The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you. 286 People
Interested - I read somewhere once that "It is the best compliment a person can receive to be called interesting. Anyone can be beautiful or talented but it take a special person to capture your attention, and keep it."
emm96 0 Oct 21
People - Some people come in your life as blessings other come in your life as lessons!
chikiz 1 Jun 11, 2012
Wine... - The most popular wine during the holiday season? "You didn't get me what I wanted for Christmas"
kittysoftpaws 0 Dec 24, 2012
Politicians - Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly - and for the same reason.
sciguy18 2 Oct 22, 2011
Life - Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway.
cezzuprerna 0 May 28, 2012
Doctor Visit - A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says, “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”
sciguy18 2 Jun 30, 2012
Real Joke - A real joke is one that makes you laugh when nobody is around!
maskedmenace 5 Responses 1 Sep 24, 2009
People. - People come, people go-they'll drift in and out of your life, almost like characters in a favorite book. When you finally close the cover, the characters have told their story and you start up again with another book, complete with new characters and adventures. Then...
shamelesssummer 1 Response 2 Nov 1, 2011
Superman - some things are not meant to be kept forever.. You know you have to stop & let go when things aren't going right,, & everything you did is unappreciated.. REMEMBER WHAT BATMAN SAYS? 'it is wiser to be alone but happy.. than w...
Eemcee 1 Response 1 May 21, 2009
I told my doctor I want to get a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
sciguy18 4 Responses 3 Dec 3
Future! - "You want to know something about the future? Every time you look at it, it changes and it's because you looked at it and that changes everything" -Nicolas Cage-
AYearWithoutRain 1 Response 2 Sep 4, 2012
Boys And Men - A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
redUmbrella 2 Responses 3 Nov 7, 2011
Time - The time which you enjoyed wasting, was not wasted.
cezzuprerna 1 Response 1 Jun 2, 2012
In Giving - You give but little when you give of your possessions. its when u give of yourself that you truly give.
georshar 4 Responses 1 Feb 1, 2009
Mirror, Mirror... - I'm so ugly, that I have to sneak up on my mirror.
sciguy18 3 Responses 0 Apr 24, 2012
I Think This Ones Beautiful - “It is no surprise to me that hardly anyone tells the truth about how they feel. The smart ones keep themselves to themselves for good reason. Why would you want to tell anyone anything that's dear to you? Even when you like them and want nothing...
Zoraine 0 Sep 22, 2012
I Want To Share One Liners And Quotes - Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. Alfred A. Montapert It is much easier to show compassion to animals...
mona87 0 Oct 28
Wrap It Up - Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
sciguy18 1 Response 4 Dec 22, 2011
Honesty - "honesty will never break you." =)
mistyeyedlass 4 Responses 1 Mar 2, 2009
I Just Made This Up - "her father put the sun and the moon in the sky, but you put the stars there so you can light up her world even on her darkest days"
dancingqueen87 0 Jun 8
Drink The Coffee - A woman once said to Winston Churchill. " if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee" Winston Churchill replied " if you were my wife, I would drink it"
Spartanone 0 Apr 19, 2012
Truth. - "We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness… We are monkeys with money and guns." -Tom Waits Isn't that true, of course, we have our news sources, but is...
nilmortalibusarduiest 2 Feb 14
On Forgiveness... - He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love.
georshar 3 Responses 5 Feb 2, 2009
Lovely Quotes - Anger is a condition in which The tongue works faster than the mind . You can't change the past, But you can ruin the present By worrying over the future Love...and you shall be loved. God always gives His best to those Who leave the...
georshar 5 Responses 1 Jun 4, 2009
Anger - He who angers you, controls you.
sciguy18 4 Responses 4 Jan 3, 2011
A Grain Of Salt - I always take life with a grain of salt - plus a slice of lemon and a shot tequila.
sciguy18 4 Responses 6 Jun 8
I'm So Ugly... - That the other night a mugger took off his mask and made ME wear it.
sciguy18 6 Responses 7 Mar 23, 2011
No Reason To Hate - #1 I want love, you also want love, there is no reason for hatred. #2 I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. ~ Martin Luther King, Jr. #3 From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate. ~ Socrates. Someone hates you...
thewayIam 1 Response 1 Oct 23, 2011
Mirror, Mirror - “I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.” ― Steven Wright
Gabbylee 1 Jan 19, 2012
What Were You Thinking - "What were you thinking? I was thinking.. love is strange then I thought of a sandwich" -agent Lisbon talking to Jean from the Mentalist- This guy is soo cool :) this line crackles me up :P
AYearWithoutRain 0 Aug 30, 2012
Butterfly - Of all the tasks in the world, love is the most difficult. For one human being to lobe another is the ultimate; the last test and proof of our humanity. And most of us fail. . - Julie O' Yang
setmefree47 2 Sep 9
Sarcastic Quotes - I am mostly positive nice person, but sometimes I am just want to explode of anger. And just communicate what I really think #1: I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here. #2: Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence...
