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I Want to Share Crazy Stories About My Mom

I love my mom, but she does some crazy things 147 People

    Big Mouth!

    My mom can be a big mouth.  Today, I opened the door for my aunt who was here to pick up the babies.  She said, "Your mama told me you're getting married!"  My eyes got so huge.  I have not disclosed such information to that side of my family for a...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 13, 2009

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    Mama Mia!

          I guess I should give some background of my Mom to start.  She was a short fiesty Italian woman who to most seemed to be a very sweet and meek person... those who TRULY knew her... lol ... knew better.  She had an evil streak... unlike...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M 4 Responses Apr 1, 2009

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    The Hit That Doesn't Hurt

    I feel like this story could go a long way even include some of the beautiful piano parts. By that I mean the most beautiful parts of our story but Ill save that for later. If anyone even cares...Someone has returned to my life...I'll call him mister. Mister is one of those guys...
    Klovie Klovie 26-30, F Sep 9, 2013

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    My Moms Phone

    It started in the middle of summer vacation, It was a normal day of me wakeing up to chaos of my mom bending over infront of my bed telling me to get up. But today was diffrent I didnt ********** for a full week and I had a hard on, so I had to tell her I had a head ache, she...
    Luvmymom Luvmymom 18-21, M 4 Responses Aug 20, 2012

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    Ah, Mom Stop Singing!

    When I'm listening to music, my mom decides that she has to start singing the songs. So embarrishing! 
    ascs ascs 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 6, 2009

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    That's Not My Car!

    One day when I was like 9 or 10 years old, when my mum just got her old green Suzuki sedan car! We have so much memories with that car I do miss it :( so anyways it was night time and I was at my physical therapist that day, we parked the car about 2 or 3 streets away cuz it was...
    AYearWithoutRain AYearWithoutRain 18-21, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2012

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    Over and Over

    I don't understand my mom sometimes. One minute I think she loves me and wants to help me with everything and the next she wants to leave me and never look back. I've been sick the past couple days, and this morning we were talking about plans with me and college and everything...
    britt707 britt707 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 13, 2013

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    A Simple "thank You" Would Suffice.

    I recently invited my mom up for the week to visit with her grandson. She's been having some money issues lately, so I paid for her hotel room for 5 days and bought all of her food, etc. for the week. No problem, I'm happy to do it! I even filled her GIANT car with gas one day...
    Loretta777 Loretta777 31-35 2 Responses Apr 21, 2011

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    Funny

    We used to live in a house that wasn’t really right but we would experience many paranormal stuff there and hear sounds etc… we left it eventually when it got too much and we couldn’t take it anymore, but one time while we were still living there, my mum was once fed up...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 29, 2012

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    Mom's Anniversary

    Last year was my mom's 21st anniversary working with the company she's with now. The anniversary fell before my dad's birthday and before their wedding anniversary. Anyways, she invited all her workmates and friends over to the house for a BBQ and a few drinks. However, it...
    Kaksy Kaksy 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 27, 2012

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    March 31st

    She just called to see if I had made a doctor's appointment.  I told her that I had to find a doctor first.  She then says, "You should find a good one.  A man or a woman."   Well....yeah.
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 7 Responses Mar 31, 2009

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    Mom On Vacation

    A year after her husband died and my mom goes on her first vacation since her loss. I am there with my sister and her family by the pool. After a while Mom joins us. She is wearing a bath robe and sits down to read a book. All is good in the world. And then my mom takes off the...
    experience31 experience31 26-30 1 Response Oct 19, 2010

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    My Mom Is Literally Insane

    I don't know how or why I tolerate her but it happens. She is just insane. She laughs really crazy and runs around and jumps and in the air and laughs really crazy again. Can you picture that? Ok good. So a few of the most embarassing things she's done to ME...
    MisssBlazzz MisssBlazzz 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 27, 2009

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    What She Did For Love

    The admiration I have for my mother is boundless; it can go on for miles. She will sit in her salon, full clientele, making more than most men do while being classy, professional, loving, warm, and.. Motherly. I feel very fortunate being the daughter of my female role model...
    LetsJustBe LetsJustBe 18-21, F Mar 25, 2013

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    Looking Through The Gap.

