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I Want to Skip the Crap and Go Right to the Happy Ending

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    Great Idea!

    I know, it's the journey that counts. I know, if you don't feel the pain you can't appreciate the happiness. You can't appreciate your prince charming if you haven't slept with a few a ssholes first. Blahblahblah. But seriously. I've been in two relationships with a ssholes now...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente 18-21, F Feb 19, 2011

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    Fast Forward

    what happens if the remote gets stuck
    hippiechicNmississip hippiechicNmississip 36-40 Oct 9, 2008

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    Too Many Jerks Out There

    Skipping to the happy ending sounds great.  I don't even want to get married, but finding someone that won't treat me like crap sounds like it would be good.
    SmotherMe SmotherMe 26-30, F Nov 16, 2008

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    Tired Of Everything Being Twisted?

    Life being all in knots twisted everywhere. What's the point? nothing ever seems to make sense. And if it does, it doesn't last for long. life just gets twisted far to easily. Just get past the drama, and get to the end? Far to easy to say. No wonder we cant do it in real life...
    Artemis17 Artemis17 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 19, 2010

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    Parts and Pieces

    As per the comments on the other stories in this group.  Yes the events of our lives form who we are.  Most of the crap I'd have rather skipped wouldnt have been a good idea....I wouldnt have learned the lessons that I have. But...being the extremely impatient person...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 13, 2008

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    There Is No Happy Ending.

    There's just an ending. Nothing more. Nothing less. Happiness is found in small moments and not in some grand payoff. Look around you and look within yourself. The number of those moments is as boundless as the universe. The possibility of happiness exists in the moment between...
    onlinegrandpa onlinegrandpa 61-65 9 Responses Nov 28, 2008

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    Yes I Would Like Too , But.....

    There are alot of things i wished i could have skipped but then i think isn't the things that happened the things that have made me think the way i do. Yes i want a "Happy Ending" but all the "crap" is what made me realize what Happy can be! Going thru the crap can make you...
    ou812310 ou812310 46-50, M 7 Responses Mar 28, 2012

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    You Know...

    This makes so much sense to me.  HOW many times must we go through the crap?  Really?  I've done it, been there...rocked the house, went home drunk.  Enough already with the crap.  I'm all in for the happy ending.  Where is the happy ending???
    Whym Whym 36-40, F 5 Responses Jun 6, 2010

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    Could Somebody Push Ff-button, Please?

    I'm so sick and tired to all the obstacles that seem to appear out of nowhere. I wish there would be a fast forward button in this movie that I could push, and skip all this crap! I want the fireworks, fanfares and a prince charming. Is that too much to ask?
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 14 Responses May 14, 2008

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    Wouldn't It Be Nice......

    But I know I would be missing out on alot of experiances and lessons I still gotta learn....... Still, its nice to dream
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 26-30, M May 6, 2010

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    Yes, But, Without the Lows How

    would we ever know the highs? If we didn't experience heartache & loss & suffering, as terrible as those things are, how would we know it when we were past those things? If we never knew loneliness would we be as fulfilled by another's company? Life's experiences enrich...
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 14, 2008

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    Enough With the Drama Already!

    An outwardly happy person, someone who lifts everyone's spirits just by his presence told me "Everyone's faking it.  No one is as happy as they appears to be, not all the time."  My mom said someone who is that happy all the time is either lying or too...
    NebulaNoxx NebulaNoxx 51-55, F 1 Response Aug 23, 2008

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    Waiting

    I've spent forever waiting. How much longer do I wait before i reach the happy ending?
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F 3 Responses Jun 15, 2009

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    Can I Please!

    Oh, please let it be so. A lifelong dream ... slowly becoming a reality. I often ask this question of myself. Course I know why, I've set the time line on myself. Rightfully. But I can't help wish and wonder.
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 8 Responses Nov 28, 2008

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    Damn... Where The Hell Is The Fast Forward Button...???

