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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 4,758 People

    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 31-35, F 106 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    If you don't have enough experiences

    for me to learn what kind of person you are, don't add me and don't message me because I won't reply.
    genegeek16 genegeek16 13-15, F a week ago

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 23 Responses Mar 6

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    If you want to add me to your circle,

    please send me a few words. I don't want to add people just because we share interests; I want to add people that will talk with me and that I want to talk with. So please tell me why you think we can be friends. Thanks.
    pattyhard pattyhard 51-55, T 4 Responses Mar 25

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    Just In Case ...

    I don't have many people adding me, but thought I should write this to make things clear. 1) If you add me, then I sincerely appreciate your interest in me. Although I do question your sanity but that's beside the point. Please see point 7. 2) It'd be nice if you send more than...
    privatelyanonymous privatelyanonymous 36-40, M 31 Responses Sep 21, 2012

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    Please Read This Before Contacing Me I am 16

    eventhough my age says 18. I want to talk to and so I can add people. My dad still spanks me every week. Here's some things you should know. I am not here to be a roleplayer. I'm not going to give you a bunch of details so you can find me. I know that some might get excited by...
    saracarson19 saracarson19 18-21, F 17 Responses Dec 10, 2013

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    The longer I've been on EP,

    the more I've unfortunately lost patience for many types of people who use it. I use EP for the same reason most do- because it's a funny, interesting community to be involved in. Every time someone adds me then says nothing, I can't help but feel a little paranoid. That aside...
    BigMtnMnds BigMtnMnds 31-35, M 2 Responses Apr 12

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    If You Want To Add Me

    Well I am new to this site, but I am guessing like most sites there is some of the people that I would like to avoid. There is a few things I would be looking for if you add me and want me to add you back so let's begin shall we? 1- Don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me...
    HeartOfThorns HeartOfThorns 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    okay so let me just say this i'm mental i mean

    really mental bat sh*t crazy and i'm okay with that what i'm not okay with is why people make out that all mentaly ill people are monsters think about it how many times you've heard on the new about a guy who kills someone and they never fail to mention that he was mentaly ill...
    BenjaminChapman BenjaminChapman 18-21, M Apr 7

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    Please Read This!!

    Hey, so I want you guys to know that just because I have sexual experience groups I like, doesn't mean I'm here for sex, or sex talk or anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either wise I'd advise you not to add me...
    Canadianchick94 Canadianchick94 18-21, F 159 Responses Jul 21, 2013

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    Just So Know

    Let me preface this... and EVERYTHING else, by saying "I don't care" "not even a little bit" Sorry! But I truly don't. Because it makes, incomplete sense to me. It really doesn't, I just don't FULLY get it? As Promised, May be I am a bit naive, or just inexperienced with...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 22 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    1. I won't add anyone under 18.

    Don't lie. 2. I'm not here to let men use me for their sexual gratification. If you send me a message and bring up anything that makes me uncomfortable or if you start a conversation and you change the subject to that...I will block you. 3. Yes, I'm single. BUT that doesn't...
    bpdpsycho bpdpsycho 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 2

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    This is the EXPERIENCE Project

    and I am , above all , interested in correspondence with people who are serious about an exchange and commentary . DO NOT add me to your circle unless you are prepared to respond properly to stories or notes I may initially send you or upon your adding me . A one-line response...
    RandomBloke01 RandomBloke01 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 1

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    I guess this is intended to be a little

    disclaimer for those of you who are considering adding me to your circle or inboxing me. I respond the best to people who are thought-provoking, caring, genuine and want to have an actual intellectual conversation. I'm hard to impress, it's just part of who I am, but if you...
    x3donnaa x3donnaa 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 11

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    If you cannot spell, don't

    even think about adding me into your circle. No, I am not interest in 'having some fun.' I do not answer monotonous people. You have to acquire my attention with originality, not hoping for at least a 'hello.' Also, I am very strong-willed and opinionated. If you do not...
    MellifluousMilkshake MellifluousMilkshake 18-21, F 7 Responses Apr 11

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    I only add people to my circle

    who talk regularly, who don't spam and who actually care. I don't want you if you are going to be an *** because I deserve better
    thefallenstar thefallenstar 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 8

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 60 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 16. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 23 Responses May 12, 2013

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    Read This Before Adding Me

    I am a very open minded person and can relate to most people that I talk with. If you have a problem with the site, then feel free to message me and I will try to help you the best way that I can. Because I generally think outside of the box, I think it's best to go over a few...
    zhaich zhaich 26-30, M 12 Responses May 6, 2013

