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    Sooo I was riding my dinosaur the other day

    and it randomly started hopping backwards. I wasn't sure if I should call a cashier or not. Maybe an engineer? I have no idea. But that's not the only normal thing. My dog started yelling at me to read the Korean newspaper. And then I got all itchy. I asked my chair to scratch...
    GEMWASHERE GEMWASHERE 13-15, F 2 Responses May 23

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    What Child Is This?

    Chanting surrounds the silence in the temple. Still the silence refuses to surrender. It hides. It finds holes. It squirms. It does not surrender.The din closes ranks.The silence finds shadow. Shadow has found a way to hide from the light, but not the noise. Together they maybe...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M 3 Responses May 20, 2012

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    Behind The Eyes

    Look no further than your lens. You will see what I see. From behind my eyes, even before the the retinal reflections, I see the world, its people and yes, your smile. Your gloom sits across from me, it asks for its smile to arise. A crowd of people, all their voices, colors...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M 4 Responses Jun 7, 2012

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    I woke up and saw I was sleeping,

    as I leaned forward to grab my phone I only felt light in the dark but not a sound was made when I tried to explain the situation to me. who was it I was in or was seeing from as I slept in my bed, or was I a dream or dreaming while I dreamt of me seeing me dreaming? who knows...
    TheNeverendingLlama TheNeverendingLlama 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 24

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    6'4" tall, from Manhattan,

    former professional baseball player, well travelled, very funny...too bad, he plays very little tennis. I could have invited him over to play outdoor tennis with me! :) ;)
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 12

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    Out Of The World

    Nothing. Nothing. No strings of attachment. Facts based on lies. Emotions based on fantasy. The mind's a playground. The heart's aching for love. Yet they go on. I need to stop. Continuing means engaging in a form of suicide. I need to stop. Cure myself from this addiction...
    fuglygirlonthebench fuglygirlonthebench 22-25, F 3 Responses May 20, 2012

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    I went to take a walk in the sky,

    the clouds said to me that i wasn't welcome amongst them and that i was disturbing them, so i said to them that i had all the right to be here as much as them and that i was going to talk to god about the way they talked to me. And you know what they said that they will be going...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 22

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    MY GRAVEYARD My heart is a graveyard with

    corpses of the dead buried deep into it, Their skeletons graves still in state of bones, refusing to turn to dust, My heart is a graveyard where the black crows have settled their nests on the graves of my heart, With their black eyes scrutinizing the blood that flows in my...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 23

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    Twinkie

    A twinkie bit me for kissing it on the head. The twinkie does not like to cuddle. The twinkie wants to be left alone. The twinkie just likes to lay around all day and get fat. The twinkie never comes when I call it. I don't even know why I keep it around, but I can't help I...
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    looked at the moon tonight,

    fixed it and i saw her eyes and her mouth and a blue circle surrounding her, how beautiful is she when she is whole and fiercely ruling the sky.
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    Hand To Wall

    Do you see the bare wall behind the painting? The wall itself hangs in a space once occupied by swamp trees, bugs, frogs and roaming cats. Long before the swamp arrived miles of ice piled high, here behind the painting and well above it. Tiny clouds conceal patches of blue that...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M 3 Responses May 20, 2012

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    All around there is mountains,

    and all around the mountains there are cattles, and surroundind the cattles there are houses, and in the houses there are humans, and in the humans there is their heart, but what is there inside their heart, veins pumping blood..:)really ridiculous :)
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    vicjustvic vicjustvic 41-45, M Jun 18

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    I remember when I were a kid n I would feel

    so lift out n neglected so it turn into anger n frustration. I would scream at ppl I hope to god u die. I was only asking for there attention ... trying to hurt them like I think they have hur ted me .... I never had this feeling for years .. now I just wana scream I hope to...
    candles700 candles700 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 3

