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I Want To Throw A Good Book At My Boss

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    Elementary,my Dear Watson

    Let's begin simply,shall we,class? I'm sure Dr.Seuss packs a whallop,those corners are SHARP! I don't currently have a boss...pity-for I am literarily locked and loaded!
    dubkebab dubkebab 46-50, M 5 Responses Dec 14, 2009

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    I'm Sure She Can't Catch Anyway

    but then the question becomes, do i waste a good book?  she probably wouldn't read it anyway.  i'd probably be better off just throwing a really heavy one at her.  knock her out.  then i could just read the good one while it was still quiet.
    MissFatale MissFatale 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 19, 2010

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    So I Won't Feel Guilty

    When it breaks his skull! how about war and peace?
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 13 Responses Dec 14, 2009

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    Haha

    Too bad I can't because I would just be throwing it at myself. LOLĀ 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 2 Responses May 12, 2011

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    Ivrite Ivrite 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky. This book seriously sparked my senses and made me wish that I could spend every second reading. It is general fiction, though you could class it...
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    my boss asked me to do some tasks that are not compliant and may cause me to lose my job and credibility in my field of work. i said no and refused to go along with her ploys. she...
    sillypop sillypop 26-30, F Jan 28

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    I would Easily spend a whole day curled up with a good book with my cute cats to keep me company. I LOVE CATS!!!
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