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    This Made My Day

    At least some people will warn. xD
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 3, 2013
    moonii moonii
    18-21, F
    Oct 8, 2015

    Cat Stevens - Related To Cats

    Picture says it all.
    AltF4 AltF4
    22-25, M
    May 30, 2013

    And The Priests Told These Two Stories

    Note to all readers of this post: the following two stories were told on two separate Sundays by the presiding pastor. I smile when I think about them and I think they are too good not to share. 1.) The Sunday School teacher was down with the flu and the pastor agrees to fill in...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine
    61-65, F
    Aug 18, 2013

    The Phone Call.

    Many years ago,I couldn't afford the phone,so! on this day I went across the road and made a couple of calls that had to be done.It was around xmas time,then I went back in the afternoon and made another couple of std calls.I were putting off phoning my father and step mother as...
    Lesely Lesely
    51-55, F
    3 Responses Jan 9, 2013
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 6, 2011

    Oscar P

    I told Oscar Pistorius that if he'd boot polished her black hen he'd probably have gotten away with it.I immediately realised that that was inappropriate!Why the hell would he have boot polish? DOH
    Eastsaxon Eastsaxon
    51-55, M
    Mar 11, 2013
    twisteduniverse twisteduniverse
    22-25, F
    Dec 17, 2014

    Typical...

    A friend of mine in Norway sent this err...seasonal picture.......she thinks its seasonal since it features a clementine.....................*shakes head*far easier to give up...lol
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 25, 2011

    I Just Got This Email, From An Ex-eper

    Miscommunication A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 10, 2010
    phillyphan78 phillyphan78
    31-35, F
    Jan 25, 2013

    Here'S A Little Joke :).

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..... Finding half a worm in your apple. :) lol
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 9, 2013
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 6, 2011

    You May Not Think It's Funny - But I Do

    I love dogs. I always have. Every time I see a picture of this particular breed, it reminds me of this joke that I heard on a Warner Brother's cartoon (never mind the snickers, folks, I am still a little girl at heart when it comes to Bugs Bunny). This is a Doberman Pinscher...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine
    61-65, F
    Aug 12, 2013

    Can I Say That I Found Myself Laughing...

    Laughing out loud all day long about a series of posts that I saw on EP. Too funny! We take ourselves way too seriously!
    Shyguyat50 Shyguyat50
    51-55, M
    1 Response Mar 11, 2013

    Good Enough!

    There once was a young husband who was visiting his Father right after his wedding. He was very ecstatic about his new bride! "Dad", he said, "She's amazing! I couldn't be more pleased with her!" The Father was excited by his son's happiness! "Congratulations, my boy! This is...
    SeattlesRuby SeattlesRuby
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jan 2, 2013

    50 Misconceptions

    This was actually made me laugh, and actually taught me something! *gasp*
    RisenFromAshes RisenFromAshes
    36-40, M
    Jul 16, 2013

    Why Didn't You Tell Me About This Before!!!!!!!!!!

    Deleted!! So, I have always thought there was this fun and interesting guy on EP called deleted! O.o I have been seeing him on here since ever! I find him creating lots of funny groups and stuff, yet I have never interacted with him.....! But I have always admired his sense of...
    MissGaga MissGaga
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 3, 2013

    Money Really Can Buy Anything?

    Sent to me by a friend in UK......LOL
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Dec 9, 2011

    How To Wish A Guy Happy Bday

    "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jan 7, 2013

    Bursting

    Well was heading back from a long walk and felt the need for the toilet, was keeping it in and tolerating it well , anyway one of my friends wanted to stop and speak and I had to say hi quick and kinda run before I had an accident. So a couple of days later she walked straight...
    blurblebuble blurblebuble
    36-40, F
    Feb 21, 2013

    Did You Smell That?

    I was walking in family dollar looking for something my grandma had sent me out to get for her. In the row next to me was a little boy and his father. The little boy farted then yelled "daddy! daddy! did u smell my fart." He sounded like a little hillbilly kid. it was cute. The...
    badgirlbee badgirlbee
    22-25, F
    5 Responses May 31, 2012

    One Bad Day

    I remember nothing about this day before the moment my middle finger was smashed under the falling toilet seat. After that all is clear. My finger nail is hanging half off and blood is going everywhere. I am crying and my parents are calling someone and I hear that I could have...
    Stranglehold Stranglehold
    41-45, M
    Jan 23, 2013

    Something Seasonal.....

