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I Want You To Keep It In Your Pants

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    In Your Pants Or ... - Seriously, peeps who have their dangling as their profile pics think, they will turn us on.  It is the contrary for me.  Who cares what your genitals look...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F May 15, 2011

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    I Just Had To Show Wilmaaa A Picture Of My... -
    DepthsUnknown DepthsUnknown 36-40 2 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    Gerbils -   I hope this group isn't about gerbils....
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 6, 2010

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    Ehhhh It Depends! - Well not always, for the love of K! Kurzemiete would go loco major, if it'd be always in his pants *heaves a sigh and shakes head incredulously, smiles...
    lunadelobos lunadelobos 41-45 Apr 6, 2010

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    No...really... - I'm not just saying it.  I don't want to see you naked.  I don't want you to email me pictures of areas regularly covered by boxer briefs and blue...
    cedricsmom cedricsmom 36-40, F 2 Responses May 11, 2010

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    I Don't Want To See The Manhood Or A Avatar That Has A Man Hood - Keep it in your pants.  Please. Thanks.  
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 9 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    Another online quiz - never fail to raise a smile! This is me: Share with BBCode Share on LiveJournal Share on WordPress Share on Pinterest Share on Twitter Share on Tumblr...
    barbirolli barbirolli 56-60, M 6 hrs ago

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    Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any...
    MaryRiddle3 MaryRiddle3 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    I'm secretive, but in open view, hidden things matter most. If you matter to me I will keep all of your secrets, but none of my own...if you don't matter to me, I won't do...
    Brangwen Brangwen 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 17

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    I want you to know that your mother was one of the people I admired most in this world. She was always so full of dynamic laughter and had an incredible zest for life that was...
    Silenthawk Silenthawk 46-50, M Apr 1

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    Reasons Why Sex Should Wait Until Marriage and not to have outside marriage 1. Sex is a powerful force that can destroy if not used properly. Like atomic power, sex is the most...
    Sarah4567 Sarah4567 22-25, F 17 Responses Apr 2

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    7 ways of how to stop thinking about Sex How to Stop Thinking About Sex 1. Know your triggers. Sex is not always the topic that gets you thinking about sex. Sometimes pure boredom...
    Sarah4567 Sarah4567 22-25, F 6 Responses Apr 2

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    I used to have dreams for you, until you burned nearly every bridge of opportunity you had. You were brilliant -- the type that should've won a full scholarship to an Ivy League...
    ali1993 ali1993 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    I will always keep your secrets, unless of course, you ask me to share it with someone! :)
    louiselloyd louiselloyd 66-70, F 11 Responses Mar 17

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    I will keep your secret as if it were mine.I will take it to the grave because you trusted me......
    HopefullyThirdTimeLucky HopefullyThirdTimeLucky 26-30, M Mar 28

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    I am here if you need to talk about anything. I'm a person you can feel safe with and I absolutely promise not to judge and to keep your secret
    leon1016 leon1016 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I won't judge, cause I've done some pretty bad things too. I'll keep your secret.
    gabbbieeee gabbbieeee 13-15, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    If you want you can message me your secrets, and if you tell me one I'll tell you mine. No one will ever hear of these though.
    OscarMC OscarMC 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    ...the human heart has hidden treasures, In secret kept, in silence sealed; The thoughts, the hopes, the dreams, the pleasures, Whose charms were broken if revealed... ...not for...
    miafere miafere 22-25, M Mar 18

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    Please don't get Me wrong, Im not harsh/rude in any way. I feel that the truth good or bad helps us to understand things in our lives so we can correct what may need correcting...
    PsychicLisa PsychicLisa 26-30, F 6 Responses Apr 3

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    I knew I like the ladies at an early age. I hid it for 32 years. Through my catholic grade school years, public high school, and even through my college years. I wasn't questioned...
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 26

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    The following disclaimer was provided by my friend Trysta09 Like i`ve stated before please learn how to start a conversation. It really is important in text, where I can't hear...
    seraphinamisbhavn seraphinamisbhavn 22-25, F 5 Responses Apr 8

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    "Picture" (feat. Sheryl Crow) [Kid Rock] Livin' my life in a slow hell Different girl every night at the hotel I ain't seen the sun shine in 3 damn days Been fuelin' up on...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 1

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    Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any...
    Ally95xx Ally95xx 18-21, F Apr 5

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    NOORANI MYSTIQUE RING CALL +27824793207 This is the oldest, mystique and the most powerful magic rings ang gemstones. This power organized by the great powerful magicians(460-800B...
    profamisi profamisi 31-35, M Apr 8

