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    Something Funny I Gave My Bro On His Bday

    Ok so yesterday was one of my younger brother's b-day. He's now 28 years old. 2 days ago I was talking to my friend about what I should give to my brother as a gift. She told me...get a box of tampon and wrap it up really nice. I was like....OH! WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!! Soooooo...
    surrealreality surrealreality 31-35, F 3 Responses Jun 15, 2012

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    Something Seasonal.....

    Just a little memo to Santa........................."don't mess up.."  !!!!
    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 29, 2011

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    My Boss

    My Egyptian manager always aske me to make coffee and tea for him. When we had a meeting or let's say an open forum. He asked me what is the very best thing I like about my job as a secretary in an advertising company, I answered him with sarcasm" making coffee and tea for you...
    iamanasianrose iamanasianrose 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 13, 2012

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    Cat Stevens - Related To Cats

    Picture says it all.
    AltF4 AltF4 22-25, M May 30, 2013

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    50 Misconceptions

    This was actually made me laugh, and actually taught me something! *gasp*
    amodelcitizen amodelcitizen 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 16, 2013

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 6, 2011

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    Money Really Can Buy Anything?

    Sent to me by a friend in UK......LOL
    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F 5 Responses Dec 9, 2011

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    What I Should Do

    A couple in love and they text each other the girl. Text the bf baby if you are eating send me a bite .. If u are dreaming dream of me if u are drinking send me a shot .... If you are thinking of love I send me a kiss .... If having desert send me a piece ....,,,,,,????? The...
    DRLOVEWILLHELPU DRLOVEWILLHELPU 31-35, M Mar 13, 2013

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    Cool Doggy...........

    LOL...............
    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 10, 2012

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    A Cowboy Named Bud

    I got an e mail from a friend today and I would like to share it with my friends. A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes...
    mach2821 mach2821 61-65, M 1 Response Nov 21, 2011

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    One Bad Day

    I remember nothing about this day before the moment my middle finger was smashed under the falling toilet seat. After that all is clear. My finger nail is hanging half off and blood is going everywhere. I am crying and my parents are calling someone and I hear that I could have...
    Stranglehold Stranglehold 41-45, M Jan 23, 2013

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    Why Didn't You Tell Me About This Before!!!!!!!!!!

    Deleted!! So, I have always thought there was this fun and interesting guy on EP called deleted! O.o I have been seeing him on here since ever! I find him creating lots of funny groups and stuff, yet I have never interacted with him.....! But I have always admired his sense of...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 3, 2013

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    Lol I Just Had To..

    british boys: hey gorgeous, how are you ? you look lovely today. american boys: whadddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinner hellz yeah lets get naked. arab boys: you want to make friendship.australian boys: oi give us a gobbie c*nt
    Lelli33 Lelli33 16-17, F 5 Responses Jun 28, 2012

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    And The Priests Told These Two Stories

    Note to all readers of this post: the following two stories were told on two separate Sundays by the presiding pastor. I smile when I think about them and I think they are too good not to share. 1.) The Sunday School teacher was down with the flu and the pastor agrees to fill in...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 1 Response Aug 18, 2013

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    Did You Smell That?

    I was walking in family dollar looking for something my grandma had sent me out to get for her. In the row next to me was a little boy and his father. The little boy farted then yelled "daddy! daddy! did u smell my fart." He sounded like a little hillbilly kid. it was cute. The...
    badgirlbee badgirlbee 18-21, F 7 Responses May 31, 2012

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    MKM18 MKM18 18-21, F Feb 16

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    How To Wish A Guy Happy Bday

    "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where...
    HisWetWife HisWetWife 46-50, F 5 Responses Jan 7, 2013

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    Iron

    In June our son celebrated his birthday and we got him an iPhone, He just loved it, Who wouldn't?I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.Our daughter's birthday was in August so we got her an iPod Touch.My wife celebrated her...
    Manwithabigsmile Manwithabigsmile 56-60, M 21 Responses May 18, 2013

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    Here'S A Little Joke :).

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..... Finding half a worm in your apple. :) lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 9, 2013

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    Every Now And Then...

    EP sends me a suggestion like this: (picture)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 26, 2013

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    Typical...

    A friend of mine in Norway sent this err...seasonal picture.......she thinks its seasonal since it features a clementine.....................*shakes head*far easier to give up...lol
    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 25, 2011

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    NoahBody123 NoahBody123 51-55 Jun 2, 2013

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    Never Force Children To Pray At Dinner!

    A little boy was ordered to lead in prayer... BOY- But i dont know how to pray ...DAD- Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc! BOY- "Dear Lord" he started Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream...
    PrinceKen PrinceKen 26-30, M Feb 18, 2013

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    This is by far the funniest message I've ever

    received here on EP. Enjoy! ROTFLMAO
    Ilyme Ilyme 31-35, F 2 Responses Jun 26

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    Carllll

    Carl Barron: I reckon the Australian language is a nationally smart-*** language. You ask someone how they are in Australia, they don't tell you how they are, they tell you how they're not, and you gotta guess the rest. G'day mate how are ya goin'? Not bad. What have you been up...
    Lelli33 Lelli33 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 7, 2012

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    NoahBody123 NoahBody123 51-55 Mar 29, 2013

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    I Just Got This Email, From An Ex-eper

    Miscommunication A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 10, 2010

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    21st Century

    I was visiting my daughter and son in law last night When I asked if I could borrow a newspaper "This is the 21st Century Old Man" my daughter said "We don't waste money on newspapers, here you can borrow my iPhone" I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it.....
    Manwithabigsmile Manwithabigsmile 56-60, M 4 Responses Jan 13, 2013

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    Can I Say That I Found Myself Laughing...