    Just a little memo to Santa........................."don't mess up.."  !!!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 29, 2011

    Aunt Chippy's Tips...

    This video was going around on Facebook and I just had to share! This is so funny I didn't stop laughing the entire time! Enjoy :) 
    phillyphan78 phillyphan78
    31-35, F
    Dec 12, 2012

    It's not the Experience Project anymore.

    It's Billy Madison's Experience Project.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 6, 2015

    Carllll

    Carl Barron: I reckon the Australian language is a nationally smart-*** language. You ask someone how they are in Australia, they don't tell you how they are, they tell you how they're not, and you gotta guess the rest. G'day mate how are ya goin'? Not bad. What have you been up...
    Lelli33 Lelli33
    16-17, F
    1 Response Sep 7, 2012

    Prince - You And I Are Weirdos, And I Love It ;)

    Chat between PeacefulPrince and I XD mike:  listen listen...to ME now i am a part of the Italian Mafioso i know peopleme:  HAHAHAHA XDmike:  who will kill for free as a favor to me *twiddles thumbs* *rests hands on table* you come to me with this... this...
    peanlo peanlo
    18-21, F
    9 Responses Jun 9, 2011

    Never Force Children To Pray At Dinner!

    A little boy was ordered to lead in prayer... BOY- But i dont know how to pray ...DAD- Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc! BOY- "Dear Lord" he started Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream...
    PrinceKen PrinceKen
    26-30, M
    Feb 18, 2013

    Dying?

    I wanted to change my EP status to : "Studying" I wrote it very quickly and I pressed enter, then I looked to check it, only to find myself have written: dying instead of Studying!! How come 3 letters did not get typed! Well, I am gonna leave it as it is, seems kinda true and it...
    MissGaga MissGaga
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 1, 2013

    :)

    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 13, 2013

    This is by far the funniest message I've ever

    received here on EP. Enjoy! ROTFLMAO
    Ilyme Ilyme
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jun 26, 2014

    Something Funny I Gave My Bro On His Bday

    Ok so yesterday was one of my younger brother's b-day. He's now 28 years old. 2 days ago I was talking to my friend about what I should give to my brother as a gift. She told me...get a box of tampon and wrap it up really nice. I was like....OH! WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!! Soooooo...
    surrealreality surrealreality
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jun 15, 2012

    Happy Christmas Everyone....

    wishing everyone a fun, gift & love filled Christmas.....xxxxxxFriends18.com Christmas Funny Scraps" />
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Dec 23, 2011

    Cool Doggy...........

    LOL...............
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 10, 2012

    A Man Proposed For Marriage Haleluia!!!!!!

    There was a woman  who had three beautiful daughters, but the problem was that all the three young ladies had an issue in the way theyspell the alphabet(S) They were always spelling it(Z).The day the young man was about to come over to propose to one of the woman"s daughter she...
    VAMPIREGORGEOUS VAMPIREGORGEOUS
    26-30, F
    12 Responses Oct 24, 2011
    littlefroghere littlefroghere
    41-45, F
    Mar 3, 2015

    A Cowboy Named Bud

    I got an e mail from a friend today and I would like to share it with my friends. A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes...
    mach2821 mach2821
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 21, 2011

    Every Now And Then...

    EP sends me a suggestion like this: (picture)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 26, 2013

    Lol I Just Had To..

    british boys: hey gorgeous, how are you ? you look lovely today. american boys: whadddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinner hellz yeah lets get naked. arab boys: you want to make friendship.australian boys: oi give us a gobbie c*nt
    Lelli33 Lelli33
    16-17, F
    6 Responses Jun 28, 2012

    My Boss

    My Egyptian manager always aske me to make coffee and tea for him. When we had a meeting or let's say an open forum. He asked me what is the very best thing I like about my job as a secretary in an advertising company, I answered him with sarcasm" making coffee and tea for you...
    iamanasianrose iamanasianrose
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 13, 2012

