for all who are ninjas, who want to be ninjas, or just like chuck norris.
than a high priest vatican assasin warlock and that's Chuck Norris!
It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
cream, he makes ice scream.
you can only catch 386 Pokemon. In the same game, Chuck Norris can catch all 719 Pokemon. With a Pokeball.
and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
when I was real young. What a great show that was. I always loved when walker kicked the bad guys ***. Now I'm wondering how can you a hold of this guy lol
but came to realize that he doesn't need weapons. They were originally called Non-Chucks after Chuck discarded it.
as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.
milkshake is a raw porterhouse doused in diesel fuel, 2 human souls, 5 1/2 tbsp of giraffe blood and 1 egg
but he always wins. If he lost, the save file would get corrupted for unexplained reasons.
He throws terrified Ninjas who throw ninja stars for him.
the ninjas took him for one of their own.
if you are Chuck Norris. This is of course impossible. Chuck would never allow someone like him to co-exist alongside him.
for something, things appear from nothing for him.
..Chuck Norris can see and hear you every second, minute and hour each day.
it comes back with a beer.
but I would appreciate if Chuck Norris taught me more.
I will be a ninja. It's only a matter of time, it's not a question of 'if'. The only if's involved are whether my parents can be persuaded to pay for them, or if I will have to wait till I am on my own and have a job. It will be glorious, too. I will finally live my dream...
I m not sure though , what his profile photo and nickname would be like
but Chuck Norris can punch thru solid diamond.
it's a mutated, ninja-cat that has a thirst for innocent blood.
because they know Chuck Norris rules the land.
he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".