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Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 13 People

    Jack - Criminal Psych

    There is not one shred of evidence that supports the notion that life is serious,
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jul 17, 2009

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    Walter- Abnormal Pysch

    I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jun 12, 2009

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    Tori

    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jun 12, 2009

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    Sally

    Dyslexics have more Nuf.
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    Billie - Criminal Psych

    All those in favor of Viagra - please rise.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 4 Responses Jul 4, 2009

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    Martin - Theologian Psychology

    The priest answered the parish door to greet a man who stated he was from the IRS. The priest stated that the church does not pay taxes. The agent said it wasn't the priest they were looking for but one of the parishioners. The agent said that on this man's tax return he stated...
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 19, 2009

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    Erin

    What hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 4 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    Walter- Abnormal Psych

    A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender - "Have you seen my father?" Bartender replies- "What does he look like?"
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 20, 2009

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    Peter - Criminal Psych

     Artificial intelligence is not match for natural stupidity.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jul 17, 2009

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    Ebony - Stress Intern

    Don't worry about what people think, They don't do it very often!
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 3 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    Ok Folks

    Ok PSI, it your section. Remember C.H.A.M.P.          Retired Father.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jun 12, 2009

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    Star - Art Therapy

    All people smile in the same launguage.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jul 4, 2009

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    Sally

    KInky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 3 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    Martha

    The statement below is true. The statement above is false.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 14, 2009

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    Jack

    Courduroy Pillows cause headlines.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    Star - Pyschology of Gambling

     A cube of dice has 6 sides. Any two opposite sides add up to seven.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jun 18, 2009

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    Peter

    In just two days from now, tomorrow wil be yesterday.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jun 12, 2009

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    Walter - Abnormal Psych

     A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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    Ebony

    I am Nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
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    Frankie - Pysch of Anger

    Anger is a condition where the tongue works faster than the mind.
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    Sally

    Why can't the apple and orange marry? Cant a lope.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jun 18, 2009

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    Peter - Criminal Pysch

    A penny saved is nothing in the real world.
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    Could Have Sworn

    This is a contradiction of terms, but I'm in a bad mood
    ChipmunkErnie ChipmunkErnie 61-65, M Jul 18, 2009

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    Erin - Criminal Pysch

    A hug is a great gift. One size fits all.
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    Billie

    A bartender is a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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    Erin - Criminal Psych

    The most destructive force in the umiverse is gossip.
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    Chrisitne

    I am not your type. I am not inflatable.
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    Jacob - Humor Psych

    A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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    Star - Art Therapy

     Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
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    Jacob

    When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine "Robert"
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    Mary

    I have Kleptomania. When I gets bad, I take something for it.
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    Rebecca - Receptionist

     My short term memory is not as sharp as it use to be. Also, my short term memory is not as sharp as it use to be.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jun 13, 2009

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    Martin - Theologian Psych

    Follow your dreams. Except the one where you are naked in church.
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    Walter - Abnormal Pysch

    What goes klip,klop,klip klop, klip, klop - BANG! An amish drive by shooting. (My apoligies to my Amish friends - who told me this joke.)
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    Walter- Abnormal Psych

    A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender - "Have you seen my father?" BArtender replies- "What does he look like?"
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