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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 4,928 People

    It seems I have to add another post.

    I would think these things would be common sense. Do not add me if you are a collector of females. I am a female but I find it insulting that THAT is all that is important to you. Do not email me telling me you are sad and lonely, then ask me to add you. I am not into pity...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 20

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 33 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Seriously!

    Ok, I'm usually pretty lenient, but I have just a few rules. 1) If your profile picture is your guy parts, I'm not going to add you, no matter what. 2) I AM NOT ON HERE TO FIND A GUY TO HOOK UP WITH; STOP ASKING 3) I do not Skype 4) I do not send out nudes 5) I will NEVER cam...
    shygirl214 shygirl214 18-21, F 168 Responses Apr 16, 2012

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    - I Don't have a Kik/Fb/Instagram/twitter - I

    DON'T SKYPE/VIDEO CHAT - I DON'T send Nudiiess of myself - I DON'T trade - I DON'T s3xtt - I Don't reply to you if your default is of your peepee - I Don't respond if you ASK me a dirty question - NOR call me a sexii nickname - I READ your profile before, so if I see anything...
    Itsjae Itsjae 18-21, F 21 Responses Feb 23

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    For the record, I won't be adding anyone under

    18. Some things are just wrong.
    wannabechef wannabechef 51-55, M 5 days ago

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 43 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    Please make sure that you read this post

    before adding me to your circle. I love making new friends on EP, but I do try to stay away from creeps as well. Here are some things you should note before adding me. 1. I am a lesbian. I do not want messages from any horny boys. 2. We should share at least a few experiences...
    Justletmebeally Justletmebeally 13-15, F a week ago

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    Please Read This Before Contacing Me I am 16

    eventhough my age says 18. I want to talk to and so I can add people. My dad still spanks me every week. Here's some things you should know. I am not here to be a roleplayer. I'm not going to give you a bunch of details so you can find me. I know that some might get excited by...
    saracarson19 saracarson19 18-21, F 25 Responses Dec 10, 2013

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct themselves...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 30 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    Here's some things you should know

    before you add me or message me (even if you have already messaged me): 1. If you add me in your circle, there's only a small chance I'll add you back. I might check out your profile, and if I do, I will go straight for the pictures. Good way to weed out the pervs, I say. And...
    brittanys13 brittanys13 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Just a few things to keep in mind

    before you add me. I'm no saint and I know people might get offended by my interests. I'm open minded and tolerant so whatever you're into, that's fine. However, there are a few things I don't want to discuss, so keep that in mind before you add me. I do not mind mature...
    ashley420d ashley420d 22-25, F 23 Responses Dec 16, 2013

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    Don't let my suggestive avatar confuse you.

    ..I'm not easy or too ready to get far, if you know what I mean...my stories are fantasies...my fantasy just that...my life is a very simple one, nothing there worth discussing, may sound boring to most of you ...but I like it the way it is, I made it the way it is...life itself...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Don't add me if you're looking

    for sexual chat, I always read profiles before adding back. Plus I won't add back if we didn't talk through messages. Thanks for reading lol
    lilikhaoula lilikhaoula 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    If You Want To Add Me

    Well I am new to this site, but I am guessing like most sites there is some of the people that I would like to avoid. There is a few things I would be looking for if you add me and want me to add you back so let's begin shall we? 1- Don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me...
    HeartOfThorns HeartOfThorns 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    Ok, I know this is kind of a cheap move

    but I got sick and tired of actually replying to every f***ing idiot who sends me a friend request that I will not accept. So I'm posting it here, so I can be a lazy b*tch and just copy paste this link. Anyways. If you were linked here, it means you added me to your circle and...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 92 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 32 Responses 3 days ago

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    Okay I have posted here on this before.

