For ALL the non-UK people that have a bit of a problem - sometimes - with our lingo....Oooops....I mean, our English..... 184 People
How I Dont Want Uk To Get Any More Bad Habits - ok the Internet we have to give them that Microsoft. Us Brits have Children(KIds) 9 or 10 going to school with Mobile phones(cellphones) when they are studying Maths(math) we have 4 terms(somesters) a year. yes i opened my cars...
defoekeane 0 Feb 2
Just Another User... - I want the knowledge if only to totally click with the IT Crowd and Dr. Who :) Thanks guys!
deleted 1 Response 1 Jun 10, 2011
"Cheesed Off" :) - The phrase "cheesed off" is sometimes associated to mean "fed up"
welshbabe 39 Responses 3 May 21, 2011
Livin Ower T' Brush - A term to describe a couple living toghether who are not married.
Gaz7 5 Responses 3 May 27, 2011
Blimey - Blimey - An exclamation of surprise. Comparable to, "My goodness!" My Grandad used to say "Gor Blimey" or "Cor Blimey". It's a corruption of the oath God Blind Me. Also "God Blimey".
NatalieMacaulay 1 Aug 24, 2012
Sayings From The South West - Just a couple of sayings I have become aware of since moving to the South West from Essex in the East Insted of asking "where are you?" People here ask "where you too" For a job well done in Cornwall it's "a proper job" they even had a beer called...
Eastsaxon 7 Responses 1 Jun 25, 2011
Scottish Slang - All of these are used in Scotland. (Well Ayrshire anyway)Aye- a term of acceptance, another word for yesKen- not the bloke down the street, it means knowJammy- not a type of sandwich, can mean dodgy or lucky eg Celtic scored a jammy last minute winner, those...
DiapersNo1 2 Aug 8, 2011
Heres Some I Know - Myther-To annoy or bother some one eg Stop mythering me! Arlarse-Being so sly your being an arse to them Nowt-nothing (can be changed with owt and ewt frequently) eg You doing owt?
jawdrop 2 Responses 0 May 28, 2011
Hmm... I Will Find Something On The Net.... - Adam & Eve = Believe (as in would you Adam & Eve it?!?) Duke of York = Fork Alan Whickers = Knickers Jam Jar = Car Apples & Pears = Stairs Pen & Ink = Stink (as in it pen & inks in here...
mother1983 19 Responses 4 Oct 17, 2011
frame Thissen - This is used all the time in our house meaning get a move on or hurry yourself up.
Gaz7 4 Responses 1 May 23, 2011
Uk Slang - "Gobshite" A derogatory term that is given to someone who is idiotic and mouthy. :)
ChilledVibe 0 Apr 6, 2012
"Kicked The Bucket" - Another, slang word for someone, who has sadly passed on, is "kicked the bucket"!!! I would love to know, where some of the origins of these slang words come!
welshbabe 14 Responses 1 Oct 17, 2011
Passionate About English - hello guys, years ago i started to learn english, just as a whim. soon i became passionate about it and recently i moved to england (southampton). i do love english accents from all over the country. id love to meet someone i could speak to, listening...
duclayton 1 Response 0 Aug 3, 2012
Numpty. - Numpty originated in Scotland, it means to be an idiot, it's one of my favorite words as it's so descriptive!
Illiteratetroll 3 Apr 4, 2012
There Are Some More Of The U.K Slangs. - Argy-bargy = Heated Argument Dodgy = Suspect (as in "that looks a bit dodgy") Rabbit (verb) = To Chat On and On Agro = Hassle Lad = Boy Sleeping Policeman = Speed Bump Back of Beyond = Middle...
mother1983 3 Nov 18
Mouth! :D :D <> - Sometimes i say to my grandson! "wow!! you have a big gob" or shut your lil mush! lol Both are slang words for the mouth lol
welshbabe 4 Responses 2 Nov 2, 2011
Darbeeshir Dialect - I thought Id try to write something phonetically in my native tongue. First a few words jitty - a small alleyway aya - have you asta - have you gorra - got a Then a short written piece - very random! a wer walking downt road an saw a dog, he wer...
thebrightdazzler 4 Responses 2 Sep 25, 2011
Nose :D :D <> - The slang words for the nose are; snitch, conk concord lol these are the only three i can think of! lol
welshbabe 5 Responses 0 Nov 2, 2011
Gobshite - This term is used to describe someone who talks a lot but doesn't say anything of any value!
Gaz7 19 Responses 3 Jul 2, 2011
Popped Is Cloggs - A term used to describe someone who as died! The term comes from Lancashire, when someone was about to die or had died their cloggs would be taken to the pawnbrokers because they would not be needing them anymore hence popping your cloggs.
