I Want to Tell You Random Things About Myself

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    So here goes the randomness of randomnicity(I know it's not a real word but it should be...) -I use to bite my toe nails when I was a child. Was very flexible obviously.. -I own about ten different kinds of deodarant. Hygiene anyone? -I am more concerned about taking care of my...
    onesickpuppy onesickpuppy
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jul 23, 2012

    Marriage Argument #2

    Today started out like every other Saturday with me waking up and having a cup of coffee. Things took a decidedly bad turn directly after my wife returned from her bi-weekly trip to Sam's Club. She brought back a portable external hard drive. This is the kind or product that is...
    tmtoby tmtoby
    46-50, M
    1 Response May 25, 2013

    1) I hate peanut butter,

    ketchup, strawberries and hazelnut flavored anything. I've been called un-American for this, but I'm not changing my mind. 2) I love butterflies, they remind me of my late daughter, like she's visiting me. 3) Yellow is my favorite color. 4) I'm friendly to strangers and smile at...
    deleted deleted
    Jun 18, 2015

    This is a true fact: I used Tide laundry

    detergent most of my life. I got pregnant for the first time at 16, and miscarried. I got pregnant 3 more times before my first son was born (pill baby). 2 years later I had my second (sponge baby). Babies 3 and 4 were both post-vasectomy babies. Not kidding. Baby 5 was planned...
    GoddessGoddess GoddessGoddess
    46-50, F
    Feb 29, 2016

    I'm a natural athlete.

    A rare breed. Anything I play it excel in. I'm also into some more kinky things pm me ladies if you would like to know more
    Scythe511 Scythe511
    36-40, M
    Mar 17, 2016

    A Little Something About Me

    I live in north Florida. My favorite color is red. Maybe even a little plum purple I am a waitress I'm right handed I hold my breath when I'm nervous I play Piano and Bass guitar Kiwi is my favorite fruit I'm afraid of geese I use Angel Soft toilet paper Broccoli makes me gassy...
    ViolaDarling ViolaDarling
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Nov 11, 2011

    I am shy person and kinda quite.

    .. I don't interact with new people unless you approach But I get very close once I know them I m always smiling ( or say most of the times ) I like to be kind and perform one act of kindness at least in a day I like to help people as much as I can I am scared when...
    Dezeena Dezeena
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jul 3, 2015

    Bullseye :)

    I'm quirky, silly, blunt, and broken. My days are sometimes too dark, and my nights are sometimes too long. I often trip over my own insecurities. I require attention, long for passion, and wish to be desired. I use music to speak when words fail me, even though words are as...
    deleted deleted
    13 Responses Jul 21, 2013

    I am 14years old I can't wait to turn 18 I

    regularly think about killing myself my parents are doctors I smoke I have a boyfriend who's more like my best friend coffee is my life I suck at English I hate rules I FREAKIN LOVE STAR WARS!!! school dances are lame I would read till I die I don't usually go more than 30ft...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Mar 14, 2016

    1. I have two chihuahuas.

    2. I drink chocolate milk every day. 3. I love fishing. 4. I don't like my fingernails to be painted but I always have to have my toes painted. 5. I love makeup and have way more than I will probably ever need in my lifetime. 6. I don't like shopping. 7. I don't...
    thatgirlem thatgirlem
    31-35, F
    Mar 30, 2014

    I have just turned a day older.

    This is getting a bit to frequent these days!!
    BigNJ76 BigNJ76
    41-45, M
    Dec 16, 2015

    1. I'm feeling down 2.

    I'm hoping this year will be a good year for me 3. I have a unlucky life most of the time 4. I hate when my enemies see me miserable 5. I pray to God 6. I don't like to make fun of others 7. I wish I had a better life 8. I married the biggest loser 9. I admit I get jealous of...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Jan 9, 2016

    Why people think I'm unapproachable : I'm a

    capricorn so I'm naturally calm, quiet and laid-back . I suffer from resting-*****-face-syndrom so most of the time people think I'm a cold mean-looking *****. But say hi to me and watch me light up^^.
    Barbee95 Barbee95
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 8, 2016