    Its be so much better if i could just skip to the happy ending in my life. That way i dont have to worry about anything else major and work on the minor things in life or better.... RELAX for the first time in life! If i ever get to my "happily ever after" (which will be when i...
    Kzinlove Kzinlove 13-15, F Mar 3, 2011

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    Get Er Done

    Wouldn't it be great to just skip over all the heartaches and bullsh** that life dishes up and go straight to the happy ending part? I mean besides saving time we would be so much happier as individuals and also would function on a higher level. Just think of all the things that...
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 19 Responses Feb 13, 2008

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    Every day is a struggle. Passing thoughts of suicide but heck I don't want to go straight to hell for taking my life. I realized today things are getting harder for me stress and...
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    i see sparks fly whenever you smile. the song is redundant in my head right now. i love taylor's old songs, though her new songs are ok, depending. i just don't like the videos. I...
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    Good afternoon EPers So I want to be at peace and one way is to be grateful for what I am already blessed with... A little birdie told me yesterday that by being thankful more...
    toniyl toniyl 36-40, F 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    When you start to fall for someone, you might begin to ask yourself if they’re the one for you. Often we invest too much into a relationship that obvious was with the wrong...
    CupidsCronies CupidsCronies 26-30, F 21 hrs ago

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    Good evening EP ers As usual I come here to say what am I thankful for.... Well at the moment I'm thankful for good uninterrupted naps... What are you thankful for?
    toniyl toniyl 36-40, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I do...shes far away and weve broken off chatting, but I still think of her everyday and still want her. But I understand her reasons for going on and want her to be happy.
    tryme234 tryme234 51-55, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I am thankful for another day.... What are you thankful for?
    toniyl toniyl 36-40, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    .....i only use this tactic when dealing with street thugs or the 5-0. otherwise, if you are a "true" friend you don't have to give me anything and I'd be more than happy to give...
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I really like this boy named Sm1tty and he's amazing. I know he thinks I'm annoying and everything he dosent need. And that's okay because I'm not here to ask for help, I'm writing...
    ECESES ECESES 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    I'm sick of being able to make everyone else feel better except myself, with the B.P.D, the depression, the social anxiety, and the countless ****** up things that has happened in...
    Whackers Whackers 22-25, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Today I am thankful for the ability to express myself through my words Written and verbally.... What are you thankful for today? :)
    toniyl toniyl 36-40, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    one thing that i want to do right now, that is, to commit suicide. the feeling of "I am nothing/no one" always whispers inside my head... I am good at nothing.. nothing else but...
    louis813 louis813 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    Good afternoon EP I'm sharing as usual what I'm thankful for... Today is hard... My son of course has gone back to school and I have no true business to do... I'm watching TV...
    toniyl toniyl 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    Many years ago I was in the military, and I met this girl, and fell in love with her. She could catch an attitude in a split second! I wouldn't even know where it came from! One...
    mrey429 mrey429 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    Good morning EP ers Well another new day and each day is unique even though for me nothing really exciting happens. But wait as I listen outside my window I can't help but to...
    toniyl toniyl 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    Good afternoon EPers I'm on a quest of happiness! And I start each day off with being thankful for something... Today I am thankful for my intelligence. Intelligence is beauty...
    toniyl toniyl 36-40, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    What I see, I wish he would see in himself, he can be the most amazing most intellectual, kind, loving, sweet natured man when he unlocks his walls. He can be my world, my love, my...
    HisBeautifulDisaster HisBeautifulDisaster 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 25

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    Good morning! I want to be happy and I wake up stressed thinking something isn't right every morning. This is the most frustrating thing but as promised I will find something to...
    toniyl toniyl 36-40, F Aug 25

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    "Just what the hell is wrong with you", he was wondering if it was her? "I am sorry-" In that rummed up check of rage, he fitted for a grit of cigarette stick. "That kid, you are...
    Nayab101 Nayab101 22-25, F Aug 24

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    Good morning EPers Happy or not I'm here.... Each morning I'm here to say something I'm grateful for... I'm thankful to have a sweet son that I can can care for... Remembering at...
    toniyl toniyl 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 24

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