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    Day 5: pink- fu*kin perfect I picked this song bc i can relate to most of the lyrics and the music video is very intence and i may or may not have cried during the little kid...
    RavenHearts RavenHearts 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    Dear Girls,You don't need to ***** down to your bra and panties, bend over to show your cleavage, biting your lips just to get attention. You think your beauty is based on the...
    deepnessWITHIN deepnessWITHIN 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    No. Staaaaaahp!!! What are you doing!! I said to stop!! Go away!! I don't want you to read this. *sigh* Feeling rebellious today aren't we?? Fine. I'll...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F Mar 23

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    Your EQ is 147.You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.You are warm and open. Even when life gets you down, you're...
    TheGreatLeveler TheGreatLeveler 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 25

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    As much as I don't want to lose you I don't want you to suffer either. Grandma im sitting here waiting for the phone call that you have passed. I know its coming I could tell when...
    holehearted79 holehearted79 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 31

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    You said you moved two states away. And less than a month later, you're back and contacting me. I HATE YOU AND DON'T WANT YOU IN MY LIFE. But, because you're so mentally ill and a...
    spectralthoughts spectralthoughts 31-35, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Not a very interesting coming out story, but here it is. So a few weeks after me and my girlfriend got together I felt the need to spill it to someone. I decided to tell one of my...
    kels789 kels789 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    I wanted to be your everything. I hated finding out I was actually your nothing.
    LadyBronte LadyBronte 46-50, F 3 Responses Mar 23

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    So what do you want? why don't you understand? You are so adamant In front of my glory you project your won story. Are you trying to hold me from the light? Are you dreaming of me...
    sparkydream sparkydream 16-17, F Mar 24

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    tell me anything. everything. message me. comment below. I don't care... I just want to know you. this world is so full of amazing and unique people, id love to know as many as I...
    SilverReece SilverReece 16-17, F Mar 30

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    okay so let me just say this i'm mental i mean really mental bat sh*t crazy and i'm okay with that what i'm not okay with is why people make out that all mentaly ill people are...
    BenjaminChapman BenjaminChapman 18-21, M Apr 7

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    Day 4: Imagine Dragons- Demons I picked this song bc its got meaningful lyrics and i can relate to it a little bit so um yea :3 When the days are cold And the cards all...
    RavenHearts RavenHearts 16-17, F Apr 9

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    (Can you guys tell what this one's about?) Black lungs breath a dusty air, Toiling, sweating, without care. Cyclops yellow, eyes so bright, Chipping rock so late at night. You...
    Septisoul Septisoul 13-15, F Mar 27

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    You Live Your Life Strongly- You have a good sense of self control and hate to show weakness. You are always tactful and diplomatic. You let people down gently. You're open to new...
    rurie17 rurie17 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    ... Everything I brought to you ... All my love I gave all of me...my everything ... I lifted you when you fell... Of all your weaknesses I would not tell... I pushed you to your...
    SShawnO SShawnO 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    So this is gonna be about Justin Bieber. ._. Not a favourite but one song I like... I'm gonna be honest, I used to LOVE him. But now, he's just another *****. Now I'm sorry if this...
    HydroChronexia HydroChronexia 13-15, F Apr 6

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    I only add people to my circle who talk regularly, who don't spam and who actually care. I don't want you if you are going to be an *** because I deserve better
    thefallenstar thefallenstar 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 8

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    The ****** up part is that I still want you back
    Alexdrunkunc Alexdrunkunc 18-21 Mar 21

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    I want you all to ask me questions - will answer anything. Nothing bad tho.
    Ghrite Ghrite 13-15, M Mar 24

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    I write because I want you to know me. Because I like to feel naked.
    ashfaaqb ashfaaqb 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 29

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    We all have them. But what really defines a secret for me is who you share it with. People joke and day if anyone but you knows, it's not really a secret, but to share a secret is...
    mindoftblack mindoftblack 36-40, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I am very selective about who I add to my circle. My circle is best-friends only, so there's no quick way of getting into my circle. Unless you're an EP regular in the QA section...
    GeekyLittleThing GeekyLittleThing 13-15, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    It's about time I should try and open my secret life. To more close friends. I shouldn't be a shamed 2 tell them that I like to wear women's clothing like underwear, disco pants...
    24chris24 24chris24 22-25, M 4 Responses Mar 29

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    One thing to remember is to never forget your own roots
    thegreenapple thegreenapple 18-21, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    One time I was pantsed by my friend (Anne) and her college roommate (Lisa). We were at a party, out of town, staying the night, drinking, and they both went into the bathroom...
    grasshopper831 grasshopper831 31-35, M 2 Responses Mar 25

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