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I Want to Sit On Your Lap

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    I would want: Freedom! Freedom at last!
    Profweird Profweird 18-21, M Jan 9

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    I want: "He was full of wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff."
    KIKO787 KIKO787 26-30, M Jan 10

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    I want a giant obelisk made of red granite with the story of my life on it in egyptian hieroglyphs. screw tombstones !
    psychedeliica psychedeliica 18-21, F Jan 16

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    "You know that place between sleep & awake, ' the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I will always love you, that's where I'll be waiting." Tinkerbell to...
    RubyLane RubyLane 41-45, F 4 Responses Jan 9

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    Smitty WerbenYagerManJensen "He was #1"
    PoopieNoodle PoopieNoodle 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 12

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    I have a new life, my life changed on the 10th January 2010. Your life can change too - here is how: This group may currently only have a few members, but the content is visible...
    tcennoC tcennoC 51-55, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I sat on my HS counselors lap because he kept on teasing me with little things that I've done so to shut him up I sat down on his lap whilst having 2 female teachers in the same...
    rosalita0987 rosalita0987 18-21, F Jan 18

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    This is going to be a challenge because I'm super uninteresting but okay. 1. My name is not actually xabiana, I use it for this app because I like the name and I don't like it if...
    xabiana xabiana 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    My laptop screen stopped working so I went to have it fixed, but when I got it back the screen stopped working again after a few days I don't have money to keep having my computer...
    lifind lifind 18-21, F Jan 19

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    The speed Thieve In the Streets of North Salem Lorelie was enjoying a beautiful day after eating some double cheeseburger from his favorite burger joint. Something that Lorelie...
    Shadowfox20 Shadowfox20 18-21, M 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Alright EP. Here I go. You don't want to change to how the members want the site to be? I'll make a rant on how I think I site should change. This includes parts of my old rant...
    LostNeko LostNeko 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 12

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    "Tigered Soul" Feel bad that I didn't feel you in Thought the thought was nice But then too was the gin Just not enough to melt my ice, Like the shine in your eyes Once did. Woke...
    mbubu mbubu 26-30, M Jan 18

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    So you’re determined not to be an expert camper? Well, the first thing you’ll want to know when camping is what to pack. Obviously, you’ll want to bring a microwave oven to...
    NarutoShippudenFanGirl NarutoShippudenFanGirl 16-17, F Jan 19

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    heyloo to all EPers......its hilarious but want to kill my cousin bro......cant do that in reality,so thought let me kill him her on this page.........bloody irritates me upto the...
    vegeta420 vegeta420 22-25, M Jan 22

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    My dad got my mom pregnant and cheated with multiple women. He dabbled with selling drugs and has been in prison most of my life. Finally when he got out I talked to him pretty...
    upupandaway24 upupandaway24 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 5

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    EXPIRED though the shot hurt alot you seemed very relieved, you said now you will always come back to me . well A few years later I happened to run to far , I could not see you...
    youreadwhat youreadwhat 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    EXPIRED though the shot hurt alot you seemed very relieved, you said now you will always come back to me . well A few years later I happened to run to far , I could not see you...
    youreadwhat youreadwhat 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    EXPIRED though the shot hurt alot you seemed very relieved, you said now you will always come back to me . well A few years later I happened to run to far , I could not see you...
    youreadwhat youreadwhat 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Do you want to purchase a home? Have you considered refinancing the home you already own? If you want to borrow money towards a house, you want a home loan. This process could be...
    Ethan3088hnz9 Ethan3088hnz9 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    Essentially, these trusts run by making ruling proof to creditors or litigations or the person nearly insolvent. These trusts are so powerful since they're situated in countries...
    Darronbanksso0 Darronbanksso0 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 14

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    and the internet, ive never owned a laptop or pc and im almost 23!
    FromTheHeartOfaWoman FromTheHeartOfaWoman 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    Wanna kill yourself? Imagine this. You come home from school one day. You’ve had yet another horrible day. You’re just ready to give up. So you go to your room, close the door...
    Theguy0298 Theguy0298 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 19

