I Want To Throw A Good Book At My Boss

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    Haha

    Too bad I can't because I would just be throwing it at myself. LOL 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    2 Responses May 12, 2011

    Elementary,my Dear Watson

    Let's begin simply,shall we,class? I'm sure Dr.Seuss packs a whallop,those corners are SHARP! I don't currently have a boss...pity-for I am literarily locked and loaded!
    dubkebab dubkebab
    46-50, M
    5 Responses Dec 14, 2009

    So I Won't Feel Guilty

    When it breaks his skull! how about war and peace?
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort
    36-40, F
    12 Responses Dec 14, 2009

    I'm Sure She Can't Catch Anyway

    but then the question becomes, do i waste a good book?  she probably wouldn't read it anyway.  i'd probably be better off just throwing a really heavy one at her.  knock her out.  then i could just read the good one while it was still quiet.
    MissFatale MissFatale
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 19, 2010

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