    I am 39 and I am a straight male. I have no problem talking with anybody. The limits are if you are underaged then the adult topics do not get discussed between us. Being that I said I was straight, I don't have a problem talking sexual with adult guys of both sexes, because...
    mlcockrell mlcockrell 36-40, M a week ago

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    Dear fellow EP users,

    Please do not bother even messaging me... I've changed my settings today and only people in my circle can message me. You guys can thank that ONE ******* that gets out of line and ruins it for everyone. Sorry for the inconvenience and my deepest apologies to any and all...
    RiceBunny55 RiceBunny55 31-35, F 11 Responses Jul 13

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    Read This Before Adding Or Attacking Me

    I've been here for almost a year now. I found EP when I was looking for a place to try blogging. Blogged here for a few months and found that with a little effort I could blog every day. I kept two blogs for a while then made the decision to only blog at my blog on blogspot.com...
    oldfarmguy oldfarmguy 56-60, M 38 Responses Oct 4, 2011

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 31-35, F 103 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    Please Dont Add Me Unless You Want A Friend

    I dont want to be mean or rude but If it is your intention to add me just to bolster your friends list. Im not interested. I only want people who wish to interact, associate, make fun of me, read and share stories or expirences, or who wants a friend. Every couple of months I...
    LoneAlpha LoneAlpha 26-30, M 50 Responses Dec 20, 2012

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    First off, thank you

    for taking the time out of your busy EP schedule to read my profile.I always appreciate it when people read what I have written and comment.I am on EP to express myself in whatever way I feel like on any given day. I enjoy being part of a stream of consciousness and meeting...
    DarkestTrance DarkestTrance 36-40, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Read Before Friend Requesting Please !!

    My boyfriend, Phil, started this account. I did not like the idea at first. But now I like to read the stories and look at pictures. Was leary about him posting pictures at first. Not something I would like to explain to family or my job. So I limit what he can post. No faces or...
    phil208 phil208 46-50 67 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    Come On In! Welcome to the Realm that is Me.

    Are we the luckiest or what?! We've found a place where we can make new friends - laugh with them, share with them, listen and help them, even feel love (and lust ;P ) for some of them. A place to have some decent conversations, learn a few things and share ourselves with others...
    roughNready roughNready 51-55, F 43 Responses Jul 22, 2010

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 28 Responses Mar 6

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    You'd be surprised how awesome I am!

    Lol here I'll try and sum me up 😁 I am Christian, and I am gay (yes both!). I love country music. I'd probably be Amity, and if not that then Abnegation! (Lol I LOVE Divergent). Josh Hutcherson is mine, sorry ladies! Haha. I'm 16 as I write this. I live in CO! Born and raised...
    Spazz238 Spazz238 16-17, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    eh im enoshima. im 15,

    canadian, and an insomniac. i am also quiet emotionally unstable. please keep that in mind when interacting with me.
    enoshima enoshima 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Its Getting Old

    Its sad that I have to join this group because there appears to be some members that can't read. Or don't view my profile before messaging me. I get so sick and tired of receiving messages from members that hit on me. Or they talk about wanting to have sex with me. I have been an...
    Inherownwords Inherownwords 31-35, F 20 Responses Oct 3, 2013

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    I am a dominant man. I would add any girl

    or woman. And good guys too. But if some guy who is submissive to other men adds me, dude, I am straight! remember that, other than that, all limits are off! ;)
    Masterofhell Masterofhell 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I won't be adding anyone under the age of 18.

    No exceptions to this rule. Thank You.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 19

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    Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

    I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront. First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 196 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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    READ THIS RIGHT NOW BEFORE MESSAGING ME.

    HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO STATE THIS. SERIOUSLY IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME AND YOU GET A RUDE RESPONSE, ESPECIALLY IF IT IS SOMETHING LIKE "what do you want with the girl" OR SOME **** LIKE THAT, DONT GET PISSY WITH ME FOR "BEING RUDE" BECAUSE ITS NOT ME I HAE DISSOCIATIVE...
    Yourguardianangel9613 Yourguardianangel9613 16-17, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I'm an all-round happy girl,

    down-to-earth and bubbly. I love cats and I am all for deep conversation. I have no limits on the people I talk to, age, gender, I accept all! I do ask that you read my featured story before messaging me though, just as a heads up. If you'd like to get to know me, please read...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 13-15, F a week ago

