UK. He was so happy that he
ordered MY MUM to slaughter
two chicken's for celebration.
We popped champagne . Now
am thinking of how to tell him
it was April fool after eating
please advice me
to eg breakfast cereal. it speeds up metabolism etc. feeling virtuous in the morning I get bran flakes cereal to eat then unscrew the top of the spice jar sprinkle powder and start to eat. this cereal tastes a bit 'hot' and spicy I think. hmm. I look later. I added smoked...
one morning my daughter and I were having breakfast and she wanted to get down from her high chair, so I let her. The next thing I know she was under the table and when I checked to see what she was doing, right when I yelled her name she spit out a dead cockroach that she put...
Barbie and ken had only been dating for a short time,
when barbie found out she was expecting, which you knew that was gonna eventually happen, as every time you saw barbie she was covered in hickies, trailer trash that she is. Anyway ken decided to move in with barbie. I mean...
butterfinger bites and I coulda swore it was empty. I set it down next to me on my bed and got up to do something when I came back I set on it. by the time I realized my mistake it was completely melted and all over my skirt and sheets.
and my dad had a pigs brain in his hand he said to me sister "pearl, look how small this pigs brain is" she yelled at him and said "daddy! Don't say that! Pigs start with p and pearl starts with p, so you're calling ME stupid :(" lol
play written by the drama director. it was about a white girl and a black boy who fall in love in the south in the 50s and experience condemnation by the townsfolk. I was cast as the lead girl. My friend at the time, Reno, was cast as the lead boy. he was very funny and made...
because I've been watching too many horror movies lol!
My daughter woke up one morning, it was 3 and I gave her stuffed animal to her but she didn't want it so my sleepy mind was telling me that maybe the animal was haunted or what-not and it was hurting my daughter. So I...