    What I Should Do

    A couple in love and they text each other the girl. Text the bf baby if you are eating send me a bite .. If u are dreaming dream of me if u are drinking send me a shot .... If you are thinking of love I send me a kiss .... If having desert send me a piece ....,,,,,,????? The...
    DRLOVEWILLHELPU DRLOVEWILLHELPU
    31-35, M
    Mar 13, 2013
    MKM18 MKM18
    18-21, F
    Feb 16, 2014

    Related Experiences

    THIS IS F8R THE HUMANITARIANS THAT TREATED ME LIKE SCUM BECAUSE OF MY POINTS OF VIEW ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS .... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE ... I just walked past Milan Central...
    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Apr 21
    I will not miss EP. I can see why this app is closing now, it's become pathetic. It's filled with spam and crap. The people on this forum are so flakey, and the good are far and...
    glassvision glassvision
    18-21, M
    Apr 21
    I am sad that this place is closing shop. I will miss being able to come in here and write about my experiences. They are items I cannot share on Facebook or any other site. I...
    Orbie1 Orbie1
    41-45, F
    Apr 21
    yesterday I posted sm feelings under "this is my last post" ...n 2day again m posting things...before ep closes I just wanna share n express everything I want to...,.. :D lol
    itsmecrazyUCme itsmecrazyUCme
    13-15, F
    Apr 21
    I wanna do a lighter post I guess before it's the end. Almost like a finale. I just don't know exactly what to write about, but I might just write about a few random things that...
    rana3434 rana3434
    41-45, F
    Apr 20
    So many things I could free myself of but don't. Do I simply not do so because I am weak? Or is the excuse of procrastination be used because I am weak? I am weak yet not. You are...
    GrinchFairy GrinchFairy
    16-17
    Apr 20
    THIS POST IS YET AGAIN FOR THE TROLL AND HARASSER (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHO EVER ELSE WANTS TO KNOW WHO LOOK UP MY POSTS ) MAKING MY LAST DAY IN HERE A LIVING HELL ..AND I...
    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome
    46-50, M
    Apr 20
    So, I'm thinking this might be my last experience to write on EP. I made my account after deleting Facebook. I just wanted that outlet. When I look back to the day I first made...
    ExploreroftheUnknown ExploreroftheUnknown
    18-21, M
    Apr 19
    This is my last. A full two days before I thought I'd be posting it. I thought it'd be a long, sappy ode to EP... But I don't think I can. I don't feel like I want to go back to...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 19
    FOR EP HARASSER SUNNYYELP.... HAVE SHARED MONTHS AND MONTHS OF MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCES IN HERE, and I am very, very sad that this is comimg to and end and I will miss this place...
    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Apr 19
    I want to thank everyone who wrote to tell me how much the enjoyed my wife's pics. Very nice to know they have been saved and shared.
    bmctex bmctex
    51-55, M
    11 Responses Apr 19
    I'm going to take some time to reflect today. I'm at a point where I question what I'm "studying" is really what I want to do for a "career". And yet, I feel hesitant jumping ship...
    Nick8876 Nick8876
    18-21, M
    Apr 18
    Only child more like lonely child... I would do ANYTHING for a twin sister or an older brother.. or any sibling for that matter. All my life i've felt like theres something missing...
    ccass14 ccass14
    70+, T
    Apr 18
    How to become a well known EPer. "EP Popular". It's a legit term used. (Written March 5th. Pointless and this point. But reposting for somewhere here. Thought I'd share again.) 1...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee
    70+, F
    3 Responses Apr 18
    Today is a great day that I found without purpose this website. So I am going to share everything I know or I feel with you. So, do not be upset :)
    shark1200 shark1200
    18-21, M
    Apr 17
    this song is made as campaign song ''stop abuse'' this is cover song,still beautiful in a differently way. i am also abuse survivor and this makes me cry and encouraged me always...
    genjiipiexx genjiipiexx
    31-35, F
    Apr 17
    Ok... in all honesty the only way this would happen is if the following conditions are met: 1. I just ate all the other ones from the bag 2. Someone else is looking... (Heck they...
    cmyk323 cmyk323
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Apr 16
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