Gaz7 11 Responses 4 Jun 11, 2011
Capped - Meaning surprised, I never use this but my dads allus saying i'll be capped wi missen someday,
Gaz7 11 Responses 1 May 25, 2011
"Pegged It" - Pegged it, is another, "slang" word for some one who has sadly passed! on! awe awful words, to use i know! But there, "some people, use this word"!
welshbabe 8 Responses 4 Oct 17, 2011
Minced - Usually used when completely and utterly fatigued or drunk beyond belief (probably more so the the latter :D )
ChilledVibe 0 Apr 6, 2012
Some More - Dual Carriageway Adam and Eve-Believe Ace-Something thats brilliant Aggro-Aggression. Like he has too much aggro Bladdered-very drunk
jawdrop 2 Responses 0 Jun 16, 2011
Cockney Banter - Lets get down to the Brass tacts, i love abit of cockney banter, it all started when i was doing abit of bird, when i got out i was oborasic lint. So i thought its about time i pulled my almonds up or else i would be brown bread in a couple of years, so i headed...
deleted 2 Responses 0 Sep 10, 2011
Rhyming Slang - skin and blister ....... sister. dog and bone............ telephone gregory peck.................check there is soooooooo much more that i dont know so feel free to add your own
soulman9 8 Responses 0 May 22, 2011
Having A Crush On My English Teacher - Hey guys. I read a lot of stories about students being in love with their teachers... and I just need some advice. I just want to give a little excuse before I start telling my story: I'm a german student and my english skills might not be...
havingalittlecrushonyou 2 Responses 3 Nov 21
I'm In Love With My Teacher - I'm only 13. Honestly way to young to be in this situation. It started in 6th grade. He was was my Math teacher. My favorite class. But I hated him. Everything was too easy and I took pleasure in conversing with my friends. Of course he hated it and...
Kissmeback 3 Responses 4 Dec 1
Jewish/Italian School Teacher Kidnaps Me - I was a black American Highschool student in a NYC public school and I was very athletic for a 18 year old black kid...My grades were excellent and My health teacher was a 5'8" Jewish/Italian woman named Ms. Berlin and she was gorgeous...
abbabyj 1 Nov 21
Teacher Crush - At the beginning of the year which was 4 months ago, a few teachers left & new obes came to replace them. However, my Geography teacher stood out from the others... He has blue eyes, dark hair & he's tall. Honestly, when I came out of my Language Corridors...
AngelikaLott 2 Responses 5 Nov 24
Light Of My Life......My Teacher.... - . He is good looking,tall, funny, nice, an awesome teacher and soon I found out, he had the most purest and most tender heart i ever came across. So yeah, I've been in love with my literature/english for more than an year now and instead of...
confusedlittykitty 1 Response 2 Nov 28
Male Elementary Teacher - I am a new teacher, and I love my job. I teach sixth grade and look forward to going in each day. I just started teaching this year, it is a tough job, but I love it. College does not prepare you for all the challenges that arise. I teach in a small...
glennr515 2 Dec 2
In Love With My Science Teacher - I'm in love with my science teacher, Mr. Tibbetts.. I'm only in 7th grade.. I had a crush on my 5th grade teacher also. But there is something about this teacher that I can't get out of my head,. He's perfect.. He may be in his 30-40's . But...
Bubbly1432 1 Response 0 Nov 25
I Don't Want A Relationship With Him - Hey guys(: This is something I realized awhile ago but I don't think I ever officially told you guys! Alright so if you have read my stories on here, you can see that I like one of my professors (I also think he likes me back!). This being...
pnktiger09 2 Responses 3 Nov 27
Teachers' Day Rehearsal / Awkward Moment - Well , this is not a new story but somehow I just remembered about it. Well my friend and I were rehearsing our song for the teachers' day program and we were like singing in a choir.. Other girls sang in soprano , others sang in...
HereIsToNeverGrowingUp 2 Responses 2 Nov 30
I Think I Am In Love With My Teacher - So, I am completely new at this EP thing so please bear with me! Alright... I am a 17 year old junior in high school and I have this one teacher who is like an angel. Some background on him: he is 34 years young, divorced and has 3 kids...
OldSoul13 4 Responses 8 Nov 24
How To Make Your Teacher Pee - In art, i spilled a pot full of water gor cleaning brushes. I stayed bejind to clear up but my teacher was silent. I carried on, getting more and more excited. Would my teacher do it? Wouls she dare? Yup, she would. I thought as her hands grabbed...
izzy56 0 Dec 2
Anyone Else Out There Who Wants To Talk? - He's 11 years older than me and teaches Science. I struggled with depression and thoughts of suicide until I met him. He saved my life. However, he's my teacher and nothing will come of it. If there's anyone out there in the sameish...
SingleYetTaken 4 Responses 0 Nov 18
I Love My Teacher. - Hi! Im 14 years old and I really love my teacher. Its crazy I know but I really do love him. His eyes, his sarcasm, his everything! He is literally the cutest person I have ever met. I really wish he would feel the same. He's in his mid 20s and as far as I...
