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Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 13 People

    Martha

    The statement below is true. The statement above is false.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 14, 2009

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    Walter- Abnormal Pysch

    I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jun 12, 2009

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    Sally

    KInky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 3 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    Billie - Criminal Psych

    All those in favor of Viagra - please rise.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 4 Responses Jul 4, 2009

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    Walter - Abnormal Psych

     A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jul 17, 2009

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    Walter- Abnormal Psych

    A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender - "Have you seen my father?" Bartender replies- "What does he look like?"
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jun 20, 2009

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    Jack

    Courduroy Pillows cause headlines.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    Ebony - Stress Intern

    Don't worry about what people think, They don't do it very often!
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 3 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    Erin - Criminal Pysch

    A hug is a great gift. One size fits all.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jul 4, 2009

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    Jacob

    When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine "Robert"
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jun 14, 2009

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    Ok Folks

    Ok PSI, it your section. Remember C.H.A.M.P.          Retired Father.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jun 12, 2009

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    Frankie - Pysch of Anger

    Anger is a condition where the tongue works faster than the mind.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jul 4, 2009

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    Jacob - Humor Psych

    A closed mouth gathers no feet.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jul 4, 2009

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    Mary

    I have Kleptomania. When I gets bad, I take something for it.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jun 12, 2009

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    Erin - Criminal Psych

    The most destructive force in the umiverse is gossip.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jul 17, 2009

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    Tori

    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jun 12, 2009

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    Rebecca - Receptionist

     My short term memory is not as sharp as it use to be. Also, my short term memory is not as sharp as it use to be.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jun 13, 2009

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    Star - Art Therapy

    All people smile in the same launguage.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jul 4, 2009

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    Chrisitne

    I am not your type. I am not inflatable.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jun 14, 2009

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    Star - Pyschology of Gambling

     A cube of dice has 6 sides. Any two opposite sides add up to seven.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jun 18, 2009

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    Walter - Abnormal Pysch

    What goes klip,klop,klip klop, klip, klop - BANG! An amish drive by shooting. (My apoligies to my Amish friends - who told me this joke.)
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 20, 2009

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    Peter

    In just two days from now, tomorrow wil be yesterday.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jun 12, 2009

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    Jack - Criminal Psych

    There is not one shred of evidence that supports the notion that life is serious,
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jul 17, 2009

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    Martin - Theologian Psychology

    The priest answered the parish door to greet a man who stated he was from the IRS. The priest stated that the church does not pay taxes. The agent said it wasn't the priest they were looking for but one of the parishioners. The agent said that on this man's tax return he stated...
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 19, 2009

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    Sally

    Dyslexics have more Nuf.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jun 14, 2009

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    Peter - Criminal Psych

     Artificial intelligence is not match for natural stupidity.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jul 17, 2009

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    Walter- Abnormal Psych

    A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender - "Have you seen my father?" BArtender replies- "What does he look like?"
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jun 20, 2009

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    Ebony

    I am Nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jun 14, 2009

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    Sally

    Why can't the apple and orange marry? Cant a lope.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jun 18, 2009

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    Star - Art Therapy

     Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jul 17, 2009

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    Billie

    A bartender is a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jun 12, 2009

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    Erin

    What hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 4 Responses Jun 12, 2009

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    Peter - Criminal Pysch

    A penny saved is nothing in the real world.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jul 4, 2009

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    Martin - Theologian Psych

    Follow your dreams. Except the one where you are naked in church.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Jun 13, 2009

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    Could Have Sworn

    This is a contradiction of terms, but I'm in a bad mood
    ChipmunkErnie ChipmunkErnie 61-65, M Jul 18, 2009

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    I'm sorry but it seems everyone here is in their 20s and have so much ahead of them. You all still have lots of time to change things, to make your lives better. I am almost 50...
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    First did shoes without socks one summer, I was either 7 or 8 at the time. Saw somebody in a store wearing shoes w/out socks the day before and wondered what it was like. Loved how...
    thisguy20 thisguy20 31-35, M 8 hrs ago

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    Prioritize. Putting yourself first doesn't equate to you not helping anyone else. It means giving yourself permission to take care of your needs and desires so that when you do...
    arailia03 arailia03 26-30, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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