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    Aunt Chippy's Tips...

    This video was going around on Facebook and I just had to share! This is so funny I didn't stop laughing the entire time! Enjoy :) 
    phillyphan78 phillyphan78
    31-35, F
    Dec 12, 2012
    phillyphan78 phillyphan78
    31-35, F
    Jan 25, 2013

    Money Really Can Buy Anything?

    Sent to me by a friend in UK......LOL
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    3 Responses Dec 9, 2011
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    1 Response Dec 6, 2011

    Oscar P

    I told Oscar Pistorius that if he'd boot polished her black hen he'd probably have gotten away with it.I immediately realised that that was inappropriate!Why the hell would he have boot polish? DOH
    Eastsaxon Eastsaxon
    51-55, M
    Mar 11, 2013
    littlefroghere littlefroghere
    41-45, F
    Mar 3, 2015

    Happy Christmas Everyone....

    wishing everyone a fun, gift & love filled Christmas.....xxxxxxFriends18.com Christmas Funny Scraps" />
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    5 Responses Dec 23, 2011

    A Cowboy Named Bud

    I got an e mail from a friend today and I would like to share it with my friends. A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes...
    mach2821 mach2821
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 21, 2011

    What I Should Do

    A couple in love and they text each other the girl. Text the bf baby if you are eating send me a bite .. If u are dreaming dream of me if u are drinking send me a shot .... If you are thinking of love I send me a kiss .... If having desert send me a piece ....,,,,,,????? The...
    31-35, M
    Mar 13, 2013

    Cool Doggy...........

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    Feb 10, 2012


    Carl Barron: I reckon the Australian language is a nationally smart-*** language. You ask someone how they are in Australia, they don't tell you how they are, they tell you how they're not, and you gotta guess the rest. G'day mate how are ya goin'? Not bad. What have you been up...
    Lelli33 Lelli33
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 7, 2012

    Something Seasonal.....

    Just a little memo to Santa........................."don't mess up.."  !!!!
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    1 Response Nov 29, 2011

    50 Misconceptions

    This was actually made me laugh, and actually taught me something! *gasp*
    RisenFromAshes RisenFromAshes
    36-40, M
    Jul 16, 2013

    My Boss

    My Egyptian manager always aske me to make coffee and tea for him. When we had a meeting or let's say an open forum. He asked me what is the very best thing I like about my job as a secretary in an advertising company, I answered him with sarcasm" making coffee and tea for you...
    iamanasianrose iamanasianrose
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 13, 2012


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    Jun 13, 2013


    Well was heading back from a long walk and felt the need for the toilet, was keeping it in and tolerating it well , anyway one of my friends wanted to stop and speak and I had to say hi quick and kinda run before I had an accident. So a couple of days later she walked straight...
    blurblebuble blurblebuble
    36-40, F
    Feb 21, 2013

    Why Didn't You Tell Me About This Before!!!!!!!!!!

    Deleted!! So, I have always thought there was this fun and interesting guy on EP called deleted! O.o I have been seeing him on here since ever! I find him creating lots of funny groups and stuff, yet I have never interacted with him.....! But I have always admired his sense of...
    MissGaga MissGaga
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 3, 2013

    Can I Say That I Found Myself Laughing...

    Laughing out loud all day long about a series of posts that I saw on EP. Too funny! We take ourselves way too seriously!
    Shyguyat50 Shyguyat50
    51-55, M
    1 Response Mar 11, 2013

    Something Funny I Gave My Bro On His Bday

    Ok so yesterday was one of my younger brother's b-day. He's now 28 years old. 2 days ago I was talking to my friend about what I should give to my brother as a gift. She told me...get a box of tampon and wrap it up really nice. I was like....OH! WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!! Soooooo...
    surrealreality surrealreality
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jun 15, 2012
    moonii moonii
    22-25, F
    Oct 8, 2015

    It's not the Experience Project anymore.

    It's Billy Madison's Experience Project.
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    1 Response Nov 6, 2015

    Every Now And Then...

