I Want to Share Crazy Stories About My Mom

I love my mom, but she does some crazy things 169 People

    That's Not My Car!

    One day when I was like 9 or 10 years old, when my mum just got her old green Suzuki sedan car! We have so much memories with that car I do miss it :( so anyways it was night time and I was at my physical therapist that day, we parked the car about 2 or 3 streets away cuz it was...
    AYearWithoutRain AYearWithoutRain
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Sep 23, 2012

    My Mom Is Crazier Than Yours

    I know my mom don't trust me. But I just told her that I will buy a chocolate from the store, when i came back she told me "where did you go?! Did you see your ex?! Who is with you?!" I just laugh inside and said in my mind "Did i say i'm just going to buy a...
    boznicxs boznicxs
    13-15, F
    1 Response Sep 30, 2009

    March 31st

    She just called to see if I had made a doctor's appointment.  I told her that I had to find a doctor first.  She then says, "You should find a good one.  A man or a woman."   Well....yeah.
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Mar 31, 2009

    Funny

    We used to live in a house that wasn’t really right but we would experience many paranormal stuff there and hear sounds etc… we left it eventually when it got too much and we couldn’t take it anymore, but one time while we were still living there, my mum was once fed up...
    MissGaga MissGaga
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 29, 2012

    Ah, Mom Stop Singing!

    When I'm listening to music, my mom decides that she has to start singing the songs. So embarrishing! 
    ascs ascs
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jun 6, 2009

    Few seconds before my MOM told me not to sit

    before computer for long hours as it will affect your Katrina...........lol!She meant retina
    aliveisawesome aliveisawesome
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 27, 2015

    Over and Over

    I don't understand my mom sometimes. One minute I think she loves me and wants to help me with everything and the next she wants to leave me and never look back. I've been sick the past couple days, and this morning we were talking about plans with me and college and everything...
    britt707 britt707
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jan 13, 2013

    My Mom Is Literally Insane

    I don't know how or why I tolerate her but it happens. She is just insane. She laughs really crazy and runs around and jumps and in the air and laughs really crazy again. Can you picture that? Ok good. So a few of the most embarassing things she's done to ME...
    MisssBlazzz MisssBlazzz
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Sep 27, 2009

    What She Did For Love

    The admiration I have for my mother is boundless; it can go on for miles. She will sit in her salon, full clientele, making more than most men do while being classy, professional, loving, warm, and.. Motherly. I feel very fortunate being the daughter of my female role model...
    LetsJustBe LetsJustBe
    22-25, F
    Mar 25, 2013

    The Hit That Doesn't Hurt

    I feel like this story could go a long way even include some of the beautiful piano parts. By that I mean the most beautiful parts of our story but Ill save that for later. If anyone even cares...Someone has returned to my life...I'll call him mister. Mister is one of those guys...
    Klovie Klovie
    26-30, F
    Sep 9, 2013

    Mama Mia!

          I guess I should give some background of my Mom to start.  She was a short fiesty Italian woman who to most seemed to be a very sweet and meek person... those who TRULY knew her... lol ... knew better.  She had an evil streak... unlike...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel
    31-35, M
    4 Responses Apr 1, 2009

    A Simple "thank You" Would Suffice.

    I recently invited my mom up for the week to visit with her grandson. She's been having some money issues lately, so I paid for her hotel room for 5 days and bought all of her food, etc. for the week. No problem, I'm happy to do it! I even filled her GIANT car with gas one day...
    Loretta777 Loretta777
    31-35
    2 Responses Apr 21, 2011

    My Moms Phone

    It started in the middle of summer vacation, It was a normal day of me wakeing up to chaos of my mom bending over infront of my bed telling me to get up. But today was diffrent I didnt ********** for a full week and I had a hard on, so I had to tell her I had a head ache, she...
    Luvmymom Luvmymom
    18-21, M
    6 Responses Aug 20, 2012

    Strange Things Happen In The Car

    So we're driving home from the bank, and someone cuts in front of us, in a red Chevy Aveo. They're doing about 4 miles per hour, and the light is gonna change soon. I didn't think we were gonna make it, so I said, " *sigh...* I wish they would just turn already". My mom screamed...
    Infinite9 Infinite9
    70+, F
    Nov 19, 2011

