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I Want to Share the Wit and Wisdom of Psych Summer Interns

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    Peter - Criminal Psych

     Artificial intelligence is not match for natural stupidity.
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    Jack - Criminal Psych

    There is not one shred of evidence that supports the notion that life is serious,
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    Jack

    Courduroy Pillows cause headlines.
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    Peter

    In just two days from now, tomorrow wil be yesterday.
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    Martha

    The statement below is true. The statement above is false.
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    Erin - Criminal Pysch

    A hug is a great gift. One size fits all.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Jul 4, 2009

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    Ebony - Stress Intern

    Don't worry about what people think, They don't do it very often!
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    Sally

    KInky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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    Peter - Criminal Pysch

    A penny saved is nothing in the real world.
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    Frankie - Pysch of Anger

    Anger is a condition where the tongue works faster than the mind.
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    Walter - Abnormal Psych

     A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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    Walter- Abnormal Psych

    A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender - "Have you seen my father?" BArtender replies- "What does he look like?"
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    Jacob

    When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine "Robert"
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    Sally

    Dyslexics have more Nuf.
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    Walter- Abnormal Pysch

    I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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    Chrisitne

    I am not your type. I am not inflatable.
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    Star - Art Therapy

     Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
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    Ok Folks

    Ok PSI, it your section. Remember C.H.A.M.P.          Retired Father.
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    Sally

    Why can't the apple and orange marry? Cant a lope.
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    Erin - Criminal Psych

    The most destructive force in the umiverse is gossip.
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    Walter- Abnormal Psych

    A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender - "Have you seen my father?" Bartender replies- "What does he look like?"
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    Martin - Theologian Psych

    Follow your dreams. Except the one where you are naked in church.
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    Rebecca - Receptionist

     My short term memory is not as sharp as it use to be. Also, my short term memory is not as sharp as it use to be.
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    Walter - Abnormal Pysch

    What goes klip,klop,klip klop, klip, klop - BANG! An amish drive by shooting. (My apoligies to my Amish friends - who told me this joke.)
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    Star - Art Therapy

    All people smile in the same launguage.
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    Star - Pyschology of Gambling

     A cube of dice has 6 sides. Any two opposite sides add up to seven.
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    Jacob - Humor Psych

    A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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    Could Have Sworn

    This is a contradiction of terms, but I'm in a bad mood
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    Tori

    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
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    Erin

    What hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
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    Ebony

    I am Nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
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    Mary

    I have Kleptomania. When I gets bad, I take something for it.
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    Martin - Theologian Psychology

    The priest answered the parish door to greet a man who stated he was from the IRS. The priest stated that the church does not pay taxes. The agent said it wasn't the priest they were looking for but one of the parishioners. The agent said that on this man's tax return he stated...
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    Billie

    A bartender is a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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    Billie - Criminal Psych

    All those in favor of Viagra - please rise.
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