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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,068 People

    I've Avoided This Up To Now But The Time Is Right

    As you can tell by my circle list I generally add most people but I do have my favorites and some that will never darken my door. So at the risk of being a little forward here are the two lists: WON'T ADD if you write about doing sexual things with kids not only will I not add...
    JacquieTG JacquieTG 46-50, T 32 Responses Feb 17, 2013

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 35 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    PLEASE! (before you add me to your circle) Read This!

    Three questions you must answer or I shall cast your soul into the great void that lay between us.... First question: What! is your favorite color? Second question: What!, is the name of your dog? Third question: What is your intent for adding me? Wait,... Ahhhhh. Sorry I...
    MrsJoanieBNH MrsJoanieBNH 56-60, T 56 Responses Mar 21, 2012

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    Please Read This!!

    Hey, so I want you guys to know that just because I have sexual experience groups I like, doesn't mean I'm here for sex, or sex talk or anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either wise I'd advise you not to add me...
    Canadianchick94 Canadianchick94 18-21, F 181 Responses Jul 21, 2013

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 16 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    Read This Before Adding Or Attacking Me

    I've been here for almost a year now. I found EP when I was looking for a place to try blogging. Blogged here for a few months and found that with a little effort I could blog every day. I kept two blogs for a while then made the decision to only blog at my blog on blogspot.com...
    oldfarmguy oldfarmguy 56-60, M 38 Responses Oct 4, 2011

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    Figured this would be a good idea Number 1: No

    perverts Number 2: Please give me one reason why you wish to add me before i add you. If you don't you'll have a message form me asking you to give me one reason "I ask everyone" Due to the fact i don't want to have random people adding me just because they want a big friends...
    Autumnflowers Autumnflowers 18-21, F 19 hrs ago

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    Its Getting Old

    Its sad that I have to join this group because there appears to be some members that can't read. Or don't view my profile before messaging me. I get so sick and tired of receiving messages from members that hit on me. Or they talk about wanting to have sex with me. I have been an...
    CreoleItalianwoman CreoleItalianwoman 31-35, F 20 Responses Oct 3, 2013

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    So, I've been getting a lot of people adding me

    lately, people who I wouldn't necessarily associate myself with. I thought that I'd just make it clear why I'm not adding anyone or what would be considered into going in my circle. First off, my profile is strictly best friends only. I don't add just anyone who wants to keep...
    DuckiiMomo DuckiiMomo 16-17 4 Responses Sep 20

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    RavenRena17 RavenRena17 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 67 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    My old account was NudiSuzie.

    Evidently EP did not like something about my old account. So if you message me please understand that I do not want to see your body parts. And please do not discuss what you would like to do to me...If you were an old friend from my old account please add me! Its a pain to...
    NudiSuzie2 NudiSuzie2 13-15, F 7 Responses Sep 13

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    Seriously!

    Ok, I'm usually pretty lenient, but I have just a few rules. 1) If your profile picture is your guy parts, I'm not going to add you, no matter what. 2) I AM NOT ON HERE TO FIND A GUY TO HOOK UP WITH; STOP ASKING 3) I do not Skype 4) I do not send out nudes 5) I will NEVER cam...
    shygirl214 shygirl214 18-21, F 172 Responses Apr 16, 2012

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 17. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 27 Responses May 12, 2013

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    This man apparently wants me to think he is

    better than the man who incessantly stalks me on EP and wants me to want him and has told me that no power on Earth can keep us apart even though my psychologist told me the FBI has the power. I don't think this man's comment to me is any better than the other man's treatment of...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 7

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    Don't bother talking to me

    or adding me if: 1. You are going to be a pervert/ creepy person 2. Don't add me if you are want dirty photos or anything similar. i will not send it. 3. Don't add/message saying you want to skype or phonecall- whether it be because you are s. frusterated or wanting to talk, i...
    Ultimatedorktroid Ultimatedorktroid 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I don't want to see your naked pics,

    and you aren't going to see mine. I'm not judgey, and I don't really care what you're into. But if that's what you're wanting with me you're gonna be wasting both our time trying.
    thatonewoman thatonewoman 26-30, F 5 Responses Sep 20

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 55 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    Hello there...thanks

    for stopping by. As you can see I don't have a huge friends list. I like to keep my circle nice and tight, more familiar...more close..more personal. I love to meet new people and chat about life, food sex and all that's in between. So if your here for BS..please keep it moving...
    deleted deleted 26-30 32 Responses Jan 24

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    First, thank you for adding me up!

