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I Want to Tell You a Silly Joke

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    What Do You Call....

    What do you call an elephant in the refrigerator?...............Stuck!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 9, 2011

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    Did You Hear...?

    Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who sat by the fire? ... He melted. Did you hear about the dog called Joiner? ...He made a bolt for the door. Did you hear about the dog called Carpenter? ...He was always doing little jobs about the house. Did you hear about the cannibal...
    Gladtobescottish Gladtobescottish 61-65, M Apr 12, 2013

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    Can Cats See In The Dark?

    Can cats see in the dark? Yes... ...but they have trouble holding the flashlight! *meow* =^.^=
    littlekittyslave01 littlekittyslave01 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 4, 2011

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    My Second Silly Joke

    I guy woke up in the hospitable and the doctor said I have some good news and some bad news for you. The guy said – well give me the bad news first and the doctor said – you were in a terrible car crash and we had to amputate both of your legs. The guy said &ndash...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M Aug 17, 2009

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    The Energizer Bunny Got Arrested

    And was charged with battery.
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 3 Responses Jan 20, 2010

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    My Silly Joke

    A guy was at the doctors and the doctor told him he had a tape worm. Then the doctor told him don’t eat breakfast tomorrow and come to my office at 8:00 am with 3 cheese sandwiches, 2 chocolate covered cherries and a hammer. The next day at 8:00 am the doctor told the guy...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 16, 2009

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    Someone tell me a joke please I'm bored
    klain45 klain45 26-30, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    You call me goody two shoes? You say that I have people fooled by my being nice? I believe you implied sweet in your ranting and raving story. I am soooo flattered when you say...
    OneEPGirl OneEPGirl 70+, F 3 Responses Mar 23

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    I hateeeeee when people just say I love you just to say it or to get what they want! If you don't genuinely love that person, don't say it. I had an ex say he loved me and could...
    93rp 93rp 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    SIF'S GOLDEN HAIR: HOW LOKI WROUGHT MISCHIEF IN ASGARD ALL who dwelt in Asgard, the Æsir and the Asyniur, who were the Gods and the Goddesses, and the Vanir, who were the friends...
    ThorsonOfEarthHammer ThorsonOfEarthHammer 26-30, M 2 Responses Apr 11

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    Heyy, Soo.. I just wanted to tell you some facts about myself 😊 My name's Candie, I'm 17 from Georgia 😋 I plan on becoming an actress and a singer ☺️ I love Teen Wolf...
    CandieDiCaprio CandieDiCaprio 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    Message me and I'll tell you:)
    Wishingtobegone Wishingtobegone 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    I done one silly mistake in my life, and it gets magnified. I think to myself and wonder when it will end. I don't like feeling like this; the nights without sleep, meals you don't...
    J3ssii3 J3ssii3 22-25, F Mar 31

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    I am all for suprises, believe me I would love a good old surprise which involves me not thinking at all. But when you start to think, then that surprise has just made green with...
    vipinkadavil vipinkadavil 22-25 Apr 10

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    Well this is some long introduction of me or things about me. So let's start :-) Im Mj an asian girl who have seen many bad things in life. I have done so many mistakes in my life...
    PartyPoison04 PartyPoison04 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    -I want to see what's its like to be a boy -I dream in grey and red -I like breasts -I like biting and licking people -I loveee when people let me brush thier hair -I always tell...
    HappilyGloomy HappilyGloomy 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    I would never ever tell someone I love them, if I didn't love them. I don't think it is right to tell someone you love them, when you really don't. "love" is not a word I throw...
    NYSlilAngel NYSlilAngel 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 29

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    THE DWELLERS IN ASGARD FAR AWAY AND LONG AGO ONCE there was another Sun and another Moon; a different Sun and a different Moon from the ones we see now. Sol was the name of that...
    ThorsonOfEarthHammer ThorsonOfEarthHammer 26-30, M Apr 10

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    Rare but Real... I suffer with "Sunshine Sadness/Summer Sad" It is seasonal affective disorder only difference is its the complete opposite of winter blues. Instead I get...
    4everlost23 4everlost23 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 11

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    I really do not like spring. I realize that this is going to start a whole weather war about "ewwww, how can you like the cold?!?!?" and all that. But you know what, 80 degrees is...
    CLKM CLKM 31-35, F Mar 22

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    1. I'm Breanna 2. I'm super weird! 3. I love screamo/heavy metal/hardcore music!! 4. I love mosh pits! 5. I think body mods are super cool 6. I have gauges (2G) 7. I talk a lot...
    breannainreverse breannainreverse 13-15, F Mar 29

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    • I'm the baby of my family, the only one not married with kids out of my siblings • I am only "5'3 • Art is my passion but I can't get myself to go to school for it • I...
    93rp 93rp 18-21, F Mar 29

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    The relationship I'm in is going great so far. A little shaky because of my school schedule but one thing I noticed about myself is that I am not good at being sentimental. Like he...
    KyLeone KyLeone 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    I'm new, this should probably go in a question thing but there's not enough characters so here's my day and a bit. I work in a shopping center and have been talking to this sweet...
    ice93kid ice93kid 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 30

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    1. I have two chihuahuas. 2. I drink chocolate milk every day. 3. I love fishing. 4. I don't like my fingernails to be painted but I always have to have my toes painted. 5...
    thatgirlem thatgirlem 26-30, F Mar 30

