I promise I am not stretching the truth, my manhood is this long, or longer.... and as big around as the fattest part of a baseball bat!
IJerry wished he had known it was just a "figure of speech" a bit earlier.
"Russell just didn't believe her when she said "size wasn't important"
why don't you come up with a picture for my caption!
Not on my ottoman you don't!
Well, it looks like he's showing the size of something with his hands. So, "Her butt was this big", seems fitting to me.
Hair club for men can do this for me?
Why is everyone so damn busy..
No man can eat 50 eggs......
A true artist takes much pride in her work!
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."