I promise I am not stretching the truth, my manhood is this long, or longer.... and as big around as the fattest part of a baseball bat!
A true artist takes much pride in her work!
Well, it looks like he's showing the size of something with his hands. So, "Her butt was this big", seems fitting to me.
Why is everyone so damn busy..
Hair club for men can do this for me?
why don't you come up with a picture for my caption!
Not on my ottoman you don't!
"Russell just didn't believe her when she said "size wasn't important"
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."