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    If I have food or a drink in my mouth but I want to thank someone for something, I give them a thumb up.
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Mar 31

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    This will be a long story bout me. Well once you get to know me I'm fun funny sweet cool honest mature responsible great advise giver and listener loyal won't judge and all that...
    2chainzrocks 2chainzrocks 13-15, M Apr 4

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    It's not like saying I love you is easy enough to do. I don't go around telling people I love you. Wait, oh well. Maybe I do but only to some of my closest friend. But do you even...
    Mininyaa Mininyaa 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    -I love cats -I'm obsessed with johnny depp movies -I love to read -I'm interested in psychology -I can't watch crime shows all day long -I have hundreds of movies in my bedroom -I...
    HappilyGloomy HappilyGloomy 16-17, F 7 Responses Apr 12

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    10 Things About Me... 1. I love laughing. 2. I hope to have kids and get married one day 3. I want to have a real best friend 4. I want to do something influential in someone's...
    Kperr14 Kperr14 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 12

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    This is my first post. I am posting it because I don't have anyone to talk to about it. I am good in making friends but I do not make any. After high school I am afraid to make...
    RainDropBubble RainDropBubble 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    1. I have quite a fit body as my parents only let me eat healthy stuff and make me run every morning and evening 2. I like being controlled and have/had virtual masters that i...
    as7728 as7728 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    1. I seem to be safer being single yet continue to strive to find love 2. I am very good at riding horses (and love horses!) 3. I want to learn how to sew 4. I love to bake 5. I am...
    goldenwings17 goldenwings17 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    I have experienced many losses, great and small, in my time. Sometimes, I didn't even realize something was a loss yet still grieved on some level. Losses come in all shapes and...
    RandomUniverse RandomUniverse 61-65, M Apr 3

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    Establishment of the realizations noted in Bengali book ‘Dharma O Anubhuti’ 247. 9th July, 1977. Saturday. Early morning dream: I was having a dream...
    Dipakda Dipakda 70+, M Apr 8

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    Everyone Remembers 9/11. A terrible time for many families as well as this country. For the longest, those who pledged to our flag got cocky. They believed that ours was the...
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 11

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    1) I am divorced 2) I am a med student 3) I never drove :P 4) I always fall in love with the wrong person (hence the divorce lol) 5) I love, love cooking 6) I ate dirt (by choice...
    costascova costascova 22-25, M 2 Responses Apr 12

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    1. I'm 13 almost 14. 2. I am more into girls than guys 3. I have 2 brothers and no sisters 4. My parents are divorced 5. My favorite colors are Teal and Purple 6. I live in...
    KarleeJo23 KarleeJo23 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 12

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    I'm a good listener and I'm open to everyone. No matter how strange. So if you need to talk I'm here.
    rosemarie1 rosemarie1 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    Okay guys. I know there are lots of newbies that don't have any friends yet so I'm adding anybody who likes this post into my circle. Starting now, and I don't care who you are or...
    bulimicbixtch49 bulimicbixtch49 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE. On a rainy day, an old man was standing with a book for sale. A young man came to buy. He bought the book for 500$. Old man advised "DON'T OPEN...
    visibleme visibleme 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    1.) I have 12 nationalities! I'm a mix of everything! XD 2.) I'm a self taught musician. I taught myself to play guitar, ukulele, and piano. 3.) I've never dated. I've had guys...
    HawaiianPunchz HawaiianPunchz 16-17, F 20 hrs ago

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    The best place to wear a wig! When choosing a wig, the first to make the wig wearer's head size with the same circumference. There is too little pressure, the impact of the head...
    lay1227 lay1227 18-21, F Mar 31

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    When you find the right one you just know. Some find it sooner than I did rather than at 35. But I'm very bless with my girlfriend. She is amazing and I do love her. Saying it and...
    Lynn0617 Lynn0617 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 6

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    My generation has lost. We, born in the 70's, are an hybrid generation, totally devoid of its own identity. We are caught between the open minded community, intellectual and...
    armacalle armacalle 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 9

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    Acting like a jerk, sending me pics of your junk, acting like a nut...the list could go on all night...
    Thatredheadchick Thatredheadchick 46-50, F Apr 10

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    10 things about me is: 1.im 14 turning 15 in july 2.ive gay 3.have had sex age 13 4.am dating what i now know as my soulmate 5.me and my bf are planning to get married in the...
    Jaymaster1234 Jaymaster1234 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 12

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      Nina Simone - You Don't Know What Love Is: http://youtu.be/BguiWbW5j3Q
    musicilove musicilove 36-40, F 4 days ago

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    I Here is my first story... 1.I live with my Younger brother 2.I love animals 3.I lost my virginity at a young age 4.I love slides! 5.I have brown eyes 6.I have never dyed my hair...
    sexydgirl sexydgirl 26-30, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    1. I'm really scared much of the time, but I won't let you know that. 2. It's really hard to get close to me. I've been burnt too many times so I keep a wall up. 3. I sometimes...
    KittenHasaWhip KittenHasaWhip 46-50, F 2 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    You say you want your story to remain untold You say you ll give me a highway with no one on it Treasure to just look upon it A river at time of dryness But the promises we made...
    TheSaint2345 TheSaint2345 31-35 6 days ago

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