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I Want You All To Know Hurl Is A Girl

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    Really Now?..

    interesting, i been huffing **** with a GIRL named HURL?!?!... *takes huff* that's gay, i thought for sure he... i mean she was a guy.. making it NOHT gay.. but fulluh bromace.. SO MUCH disappointment on mauh half... *takes another huff and passes it to SHE-DEVIL hurl*
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 18, 2012

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    She Showed Me

    ...her fallopian tubes. :)
    Luckybird Luckybird 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 18, 2012

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    And Get This Everyone

    shes not even a girl penguin :o shes a girl person. and shes allegedly got kids.... cute ones i bet.
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 3, 2012

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    Yep

    Yep. I like flowers.
    MyNameIsHurl MyNameIsHurl 31-35, F 6 Responses Sep 18, 2012

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    There is a girl whom I called princess. Her birthday is near. I wish I could wish her even if she hates it. God, you are getting old now. I hope you are not angry at me like you...
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    LilithPersephone LilithPersephone 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    So I created this experience for all the attractive people out there, who actually know they are attractive and would like others to know. Because people get ragged on for even...
    blanketspace blanketspace 18-21, F 7 Responses Apr 8

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    If all you are going to do is tell me that everything that was done to me from the time I was a child is my fault, don't bother talking to me. If all you're going to do is say...
    MidniteWriter42 MidniteWriter42 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 14

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    Andy Grammer's " Honey I'm good" https://youtu.be/Go7gn6dugu0 Nah nah honey, I?m good I could have another but I probably should not I?ve got somebody at home [Verse 1...
    oneinawillian oneinawillian 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 16

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    I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHO OR WHAT YOU MAY BE I LOVE YOU MORE THEN ME MORE THEN THE MOON MORE THEN THE STARS MORE THEN LIFE MORE THEN EVEN MY FIRST LOVE IF YOU HAVE NEVER KNOWN LOVE...
    o3118152 o3118152 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 25

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    Please , once again DO NOT send me your penis pics .. I dont want to see your c** shots or etc ' Neither .. I can not stand it , its very annoying after awhile ESPECIALLY when its...
    WilddBlaccBerry WilddBlaccBerry 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 26

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    Just because I say okay doesn't mean it's okay sometimes it is and sometimes it isn't I guess you will never know I'm usually never okay or never fine
    butterflybaby123 butterflybaby123 13-15 1 Response Mar 29

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    if you want to play us, you're gonna get played twice!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    https://youtu.be/_-W-QdyILRY
    oneinawillian oneinawillian 41-45, M Apr 15

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    oneinawillian oneinawillian 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 15

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    oneinawillian oneinawillian 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 17

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    oneinawillian oneinawillian 41-45, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I'm the guy that when my feet hit the floor in the morning, the says "Oh ****, he's up!" And he runs and hides
    Josh1978 Josh1978 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 31

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    🎡🎢🎀 happy birthday to me , happy birthday to me , happy birthhhhhhdayyyyyyy to meeeeeee , happy to birthday to me πŸ˜©πŸ’‹πŸŽ‚
    WilddBlaccBerry WilddBlaccBerry 22-25, F 10 Responses Apr 3

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    TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
    NorthCarolinaNC NorthCarolinaNC 26-30, F 10 Responses Apr 8

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    Well, yeah... April the 14th. Happy birthday to me!
    pvici pvici 26-30, M 2 Responses Apr 13

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    What a great group to post in.....
    DomestixGoddess DomestixGoddess 46-50, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I want you to know 3 things about me : 1) I am not new to experience project, I am starting off afresh by erasing everything on my profile. Same account but a new start. 2) I...
    Leavingyoubehind Leavingyoubehind 70+, F 2 Responses Apr 1

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    Hi People, I really need some help. I really appreciate your time helping me. Thank you. I'm in a relationship of 6 years. Started as friends and then became lovers. I love her. I...
    marcdavid20 marcdavid20 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 5

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    Okay guys. So I bet that some of you might have some questions about one or more of my experiences. If you do, don't be afraid to send me a message and ask me. I'll tell you all...
    JustMe0923 JustMe0923 16-17, M 9 hrs ago

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    1) I do not tolerate racism, sexism or any mean spirited comments. I don't want to talk to you if you are an overall rude person. 2) I don't send nudes and I don't want nudes. All...
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    Don't you think, Girl ? That WHEN I ask you to Marry me, You SHOULD know I am Serious about a Relationship WITH you; and that I'm 'not" just trying to mess with your Head or Heart...
    desireindisguise desireindisguise 61-65 Apr 9

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    I don't just mean in a romantic way. Romance is overrated in my book and I think our culture esteems romantic relationships to an unhealthy degree. (but that's a different post) I...
    writerguy331 writerguy331 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 31

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    :( i want to be with her. at a beach or something. just us two. no one else has to be around. The cool breeze and the soft sand underneath our feet. The calm water and orange...
    meetmeinthepouringrain meetmeinthepouringrain 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    Thinking of you now.I long for your kiss,I yearn for your touch.I want to spend an entire weekend in bed with you.All the time making incredible love.Leave your stress at the door...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 46-50, M Apr 12

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    Look into my eyes and witness first hand the chaos that lurks within my head, and experience an agony so potent it absorbs al tears and leaves you with a parched throat and running...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response 6 days ago

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    No one is gonna remember you. Most of the people around will say exactly what I said "ok so what? He is dead, we don't care!" I want you to see the truth, like I saw it long time...
    DawnSahour DawnSahour 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 27

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