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I Want You To Keep It In Your Pants

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 46 People

    No...really...

    I'm not just saying it.  I don't want to see you naked.  I don't want you to email me pictures of areas regularly covered by boxer briefs and blue jeans.  I don't want you to describe to me how your manhood will make me lose my mind with it's ecstasy inducing...
    cedricsmom cedricsmom 36-40, F 2 Responses May 11, 2010

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    DepthsUnknown DepthsUnknown 36-40 2 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    I Don't Want To See The Manhood Or A Avatar That Has A Man Hood

    Keep it in your pants.  Please. Thanks.  
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 8 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    Gerbils

      I hope this group isn't about gerbils....
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 6, 2010

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    In Your Pants Or ...

    Seriously, peeps who have their dangling as their profile pics think, they will turn us on.  It is the contrary for me.  Who cares what your genitals look like, I don't even want to see it and being direct; when I do see one, well, I'm the one who report it too.  Keep it in...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F May 15, 2011

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    Ehhhh It Depends!

    Well not always, for the love of K! Kurzemiete would go loco major, if it'd be always in his pants *heaves a sigh and shakes head incredulously, smiles mischievously *
    NyxInvictus NyxInvictus 41-45 Apr 6, 2010

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    I'll keep your secret if you want to tell me it :3 PM me, it's not much of a secret here lol.
    AnonymousEm AnonymousEm 18-21, F 4 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Desperate to pee and in need of getting controlled, got a bulging throbbing bladder that feels like keeps getting stretched by every single heartbeat!!! Please be my Controller!
    Manuel009 Manuel009 16-17, M 17 hrs ago

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    I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours first lol idk I wasn't sure what else to really say
    MariahLoveDough MariahLoveDough 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I think of this more and more lately. Thinking of the many ways you can and possibly will own me completely! I want you to own me so completely you never doubt anything about our...
    ALoveWorthFighting4 ALoveWorthFighting4 31-35, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    My name was Veil, I was one out of twenty children selected to live in a subspace called "The Portal Gardens" and save everything. Or try to. This is important! The war is still...
    Brightfire101 Brightfire101 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    So my secret is my parents are going to put me I a arranged marriage with this guy that is like 3 or 4x my age and I'm panicking my mom showed me his picture but he's old and I'm...
    mynameisjoy mynameisjoy 13-15, F 23 Responses 3 days ago

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    So while I was gone off of Ep I was introduced to the world of escorting and I got to say it fun the only thing you basically got to do is sit there and be pretty for rich men and...
    heyitsmaddie heyitsmaddie 18-21, F 39 Responses 4 days ago

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    I secretly hope I can make a small success out of my hobby/side business. I flip, restore, and customize sneakers on the side. Check my pictures in my profile as they include some...
    flyfootguy flyfootguy 31-35, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Let's give in to our animal nature. Throw away the birth control and condoms. We won't need them anymore. Let's stare into each others eyes and see the roaring flame of desire that...
    Newground Newground 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    Writing another one of these,that better reflects what I'm ok and not ok with. 1.I like talking to people who are close to my age. 2.If your profile is mostly blank,no storys...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    If any of you ever need to talk I'm here :)
    skeletoncliquetop skeletoncliquetop 13-15, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    Okay so everyone was really concerned about my friend that we are just going to call her H but so I took the courage to tell her parents in person so I went over her house around 1...
    jadagee jadagee 18-21, F 35 Responses 6 days ago

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    Here's my story: Im eighteen years old nearly Nineteen and have realised how much I need a mother and father figure in my life. I have grown up living with both parents and from an...
    WesHester WesHester 18-21, M 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    I will tribute your wife's pics and keep private sent your photos to dallasheart1970@yahoo.com and tell me where to send the results topless with face will get the best responses...
    dallasheart1970 dallasheart1970 51-55, M a week ago

