I Want To Write Something That Doesn't Make Sense

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    I knew my computer had a virus

    when it glared at me...
    gorgeusgirlSky3 gorgeusgirlSky3
    16-17
    1 Response Aug 26, 2015

    I don't want to go away

    because it has been in my head hurts and I'm just going to be able too much of a sudden urge to watch it again in a while ago when the first half of the year before that you are the best thing about being able the same thing over and over again to be the best of luck with your...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 27, 2015

    Plant Ali

    Sam says, “Hey, sit over here.”   I reply, “um, you know that’s a potted plant, right?”   “It is?  But she’s such a great conversationalist.” “What, exactly, is in your drink?”   “Lemonade.  Why?”   “Uh. Hu.”   “C’mon.  Sit with me...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 15, 2012

    the sun of hope was drowned in the sea of

    sorrow... the ship of happiness was crushed by the angry waves of fate... the rays of light were extinguished by the cloudy stormy night... a long dark cold night that lasts for ever...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 5, 2015

    The conundrum lies behind 18 feather covered

    doors that sway and give way to 18 rather courteous and tall mallard headed shaman. We all escaped the fairy games backwards for our children.
    rainallthedays rainallthedays
    31-35, F
    1 Response Sep 4, 2014

    Robin asked me to marry him I said yes.

    The whole Teen Titans was happy. Then my whole family was like wtf just happened. Then we live happily ever after
    WifeOfVegeta WifeOfVegeta
    26-30, F
    Jun 5, 2015

    I don't understand way people try to get into

    everyone's mind? Why can't they mind there business and live there life by letting other's live theirs? Why do people waste there lives by using technology to spy on other people's live's instead of living there own? Isn't that a waste of time if you ask me? Do people think they...
    Kstapleton1010 Kstapleton1010
    31-35
    Aug 27, 2015
    SleepyHeadSnorelax SleepyHeadSnorelax
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Aug 27, 2015

    All around there is mountains,

    and all around the mountains there are cattles, and surroundind the cattles there are houses, and in the houses there are humans, and in the humans there is their heart, but what is there inside their heart, veins pumping blood..:)really ridiculous :)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 24, 2015

    the story of my life is a tale of death,

    of a home in a crypt a slipping throught lifes grip....a feeling of numbness an awareness of nothing
    miimii0069 miimii0069
    31-35, F
    Aug 28, 2015

    MY GRAVEYARD My heart is a graveyard with

    corpses of the dead buried deep into it, Their skeletons graves still in state of bones, refusing to turn to dust, My heart is a graveyard where the black crows have settled their nests on the graves of my heart, With their black eyes scrutinizing the blood that flows in my...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 23, 2015

    while playing among the stars

    and the other planets, i came accross a golden rock, took it im my hands, and suddenly a flash from a forgotten past came to my mind, the way we hold each other, the way you kissed me, the fever of our body, the scent of your skin, the tears that flowed from your eyes when i...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 22, 2015

    Shattered Water And Soft Rubber Knives

    Stinging nettles dreamed slowly and carefullest along the steadfast and dreary limbs thrust newly found after two weeks later. Throngs of distracted slackers staged a rebellious coup, and just soonwardly nevertheless something just about communicated itself, but this too...
    BrotherOfTheLeavZ BrotherOfTheLeavZ
    51-55, M
    3 Responses May 20, 2012

    Somewhere the evening sun is falling down,

    the day is done How I'd like to be there, how I'd like to share Somewhere the darkness frowns and hides behind the one in doubt Would you like to be there, would you like to share Under the ocean floor, the sand is crawling up the shore How I'd like to be there, and how I'd like...
    InappropriateKangaroo InappropriateKangaroo
    26-30, M
    Jun 13, 2015

    Pink

    The pink of cheeks and ripe apples The pink of Hello Kitty The pink of uterus, of human flesh The pink of pink
    fuglygirlonthebench fuglygirlonthebench
    22-25, F
    Aug 19, 2012