    Zero Sense Of Direction

    This was when my sister was in the last weeks of her pregnancy. My mom didn't like going there by herself because she's unfamiliar with the area, and that hospital layout, but we weren't available to go with her. She gets into the parking deck, and heads for the level A door. It...
    Infinite9 Infinite9
    70+, F
    Nov 19, 2011

    so some information on my mom: she is tall,

    blond hair,a bit fat. she is an eccentric. OK,so my mom was in a hurry to go to a meeting for work. she put some makeup on but I had to help her put it on cause she doesn't know how to put makeup on. Mom flung open her wardrobe and put on anything. in her hurry she had put...
    lilygaga lilygaga
    41-45, T
    1 Response Jun 30, 2015

    Looking Through The Gap.

    My mother is a powerful woman. There aren't many people who can get in her way, or make her feel little. Sometimes even I get caught in her crossfires, and at that point... Burned. Although we have nasty fights and the occasional disagreement, she is my shelter, my protector, and...
    LetsJustBe LetsJustBe
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 23, 2013

    My mom used the handicapped stall in a public

    restroom once to come out finding a lady in a wheelchair patiently waiting for her turn.. my NON-handicapped mother faked a limp all the way out of the restroom because she felt so bad!!! lol.
    flowertyme68 flowertyme68
    46-50, F
    Jan 19, 2015

    I love my mom so freaking much.

    I love her even she's crazy or BECAUSE she's crazy. Maybe both. So, this evening my dad picked her up after work by motorcycle. After they got home, I saw some bruises on my mom's foot. She told me that someone has accidentally hit her by a car. A slight hit, her foot bumped the...
    alifia alifia
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 12, 2014

    Mom On Vacation

    A year after her husband died and my mom goes on her first vacation since her loss. I am there with my sister and her family by the pool. After a while Mom joins us. She is wearing a bath robe and sits down to read a book. All is good in the world. And then my mom takes off the...
    experience31 experience31
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 19, 2010

    Mom's Anniversary

    Last year was my mom's 21st anniversary working with the company she's with now. The anniversary fell before my dad's birthday and before their wedding anniversary. Anyways, she invited all her workmates and friends over to the house for a BBQ and a few drinks. However, it...
    Kaksy Kaksy
    18-21, M
    1 Response Sep 27, 2012
    Therealjason Therealjason
    31-35, F
    Jan 18, 2015

    Big Mouth!

    My mom can be a big mouth.  Today, I opened the door for my aunt who was here to pick up the babies.  She said, "Your mama told me you're getting married!"  My eyes got so huge.  I have not disclosed such information to that side of my family for a...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 13, 2009

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    18-21, F
    Apr 20
    It is diffecult.. When you lost ur mom at 2 and you dad loves your brother more than you... But i try and i will survive
    xcutexgirlx xcutexgirlx
    13-15, F
    4 Responses Apr 20
    i have wanted to be pregnant since before i can remember i was diagnosed polycystic ovarian syndrome at age 11 and it suck because i have been trying for years and every one around...
    Kpee1997 Kpee1997
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 20
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    16-17, F
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    foreverblue122 foreverblue122
    26-30, M
    Apr 20
    is it bad I want to become a teen mom!? Did anyone intently get pregnant! please help and please no rude comments... I know its bad
    JLynn98 JLynn98
    16-17
    1 Response Apr 19
    I love to be pinched, poked, and prodded right in my belly and told how fat it is. I like comments on how deep my belly button has gotten and how I should lose some belly fat. I...
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    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 17
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    Apr 12
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    Apr 11
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    18-21, M
    Apr 11
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    timesoftrouble timesoftrouble
    56-60, M
    1 Response Apr 11
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    ArtieKat ArtieKat
    61-65, M
    Apr 10
    Just a teen in Ohio wanting a baby
    Wannabemommy14 Wannabemommy14
    13-15, F
    Apr 10
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    MrHeartaFire MrHeartaFire
    41-45, M
    Apr 10
    I would but that's just to long for people to handle lol
    Justaweirdo11 Justaweirdo11
    13-15, F
    Apr 9
    when I get to the right age I will probably on purpose go mute and never speak for the rest of my life and leave a box of journals of every thing ive wanted to say from the moment...
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    18-21, M
    Apr 9
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    ijustneed2talk ijustneed2talk
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Apr 7
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    hellokitti hellokitti
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 7
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    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 6
    need more attention from people who love me unconditionally
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