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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,181 People

    I am certainly not here to engage in sexual

    banter of any sort. I'm here because I have a **** loads of crappy stories to share. and this seems like the best place to vent my Hostilities I'm a very angry person, So please I don't want to be bothered by perverted men or women. I hate kids and teenagers. So teenagers...
    LetsAllGoToHell LetsAllGoToHell 26-30 2 Responses Jan 6

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    What You Should Know About Me Before Adding Me

    Hello everyone! My name is Stacy Marie Vacqueyras - and I will start off saying that I don't mind it when people add me. The more friends the better I say. But some people have added me without looking carefully over my profile first, only to regret it shortly thereafter. When I...
    BizSuitStacy BizSuitStacy 46-50, T 67 Responses Mar 14, 2011

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    Yes I'm bi, but on EP I'm just

    for the gay part of being bi. I think every gay is just into sucking a D or even getting f*cked by another guy. But I'm not really into that. Instead I love the following things: 1. I love seeing cute boys 2. I would cuddle with a boy 3. I'm turned on by boy's pee (yes that's...
    BiNiceBoy BiNiceBoy 22-25, M 6 Responses Jan 8

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 36 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 55 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    VandelliaCirrhosa VandelliaCirrhosa 41-45, M 4 Responses Jan 13

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    1) The very first thing

    for me is your user name. If it's something like sexybeast( no idea if there is one) l go no further. 2)Second the profile. picture. For me that can be an instant turn off. 3) Next is age. If you are under 35 and seem 'ok' l want to talk for a while to see why you want to add me...
    2BlossomBlue 2BlossomBlue 51-55, F 11 Responses 5 days ago

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    Hello, I would rather you add me

    if you are planning on speaking with me, I don't really fancy one of those big circles with the people I don't speak to... Theres no point in it. Other than that, everything is fine!
    AnonymousHelpMe AnonymousHelpMe 18-21, M Jan 4

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 40 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

    I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront. First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 195 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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    Seriously!

    Ok, I'm usually pretty lenient, but I have just a few rules. 1) If your profile picture is your guy parts, I'm not going to add you, no matter what. 2) I AM NOT ON HERE TO FIND A GUY TO HOOK UP WITH; STOP ASKING 3) I do not Skype 4) I do not send out nudes 5) I will NEVER cam...
    shygirl214 shygirl214 18-21, F 164 Responses Apr 16, 2012

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 31-35, F 93 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    Please Dont Add Me Unless You Want A Friend

    I dont want to be mean or rude but If it is your intention to add me just to bolster your friends list. Im not interested. I only want people who wish to interact, associate, make fun of me, read and share stories or expirences, or who wants a friend. Every couple of months I...
    LoneAlpha LoneAlpha 26-30, M 50 Responses Dec 20, 2012

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    A few simple ground rules.

    1. I do check profiles before I add people, which brings me to my second point. 2. I will NOT add you if you have experiences on your profile such as “I’m horny”, etc. Trust me, it’s not a good look, and I wont help you relieve whatever urges you may have. Not what I...
    DropsofJupiter1 DropsofJupiter1 18-21, F 10 Responses 6 days ago

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    If You Want To Add Me

    Well I am new to this site, but I am guessing like most sites there is some of the people that I would like to avoid. There is a few things I would be looking for if you add me and want me to add you back so let's begin shall we? 1- Don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me...
    HeartOfThorns HeartOfThorns 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    Just a few words about myself

    and why I joined... I have a lot of life changes happening at the moment. This means I am often stressed with not many a person to speak to about these things or distract myself from them. Sometimes I may like to speak about some of these online here, in what I hope to find is...
    HTreaty HTreaty 41-45, M 2 Responses Jan 18

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 28 Responses Mar 6, 2014

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    as i said t all men on EP just leave me alone

    all of u are creepy and are driving me crazy cause every time i log in i have like 80 of u asking to be my Friends and see me naked or wetting. So ill say it plainly leave me alone dont add me as friend cause all i will do in response is block u that's right i wont even give u a...
    Shelby1998 Shelby1998 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 4

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 17 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    I'm as friendly and nice

    as they come, But please do not Add me to your Circle (Friends list on here) IF: - Your not going to talk with me or IF your going to stop replying back to my PM Messages all together. It's fine and okay if your busy and you can't get back to me for a few days. That I...
    GuyWhoLikesToTickle GuyWhoLikesToTickle 31-35, M Jan 2

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 91 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    Okay people, I want you to read this,

    obviously. If anyone adds me as a friend, could you please tell me WHYYYYYYY? It's really annoying getting added for a reason you don't know about. For all I know, everyone who added me plans to kill me. And if you're already a friend it but I don't know why you added me it...
    Matthews14 Matthews14 13-15, M 5 Responses Jan 16

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    Hello there...thanks

    for stopping by. As you can see I don't have a huge friends list. I like to keep my circle nice and tight, more familiar...more close..more personal. I love to meet new people and chat about life, food sex and all that's in between. So if your here for BS..please keep it moving...
    deleted deleted 26-30 23 Responses Jan 24, 2014

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 55 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 70 Responses Jul 26, 2014

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    LET'S JUST PRETEND I HAVE ALL THE STDS EVER AND

    IF YOU MESSAGE ME PROVOCATIVELY YOU WILL CATCH THEM ALL.
    SgtWalrus SgtWalrus 22-25, F 5 Responses Jan 13

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    I am married, not a perfect marriage,

    but good enough. I am not looking to **** you, or anyone online or in real life. I like to read, write, and talk. My mind holds lots of thoughts and some of them are intensely sexual. But along with that, some are sad, happy, or filled with wonder. If you want to talk, fine...
    Funequalsfun Funequalsfun 46-50, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Just A Few Things To Read Before Adding Me

    I am a nudist so if nudism offends you, don't add me. I will be writing a bit about nudism but I will also write about other things. I have many interests. I am not here for sex so I do not want to sex chat with people. Don't add me thinking we will get on skype or something like...
    friendlynudist friendlynudist 36-40, F 43 Responses Sep 11, 2012

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    Well, I dont really read my messages on here

    because they're usually just creeps or pervs. So yeah if I don't respond to you don't take it personally lol. And I rarely message guys back on here, I already have a lot of guys to talk to. So mainly females I talk to. But even the females who message me I think it's sketchy...
    iamj iamj 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    PLEASE! (before you add me to your circle) Read This!

