Go down yonder and wretch me a whoopin' stick off dat ol hick'ry, you'uns are fixin ta get yourselves an old fashioned understandin.
Trasnslation: Go down there and get me a switch off of that tree because I'm going to use it to teach you all a lesson straight across your...
"It's colder than a witches ***."
It's really cold
"Big as all hell and half of Texas."
"The Engines runnin',but there ain't anybody driven'"
he/she is not very smart
"He/she ain't wrapped too tight"
He/she is mentally unstable
"I hope to be kicked to death by...