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I Want You To Keep It In Your Pants

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    No...really...

    I'm not just saying it.  I don't want to see you naked.  I don't want you to email me pictures of areas regularly covered by boxer briefs and blue jeans.  I don't want you to describe to me how your manhood will make me lose my mind with it's ecstasy inducing...
    cedricsmom cedricsmom 36-40, F 2 Responses May 11, 2010

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    DepthsUnknown DepthsUnknown 36-40 2 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    In Your Pants Or ...

    Seriously, peeps who have their dangling as their profile pics think, they will turn us on.  It is the contrary for me.  Who cares what your genitals look like, I don't even want to see it and being direct; when I do see one, well, I'm the one who report it too.  Keep it in...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F May 15, 2011

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    Gerbils

      I hope this group isn't about gerbils....
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 6, 2010

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    Ehhhh It Depends!

    Well not always, for the love of K! Kurzemiete would go loco major, if it'd be always in his pants *heaves a sigh and shakes head incredulously, smiles mischievously *
    lunadelobos lunadelobos 41-45 Apr 6, 2010

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    I Don't Want To See The Manhood Or A Avatar That Has A Man Hood

    Keep it in your pants.  Please. Thanks.  
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 9 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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