Dear 18 year-old Jasmin, I hope that you've gotten your poo together 'cause if you still haven't, try harder. As of this time, your still awake pass your bedtime but it's okay...
Ok, so I've been getting inboxed by some real "interesting characters" lately. So, here's my list of people I DON'T want to chat with:
Anyone who gets off on urin.ation, defeca...
I want you so bad right now.
I've been thinking about you.
I can't get you out of my mind.
I'm watching you. I know you're bad for me but you're just oh so good and tasty...
I wrote this today, I just want your opinions and tips.
Spending all your time daydreaming
Wishing every second you were leaving
To let lose and escape
Come with me and forget...
So we've known each other for a good while now. I'd say 3 years is pretty long. I've always thought you we're hilarious. I think that's the reason I dated you. It was horrible...
Latley your all I think about.. Then I feel down because we will NEVER be together. Its hard seeing your face because i don't want anything as badly as I want you.
I want you
I want you
I want you
I want you to be aware of people that you believe are your friends. Oh! Yes we have met many thinking they would do anything for you.
Or is it they would do anything to you to...
After I have experienced how it is like to be with you, I can't help but long to be with you again soon.
I want you for sure! Now, please? ;)
What if I die now as I am writing this for you. I want you to know, I loved you all this time and Now. I love you. I do not believe anything they say about you. I am not worried...
I love being asked questions. I want you to ask me questions as in how many people I've slept with and so on
i want you to ask me any question,i will answer all questions so ask away i couldnt be more bored
I want you to ask me questions. Go on. Ask away.
I understand what you did, I am not angel too, I have my flaws. I don't feel anger or hatred, we don't need that. But I want you to know, I forgave you. It still hurt, it's not a...
I want you to design a ten storey Word House.
I am a very open person, I want you to ask me absolutely anything and I will answer honestly.
I want you to write a ten word poem, START!
Come on people, ask me things ^_^ nothing too sexual though. No, I'm not gonna send you pics and no I don't want yours and I'm not interested in anything sexual with you :p so now...
To my beautiful girlfriend I want you to know you make me the happiest man alive, and that i wouldnt choose to have my life any other way.
There are many things we come across, some affect us , some just pass. Here are some of the things that left a deep impact on me and continue to influence my thoughts, words and...
Everyone's ****** up you just gotta decide what kinda ****** up it is you're into.
If you want to add me, just shoot me a message first. I don't want to just add anybody I barely know. Just like to get to know you a little better and why you want to add me before...
1. Don't be afraid to message me - I've heard I give off a "scary" vibe. I'm a nice guy, just don't get on my bad side.
2. I'm not going to add you just because you added me. I...
He loves me, no doubt, but ******* WANT me, please!
**** it! Ask away *******!
Disgusting Filthy ******' Flies All flies should be tied down, spread-eagled and jack hammered. That would teach them a lesson
I was ******* my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in.
She said, "You can't do this to me!"
I said, "I know... that's why I'm doing it to her."
Since I've recently joined EP and I love how supportive and open minded people are in here, I wanted to share a few things about me before you guys message/add me. I'm a calm...
We function in tight partnership with our mother Boston party bus and limo rental providers company - Roman Limousine. Without the trust of its prospects no corporation would...
I've been married for over 20 yrs. I basically got married because I was young, dumb and full of you know what! That's about 90/95% of young men in the world! Lol But I assumed...
I know I rarely if ever dance with anybody else at a party, but if you asked me to dance, I would get up and dance with you. Tonight I watched you standing there, your back against...
he knew what he wanted and he went for it
Harrowing thoughts, the beginning of evil without end, air assault.
Being sexually insatiable has consequences but what's life without risk?
Whether or not you are trying to find Bobcat hire or bobcats, Hotfrog may be the place to head over to. Look through the companies under in NORTH PERTH, WA or prolong your quest to...
She crushed my heart without doing anything. By not doing.
She crushed my tomatoes without doing anything.
By nothing, man.
"There" he said, thrusting letters toward her, without further explanation.
She was learning to live life without him. He mysteriously reappears, making her question everything.
War without end engulfs combatants where ends are not defined.
Judging people without knowing them is childish and narrow minded.
Lol, LMAO. People without minds need shortcuts for speech. -- IKR?
My life has not been the same without you around.
You be my princess baby and I'll be your prince
Pay me what you owe me then we'll talk stories !
Don't look now but somebody just sneezed in your soup
The males on here said ....in their experience with women...your just not pull through for him...