    I have read so many essays describing in details what is needed to enter someone's circle... God, it was like reading an ad for a vacant job position! What a drama! So unlike these people, I do NOT need you to be a close friend of mine or at least someone I had cello lessons...
    QuietMentor QuietMentor 41-45, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    What You Should Know About Me Before Adding Me

    Hello everyone! My name is Stacy Marie Vacqueyras - and I will start off saying that I don't mind it when people add me. The more friends the better I say. But some people have added me without looking carefully over my profile first, only to regret it shortly thereafter. When I...
    BizSuitStacy BizSuitStacy 46-50, T 64 Responses Mar 14, 2011

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    I am not here to solve

    or fix your problems and issues. I am not here for your sexual enjoyment and no I don't need your **** pics. I don't do questions of sexual nature or small talk. If you don't like someone being completely brutally honest, don't add. I won't send you pictures of myself, this isn...
    VeinsOfMisanthrope VeinsOfMisanthrope 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 2

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct...
    WindSylph WindSylph 51-55, F 33 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    Read Before Friend Requesting Please !!

    My boyfriend, Phil, started this account. I did not like the idea at first. But now I like to read the stories and look at pictures. Was leary about him posting pictures at first. Not something I would like to explain to family or my job. So I limit what he can post. No faces or...
    phil208 phil208 46-50 68 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 92 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

    I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront. First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 196 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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    Just a few things to keep in mind

    before you add me. I'm no saint and I know people might get offended by my interests. I'm open minded and tolerant so whatever you're into, that's fine. However, there are a few things I don't want to discuss, so keep that in mind before you add me. I do not mind mature...
    ashley420d ashley420d 22-25, F 23 Responses Dec 16, 2013

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    Ok, so I've been getting inboxed by some real

    "interesting characters" lately. So, here's my list of people I DON'T want to chat with: Anyone who gets off on urin.ation, defeca.tion, or "adult nur.sing." It's fine if you are, but I am not. I don't get h.ot and bothered by it at all. Take it elsewhere, please. If you don...
    notthis78 notthis78 36-40, F 6 Responses Sep 7

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    Yeah...

    This story isn't finished yet.. 1. Apparently I say a lot of things none of you really understand, so first off I'm going to explain the most common ones: Mm, mhm (and other words similar) means Yes. ... means I don't know what to say. Meh either means I don't care, or that I...
    HumhumTheHaunter HumhumTheHaunter 16-17, F 54 Responses Nov 18, 2013

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    If you don't have the time to express yourself

    in complete sentences, I don't have the time to deal with you.
    howie79 howie79 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 15

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    What in the world is in my profile

    that leads anyone, anywhere to believe I will happily accept and respond to your messages containing pictures of your various body parts or your sick twisted fetish fantasy stories or questions about subjects that are xxx rated and completely disgusting? If you bothered to read...
    LadyBronte LadyBronte 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 11

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    Before I get started let me say thank you

    for taking the time to read this! Now lets get started. First off I will not send any nude photos to you so don't bother asking. When you add me I'll go through your experiences and stories. If I see you've added a good amount of mature experiences I'll probably not add you...
    FallenAngelWolf FallenAngelWolf 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 31-35, F 101 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    Can somebody tell me

    why lots of people add you to their circle but never speak. Is it all about having a big circle or something? I dont get it
    debs73 debs73 41-45, F 11 Responses 2 days ago

