Hair club for men can do this for me?
I promise I am not stretching the truth, my manhood is this long, or longer.... and as big around as the fattest part of a baseball bat!
Well, it looks like he's showing the size of something with his hands. So, "Her butt was this big", seems fitting to me.
A true artist takes much pride in her work!
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
Why is everyone so damn busy..
IJerry wished he had known it was just a "figure of speech" a bit earlier.
No man can eat 50 eggs......
"Russell just didn't believe her when she said "size wasn't important"
why don't you come up with a picture for my caption!
Not on my ottoman you don't!