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I Want You To Keep It In Your Pants

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    Ehhhh It Depends!

    Well not always, for the love of K! Kurzemiete would go loco major, if it'd be always in his pants *heaves a sigh and shakes head incredulously, smiles mischievously *
    lunadelobos lunadelobos 41-45 Apr 6, 2010

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    In Your Pants Or ...

    Seriously, peeps who have their dangling as their profile pics think, they will turn us on.  It is the contrary for me.  Who cares what your genitals look like, I don't even want to see it and being direct; when I do see one, well, I'm the one who report it too.  Keep it in...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F May 15, 2011

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    Gerbils

      I hope this group isn't about gerbils....
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 6, 2010

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    DepthsUnknown DepthsUnknown 36-40 2 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    No...really...

    I'm not just saying it.  I don't want to see you naked.  I don't want you to email me pictures of areas regularly covered by boxer briefs and blue jeans.  I don't want you to describe to me how your manhood will make me lose my mind with it's ecstasy inducing...
    cedricsmom cedricsmom 36-40, F 2 Responses May 11, 2010

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    I Don't Want To See The Manhood Or A Avatar That Has A Man Hood

    Keep it in your pants.  Please. Thanks.  
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 9 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    I know most of these people are liars. If the number of the people in this group are really that good at keeping secrets, there would not be so much disloyalty. There are thousands...
    dashuria dashuria 16-17, F 6 Responses Jan 15

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    TheQuietExtrovert TheQuietExtrovert 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 20

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    My body, my choice. Nobody but me gets a say about what I do or don't do with my body. That includes what I wear, who I am intimate with, my right to terminate, and more. Keep your...
    justdreamingxoxox justdreamingxoxox 18-21, F Jan 1

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    :) I've got some things I'm not proud of, I'm sure you do too... I'll keep your secret if you keep mine. I would never judge you. There's no point
    Euphoricbunnymaster Euphoricbunnymaster 18-21, F 13 Responses Jan 2

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    EP is my first secret love for women is my second secret puppies are my third can you keep my secrets ... ill keep yours
    missjessc missjessc 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 4

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    I'll keep your secret if you keep mine.
    joker1938 joker1938 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 17

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    If you tell me a secret, I will keep your secret. It is a code of honor for me. Why betray a friend?
    lakoda07 lakoda07 66-70, M Jan 3

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    I'm typically good at keeping secrets, unless it's something dangerous, or scary out of control. Then I want you to call a hotline or get some professional help.
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 2 Responses Jan 6

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    I am married, not a perfect marriage, but good enough. I am not looking to **** you, or anyone online or in real life. I like to read, write, and talk. My mind holds lots of...
    Funequalsfun Funequalsfun 46-50, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    If you keep a lot of secrets you must have a few close friends. Well I do!
    dariada dariada 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 10

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    Maybe I'm a bit primal, but the scent of a woman's true musk? It often puts me into an animalistic state. As i devour that sweet kitty, & you quiver & buck for me, it only gets...
    my3inch1 my3inch1 31-35, M Jan 14

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    Maybe I'm a bit primal, but the scent of a woman's true musk? It often puts me into an animalistic state. As i devour that sweet kitty, & you quiver & buck for me, it only gets...
    my3inch1 my3inch1 31-35, M Jan 14

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    it definitely isnt easy. just seeing you message me. i could see my heart beating through my chest. i dont know how to feel, what to say. because i love you. but i feel as though...
    Ebolaa Ebolaa 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 6

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    I didn't think that I would make it this far. You make me smile. You make me laugh. You give me advice. You care about me. I want you, but I can't have you. I'm okay with that...
    samsahsincl samsahsincl 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Hi, I don't really know how to say this but, tell me your story, your happy ones, sad ones scary ones, be it long or short, please share them with me. If you don't want to type it...
    jonho10 jonho10 13-15, M 2 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    You know what's so beautiful about life? Life is a book and you are the author. You can write happy ending or sad ones. In the end, that's your life and you pick how you want to...
    rockettothemoon08 rockettothemoon08 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    Please Read This!! Hey, so I want you guys to know that I am not here for anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either...
    canadianchick101 canadianchick101 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 2

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    The moment you realize it's time to STOP denigrating yourself, you unlock your true empowerment.
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 6

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    Well daddy has given me a free pass. So this is how I'm gonna use it. I will post a pic of my face in my profile pic. I will do that within the next hour..just trying to work up...
    kinkysexybabe kinkysexybabe 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 15

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    I want you to show me your heart, firstly, those who have an open heart and are open to ANYTHING please engage with this post, EVERYBODY ELSE, please DO NOT engage. Now for those...
    glassvision glassvision 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    Ask Away! I wanna see how far some of Ep'ers can go. If I want to answer your question I will answer it :)
    Shortie19 Shortie19 18-21, M Dec 29, 2014

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    Girls message me. I want to see your (.Y.)
    girlssendnudesplease girlssendnudesplease 18-21, M Jan 4

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    Okay people, I want you to read this, obviously. If anyone adds me as a friend, could you please tell me WHYYYYYYY? It's really annoying getting added for a reason you don't know...
    Matthews14 Matthews14 13-15, M 5 Responses Jan 16

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    You opened your heart. Here we are, after all of this time & difficulties...."us". Apart, but forever intertwined. Always.
    Oso41412 Oso41412 41-45, F Jan 5

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    If you value your life, you will throw another slice of bacon on the griddle.
    guideme2truth guideme2truth 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 10

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    You project your fear on others; say they hurt you.
    thesubtwin thesubtwin 26-30, T Jan 17

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    Please I'm so bored! (If you want you can ask me them in messages)
    Bonjovi11 Bonjovi11 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 15

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    Needing you..wanting you..loving you..forever and for always!!
    theheartofmemphis theheartofmemphis 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 17

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    No one can stop for who I am,for what I want and for what will I be. I have dreams in my life. I don't give sh*t and waste my time for nothing. I grew up with a simple life,loving...
    Achelle07 Achelle07 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 17

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    No, I want you to love my curves. I'm soft, and quite tired of loving you so much more than requited.
    Mojopins Mojopins 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 18

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    I want you too also, I haven't read very many good ones on here and I know that there are creative people out there. If it helps I'll post mine first There were words carved so...
    rainbowmuffin316 rainbowmuffin316 13-15, T 1 Response Jan 8

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    Yes I can keep secrets. Just tell me that I should never say it to someone else and I will keep it for me. Trust me. :)
    BiNiceBoy BiNiceBoy 22-25, M 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Especially if your secret is you're married and he doesn't know you're going home to him with another man's seed in your birth canal.
    CumIntoYou CumIntoYou 36-40, M 8 hrs ago

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    I have always been easy to talk to and for that reason I have developed very good secret keeping skills! I'm very open minded so I do not judge! You can tell me anything!
    sallypaige sallypaige 22-25, F 10 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    The hard part of being the vault of other's secrets, is not knowing who to give yours to.
    ShyAbusa ShyAbusa 26-30, M 4 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Yup, I'm good at keeping secrets.
    Soleil05 Soleil05 70+, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Hit me up with your secrets and I won't tell a soul :)
    lovelealea lovelealea 41-45, F 15 Responses 4 hrs ago

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