Personal Stories, Advice, and Support
IJerry wished he had known it was just a "figure of speech" a bit earlier.
why don't you come up with a picture for my caption!
Not on my ottoman you don't!
"Russell just didn't believe her when she said "size wasn't important"
A true artist takes much pride in her work!
Why is everyone so damn busy..
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
No man can eat 50 eggs......
Well, it looks like he's showing the size of something with his hands. So, "Her butt was this big", seems fitting to me.
I promise I am not stretching the truth, my manhood is this long, or longer.... and as big around as the fattest part of a baseball bat!