    OK I have a confession.

    if someone posts something really nice about me, i screenshot it and save it forever. especially if it's unexpected.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    Apr 21, 2016

    Im 14, kinda chubby, i love food haha,

    Pokemon is life (or just Nintendo), rock is certainly my favorite kind of music, i blush a lot and its not hard to make me smile, i typically wear jeans and a tshirt unless i feel like looking nice, then ill wear a nice top with a scarf and do my hair and all that, im not the...
    eatsomemore eatsomemore
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Nov 21, 2015

    1. I'm light weight, I can't hold my liquor.

    I'm usually tipsy by the 4th shot. 2. Once I got pretty close to licking my elbow but I had to sneeze. 3. I can split but it takes me at least 10 mins to get back up 4. I know sign language
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Dec 12, 2015

    From This Last Weekend

    Some randomness thoughts/notes from this past weekend…. I don't sing, unless I'm alone. Or, apparently, drunk. Especially if I'm drunk with my brother. My poor brother (who can sing pretty well), when drunk and singing with me, attempts to harmonize with my horrendous singing...
    RisenFromAshes RisenFromAshes
    36-40, M
    1 Response Nov 13, 2013

    Dreams Of...

    A connection like no other! I wanna have a connection with someone that invades my soul and takes hold of me inside and out. Doesn't have to be with the opposite sex. Doesn't have to be sexual. Just needs to be something raw, something I've never felt before. I want us to take...
    4everlost23 4everlost23
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 24, 2013

    On Music

    Many people have found escape through different means. Some people escape in the form of a book (I enjoy reading quite a bit myself), others need the visual stimulation of the TV, in today's world more and more people find their escape through the interent. For me, my escape has...
    tmtoby tmtoby
    46-50, M
    1 Response May 7, 2013
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    Mar 6, 2016

    I Say...

    “It’s ok.” This really means “I’ve grown used to being disappointed and so I’ve learned to have no expectations of people, and you have therefore lived up to precisely what I thought you would and that is nothing at all. It’s ok.”
    kittysoftpaws kittysoftpaws
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jan 19, 2013

    So as some of you know

    for he people who read my experiences I'm in cair and went through really bad experiences. I haven't told anyone about these because I'm scared about what people think and sometimes it's best to keep things to your self but I'm trying to get over that fear so here goes. From the...
    Leiahcollins Leiahcollins
    Mar 20, 2016

    i feel like the biggest idiot in the world

    maybe my friend was right about me that no one will care if im gone and that i was better off on my own like i always have been in this dumb lonely world that we live in ;-;
    moon45812 moon45812
    16-17, M
    Dec 14, 2015

    I was brought up in a orphanage my dad was an

    alcoholic and I was rape as a child I am sensitive about certain things but am a or try to be kind to everyone I communicate with I was married twice and my third marriage to my wife now is wonderful
    Bill19641111 Bill19641111
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Feb 8, 2015

    My worst fear is of a shark crawling up the

    shower drain and eating me when I'm not paying attention.
    deleted deleted
    Feb 11, 2016

    One thing is that I'm a cold

    and self-centered person. I used to be way worse before than what I am right now because for some reason, I'm starting to get a little soft nowadays. I hate it. It doesn't suit me. I don't want to change. I know it's weird because people often wish and commit themselves for...
    tobiii12 tobiii12
    16-17, F
    Feb 26, 2016

    The Care And Keeping Of Me.

    I dont know why im writing this. You know these things. You tell me these things. But today, i feel like stabbing myself at the top of my sternum with a filet knife and slowly dragging it down my chest and whatever tumbles out, tumbles out. We can just hose the mess back into the...
    Lilcuppa Lilcuppa
    70+, F
    8 Responses Sep 17, 2012

    Imma perfectionist A Romantic An aspiring

    author a party animal kinda promiscuous kinda kinky a bookworm when i get drunk, i get really drunk I fight suicidal thoughts daily I'm an inspirationalist i have no friends irl I'm a humanitarian A hugger a gamer respect and love almost every culture aspire to be...
    LonelyWolf1 LonelyWolf1
    18-21, M
    Feb 29, 2016

    Thoughts On Memorial Day...