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    If your profile pic is a d*ck pic- dont add

    me If your first conversation with me starts as "what do you think about doggy style?" dont add me If you added me ONLY because i have the experience "I am attracted to older men" and you thing something is going to happen- dont add me. I am here to make connections- If you...
    BlueEyedFaye BlueEyedFaye 22-25, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 59 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    All these guys need to stop adding

    and messaging me!! I'm only interested in girls.. And not fake profiles either real girls. I am also real!!
    Beckyy1boo Beckyy1boo 18-21, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    Thanks

    I do not have a problem with you requesting my friendship. Just know that I do check out people's profiles before I add. The big thing for me is stories that go with your experiences. How else am I suppose to get to know you and what you are like. If there are no stories, there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 58 Responses Jul 26, 2011

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    Please at least enjoy having a conversation.

    I don't add just to stack and rack up the total count
    Mirrored1 Mirrored1 46-50, M 8 Responses Sep 4

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    I'm am not religious,

    I don't like talking about personal things unless I feel comfy, I don't do pictures, I cry a lot, and I love metal music
    Allofthemeanpeople Allofthemeanpeople 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

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    1) You really don't have to keep tabs on me

    if I'm offensive to you. I have a handful of people who have added me to their circles because they like challenging me on almost all of my posts.. Which is sad and annoying. 2) I definitely will not add you back unless we have an actual conversation (not you just sending me a...
    kbeary kbeary 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 37 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    - I Don't have a Kik/Fb/Instagram/twitter - I

    DON'T SKYPE/VIDEO CHAT - I DON'T send Nudiiess of myself - I DON'T trade - I DON'T s3xtt - I Don't reply to you if your default is of your peepee - I Don't respond if you ASK me a dirty question - NOR call me a sexii nickname - I READ your profile before, so if I see anything...
    Itsnickijae Itsnickijae 18-21, F 24 Responses Feb 23

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 30 Responses Mar 6

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    This story is dedicated to : those with pervy

    pics, pervy profiles, disgusting fetishes, pedo experiences,christian obessions and the voluntarily diapered.I don´t like you, I don´t care to know you, don´t bother adding me. You will get no response and will  promptly get blocked.Thank you
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 6 Responses Sep 11

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    If You Want To Add Me

    Well I am new to this site, but I am guessing like most sites there is some of the people that I would like to avoid. There is a few things I would be looking for if you add me and want me to add you back so let's begin shall we? 1- Don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me...
    HeartOfThorns HeartOfThorns 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    1. Don't be afraid to message me - I've heard I

    give off a "scary" vibe. I'm a nice guy, just don't get on my bad side. 2. I'm not going to add you just because you added me. I keep my circle filled with people I ACTUALLY consider friends. If you're lucky to join my low amount of friends, I've taken an interest in you. 3. I...
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 3 Responses Sep 15

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 42 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 63 Responses Jul 26

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    Okay. Thank you for your interest in me,

    I am flattered. But I shall not be accepting any friend requests. Why bother? if I like you, I'll keep in touch, if not, I'll block your ***. If I am indifferent about you..... I may or may not respond when you answer my questions or send me gifts. I do like gifts - FYI. And...
    BlackWidowBitch BlackWidowBitch 26-30, F 6 Responses Sep 15

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    Please Dont Add Me Unless You Want A Friend

    I dont want to be mean or rude but If it is your intention to add me just to bolster your friends list. Im not interested. I only want people who wish to interact, associate, make fun of me, read and share stories or expirences, or who wants a friend. Every couple of months I...
    LoneAlpha LoneAlpha 26-30, M 49 Responses Dec 20, 2012

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    1. I don't add people

    who are gay/ lesbians because it's wrong! 2. If you want to add me, message me also.
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Sep 1

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    I'm just going to be honest,

    I don't care to add experiences because let's be honest even of o do you'll never know the full extent of my character and or personality until you take the time to converse with me. So I may not have many experiences and if you don't want to talk to me for that reason that's...
    whycantileavej whycantileavej 16-17, M 5 days ago

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