I Want to Share the Wit and Wisdom of Psych Summer Interns

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 13 People

    Billie

    A bartender is a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    Jun 12, 2009

    Peter

    In just two days from now, tomorrow wil be yesterday.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 12, 2009

    Ebony - Stress Intern

    Don't worry about what people think, They don't do it very often!
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Jul 17, 2009

    Chrisitne

    I am not your type. I am not inflatable.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    Jun 14, 2009

    Star - Art Therapy

    All people smile in the same launguage.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 4, 2009

    Billie - Criminal Psych

    All those in favor of Viagra - please rise.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    4 Responses Jul 4, 2009

    Erin - Criminal Pysch

    A hug is a great gift. One size fits all.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 4, 2009

    Sally

    Dyslexics have more Nuf.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    Jun 14, 2009

    Tori

    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 12, 2009

    Rebecca - Receptionist

     My short term memory is not as sharp as it use to be. Also, my short term memory is not as sharp as it use to be.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    Jun 13, 2009

    Walter - Abnormal Pysch

    What goes klip,klop,klip klop, klip, klop - BANG! An amish drive by shooting. (My apoligies to my Amish friends - who told me this joke.)
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jun 20, 2009

    Star - Art Therapy

     Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 17, 2009

    Walter - Abnormal Psych

     A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    Jul 17, 2009

    Peter - Criminal Psych

     Artificial intelligence is not match for natural stupidity.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    Jul 17, 2009

    Martha

    The statement below is true. The statement above is false.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jun 14, 2009

    Martin - Theologian Psych

    Follow your dreams. Except the one where you are naked in church.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    Jun 13, 2009

    Walter- Abnormal Psych

    A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender - "Have you seen my father?" BArtender replies- "What does he look like?"
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    Jun 20, 2009

    Sally

    Why can't the apple and orange marry? Cant a lope.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 18, 2009

    Sally

    KInky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Jun 12, 2009

    Ok Folks

    Ok PSI, it your section. Remember C.H.A.M.P.          Retired Father.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    Jun 12, 2009

    Walter- Abnormal Pysch

    I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    Jun 12, 2009

    Frankie - Pysch of Anger

    Anger is a condition where the tongue works faster than the mind.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 4, 2009

    Star - Pyschology of Gambling

     A cube of dice has 6 sides. Any two opposite sides add up to seven.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 18, 2009

    Peter - Criminal Pysch

    A penny saved is nothing in the real world.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 4, 2009

    Jack - Criminal Psych

    There is not one shred of evidence that supports the notion that life is serious,
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    Jul 17, 2009

    Ebony

    I am Nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    Jun 14, 2009

    Erin

    What hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    4 Responses Jun 12, 2009

    Walter- Abnormal Psych

    A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender - "Have you seen my father?" Bartender replies- "What does he look like?"
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 20, 2009

    Jack

    Courduroy Pillows cause headlines.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jun 12, 2009

    Mary

    I have Kleptomania. When I gets bad, I take something for it.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    Jun 12, 2009

    Jacob - Humor Psych

    A closed mouth gathers no feet.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 4, 2009

    Erin - Criminal Psych

    The most destructive force in the umiverse is gossip.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 17, 2009

    Jacob

    When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine "Robert"
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    Jun 14, 2009

    Martin - Theologian Psychology

    The priest answered the parish door to greet a man who stated he was from the IRS. The priest stated that the church does not pay taxes. The agent said it wasn't the priest they were looking for but one of the parishioners. The agent said that on this man's tax return he stated...
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jun 19, 2009

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