Hair club for men can do this for me?
No man can eat 50 eggs......
A true artist takes much pride in her work!
I promise I am not stretching the truth, my manhood is this long, or longer.... and as big around as the fattest part of a baseball bat!
why don't you come up with a picture for my caption!
Not on my ottoman you don't!
IJerry wished he had known it was just a "figure of speech" a bit earlier.
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
Why is everyone so damn busy..
"Russell just didn't believe her when she said "size wasn't important"
Well, it looks like he's showing the size of something with his hands. So, "Her butt was this big", seems fitting to me.