for all who are ninjas, who want to be ninjas, or just like chuck norris.
cream, he makes ice scream.
but I would appreciate if Chuck Norris taught me more.
if you are Chuck Norris. This is of course impossible. Chuck would never allow someone like him to co-exist alongside him.
for something, things appear from nothing for him.
it comes back with a beer.
It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
He throws terrified Ninjas who throw ninja stars for him.
I m not sure though , what his profile photo and nickname would be like
but he always wins. If he lost, the save file would get corrupted for unexplained reasons.
and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
because they know Chuck Norris rules the land.
as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.
but Chuck Norris can punch thru solid diamond.
it's a mutated, ninja-cat that has a thirst for innocent blood.
..Chuck Norris can see and hear you every second, minute and hour each day.
when I was real young. What a great show that was. I always loved when walker kicked the bad guys ***. Now I'm wondering how can you a hold of this guy lol
Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
you can only catch 386 Pokemon. In the same game, Chuck Norris can catch all 719 Pokemon. With a Pokeball.
milkshake is a raw porterhouse doused in diesel fuel, 2 human souls, 5 1/2 tbsp of giraffe blood and 1 egg
the ninjas took him for one of their own.
than a high priest vatican assasin warlock and that's Chuck Norris!
I will be a ninja. It's only a matter of time, it's not a question of 'if'. The only if's involved are whether my parents can be persuaded to pay for them, or if I will have to wait till I am on my own and have a job. It will be glorious, too. I will finally live my dream...
but came to realize that he doesn't need weapons. They were originally called Non-Chucks after Chuck discarded it.
he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.