and I weren't the brightest. Now, that isn't to say we were stupid all the time, but when we were, we made sure to give it our all.
After all, when you have a deck chair, roller blades, a dog, and a leash the natural progression of things is dog pulls chair on roller blades...
Some randomness thoughts/notes from this past weekend….
I don't sing, unless I'm alone. Or, apparently, drunk. Especially if I'm drunk with my brother.
My poor brother (who can sing pretty well), when drunk and singing with me, attempts to harmonize with my horrendous singing...
So here goes the randomness of randomnicity(I know it's not a real word but it should be...)
-I use to bite my toe nails when I was a child. Was very flexible obviously..
-I own about ten different kinds of deodarant. Hygiene anyone?
-I am more concerned about taking care of my...
profound, vague, voluptuously wordless sensation of living ecstatically.
There are two ways to reach me: by way of kisses or by way of imagination. But there is a hierarchy: the kisses alone don’t work.
Then at certain moments I remember one of his words and I suddenly...
I dont know why im writing this. You know these things. You tell me these things. But today, i feel like stabbing myself at the top of my sternum with a filet knife and slowly dragging it down my chest and whatever tumbles out, tumbles out. We can just hose the mess back into the...
2.) I don't cry often.
3.) I'm fluent in Muay Thai for MMA.
4.) Spiders are my favourite animals in the whole world <3
5.) I can eat 12 slices of pizza at once.
6.) And Harvest moon is my absolute favourite.
for he people who read my experiences I'm in cair and went through really bad experiences. I haven't told anyone about these because I'm scared about what people think and sometimes it's best to keep things to your self but I'm trying to get over that fear so here goes. From the...
2. I drink chocolate milk every day.
3. I love fishing.
4. I don't like my fingernails to be painted but I always have to have my toes painted.
5. I love makeup and have way more than I will probably ever need in my lifetime.
6. I don't like shopping.
7. I don't...
regularly think about killing myself
my parents are doctors
I have a boyfriend who's more like my best friend
coffee is my life
I suck at English
I hate rules
I FREAKIN LOVE STAR WARS!!!
school dances are lame
I would read till I die
I don't usually go more than 30ft...
I can roll my tongue
3. I don't like spiders. They are evil and they freak me out.
4. I love animals and I'm a vegetarian. I think it's cruel to eat them.
5. I still get spanked loads even though I'm 13 and too old.
6. I think my French teacher is gorgeous! He's like 45...
You hit me once I will silently forgive you.
You hit me for the second time ill forgive you again but guilt trip you a little and think that it maybe wasn't intentional.
You hit me for the third time ill be distant for a while.
You hit me a fourth time I'll hit you in a...
Today started out like every other Saturday with me waking up and having a cup of coffee. Things took a decidedly bad turn directly after my wife returned from her bi-weekly trip to Sam's Club.
She brought back a portable external hard drive. This is the kind or product that is...
and self-centered person. I used to be way worse before than what I am right now because for some reason, I'm starting to get a little soft nowadays. I hate it. It doesn't suit me. I don't want to change. I know it's weird because people often wish and commit themselves for...
Every morning when I get up from work and am getting dressed, I have a date with three squirrels that playfully chase each other around the tree outside of my back porch. They are often times aware that I am watching them although I don't think they mind in the least.
I'm quirky, silly, blunt,
and broken. My days
are sometimes too
dark, and my nights
are sometimes too
long. I often trip over
my own insecurities. I
require attention, long
for passion, and wish
to be desired. I use
music to speak when
words fail me, even
though words are as...
I find Love unconditional and universal (to all Life)
I am a spiritual being having a human experience
I find it hard to trust people Right away (really rare if I do, I guess chemistry has to be there)
Once you've gained my trust, almost always you'll be there forever in my heart...
I dress according to my mood.
3. I jump, scream and run when I see a cockroach
4. I rarely cry
5. I can sleep everywhere
6. My looks can kill
7. I love to bite lips and ears
8. I get to attach easily
9. I am trying hard to diet
10. I am business minded
Many people have found escape through different means. Some people escape in the form of a book (I enjoy reading quite a bit myself), others need the visual stimulation of the TV, in today's world more and more people find their escape through the interent.
For me, my escape has...
