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I Want to Skip the Crap and Go Right to the Happy Ending

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    Too Many Jerks Out There

    Skipping to the happy ending sounds great.  I don't even want to get married, but finding someone that won't treat me like crap sounds like it would be good.
    SmotherMe SmotherMe 26-30, F Nov 16, 2008

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    Yes I Would Like Too , But.....

    There are alot of things i wished i could have skipped but then i think isn't the things that happened the things that have made me think the way i do. Yes i want a "Happy Ending" but all the "crap" is what made me realize what Happy can be! Going thru the crap can make you...
    ou812310 ou812310 46-50, M 7 Responses Mar 28, 2012

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    Can I Please!

    Oh, please let it be so. A lifelong dream ... slowly becoming a reality. I often ask this question of myself. Course I know why, I've set the time line on myself. Rightfully. But I can't help wish and wonder.
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 8 Responses Nov 28, 2008

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    Get Er Done

    Wouldn't it be great to just skip over all the heartaches and bullsh** that life dishes up and go straight to the happy ending part? I mean besides saving time we would be so much happier as individuals and also would function on a higher level. Just think of all the things that...
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 19 Responses Feb 13, 2008

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    Damn... Where The Hell Is The Fast Forward Button...???

    Its be so much better if i could just skip to the happy ending in my life. That way i dont have to worry about anything else major and work on the minor things in life or better.... RELAX for the first time in life! If i ever get to my "happily ever after" (which will be when i...
    Kzinlove Kzinlove 13-15, F Mar 3, 2011

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    You Know...

    This makes so much sense to me.  HOW many times must we go through the crap?  Really?  I've done it, been there...rocked the house, went home drunk.  Enough already with the crap.  I'm all in for the happy ending.  Where is the happy ending???
    Whym Whym 36-40, F 5 Responses Jun 6, 2010

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    Enough With the Drama Already!

    An outwardly happy person, someone who lifts everyone's spirits just by his presence told me "Everyone's faking it.  No one is as happy as they appears to be, not all the time."  My mom said someone who is that happy all the time is either lying or too...
    NebulaNoxx NebulaNoxx 51-55, F 1 Response Aug 23, 2008

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    Tired Of Everything Being Twisted?

    Life being all in knots twisted everywhere. What's the point? nothing ever seems to make sense. And if it does, it doesn't last for long. life just gets twisted far to easily. Just get past the drama, and get to the end? Far to easy to say. No wonder we cant do it in real life...
    Artemis17 Artemis17 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 19, 2010

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    Could Somebody Push Ff-button, Please?

    I'm so sick and tired to all the obstacles that seem to appear out of nowhere. I wish there would be a fast forward button in this movie that I could push, and skip all this crap! I want the fireworks, fanfares and a prince charming. Is that too much to ask?
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 14 Responses May 14, 2008

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    Great Idea!

    I know, it's the journey that counts. I know, if you don't feel the pain you can't appreciate the happiness. You can't appreciate your prince charming if you haven't slept with a few a ssholes first. Blahblahblah. But seriously. I've been in two relationships with a ssholes now...
    JojaRodenaLente JojaRodenaLente 18-21, F Feb 19, 2011

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    Wouldn't It Be Nice......

    But I know I would be missing out on alot of experiances and lessons I still gotta learn....... Still, its nice to dream
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 26-30, M May 6, 2010

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    Parts and Pieces

    As per the comments on the other stories in this group.  Yes the events of our lives form who we are.  Most of the crap I'd have rather skipped wouldnt have been a good idea....I wouldnt have learned the lessons that I have. But...being the extremely impatient person...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 13, 2008

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    Yes, But, Without the Lows How

    would we ever know the highs? If we didn't experience heartache & loss & suffering, as terrible as those things are, how would we know it when we were past those things? If we never knew loneliness would we be as fulfilled by another's company? Life's experiences enrich...
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 14, 2008

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    Waiting

    I've spent forever waiting. How much longer do I wait before i reach the happy ending?
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F 3 Responses Jun 15, 2009

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    Fast Forward

    what happens if the remote gets stuck
    hippiechicNmississip hippiechicNmississip 36-40 Oct 9, 2008

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    There Is No Happy Ending.

    There's just an ending. Nothing more. Nothing less. Happiness is found in small moments and not in some grand payoff. Look around you and look within yourself. The number of those moments is as boundless as the universe. The possibility of happiness exists in the moment between...
    onlinegrandpa onlinegrandpa 61-65 9 Responses Nov 28, 2008

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    I had someone ask me 'what makes you angry' but 'what makes me happy' made me think more. Anger I can easily identify with it's tight throat, searing heat flashes. It's a very...
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    I want to be a vegan because I cannot deny that dairy is produced unethically and that animals suffer incredibly so I can have my cheese pizza. The right thing to do would not be...
    honestlyanonymouslyme honestlyanonymouslyme 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    [x]Smoked A Cigarette [x] Smoked A Cigar [] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [x] Are / Been In Love [] Dumped someone [] Been Fired [] Been In A Fist Fight [x] Had A Crush On An...
    nicholas25 nicholas25 26-30, M 2 hrs ago