    Laughing out loud all day long about a series of posts that I saw on EP. Too funny! We take ourselves way too seriously!
    Shyguyat50 Shyguyat50 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 11, 2013

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    A Man Proposed For Marriage Haleluia!!!!!!

    There was a woman  who had three beautiful daughters, but the problem was that all the three young ladies had an issue in the way theyspell the alphabet(S) They were always spelling it(Z).The day the young man was about to come over to propose to one of the woman"s daughter she...
    VAMPIREGORGEOUS VAMPIREGORGEOUS 26-30, F 13 Responses Oct 24, 2011

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    Happy Christmas Everyone....

    wishing everyone a fun, gift & love filled Christmas.....xxxxxxFriends18.com Christmas Funny Scraps" />
    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F 6 Responses Dec 23, 2011

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    :)

    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 13, 2013

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    The Phone Call.

    Many years ago,I couldn't afford the phone,so! on this day I went across the road and made a couple of calls that had to be done.It was around xmas time,then I went back in the afternoon and made another couple of std calls.I were putting off phoning my father and step mother as...
    Lesely Lesely 51-55, F 3 Responses Jan 9, 2013

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    Isn't it funny that our generation can name

    more beer brands than commandments. Sarcasm
    Gator89 Gator89 18-21, M Dec 20, 2013

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    Prince - You And I Are Weirdos, And I Love It ;)

    Chat between PeacefulPrince and I XD mike:  listen listen...to ME now i am a part of the Italian Mafioso i know peopleme:  HAHAHAHA XDmike:  who will kill for free as a favor to me *twiddles thumbs* *rests hands on table* you come to me with this... this...
    peanlo peanlo 18-21, F 9 Responses Jun 9, 2011

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    Good Enough!

    There once was a young husband who was visiting his Father right after his wedding. He was very ecstatic about his new bride! "Dad", he said, "She's amazing! I couldn't be more pleased with her!" The Father was excited by his son's happiness! "Congratulations, my boy! This is...
    SeattlesRuby SeattlesRuby 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 2, 2013

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    phillyphan78 phillyphan78 31-35, F Jan 25, 2013

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    This Made My Day

    At least some people will warn. xD
    HaleyBloodRedRose1995 HaleyBloodRedRose1995 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 3, 2013

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    Bursting

    Well was heading back from a long walk and felt the need for the toilet, was keeping it in and tolerating it well , anyway one of my friends wanted to stop and speak and I had to say hi quick and kinda run before I had an accident. So a couple of days later she walked straight...
    blurblebuble blurblebuble 36-40, F Feb 21, 2013

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    Red-neck Valentine's Love Poem

    Collards is green, my dog's name is Blueand I am so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.Your hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breezeSofter than Blue's and without all them fleas.You move like the bass which excite me in May.You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.Yo...
    Manwithabigsmile Manwithabigsmile 56-60, M 12 Responses Jan 24, 2013

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    NoahBody123 NoahBody123 51-55 Mar 23, 2013

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    You May Not Think It's Funny - But I Do

    I love dogs. I always have. Every time I see a picture of this particular breed, it reminds me of this joke that I heard on a Warner Brother's cartoon (never mind the snickers, folks, I am still a little girl at heart when it comes to Bugs Bunny). This is a Doberman Pinscher...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Aug 12, 2013

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    Oscar P

    I told Oscar Pistorius that if he'd boot polished her black hen he'd probably have gotten away with it.I immediately realised that that was inappropriate!Why the hell would he have boot polish? DOH
    Eastsaxon Eastsaxon 51-55, M Mar 11, 2013

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    Dying?

    I wanted to change my EP status to : "Studying" I wrote it very quickly and I pressed enter, then I looked to check it, only to find myself have written: dying instead of Studying!! How come 3 letters did not get typed! Well, I am gonna leave it as it is, seems kinda true and it...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    Wrong Number!

    When my niece was in the hospital having her baby I was receiving minute by minute updates (texts) from a number I did not recognize. I assumed it was my sister with a new cell phone. It went like this: 5:49 AM - C section time (agreed with what was on Facebook) reply: Prayers...
    NoahBody123 NoahBody123 51-55 Oct 29, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    i am here basically for sharing my feelings ,stuffs and experiences of my life in which i am comfortable in sharing ..it doesn't matter me if anyone judge me through it or...
    rev429 rev429 18-21, M 4 hrs ago

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    I could get into trouble for sharing this. I could get my account hacked or cancelled without reason, or a whole range of worse things. But I want to share it anyway, because...
    GreenButtercup GreenButtercup 36-40, F Aug 9

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    I want to share this experience!xDDD
    DavidRHall1996 DavidRHall1996 18-21, M Aug 8

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    So I was presented with a question today "If you could change one thing that's happened to you within the past year, what would it be?" And I sat there completely speechless. I...
    katd1234 katd1234 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 16

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    Go with someone who can make you smile.. who can make your days bright and lightens everything even the darkest nights... Someone who needs you because they love you... Not loves...
    Lyra1001 Lyra1001 26-30, F 8 hrs ago

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    This baby be trippin .
    xxXxSkyxXxx xxXxSkyxXxx 18-21, F Aug 10

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    I have come across experiences that I would like to ask but then it's common sense to me. "I Always Shower Naked" "I Always Bath Naked" Can anyone explain this? I mean you...
    Artz4Life Artz4Life 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    That awkward moment when.......