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The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you. 392 People

    Sarcastic Quotes

    I am mostly positive nice person, but sometimes I am just want to explode of anger. And just communicate what I really think   #1: I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here. #2: Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. #3: I like you...
    thewayIam thewayIam 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 18, 2011

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    For indeed, with hardship [will be] ease.

    Indeed, with hardship [will be] ease. [Al Quran 94:5-6]
    qiznea qiznea 22-25, F Apr 30

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    "Art is never finished,

    only abandoned.'' -Leonardo da Vinci
    genie101 genie101 22-25, M Apr 29

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    Wrap It Up

    Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 22, 2011

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    holloway64 holloway64 46-50, M Feb 13, 2014

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    Future!

    "You want to know something about the future? Every time you look at it, it changes and it's because you looked at it and that changes everything" -Nicolas Cage-
    AYearWithoutRain AYearWithoutRain 18-21, M Sep 4, 2012

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    Reciprocate

    “Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.” ~ Yogi Berra
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 15, 2013

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    A dung beetle walks into a bar

    and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 1, 2014

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    "Come here. Sit down.

    Sit down immediately. Hesitation of any kind is a sign of mental decay in the young, of physical weakness in the old." --Lady Bracknell from "The Importance of Being Earnest"
    genie101 genie101 22-25, M Apr 29

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    Mindywrong Mindywrong 22-25, F Oct 25, 2014

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    Our parents got divorced

    when we were kids and it was kind of cool. We got to go to divorce court with them. It was like a game show. My mom won the house and car. We're all excited. My dad got some luggage. -- Tom Arnold
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Nov 30, 2014

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    Wedding

    The next wedding I want to go to is my one not  some one else's wedding
    roastlamb roastlamb 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 27, 2013

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    I Was Such An Ugly Kid...

    When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M May 28, 2011

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    Anger

    He who angers you, controls you.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M 5 Responses Jan 3, 2011

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    Today I was assaulted by a guy with milk,

    cheese and butter I thought, how dairy
    avachat avachat 51-55, M 1 Response May 11

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    Just because you are popular in school,

    doesn't mean you will be when you grow up.
    WonderinginWV WonderinginWV 13-15, F Mar 26, 2014

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    adav218 adav218 13-15, M Aug 22, 2014

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    I'm so ugly that when I walk into a bank,

    they turn OFF the cameras...
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M 1 Response Feb 24, 2014

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    "There's nothing wrong with you.

    There's a lot wrong with the world you live in" "It makes you who you are. "Normal" people are sheep who follow the crowd and have no sense of individualism" -A good friend of mine
    Saudabell Saudabell 16-17, F May 10, 2014

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    One of life's unpleasant truths - Doctors never

    need to take off from work to see us!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 6

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    "It is better to be looked over

    than overlooked." ~ Mae West
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 14, 2014

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    H€R€

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    treegurl94 treegurl94 16-17, F Nov 4, 2013

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    "The evil queens are the princesses

    that were never saved."
    laubrown1 laubrown1 18-21, F May 10, 2014

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    Don't Do It

    "Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M Dec 14, 2011

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    thegilgameshlore thegilgameshlore 26-30, M Apr 30

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    Truth.

    "We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness… We are monkeys with money and guns." -Tom Waits Isn't that true, of course, we have our news sources, but is what they...
    nilmortalibusarduiest nilmortalibusarduiest 18-21, M Feb 14, 2013

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    Yesterday is not ours to recover,

    but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.Lyndon B. Johnson
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 1 Response Aug 22, 2014

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    Jealousy is like an ugly Christmas sweater!

    You can't get rid of it so you hide it in the back of your closet but everyone knows you have it!
    libragirl89 libragirl89 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 30, 2014

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    I was so surprised when I was born

    that I didn't speak for a year.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M Mar 26, 2014

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    Doctor Visit

    A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says, “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M Jun 30, 2012

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    I told my doctor I want to get a vasectomy.

    He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 3, 2013

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    I'm So Ugly...

    That the other night a mugger took off his mask and made ME wear it.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M 5 Responses Mar 23, 2011

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    A Grain Of Salt

    I always take life with a grain of salt - plus a slice of lemon and a shot tequila.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M 3 Responses Jun 8, 2013

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    Interested

    I read somewhere once that "It is the best compliment a person can receive to be called interesting. Anyone can be beautiful or talented but it take a special person to capture your attention, and keep it."
    emm96 emm96 18-21, F Oct 21, 2013

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    Everyone is entitled to be stupid,

    but some abuse the privilege.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M 1 Response Mar 8, 2014

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    On Forgiveness...

    He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love.
    georshar georshar 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 2, 2009

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    Today was good. Today was fun.

    Tomorrow is another one.Dr. Seuss
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F Oct 8, 2014

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    Politicians

    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly - and for the same reason.
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M Oct 22, 2011

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    I'd like to start out with one of my favorite

    quotes attributed to Winston Churchill. Apparently, at a dinner, a lady was unimpressed with his manners and said "If I were married to you, I'd give you poison," Churchill is reported to have replied, "Madam, if I were married to you, I'd drink it!"
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 30

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    Business One Liners

    Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty reasoning. Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace automation. Pick good people; talent never wears out. Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 1, 2013

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    You never truly know someone

    until you know how they fight! (Something my aunt sad to me after I ended a very unhealthy relationship)
    MsAnonymous1 MsAnonymous1 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 29, 2014

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    Pain In The...

    If 4 out of 5 people suffer from hemorrhoids... does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?
    sciguy18 sciguy18 56-60, M 2 Responses May 2, 2013

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    The swinging doors of a wild west tavern burst

    open, the music and revelry stops. Standing in the doorway is a cat. He says "I want to know who shot my paw!"
    Ranger9876 Ranger9876 51-55, M Apr 29

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    " I met a woman who was will'in;

    now I'm us'n penicillin ! "
    PsychicOne PsychicOne 51-55, M Jun 6

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    Lilly97 Lilly97 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 29, 2014

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    People.

    People come, people go-they'll drift in and out of your life, almost like characters in a favorite book. When you finally close the cover, the characters have told their story and you start up again with another book, complete with new characters and adventures. Then you find...
    shamelesssummer shamelesssummer 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 1, 2011

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