    Memorial Day is a day for many people to enjoy a long spring weekend spending time with family and friends, and many people reflect on all of the young men and woman that have made the ultimate sacrifice for something bigger than themselves. In my family, serving in the Marine...
    tmtoby tmtoby
    46-50, M
    May 27, 2013

    I can't stand religion.

    Spirituality yes, but religion was created by man and I don't like it
    ashley2483 ashley2483
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jul 14, 2015

    1. I am always honest

    and loyal 2. I like most music except most rap or country 3. I absolutely love getting messaged 4. I am self conscious 5. I do not like it when no one responds to my posts 6. I am polite 7. Classic rock is my fav genre of music 8. I am a gamer 9. I play a little guitar 10. I...
    Bonjovi11 Bonjovi11
    18-21, M
    4 Responses Jan 28, 2015

    You can search throughout the entire universe

    for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection.
    mrhumility mrhumility
    26-30, M
    Oct 7, 2014

    I Have Gotten So Fat I More Than Doubled My Weight In Less Than A Year

    i am now 64 inches tall with a 62 inch waist. and all this extra fat went straight to my belly. totally weird
    manatee53 manatee53
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Dec 29, 2011

    - i can speak at least 4 languages - i like to

    use music to express myself - i believe that everything happens is for a reason - i want to know what is your favourites bands - i want to travel the world someday - i like smart people - i believe that people always leave and they usually comeback - i know a lot of guys and...
    silla3 silla3
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 18, 2015

    Lately I've been interested in acrobatics.

    .aerial silks sound like a lot of fun. Trapeze might be nice too..
    143irama 143irama
    16-17, F
    Mar 6, 2016

    1. I am left handed 2.

    I can roll my tongue 3. I don't like spiders. They are evil and they freak me out. 4. I love animals and I'm a vegetarian. I think it's cruel to eat them. 5. I still get spanked loads even though I'm 13 and too old. 6. I think my French teacher is gorgeous! He's like 45...
    GeorgiaAllender13 GeorgiaAllender13
    13-15, F
    1 Response Sep 28, 2015

    Just random Rambilngs of myself

    I find Love unconditional and universal (to all Life) I am a spiritual being having a human experience I find it hard to trust people Right away (really rare if I do, I guess chemistry has to be there) Once you've gained my trust, almost always you'll be there forever in my heart...
    UniversalSelf19 UniversalSelf19
    18-21, M
    4 Responses Dec 6, 2011

    So I'm going to be turning 21 in a few months

    so I figured I'd share 21 things about myself. 1. I was born two months early 2. Half of my first name is from a color my mom liked and the other half of my name is a feminized version of my grandfather's middle name. 3. I get severe ear infections just from being exposed...
    NaturallyPeculiar NaturallyPeculiar
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jun 1, 2015

    I stood an arms length away from the bugatti

    vision gran turismo *mind-blown*
    Barbee95 Barbee95
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 28, 2015

    If you are a friend of mine.

    . You hit me once I will silently forgive you. You hit me for the second time ill forgive you again but guilt trip you a little and think that it maybe wasn't intentional. You hit me for the third time ill be distant for a while. You hit me a fourth time I'll hit you in a...
    PiecingMeBackTogether PiecingMeBackTogether
    22-25, M
    1 Response May 6, 2015

    As kids go, my friends

    and I weren't the brightest. Now, that isn't to say we were stupid all the time, but when we were, we made sure to give it our all. After all, when you have a deck chair, roller blades, a dog, and a leash the natural progression of things is dog pulls chair on roller blades...
    mirrorimg23 mirrorimg23
    26-30, M
    Mar 14, 2016

    I love the abstract, delicate,

    profound, vague, voluptuously wordless sensation of living ecstatically. There are two ways to reach me: by way of kisses or by way of imagination. But there is a hierarchy: the kisses alone don’t work. Then at certain moments I remember one of his words and I suddenly...
    LadyHeartnMind LadyHeartnMind
    31-35, F
    Apr 21, 2016

