I Want You To Keep It In Your Pants

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 42 People

    No...really...

    I'm not just saying it.  I don't want to see you naked.  I don't want you to email me pictures of areas regularly covered by boxer briefs and blue jeans.  I don't want you to describe to me how your manhood will make me lose my mind with it's ecstasy inducing...
    cedricsmom cedricsmom
    36-40, F
    2 Responses May 11, 2010

    Gerbils

      I hope this group isn't about gerbils....
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH
    36-40, M
    1 Response Apr 6, 2010

    I Don't Want To See The Manhood Or A Avatar That Has A Man Hood

    Keep it in your pants.  Please. Thanks.  
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    8 Responses Apr 6, 2010

    In Your Pants Or ...

    Seriously, peeps who have their dangling as their profile pics think, they will turn us on.  It is the contrary for me.  Who cares what your genitals look like, I don't even want to see it and being direct; when I do see one, well, I'm the one who report it too.  Keep it in...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    May 15, 2011
    DepthsUnknown DepthsUnknown
    36-40
    2 Responses Apr 6, 2010

    Ehhhh It Depends!

    Well not always, for the love of K! Kurzemiete would go loco major, if it'd be always in his pants *heaves a sigh and shakes head incredulously, smiles mischievously *
    Lunadelobos Lunadelobos
    41-45
    Apr 6, 2010
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