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    Okay so my friend told me that she's been having s*x with her uncle and she's 15 and she told me that he wanted her to have his baby so now she's pregnant.this secret has been...
    jadagee jadagee 18-21, F 54 Responses a week ago

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    You see that girl? She looks happy, right? Telling jokes, smiling, having a great time and...Dying inside. She's hurt and tired. Tired of all the drama in her life, tired of not...
    xthefeelingsmutualx xthefeelingsmutualx 13-15, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    There isn't anyone who knows my true hopes and dreams or the way my heart aches or the times I've walked days as a ghost. Pain is a torrential threat bearing down on me like a...
    InspireMeZilly InspireMeZilly 26-30, F Feb 4

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    Before we can talk Id like to clarify some points. Im here to have fun, share some of my opinions and hopefully to make some friends along the way. I do enjoy interacting and...
    AgentSeven AgentSeven 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 3

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    I want you to want me, I need you to need me....
    kittyluv78 kittyluv78 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 3

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    Hi everyone and welcome... to my crystal lair. Haha :) Before you message or add me please consider this: 1. I am here to vent in the environment that is ultimately non...
    AmethystCluster AmethystCluster 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 2

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    If you do what you have always done, you will get the same results you have been getting. If you want to stunt your growth and feel stuck in the same place forever, keep making...
    Grace2U Grace2U 66-70, F Feb 2

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    I've seen a lot of people having to change because of society, friends, and family just to fit in. I want to say, never change. I will still be there no matter how different you...
    realityofhers realityofhers 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 1

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    1. I'm don't chat with men 2. I'm only into men that are my age and I already have one. 3. I am here to get to know and/or meet women that are curious, bisexual or lesbian because...
    butterfly1013 butterfly1013 18-21, F Feb 1

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    Okay since I'm getting annoyed again by the messages I receive on here, I'm making up these basic rules. I hope some people will read this before contacting me or adding me: 1) I...
    Kimmy159 Kimmy159 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 1

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    Both actually... This is my first year in this new school, and its really interesting... All the students are always pranking each other infront of others. During an assembly...
    yandrewy yandrewy 26-30, M Jan 31

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    I want her to come home. I miss her. I want her. I need her. I just want her to come home. I've never felt so empty and alone just by not having someone here. Sure i've had losses...
    HerTrueKing HerTrueKing 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 31

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    EP MEN: 1. Anyone I do not know who adds me to their circle will immediately be bumped. No manners or etiquette, no add!! 2. Messages from profiles with suggestive names will...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 30

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    Little or big, everybody has secrets. I can be the Lloyd the Bartender like in the Shining and listen what ever you'll tell.
    Gallantio Gallantio 36-40, M Jan 30

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    my current "girlfriend" and I were best friends growing up and we somewhat came out at the same time. my parents were perfectly fine with is as my older sister is as well and they...
    justtttt justtttt 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 30

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    Here's how to spot it!1. You feel on-edge around this person, but you still want them to like you. You find yourself writing off most of their questionable behavior as accidental...
    Grace2U Grace2U 66-70, F 2 Responses Jan 29

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    1. I'm not a feminist. I'm not a meninist. I support "human rights". -What does this means? That I do not follow feminist ideology, nor this frankenstein online joke of meninism...
    oneiric13 oneiric13 26-30, M 3 Responses Jan 29

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    I've said it before and I will say it again. I am Australian born and bred. Lebanese background, migrant parents. Muslim household, and although I myself do not conform to religion...
    rana3434 rana3434 36-40, F Jan 28

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    What I don't want to hear is you complaining about your life while I am holding my ****. Someone literally just came in the bathroom, took his **** out and started talking about...
    anonyme23 anonyme23 22-25, M 2 Responses Jan 27

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    THE HEART FEELS & CELLS NEVER FORGET or FOR MS. *T* I just lost another friend today. a while ago you landed...
    NyxInvictus NyxInvictus 41-45 Jan 26

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    I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours
    younggirl123 younggirl123 18-21, F 12 Responses