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The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you. 333 People

    Business One Liners

    Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty reasoning. Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace automation. Pick good people; talent never wears out. Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 1, 2013

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    Anger

    He who angers you, controls you.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M 5 Responses Jan 3, 2011

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    adav218 adav218 13-15, M Aug 22

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    No Reason To Hate

    #1 I want love, you also want love, there is no reason for hatred. #2 I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. ~ Martin Luther King, Jr. #3 From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate. ~ Socrates. Someone hates you, only because you...
    thewayIam thewayIam 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 23, 2011

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    Honesty

    "honesty will never break you." =)
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 2, 2009

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    Wrap It Up

    Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 22, 2011

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    Sex and beauty are inseparable,

    like life and consciousness. And the intelligence which goes with sex and beauty, and arises out of sex and beauty, is intuition. D. H. Lawrence
    KCN33 KCN33 31-35, F Oct 15

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    "I'm scared to get close

    and I hate being alone. I long for a feeling to not feel at all. The higher I get, the lower I sink. I can't drown my demons they know how to swim." -Bring Me The Horizon
    Addictedtobmthandcats Addictedtobmthandcats 13-15, F Mar 26

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    A dung beetle walks into a bar

    and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M 3 Responses Feb 1

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    "The evil queens are the princesses

    that were never saved."
    laubrown1 laubrown1 18-21, F May 10

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    I told my doctor I want to get a vasectomy.

    He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M 3 Responses Dec 3, 2013

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    Politicians

    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly - and for the same reason.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M Oct 22, 2011

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    Pain In The...

    If 4 out of 5 people suffer from hemorrhoids... does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M 2 Responses May 2, 2013

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    Matured

    Wow you look good for your age. I know thanks just like a piece off cheese ive matured well
    roastlamb roastlamb 31-35, M Sep 27, 2013

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    I Was Such An Ugly Kid...

    When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M May 28, 2011

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    Mindywrong Mindywrong 22-25, F Oct 25

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    Don't Do It

    "Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M Dec 14, 2011

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    Everyone is entitled to be stupid,

    but some abuse the privilege.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M 2 Responses Mar 8

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    Which Side?

    "How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on."
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 14, 2013

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    Boys And Men

    A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
    redUmbrella redUmbrella 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 7, 2011

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    I'm so ugly that when I walk into a bank,

    they turn OFF the cameras...
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 24

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    Sarcastic Quotes

    I am mostly positive nice person, but sometimes I am just want to explode of anger. And just communicate what I really think   #1: I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here. #2: Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. #3: I like you...
    thewayIam thewayIam 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 18, 2011

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    I feel more like I do

    now then when I first got here...
    DrRufus DrRufus 22-25, M Aug 22

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    Sage Advice

    "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." ~ Erma Bombeck
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M Mar 4, 2013

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    H€R€

    €V€RŸ DÖG HÅŠ ĮTŠ DÆŸ €V€RŸ MÄÑ HÎŚ ÇĀŁ£ĪÑG €V€RŸ PËRŠØŃ HĮŠ PÃTH.
    treegurl94 treegurl94 16-17, F Nov 4, 2013

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    A Grain Of Salt

    I always take life with a grain of salt - plus a slice of lemon and a shot tequila.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M 4 Responses Jun 8, 2013

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    Future!

    "You want to know something about the future? Every time you look at it, it changes and it's because you looked at it and that changes everything" -Nicolas Cage-
    AYearWithoutRain AYearWithoutRain 18-21, M Sep 4, 2012

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    holloway64 holloway64 46-50, M Feb 13

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    I was so surprised when I was born

    that I didn't speak for a year.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M Mar 26

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    Reciprocate

    “Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.” ~ Yogi Berra
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 15, 2013

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    The Truth About Prince Charming

    Sometimes your Knight In Shining Armor turns out to be a Retard In Tinfoil.
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 17, 2010

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    Interested

    I read somewhere once that "It is the best compliment a person can receive to be called interesting. Anyone can be beautiful or talented but it take a special person to capture your attention, and keep it."
    emm96 emm96 18-21, F Oct 21, 2013

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    "It is better to be looked over

    than overlooked." ~ Mae West
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M 3 Responses Jul 14

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    On Forgiveness...

    He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love.
    georshar georshar 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 2, 2009

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    I Just Made This Up

    "her father put the sun and the moon in the sky, but you put the stars there so you can light up her world even on her darkest days"
    dancingqueen87 dancingqueen87 16-17, F Jun 8, 2013

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    Wedding

    The next wedding I want to go to is my one not  some one else's wedding
    roastlamb roastlamb 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 27, 2013

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    Doctor Visit

    A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says, “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M Jun 30, 2012

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    Lilly97 Lilly97 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 29

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    People.

    People come, people go-they'll drift in and out of your life, almost like characters in a favorite book. When you finally close the cover, the characters have told their story and you start up again with another book, complete with new characters and adventures. Then you find...
    shamelesssummer shamelesssummer 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 1, 2011

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    Truth.

    "We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness… We are monkeys with money and guns." -Tom Waits Isn't that true, of course, we have our news sources, but is what they...
    nilmortalibusarduiest nilmortalibusarduiest 18-21, M Feb 14, 2013

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    I'm So Ugly...

    That the other night a mugger took off his mask and made ME wear it.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M 6 Responses Mar 23, 2011

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    Today was good. Today was fun.

    Tomorrow is another one.Dr. Seuss
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F Oct 8

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    Yesterday is not ours to recover,

    but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.Lyndon B. Johnson
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    Superman

    some things are not meant to be kept forever.. You know you have to stop & let go when things aren't going right,, & everything you did is unappreciated.. REMEMBER WHAT BATMAN SAYS? 'it is wiser to be alone but happy.. than w/ somebody who does...
    Eemcee Eemcee 18-21, F 1 Response May 21, 2009

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    Anyone who knows anything of history knows

    that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included. Karl Marx
    KCN33 KCN33 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 15

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    "There's nothing wrong with you.

    There's a lot wrong with the world you live in" "It makes you who you are. "Normal" people are sheep who follow the crowd and have no sense of individualism" -A good friend of mine
    Saudabell Saudabell 16-17, F May 10

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    Just because you are popular in school,

    doesn't mean you will be when you grow up.
    WonderinginWV WonderinginWV 13-15, F Mar 26

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    Lovely Quotes

    Anger is a condition in which The tongue works faster than the  mind .   You can't change the past, But you can ruin the present By worrying over the future   Love...and you shall be loved. God always gives His best to those Who leave the choice with Him...
    georshar georshar 36-40, F 5 Responses Jun 4, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I have spent endless hours stacked up to countless days spending time exploring the area I live on google earth, assessor maps, county records, topographical maps, satellite images...
    colorstone colorstone 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 25

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    I'm a 22 year old male that's bi that lives in Indiana that wants to just be with a man just once
    Rogue2322 Rogue2322 22-25, M 3 Responses Nov 4

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    Sometimes I need someone to control me sexually! Tell me what to do to myself for their pleasure and be thankful I obey them.
    Moonunit1 Moonunit1 36-40, M Nov 14

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