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I Want to Sit On Your Lap

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    Probally something like, if you sit on my gravestone and write emo poetry I will rise from the dead to ***** slap you.
    Jessicacheerbear417 Jessicacheerbear417 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 16

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    what would you want... R.I.P?
    isohatetheworld isohatetheworld 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 15

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    I want it to say "JESUS is lord and brought glory to my life, I am with him now, thank you JESUS."
    dashuria dashuria 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 16

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    I...leaned my back against a warm yellow pumpkin. I could see the tall grasses wave. The earth was warm under me. I was something that lay under the sun and felt it, like the...
    katesparrow katesparrow 56-60, F Nov 16

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    I want my last words written on my tombstone! Only so if I say one last hilarious thing before I die it will forever be written with me. Also I'll (probably) get to decide what it...
    VanillaCupcakes VanillaCupcakes 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 16

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    "I told you I was sick!"
    spoiltbrat80 spoiltbrat80 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 15

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    "Evolved" Just that,because they charge a ******* lion's share per letter.
    KurMujun KurMujun 18-21, M Nov 15

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    if its too good to be true its probably British lol
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 15

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    He loved and was loved. He helped others. He will be missed.
    mrgavel mrgavel 61-65, M 1 Response Nov 15

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    "I'm dead. Let's have a party."
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 15

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    "This ************ owed me $500 so I engraved this on his tombstone to **** off his relatives"
    GarrettYdoom GarrettYdoom 18-21, M Nov 15

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    Her last words where "I hid the gold..."
    MatildaBlack MatildaBlack 13-15, F Nov 15

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    Well I wish to have a Viking funeral but I so wish to standing stone commemorated in my honor but it'll be written in rune so I don't think many will understand
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M Nov 16

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    I rather like Sir Spike Milligan's epithet on his headstone. "See! I told you I was ill!" Comic outlook all through life. Although the war certainly affected him deeply. But what a...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Nov 16

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    "I have now joined the skeleton war."
    Colourfi Colourfi 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 16

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    "I'll be back" - schwarzenegger's voice :-D
    pennekerosa pennekerosa 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 16

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    Here The weirdness lays ....,,
    1kingdarkness 1kingdarkness 26-30, M Nov 16

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    "She was a cool chick. Kinda funny too. Not bad looking either."
    CleverName94 CleverName94 18-21, F Nov 16

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    Pepperoni, mushroom and sausage!
    johnstlouis johnstlouis 56-60, M a week ago

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    .....He was Invincible.....
    NTM09 NTM09 26-30, M a week ago

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    He did not put in his email....
    599gto 599gto 13-15, M 1 Response a week ago

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    She would of been named Lilith. Her middle name would of been Sky, or dreamer, or maybe even Rave Something that was just so us Something that made everyone smile She would of had...
    leaguegirl97 leaguegirl97 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 15

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    List of things girls what guys to do: 1. Touch her waist. 2. Talk to her. 3. Share secrets. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her...
    dancedesire dancedesire 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 8

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    Kinda hard when you open your laptop and there are 450 videos and pictures. Guess who's gonna be busy deleting tomorrow. I should really use my laptop more. They would have been...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Ok so I just want to say a BIG shout out to those EP friends of mine to say a Thank you for being you and to say also a MASSIVE thank you for your advice and support regarding my...
    xxSTEVE7xx xxSTEVE7xx 31-35, M 8 Responses 2 days ago

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    My English was too weird. I got to use a laptop to type down my story. A demain!
    SwanLake78 SwanLake78 36-40, F 9 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Consulting with Producers and Editors EarthCam's in home producers and editors operate with you to capture and current probably the most dynamic sights within your undertaking in...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 6

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    Imagine life as a stream. When you are heading towards thriving, you are flowing with the stream, and things happens with ease. When you are resisting, you are heading upstream and...
    Loufree Loufree 26-30, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    How are you, really? Not so great I'm feeling pretty down How do you feel right now? Sad and betrayed What are you thinking about? Boy problems lol What’s your favorite color...
    reneelove1 reneelove1 26-30, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Dream 1 I totally dreamt of unicorns. I would take people to be healed by one in the forest at night. There were fireflies and tall grass that was damp and cool, with a slight...
    LustlyVareDe LustlyVareDe 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 11

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    Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat it in public. Get a job working at a fast food restaurant and challenge people to a philosophical debate about WHY they want fries with...
    KCN33 KCN33 31-35, F 4 Responses Nov 2

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    I've been to see someone today who specialises in Leadership programmes, mainly because I keep getting knocked back for promotion, but also because I know I have a really low self...
    Mick672 Mick672 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 5

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    What is it about people? They rush to pigeonhole you, and they move on. It's like EP people. The majority might just add you, ogle your photos, then ignore you the rest of the...
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F 6 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I know that THE key to getting what you want is KNOWING what you want, specifically. And then focusing on it. For me, the knowing is one challenge, and the focusing is another...
    elevating elevating 36-40, F 1 hr ago

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    1. If you could do one thing over in your life, what would it be? I don't know either a concert or a holiday 2. What makes you happy? Being understood, having people understand...
    LadyGiselle LadyGiselle 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 9

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    I feel nervous typing this as my beautiful baby sleeps beside me and my very handsome husband, who is a great father and a good person, snores nearby. I just feel so ungrateful, or...
    iamowl iamowl 31-35, F 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    Stuff about me 1. Name? Guesss 2. Male or female? Female  3. Were you named after anyone? Nope 4. Does your name mean anything? Idk lol 5. Nick Names: Juju 6. What do you...
    JujuZelfie JujuZelfie 16-17, F Nov 5

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    I'm not planning on having any kinds of relationships any time soon. *** I don't want a boyfriend or husband or anything. I want my education and I want hard work.. Anyways. - I'm...
    SubmissiveSecrets SubmissiveSecrets 18-21, F Nov 16

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    Hi to all travellers, I would really appreciate some feedback on an event that I experienced just last night,{ 20/11/14]. I went to bed at 10pm and proceeded to make myself...
    Mareimbrium Mareimbrium 56-60, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Have you found yourself with a court case and not sure how to find the right attorney. Maybe you're friends don't have experience with this specific type of case, and they don't...
    neinsteinassociates neinsteinassociates 26-30, M Oct 30

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    My orphanage leaders don't know that I am on this site. They don't even know that I have a laptop. I would be in so much trouble if they found out though.
    StormianaGraymane14 StormianaGraymane14 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 1

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    So this is something I sent to one of my friends the other night because we had a fight and he didn't believe I truly cared. So I told him stuff about me that was really personal...
    SlothQueen SlothQueen 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 14

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    I want it! sit in my lap and wet us both, or **** in my mouth and let me lick you clean ;)
    collegeman collegeman 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    My boyfriend and I are fixing to get married before he leaves around June but everything just down hill since I have miscarriage of two twins boys even my boyfriend is filed to do...
    UsArmygirlfriend77 UsArmygirlfriend77 18-21, F 7 hrs ago

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    I had a 6 page essay due today i told myself i would stay up all night working on it spent the entire night on twitter lolol follow me @niggatrix if you want
    JaRuss JaRuss 18-21 3 hrs ago

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