A happy wife makes for a happy husband.
Anger - He who angers you, controls you.
Doctor Visit - A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says, “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”
Reciprocate - “Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.” ~ Yogi Berra
I'm so ugly that when I walk into a bank, they turn OFF the cameras...
A Few Quotes I Have Collected From Rd.... - ~ Bill Cosby:: The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, & that's when they...
On Forgiveness... - He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love.
I told my doctor I want to get a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
Sarcastic Quotes - I am mostly positive nice person, but sometimes I am just want to explode of anger. And just communicate what I really think
#1: I feel so miserable without...
Lovely Quotes - Anger is a condition in which The tongue works faster than the mind .
You can't change the past,
But you can ruin the present
By worrying over the...
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
A Grain Of Salt - I always take life with a grain of salt - plus a slice of lemon and a shot tequila.
Great People - Really great people make u feel that you too can become great
Real Joke - A real joke is one that makes you laugh when nobody is around!
Politicians - Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly - and for the same reason.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost. - Tolkien - I really didn't want to join the mainstream crowd but I just missed Middle Earth so much that I gave in and went to the cinema to...
I Think This Ones Beautiful - “It is no surprise to me that hardly anyone tells the truth about how they feel. The smart ones keep themselves to themselves for good reason. Why...
I Want To Share One Liners And Quotes -
Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards...
Truth. - "We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness… We are...
Sage Advice - "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." ~ Erma Bombeck
Boys And Men - A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
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Future! - "You want to know something about the future? Every time you look at it, it changes and it's because you looked at it and that changes everything" -Nicolas Cage-
A Good Memory - "I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception." — Groucho Marx
Drink The Coffee - A woman once said to Winston Churchill.
" if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee"
Winston Churchill replied
" if you were my wife, I would drink it"
Interested - I read somewhere once that "It is the best compliment a person can receive to be called interesting. Anyone can be beautiful or talented but it take a special person...
I'm So Ugly... - That the other night a mugger took off his mask and made ME wear it.
People. - People come, people go-they'll drift in and out of your life, almost like characters in a favorite book. When you finally close the cover, the characters have told their...
Mirror, Mirror... - I'm so ugly, that I have to sneak up on my mirror.
All Grown Up - You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
I Was Such An Ugly Kid... - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
Honesty - "honesty will never break you." =)
Matured - Wow you look good for your age. I know thanks just like a piece off cheese ive matured well
Which Side? - "How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on."
Thought For the Day - The less you open your heart to others, the more your heart suffers.
I Just Made This Up - "her father put the sun and the moon in the sky, but you put the stars there so you can light up her world even on her darkest days"
In Giving - You give but little when you give of your possessions. its when u give of yourself that you truly give.
What Were You Thinking - "What were you thinking?
I was thinking.. love is strange then I thought of a sandwich" -agent Lisbon talking to Jean from the Mentalist- This guy is soo...
Life - Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway.
No Reason To Hate - #1
I want love, you also want love, there is no reason for hatred.
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. ~ Martin Luther...
Wedding - The next wedding I want to go to is my one not some one else's wedding
Wine... - The most popular wine during the holiday season?
"You didn't get me what I wanted for Christmas"
A Loving Heart - A loving heart is the truest wisdom. --- Charles Dickens
Pain In The... - If 4 out of 5 people suffer from hemorrhoids... does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?
People - Some people come in your life as blessings other come in your life as lessons!
Superman - some things are not meant to be kept forever..
You know you have to stop & let go when things aren't going right,, & everything you did is unappreciated...
Time - The time which you enjoyed wasting, was not wasted.
Business One Liners - Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty reasoning.
Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace...
Wrap It Up - Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
1. i love my boyfriend Luke.
2. i love to skateboard.
3. i use my cell phone as an alarm clock.
4. i love to draw even though i cant.
5. i can watch the movie the hobbit over and...
In my years of career i have met different kinds of people from different walks of like. I am tempted for a one nite stand many times but i swear i didnt make it.
Should i sleep...
I will put my photos on public. I would like to see a c.um shot with my photo ;)
Message me the photos so I can add them on my album entitled "Tributes"
I can't wait! :-*