    Three questions you must ask yourself.Are you looking to hook up?Do you have your nuts showing?Do your first messages to anyone start with "hey" or "hi" and contain nothing else?If your intent is yes, don't bother, you will be blocked.A little about me: I am gender non...
    MrsJoanieBNH MrsJoanieBNH 56-60, T 71 Responses Mar 21, 2012

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    No, I will not send you any pictures.

    If you ask I will block you. No, I will not talk "dirty" to you. If you ask I will block you. I do not care if you're horny, I will not help you with that and will block you Do not send me your pictures or I will block you. I will not tolerate rudeness or hate speech and...
    Offing Offing 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I have 6 children. I gave birth to all 6.

    they all have the same daddy and nothing and no one will ever be more important to me than saving them from shedding one painful tear.
    sixtens sixtens 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 7

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    Ok, so...I left and came back.

    ... If I know you and we talked... I will gladly add you back... Sorry to have cut and run...
    distancerunner distancerunner 70+, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Little "disclaimer" I've noticed quite often

    people add me to their circle, but apparently without any motivation, anything we could've in common, or even just the mere intention to get to know me a little bit. The few times I've attempted to interact with some of them, with those whose profile looked okay and who could've...
    mat4 mat4 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 7

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    I am here to make friends,

    regular, sensual, and erotic friends. But understand I am married. Going to stay that way. But as a lot of you on EP, I also have something missing in my life. Here I can be supportive of my friends on EP, share photos, erotic and sensual stories that I love to read. Most of...
    ImRaven ImRaven 66-70, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Thanks

    I do not have a problem with you requesting my friendship. Just know that I do check out people's profiles before I add. The big thing for me is stories that go with your experiences. How else am I suppose to get to know you and what you are like. If there are no stories, there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 50 Responses Jul 26, 2011

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    If we start talking and become friends (I mean

    close friends who trust each other), please don't just disappear for days without telling me....... If I did or said something that hurt you, please tell me so I can, at least try to, make it up and I'll try not to make that mistake again....... I will always help my...
    MariKun MariKun 16-17, M 2 Responses Jan 13

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 34 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 36 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    oh, well, if you're kind & friendly & not

    racist, add me, that's it :)
    boom991 boom991 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 11

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    All men there's no point adding me

    or speaking to me as I won't add/speak to you
    katieluvspee katieluvspee 18-21, F Jan 5

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    EDIT 04 May 2013: Please Read.

    I am no longer accepting friend requests on here. For the past two years I have always felt alone, and I would be better off being that way. No one is going to be able to change that, so please respect my decision.
    lntel lntel 22-25 37 Responses Dec 27, 2011

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    Read Before Friend Requesting Please !!

    My boyfriend, Phil, started this account. I did not like the idea at first. But now I like to read the stories and look at pictures. Was leary about him posting pictures at first. Not something I would like to explain to family or my job. So I limit what he can post. No faces or...
    phil208 phil208 46-50 59 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    Greetings! I joined EP to meet

    and get to know people through interesting conversation. Here's what I do and do not appreciate: • If what you send me is distasteful, you will be blocked. Follow EP's 'values'. • I'd like to get to know people well, so if you're only going to talk to me once then you will...
    Dorfkrug Dorfkrug 16-17, M Jan 2

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    - I Don't have a Kik/Fb/Instagram/twitter - I

    DON'T SKYPE/VIDEO CHAT - I DON'T send Nudiiess of myself - I DON'T trade - I DON'T s3xtt - I Don't reply to you if your default is of your peepee - I Don't respond if you ASK me a dirty question - NOR call me a sexii nickname - I READ your profile before, so if I see anything...
    Itsnickijae Itsnickijae 18-21, F 34 Responses Feb 23, 2014

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    Please kids younger than 25 do not contact me .

    I don't have nothing in common with you .. Specially when you are 13-18 don't wast your time !!!
    Ilovetorun123 Ilovetorun123 36-40, F 38 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    Unfortunately due to some evil scumbags

    who have nothing better to do with their time, I will not add anyone to my circle. Its sad that after nearly 5 years of being an EP member, its come to this. :(
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 5 Responses Jan 8

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    Please Read This!! Hey,

    so I want you guys to know that I am not here for anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either wise I'd advise you not to add me! :) And if you start messaging me with sexual things I simple wont answer knowing you didn...
    canadianchick101 canadianchick101 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 2

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    Hmm. I have a hard time connecting with people

    - online and off. I appreciate people wanting to get to know me and be in my circle, but it's not going to happen. My circle here is small - I plan on keeping it this way. I genuinely like every person in my circle. How many people can say that? I suppose I may make the odd...
    OlicityShipper OlicityShipper 70+, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 61 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    I just hate it when guys add me to their circle

    and send me sexual messages and pictures. Like, why ? Im here in this app not to hook up.
    annaambrose annaambrose 13-15 1 Response