2514iloveyou 0 Nov 25
Rumors About My Teacher - so now everyone is saying that the teacher i like has a crush on me because he pays special attention to me in class so basicly i need advice (again) cos i don't know if it is true or not ??????? any advice on what to do would be appreciated.
crazynerdgirl18 3 Responses 3 Nov 20
Female Teacher - I am one of America's educators in our public school system. I teach at a local university in the area of political science. I love my job so much and is very rewarding to me to have served in giving back to my local community. My student tell me how much...
interracialblacklover 0 Nov 22
Teacher - I have a really huge crush on my teacher! I know he's married and all, but I still do :/
sykepleierstud07 2 Responses 1 Nov 25
My Student Teacher Part 4 - This morning I was walking in the hall and made a turn around the corner and Mr. J was too but in the opposite direction and said, "Hi Melissa!" I thought to myself, "Flawless victory!!!!!". In history today we had a Geography Bee and Mr. F (the real...
Missy3210 1 Response 0 Dec 3
I love my teacher #2 - You might want to read my other story before you read this one :) I ran into Mr F again and I swear I saw him blush when he talked to me but I wasn't sure if that’s what happened or I imagined it. I do know that he gets more perfect each day. I was...
SassyAngel145 2 Responses 4 Dec 4
My Student Teacher Part 5 - In history we're talking about slavery, and yesterday Mr. J asked, "Does anyone remember the (I can't remember the first word) rights, we talked about this earlier this year?" I was the only one to raise my hand and when he called on me I said, "People...
Missy3210 4 Responses 2 Dec 5
My Social Studies teacher - Ok. So Im not actually In LOVE with him, but I do love him a lot. He is my Social Studies teacher. He is smart, good looking and VERY nice. Besides, he's had an amazing life. I mean, he's a hippie without the drugs, lol. He has lived EVERYWHERE plus...
JuliBeatles 1 Response 2 Dec 8
I Want To Be Closer To Him. - Ever since my encounter with demons and knowing for a fact that God is real and true; all I want is to be closer to Him. Even if it means sacrificing my whole life to please Him. God and Jesus are all I want and all I'll ever want. I want to give...
Destinyyy 0 Nov 24
I Wanted To Lose Weight For So Long! - During high school, I was short and chunky. I constantly thought people were making fun of me anytime they were staring my way. It led to me being really insecure, to the point where I would walk the halls with my head down because I didn't...
jaucoin90 2 Responses 0 Nov 25
Kind Mistress To Teach Me? - I'm totally new to this. I am 14 yo and don't want anything sexual at all. I would like to know more about this lifestyle and be treated like a pet. I am a young puppy. So yeah...Uh comment or message me if interested. Mistresses only please I'm a...
Ginnylovegood 3 Responses 5 Nov 27
I Want To Change - So... My life has been very dramatic. I have suffered to much, and got used to lived suffering and that nothing good would be happening to me. I took a really bad attitude toward life. I just got out of depression because I had amazing friends (they are still...
manufox1 2 Responses 1 Nov 18
Sometimes I Just Want To Leave. - Go far, far away, to a place where nobody knew me, where I would be a complete stranger, and where I would be free to do anything, anytime. My life has been very good, I can't complain at all, but... It doesn't feel like something that I deserve...
Matt200 1 Response 1 Nov 18
I Want To Be Your Dog - I'm a 19 year old boy who likes to be a dog. I would want to have a master to love and obey. Maybe sometime in real life but to start with just over Skype. Let me know if you're interested in being my master.
puppyboyy 0 Nov 18
I Want To Be Pregnant - I've wanted kids since before I can remember. To me, there's nothing sexier than the thought of a man ******* into my womb until it's impossible for me not to be pregnant. I want to see my belly swell with a new life and feel it moving and kicking.
Katchaos 7 Responses 11 Nov 18
I Want To Have Kids - I want to have five kids...seriously. I love kids. I work at a daycare part time. Im a natural with them. I really really want a girl. Three girls and two boys. But I want to do it right and get married first. I don't want to disappoint my parents. When I...
KiannaJ 1 Response 2 Nov 18
I Want To Fall In Love - broke up with my ex bf about 10 month ago after i caught him pants down with a friend of mine but just decided to move on with my life because am tired of doing things alone..i want to feel loved and fall in love again
combsw18 2 Responses 0 Nov 18
I Want To Make Friends - During my whole life, I've never had much friends, because I was judged ugly, so my schoolmates made me suffering and mortified: I always felt inappropriate, I was convinced there is something wrong with me.When I went to middle school, I was so angry...
Fatdeepdream 3 Responses 1 Nov 18
Why Do I Want To Be Tied Up So Bad? - So I'm only 15, and I have a boyfriend of 1 year and 2 months. Since I am so young we're never really sexual with each other because I don't want to do things that is regret. But for some reason I always daydream about us having sex and him...
thisblondegirl 1 Response 1 Nov 18
Who Wants To Live Like The Natuve Americans - Im just asking who wants to make a new native american tribe and live like the native americans you have to live in nc and no pervs people
rmann2212 0 Nov 19
And I Want It To Begin Nonsexually For Once. - I'm off to get some bloodwork done now. I'd love to come home to some interesting new people wanting in my circle and some cool messages from cool people. I'm begging actually, quite desperate here.
soldiergirl24 7 Responses 5 Nov 19