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I Want You To Keep It In Your Pants

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    Ehhhh It Depends!

    Well not always, for the love of K! Kurzemiete would go loco major, if it'd be always in his pants *heaves a sigh and shakes head incredulously, smiles mischievously *
    lunadelobos lunadelobos 41-45 Apr 6, 2010

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    In Your Pants Or ...

    Seriously, peeps who have their dangling as their profile pics think, they will turn us on.  It is the contrary for me.  Who cares what your genitals look like, I don't even want to see it and being direct; when I do see one, well, I'm the one who report it too.  Keep it in...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F May 15, 2011

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    Gerbils

      I hope this group isn't about gerbils....
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 6, 2010

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    DepthsUnknown DepthsUnknown 36-40 2 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    No...really...

    I'm not just saying it.  I don't want to see you naked.  I don't want you to email me pictures of areas regularly covered by boxer briefs and blue jeans.  I don't want you to describe to me how your manhood will make me lose my mind with it's ecstasy inducing...
    cedricsmom cedricsmom 36-40, F 2 Responses May 11, 2010

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    I Don't Want To See The Manhood Or A Avatar That Has A Man Hood

    Keep it in your pants.  Please. Thanks.  
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 9 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    Because no one wants to keep mine! lol. But really, why is it that we threaten to tell others what our close friend confides in us? Yea, I know, you accused me of being a troll...
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    Mar94 Mar94 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 11

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    Because you will keep mine only if I keep yours.
    waterflame waterflame 16-17, F 6 Responses Jul 8

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    I wonder what you would do With this secret I carry within me Would you keep it to yourself no matter where you’d go? Would you spread it around so everyone would see? Would you...
    melbourneonly melbourneonly 46-50, M 4 Responses Jul 11

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    BlueDreamUK BlueDreamUK 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    it doesn't matter what will happen after you tell me your secret, I will keep your secrete.
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Jul 15

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    Do I believe in myself ? Or do I believe in you ? Because I don't have what u do . But neither do you have what I do , do I believe in myself ? Or do I believe in only what i see...
    imparadise imparadise 18-21, F Jul 18

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    I'll keep your secret.I'm sure your secret are safe with me lol.
    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 20 Responses 4 days ago

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    subsumedpat subsumedpat 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 14

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    keep your head down and make it to me............smile
    joelmorrison joelmorrison 22-25, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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