I Want To Start Urban Legends About Prominent Republicans

Why should Glenn Beck and the birthers have all the fun? Let's start a few urban legends of our own! 13 People

    Glenn Beck Can't Find His Penis

    This is a tragic story that should have even Beck’s detractors feeling sympathy for him, and understanding better his need to attack a virile man like President Obama. This story began during his single semester as a theology major at Yale. It seems that some sorority...
    EvesHarvest EvesHarvest
    56-60, F
    6 Responses Feb 11, 2010

    Sarah Palin Is The Love Child Of Pat Robertson And Ann Coulter

    I know it is hard to believe, but Ann Coulter was frozen through cryogenics back in the early 70s because she feared aging.  In the late 90s, they managed to thaw out most everything but her heart and parts of her face (that’s why her face has that odd mask look to...
    EvesHarvest EvesHarvest
    56-60, F
    43 Responses Feb 11, 2010

    Sarah Palin Moved To Alaska To Be Closer To Vladimir Putin

    with whom she is totally in love .... and desires to be his mistress.  I have this on the highest authority.....
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Feb 11, 2010
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