I Want You To Join This Group And Write A Stupid Story

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    Okay...

    Once upon a time... There was a cute little puppy dog. The little puppy dog decided he wanted to go outside and play, but his owner said he was too small. Tired of staying inside all of the time, he decided he was going to sneak out! So, he waited for the perfect day, when...
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Aug 12, 2010

    One Way....

    So John gets a new job.  After the first week he is out with his girlfriend Joanie... Joanie asks him.... "How far do you have to commute to your new job, John?" John tells her..."It's a half hour drive to get there... but an hour and half to drive home!" Joanie asks...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 26, 2010

    Join This Group?, *done*.. Stupid Story?.. You Betcha!!

    Once upon a time ther was a silly goose. The silly goose liked swimming in the lake and making rude comments and point fingers at all those silly airplanes that couldent flap with ther wings. Luckily(for someone),, a mad man lived nearby in a house next to the lake. For story...
    Tanuron Tanuron
    26-30, M
    1 Response Aug 11, 2011

    Haiku

    The cat eats the mouse Windows 8 is 64 bits I f*cked the cherry tree
    Krapsparov Krapsparov
    70+
    Aug 12, 2013

    Stupid Story From A Stupid Writer: This Author

    The fairytale begins with an aspiring-to-be writer who loves to come up with stories. The writer wanted to spread these ideas so badly with someone besides her pestering sister that she decided to publish them online. The stories finishes of with the writer being criticized for...
    Sil833 Sil833
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jan 4, 2013

    I Got Here As Fast As I Could.

    This is my thing, my bailywick. My core competence.  Watch this space. 
    penguinswon penguinswon
    51-55
    1 Response Apr 26, 2010

    High School Crush

    There was a stupid girl who had a crush on the captian of the football team in her high school. She wished he would take her to the Homecoming Dance. She decided to get his attention: She decided to stuff her bra. Unfortunately, all she had were ball bearings. She stuffed...
    Sage360 Sage360
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Aug 28, 2010

    My First Stupid Story On Here!

    first...i do not want any stupid comments about my english cuz my english is not good...so read and shut up please :) thanks... now..... one a day from 326572676 years there was an old man .. this old man has a kid ... befor the old man died he ask his son to make a mission after...
    failasof failasof
    18-21
    4 Responses Aug 13, 2010

    Drama Queen

    There was a stupid high school girl who felt like everyone ignored her. She got an idea one day during the lunch break. She wrapped herself in toilet paper and set it on fire. That's how she got everyone's attention.
    Sage360 Sage360
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Aug 27, 2010

    Forgive Me If I Sounded Like Drunk

    I'm feeling half sad and half confused. Sad because most posts or stories I find lately were about leaving EP, or not being happy with the way changes have been done, or few who do not really like EP for what it is now, compared years back. The vents and the complaints, the...
    ladyryan ladyryan
    46-50, F
    7 Responses Aug 12, 2013

    A Stupid Story?

    Sounds like a daft question! lol Might come up with something later...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    1 Response Aug 27, 2010

    Stupid Cat Lover

    There was this stupid lady who had a cat named Fluffy.  Fluffy shedded a lot;  her hair would puff out and get all over the stupid lady's clothes and stuff.  So the stupid lady started licking Fluffy.  The stupid lady ended up coughing up hairballs.
    Sage360 Sage360
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Apr 27, 2010

    A Fable

    Once there was a person who was the smartest person in the world.  He had an IQ of 350 or even higher.  He worked in a secret think tank where various scientists and thinkers combined their freakish intelligences.  They designed invisible time-traveling...
    BayouBaxter BayouBaxter
    36-40, M
    4 Responses Apr 26, 2010

    Hmmm. Just about every story I write is a

    stupid story. Just go look for them.
    Serenitree1 Serenitree1
    70+, F
    Mar 19

    How Much Is That Doggie In The Buick?

    Susy Stupid was walking her dog Rover. Rover saw a red Buick drive by. Rover got away from Susy and leaped through the open passenger window. The car drove Rover away from Susy Stupid.  So Susy sulked.  The End.
    Grin32 Grin32
    31-35, M
    1 Response Apr 26, 2010

    This Is My Stupid Story

    There was a stupid girl... she lived in a stupid world and all the day she would pray that someone would come along and give her a whirl.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    9 Responses Apr 25, 2010

    Brain Responds

    Hey, don't I look handsome? . Eyebrows and IQ's rise in admiration the I love smart people site proclaims another cerebral friend. Highly intelligent interaction begins.  Congratulations YOU ARE SMART. Welcome to our elite world, ur name? Brains. Perhaps...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Aug 27, 2010

    Stupid Is, As Stupid Does.

    Many years ago,a stupid man was really inebriated and in a random casino.It was a stupid place for a slow witted fellow to be, while dumbed down on spirits.He sat at a slot machine and inserted a quarter and pulled the lever.One quarter fell in the tray.Try again,the doped...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 26, 2010

    Stupid Story Nr 2 + Rant Button 4 Online(i Made Last Title Afterwards Cause I Liked 4)

    Since I always have had a tendency to rant, at least online. And well.. since I feel like doing it again, then wth. How many souls I end up poking off a cliff after they read this.. well who knows, but I would ges.... 4. I like 4.. Its one number less then what people would...
    Tanuron Tanuron
    26-30, M
    Aug 17, 2011

    Stupid Killer

    There was a stupid lady who wanted to kill her husband by rolling over him with her car.  But when she was ready--he stood stupidly in front of her car--it didn't work because she had a flat tire.   
    Sage360 Sage360
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Apr 26, 2010
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