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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,307 People

    PLEASE! (before you add me to your circle) Read This!

    Quite simply, I'm not looking to hook up! I do not want to see your junk! I expect you to have something in common with me before I friend you! I will not answer messages that are not formed in complete sentences! Hey or Hi, is not a complete sentence and will be ignored! I...
    MrsJoanieBNH MrsJoanieBNH 56-60, T 71 Responses Mar 21, 2012

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    1) if you're not even gonna message me don't

    add me because chances are I wont add you back. 2) I don't send pics to random people 3) if you're a judgmental person then I won't talk to you 4) I don't really care about age
    touchtorelax touchtorelax 13-15, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I need more than "Hi.

    " to send a reply!!! Why are so many messages here like a conversation with Tarzan, or his monkey? Doesn't anyone have anything to say in personal messages? Sometimes I feel like the person has nothing better to do and is looking to be entertained. Trust me, you're already...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 1 Response Apr 14

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    Don't add me to your circle

    if we have never had a conversation, I will assume you're just friend collecting and won't add you back. Also, if your experiences are off the scale pervy you can just forget it.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 26

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    mrsskayl mrsskayl 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 22

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    Not trying to sound like a damn ***** over here,

    but guys, please don't add me to your list. Especially with peckers as avi. Also females, I'm Not interested in seeing your girly parts. What you have, I can see my own at any time. The "made in china" parts you attach, don't thrill me a bit. Y'all's best bet is to add...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 7 Responses Apr 13

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 17. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 21 Responses May 12, 2013

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 17 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 29 Responses Mar 6, 2014

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 38 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    Im actually 15 but my account says im older cuz

    this is my friends old account but he gave it to me a while bak when i didnt have an email and i dont feel like having to set everything bak up again :P
    ForeverJashinist ForeverJashinist 18-21, M Apr 12

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    1) I do not tolerate racism,

    sexism or any mean spirited comments. I don't want to talk to you if you are an overall rude person. 2) I don't send nudes and I don't want nudes. All they do is cause trouble and now that I am older, I can see how dumb the whole idea is. But literally random 13 y/o girls or 50...
    ZacS9 ZacS9 16-17, M Apr 13

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    1. No i don't wanna trade nasty pics!

    2. I'm open to make friends. 3. Please know how to keep a conversation going Finally if your under the age of 16 or over the age of 26 i most likely won't add u back
    PanamanianPenguin PanamanianPenguin 18-21, F Apr 25

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    1: I'm a very straight forward person 2: Don't

    add me or talk to me if you don't think you can handle it 3: I am spiritual but without deities, and i don't want to argue so please keep arguments away or you'll be blocked. 4: I'm gay i don't like homophobia so lets not start, it'll be reported and i'll then hit the block...
    DriftingLeaf DriftingLeaf 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 24

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    Hello there...thanks

    for stopping by. As you can see I don't have a huge friends list. I like to keep my circle nice and tight, more familiar...more close..more personal. I love to meet new people and chat about life, food sex and all that's in between. So if your here for BS..please keep it moving...
    deleted deleted 26-30 21 Responses Jan 24, 2014

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 34 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Enter At Your Own Risk...(Read This Before You Add Me)

        Before you add me to your circle...enter at your own risk, stop and think real hard, what makes you want to be friends with me?....I may have that pretty face, but there is so much more to that pretty little face, I am no princess by any means, at least...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 35 Responses Jan 6, 2013

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    1. I'm sorry if you take something I write

    about the wrong way. I'm not here to bully or put people down for their opinions, I just discuss how I feel. It's nothing personal. 2. I did not join EP to date or talk sex. 3. I am a old soul, so some of you might find my discussions a bit weird. I think differently for my age...
    TheEnduringSunrise TheEnduringSunrise 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 9

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    I certainly not here to engage in sexual banter

    or any sort, I'm here to vent my hostility & meet people with similar experiences as mine. - I check everyone's profile that adds & pm me and if I see a ton of adult-themed posts in your profile, do not expect a response from me. And I do not share any photos, or will not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 9

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    Please Read This!!

    Hey, so I want you guys to know that I am NOT here for sex, or sex talk or anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either wise I'd advise you not to add me!  :)  And if you start messaging me with sexual things I simple...
    Canadianchick94 Canadianchick94 18-21, F 171 Responses Jul 21, 2013

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 36-40, F 91 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 70 Responses Jul 26, 2014

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    Please don't take offence

    if I do not respond to your massage or add you to my circle.
    copperlocks copperlocks 46-50, F 10 Responses Apr 3

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    I'm not looking for a hook-up with you.

    Should we become friends and I leave a nice comment about your photo, please DON'T take it as a come on…it will not be my intention…I am merely commenting as I see fit. As you can see I'm no friend collector and don't intend to be, so please don't be offended if I de...
    AutumnBliss AutumnBliss 46-50, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Please kids younger than 25 do not contact me .