    Out Of The World

    Nothing. Nothing. No strings of attachment. Facts based on lies. Emotions based on fantasy. The mind's a playground. The heart's aching for love. Yet they go on. I need to stop. Continuing means engaging in a form of suicide. I need to stop. Cure myself from this addiction...
    fuglygirlonthebench fuglygirlonthebench
    22-25, F
    2 Responses May 20, 2012

    T. Eliot, top bard, notes Putrid Emanating is

    sad. I'd assign it a name: "Dirt Upset on Drab pot/toilet. Now take the letters ONLY, and reverse it.
    DirtbagMichael9 DirtbagMichael9
    18-21, M
    Sep 27, 2015

    Im addicted to zombies.

    I watch the walking dead too much. Sometimes I imagine that people are zombies then Id run away from them. I know thats immature but i just want to share something to you. Somebody here who has the same addiction with mine? 😂
    Macymax Macymax
    16-17, F
    May 24, 2015

    I woke up and saw I was sleeping,

    as I leaned forward to grab my phone I only felt light in the dark but not a sound was made when I tried to explain the situation to me. who was it I was in or was seeing from as I slept in my bed, or was I a dream or dreaming while I dreamt of me seeing me dreaming? who knows...
    TheNeverendingLlama TheNeverendingLlama
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Mar 24, 2015

    Sprouting A Head Wound

    I threw brussel sprouts at her, then cried "no more!" They bounced off her head. Tears welled up, then she cried in return. Maybe that wasn't a sprout I threw after all.  Never thought these damn sprouts would cause a concussion.
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH
    36-40, M
    4 Responses Apr 5, 2010
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 24, 2015

    Smuggle gallubed the wimply bog

    and vespered the zax. My dad used this to teach us how to diagram sentences in English class. :)
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    31-35, M
    Sep 5, 2014

    The mist has grown in my heart

    since that foggy night where everything was doomed, the mist was so thick that when we parted i couldn't find, and my screams were like echoes for the fog had also blinded my voice, and now all i wish for is that the droplets formed in my heart could only evaporate and fall down...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 2, 2015
    laulala laulala
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 23, 2015
    miimii0069 miimii0069
    31-35, F
    1 Response Aug 27, 2015

    Sir Aperitif,

    It has come to my attention that you have been fulfilling the desires of my guests. The contract states you are only ever to whet appetites, not sate them. How hard is that for you to comprehend? As one lady put it, “I held the glass in my hands, when I first beheld his...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 25, 2012

    Flat Testes

    I didn't mind that she was flat chested, not in the least. But she always imagined being better endowed. So when the time came for my dog to have his testicles removed, I siezed the opportunity and made sure the vet returned the detached testes. A few clicks of my staple...
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Apr 6, 2010

    something magically appeared from nothing.

    then this cosmic debris magically turned into life. then the stars magically controlled this life and feng shui made it all better.
    xkmb xkmb
    56-60
    2 Responses Apr 27, 2015

    If the wind blows north

    and the flowers tickle your ears, you may have reached onomatopoeia.
    queenjellyfish queenjellyfish
    18-21, F
    Apr 4, 2015

    If your heart and my heart were added it would

    have made two hearts, and multiplication of our heart would have been, but division shall not be ours for one of our heart would have substracted to beat as one in thos aritmetic love.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 5, 2015

    love is a figure of speech,

    words unuttered severe gentleness ,empty  fulfilment a bone~chilling warmth ........the surrender of aspiration
    miimii0069 miimii0069
    31-35, F
    Sep 5, 2015

    I sit and watch the stars.

    They are in your eyes. Living in this city, you are the only place I can see them. They are windows to your soul and mine, and other worlds. But, I do not know how that can be when you exist only in my dreams. And, I have never seen real stars... so, how can you know what...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 19, 2015

    Prose Panic!

