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I Want You To Keep It In Your Pants

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 44 People

    In Your Pants Or ...

    Seriously, peeps who have their dangling as their profile pics think, they will turn us on.  It is the contrary for me.  Who cares what your genitals look like, I don't even want to see it and being direct; when I do see one, well, I'm the one who report it too.  Keep it in...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F May 15, 2011

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    DepthsUnknown DepthsUnknown 36-40 2 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    Ehhhh It Depends!

    Well not always, for the love of K! Kurzemiete would go loco major, if it'd be always in his pants *heaves a sigh and shakes head incredulously, smiles mischievously *
    NyxInvictus NyxInvictus 41-45 Apr 6, 2010

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    No...really...

    I'm not just saying it.  I don't want to see you naked.  I don't want you to email me pictures of areas regularly covered by boxer briefs and blue jeans.  I don't want you to describe to me how your manhood will make me lose my mind with it's ecstasy inducing...
    cedricsmom cedricsmom 36-40, F 2 Responses May 11, 2010

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    I Don't Want To See The Manhood Or A Avatar That Has A Man Hood

    Keep it in your pants.  Please. Thanks.  
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 8 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    Gerbils

      I hope this group isn't about gerbils....
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 6, 2010

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    I'm really great in keeping secrets. I'm like a locked box, what goes in never comes out. I also don't trust easily, maybe I used to trust but not any more.
    20ShadesOfMe 20ShadesOfMe 16-17, M 1 hr ago

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    I guess I'll start at the beginning.. So two years ago, my father went into stage four heart failure. (In previous years he had a number of heart attacks, and that created a line...
    violentsneezes violentsneezes 16-17, F 2 hrs ago

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    I want to conquer the world
    Karinamvedo Karinamvedo 18-21, F 14 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I travel your landscapes and never get enough of them.
    Cierzo Cierzo 41-45, M 5 hrs ago

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    If you know your value You won't sell yourself short!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 5 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    It's nothing, it's so normal you Just stand there I could say so much But I don't go there cuz I don't want to I was thinking if you were lonely Maybe we could leave here and...
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    "Everybody's heard them before, Silly love songs, the world don't need more. Well I disagree, baby, this one's for you, Cause you make my heart sing a song that's brand new. I've...
    TheOpeningViolinist TheOpeningViolinist 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    I love the flirting, the eye contact the play on words that are involved in the initial slow sweet seduction. I like having the perfectly glossed lips that beckon to be tasted...
    loveCT loveCT 31-35, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Not unless I was with a trusted friend so we can make a quick getaway. But I do want to.
    lemonadedisco lemonadedisco 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    I always keep secrets to my friends, all my life. The last day, last monday, i told a friend my more personal secret and he don't keep it. Now all my friends know it.
    Underwe4r Underwe4r 31-35, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I know someone who embalmed corpses. Press sweaty breaths out of the diaphragm, fill the body with salts and preserving fluids, position them carefully. Last of all, he sewn the...
    natarisworld11 natarisworld11 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    i have many secrets, so i'm good at keeping them
    wolfsparadise wolfsparadise 13-15, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I am ftm and i want you to ask me anything
    loveyourself98 loveyourself98 16-17, T a week ago

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    I always keep a secret. Telling someone a secret shows a great deal of trust in your friendship and I would never dishonor or disrespect that bond with someone.
    iluvgrouphugz iluvgrouphugz 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 21

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    I know in your eyes, I did the most unimaginable, unforgivable thing. I am human. I did what I did to forget all the hurt, disappointment, and to keep from having horrible...
    purtyinpink17 purtyinpink17 36-40, F Jul 21

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    I cry every day now that you are gone Lost and alone I just want you back To hear your voice, to hear your words. Lost and so alone
    msladyred68 msladyred68 46-50, F 6 Responses Jul 21

