I Want You to Get Me An Oompa Loompa Right Away

In other words, I'm a spoiled rotten brat. 92 People

    Snooki

    I want my own Snooki. Why havent i gotten one yet? She'd be awesome. We could go shopping together. Get our nails done. Id go get coffee while she gets yet another fukkin tan. The best part? Id always be the more sober one. So again, why cant i havez a Snookz? *chugs* Leo...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    10 Responses Jun 3, 2011

    Oompa Loompa Doopdy Do

    Do what the Oompa Loompas doopdy do!!!!
    missytiger missytiger
    61-65, T
    May 27, 2011

    YOU! Yes, You!

    Get me an Oompa Loompa now! NOW, I say! What are you waiting for? Get me that damned Oompa Loompa!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 11, 2008

    Oompa!

    Then the cutesy Snooki errrr.........Oompa can fetch me my beerz and cigz
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    10 Responses May 25, 2011

    Can't Live Without One

    My old Oompa Loompa ran away and now I'm so sad and don't know what to do. They are very handy around the house. They do dishes, cook, clean, and are great when you have to change a light bulb. Just put one of these guys on your shoulder and boom, light bulb is changed. They are...
    SoMuchToSay SoMuchToSay
    36-40, M
    May 1, 2008

    OMG!!! I Can Not Believe This!!!

    I swear I just wrote in a survey on myspace that I wanted an oompa-loompa and everyone thought I was crazy... we are the music makers... we are the dreamers of dreams... I LOVE OOMPA-LOOMPA'S!!!
    phidget phidget
    31-35, F
    4 Responses May 12, 2008

    What Do You Call...

    What do you call the oompa loompa who got sodomized by an everlasting gobstopper in the fizzy drink room at the chocolate factory? Candy ***.*ba dum swish*
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 14, 2011

    Oompa Loompa

    i love oompa loompas..but i could not eat a whole one...anyway they give me gas and the e numbers in them turn my skin orange.....oh my god i am turning into one...
    maninamousesuit maninamousesuit
    51-55, M
    May 12, 2008

    Oompa Loompa Loma Da...

    i would love to own one.. i would give them all the cholate they wanted...and my room would never be dirty and i would be a lot more orginized :)))) lol so does anyone know where i can buy one of someting?? do you think willy wonka will share??? man i would call him if i could...
    rockinkandy rockinkandy
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 23, 2008

    Yes

    I shall name him George and love him and hug him and feed him fish good until he shows me where the end of the rainbow lies and I gets me pot of gold. GOLD! GOLD! Precious gold. Also he'll make me some chocolate and ****
    prolit1 prolit1
    22-25, M
    Mar 26, 2012

    Veruca Salt Rocks!

    I have always loved the Willy Wonka characters. I use Veruca Salt as an example for my daughter all the time. Whenever I feel like she becomes unruly and demanding, I pull the Veruca maneuver. I look her in the eye and say " But I want it nooooow!" Then I break into...
    emptyheart emptyheart
    41-45, F
    Dec 19, 2007

    Where Do You Get a Fizzy Lifting Drink

    I want me one of those and the chocolate river too. 
    gdgtgrl gdgtgrl
    41-45, F
    Apr 22, 2008

    I Want a Bean Feast!

    I wouldn't mind an Oompa Loompa.  I'm sure they'd be better at cleaning my room than I am.  And probably homework too.  ;)
    Chanteuse1984 Chanteuse1984
    26-30, F
    Jun 7, 2007

    No Please Don't

    I love the movie, especially toward the end where I think Mike TeeVee wants to try out the miniaturaizaiton thingy and Gene Wilder says 'please stop, don't' in this tone of voice that tells us that he's tired of all these bratty, annoying kids and he just has to tell the kid to...
    Morgause Morgause
    41-45, F
    1 Response Aug 9, 2008

    What About the Girl Oompa Loompas?

    I'd show her the wang doodle was nothing to be afraid of.
    hellosailor hellosailor
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Oct 14, 2006

    And I Want It Now!

    Because, honestly... who couldn't use an Oompa Loompa?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Oct 13, 2006
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