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I Want to Share Crazy Stories About My Mom

I love my mom, but she does some crazy things 168 People

    My Mom Is Literally Insane

    I don't know how or why I tolerate her but it happens. She is just insane. She laughs really crazy and runs around and jumps and in the air and laughs really crazy again. Can you picture that? Ok good. So a few of the most embarassing things she's done to ME...
    MisssBlazzz MisssBlazzz 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 27, 2009

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    Strange Things Happen In The Car

    So we're driving home from the bank, and someone cuts in front of us, in a red Chevy Aveo. They're doing about 4 miles per hour, and the light is gonna change soon. I didn't think we were gonna make it, so I said, " *sigh...* I wish they would just turn already". My mom screamed...
    Infinite9 Infinite9 66-70, F Nov 19, 2011

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    My Moms Phone

    It started in the middle of summer vacation, It was a normal day of me wakeing up to chaos of my mom bending over infront of my bed telling me to get up. But today was diffrent I didnt ********** for a full week and I had a hard on, so I had to tell her I had a head ache, she...
    Luvmymom Luvmymom 18-21, M 6 Responses Aug 20, 2012

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    Zero Sense Of Direction

    This was when my sister was in the last weeks of her pregnancy. My mom didn't like going there by herself because she's unfamiliar with the area, and that hospital layout, but we weren't available to go with her. She gets into the parking deck, and heads for the level A door. It...
    Infinite9 Infinite9 66-70, F Nov 19, 2011

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    Funny

    We used to live in a house that wasn’t really right but we would experience many paranormal stuff there and hear sounds etc… we left it eventually when it got too much and we couldn’t take it anymore, but one time while we were still living there, my mum was once fed up...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 29, 2012

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    The Hit That Doesn't Hurt

    I feel like this story could go a long way even include some of the beautiful piano parts. By that I mean the most beautiful parts of our story but Ill save that for later. If anyone even cares...Someone has returned to my life...I'll call him mister. Mister is one of those guys...
    Klovie Klovie 26-30, F Sep 9, 2013

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    Mom's Anniversary

    Last year was my mom's 21st anniversary working with the company she's with now. The anniversary fell before my dad's birthday and before their wedding anniversary. Anyways, she invited all her workmates and friends over to the house for a BBQ and a few drinks. However, it...
    Kaksy Kaksy 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 27, 2012

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    Looking Through The Gap.

    My mother is a powerful woman. There aren't many people who can get in her way, or make her feel little. Sometimes even I get caught in her crossfires, and at that point... Burned. Although we have nasty fights and the occasional disagreement, she is my shelter, my protector, and...
    LetsJustBe LetsJustBe 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 23, 2013

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    Mama Mia!

          I guess I should give some background of my Mom to start.  She was a short fiesty Italian woman who to most seemed to be a very sweet and meek person... those who TRULY knew her... lol ... knew better.  She had an evil streak... unlike...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M 4 Responses Apr 1, 2009

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    Big Mouth!

    My mom can be a big mouth.  Today, I opened the door for my aunt who was here to pick up the babies.  She said, "Your mama told me you're getting married!"  My eyes got so huge.  I have not disclosed such information to that side of my family for a...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 13, 2009

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    Therealjason Therealjason 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 18, 2015

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    That's Not My Car!

    One day when I was like 9 or 10 years old, when my mum just got her old green Suzuki sedan car! We have so much memories with that car I do miss it :( so anyways it was night time and I was at my physical therapist that day, we parked the car about 2 or 3 streets away cuz it was...
    AYearWithoutRain AYearWithoutRain 22-25, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2012

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    Ah, Mom Stop Singing!

    When I'm listening to music, my mom decides that she has to start singing the songs. So embarrishing! 
    ascs ascs 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 6, 2009

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    Few seconds before my MOM told me not to sit

    before computer for long hours as it will affect your Katrina...........lol!She meant retina
    aliveisawesome aliveisawesome 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 27, 2015

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    A Simple "thank You" Would Suffice.

    I recently invited my mom up for the week to visit with her grandson. She's been having some money issues lately, so I paid for her hotel room for 5 days and bought all of her food, etc. for the week. No problem, I'm happy to do it! I even filled her GIANT car with gas one day...
    Loretta777 Loretta777 31-35 2 Responses Apr 21, 2011

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    March 31st

    She just called to see if I had made a doctor's appointment.  I told her that I had to find a doctor first.  She then says, "You should find a good one.  A man or a woman."   Well....yeah.
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 7 Responses Mar 31, 2009

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    I love my mom so freaking much.

    I love her even she's crazy or BECAUSE she's crazy. Maybe both. So, this evening my dad picked her up after work by motorcycle. After they got home, I saw some bruises on my mom's foot. She told me that someone has accidentally hit her by a car. A slight hit, her foot bumped the...
    alifia alifia 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 12, 2014

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    Over and Over

    I don't understand my mom sometimes. One minute I think she loves me and wants to help me with everything and the next she wants to leave me and never look back. I've been sick the past couple days, and this morning we were talking about plans with me and college and everything...
    britt707 britt707 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 13, 2013

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    My Mom Is Crazier Than Yours

    I know my mom don't trust me. But I just told her that I will buy a chocolate from the store, when i came back she told me "where did you go?! Did you see your ex?! Who is with you?!" I just laugh inside and said in my mind "Did i say i'm just going to buy a...
    boznicxs boznicxs 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 30, 2009

