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I Want to Sit On Your Lap

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    Ok so I just want to say a BIG shout out to those EP friends of mine to say a Thank you for being you and to say also a MASSIVE thank you for your advice and support regarding my...
    xxSTEVE7xx xxSTEVE7xx 31-35, M 7 Responses Nov 22

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    Leave behind the tears, the pain, the hardness....cruel words when they were felt at the time needed, which was too many a time, and never cared of their damages, never cared of...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Being as I am the kind of Man that believes , when you ***** away all the nicities , stock portfolios , plastic garbage and BS ... It comes down to two things : Your Bal*s and...
    TsavoHunter TsavoHunter 36-40, M Dec 2

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    Having a bad day. The ones that I want don't want me. The one that wants me, I don't want. Sitting here trying to work and tears stream down my face. I want to run far away
    hw2015 hw2015 36-40, F 4 Responses Nov 26

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    Never get tired of doing little things to others, because sometimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little to you. Don't...
    rogi4u rogi4u 36-40, M 3 hrs ago

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    1.) What's your dream job? A teacher or a criminal psychologist. 2.) Favourite colour? Pink. 3.) Ideal place to live? New England or Finland. 4.) What colour is your hair? Dark...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 16-17, F 17 hrs ago

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    I READ the RULES AND REGULATIONS THE STIPULATIONS ETC AND I AM CONFUSED WHY MY STORY WAS BANNED. LET ME START AT THE BEGINNING.... I created a group called * I think Latgalian...
    lunadelobos lunadelobos 41-45 3 Responses Dec 1

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    2 years back, I was the one of the most known guy in my high school. I was too good from others, except studies where I was normal just like others. But in terms of sports, I was...
    picasso10 picasso10 18-21, M Dec 11

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    As I lay there..I imagine the touch of your hands. Your breath upon my neck, the feel of your warm body next to mine. Your lips, feather touching across my skin. The feel of your...
    SecretEscape SecretEscape 36-40, F 5 Responses Dec 11

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    Inside this describe people discuss the reasons why offshore personal savings accounts are usually felled, reasons to expatriate bank accounts can be found in vogue, as well as how...
    Darronbanksso0 Darronbanksso0 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 28

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    Hearts rekindling---At that instant there was a pause-as if time itself had ceased to think for a few seconds- leaving a lapse in recorded time.  And then it  resumed...
    Elandra77 Elandra77 56-60 1 Response Dec 2

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    At first, you don't want to get out of the car. When you accepted my invitation, you didn't really expect it to happen. How did you even get here, the trip seems a blur. As you...
    Dave34S Dave34S 31-35, M Dec 12

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    A true friend I met on EP (thanks you) sent me this Clifton StrengthsFinder test for free. I now know what my dominate abilities are capable of and also what I needed to STOP doing...
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 1 Response a week ago

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    With regard to the "new and improved" smartphone application MeToo, user JavaBabe posted this as a comment to EPArsineh on November 1, 2014. I felt it needed to get more views and...
    findmeholdmeloveme findmeholdmeloveme 18-21 1 Response Dec 1

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    It is rent free, there is regular access to all the music I love, there is regular access to all the information I want. I can express my thoughts freely there, I can feel the...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 6

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    Okay..I believe some of you probably have reads my last(and first) story. so...I have say it,I want to become a nun. But before you think that i was a Bible freak, I'm not used to...
    Karin2323 Karin2323 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 12

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    RP Online I love giving men lap dances. I love grinding my *** into their c.ock.I love when men feel me up as I go down their bodies. About half way threw the dance is my favorite...
    BitchAli BitchAli 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I am lactating but only a little. I'm in fear of my milk vanishing altogether. I need your help if you live in the Essex area, male or female. Help me xx
    ladybooboo1972 ladybooboo1972 41-45, F 6 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    1) Birth name: Zachary Gannon Marten (my last name) 2) Name backwards: Nodnal 3) Were you named after anyone?: Not that I know of.. 4) Does your name mean anything?: Landon...
    LandonS LandonS 16-17, M Nov 24

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    So you are a looking to be a professional photographer and want to set up shop but don’t know how to attract clients? Don’t be overly worried, you are not alone! This is a...
    edr567 edr567 26-30, M Nov 25

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    Every night I go to bed with no intentional thoughts to wonder to, nor afraid of what my subconscious may reveal in the dead of night, all I know is I want to feel the softness of...
    sovereignjim21 sovereignjim21 18-21, M Dec 10

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    I am not a child-hater or unable to conceive. I just never felt that need to have kids to fulfill my life. I enjoy my freedom to come and go without having to find a babysitter or...
    dreamrgrl79 dreamrgrl79 26-30 Nov 23