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    I have a lot. Sad really. Some that are good some that are not. I consider myself an open book but, there are lots of things from my past I keep hidden because people are...
    Fuzzybear79 Fuzzybear79 31-35, F 4 Responses Jul 21

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    Just some things to take note of before messaging me / adding me to your circle. 1. I don't care if you add me to your circle. However I will not add you back unless I consider...
    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94 18-21, F 12 Responses Jul 20

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    My 3 secrets I want you guys to keep: 1. I lost my mother's diadmond ring and blamed it on the neighbor and now they got a lawsuit on their hands. XD 2. I had sex with my sister...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Jul 18

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    I dont know how to say this. I have friends who are gay. I dont hate them. Actually i miss one of them now. I do not think it is right but at the same time, I do not like...
    esat14 esat14 26-30, F Jul 17

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    I have added several groups that say I'm not interested in perverts adding me, but they still keep doing it. Looks like many people don't read my profile. And I absolutely despise...
    DiscoveringTheTruth DiscoveringTheTruth 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 17

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    Ok so I am into a couple of band at the moment and not many people have heard of them. I'm going to write them down here so if you want you can check them out. If you do let me...
    BarbiesAreFake BarbiesAreFake 18-21, F Jul 16

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    First off I'm not here to help you partake in your dirty chat or sexual fantasies. I do have a few mature experiences on here, but that's to share my stories and ideas not an...
    SereneThoughts SereneThoughts 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    Everyone has a secret; something they've done, wished they did, or watched someone else do - or maybe even all three. How do you remember your secret? Fondly? Fearfully? Excitedly...
    golferforepartee golferforepartee 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 13

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    How do you love yourself? I have struggled with this for a long time. I'm lost and drowning and sometimes staying a float. Rarely ever do I fly. I know in order to open myself up...
    InspireMeZilly InspireMeZilly 26-30, F Jul 12

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    You tell me you're too scared to fall in love in case your heat gets broken but baby if that's the case I'll bring superglue, all your favourite junk foods and I'll even get you a...
    HopefulLovatic HopefulLovatic 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 12

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    I think we all have a secret. We strive to be an angel outwardly to the world that loves us and accepts us as we are. We all have made mistakes and learned our valuable lessons in...
    Envisioned1 Envisioned1 41-45, M Jul 12

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    I am a real and true friend. Yes I sure will keep your secret whatever it is. I would expect you to keep my secrets too.
    susanbornin1969 susanbornin1969 41-45, F 19 Responses Jul 12

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    I lay here in the dark staring at my ceiling wondering what you could be dreaming Thinking of all the memories we have given each other all things I've told you in the past From...
    aaronsevenseven aaronsevenseven 13-15, M Jul 12

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    This is first time when I admit how abusive I can get. I'm not as vulnerable as people think I am. I use my 'vulnerablility' in order to manipulate people. It sounds horrible I...
    biancaxxb biancaxxb 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    (Though I am always afraid of ringing my own bell, tooting my horn, etc.) I will say that if you tell me something I will keep it safe. I don't feel the need to tell someone else...
    AbleSankovik AbleSankovik 18-21, M Jul 11

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    I will always keep your secrets unless off course you tell me your a murderer or into children or some thing like that in which case all bets are off and I'm shopping you the law
    BrynDavid BrynDavid 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 11

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    I'm not a confident person but I'm confident that I'm good when it comes to keeping secret. Maybe because I experienced the betrayal from a friend so as much as possible i keep...
    PiperMcLean PiperMcLean 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 11

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    I have so many myself and I joined EP to get those out. If you're here and you don't want to post about them (like I have with mine) then feel free to message me your secrets and...
    cashews9900 cashews9900 31-35, M Jul 10

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    So my dad and younger brother leave for Texas tomorrow and my stepmom and I will be here alone. Point is. I. Want. To. ****. Her. So. Hard. And she is late 50s I'm 17 and I want to...
    JohnnySWS JohnnySWS 18-21, M 15 Responses Jul 10

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