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I Want to Skip the Crap and Go Right to the Happy Ending

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 265 People

    Tired Of Everything Being Twisted?

    Life being all in knots twisted everywhere. What's the point? nothing ever seems to make sense. And if it does, it doesn't last for long. life just gets twisted far to easily. Just get past the drama, and get to the end? Far to easy to say. No wonder we cant do it in real life...
    Artemis17 Artemis17 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 19, 2010

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    Great Idea!

    I know, it's the journey that counts. I know, if you don't feel the pain you can't appreciate the happiness. You can't appreciate your prince charming if you haven't slept with a few a ssholes first. Blahblahblah. But seriously. I've been in two relationships with a ssholes now...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente 18-21, F Feb 19, 2011

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    But, Would I Know It If It Came?

     What exactly is a happy ending?  I know it when I read a book but life is so much more complicated than reading a novel.  The novel is well thought out but complete in and of itself while like is an amorphous life, morphing before your very eyes.  What you...
    dorobo dorobo 70+, M 7 Responses Sep 16, 2008

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    Wouldn't It Be Nice......

    But I know I would be missing out on alot of experiances and lessons I still gotta learn....... Still, its nice to dream
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M May 6, 2010

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    Yes I Would Like Too , But.....

    There are alot of things i wished i could have skipped but then i think isn't the things that happened the things that have made me think the way i do. Yes i want a "Happy Ending" but all the "crap" is what made me realize what Happy can be! Going thru the crap can make you...
    ou812310 ou812310 46-50, M 7 Responses Mar 28, 2012

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    You Know...

    This makes so much sense to me.  HOW many times must we go through the crap?  Really?  I've done it, been there...rocked the house, went home drunk.  Enough already with the crap.  I'm all in for the happy ending.  Where is the happy ending???
    Whym Whym 36-40, F 5 Responses Jun 6, 2010

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    Could Somebody Push Ff-button, Please?

    I'm so sick and tired to all the obstacles that seem to appear out of nowhere. I wish there would be a fast forward button in this movie that I could push, and skip all this crap! I want the fireworks, fanfares and a prince charming. Is that too much to ask?
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 14 Responses May 14, 2008

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    Parts and Pieces

    As per the comments on the other stories in this group.  Yes the events of our lives form who we are.  Most of the crap I'd have rather skipped wouldnt have been a good idea....I wouldnt have learned the lessons that I have. But...being the extremely impatient person...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 13, 2008

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    Waiting

    I've spent forever waiting. How much longer do I wait before i reach the happy ending?
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F 3 Responses Jun 15, 2009

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    There Is No Happy Ending.

    There's just an ending. Nothing more. Nothing less. Happiness is found in small moments and not in some grand payoff. Look around you and look within yourself. The number of those moments is as boundless as the universe. The possibility of happiness exists in the moment between...
    onlinegrandpa onlinegrandpa 61-65 9 Responses Nov 28, 2008

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    Enough With the Drama Already!

    An outwardly happy person, someone who lifts everyone's spirits just by his presence told me "Everyone's faking it.  No one is as happy as they appears to be, not all the time."  My mom said someone who is that happy all the time is either lying or too...
    NebulaNoxx NebulaNoxx 51-55, F 1 Response Aug 23, 2008

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    Get Er Done

    Wouldn't it be great to just skip over all the heartaches and bullsh** that life dishes up and go straight to the happy ending part? I mean besides saving time we would be so much happier as individuals and also would function on a higher level. Just think of all the things that...
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 19 Responses Feb 13, 2008

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    Too Many Jerks Out There

    Skipping to the happy ending sounds great.  I don't even want to get married, but finding someone that won't treat me like crap sounds like it would be good.
    SmotherMe SmotherMe 26-30, F Nov 16, 2008

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    Damn... Where The Hell Is The Fast Forward Button...???

    Its be so much better if i could just skip to the happy ending in my life. That way i dont have to worry about anything else major and work on the minor things in life or better.... RELAX for the first time in life! If i ever get to my "happily ever after" (which will be when i...
    Kzinlove Kzinlove 13-15, F Mar 3, 2011

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    Yes, But, Without the Lows How

    would we ever know the highs? If we didn't experience heartache & loss & suffering, as terrible as those things are, how would we know it when we were past those things? If we never knew loneliness would we be as fulfilled by another's company? Life's experiences enrich...
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 14, 2008

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    Can I Please!

    Oh, please let it be so. A lifelong dream ... slowly becoming a reality. I often ask this question of myself. Course I know why, I've set the time line on myself. Rightfully. But I can't help wish and wonder.
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 8 Responses Nov 28, 2008

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    Fast Forward

    what happens if the remote gets stuck
    hippiechicNmississip hippiechicNmississip 36-40 Oct 9, 2008

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