    EP sends me a suggestion like this: (picture)
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    Apr 26, 2013


    I wanted to change my EP status to : "Studying" I wrote it very quickly and I pressed enter, then I looked to check it, only to find myself have written: dying instead of Studying!! How come 3 letters did not get typed! Well, I am gonna leave it as it is, seems kinda true and it...
    MissGaga MissGaga
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 1, 2013

    Prince - You And I Are Weirdos, And I Love It ;)

    Chat between PeacefulPrince and I XD mike:  listen listen...to ME now i am a part of the Italian Mafioso i know peopleme:  HAHAHAHA XDmike:  who will kill for free as a favor to me *twiddles thumbs* *rests hands on table* you come to me with this... this...
    peanlo peanlo
    22-25, F
    9 Responses Jun 9, 2011

    Here'S A Little Joke :).

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..... Finding half a worm in your apple. :) lol
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    2 Responses Apr 9, 2013

    And The Priests Told These Two Stories

    Note to all readers of this post: the following two stories were told on two separate Sundays by the presiding pastor. I smile when I think about them and I think they are too good not to share. 1.) The Sunday School teacher was down with the flu and the pastor agrees to fill in...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine
    61-65, F
    Aug 18, 2013

    Lol I Just Had To..

    british boys: hey gorgeous, how are you ? you look lovely today. american boys: whadddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinner hellz yeah lets get naked. arab boys: you want to make friendship.australian boys: oi give us a gobbie c*nt
    Lelli33 Lelli33
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Jun 28, 2012

    This is by far the funniest message I've ever

    received here on EP. Enjoy! ROTFLMAO
    Ilyme Ilyme
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jun 26, 2014


    A friend of mine in Norway sent this err...seasonal picture.......she thinks its seasonal since it features a clementine.....................*shakes head*far easier to give up...lol
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    Nov 25, 2011

    The Phone Call.

    Many years ago,I couldn't afford the phone,so! on this day I went across the road and made a couple of calls that had to be done.It was around xmas time,then I went back in the afternoon and made another couple of std calls.I were putting off phoning my father and step mother as...
    Lesely Lesely
    51-55, F
    3 Responses Jan 9, 2013

    Good Enough!

    There once was a young husband who was visiting his Father right after his wedding. He was very ecstatic about his new bride! "Dad", he said, "She's amazing! I couldn't be more pleased with her!" The Father was excited by his son's happiness! "Congratulations, my boy! This is...
    SeattlesRuby SeattlesRuby
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jan 2, 2013

    You May Not Think It's Funny - But I Do

    I love dogs. I always have. Every time I see a picture of this particular breed, it reminds me of this joke that I heard on a Warner Brother's cartoon (never mind the snickers, folks, I am still a little girl at heart when it comes to Bugs Bunny). This is a Doberman Pinscher...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine
    61-65, F
    Aug 12, 2013

    One Bad Day

    I remember nothing about this day before the moment my middle finger was smashed under the falling toilet seat. After that all is clear. My finger nail is hanging half off and blood is going everywhere. I am crying and my parents are calling someone and I hear that I could have...
    Stranglehold Stranglehold
    41-45, M
    Jan 23, 2013

    A Man Proposed For Marriage Haleluia!!!!!!

    There was a woman  who had three beautiful daughters, but the problem was that all the three young ladies had an issue in the way theyspell the alphabet(S) They were always spelling it(Z).The day the young man was about to come over to propose to one of the woman"s daughter she...
    26-30, F
    12 Responses Oct 24, 2011

    How To Wish A Guy Happy Bday

    "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where...
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    3 Responses Jan 7, 2013
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    1 Response Dec 6, 2011

    Never Force Children To Pray At Dinner!

    A little boy was ordered to lead in prayer... BOY- But i dont know how to pray ...DAD- Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc! BOY- "Dear Lord" he started Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream...
    PrinceKen PrinceKen
    26-30, M
    Feb 18, 2013

    This Made My Day

    At least some people will warn. xD
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    1 Response Jun 3, 2013
    MKM18 MKM18
    18-21, F
    Feb 16, 2014

    Did You Smell That?

    I was walking in family dollar looking for something my grandma had sent me out to get for her. In the row next to me was a little boy and his father. The little boy farted then yelled "daddy! daddy! did u smell my fart." He sounded like a little hillbilly kid. it was cute. The...
    badgirlbee badgirlbee
    22-25, F
    5 Responses May 31, 2012
    twisteduniverse twisteduniverse
    22-25, F
    Dec 17, 2014

    I Just Got This Email, From An Ex-eper

    Miscommunication A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a...
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    2 Responses Mar 10, 2010
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