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    Smuggle gallubed the wimply bog

    and vespered the zax. My dad used this to teach us how to diagram sentences in English class. :)
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 5, 2014

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    Grasshopper

    Just drop the boundaries of you and I Drop the boundaries of they and it. Boundaries disappear Unwanted things no longer matter. Parts of the whole No longer irritate no good no evil the whole knowing is the only way to know
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M May 23, 2012

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    Aggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!! 2:11AM I have arrhythmia everytime I open my 'windows.'
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers,

    but seldom, if ever smell one another? When we get to heaven, can we sit on the couch? Or is it still the same old story? Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the pinto, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 22

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    I woke up, hearing the cries of a panicked

    balloon. It cried out to the world "help! I can't find my bunk counselor!" Its cries and tears filled my eyes and ears with visions and sounds of fears unfathomable, but I brushed it off. "Not my problem" I said to myself as it floated away out of reach. I fell back asleep...
    necxo necxo 18-21, T Sep 4, 2014

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    ...Thoughts seem brighter

    and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn't exist at all. A message or two helps to get you through a long day's work or through the long dark hours of the night; and always brings a smile to your face...There's no need for...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 28

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    Plant Ali

    Sam says, “Hey, sit over here.”   I reply, “um, you know that’s a potted plant, right?”   “It is?  But she’s such a great conversationalist.” “What, exactly, is in your drink?”   “Lemonade.  Why?”   “Uh. Hu.”   “C’mon.  Sit with me...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 15, 2012

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    I sit and watch the stars.

    They are in your eyes. Living in this city, you are the only place I can see them. They are windows to your soul and mine, and other worlds. But, I do not know how that can be when you exist only in my dreams. And, I have never seen real stars... so, how can you know what...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 19

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    Waaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

    I'm only glad my dogs aren't judgmental of whatever I'm doing.......Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    Prose Panic!

    Proudly pretentious poets, permanently pissed, playfully pinch passing priests' pink, plump posteriors. Poetic perversion? Possibly... Pointless pleasure? Probably... Pretty pathetic pastime? Positively!
    waterlooSunset waterlooSunset 36-40, M 5 Responses Jun 14, 2012

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    Sir Aperitif,

    It has come to my attention that you have been fulfilling the desires of my guests. The contract states you are only ever to whet appetites, not sate them. How hard is that for you to comprehend? As one lady put it, “I held the glass in my hands, when I first beheld his...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 25, 2012

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    I don't need to want it.

    Everything I write already doesn't make sense.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 20

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    I'm thinking about death.

    .. I, stiltcourt, being of sound mind and body,....okay....okay....not so sound mind, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 23

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    Life In Reverse

    Can you see my Achilles’ heel as I trip over your social norms and stumble on the balance beam of your linear expectations?I don’t know if I like your art -- is that what it is? Was I supposed to look? I missed the cue again, didn’t I?  But I like your smile.Your dress...
    Vignette Vignette 51-55, F 8 Responses May 20, 2012

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    Intuition

    Tend to appreciate that which you can apprehend. Assimilate all that you can behold. Catch all that you can catch on to. Begin to cognize all that your internal compass can reveal. Conceive that which you cotton to then decipher and decode it, dig? Discern it, get it, grasp it...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    I'm dancing!....I'm dancing!

    ....I'm dancing!....I...I...I...saw something....
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 24

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    Pink

    The pink of cheeks and ripe apples The pink of Hello Kitty The pink of uterus, of human flesh The pink of pink
    fuglygirlonthebench fuglygirlonthebench 22-25, F Aug 19, 2012

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    lynnewolf99 lynnewolf99 16-17, F Mar 24

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 24

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    looked at the moon tonight,

    fixed it and i saw her eyes and her mouth and a blue circle surrounding her, how beautiful is she when she is whole and fiercely ruling the sky.
    mrsOrochester mrsOrochester 31-35, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    The conundrum lies behind 18 feather covered

    doors that sway and give way to 18 rather courteous and tall mallard headed shaman. We all escaped the fairy games backwards for our children.
    rainallthedays rainallthedays 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 4, 2014

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    Hurricane

    Stones fall, tumbling, dust rides with them down the mountain. Down falls, floating, riding thermals through the sky. She awakens. He rises. Breakfast shared. Strangers never knew each other. The balcony beckons her and her coffee. He rushes to catch his bus. Stones keep falling...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M 1 Response May 21, 2012

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    I went to take a walk in the sky,

    the clouds said to me that i wasn't welcome amongst them and that i was disturbing them, so i said to them that i had all the right to be here as much as them and that i was going to talk to god about the way they talked to me. And you know what they said that they will be going...
    mrsOrochester mrsOrochester 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 22

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    The mist has grown in my heart

    since that foggy night where everything was doomed, the mist was so thick that when we parted i couldn't find, and my screams were like echoes for the fog had also blinded my voice, and now all i wish for is that the droplets formed in my heart could only evaporate and fall down...
    mrsOrochester mrsOrochester 31-35, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    BLACKMIT OOP DIDNWXNSKXJXD JIPHOP MUSIC FITURR

    DOIND! ticonck yaj! i dint know what i did last migt 'nnnnn all i can remember ithats i kidsed him and he sliledntv
    TheColorfulDino TheColorfulDino 13-15, F Sep 8, 2014

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    Seek And Don't Find.