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    Anyone can shed weight as long as they know what they should do. This article will supply you those precious weight loss tips that you can use to help you on your journey. Losing...
    waypuma73 waypuma73 31-35, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Over the past couple of years I went through some major changes in my life and used to feel very unhappy, until I decided that I had to do something. I took the following two...
    mattomnipositive mattomnipositive 26-30 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Can We Break Free From the Fear of Missing Out? ------------------------------------------------------ Here’s a test you might enjoy: rate these scenarios on a number scale...
    AllStarcrushNate AllStarcrushNate 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    I am writing this incase anyone else finds themselves in a similar situation . . . Please do not worry about me, I have been free of this relationship for 7 years now. I am a lot...
    elimarie7 elimarie7 31-35, F Dec 31, 2014

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    I am writing this incase anyone else finds themselves in a similar situation . . . Please do not worry about me, I have been free of this relationship for 7 years now. I am a lot...
    elimarie7 elimarie7 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    To be able to play guitar is one of my goals. I have "google searched" "free guitar lessons" and visited so many sites.Too many times I have checked out a website that offers free...
    NamelessWife NamelessWife 41-45, F Jan 10

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    Some time ago I read this article on some website, theunboundedspirit.com There's nothing new, but in my opinion the article is very well written. It made me think... 1. The...
    DiscoveringTheTruth DiscoveringTheTruth 22-25, F 6 Responses Jan 11

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    Dear EPArsineh, I've posted several stories about improving EP and you've replied to them nicely. Comments to my stories or to your replies never get any attention though, so I've...
    Gentle153 Gentle153 26-30, M 4 Responses Jan 13

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    without a laptop i wouldnt been here.....lmao
    dragonshine dragonshine 22-25, T Jan 14

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    If you are a single biker and seeking a riding buddy & motorcycle club and serious relationship , you have to have a look the first , largest and most effective single biker dating...
    karallylong karallylong 26-30, F Jan 16

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    I have a fantastic desktop which I am very thankful to have :) thank you mom it can be a pain in the ***, but I love it. it's like my child XD. I did make it myself, so I know...
    charkzilla20 charkzilla20 16-17, M Jan 20

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    We hope you're having a positive start to the new year. Here at EP we wanted to take this opportunity to think about the many ways we can improve the site to make it easier and...
    EPArsineh EPArsineh 26-30, F 159 Responses Jan 20

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    Help!!! I had lap band surgery Dec. 2013. I initially lost 21lbs but I have gained 4lbs back. For those that have lost and kept it off, how did you do it? I have never experienced...
    MzStrait MzStrait 36-40 3 days ago

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    My ever faithful black lab, Miss Scout, is contentedly in dreamland next to me, her head in my lap, and covered with her favorite blanket.... yep, she's spoiled. ;)
    WithGracefulness WithGracefulness 46-50, F 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    Family Force 5 - This Is My Year (Matoma Remix)This is to be my theme song this year. Was supposed to be my SotD yesterday, but I never made it to a laptop.  :-) ...
    S74rxed S74rxed 31-35, F Jan 2

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    A REPOST FROM THE EP "I AM A HUMAN BEING FIRST" I am a man. I am a man who has unfulfilled needs and wants. There are things I want out of life that only a woman can provide...
    icDavey icDavey 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 14

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    Why do we rely on dumb quotes and trite sayings when we are sad or struggling? Like we get encouragement from something someone said once. It shines some new light on our...
    aurora11 aurora11 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 15

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    (Part 2) ...Of itself. Every song you hear is about him. You cry every day spent without him. You fade into the background and watch your place be claimed... He's not thing of...
    Chpt16 Chpt16 16-17, M Jan 15

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    A skin care routine should be included in every day of your life. It isn't something you should neglect. It is very important to take care of the best appearance. This article will...
    waypuma73 waypuma73 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 16

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    There is still time to file a voluntary disclosure below the IRS guidelines that are routine, even though it may be too late to apply to the IRS Voluntary Disclosure Program. A...
    Darronbanksso0 Darronbanksso0 31-35, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I was just sitting here...as I had brief moment to rest..between all the hustle and bustle.. And was reading through some of my posts that I've put up here over the last year...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 9 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    Do you feel the emotion through my words? Do you understand, for me, there's no cures? Do you understand what it's like to want to be dead? I wonder what my mom feels as she...
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 3 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    The letter he didn't appreciate Why does everything between us have to be a teeter-tooter? We’re always up and down but never the same. There’s noone to blame we’re just...
    beautifuleyes13 beautifuleyes13 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 3