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    [X] Smoked A Cigarette [X] Smoked A Cigar [X] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [ ] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped someone [ ] Been Fired [ ] Been In A Fist Fight...
    TexasPuckBunny TexasPuckBunny 41-45, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Dear future self, We both know that pointless niceties mean nothing to us. So, I'll get straight to the point. What have you done? Can you honestly say that you're happy with the...
    PianoChan PianoChan 18-21, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    1. people who take up handicap spots on busses and parking lots when they're perfectly capable 2. people who post selfies online with captions that are degrading to themselves, or...
    Awesg Awesg 18-21, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    A Bit About Me 1. Name? David 2. Male or female? Male 3. Were you named after anyone? No 4. Does your name mean anything? Beloved 5. Nick Names: ... 6. What do you think you...
    ambroseguy80 ambroseguy80 46-50, M 6 hrs ago

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    Just a quiet boat ride watching the setting sun makes me happy!!
    dgob1 dgob1 41-45, M 10 hrs ago

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    [X] Smoked A Cigarette [X] Smoked A Cigar [X] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped someone [X] Been Fired [X] Been In A Fist Fight [] Had A Crush On An...
    RadicalCollisionKaitlynn RadicalCollisionKaitlynn 18-21, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    20 years of living on this crap planet, I realise no one gives a sh*t about me. I just want to die whether its natural or unnatural, at least I'd be too dead to even care about how...
    JamesAnthonyCarter1994 JamesAnthonyCarter1994 18-21, M 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I know it's going to get worse but right now, I'm happy. Euphoric, to be exact. I feel like grinning and reading and doing things. My appetite has come back after weeks.
    EvanescentIridescent EvanescentIridescent 16-17, F 11 hrs ago

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    [X] Smoked A Cigarette [] Smoked A Cigar [X] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped someone [] Been Fired [X] Been In A Fist Fight [X ] Had A Crush On An...
    macabre00 macabre00 26-30, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    I'd really like a guy best friend. I bond more with men than girls and finding a girl best friend is a chore. Most girls are two faced these days :/ I like gaming a lot, I love...
    badluck3imi badluck3imi 18-21, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    I found this neat list in on some profiles so here's my version: [√]Smoked A Cigarette [√] Smoked A Cigar [√] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [√] Are / Been In Love...
    jenndee jenndee 36-40, F 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    [] Smoked A Cigarette [] Smoked A Cigar (1 puff if that counts) [X] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Have Been In Love [X] Dumped someone [X] Been Fired []Been In A Fist Fight...
    MrsRusty MrsRusty 31-35, F 2 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    I feel like I'm pretty innocent. [X] Smoked A Cigarette [X] Smoked A Cigar (1 puff if that counts) [X] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Have Been In Love [X] Dumped someone...
    nicolieflowergirlie nicolieflowergirlie 18-21, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    What I've done so far...most of which I'd do all over again 😀 [X] Smoked A Cigarette [X] Smoked A Cigar [X] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Have Been In Love [X] Dumped...
    cmyk323 cmyk323 36-40, F 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    What I've done so far... [X] Smoked A Cigarette(s) - In 6th grade and almost burned my home down... [X] Smoked A Cigar [ ] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Have Been In Love...
    TheOriginalSkittle TheOriginalSkittle 41-45, F 19 hrs ago

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    Elliott, You are the love of my life.The past people i have dated dont compare to you, no one will.i dream about you most nights and we always have a happy ending and i honestly...
    shadowgothicgirl shadowgothicgirl 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Hi I know I'm only 14, but to be honest I don't care I want to put out my opinion. I say "Love who you want to Love" it doesn't matter who you are. I want you to be happy. I want...
    AbbieSmiles AbbieSmiles 13-15, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    9 — She's got nine fancy pillows on our bed And we've got towels she won't let anyone get wet No, I don't get her Cry — She always cries at happy endings on TV She even cries...
    Johnviolinist823 Johnviolinist823 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    UGH!! I want to cut right now. I get made fun of in school for having autism. This one girl keeps bullying me an hitting me I cant anymore. UGH!!! Holding a razor right now.
    NaomiSarah1 NaomiSarah1 18-21, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    I want to look into your eyes and say I love you. I want to wrap my arms around you and never let go of you. I want to be the only one to you. I want to be the one to make you feel...
    amrosi amrosi 13-15, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    i really want to be high on life, i know that deep under the cynicism and the sarcasm, and being too cool for school. I am a naturally optimistic happy and giggling person. This is...
    ackleholic ackleholic 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I just want to hand out roses in the middle of a busy street and bring a smile to someone's face. Im just too shy ahaha
    Falloutsos Falloutsos 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

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    For as long as I could remember everything has always been a struggle. Even now everything is a struggle, I don't know what it feels like to not struggle. I just want to escape it...
    chy08 chy08 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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