    The hero emerged... Readily embracing another life. Mystically entering another neglected identity. Naked. Grotesque.I swore. He asked, rather daringly, "Lost youth?" (Even virtue expects revenge.) "Anger promotes pain. Anger, rage, evil, never triumph." (People employ other...
    waterlooSunset waterlooSunset 36-40, M May 14, 2012

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    Yay!!!! I'm so happy!

    !!! Oh my goodness!!!!
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    Damn! That doggie! I slipped!

    ...That ******* doggie!!!!
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F Mar 30

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    Fierrrrce Fierrrrce 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 18

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    Hand To Wall

    Do you see the bare wall behind the painting? The wall itself hangs in a space once occupied by swamp trees, bugs, frogs and roaming cats. Long before the swamp arrived miles of ice piled high, here behind the painting and well above it. Tiny clouds conceal patches of blue that...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M 3 Responses May 20, 2012

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    crying till thy heart becomes too much too take,

    crying like on rainy days that pours like we drinking water and that it is stuck. in thy heart, ues cry until you become rain itself.
    mrsOrochester mrsOrochester 31-35, F a week ago

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    What Child Is This?

    Chanting surrounds the silence in the temple. Still the silence refuses to surrender. It hides. It finds holes. It squirms. It does not surrender.The din closes ranks.The silence finds shadow. Shadow has found a way to hide from the light, but not the noise. Together they maybe...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M 3 Responses May 20, 2012

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    Out Of The World

    Nothing. Nothing. No strings of attachment. Facts based on lies. Emotions based on fantasy. The mind's a playground. The heart's aching for love. Yet they go on. I need to stop. Continuing means engaging in a form of suicide. I need to stop. Cure myself from this addiction...
    fuglygirlonthebench fuglygirlonthebench 22-25, F 3 Responses May 20, 2012

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    OmegaJ OmegaJ 16-17, T Sep 5, 2014

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    lynnewolf99 lynnewolf99 16-17, F Mar 24

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    Rain0069 Rain0069 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    If the wind blows north

    and the flowers tickle your ears, you may have reached onomatopoeia.
    queenjellyfish queenjellyfish 16-17, F Apr 4

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    All around there is mountains,

    and all around the mountains there are cattles, and surroundind the cattles there are houses, and in the houses there are humans, and in the humans there is their heart, but what is there inside their heart, veins pumping blood..:)really ridiculous :)
    mrsOrochester mrsOrochester 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 24

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    All In

    The hazy blue neon sign sputters and flashes its iconic message. Black weathered boots trudge silently over a cemetery of wooden planks stained with dried vomit from those who were unable to stomach another day.He buys his courage – Scotch, neat.The waitress has told him the...
    Vignette Vignette 51-55, F 3 Responses May 19, 2012

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    something magically appeared from nothing.

    then this cosmic debris magically turned into life. then the stars magically controlled this life and feng shui made it all better.
    KarenTheFriendlyGhost KarenTheFriendlyGhost 51-55 2 Responses a week ago

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    Twinkie

    A twinkie bit me for kissing it on the head. The twinkie does not like to cuddle. The twinkie wants to be left alone. The twinkie just likes to lay around all day and get fat. The twinkie never comes when I call it. I don't even know why I keep it around, but I can't help I...
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    Behind The Eyes

    Look no further than your lens. You will see what I see. From behind my eyes, even before the the retinal reflections, I see the world, its people and yes, your smile. Your gloom sits across from me, it asks for its smile to arise. A crowd of people, all their voices, colors...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M 4 Responses Jun 7, 2012

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    One And Zero

    One does not begin at zero. All numbers reach out and find identity in one. They find nothing in zero and zero finds infinity in them. One cannot be lonely, leastwise the loneliest. One is in lONEly. One is not in zero. Zero, however is not lonely. It makes tens, hundreds...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M Feb 17, 2013

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    Fusion

    Confused? Fused with what? Or is it the opposite of fused? What is the con to the fuse that makes it all difficult? Is it the fused to the con? What sticks to the con that makes it fuse to the center of one's thoughts and jumbles them so? It can confound one so. Confound? Found...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M 4 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    I woke up and saw I was sleeping,

    as I leaned forward to grab my phone I only felt light in the dark but not a sound was made when I tried to explain the situation to me. who was it I was in or was seeing from as I slept in my bed, or was I a dream or dreaming while I dreamt of me seeing me dreaming? who knows...
    TheNeverendingLlama TheNeverendingLlama 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 24

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    Contest Rules!

    Enter.Enter for a chance to win!What? Win? Are there losers? Enter for a chance to lose?A building has an entrance and therefor a chance to win is afforded anyone who enters. Premature withdrawl makes the experience void. Do you think we're morons. If we were we would have been...
    RavenDelcor RavenDelcor 56-60, M 1 Response Jun 1, 2012

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