Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 67 People
More Liquid Than Solid - Given that when he laughs, Santa's belly wiggles like a bowl full of jelly, we can deduce that Santa is comprised of a gelatin-like matrix, and is actually more of a liquid than a solid with high surface tension. This enables Santa to flow down the...
FrankRazorclaw 1 Response 1 Jul 12
It's All Theory! - Santa is probably some type of being that exists displaced from time space. Since he isn't bound to our rules of linear movement through time he can simply just "be" in side of your home when he is making his deliveries. This would explain...
KIFACTOR 0 Dec 1, 2008
:( - Come on EP getrid of the winter and Christmas stuff PEASE
mad316 0 Jun 7, 2012
I Don't Have a Chimney!!!!!!!!!! - How am I going to get my presents now?!
deleted 1 Response 0 Nov 30, 2008
Actually - Santa is a space alien who has access to a teleporter like Capt Picard used in star trek. His is a portable one that fits on his sleigh. I think its Rudolph who mans the controls and sends Santa into the house. He doesn't actuall come down the chimney...
levin60kitty 2 Responses 0 Dec 2, 2008
Oh! Er, Um. - Eeeh.. I can explain! I can explain! Um, hehehe hee ^^', so, well.. sweetie, er, you see... uh... but OH! What do we have here? Pre-Christmas present? I wonder what's in it! I'll put it here on the sofa. *places* *runs*
Bob57 1 Dec 1, 2008
On A Beam - He uses star trek technology and is beamed down by Scottie.
Rapolis 2 Responses 2 Dec 17, 2011
Santa Had An Incident - Sometimes in the dead of winter, people ponder: Is there a 'Santa'? Where does he really live? How come the the Elves have not unionized? My grandpa told me a tale once. Many questions. None of them matter now... It was sometime in 1974, middle America...
EricS 14 Responses 3 Nov 30, 2008
Magic - Santa uses magic dust to get down Chimneys and Santa is magic :) I am a child at heart and love all the anticipation :)
jellybean113 0 2 days ago
A Myth! - Santa doesn't use the Chimney!!! Some houses don't even have chimneys.... So, it's only plausible that Santa teleports into people's home. That's right! He has technology beyond our own! Whoo! XD Where do you think the idea teleportation came from, with...
deleted 2 Responses 0 Dec 1, 2008
Santa - Santa,I want to know,How he gets down the chimney,What happens,When there's no chimney,Even better still,What he does,When the chimney's collapsed!
lazycrazybasket 2 Responses 0 Nov 6, 2011
Tell That to a Child! - If you were working as a Santa in a store and a child ask you the big question, how would you respond? I think I might say magic dust..I like things that sparkle!
wiseowl 5 Responses 2 Nov 29, 2008
Oh, Let Me... - He doesn't use the chimney. He gets his big fat *** in through the door at three in the morning after being out at the liquor store all night, throws the presents at the tree, then goes and has sex with mommy and goes to bed.
drcynic 11 Responses 0 Feb 9, 2009
Pure Magic... - The magic of believing, is the magic of doing. I never believed in Santa, but that one is easy. Magic is the answer! LOL.
skinnybitch 0 Feb 9, 2009
I'm Crying In A Bathroom Just To Hide My Tears - Right now it's 4:24 am as I start to write this. I didn't think the stuff in my life could get worse but my life loves to prove me wrong. Because I am afraid of anyone in my family seeing me cry I'm in the bathroom siting on the...
Alisaperne6446 0 Nov 6
I Want You To Try These Questions On For Size - I Want You to Try These Questions On For Size 1.How old were you when you got your first real kiss?17 18 maybe2. How do you flush the toilet in public?I use my jedi mind trick to make the toilet think its hungry.I use my foot3.Do...
dadatworkalot 0 Nov 19
I Want You To Try These Questions On For Size... - 1.How old were you when you got your first real kiss? Sadly 23 lol i was super shy 2. How do you flush the toilet in public? Depends if it the kind with a sensor i dance in front of it til it flushes lol if it has a knob i...
needtovent85 0 Nov 23
Yes! You Read This Before You Commence Adding Me. - If you plan to add me and become a fan of me or something like that, then first before you even do so. I want you to break out even further and message me and we can talk. I can ask why you want to add me and so on and so forth...
exsaiyan 2 Responses 2 Nov 15
How Do I Change Into A Werewolf? - I want to know how to become a werewolf. My friend is one and has showed me and told me how it feels. She won't tell me how to change though. If anyone out there knows, please message me. This is not a joke.
