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I Want to Sit On Your Lap

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    I'm your personal seat girls. Sit your little butt down on daddy's lap, don't be shy :D. I get all kinds of girls that sit on my lap and I just get a stuffy just like that...
    samdaddyforyou samdaddyforyou 36-40, M a week ago

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    seriously why are people here on ep are always complaining about their life. there are no mistakes no coincidences,all events are blessings given to us to learn from.so next time...
    mostafa01998 mostafa01998 16-17, M 2 hrs ago

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    Lightly your fingers trace the shape of my lips You lean in and our lips meet Wet sensual kisses and the touch of your body against mine A hand glides down the length of my body...
    SubmitandServe SubmitandServe 46-50, F 3 hrs ago

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    She asked my wife if she could sit on my lap in the car one day. I got hard and poking her in her couche and she told my wife and mother in law. They thought it was funny.
    rbowm031 rbowm031 31-35 3 days ago

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    What do you consider about the actual telephones? Do you require them like a tool that may add a little elegance for your homes? Do they've potential in order to furnish the wonder...
    homeoffice homeoffice 26-30, F Apr 8

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    Please help im so afraid im 19 and i graduated high school last year. I am a grocery store cashier and I think about killing my self while i check out your grocery's. I haven't...
    lonleyheartsclub lonleyheartsclub 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    "You destroy everything" you make it rain on sunny days; you make it rain and flood every living thing on the ground; you make rainbows turn from bright colors to pitch black; you...
    iwillsurviveonemoreday iwillsurviveonemoreday 18-21, F 46 mins ago

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    I hate life. So cliche but true. My whole life is an act, a game, and I'm constantly losing to myself. I guess I'll just start by telling you about me and some important things...
    bulimicbixtch49 bulimicbixtch49 13-15, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    The hunt2 11:00am Location: Breakneck Ridge trail. Cynthia, Sam and Dean along with the four D-warriors made their way back to the came site carrying with them the three...
    darkwolf19 darkwolf19 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    My girlfriend, I want to make love to her and make her seduce me. I want to make her sit on my lap and just do things to me I've always wanted. I want to destroy her and make love...
    shellzshawtee shellzshawtee 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Zane's captures Saturday, April 19 Time: 9:36am Location: Danny's house. Juanda awoke to a bright light in his face. The glare of the sun blinding his eyes. So he turned his...
    darkwolf19 darkwolf19 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I have terrible posture. I only feel relaxed with a slouch, the bent over to see laptop slouch. I hate it. I look at mirrors while walking or record myself, when I fix my posture I...
    IHateMirrors IHateMirrors 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    Acer is usually good, the only problem I have had are my Acer laptops overheat. I had to replace my first one because it sort of melted, but that was my fault lol. Keep IKEA desk...
    Iscribbletoomuch Iscribbletoomuch 16-17, M Apr 7

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    The zipper is a one of the most important material in clothing, people generally classify it as clothing accessories. It is the bright younger generation in garment accessories...
    homeoffice homeoffice 26-30, F 4 hrs ago

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M Apr 2

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...
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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...
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    Distress call part 3 Dylan and Juanda where still sitting around in the cave thinking about their current situation. But every once in a while Dylan would look and at Juanda and...
    darkwolf19 darkwolf19 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 13

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    Distress call part 2 Zane and Cynthia where still running though the caves tunnels. It felt like they weren't making much progress. But the two soon found their selfs at a dead...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    She's consuming me again. It's funny how somebody, who you haven't seen or talked to in months, can have such a profound effect on you. They don’t have to do a single thing and...
    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M Apr 10

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    This story is being posted in the SEPTIC group,as well as "I Want To Improve the Experience Project,and "Ask EP Arsineh"Dear EP Arsineh,,Why does EP hate my kind? You know,my kind...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    Ever since this girl first walked into our school for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn't the only one gazing at her beauty. Through my...
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    It lights up up a room like a powder keg, but alas I seem to have left my lighter in my left lapel. Could you perhaps spare a match or a spark in an effort to get this thing off...
    NotLarryBubkiss NotLarryBubkiss 36-40, M Apr 9

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    Stocker 11:40am Location:mansion Date: April, 16 2014 Zane was in the conference room on his phone talking to the team. Zane- okay is everyone in position? Each of the team...
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    The hunt Friday, April 18 8:30am Location: mansion Everyone in the house was sound asleep but unannounced to them someone was attempting to break in the house. Four gentlemen...
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    Thought about what you told to me this morning Felt the feelings I got when I first found out my bestfriends dad passed away I'm in shock and pain yet my feelings seem to numb...
    nohumanityleft nohumanityleft 16-17, F 40 mins ago

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    IN GOD'S TIME This year I turn sixty. Lord, help me to seek healing in the relationships in which I have harmed others by not considering the feelings, needs and concerns of...
    BILLZALOT BILLZALOT 56-60 Mar 29

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    7 ways of how to stop thinking about Sex How to Stop Thinking About Sex 1. Know your triggers. Sex is not always the topic that gets you thinking about sex. Sometimes pure boredom...
    Sarah4567 Sarah4567 22-25, F 6 Responses Apr 2

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    Please help I two months ago my friend spilled soda on my laptop and we called a repair guy he came and picked it up and he blocked my moms number we have a email confirmation of...
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    Are you very upset on your back pain? As more and more body problems,such as back pain,joint pain and so on I think everyone always wants to have a healthy body. So we should do to...
    mbtshoes2011 mbtshoes2011 22-25, F Apr 9

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    Back in 2001 I set up my laptop to a decent pair of external speakers with the subwoofer port routed to my 12- inch guitar amp. That was cool. Got loud enough then!
    crazynam321 crazynam321 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 13

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    To my fellow poets. If you’re interested in expanding your poetry horizons I suggest joining a poetry sharing site. Some are better than others. Stay away from sites that require...
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