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I Want You To Keep It In Your Pants

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 42 People

    Gerbils

      I hope this group isn't about gerbils....
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 6, 2010

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    In Your Pants Or ...

    Seriously, peeps who have their dangling as their profile pics think, they will turn us on.  It is the contrary for me.  Who cares what your genitals look like, I don't even want to see it and being direct; when I do see one, well, I'm the one who report it too.  Keep it in...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F May 15, 2011

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    Ehhhh It Depends!

    Well not always, for the love of K! Kurzemiete would go loco major, if it'd be always in his pants *heaves a sigh and shakes head incredulously, smiles mischievously *
    NyxInvictus NyxInvictus 41-45 Apr 6, 2010

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    I Don't Want To See The Manhood Or A Avatar That Has A Man Hood

    Keep it in your pants.  Please. Thanks.  
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 8 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    DepthsUnknown DepthsUnknown 36-40 2 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    No...really...

    I'm not just saying it.  I don't want to see you naked.  I don't want you to email me pictures of areas regularly covered by boxer briefs and blue jeans.  I don't want you to describe to me how your manhood will make me lose my mind with it's ecstasy inducing...
    cedricsmom cedricsmom 36-40, F 2 Responses May 11, 2010

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    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 15 hrs ago

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    Ladies, please. I don't want to see your boobs! Cover them stuff up! Thanks. We have no right to tell men to pull up their pants if we can't even keep our boobies in check.
    HigherCalling HigherCalling 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    All this time, I though only one person used me. Only one person abused me. Only one person put me through that much pain. Being used by my cousin is hard enough. But then I...
    betruetoyourself14 betruetoyourself14 13-15, F 4 Responses Apr 4

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    Place your hand over your heart. Do you feel it? That is called purpose. You’re alive for a reason so don’t ever give up. The person who completes suicide, dies once. Those...
    ArtLover01 ArtLover01 66-70, F a week ago

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    What It says in the title people. And it isn't even like anyone else knows either. You just sit down in the bathroom, and realize that the label is backwards. Now you have two...
    badgerman42 badgerman42 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 3

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    Dear Older Me, don't ever let yourself stray from who you are. I want you to keep your head high and stay dedicated to what you love. Don't let others tell you how to live your...
    Kivaria Kivaria 13-15, F Apr 7

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    If you ladies have a personal secret or two, like I do, you can count on me to keep your secret from others. I would trust to keep my secrets too.
    maryannelamb maryannelamb 46-50, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    Why tell to anybody else? I mean.. What would be in it for me? And if you can't share a secret with anyone, humanity is really ****** up.. Although you have to pick whom you are...
    CallMeAmy CallMeAmy 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 10

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    I always say; I'll keep your secrets unless your life is in danger and you need help and I won't lie about telling your secret so you can be safe.
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 10

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    I love poetry, and its been a while since ive read some but ive always like the "how do I love thee" style of mockery. Although its dark, it didnt quite fit in any of the dark...
    lass1 lass1 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 29

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    Without your need my want goes wasted. I want your mind, your thoughts, your body. I want you to need that. The more you need me the stronger my want for you. Ride my lightning...
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 27

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    There are probably a few things that anyone should know before they try to add me. -I probably won't add you back. Reason being, I can't just be friends with random people. If you...
    Unbeholden Unbeholden 18-21, M Mar 30

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    No one is gonna remember you. Most of the people around will say exactly what I said "ok so what? He is dead, we don't care!" I want you to see the truth, like I saw it long time...
    DawnSahour DawnSahour 26-30, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    If You Forget MeI want you to knowone thing.You know how this is:if I lookat the crystal moon, at the red branchof the slow autumn at my window,if I touchnear the firethe...
    helena2111 helena2111 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I really don't. I am not interested in what you have to say if it's just leading up to you asking if I want to see your man berries.
    TickleMeCell TickleMeCell 16-17, T 2 Responses Mar 30

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    Please , once again DO NOT send me your penis pics .. I dont want to see your c** shots or etc ' Neither .. I can not stand it , its very annoying after awhile ESPECIALLY when its...
    WilddBlaccBerry WilddBlaccBerry 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 26

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    For me I'd say smart, sweet, funny, confident, weird, wild, loyal, open-minded, ambitious, optimistic, and friendly. How would you describe yourself?
    BlackMagicAttack BlackMagicAttack 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 29

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    Me, now you. Add your selfies to this post.
    janedoee04 janedoee04 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 8

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    I wanted you to love me your dreams were different
    sirpercival sirpercival 46-50, M Mar 27

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    I want you to know 3 things about me : 1) I am not new to experience project, I am starting off afresh by erasing everything on my profile. Same account but a new start. 2) I...
    Leavingyoubehind Leavingyoubehind 70+, F 2 Responses Apr 1

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    There are over seven billion people on this Earth. The question: have you found yours?
    musicalsoul10 musicalsoul10 22-25, F 5 Responses Mar 28

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    Everytime you get your hurting me enjoyment , i feel sucker punched.
    MeZero0 MeZero0 41-45 Apr 6

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    I'm not here to give you what your husband won't...
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 4 Responses Apr 9

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    Tonight you're mine completely you give your love so sweetly...
    Farmmaid Farmmaid 36-40, F 6 Responses Apr 13

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    Why did you just leave without asking for my reply? No, I don't want you to leave. plain and simple. I thought you understand me. Come back.
    jenny27cruz jenny27cruz 31-35, F Mar 26

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    that i am NOT materialistic.. the things I need are more important than my wants .. so don't try to spoil me with all that expensive ****.. it's not gonna impress me ^_^ .. plus I...
    mergirl123 mergirl123 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    Fancy this experience... I want you to write a 15 word story... As particularly easy. (By the way 15 counts as a word in this)
    atfenix atfenix 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    I hate it when I get a craving for a specific song, but can't remember what it's called or even which band... then I have to spend whole evening looking for it, usually finding I...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M 3 hrs ago

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    Don't add me to your circle if we have never had a conversation, I will assume you're just friend collecting and won't add you back. Also, if your experiences are off the scale...
    Littl3Madam Littl3Madam 18-21, F 9 hrs ago

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    I would love to make friends on here as long as you aren't into: sending unsolicited photos of your private parts, a HUGE no no. Into big b**bs, nappies, p**ing, s*x chat ect...
    missdaisychain missdaisychain 26-30, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut...
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I am open to making new friends here and I will add anyone who adds me into their circle. But that being said I don't reply to messages with perverted, cruel and insulting...
    HollyHS HollyHS 36-40, F 6 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I do not wish to get dirty. I am here to find friends I can call my own. To find brothers and sisters, nieces and nephews, sons and daughters, mothers and fathers. I did not come...
    AkaiAmbrosine AkaiAmbrosine 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    Here is a bit about me and why I am here. I enjoy getting to know people, but it takes time to build a friendship whether that is online or in the real world. If you want to get to...
    00FlyingHome 00FlyingHome 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 9

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    Do not think you own my fear. I will not be captured here. You had me once in gilded cage, At mercy of your whims and rage. And then a glimpse of open sky, I spread my wings and...
    TheWildling TheWildling 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    It was a normal day at the mall. I was in my favorite store for a couple of hours when I finally went to the register. I looked behind me and this girl's eyebrows were beyond...
    deethepoet deethepoet 16-17, F Apr 12