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I Want to Write For the Onion

Young people find justification in satirical paper 18 People

    I Love Onions.

    Celebrity Chef Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Mealhttp://www.theonion.com/video/celebrity-chef-ted-allen-cooks-his-favorite-preten,26571/#
    awhitedot awhitedot 36-40, M Dec 3, 2011

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    So For My Birthday....

    New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your **** Hope this embed works..... If not..... http://www.theonion.com/video/new-wearable-computer-also-sucks-your-****,33017/
    awhitedot awhitedot 36-40, M 3 Responses Jul 4, 2013

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