looking we got sort of caught. We were all drinking...
    CCstnt45 CCstnt45 46-50, M 5 Responses Jul 30

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    As your begging for forgiveness when im spanking your ***
    wilburforce wilburforce 36-40, M Aug 10

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    I just love the woman of E P that show's theirs off. They're so many gorgeous ones on this site.I be glad to give my opinion of yours if you send me a photo in a message here.
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 5

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    i would love to hear your stories to get me all wet and h0rny
    SexyFilly SexyFilly 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 9

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    I used to dare girls to show me their breasts or bras and I always found it to be a very exciting experience. Many times they would do so or wait and then later surprise me when I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 days ago

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    I get happy to see my messages
    TxRocker TxRocker 46-50, M 2 days ago

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    When I can't find the sit roll in the movies theater. Returning back from the bathroom. It be so dark I can't remember where I was sitting. I have to take out my phone for the...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 28

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    Anyone who's close to 500 pounds, message me ;)
    ChubbyGirll02 ChubbyGirll02 22-25, F Aug 5

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    So the guy brought cookies for our date, and gave them to me... I started eating one and I almost chocked to death... The rest of the date was awkward... 0_0
    jeyy90 jeyy90 18-21, F Aug 7

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    Well this isn't so much a date lol, it was the first night I slept over an old boy friend's house. I was nervous the whole night bc I had gas but was not at the stage to fart in...
    Dayzdreamer Dayzdreamer 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 14

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    Ultimate frisbee. I got so into the game I whipped the saucer, and it flew into a group of elderly women walking their dogs. My date tried saving them, and nearly knocked one over...
    MSCris MSCris 18-21, F Aug 14

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    Just wondering about it xD
    BeccaHasASoftHeart BeccaHasASoftHeart 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    I never get embarrassed on the dates I been on. I enjoyed my dates.
    roselani2005 roselani2005 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    I got embarrassed on the first date with the person I'm dating now. I showed up wearing a sexy but classy black dress, heels. It was supposed to be a casual date, I felt so over...
    cjohnson1983 cjohnson1983 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    I got stuck in the women's toilet with him (my date) and three of my other friends:/
    TWDX TWDX 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Hey I would really like some male pics and some stories!
    hypermau hypermau 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 10

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    I did not come to this site to be bombarded with pictures of genitalia. Seriously have some self respect and knock that $hit off!!
    MsInked511 MsInked511 26-30, F Aug 14

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    When I open EP and a bell goes off and it's all lit up. It's like getting packages delivered at my house. I luv meeting new friends on here. Thank God for EP!
    TxRocker TxRocker 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 3

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    When looking for a professional in our directory your mates can see your connections.I had been pretty amazed Along with the dentist and the procedure strategy. On evaluating price...
    Freddieqk2494 Freddieqk2494 31-35, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Put yourself in my shoes as you read this. "Compass" by Counterparts is playing on full blast in your room that you're isolating yourself in as you sit on your bed with your sketch...
    MorbidMorals MorbidMorals 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    So tired of creepy, disrespectful men friending me and sending me weird messages. I block and report every single one of you. You and your stupid shirtless pictures and crotch...
    OceanicXs OceanicXs 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 28

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    Good morning and welcome to this post! If I have sent this to you, that means you have broken one of these rules. I feel as if I have to keep repeating myself when it comes to what...
    AddyAddyAddy AddyAddyAddy 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 2

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    Well whadya know! *wink* Your result for The Lover Style Profile Test ... The Surprising Lover 68% partner focus, 48% aggressiveness, 55% adventurousness based on the results of...
    djtiger djtiger 46-50, M 6 Responses Aug 19

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    The profile is really a drop point to make drilling, scoring and notching straightforward, still let plenty of belly for carving get the job done. The spine is squared off so you...
    Michael749y5lj9 Michael749y5lj9 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Julie Teshome's and Amy Teshome's  registration can be verified by going to or you may phone the Authority on 1300 22 MARA and they're going to check their records for you...
    Khadijah062yu Khadijah062yu 31-35, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    You must act promptly in the event the carelessness of others causes you injury. The first thing you should do is to see your doctor; then, seek a good attorney. This article is...
    neinsteinassociates neinsteinassociates 26-30, M Aug 9

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    You're not cute, you're not cool, you're not funny, you're not wanted, You're not my friend You're not cute because you're beautiful, you're not cool because you're awesome, you...
    BeccaPayne BeccaPayne 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 8

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    I have no idea why ppl want me to add them when they have nothing to say but hi. Want to swap nudes? No fool go away. I don't want to see your wrinkled little ****. I came here to...
    RainbowLoveFire RainbowLoveFire 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    this is NOT ME, it's a stupid spammer, somaliaman "Are you a submissive and obedient young wife and what is your most positive experience with that?"
    Trengo Trengo 46-50, M Aug 3

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    To answer your question yes my profile pic is real I've been asked a million times.
    TeenageWriterGirl TeenageWriterGirl 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 18

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    My Checklist is currently open. Go to the Orders page and submit your information to place an get. DonR17;t forget to specify the grind you'd like (flat or scandi). Many thanks...
    Michael592w2ui6 Michael592w2ui6 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    This is what i think of humanity as a whole so far... It's afraid of change. Even if our situation isn't 'ideal' we like status quo. We always want more, but we're hesitant to...
    jafetgx jafetgx 22-25, M a week ago

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    Someday somebody is going to really like you Someday you’ll be somebody’s top priority Someday you’ll be more than the funny one Someday somebody will see your body as...
    FeelinFine FeelinFine 16-17, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Come into my arms let me hold you softly close.Let me gaze into your eyes,let me tell you,you're the most.You're such a perfect woman,you're what I desire and crave.Let my first...
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M Aug 7

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    Hi guys I wanted to post this, something a good friend posted for me the words struck me like daggers, and cleared some of the haze that was before me, I was shown compassion and I...
    Deemonz Deemonz 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 19

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    Tyreexoh Tyreexoh 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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