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    Plant Ali

    Sam says, “Hey, sit over here.”   I reply, “um, you know that’s a potted plant, right?”   “It is?  But she’s such a great conversationalist.” “What, exactly, is in your drink?”   “Lemonade.  Why?”   “Uh. Hu.”   “C’mon.  Sit with me...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 15, 2012

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    Hurricane

    Stones fall, tumbling, dust rides with them down the mountain. Down falls, floating, riding thermals through the sky. She awakens. He rises. Breakfast shared. Strangers never knew each other. The balcony beckons her and her coffee. He rushes to catch his bus. Stones keep falling...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M 1 Response May 21, 2012

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    I sit and watch the stars.

    They are in your eyes. Living in this city, you are the only place I can see them. They are windows to your soul and mine, and other worlds. But, I do not know how that can be when you exist only in my dreams. And, I have never seen real stars... so, how can you know what...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 19

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    Sometimes you feel like you are standing at the

    end of the road you've been on and no matter which way you turn you're going to explode. You can feel it in the air all around you and it's an overwhelming feeling throughout your body. Something's gotta give. And soon. Because I'm going to explode. That's how I feel right now...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 4 Responses Jun 30

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    Prose Panic!

    Proudly pretentious poets, permanently pissed, playfully pinch passing priests' pink, plump posteriors. Poetic perversion? Possibly... Pointless pleasure? Probably... Pretty pathetic pastime? Positively!
    waterlooSunset waterlooSunset 36-40, M 5 Responses Jun 14, 2012

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    Seek And Don't Find.

    The hero emerged... Readily embracing another life. Mystically entering another neglected identity. Naked. Grotesque.I swore. He asked, rather daringly, "Lost youth?" (Even virtue expects revenge.) "Anger promotes pain. Anger, rage, evil, never triumph." (People employ other...
    waterlooSunset waterlooSunset 36-40, M May 14, 2012

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    ...Thoughts seem brighter

    and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn't exist at all. A message or two helps to get you through a long day's work or through the long dark hours of the night; and always brings a smile to your face...There's no need for...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 28

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    All In

    The hazy blue neon sign sputters and flashes its iconic message. Black weathered boots trudge silently over a cemetery of wooden planks stained with dried vomit from those who were unable to stomach another day.He buys his courage – Scotch, neat.The waitress has told him the...
    Vignette Vignette 51-55, F 3 Responses May 19, 2012

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    yeah yeah I hate it! I despite it!

    aw wait I've been solving math problems just to waste time dammit WTF is going on
    AThousandSun AThousandSun 18-21, F Jun 5

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    Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers,

    but seldom, if ever smell one another? When we get to heaven, can we sit on the couch? Or is it still the same old story? Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the pinto, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 22

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    If the wind blows north

    and the flowers tickle your ears, you may have reached onomatopoeia.
    queenjellyfish queenjellyfish 18-21, F Apr 4

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    Grasshopper

    Just drop the boundaries of you and I Drop the boundaries of they and it. Boundaries disappear Unwanted things no longer matter. Parts of the whole No longer irritate no good no evil the whole knowing is the only way to know
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M May 23, 2012

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    laulala laulala 18-21, F 2 Responses May 23

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    One And Zero

    One does not begin at zero. All numbers reach out and find identity in one. They find nothing in zero and zero finds infinity in them. One cannot be lonely, leastwise the loneliest. One is in lONEly. One is not in zero. Zero, however is not lonely. It makes tens, hundreds...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M Feb 17, 2013

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    far away in a place where no one knows about,

    in a place where no other human exist, the blue sky above the big glowing sun that sends it's beautiful warm golden rays and the beautiful clouds that formed different shapes the green towering trees and green is all you see birds and a quiet river that runs slowly is all you...
    AThousandSun AThousandSun 18-21, F Jun 13

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    crying till thy heart becomes too much too take,

    crying like on rainy days that pours like we drinking water and that it is stuck. in thy heart, ues cry until you become rain itself.
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    Contest Rules!

