for all who are ninjas, who want to be ninjas, or just like chuck norris.
Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
the ninjas took him for one of their own.
I m not sure though , what his profile photo and nickname would be like
if you are Chuck Norris. This is of course impossible. Chuck would never allow someone like him to co-exist alongside him.
because they know Chuck Norris rules the land.
but he always wins. If he lost, the save file would get corrupted for unexplained reasons.
..Chuck Norris can see and hear you every second, minute and hour each day.
for something, things appear from nothing for him.
when I was real young. What a great show that was. I always loved when walker kicked the bad guys ***. Now I'm wondering how can you a hold of this guy lol
It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
it's a mutated, ninja-cat that has a thirst for innocent blood.
cream, he makes ice scream.
as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.
and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
I will be a ninja. It's only a matter of time, it's not a question of 'if'. The only if's involved are whether my parents can be persuaded to pay for them, or if I will have to wait till I am on my own and have a job. It will be glorious, too. I will finally live my dream...
milkshake is a raw porterhouse doused in diesel fuel, 2 human souls, 5 1/2 tbsp of giraffe blood and 1 egg
it comes back with a beer.
you can only catch 386 Pokemon. In the same game, Chuck Norris can catch all 719 Pokemon. With a Pokeball.
He throws terrified Ninjas who throw ninja stars for him.
but I would appreciate if Chuck Norris taught me more.
but came to realize that he doesn't need weapons. They were originally called Non-Chucks after Chuck discarded it.
but Chuck Norris can punch thru solid diamond.
than a high priest vatican assasin warlock and that's Chuck Norris!
he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.