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I Want You All To Know Hurl Is A Girl

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    And Get This Everyone

    shes not even a girl penguin :o shes a girl person. and shes allegedly got kids.... cute ones i bet.
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 3, 2012

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    Really Now?..

    interesting, i been huffing **** with a GIRL named HURL?!?!... *takes huff* that's gay, i thought for sure he... i mean she was a guy.. making it NOHT gay.. but fulluh bromace.. SO MUCH disappointment on mauh half... *takes another huff and passes it to SHE-DEVIL hurl*
    Doxtah Doxtah 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 18, 2012

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    She Showed Me

    ...her fallopian tubes. :)
    FrigidSpinster FrigidSpinster 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 18, 2012

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    Yep

    Yep. I like flowers.
    MyNameIsHurl MyNameIsHurl 31-35, F 6 Responses Sep 18, 2012

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