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I Want You To Keep It In Your Pants

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    Ehhhh It Depends!

    Well not always, for the love of K! Kurzemiete would go loco major, if it'd be always in his pants *heaves a sigh and shakes head incredulously, smiles mischievously *
    lunadelobos lunadelobos 41-45 Apr 6, 2010

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    Gerbils

      I hope this group isn't about gerbils....
    AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 6, 2010

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    I Don't Want To See The Manhood Or A Avatar That Has A Man Hood

    Keep it in your pants.  Please. Thanks.  
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 8 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    DepthsUnknown DepthsUnknown 36-40 2 Responses Apr 6, 2010

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    No...really...

    I'm not just saying it.  I don't want to see you naked.  I don't want you to email me pictures of areas regularly covered by boxer briefs and blue jeans.  I don't want you to describe to me how your manhood will make me lose my mind with it's ecstasy inducing...
    cedricsmom cedricsmom 36-40, F 2 Responses May 11, 2010

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    In Your Pants Or ...

    Seriously, peeps who have their dangling as their profile pics think, they will turn us on.  It is the contrary for me.  Who cares what your genitals look like, I don't even want to see it and being direct; when I do see one, well, I'm the one who report it too.  Keep it in...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F May 15, 2011

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    I'll keep your secret if you keep mine. Maybe we can make some of our own secrets
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    i know a lot of people say they will keep others secrets but i honestly will keep yours, trust me. im always open to people telling me anything from compliments to a serious issue...
    sophiaomfg sophiaomfg 13-15, F 3 Responses Feb 16

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    Shhhhh I'll keep yours if you keep mine... They have no idea what's coming...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 41 Responses Feb 18

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    I'll keep your secret if you keep mine
    crossdresser1065 crossdresser1065 13-15, M 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    Ok keep my twisted taboo secrets for me, young lady. Don't tell anybody. I only want you to know. Then I want you tell how much of a disgusting old bastard I am for thinking that...
    EternalEONS EternalEONS 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    Trust is a hard thing sometimes. To confide in someone is the ultimate sacrifice. Trusting that person to keep your secrets. Get to know me and there is nothing we won't be able to...
    Lovelyphoenix80 Lovelyphoenix80 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    Anybody can trust me I can honestly keep your secret:)
    elna3573 elna3573 13-15, F 7 Responses Feb 6

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    I will keep your secret to the end.
    Drgnmrph Drgnmrph 31-35, T 1 Response Feb 11

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    I want you, but why don't you want me. I want you to know I'm always thinking of you, but you don't want me to. I want you to know I'll always be there for you always helping you...
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Now I'm curious! How many secret did you keep?
    Oceandock19 Oceandock19 41-45, F 15 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Happiness is a state of mind. Your only as happy as your mind will allow. Sometimes someone comes into your life that curves your thinking into a happy place within yourself. That...
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 5

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    Alright, so, this is an updated version. For one, since I cannot say this enough it seems, I am younger than 18. If that bothers you, you can block me. So many others have already...
    RhinosaurusRex RhinosaurusRex 18-21, F 8 Responses 5 days ago

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    "You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You...
    Zelaleme Zelaleme 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    I have a dad who, more or less at times. Always have been rather anxious, causious, nervous, poor self-image, slightly depressive. Mom even somewhat the same, tho differently...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M 8 hrs ago

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    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me...
    PapaFranku PapaFranku 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 9

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    Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Although I feel that every day is valentine's Day with you. You make me feel beautiful. You love me a little more every day.I know next Valentine's we...
    lovemylife2210 lovemylife2210 26-30, F Feb 13

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    I truly want to hear your voice after speaking to you for so many months! It's scary because I wonder every singe day what it sounds Ike and I wonder if it is what I had always...
    Kevin444 Kevin444 18-21, M Feb 18

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    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M Feb 20

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    My heart knows what no words can say, it knows only you and your smile.
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 4

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    just sitting here thinking about my life and the baby's life and how its gonna be. im a little nervous and very excited at the same time. can you imagine your little bundle of joy...
    ThatOneSomaliGirl ThatOneSomaliGirl 13-15, F 4 Responses Feb 7

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    Tough one! For me Love is alive. It needs to grow to exist. For it to grow, it needs to feel pain and happiness. Crushing on someone is like admiring that person for a certain...
    trAnSyLvanIanconcuBinE trAnSyLvanIanconcuBinE 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 15

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    If ever you find yourself in the wrong story ........ leave !!!!
    MzPhoenix MzPhoenix 31-35, F 7 Responses 4 days ago

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    You Colour Your Life With Intense Warmth... You are a down to earth, stable person. You can be relied on. You enjoy the outdoors. There's something about being in nature that...
    submissivelittlewoman submissivelittlewoman 41-45, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    There's Good Luck in doing what God wants you to.
    JohnnySpot JohnnySpot 46-50, M Feb 15

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    I don't always log out when im at home. so if you see that my green light is on and im "ignoring you", im not. I just wanted you guys to know that.
    ThatOneSomaliGirl ThatOneSomaliGirl 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 18

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    Stop talking to me. I want you to leave me alone. I know you'll read this post.
    BeckyKitten BeckyKitten 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    both in one time. I remember removing my brother's trunks and he didn't know (they were loose and not touching his waist). this was 2 years ago btw, i was 16 and he was 11. and he...
    SpencerUK SpencerUK 16-17, M 3 Responses Feb 10

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    Me and my boyfriend meant when I was 16 and he was 23, I thought I knew everything but unfortunately I did not. 6 months into the relationship I felt pregnant, scariest moment of...
    judith992 judith992 22-25, F 4 Responses Feb 2

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    1. Please know that I do not check my inbox very often. I'm not ignoring you or anything like that. It's just that I always have so many messages, and it's hard to keep up with all...
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 7

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    i went to my appointment, it's funny how my therapy appointment fell on my birthday. (No, no one cares enough about my birthday to do anything special.) i had been going to therapy...
    shimmeringrose shimmeringrose 31-35, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I certainly have to be discreet as a prof Mistress to submissives . Its a wonderful thing to be trusted to keep someones deepest secrets and i am forever in awe of my clients that...
    girlfoxy girlfoxy 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 1

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    I miss you….. I miss your touch….. I miss your kiss…..
I miss you…… I miss the way you look at me… I miss your smile and your voice…
I miss you…… I miss how...
    Aries1884 Aries1884 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    If anyone wants to tell me anything I won't share it :) I can keep all secrets
    katielou2606 katielou2606 13-15, F 8 Responses Feb 8

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    what moment when u see your ex who you still have feelings for in Starbucks and u r so nervous R that u don't say anything to him, and u keep thinking about seeing but u don't know...
    paramore1995 paramore1995 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I find it easier to tell a complete stanger something because they dont know you and yes the can base an opinion of you off the thing you said it doesnt really matter because who...
    sk1ttl3s sk1ttl3s 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    If I tell stories about my secret keeping, then I am not really keeping secrets am I?
    Kathrax Kathrax 26-30, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    Why am I/is he or she boring? Lack of interest. A person who has actual interest, will be enthusiastic. Now why dis lack o interest? Think. Are you just using that other person...
    Riemann Riemann 18-21, M Feb 10

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    A few points to ponder before you add a man who hates the world and humanity itself: 1) As my name suggests, I'm an anime lover. If you can't tolerate someone who inserts Japanese...
    TheMisanthropeOtaku TheMisanthropeOtaku 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 15

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