    Proudly pretentious poets, permanently pissed, playfully pinch passing priests' pink, plump posteriors. Poetic perversion? Possibly... Pointless pleasure? Probably... Pretty pathetic pastime? Positively!
    waterlooSunset waterlooSunset
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Jun 14, 2012

    Exhausted Mind

      The souffle of my mind is flat and deflated. I wonder if it would help to ingest some baking powder. If nothing else, it would cleanse the impure thoughts, but is that really any fun?
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH
    36-40, M
    1 Response Apr 15, 2010

    crying till thy heart becomes too much too take,

    crying like on rainy days that pours like we drinking water and that it is stuck. in thy heart, ues cry until you become rain itself.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 27, 2015

    looked at the moon tonight,

    fixed it and i saw her eyes and her mouth and a blue circle surrounding her, how beautiful is she when she is whole and fiercely ruling the sky.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 1, 2015

    Wtf lol I do this all the time!

    Ok here's one ... Suck on my c--- while I f--- you up the ***
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 26, 2015

    Twinkie

    A twinkie bit me for kissing it on the head. The twinkie does not like to cuddle. The twinkie wants to be left alone. The twinkie just likes to lay around all day and get fat. The twinkie never comes when I call it. I don't even know why I keep it around, but I can't help I...
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 6, 2010

    Nipple Licker

      My dog licks my nipples, but it's not like I invite him to.  Maybe I should have been happy when he only licked my belly button.  Either that or I should have found a better location to store his treats.
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH
    36-40, M
    6 Responses Apr 7, 2010

    Seek And Don't Find.

    The hero emerged... Readily embracing another life. Mystically entering another neglected identity. Naked. Grotesque.I swore. He asked, rather daringly, "Lost youth?" (Even virtue expects revenge.) "Anger promotes pain. Anger, rage, evil, never triumph." (People employ other...
    waterlooSunset waterlooSunset
    36-40, M
    May 14, 2012

    The perfect song came into my head

    when I read the title of this experience... Mad as Rabbits - Panic! At The Disco
    MildImplosion MildImplosion
    16-17, M
    Jan 6

    Why?

    From Childhood’s hour I have not been as others were – I have not seen as others saw – I could not bring my passions from a common spring! NEVER MORE! THE RAVEN ! Knows me............................................................And I know, it only too well...
    JamieLee1 JamieLee1
    51-55, F
    2 Responses May 20, 2012

    What's happening? I keep my dreadlocks in a

    napkin ring Rap and sing, unlike the homogeneous clones I'm into earth tones, birth stones, and erogenous zones The more ticklish the more you have Sitting on the curb over what used to be the 'burbs And before that was Canarsie I'm a disturbed and bitter herb; Like saltwater...
    theShamanDon theShamanDon
    26-30, M
    Sep 4, 2014

    Sooo I was riding my dinosaur the other day

    and it randomly started hopping backwards. I wasn't sure if I should call a cashier or not. Maybe an engineer? I have no idea. But that's not the only normal thing. My dog started yelling at me to read the Korean newspaper. And then I got all itchy. I asked my chair to scratch...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 23, 2015

    Even the tallest mountains have limits.

    No mountain can say to itself "grow" and it grow - they are subject to their highest peak. Even the greenest trees will lose their color. No tree can say to itself "be new" and it become new - they too are subject to natures reign. Even the sun cannot shine for every hour of a...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 2, 2015

    its like shatterd glass,

    if you try to fix it you'll get hurt if you leave the way it is it would stay in pain either ways pain is all you'd find and all you'd feel...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Sep 29, 2015

    I went to take a walk in the sky,

    the clouds said to me that i wasn't welcome amongst them and that i was disturbing them, so i said to them that i had all the right to be here as much as them and that i was going to talk to god about the way they talked to me. And you know what they said that they will be going...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 22, 2015
    vicjustvic vicjustvic
    46-50, M
    Jun 18, 2015

    but apparently I do that all the time.

    .. I was just reading a couple of stories I wrote some time ago and I was like, "what the...?"
    Sil833 Sil833
    18-21, F
    Jan 5
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