This world needs repair.. I am a Muslim guy from Egypt, I've known a guy on another site from Israel, probably Jewish I dunno he might be a Christian. Anyway Israel is supposed to be "Muslims worst enemy" they say.. well now only it's rulers are bad.. Why? Cuz they are Zionests...
I'm hoping this year will be a good year for me 3. I have a unlucky life most of the time 4. I hate when my enemies see me miserable 5. I pray to God 6. I don't like to make fun of others 7. I wish I had a better life 8. I married the biggest loser 9. I admit I get jealous of...
detergent most of my life. I got pregnant for the first time at 16, and miscarried. I got pregnant 3 more times before my first son was born (pill baby). 2 years later I had my second (sponge baby).
Babies 3 and 4 were both post-vasectomy babies. Not kidding.
Baby 5 was planned...
Memorial Day is a day for many people to enjoy a long spring weekend spending time with family and friends, and many people reflect on all of the young men and woman that have made the ultimate sacrifice for something bigger than themselves.
In my family, serving in the Marine...
A connection like no other! I wanna have a connection with someone that invades my soul and takes hold of me inside and out. Doesn't have to be with the opposite sex. Doesn't have to be sexual. Just needs to be something raw, something I've never felt before. I want us to take...
2. I like most music except most rap or country
3. I absolutely love getting messaged
4. I am self conscious
5. I do not like it when no one responds to my posts
6. I am polite
7. Classic rock is my fav genre of music
8. I am a gamer
9. I play a little guitar
I am shy. As a child I was painfully shy and extremely self conscious, and now as an adult I still feel shy at times, but try to fight the urge to hide myself. I force myself out of my comfort zones. I consider it a challenge to fight convention. I have: left the house without...
for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection.
a party animal
when i get drunk, i get really drunk
I fight suicidal thoughts daily
I'm an inspirationalist
i have no friends irl
I'm a humanitarian
respect and love almost every culture
aspire to be...
use music to express myself
- i believe that everything happens is for a reason
- i want to know what is your favourites bands
- i want to travel the world someday
- i like smart people
- i believe that people always leave and they usually comeback
- i know a lot of guys and...
capricorn so I'm naturally calm, quiet and laid-back . I suffer from resting-*****-face-syndrom so most of the time people think I'm a cold mean-looking *****. But say hi to me and watch me light up^^.
This really means “I’ve grown used to being disappointed and so I’ve learned to have no expectations of people, and you have therefore lived up to precisely what I thought you would and that is nothing at all. It’s ok.”
to the airport, looking like a dead racoon while breathing like a walrus..my hair unkempt basically forming into dreadlocks and no make - up but puffy red eyes and a slimy nose since I ran out of tissues ...then this hiker/backpacker type of guy greets me before sitting...
ketchup, strawberries and hazelnut flavored anything. I've been called un-American for this, but I'm not changing my mind. 2) I love butterflies, they remind me of my late daughter, like she's visiting me. 3) Yellow is my favorite color. 4) I'm friendly to strangers and smile at...
Pokemon is life (or just Nintendo), rock is certainly my favorite kind of music, i blush a lot and its not hard to make me smile, i typically wear jeans and a tshirt unless i feel like looking nice, then ill wear a nice top with a scarf and do my hair and all that, im not the...
my name's Kath
2) My favorite colors (in order) are bright blues, bright greens, silver, light grey, and pastels (I would say black and white, but they're technically not colors)
3) I love anime, vocaloid, kpop, jpop, and manga
4) I'm interested in learning about different...
My name is Keith and my age is 49 not what Ep has listed.
I happen to be staying in p.cola , Florida , I am from upstate nee York.
I am married to an older women and we have 3 kids ( cat's ) that we have taken off the streets.
I am a handi man that works for different people...
I don't interact with new people unless you approach
But I get very close once I know them
I m always smiling ( or say most of the times )
I like to be kind and perform one act of kindness at least in a day
I like to help people as much as I can
I am scared when...
I live in north Florida.
My favorite color is red. Maybe even a little plum purple
I am a waitress
I'm right handed
I hold my breath when I'm nervous
I play Piano and Bass guitar
Kiwi is my favorite fruit
I'm afraid of geese
I use Angel Soft toilet paper
Broccoli makes me gassy...
so I figured I'd share 21 things about myself.
1. I was born two months early
2. Half of my first name is from a color my mom liked and the other half of my name is a feminized version of my grandfather's middle name.
3. I get severe ear infections just from being exposed...