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    Well That Just Dills My Pickle!

    That boy’s more slippery than snot on a glass doorknob.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 25, 2011

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    Some Slang I Grew Up With Here In Texas

    "It's colder than a witches ***." It's really cold "Big as all hell and half of Texas." Really big "The Engines runnin',but there ain't anybody driven'" he/she is not very smart "He/she ain't wrapped too tight" He/she is mentally unstable "I hope to be kicked to death by...
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses May 26, 2011

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    Yonder

    Go down yonder and wretch me a whoopin' stick off dat ol hick'ry, you'uns are fixin ta get yourselves an old fashioned understandin. Trasnslation: Go down there and get me a switch off of that tree because I'm going to use it to teach you all a lesson straight across your...
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul 41-45, F 20 Responses May 25, 2011

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    Adding To Southern Thunder's List

    Bitter Half/ Better Half.... This is a relationship! Usually a marriage or long time relationship. Man= bitter half, woman= better half! Although, depending on who is speakin, this occationally gets switched when addressing someone in question about their 'other' half.Example...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 7 Responses Jun 16, 2011

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    Skedaddle

    got told this a lot as a kid.. means to run or make haste. grandma used to say.. "you boys better skedaddle or i am gunna get the switch!!"
    CopperCoil CopperCoil 36-40, M 6 Responses May 25, 2011

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    Maybe This Fits.....

    This seems to be just a southern thing and not necessarily a country thing but round here "a Coke" covers any carbonated cola type beverage. Not "pop" Not "soda" Coke
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 25, 2011

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    Hunky Dory! Lol :D

    Oooh! i am just "Hunky Dory" , meaning! oh! yes! i am just great, fine, alright! lol
    welshbabe welshbabe 46-50, F 14 Responses Jun 5, 2011

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