thewayIam 4 Responses 2 Sep 18, 2011
Thought For the Day - The less you open your heart to others, the more your heart suffers.
georshar 3 Responses 1 Feb 24, 2009
The Drinks Are On Me - Q: Why did God create alcohol? A: To give ugly people like me a chance to have sex.
sciguy18 1 Response 1 Jan 21, 2012
A Good Memory - "I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception." — Groucho Marx
sciguy18 0 Apr 19, 2012
Which Side? - "How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on."
sciguy18 1 Response 0 Mar 14
Sage Advice - "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." ~ Erma Bombeck
sciguy18 0 Mar 4
I Found Two Today - No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry Everyone is gifted - but some people never open their package
LittleLena 2 Responses 1 Apr 16, 2012
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treegurl94 1 Nov 4
All Grown Up - You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
georshar 1 Response 1 Jan 31, 2009
Matured - Wow you look good for your age. I know thanks just like a piece off cheese ive matured well
roastlamb 0 Sep 27
Pain In The... - If 4 out of 5 people suffer from hemorrhoids... does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?
sciguy18 2 Responses 6 May 2
Wedding - The next wedding I want to go to is my one not some one else's wedding
roastlamb 0 Sep 27
A Loving Heart - A loving heart is the truest wisdom. --- Charles Dickens
georshar 1 Response 1 May 3, 2009
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost. - Tolkien - I really didn't want to join the mainstream crowd but I just missed Middle Earth so much that I gave in and went to the cinema to watch The Hobbit. I went home and this quote popped into my mind (which is actually from the Lord of...
Magneshium 1 Jan 16
Great People - Really great people make u feel that you too can become great
georshar 3 Responses 1 Jan 29, 2009
Quote - The only devils in the world are those running in our own hearts. That is where the battle should be fought. --- Mahatma Gandhi
georshar 1 Response 1 Apr 5, 2009
I Was Such An Ugly Kid... - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
sciguy18 2 May 28, 2011
Business One Liners - Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty reasoning. Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace automation. Pick good people; talent never wears out. Pills to be taken in twos always come out...
jml2000 1 Response 2 Dec 1
Reciprocate - “Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.” ~ Yogi Berra
sciguy18 2 Responses 2 Aug 15
A Few Quotes I Have Collected From Rd.... - ~ Bill Cosby:: The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, & that's when they stop arguing. ~ ~ Kevin Kline:: Hindsight; It's like foresight, without the future. ~ ~ ...
deleted 1 Response 1 May 3, 2009
One day I would like to experience sharing my wife
drmarried666 2 Responses 1 3 days ago
Wife At Home In Bed With Another Man - I am currently away from home on business . I am 170 miles away from my house in a hotel , my wife txt me earlier to tell me she was getting her fanny ****** in our bed by a big black **** . I love it when she ***** other guys and she enjoys...
r1raver 17 Responses 25 Nov 15
It's a fantasy I brought into the bedroom about a year ago. I started making stories up of other men and women joining us and pleasuring my wife. She got into it quite quickly and now is very eager for me to do so whenever we have sex. I often roleplay the other man while she is...
stillgotitx 8 Responses 9 a week ago
Johnny Carson One Liners - I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year. Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths. You have to smoke a couple of bowls before...
Myztikal 1 Response 0 Nov 28
I Want To Get Pregnant.... - I'm looking for a nice guy to help me get pregnant. Must be std free and HIV/AIDS free. Must be a healthy guy. I'm in the Michigan area so I want some one in this area. I'm just looking for help getting pregnant you don't have to be in the child life...
Kitty250 11 Responses 6 Nov 24
Quotes On Disability. - World disability day 2013 date is December 3 Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - World Disability Day Quotes by Martina Navratilova There are so many...
mona87 1 Dec 3
Quotes About How To Deal With Bad In People - Bad things are always going to happen in life. People will hurt you. But you can't use that as an excuse to fail or to hurt someone back. You'll only hurt yourself.” “The reason people find it so...
mona87 2 Responses 0 Nov 17
A Special And One Of My Favorite Friendship Quotes Ever! - When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds...
itsjustbrit 2 Responses 3 Nov 20
I Love Quotes - I dont mean the stupid cliche ones about all this positive thinking and stuff. I mean the ones that make you start to see things differently because they relate to you so much. Its hard to explain but i love quotes like "some people feel the rain while others just...
SkullCandy123 0 Nov 15