Samanthawf 0 3 days ago
This Might Suprise You But.... - This will probably come to you as a surprise, but I don't talk about sex w people on EP. :( ANYWAYS, I want you to know something about me: Who I am is curious. I am a "real questionator" (not the EP questionator.) I sometimes surprise people...
AdventurousProfiler 3 Responses 5 Nov 11
Do You Know How Bad I Want You? - Play my bodyLike a songPin my wristsWith hands so strongFeel my heartStart to raceFast or slowYou set the paceUse your teethTo mark my skinUnleash your animalFrom deep withinMake me dripWith want and needThen taste my passionSate your greedDewy...
prettytoes 5 Responses 3 Nov 17
I Want You To Read This - I'll probably take some time before adding you or accepting your request. That's because I want to get used to this site better and get to know people on here better. Also I won't respond to any perverted messages and I'll block you right away.
TheOneWhoEscaped 5 Responses 5 Nov 5
Before Adding Me On Your Circle! - Hi, I’m EJ 21 years old I just want you to read this before adding me on your circle. I’m here to be real and honest. I’m here because I want to share my feelings, thoughts, and even secrets. I’m here to read other stories and getting...
MeEJ 3 Nov 18
I Want You To Read This Before Adding Me To Your Circle. . . - have deleted and remade my account three times due to unnecessary drama, and stress. . . so this time i am being more picky with who i accept into my circle. 1. send me a message before adding me, i would like to get...
summersend02 2 Responses 2 Nov 24
50 Questions - I Want You to Try These Questions On For Size 1.How old were you when you got your first real kiss?17 18 maybe2. How do you flush the toilet in public?I use my jedi mind trick to make the toilet think its hungry.I use my foot3.Do you wear your seatbelt in the car...
dadatworkalot 0 Nov 19
Day 1- Favourite Song - Probably The Fear by Lily Allen.. Explains how I feel daily, being so caught up about weight and myself... It's just the fear that pulls me back from living a better life
BeeKay20 1 Nov 16
Read Before Adding - Hey, I'm Becky, I am 18 and live in England. I am an easy going person and will talk to pretty much anyone, I try not to be judgemental and keep open minded. But, there are certain things that will keep me from adding you to my circle... First, don't just...
LonelyGirl1995 1 Response 3 3 days ago
How Josh And I Met - The mid year of 2011 was when we met. It was at a party, and I had just fallen off the roof while talking to a boy on the phone. I walked inside to the party and found Josh sitting at the computer desk on facebook. I asked him if I could check my facebook...
confusedcrystal 2 Responses 1 Nov 7
How I Found Ep - Well, its kind of interesting ..about a month ago I tried to quit smoking ciggs it was on a Sunday ..the whole day was pretty much a crappy day for me ..stressful at work ..I was in a mood swing leave me alone type mood, finally I finished my shift at work then...
alukard 0 Nov 23
I Don'T Want People Who Aren'T Sincere - How many times does it take to find someone who is sincere. I'm so sick of lies and false people with the intention of chatting then you think you've found a person who is real and they let you down coz they are just having fun. I don't...
Aylalee 6 Responses 7 Nov 22
My Dirlfriend *** <3 - Plain and Simple. I want you back. I need you back. I love you, way beyond words can describe. dreams that seem so real make me want you even more. I don't actually think I could want you any more than I do right now. I miss your company, laugh, smile...
taleijahrae 1 Response 0 Nov 8
Do Pervs Know How Pathetic They Are - Again i have had to delete more people from my circle and now only have communication open to circle friends I really only add people back who i have known for a while or somebody who takes the time to say hi or answer my questions and...
ExtremeNext 10 Responses 6 Nov 9
Take Me Away.. - In my feelings, in all my emotions ,all my moments you are omnipresent ,in every waking hours, in my dreams you are there ,wherever I go ,whatever I do you are there..In each experience of mine you are there, you are the world to me and I want you beyond any...
winterfall 1 a week ago
You Want To Know What I Think - here I go ..listen with your heart,lend me your ears as I surrender my soul..If something hurts please do understand ...Sometimes I think to run away from everything as I can't be with you and things dont seem to fall in place I feel am the only...
winterfall 0 a week ago
Your Deadly Sins - Greed: 40%Wrath: 40%Envy: 20%Gluttony: 0%Lust: 0%Pride: 0%Sloth: 0%Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%You'll die in a shuttle crash, on your way to your resort on the moon.LOL That is really funny!!!
LadyGypsy 1 Response 0 Nov 8
How Many Times? - Have you been drinking? I have. But still. I love you. I'll quit for you.
