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I Want to Share Crazy Stories About My Mom

I love my mom, but she does some crazy things 149 People

    Mama Mia!

          I guess I should give some background of my Mom to start.  She was a short fiesty Italian woman who to most seemed to be a very sweet and meek person... those who TRULY knew her... lol ... knew better.  She had an evil streak... unlike...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M 4 Responses Apr 1, 2009

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    Funny

    We used to live in a house that wasn’t really right but we would experience many paranormal stuff there and hear sounds etc… we left it eventually when it got too much and we couldn’t take it anymore, but one time while we were still living there, my mum was once fed up...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 29, 2012

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    That's Not My Car!

    One day when I was like 9 or 10 years old, when my mum just got her old green Suzuki sedan car! We have so much memories with that car I do miss it :( so anyways it was night time and I was at my physical therapist that day, we parked the car about 2 or 3 streets away cuz it was...
    AYearWithoutRain AYearWithoutRain 18-21, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2012

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    Ah, Mom Stop Singing!

    When I'm listening to music, my mom decides that she has to start singing the songs. So embarrishing! 
    ascs ascs 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 6, 2009

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    Big Mouth!

    My mom can be a big mouth.  Today, I opened the door for my aunt who was here to pick up the babies.  She said, "Your mama told me you're getting married!"  My eyes got so huge.  I have not disclosed such information to that side of my family for a...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 13, 2009

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    Looking Through The Gap.

    My mother is a powerful woman. There aren't many people who can get in her way, or make her feel little. Sometimes even I get caught in her crossfires, and at that point... Burned. Although we have nasty fights and the occasional disagreement, she is my shelter, my protector, and...
    LetsJustBe LetsJustBe 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 23, 2013

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    March 31st

    She just called to see if I had made a doctor's appointment.  I told her that I had to find a doctor first.  She then says, "You should find a good one.  A man or a woman."   Well....yeah.
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 7 Responses Mar 31, 2009

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    My Moms Phone

    It started in the middle of summer vacation, It was a normal day of me wakeing up to chaos of my mom bending over infront of my bed telling me to get up. But today was diffrent I didnt ********** for a full week and I had a hard on, so I had to tell her I had a head ache, she...
    Luvmymom Luvmymom 18-21, M 5 Responses Aug 20, 2012

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    My Mom Is Crazier Than Yours

    I know my mom don't trust me. But I just told her that I will buy a chocolate from the store, when i came back she told me "where did you go?! Did you see your ex?! Who is with you?!" I just laugh inside and said in my mind "Did i say i'm just going to buy a...
    boznicxs boznicxs 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 30, 2009

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    Over and Over

    I don't understand my mom sometimes. One minute I think she loves me and wants to help me with everything and the next she wants to leave me and never look back. I've been sick the past couple days, and this morning we were talking about plans with me and college and everything...
    britt707 britt707 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 13, 2013

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    The Hit That Doesn't Hurt

    I feel like this story could go a long way even include some of the beautiful piano parts. By that I mean the most beautiful parts of our story but Ill save that for later. If anyone even cares...Someone has returned to my life...I'll call him mister. Mister is one of those guys...
    Klovie Klovie 26-30, F Sep 9, 2013

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    Mom's Anniversary

    Last year was my mom's 21st anniversary working with the company she's with now. The anniversary fell before my dad's birthday and before their wedding anniversary. Anyways, she invited all her workmates and friends over to the house for a BBQ and a few drinks. However, it...
    Kaksy Kaksy 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 27, 2012

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    Strange Things Happen In The Car

    So we're driving home from the bank, and someone cuts in front of us, in a red Chevy Aveo. They're doing about 4 miles per hour, and the light is gonna change soon. I didn't think we were gonna make it, so I said, " *sigh...* I wish they would just turn already". My mom screamed...
    Infinite9 Infinite9 70+, F Nov 19, 2011

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    Mom On Vacation

    A year after her husband died and my mom goes on her first vacation since her loss. I am there with my sister and her family by the pool. After a while Mom joins us. She is wearing a bath robe and sits down to read a book. All is good in the world. And then my mom takes off the...
    experience31 experience31 26-30 1 Response Oct 19, 2010

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    Zero Sense Of Direction

    This was when my sister was in the last weeks of her pregnancy. My mom didn't like going there by herself because she's unfamiliar with the area, and that hospital layout, but we weren't available to go with her. She gets into the parking deck, and heads for the level A door. It...
    Infinite9 Infinite9 70+, F Nov 19, 2011

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    What She Did For Love

    The admiration I have for my mother is boundless; it can go on for miles. She will sit in her salon, full clientele, making more than most men do while being classy, professional, loving, warm, and.. Motherly. I feel very fortunate being the daughter of my female role model...
    LetsJustBe LetsJustBe 18-21, F Mar 25, 2013

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    A Simple "thank You" Would Suffice.

    I recently invited my mom up for the week to visit with her grandson. She's been having some money issues lately, so I paid for her hotel room for 5 days and bought all of her food, etc. for the week. No problem, I'm happy to do it! I even filled her GIANT car with gas one day...
    Loretta777 Loretta777 31-35 2 Responses Apr 21, 2011

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    My Mom Is Literally Insane

    I don't know how or why I tolerate her but it happens. She is just insane. She laughs really crazy and runs around and jumps and in the air and laughs really crazy again. Can you picture that? Ok good. So a few of the most embarassing things she's done to ME...
    MisssBlazzz MisssBlazzz 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 27, 2009

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