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 68 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 15 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    Please stop with the "hi"

    and "how r u doin" messages (and don't write like that either). Try to spark my interest not waste my time. And don't add me if you're another guy or a pervert, thank you :)
    nightowl007 nightowl007 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Male or female looking

    for cyber s-x because its just plain gross and idiotic and u need jesus if thats ur plan
    RavenHearts RavenHearts 16-17, F Mar 26

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    I am a BBW wife. If you are a man,

    I would only add if you are at least 30 years old and mature. I'm also not much in hot chat with guys as I have a hubby at home. So if that is only what you are looking for, than I'm not the right friend for you. Finally, I'll add any women that request to be a friend.
    hotwifeWA hotwifeWA 36-40, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    No-no List

    First off, I want to start off by saying that I don't think I'm anything special or that anyone is greatly missing out by not being in my circle (trust me- ya aren't missing much!) but it has come to my attention lately that there's a need for a "No No" list. Things I'd rather...
    lohla lohla 31-35, F 47 Responses Sep 12, 2013

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    Seriously!

    Ok, I'm usually pretty lenient, but I have just a few rules. 1) If your profile picture is your guy parts, I'm not going to add you, no matter what. 2) I AM NOT ON HERE TO FIND A GUY TO HOOK UP WITH; STOP ASKING 3) I do not Skype 4) I do not send out nudes 5) I will NEVER cam...
    shygirl214 shygirl214 18-21, F 167 Responses Apr 16, 2012

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    The following disclaimer was

    provided by my friend Trysta09 Like i`ve stated before please learn how to start a conversation. It really is important in text, where I can't hear the tone of your voice or read your body language. Listen up, people: If you contact me to start a chat, you need to know the...
    seraphinamisbhavn seraphinamisbhavn 22-25, F 5 Responses Apr 8

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 33 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Read This Before Adding Or Attacking Me

    I've been here for almost a year now. I found EP when I was looking for a place to try blogging. Blogged here for a few months and found that with a little effort I could blog every day. I kept two blogs for a while then made the decision to only blog at my blog on blogspot.com...
    oldfarmguy oldfarmguy 56-60, M 37 Responses Oct 4, 2011

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    OK, NEW RULE!: I believe half of you supposed

    women are men. Therefore, if you wish to talk, I request that you send me a pic proving you are female. I'll test you out by requesting a specific pose, like 3 fingers up, touching your nose, etc. It's not that hard, so if you refuse and get all butt hurt. I don't care...
    Rockstar5757 Rockstar5757 36-40, M 6 Responses Apr 2

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    I have been receiving a lot of messages from men

    who have shared ' mature' experiences on EP.I want to make it clear to everyone out there that I check your profile before adding you.I am not going to add men with mature experiences.I was new so I added few of them in the beginning but have blocked them now. I have mentioned...
    Susana1985 Susana1985 26-30, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 50 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    Whoever you are, if you dare to message me

    or want to add me as a friend, remember you are the one who invited me into your life!! A sensitive girl with a strong will. I am ready to meet those amazing people whom are worthy of my time. Be yourself with me. I will be myself with you. That is how it works. I am not...
    OnYourFace OnYourFace 31-35, F 14 Responses Dec 29, 2013

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    What You Should Know About Me Before Adding Me

    Hello everyone! My name is Stacy Marie Vacqueyras - and I will start off saying that I don't mind it when people add me. The more friends the better I say. But some people have added me without looking carefully over my profile first, only to regret it shortly thereafter. When I...
    BizSuitStacy BizSuitStacy 46-50, T 53 Responses Mar 14, 2011

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    My disclaimer: Please feel free to add me

    if you are looking for someone interesting. I don't care if you are male female or other. In fact I believe diversity is good as it makes me look like less of a pervert (currently I have too many women in my circle). If you don't like what I have to say simply remove me from...
    kingshel kingshel 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 10

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 22-25, T 96 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    Im a straight forward person

    who respects others and value their opinion, but I dont take no hate from anyone and I do stand up for myself. If you are aginst gays, bisexuals, lesbians, transexual, etc then you can F right off of my account (thank you for visiting). Im a shady person (sometimes) but I dont...
    beachdance12 beachdance12 16-17, M Apr 6

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    PLEASE! (before you add me to your circle) Read This!