    I won the class spelling bee,

    then the school spelling bee, then I went to county and...I LOST! Third place isn't too bad tisk tisk
    143irama 143irama
    16-17, F
    Mar 6, 2016

    whenever I go to get my nails done,

    I feel like those asian ladies are gossiping and laughing about their costumers ... makes me feel really uncomfortable. .
    Barbee95 Barbee95
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 30, 2015

    *Last updated 3.12.16 1) Hi,

    my name's Kath 2) My favorite colors (in order) are bright blues, bright greens, silver, light grey, and pastels (I would say black and white, but they're technically not colors) 3) I love anime, vocaloid, kpop, jpop, and manga 4) I'm interested in learning about different...
    HypoallergenicUnicorn HypoallergenicUnicorn
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 12, 2016

    1. I love all shades of purple 😂 2.

    I dress according to my mood. 3. I jump, scream and run when I see a cockroach 4. I rarely cry 5. I can sleep everywhere 6. My looks can kill 7. I love to bite lips and ears 8. I get to attach easily 9. I am trying hard to diet 10. I am business minded
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Feb 26, 2016

    Well here are a few thing's about me .

    My name is Keith and my age is 49 not what Ep has listed. I happen to be staying in p.cola , Florida , I am from upstate nee York. I am married to an older women and we have 3 kids ( cat's ) that we have taken off the streets. I am a handi man that works for different people...
    Kieth50 Kieth50
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 12, 2016
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Feb 11, 2016

    so there I was super sick at 5 am on the train

    to the airport, looking like a dead racoon while breathing like a walrus..my hair unkempt basically forming into dreadlocks and no make - up but puffy red eyes and a slimy nose since I ran out of tissues ...then this hiker/backpacker type of guy greets me before sitting...
    Barbee95 Barbee95
    22-25, F
    Feb 25, 2016

    Okay, here I go.. 1.) I like to animate in my

    free time. 2.) I don't cry often. 3.) I'm fluent in Muay Thai for MMA. 4.) Spiders are my favourite animals in the whole world <3 5.) I can eat 12 slices of pizza at once. 6.) And Harvest moon is my absolute favourite.
    Brothergoro Brothergoro
    1 Response Feb 26, 2016

    every night I promise myself to go to bed early

    , but never do then have trouble getting up in the morning -.- , I never learn..
    Barbee95 Barbee95
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 16, 2015
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Oct 31, 2015

    You can put me under the strong heat of the sun

    for about 20 minutes even if I'm wearing a hoodie, and I can gurantee you that I won't sweat. It's weird but I honestly don't sweat easily
    tobiii12 tobiii12
    16-17, F
    Feb 27, 2016
    143irama 143irama
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 6, 2016

    A Few Random Facts About Me...

    I am shy. As a child I was painfully shy and extremely self conscious, and now as an adult I still feel shy at times, but try to fight the urge to hide myself. I force myself out of my comfort zones. I consider it a challenge to fight convention. I have: left the house without...
    gumshoejane2 gumshoejane2
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Jan 30, 2012

    I am a man, I have a tramp stamp,

    I wear exclusively thong underwear, I have a small d***, and I love being teased about it :)
    trampstampguy90 trampstampguy90
    26-30, M
    Feb 25, 2016

    This World Needs Repair

    This world needs repair.. I am a Muslim guy from Egypt, I've known a guy on another site from Israel, probably Jewish I dunno he might be a Christian. Anyway Israel is supposed to be "Muslims worst enemy" they say.. well now only it's rulers are bad.. Why? Cuz they are Zionests...
    PiecingMeBackTogether PiecingMeBackTogether
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jun 3, 2013


    Every morning when I get up from work and am getting dressed, I have a date with three squirrels that playfully chase each other around the tree outside of my back porch. They are often times aware that I am watching them although I don't think they mind in the least. The color...
    idlewatcher idlewatcher
    31-35, M
    15 Responses Jan 17, 2013
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