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    10yeargap.com focuses on younger women dating older men and it encourages age gap marriage. 10YearGap.com is not a sugar daddy site. Single women are attracted to older single men...
    JessieFay JessieFay 31-35, F Dec 2

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    I actually use my username because I close the door to my bedroom, the place where my laptop a journal are, all the time so that my parents don't see what I do and think. In other...
    throughthedoorway throughthedoorway 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 3

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    There's something humorous about watching someone pop a balloon by sitting on it. Have you noticed that people can be very tense while sitting on a balloon then all of a sudden...
    bustrnot2bust bustrnot2bust 46-50, M Dec 5

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    I'm sitting here at the unemployment office waiting for my number to be called. Number 49 and they are only on 18. I'm sitting at a cafeteria table, across from this man who looks...
    AnnUrban AnnUrban 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 8

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    I don't like the feelings I have on this site at first I felt like everyone gave advise and were there for you then as you talk to a lot of people it starts out that they are nice...
    monica0215 monica0215 51-55, F 2 Responses Dec 12

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    The hunt It's been about three weeks since Zephyr came home to his family in London. Since his visit he's been catching up with his eight younger brothers and sisters, his close...
    darkwolf19 darkwolf19 18-21, M 3 Responses Dec 12

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    I just read multiple posts on this site written by kids 13-15 years old and they seem so sad and so hopeless and it honestly breaks my heart for one thing. Because why is it that...
    VasilisaDra VasilisaDra 22-25, F Dec 14

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    I just read multiple posts on this site written by kids 13-15 years old and they seem so sad and so hopeless and it honestly breaks my heart for one thing. Because why is it that...
    VasilisaDra VasilisaDra 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 14

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    But the file type is not supported...never had this on any other site. Sometimes I wonder what IS supported on this site...sigh. "You can't let people scare you. You can't go your...
    stargirl58 stargirl58 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 8

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    I wanted to describe myself but I don't know how, so instead I used a hetalian paste up thing. I'll do more. The Allies America (Alfred F. Jones) You love hamburgers (x) You...
    AlabasterFrog AlabasterFrog 13-15 Nov 23

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    Pressed for Time? How to Stay Fit Even When You're BusyLife gets busy. In an attempt to deal with all of your responsibilities, you may feel like putting your exercise routine on...
    kalopez101 kalopez101 22-25, F Nov 24

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    This is my second post today in less than 30 mins because I have a lot to get off my chest. :) My biggest issue I believe is that I want what I can't have. It's not because I can...
    GhostBride GhostBride 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 1

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    Who gets to decide? My former account was taken down by EP, and I'm very discouraged by the way things are handled here. When I joined EP two years ago, I had found a place to...
    kandinsky41 kandinsky41 46-50, F 8 Responses Dec 4

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    love isn't overrated. Most of the time it's misunderstood. Let me share my definition of love. It is not important that a man should fall in love with a woman or vice versa or...
    ashrith ashrith 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Everyone should read profiles before they add anyone...some just want to see your pictures...they don't really WANT to talk to you or be friends with you. Some are just scammers...
    RubyLane RubyLane 41-45, F 5 Responses Nov 23

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    First of all I would like to thank EPArsineh for her efforts to keep up with all improvement suggestions and forwarding them to the team. There are a lot of complaints that it isn...
    Gentle153 Gentle153 26-30, M 2 Responses Dec 8

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    Me: "I got your text messages about rescheduling the visit. Did you get mine, asking for another hour on Sunday in return for giving up Thursday's visit?" Her: "I got the 'yes...
    PhresnoPhoenix PhresnoPhoenix 36-40, M 2 Responses Dec 11

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    Today I will start a new life...Today Is the last time I see that number. ... How many times have you said that? 3....7...10 times? No only you...but me too. So why can't we just...
    laneicemusic laneicemusic 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 22

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    Arsineh, would you please tell me if there is a way to delete comments and stories on "MeToo?" If not, it would be good to add this feature. I won't comment on pornographic posts...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 4 Responses Nov 25

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    9 rules for online friendships/relationships on EP 1. Be honest but not too honest. There are things that you should be totally upfront about. Don't try to hide who you are...
    fullofmemories fullofmemories 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 3

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    Did you have stuffed peppers with mash potatoes and baked beans for dinner on March 19, 2013? No? Than don’t tell me you know me. Don’t tell me you know what it’s like...
    thenicholasexperience thenicholasexperience 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 3

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    Be sure to tell me what you think in the comments below. I prefer constructive criticism, and keep in mind this is a draft. :D It was December the 22nd. I remember it because it...
    themarvelousme themarvelousme 26-30, M Dec 4

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    You lucked out the the skills to succeed in almost any arena.Put you in almost any business or classroom, and you'll rise to the top.You're driven and intense, but you also know...
    Elizabeth9697 Elizabeth9697 16-17, F Dec 6

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