    I don't have nothing in common with you .. Specially when you are 13-18 don't wast your time !!!
    Ilovetorun123 Ilovetorun123 36-40, F 41 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    I am not here for sex I am not here

    for love I am not here to flirt don't bother at all if u r a slow response or one word response... save it when u have time or never if u r one of these ppl who r hot n cold then let me be if u don't believe that online friendship is real then let me at peace read my stories n...
    candles700 candles700 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Please Dont Add Me Unless You Want A Friend

    I dont want to be mean or rude but If it is your intention to add me just to bolster your friends list. Im not interested. I only want people who wish to interact, associate, make fun of me, read and share stories or expirences, or who wants a friend. Every couple of months I...
    LoneAlpha LoneAlpha 26-30, M 45 Responses Dec 20, 2012

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    Just In Case ...

    I don't have many people adding me, but thought I should write this to make things clear. 1) If you add me, then I sincerely appreciate your interest in me. Although I do question your sanity but that's beside the point. Please see point 7. 2) It'd be nice if you send more than...
    privatelyanonymous privatelyanonymous 36-40, M 26 Responses Sep 21, 2012

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    Thanks

    I do not have a problem with you requesting my friendship. Just know that I do check out people's profiles before I add. The big thing for me is stories that go with your experiences. How else am I suppose to get to know you and what you are like. If there are no stories, there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 48 Responses Jul 26, 2011

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    My attitude is depend on how you talk to me

    I'm not going to send you any picture I'm not here to please any guys If you're a fake a$$ please stay aside out of my way
    Davyxx21 Davyxx21 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 8

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    EDIT 04 May 2013: Please Read.

    I am no longer accepting friend requests on here. For the past two years I have always felt alone, and I would be better off being that way. No one is going to be able to change that, so please respect my decision.
    lntel lntel 22-25 37 Responses Dec 27, 2011

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    If you expect to have a conversation with me.

    ..I'm sorry. I'm not at all a very good talker, I short text a lot (especially when I don't know what to say), I'm a really random person...which kinda irritates people, and I'm somewhat shy. ._.
    Waffl3s Waffl3s 13-15, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    First off, I'd like to say

    that it's highly unlikely for me to add you back if you still decide to add me after wasting your time reading this. I'm not here for anything special or for any friends. I'm not a particularly social person, and I don't like to talk to much people. I just come on, answer a...
    AnonSmiles AnonSmiles 16-17 1 day ago

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 55 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    I am generally friendly

    and tolerant, and accept people as they are, but there are exceptions when it comes to whom I will accept into my circle. Anyone wishing to add me should note the following: 1. I would prefer that you message me before adding me. I only add people in the hope of forming...
    SonOfSartre SonOfSartre 36-40, M 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    I am not looking for people to send pictures of

    them naked,and i am not sending none of mine either,the only one you're getting is the one on my profile,i am on ep looking for people to talk to,and if possible make long distance frienships :).
    nanvalglex nanvalglex 22-25, F Apr 23

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 53 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    If You Want To Add Me

    Well I am new to this site, but I am guessing like most sites there is some of the people that I would like to avoid. There is a few things I would be looking for if you add me and want me to add you back so let's begin shall we? 1- Don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me...
    HeartOfThorns HeartOfThorns 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    I do not wish to get dirty.

    I am here to find friends I can call my own. To find brothers and sisters, nieces and nephews, sons and daughters, mothers and fathers. I did not come seeking petty lust, I did not come seeking others locking me out because I refuse to play their game. I am a respectable young...
    AkaiAmbrosine AkaiAmbrosine 16-17, M Apr 23

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    Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

    I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront. First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 194 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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    What You Should Know About Me Before Adding Me

    Hello everyone! My name is Stacy Marie Vacqueyras - and I will start off saying that I don't mind it when people add me. The more friends the better I say. But some people have added me without looking carefully over my profile first, only to regret it shortly thereafter. When I...
    BizSuitStacy BizSuitStacy 46-50, T 71 Responses Mar 14, 2011

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 88 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    I've joined EP for several reasons

    but to summarise it's to enjoy the experience. I like a chat, I like opinions and I like dirty.. I'm open minded on what to do here. No that doesn't make me a creep or a perv it makes me human and someone who will enjoy all aspects of this site. So that said, if you've anything...
    ImaginationsTheKey ImaginationsTheKey 26-30, M Apr 12

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    Kindly refrain from adding me

    if you have odd, odd hobbies that involves diapers, etc. I'd appreciate it if you don't add me to your circle if you're a friend collector or have no stories written as well.
    PoutingEnigma PoutingEnigma 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 8

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    Why I'm Not Going To Add You Don't bother

    adding me if you're not going to talk to me. Seriously what's the point in that?
    theoldguy99 theoldguy99 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 15

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    - I Don't have a Kik/Fb/Instagram/twitter - I

    DON'T SKYPE/VIDEO CHAT - I DON'T send Nudiiess of myself - I DON'T trade - I DON'T s3xtt - I Don't reply to you if your default is of your peepee - I Don't respond if you ASK me a dirty question - NOR call me a sexii nickname - I READ your profile before, so if I see anything...
    itsNiaJae itsNiaJae 18-21, F 35 Responses Feb 23, 2014

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