    My mother is a powerful woman. There aren't many people who can get in her way, or make her feel little. Sometimes even I get caught in her crossfires, and at that point... Burned. Although we have nasty fights and the occasional disagreement, she is my shelter, my protector, and...
    LetsJustBe LetsJustBe 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 23, 2013

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    I find it weird how my ex girlfriend says she wants me in her life and wants to be with me yet she texts me all different (takes hours to respond until I text her). She really...
    Experiencezzzz Experiencezzzz 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 8

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    1. I love God 2. I love to help people in need 3. I sing weirdly and sing fake opera 4. Whenever I go to another country I hide my american accent with a fake spanish one, It gets...
    wingeyes wingeyes 31-35, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I posted this once before. Instead of sharing a 100 things About me,. I want to share 100 things I don't want you to know about me. Why? Cause' that is the way I roll. 1.My last...
    JustmeraeAgain JustmeraeAgain 46-50, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I want someone to care about me. Someone who is not obligated by blood. Someone who is not doing it for their own benefit. I just want someone to care about me and truly care. No...
    InMybubble InMybubble 16-17, F Apr 10

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    ( 1.) I'm really 16 ( 2.) I am weird 3. I like to **** around with people I don't like ( 4.) I have depression ( 5.) I also had PTSD (not any more) 6. I love the color black ( 7...
    jpr606361 jpr606361 22-25, M 2 hrs ago

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    1. i have a lead foot 2. i am a surgeon but I can't watch bloody movies 3. i speak five languages fluently 4. it's easy for me to get into contact with people 5. i have green eyes...
    lesdimanches lesdimanches 26-30, F 1 hr ago

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    1. I have 2 children 2. I'm married 3. I have 3 dog 4. One of my dogs has 3 legs 5. I put on a fake smile a lot if times lately 6. I had my daughter when I was 14 7. I had my son...
    brokenbecauseofhim brokenbecauseofhim 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    THE RETURN OF THE EXILES The old man with a hammer and the one-eyed man with a spear were seated by the roadside talking as I came up the hill. "It isn't as though they hadn't...
    TheDaken TheDaken 26-30, M Mar 28

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    1 my hair is brown but in my picture it looks red 2 I am in love with Kurt Cobain 3 I haven't done a lot of bad things but those are the kind of stories I post on here 4 I don't...
    Sheslikethewind Sheslikethewind 18-21, F Apr 5

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    *UPDATED* 1. I dye my hair a lot. (Not much anymore) 2. My momma figure means EVERYTHING to me. 3. I have a cat named Hiccup! 4. I'm extremely pale, but have rosy cheeks. 5. I'm...
    ProudByChoice ProudByChoice 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    1. I have never truly forgiven someone before, time doesn't really fade the things in my head. 2. It takes me a long time before I can show you my true self, but I freely tell you...
    Qwerkyqwerty Qwerkyqwerty 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    Given that I can't stop and start...or edit stories anymore....this will prove to be a challenge. When that functionality returns, I hear, its on its way back...oy! I will post...
    tacitlygarrulous tacitlygarrulous 70+, M Mar 19

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    1. I love anime and manga.My favourite anime is Naruto. 2. I love Korean cuisine and ramen. 3. My favourite colour is blue. 4. I love drawing and sketching. I am good at graphic...
    introvertlife introvertlife 16-17, F Mar 21

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    1- I am chilean 2- I am the shortest girl wherever I go, but it's not that I don't like it. 3- love to read manga, watch anime, series and movies. 4- i believe bioshock is the best...
    chubi1313 chubi1313 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    1. I was born on September 5th, 1954. 2. I am female. 3. I have one child, a daughter who was born June 15, 1985. 4. I watch FOX News. 5. I live with my parents: Mom was born...
    azny azny 56-60, F Apr 5

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    1. I'm outgoing 2. I lift weights and work out everyday 3. I eat my feelings 4. I am in the Navy 5. I currently live in japan 6. I am a people pleaser with no back bone 7. I like...
    grimesfoster grimesfoster 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    Okay uh 10 things: • I'm bi, and proud of it! • I've done dirty things in the past😉 • I'm a mix between Hispanic, Filipino, and German • I have piercings and need a...
    bulimicbixtch49 bulimicbixtch49 13-15, F a week ago

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    I doubt I'll get to fifty but ill tick them off and stop when it happens. 1. I have a silver tongue. 2. I can be very charming. 3. I'm selfish. 4. I can read people in person...
    DiosesOscuros DiosesOscuros 22-25, M a week ago

