YOU MARRIED HER, SHE'S STRICTLY YOURS TO MAKE LOVE TO... SO WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU ASK IF I'M INTERESTED IN SEEING HER WEARING NOTHING.
*Breathes* Now that I've almost lost my...
"She was a cool chick. Kinda funny too. Not bad looking either."
Not even half as good as it sounds. I sometimes hate it. I drive everyone away because of it. Pretty much makes me hate everyone.
I can see through the people who claim to be the...
I love imagining people naked but seeing the real thing leaving nothing to imagination makes me drip;) send me yours :)
~Dangerous Mind - Within Temptation~
......It's in your eyes, what's on your mind.
I fear your smile and the promise inside.
It's in your eyes, what's on your mind.
Not sure why, but everywhere I go out and am around people, I see / meet at least one person I wish I could see completely nude!
I would love for you all to see me play with myself ;)
snapchat me - hotfuxck
I...leaned my back against a warm yellow pumpkin. I could see the tall grasses wave. The earth was warm under me. I was something that lay under the sun and felt it, like the...
I rather like Sir Spike Milligan's epithet on his headstone.
"See! I told you I was ill!"
Comic outlook all through life. Although the war certainly affected him deeply.
But what a...
You say she is hot Let's see what you got
what would you want... R.I.P?
I want it to say "JESUS is lord and brought glory to my life, I am with him now, thank you JESUS."
I want it to have my name and normal tombstone stuff? But shaped and coloured like a Tardis.
I want my last words written on my tombstone! Only so if I say one last hilarious thing before I die it will forever be written with me. Also I'll (probably) get to decide what it...
I THINK I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GROUP!!!! AND THIS IS A "for the first time" STORY!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! READ ONE OF MY OTHER 5000 EXPERIENCE STORIES TO LEARN WHAT IT IS!!!!!!
Went on a date with this guy when we were quite young and attending high school. There's a style known as the "hat hair" which is what this so called stud of mine at the time chose...
When I'm nervous, i talk really fast. When my date and I were talking, I had to keep repeating myself because of how nervous I was lol
https://join.me/744-207-832 up now!
Will show if you show! Females only
I can't believe this was even an option HA!
Here's some gross cheese-****, let's pretend I never posted any of this.
I love breasts there so sexy
Just that,because they charge a ******* lion's share per letter.
if its too good to be true its probably British lol
He loved and was loved.
He helped others.
He will be missed.
"I'm dead. Let's have a party."
"This ************ owed me $500 so I engraved this on his tombstone to **** off his relatives"
Her last words where
"I hid the gold..."
Well I wish to have a Viking funeral but I so wish to standing stone commemorated in my honor but it'll be written in rune so I don't think many will understand
"I have now joined the skeleton war."
Probally something like, if you sit on my gravestone and write emo poetry I will rise from the dead to ***** slap you.
"I'll be back" - schwarzenegger's voice
Here The weirdness lays ....,,
Pepperoni, mushroom and sausage!
.....He was Invincible.....
He did not put in his email....
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the...
I want to meet new people from all different types of places and backgrounds. However, I'm very selective of the type of people I surround myself with.
I was going to just add...
It saddens me that this is necessary.
However, let me clear a few things up:
-I will NOT send you pictures of me. Look through my profile.
-I will NOT tell you a single thing...
The best answer to the question asked in an interview, "Where do you see yourself in 5 years' time?" . . .
"In the mirror as always . . "
I want to be interviewed on my profile
Fitness is an activity that many people enjoy. However, it is sometimes difficult to gain sufficient knowledge about fitness, because there is so much material available on the...
what a totally crappy update for the IOS app. Now I'm stuck to the most popular experiences in stead of the most recent. I don't care about groups or questions. I want to...
I have been here for 50 years now and I can honestly say, I see the world for what it truly is. From the time I was a little boy until today, all I have seen is evil being promoted...
I've been wanting to go for such a long time, but I cant on my own. I'm so sick of life here, I would love to see the rest of the world, travel, meet people, actually live my life...