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I Want to Sit On Your Lap

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    Lately, I've been having flashes of realizations in life. Everything I thought to be true about myself was gone. I feel different, yet I feel more myself than ever before. What...
    Bumblebeat Bumblebeat 61-65, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I'm always thinking about different realities about how if I looked better, if I had money, if I were more sociable, different ways to be better, I'm so caught up in my own...
    StevenMaione StevenMaione 13-15, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Hey Allie, you seem awesome. Due to the fact that you have so many friends on EP, I'm including below a post that I have floating around out there dealing with my DUI. If you know...
    craigp572 craigp572 51-55, M 5 hrs ago

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    Any girls from Sydney Australia want to sit on my face and get eaten out
    spankinggardener spankinggardener 22-25, M 6 hrs ago

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    You are sitting in a darkened room alone. You are bound in an armless chair with your hands braced behind you. Your feet are restrained to the legs of the chair as well. No windows...
    BaldDreams BaldDreams 31-35, F 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Breakups and Revenge Revenge Your Ex Each day hundreds of men and women seek revenge on their ex-mates for a variety of reasons, usually because they got dumped or where cheated...
    1stworldview 1stworldview 22-25, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    My parents took away the laptop and the computer because I broke them both and forbade me from using them lol. I was using my Samsung galaxy s2 to use the internet for **** and...
    shamdizzle888 shamdizzle888 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    I am a former teen runaway. A long story shortened. My stepmom was bi polar before we even knew the term existed. She was pregnant and married at 14. Because of this she had...
    LAstreets LAstreets 46-50, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Not me, but someone. Smashed. I wasn't in the room when it happened, but my daughter is adamant that it was the cat, my son who was there just said "I don't know what happened". I...
    justnicky justnicky 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    I can hold my breath I can bite my tongue I can stay awake for days If that's what you want Be your number one I can fake a smile I can force a laugh I can dance and play the part...
    deleted deleted 26-30 a week ago

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    MY experience here is that I would always crash, virus, or outright KILL my hard-disks....within a few months of getting a laptop ( new ), I NEVER had a good experience with...
    cashetty69 cashetty69 51-55, M Aug 25

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    I want to be honest in expressing my pure feelings towards her : i wish i were near her to massage her feet when she getting from the work, i wish i could use the spoon which is...
    umayyad umayyad 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 25

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    Someone can ask me why I resent you so much but it's emotions that I've battled with for years. I know you didn't want me even when I was in my mothers womb... Then you brought us...
    Juiceyangel333 Juiceyangel333 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M Aug 22

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 22

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M Aug 22

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M Aug 22

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M Aug 22

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M Aug 22

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 22

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M Aug 22

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    I either check this website on my phone or on my laptop, but either way, I use the incognito tab because I don't want this to be in my browsing history. I've said things on here...
    hiddenkitty hiddenkitty 18-21, F 9 Responses Aug 22

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    I am getting to the point where I am starting to feel "iffish" about having people add me to their circle. Of course I avoid adding people to mine for that very reason, as well as...
    Jugemu Jugemu 31-35, M Aug 20

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    Most people want this but fail miserably by getting involved with an MLM company who only cares about making the company successful & or lining the pockets of a few instead of the...
    bakfin bakfin 46-50, M Aug 20

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    Hey guys, I need some advice, so I have this super hot teacher and I swear I think I'm in love but idk if he likes me or not. I need your help to detangle my situation. So we get...
    justanotherconfusrdgirl justanotherconfusrdgirl 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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    I've decided to update my "terms and conditions" to make anyone who reads this more aware of what I am about. Firstly, I am not happy with the way teenagers are treated here...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 16-17, F 6 Responses Aug 20

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    When I was 5 I remember my Dad said that Leprechaun's would cut through our back yard. We lived in the country and a mountain side was our back yard. He said they used the trail...
    iamnottheonlyone iamnottheonlyone 36-40, F Aug 19

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    So I have been on EP for a little while now. And several things have struck me as strange and kind of eye opening. So I am going to attempt to share some insights I've learned from...
    iwant2benude iwant2benude 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    Are you a business man or an Upcoming artist, Politician, problem in your marriage, want your lover back,safe delivery,favour,good job ,Actor/Actress or a dignified Pastor and you...
    AndreThompson1963 AndreThompson1963 51-55, M Aug 18

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    7 Ways To Avoid Drama & Have Healthy Friendships Here’s a short list of things that helps me avoid drama these days: 1. Steer clear of people who post too much personal...
    mguinm mguinm 41-45, F 6 Responses Aug 17

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    1. What is your middle name? - I have two Chinese middle names, Mei-Ling 2. How old are you? - 38 3. When is your birthday? - August 7 4. What is your zodiac sign? - Leo 5...
    loveismyfriend loveismyfriend 36-40, F Aug 17

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    1. What is your middle name? - Camille 2. How old are you? - 29 3. When is your birthday? - April 10 4. What is your zodiac sign? - Aires 5. What is your favorite color? - Blue...
    buffalobaby2016 buffalobaby2016 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    1. What is your middle name? - That's too much information. 2. How old are you? - Sixteen. 3. When is your birthday? - November. 4. What is your zodiac sign? - Scorpio. 5...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    WARNING: When you read this, you'll start to understand life a little differently. What you tell me and what happens after you read this are two very different situations. I am...
    dragonsteel dragonsteel 26-30, M 5 Responses Aug 17

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    EP Admins please read: Complaining about a problem without proposing a solution is considered whining. I'm not here to whine, I want to offer assistance. I am not sure why this...
    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 16

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    Everything has gone from me but the certainty of your love which both a tragedy and a remedy.. Your love that breathed me true colour of the dawn.. Your love that destroyed all...
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 2 Responses Aug 15

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    Just something I have realised from 21st Century Relationship. A thing I cant really comprehend, and I believe not known to a lot of young lovers. I have made the mistake, I...
    DanielChris92 DanielChris92 22-25, M Aug 14

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    Note to self, Calm the fk down! You always do this. Can't you just sit still and enjoy your accomplishment for 10 seconds. I know. I know, a lot of time passed very fast this...
    simplysusan01 simplysusan01 41-45, F 2 Responses Aug 14

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    Hi okay, I am 17 years old (my spelling bad so I may seem younger sorry) I get bored and have a lot of wierd interest and love to talk. I love people who hold upnthier owe convo...
    CuteButTheDevil CuteButTheDevil