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I Want You To Keep It In Your Pants

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 43 People

    DepthsUnknown DepthsUnknown 36-40 2 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    Gerbils

      I hope this group isn't about gerbils....
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 6, 2010

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    No...really...

    I'm not just saying it.  I don't want to see you naked.  I don't want you to email me pictures of areas regularly covered by boxer briefs and blue jeans.  I don't want you to describe to me how your manhood will make me lose my mind with it's ecstasy inducing...
    cedricsmom cedricsmom 36-40, F 2 Responses May 11, 2010

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    In Your Pants Or ...

    Seriously, peeps who have their dangling as their profile pics think, they will turn us on.  It is the contrary for me.  Who cares what your genitals look like, I don't even want to see it and being direct; when I do see one, well, I'm the one who report it too.  Keep it in...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F May 15, 2011

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    Ehhhh It Depends!

    Well not always, for the love of K! Kurzemiete would go loco major, if it'd be always in his pants *heaves a sigh and shakes head incredulously, smiles mischievously *
    NyxInvictus NyxInvictus 41-45 Apr 6, 2010

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    I Don't Want To See The Manhood Or A Avatar That Has A Man Hood

    Keep it in your pants.  Please. Thanks.  
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 8 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    The one thing you should know about me that overrides any achievements, ethics or good qualities that I have is that I'm awkward and lack confidence. Because of it I lack...
    QuestionMarks QuestionMarks 41-45, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    DirrrtyDiana DirrrtyDiana 18-21, F 17 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Ummm I am flattered you want to be added to my circle, but, if we haven't ever talked don't bother adding me. even if we talked before but have no connection don't bother adding me...
    RastaGotSoul RastaGotSoul 22-25, M 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    It was the day right before I moved out. My parents and I were sitting at dinner and I just blurted it out, which I now regret. My parents were dumbfounded. "Thank God you are...
    ImSemiAutomatic ImSemiAutomatic 18-21, M 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    'I want you write a 15 word story,' typed a very bored intern sitting somewhere.
    mattberkley71 mattberkley71 31-35, M 5 hrs ago

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    :( missing you more then. You will ever know .....the tears just won't stop ....omg this is just so hard
    sassygirl42 sassygirl42 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

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    Really you should read this before wanting to be my friend. (Taking deep breath) I want you to know, that I can be very funny sometimes, I love to laugh and make others laugh...
    DomestixGoddess DomestixGoddess 46-50, F 6 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I'm always here if you need someone to talk to. However .... Don't ask me to send you a picture. I don't care if you want to know what I look like. No. Don't ask me why I'm...
    suicidalbieber suicidalbieber 16-17, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    hello everyone, I'm Anthony. I make music and stuff. I live in GA. I'm an awesome person. follow me ig: macanikel snapchat: playr435 youtube: playr435 twitter: macanikel
    playr435 playr435 22-25, M 18 hrs ago

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    Once I found myself sat on the pavement, crying at 3 in the morning, writing a letter on the back of an old cornetto box that I found in someone’s recycling. The letter was to my...
    ellt ellt 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    I pinky promise to keep your secrets, as long as you promise to keep mine.
    EowynTheElf EowynTheElf 18-21, F 7 Responses 3 days ago

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    Lord knows I have plenty of my own.. Lol. Keeping yours is no problem. What's your worst secret? My mine is probably that I accidentally broke someone's leg and never took the...
    SamandLynda SamandLynda 46-50, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I'm really good at keeping others secrets and helping them with there problems in person and online so…if if u want u can always message me and I would be more than happy to help...
    riley5566 riley5566 13-15, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    I want to hear from unsatisfied wives! And if you would like to share pics, I will keep it a secrete!
    Bull4HerPleasure Bull4HerPleasure 31-35, M 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    I promise to keep your secret, I want to hear from unsatisfied wives! And if you would like to share pics, I will keep it a secrete!
    Bull4HerPleasure Bull4HerPleasure 31-35, M 4 days ago

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    The secret to keeping secrets Forget it the moment you hear it Don't insinuate anything or put yourself in a position where u will be asked about it,the moment u mention or imply...
    Naken4c Naken4c 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    Why is it that guys think that's the one thing every girl wants to see? I'd rather see my dog squatting with her tail up to crap than see your random d**k pic. And I'm speaking...
    luckylidia luckylidia 16-17, F 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    Do you ever think f that one person and wish they were here with you? Wish they could hold you and comfort you? Kiss you? Sleep with you? Pleasure you? Have sex with you? Yes I'm...
    ReachingNirvana ReachingNirvana 22-25, M 6 days ago

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              Whats you holden your hand up in the air for?
    JohnnySpot JohnnySpot 46-50, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    It has a lot of information I want you to know about me before contacting me. If you can't read or find it, let me know and I'll tell you it.
    funteengirl funteengirl 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I'm not trying to be mean. Don't take it personal. Please don't ask me for my ki.k, Skypee, or pictures. Please don't talk dirty to me. I'm only 16 and I want to keep it clean...
    adriana0102 adriana0102 16-17, F Jun 28

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    For me.. Uh lets see. I'm not picky, but I'll do this anyways. *Looks* -Brunette -Latina or Asian -Blue eyes -Thick/Curvy -Good style when dressing *Personality* -Down to...
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 27

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    Anyone can talk to me , I want to hear your story I won't judge
    kylee19 kylee19 18-21, M Jun 27

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    Here's my secret. If you message me, I will probably not respond if your profile seems fake, if you're not around my age group, if you are inappropriate, if you ask for my number...
    jhastme jhastme 18-21, F 6 Responses Jun 27

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    I do. I crave it. I want you, so badly... Every day.
    TheOracleofDelphi TheOracleofDelphi 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 26

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    When a friend tell you a secret he expects you to keep it. So be a friend and keep that secret. Other wise you my end up having one less friend.
    runwiththedevil runwiththedevil 56-60, M 1 Response Jun 26

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    I would really like to tell you my secret if you can keep it and talk to me about it let me know if I can tell you
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 24

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    And you don't even know they are until after they die. The entire time you spend in your life together, you are one soul in two minds. When you look in their eyes you see yourself...
    knightedone1 knightedone1 41-45, M 2 Responses Jun 24

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    And you don't even know they are until after they die. The entire time you spend in your life together, you are one soul in two minds. When you look in their eyes you see yourself...
    knightedone1 knightedone1 41-45, M Jun 24

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    Extroverted, Conscientious, Agreeable, Neurotic and Open Extroversion: You have high extroversion. You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends. You truly enjoy...
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    Sometimes confiding in a stranger your worries makes them melt away from your mind.
    paletouches paletouches 18-21, M 4 Responses Jun 23

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    In the shadows is a sexual journey This one is mine. I am not a victim I am not a child I am a woman I have lived Sex has shaped me Molded me I was 5 standing in the sun and the...
    loveCT loveCT 31-35, F 26 Responses Jun 23

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    Where did we go wrong? Is it because of all the digital devices? Is violent video games the cause? Or even the "RESET button's fault? There is no "reset' button in real life; you...
    quantumike quantumike 51-55, M Jun 22

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    "Only two can keep a secret if one them is dead." quote from: Pretty Little Liars
    luvstolye26 luvstolye26 46-50, F Jun 22

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    Nothing is hidden. We have this illusion that when we have a secret that only we know about, I know I do. I also know when I remember really there are no secrets. The unseen to our...
    1unusualLass 1unusualLass 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 21