SweetKiester 2 Responses 2 Nov 15
I Am Quite Happy To Move On Now.... Strange. - You know I hardly thought about him today, and when I did only the horrible things came to my mind? is that normal? When I first met him I weighed 62kgz, and I was happy, I had always been the type of person that would just pick at...
Paulaislost 0 Nov 18
Testing The Water - I wish to always swim in your love. I want to know how to dive.
MorningBreeze 2 Responses 2 Nov 23
I Would Love To Meet You, However.... - If you are about to click your mouse or push your pudgy finger on the "Add to Circle" button, I beg of you not to, I am probably not going to just add you too, I would first like to meet you, I seriously don't care where you are from, your...
MW1321 2 Responses 2 Nov 24
Your Mind Is Green - Of all the mind types, yours has the most balance. You are able to see all sides to most problems and are a good problem solver. You need time to work out your thoughts, but you don't get stuck in bad thinking patterns. You tend to spend a lot of time...
letskillhitler 1 Response 0 Nov 26
"You know how I am with names..." "I'm your husband...!"
flailure 1 Response 1 2 days ago
Anything You Want To Know! - Seriously! Hit me with your best shot! I'll answer whatever lol
CodyMichaelMontgomery 0 Nov 5
All You Need To Know About Me. - I only have one thing I think you need to know about me before you add me to your circle. I'm from South Dakota, not San Diego. I've never even been to California.
LivvieDestroyerofSocks 2 Responses 1 Nov 7
Do This Before You Kill Yourself. - Before you kill yourself, try this: # http://www.nathanielbranden.com/exercises/ # http://www.nathanielbranden.com/exercises/sentence-completion-i/ #Don't worry about the first link. Just look at the second one. Here's what you do: You have a...
codenameblueboy 1 Response 1 Nov 8
If Your Cool - If your cool and play nice and respectful I don't mind adding u.
Ibleedred 4 Responses 1 Nov 8
Miss You! - Wishing you were here with me on this nature walk.
musicinme 1 Response 1 Nov 9
Careful. You've Been Warned. - Tonight I'm channeling my inner redneck through a glass of bourbon. Ok... multiple glasses. Go ahead and add me, but consider yourself warned.
CuriousNomad 6 Responses 6 Nov 9
Your Soft Musk - Your essence. I smell it. And, it stirs me heady.
DisembodiedLied 4 Responses 1 Nov 10
You'Re Heartless - She's hurt because of your unkindness, your cold and vicious heart.
Jeggo 1 Response 1 Nov 10
With Apologies To Mr. Petty - The waiting isn't the hardest part. It’s the wanting. And I want you. Here. Now.
CuriousNomad 3 Responses 8 Nov 10
I'M Still Young Pervs! - So lately I have been getting messages from 40 something Pervs wanting to sext or skype. No thanks bro. I'm only 14! I have a boyfriend whom I love just gonna put that out there. I hate cheaters and liars.
katd1234 3 Responses 0 Nov 11
Before You Add... - 1. If you have dirty fetishes, please don't add. 2. I don't have love on my mind for now. 3. I don't believe in online relationship. Thanks!
pixyglow 1 Response 1 Nov 12
Before You Even Think Of Talking To Me Or Adding Me - Read this: * Make sure you are thinking with your brain not with your **** or I will be the meanest person you have ever met and if your profile picture is explicit go away and talk to someone else! I'm not here to cyber or...
Alitakate 6 Responses 10 Nov 13
Burrito. - Hot, cheesy burrito is dancing in my brain. Gooey, thick burrito. . Sunny wants you now!
sunnyisle 4 Responses 4 Nov 14
Surprise Me ... Ask Any Thing U Want !! - am so shy ... and i want to put an end to this , so bring it on .. ask any thing
solonelyy 1 Response 0 Nov 15
Before You Do Anything - I don't want to be rude but please do not add me from your circle if you just want some intimate or sexual relationship with me. I am in no state to say yes and I am.not afraid to block or report you. But if you just want a friend to talk to I am always...
wherethehealingbegins 3 Nov 17
Be Yourself - Out of everyone in the world you are imperfectly perfect just the way you are.
baconrind 1 Response 2 Nov 17
If You Had The Choice... - Will you hold me? Or will you let me go?
AiLiaSoleil 5 Responses 2 Nov 18
Can You Guess Which Is The Lie? - 1. I am the youngest out of four. 2. I find serial killers more interesting than 98% of the people I actually know. 3. I can't snap. 4. I play the clarinet. 5. I walk my dog three times a day. 6. I care more about the relationships of fictional...
letskillhitler 2 Responses 0 Nov 25