    Oh and a little note on my white board introducing yourself and why you would want to be in my circle would be so sweet! Sorry I sound a little blunt here! Please, if your going to be in my circle and hopefully a friend you will understand and even get it (why I'm writing this...
    MrsJoanieBNH MrsJoanieBNH 56-60, T 45 Responses Mar 21, 2012

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    Pay Attention. 1) I will not add you simply

    because you add me. In fact if you simply lazy add me without a comment or message you will certainly be ignored. I haven't been on this site long but I know you can talk to me just fine without me adding you. But have something noteworthy to say and it isn't hard. 2) Pet...
    GeniusUnrestricted GeniusUnrestricted 26-30, F 12 Responses Mar 30

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    Yeah...

    This story isn't finished yet.. 1. Apparently I say a lot of things none of you really understand, so first off I'm going to explain the most common ones: Mm, mhm (and other words similar) means Yes. ... means I don't know what to say. Meh either means I don't care, or that I...
    HumhumTheHaunter HumhumTheHaunter 16-17, F 45 Responses Nov 18, 2013

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    I'm Just Me(:

    I won't change for anyone or anything; don't ask me too. I'm 18; finally. Established on 10.21.1993(: I have two kids that mean more to me than anyone could every understand. Yeah, i'm a teenage mother, but age doesn't define what kind of parent you are(: I'll do anything for...
    babylove13 babylove13 18-21, F 41 Responses Apr 4, 2012

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    -I'm not into making out online.

    .. so hasta la vista baby! -I usually check your profile before talking to you, so don't wonder if I don't reply. (Maybe it's because of your 'objectionable contents' that differ from my interests.) I'm just careful. Sorry. :/ -I don't have private photos so you can still stalk...
    Chirogymnast Chirogymnast 18-21, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Delete Delete Delete

    When i first joined ep my attitudes, interests ect and even the state of my marital relationship were very different to what they are now. Ill try to be totally honest i find it a little embarrassing to admit but back then (ive been on ep a long time) i think that maybe...
    Blondevixon Blondevixon 31-35, F 86 Responses Sep 14, 2009

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    1). I am 17, have blue eyes,

    am 5'7" and am thin. 2). I am basically a shy, awkward introvert and have trouble starting a conversation but I do my best to keep one going. 3). I am straight (but don't discriminate). 4). I am a caring, trustworthy and understanding person and will always do my best to help...
    DanBurnett DanBurnett 16-17, M Apr 10

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    Just A Few Things To Read Before Adding Me

    I am a nudist so if nudism offends you, don't add me. I will be writing a bit about nudism but I will also write about other things. I have many interests. I am not here for sex so I do not want to sex chat with people. Don't add me thinking we will get on skype or something like...
    friendlynudist friendlynudist 36-40, F 31 Responses Sep 11, 2012

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct themselves...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 27 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    I have decided to add people to my circle

    once again, but I think I should let you know there are certain things I won’t do. I won’t s-e-x chat with you. If that is what you are after there is no point, I will block you. I will be one of your most loyal EP friends, but I will not take the relationship off EP. I...
    Thatredheadchick Thatredheadchick 46-50, F Apr 9

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNextHTNF ExtremeNextHTNF 26-30, F 42 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 39 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    Hi! I don't really add back

    if we haven't talk through message, gesture, stories and questions. I have second account, and i will tell you what it is if i want to you know. I tend to be kinder and nicer. I hate stupidity that's why i break out of sarcasm. I may be a stalker type if you really caught my...
    girlsdeadmonster girlsdeadmonster 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 30

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    Just here to take and give advice vent

    and make friends. Nothing more if your Ok with that then add me -lanie
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Apr 1

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    I am very selective about

    who I add to my circle. My circle is best-friends only, so there's no quick way of getting into my circle. Unless you're an EP regular in the QA section that I've encountered a few times there and I've found to be interesting. I am very random. Like, bat sh!t crazy. I make up...
    GeekyLittleThing GeekyLittleThing 13-15, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I am here to share experiences

    and judgements. I am not here for perverts, I am not here as a sympathiser, I am not a shoulder to cry on; so if you are depressed don't come crying to me, I will just tell you to pull yourself together. I am not here to be an enemy, I will be an enemy if you make me one. Now...
    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 8

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    Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

    I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront. First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 205 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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    If your going to add me to your circle,

    it would be nice if you could message me so I know who you are. You don't have to, I'm just saying it would be nice. I'm happy to talk to anyone who needs to be listened to.
    BlankCanvas22 BlankCanvas22 13-15, F Mar 27

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    When I joined EP I had no idea what it was.

    Soon, I realized it was an opportunity to find either like minded, or conscientious, beautiful minded people, a place to vent out lifes frustrations,passions and randomness. I enjoy conversing, deep, meaningful conversations-random ones too! I am always looking for someone...
    Quanitta Quanitta 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 30

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