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    1.) I don't smoke/drink/do drugs. 2.) I don't know how to ride a bicycle. 3.) I love female cosplayers. (*.*)/ 4.) I can move my left and right eyebrows simultaneously. 5.) I have...
    Ansonicchi Ansonicchi 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I won't do 100 now but maybe here and there till I get there, 1) I am a figure skater 2) I love turquoise 3) I love green 4) I draw dead ppl 5) on that note, I'm not normal 6) my...
    MyHeadsUnderWater MyHeadsUnderWater 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    Why is it so hard .. All I want is my Son .... All I want is a beautiful handsome baby boy.. I am ready ... I want to be a mom.... Why just why couldn't he just get me pregnant...
    DajahCarter DajahCarter 16-17, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    1. When I was 8 my great grandmother died. 2. I cried everyday for 2 years after, and still do sometimes. 3. I'm Wiccan. 4. I'm "in the broom closet" 5. Same Love by Macklemore...
    HeyItsMexox HeyItsMexox 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    1 One of my closest friend is 10 yrs old 2 I'm Engaged 3 I have four pet rats, a toy poodle, and my cats live with my mom. 4 I LOVE to sing 5 I have bipolar 1 (and ADHD) 6 I'm...
    Dayzdreamer Dayzdreamer 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    1- I'm 18 years young. 2- I have a job at a restaurant. 3- I smoke cigarettes. Non menthol. 4- I think sex is beautiful. 5- I dye my hair; red head! 6- I have an iPhone. 7...
    Ohxoxo Ohxoxo 18-21, F Mar 19

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    March 25, 1911 In one of the darkest moments of America's industrial history, the Triangle Shirtwaist Company factory in New York City burns down, killing 145 workers, on this day...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Mar 25

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    1. I'm very tall for my age. I'm 14 and stand at 5 8 1/2. 2. I was depressed and use to cut myself. 3. I'm really good at volleyball. 4. I hate it when people judge others. 5...
    MaddieMoo14 MaddieMoo14 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    1. You were purposefully made with the divine Love and Intention of God. Whether or not you believe is irrelevant, you are Loved. 2. Mistakes are intentional and necessary to...
    OnlyLoveKeepsTrying OnlyLoveKeepsTrying 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 24

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    I'm only doing 20 (: 1. I am from texas. 2. I have long brown hair & blue eyes. 3. I live in a really small town where the population is like 2000. 4. I participated in beauty...
    countryanon countryanon 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    I hope to learn from other people because I am 23 years old and been going to jail sense the age of 20 which in no way shape or form am I proud of but each time is due to addiction...
    shoothelp shoothelp 22-25 Mar 31

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    Interesting... Here's mine! 1 - I am afraid of clowns 2- I have been to almost all 50 states 3- I love coffee 4- I eat mostly organic foods 5- I love to cook for people 6- I...
    Jerseygirl72 Jerseygirl72 41-45 2 Responses Apr 5

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    1. I'm tall and I like it. 5'10 2. I have random quirks about me that seem unusual to others. Ex: I love ramen noodles with cold milk. Weird.. 3. I have such a huge desire to...
    celestethebest celestethebest 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    1. I have 8 sisters and 2 brothers. 2. I love to sing ( I am a soprano) 3. I have recently admitted to myself that I am an anti theist atheist. 4. I flirt way too much 5. I...
    LameyC LameyC 18-21, F a week ago

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    Well , here you are 100 things I want to share about myself . . 1 - I am a Muslim wife. 2 - I am in my thirties. 3 - I am Egyptian and living in Cairo. 4 - I am newly married. 5...
    Rodwali Rodwali 31-35, F Mar 23

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    An addition to the 100 things I already shared.. 1. I love playing video games 2. My favourites are the GTA Games 3. I enjoy talking about nerdy things 4. Even when I'm really sad...
    Ortolan Ortolan 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    1. I’m 14 years old. 2. Yes I am a virgin. 3. I’m in a D/S relationship. 4. I practice BDSM. 5. The farthest I went is fingering. 6. I love it rough. I love it when he hurts...
    iridescentgurl iridescentgurl 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    1). My name is ******** ;) 2). I love iced chai tea with vanilla and two espresso shots 3). I try to be a better me every day 4). I find Frozen very inspiring 5). I'm thick in all...
    Mirabal19 Mirabal19 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    1. I have two dogs. 2. I have REALLY bad memory 3. I'm very introverted 4. I try to be more open the last 2 years. 5. I haven't seen my father for 10 years. 6. The person I love...
    toughbaby toughbaby 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 3

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