    Enter.Enter for a chance to win!What? Win? Are there losers? Enter for a chance to lose?A building has an entrance and therefor a chance to win is afforded anyone who enters. Premature withdrawl makes the experience void. Do you think we're morons. If we were we would have been...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M 1 Response Jun 1, 2012

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    I'm thinking about death.

    .. I, stiltcourt, being of sound mind and body,....okay....okay....not so sound mind, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 23

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    while playing among the stars

    and the other planets, i came accross a golden rock, took it im my hands, and suddenly a flash from a forgotten past came to my mind, the way we hold each other, the way you kissed me, the fever of our body, the scent of your skin, the tears that flowed from your eyes when i...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 22

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    something magically appeared from nothing.

    then this cosmic debris magically turned into life. then the stars magically controlled this life and feng shui made it all better.
    MoonshineBrown MoonshineBrown 51-55 2 Responses Apr 27

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    Yay!!!! I'm so happy!

    !!! Oh my goodness!!!!
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    If your heart and my heart were added it would

    have made two hearts, and multiplication of our heart would have been, but division shall not be ours for one of our heart would have substracted to beat as one in thos aritmetic love.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 5

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    Sir Aperitif,

    It has come to my attention that you have been fulfilling the desires of my guests. The contract states you are only ever to whet appetites, not sate them. How hard is that for you to comprehend? As one lady put it, “I held the glass in my hands, when I first beheld his...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 25, 2012

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    Somewhere the evening sun is falling down,

    the day is done How I'd like to be there, how I'd like to share Somewhere the darkness frowns and hides behind the one in doubt Would you like to be there, would you like to share Under the ocean floor, the sand is crawling up the shore How I'd like to be there, and how I'd like...
    InappropriateKangaroo InappropriateKangaroo 26-30, M Jun 13

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    Intuition

    Tend to appreciate that which you can apprehend. Assimilate all that you can behold. Catch all that you can catch on to. Begin to cognize all that your internal compass can reveal. Conceive that which you cotton to then decipher and decode it, dig? Discern it, get it, grasp it...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    Im addicted to zombies.

    I watch the walking dead too much. Sometimes I imagine that people are zombies then Id run away from them. I know thats immature but i just want to share something to you. Somebody here who has the same addiction with mine? 😂
    Macymax Macymax 13-15, F May 24

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    Robin asked me to marry him I said yes.

    The whole Teen Titans was happy. Then my whole family was like wtf just happened. Then we live happily ever after
    WifeOfVegeta WifeOfVegeta 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 5

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    Life In Reverse

    Can you see my Achilles’ heel as I trip over your social norms and stumble on the balance beam of your linear expectations?I don’t know if I like your art -- is that what it is? Was I supposed to look? I missed the cue again, didn’t I?  But I like your smile.Your dress...
    Vignette Vignette 51-55, F 8 Responses May 20, 2012

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    The mist has grown in my heart

    since that foggy night where everything was doomed, the mist was so thick that when we parted i couldn't find, and my screams were like echoes for the fog had also blinded my voice, and now all i wish for is that the droplets formed in my heart could only evaporate and fall down...
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    Wall Flower

    backward, bashful, coy, demure, diffident, introverted, modest, recessive, retiring, self-effacing, sheepish, withdrawn Related Words antisocial, lone, lone-wolf, unsociable, unsocial; awkward, embarrassed, self-conscious, unadventurous, unassertive, unenterprising; inhibited...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 3, 2012

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    Shattered Water And Soft Rubber Knives

    Stinging nettles dreamed slowly and carefullest along the steadfast and dreary limbs thrust newly found after two weeks later. Throngs of distracted slackers staged a rebellious coup, and just soonwardly nevertheless something just about communicated itself, but this too...
    BrotherOfTheLeavZ BrotherOfTheLeavZ 51-55, M 3 Responses May 20, 2012

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