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    Mom On Vacation

    A year after her husband died and my mom goes on her first vacation since her loss. I am there with my sister and her family by the pool. After a while Mom joins us. She is wearing a bath robe and sits down to read a book. All is good in the world. And then my mom takes off the...
    experience31 experience31 26-30 1 Response Oct 19, 2010

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    My mom used the handicapped stall in a public

    restroom once to come out finding a lady in a wheelchair patiently waiting for her turn.. my NON-handicapped mother faked a limp all the way out of the restroom because she felt so bad!!! lol.
    flowertyme68 flowertyme68 46-50, F Jan 19, 2015

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    What She Did For Love

    The admiration I have for my mother is boundless; it can go on for miles. She will sit in her salon, full clientele, making more than most men do while being classy, professional, loving, warm, and.. Motherly. I feel very fortunate being the daughter of my female role model...
    LetsJustBe LetsJustBe 22-25, F Mar 25, 2013

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    so some information on my mom: she is tall,

    blond hair,a bit fat. she is an eccentric. OK,so my mom was in a hurry to go to a meeting for work. she put some makeup on but I had to help her put it on cause she doesn't know how to put makeup on. Mom flung open her wardrobe and put on anything. in her hurry she had put...
    lilygaga lilygaga 41-45, T 1 Response Jun 30, 2015

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    Related Experiences

    I want to share my experience of the dark night of the soul. So basically it was a time of purging old belief system, feelings and energies. It was like you can't hold onto it...
    Dana1111 Dana1111 16-17, F 3 hrs ago

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    I thought it might be a little narcissistic to do one of these but I love reading them so I figured, why not. Here goes. 1. My name is Spencer 2. I'm a senior in high school 3...
    JerseyBoy16 JerseyBoy16 16-17, M 15 hrs ago

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    10 THINGS ABOUT ME: 1. I'm sociophobic 2. I hate my family 3. I love my girl bestfriend 4. I prefer to go to school because my classmates understands me for who I am not like...
    ventolero15 ventolero15 13-15, M 18 hrs ago

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    ...i love to write. i have kept a digital journal for years and before that, had a journal in writing since age 5. I typically would write in it every night to kind of cleanse and...
    cosmosdrift cosmosdrift 31-35, F 21 hrs ago

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    The men are all here today, to replace an old door, so my stranger for a Mother embarrassed me by calling me all the way from downstairs to ensure that I was doing my housework...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I'm used to the routine of my schedule everyday. I feel bored at some point. I say I'm happy- that's what I think I am, but I'm not really. Beyond these notions that circulates...
    Renciela Renciela 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I've been on EP for almost 7 years now. . . (off and on since 2009 with the same screenname). I have seen people come and go. I've had good and bad experiences, even with just this...
    RebekahWriter13 RebekahWriter13 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    1. I do not believe I will finish this. 2. I am 5'2" AND THREE QUARTERS. 3. I really speak out when something feels wrong to me. 4. I'm an 'INFJ' 5. I believe looking at the world...
    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    1. Sensitive; 2. Lovable; 3. Loving; 4. Reserved; 5. Emotional inside but very calm outside; 6. Still young and not very happy about it.
    Tourion Tourion 22-25, M a week ago

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    1.I am unique (take that as you will) 2. I am a highly offensive person. I do not think I need to censor myself for others. 3. I am polite. 4.I enjoy the little things in life. 5...
    Shadowghost123 Shadowghost123 18-21 2 Responses a week ago

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    hello i have autism , adhd, ocd, low iq, speech issuses, im learning disbled , i want too know more about autism, or talk too someone who understands me im a really nice person i...
    autism1011 autism1011 22-25, M 5 Responses Jan 29

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    probably the time I went for a drive in my old ford wearing nothing but a tiny speedo swimsuit that left little to the imagination and about six miles from my house my car stalled...
    leglover1 leglover1 61-65 4 Responses Jan 29

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    1. I live in Belgium 2. I am nearly 16 years old 3. I see life as an big adventure 4. I absolutely like to read and write 5. I LOVE history (the 19th century in particular) 6. I...
    GentleReader GentleReader 13-15, M Jan 28

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    1.I am 33 2. I have one child, a son who is 14. 3. I had dreadlocks for 14 years but now my hair is straight and I want it cut short. 4. I learnt to surf at 20 years of age 5. I...
    Jordbaerbonnie Jordbaerbonnie 31-35, F Jan 28

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    1. I am 18 years old. 2. I really like the colours pink and mint green. 3. My favourite seasons are Autumn and Winter. 4. I pretty much have all the symptoms of Social Anxiety but...
    emjm013 emjm013 18-21, F Jan 27

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    My Mom's cousin has traced back our roots on my maternal side.I am the 28th generation.It sounds weird that so many generations have lived before me.She has written a book on it.
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 2 Responses Jan 27

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    1. I just love to be around nature! The forests, parks, lawns, etc. Are just beautiful to look at. 2. I am a foodie. I do eat a lot but don't gain any weight 😝. My favourite...
    NatureLover16 NatureLover16 18-21, F Jan 25

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    Here's 10 facts about my priority, personality, and beliefs. 1.) I have a Autism - I only have it very mildly, people don't realise I have until I tell them. I'm considered as a...
    ScienceOfSouls15 ScienceOfSouls15 13-15, M 4 Responses Jan 25

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    1: I am overly paranoid. 2: I trust suru, my dog, the most. 3: I am engaged 4: I like women. 5: I draw to express my feelings. 6: I like wandering 7: Winter is my favorite...
    Kettunainen Kettunainen 22-25, F Jan 24

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