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    I do not respond to private messages

    that are from children. I prefer to chat with people in my own age group or older (no limit). I also prefer chatting with people that share a few of my interests. And I always check a profile before I decide to respond. If a profile just has nothing on it or just has things that...
    Olivia2014 Olivia2014 31-35, F 4 Responses Jul 21

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 27 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    I've Avoided This Up To Now But The Time Is Right

    As you can tell by my circle list I generally add most people but I do have my favorites and some that will never darken my door. So at the risk of being a little forward here are the two lists: WON'T ADD if you write about doing sexual things with kids not only will I not add...
    JacquieTG JacquieTG 46-50, T 31 Responses Feb 17, 2013

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 66 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    Hello there...thanks

    for stopping by. As you can see I don't have a huge friends list. I like to keep my circle nice and tight, more familiar...more close..more personal. I love to meet new people and chat about life, food sex and all that's in between. So if your here for BS..please keep it moving...
    deleted deleted 26-30 32 Responses Jan 24

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    http://www.experienceproject.

    com/stories/Want-You-To-Read-This-Before-You-Add-Me-To-Your-Circle/4605379 She really summed it all up:)
    trombonegurl trombonegurl 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I am new here and found this group

    and thought this may be a clever idea. I am here to try a new "experience" sorry for the horrible pun on that! I am not here for sexual experiment, I am comfortable in my body and with my sexuality. I just became disengaged from a very serious relationship and am not looking...
    Chicgeekgal Chicgeekgal 22-25, F 7 Responses 4 days ago

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    Don't randomly add me to your circle!

    I am not an object. If you want to add me to your circle, maybe you should chat with me first and get to know each other. Share and give advices and experiences. I am NOT looking for a relationship so don't you dare. If you add me randomly, I'm will block you. If you try...
    Togepi07 Togepi07 18-21, F Jul 19

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    Hi we are Kathy & Dave a married

    and those who know us well might say devoted couple. Our page mainly focuses on Kathy , her life and exploits. You are free to message and comment but please note that we will both read what is put we have no secrets We do not meet , skipe , cam or text we don't do photo...
    Kathyndavemorgan Kathyndavemorgan 22-25, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Yeah...

    This story isn't finished yet.. 1. Apparently I say a lot of things none of you really understand, so first off I'm going to explain the most common ones: Mm, mhm (and other words similar) means Yes. ... means I don't know what to say. Meh either means I don't care, or that I...
    HumhumTheHaunter HumhumTheHaunter 16-17, F 54 Responses Nov 18, 2013

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    if you add me and i add you back there's only

    one thing i want and that is to talk to me i will talk about anything if we become friends on here and you never talk to me i will unfriend you
    Shadowland666 Shadowland666 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 16

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    Okay, so first and foremost; I am not here to

    flirt or swap dirty pics. If this is why you want to contact me, please reconsider :D Now that that's out of the way, hi! I see you've found my profile. *Sips tea in front of fire place* If you are considering adding me to your circle, you might need to know a few things about...
    LunaKye LunaKye 22-25, F 6 Responses Jul 15

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    My name is Kyle. Im a 24 year old underwear

    crossdresser from the UK. Im straight and have no thoughts , desires or fantasies about other men. Im not homophobic. Just not interested. Im here simply to connect with people that share my choice of lifestyle. I will add you to my circle but I do not want to read comments or...
    knickersguy knickersguy 22-25, M 4 Responses a week ago

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    I'm here to share ideas,

    stories and perhaps learn a thing or three. Please don't start with 'Hi', that tells me nothing except that you have no idea where to got after that. So, when you message me, please have something to say..ie. 'Hi' gets the delete button. I don't live chat, web cam, or use...
    kcajoh kcajoh 22-25, F Jul 18

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 51 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 17. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 28 Responses May 12, 2013

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    Well, ep dont let me post this fully

    so i will post it on the first comment, please read it.
    Mynameistooweird Mynameistooweird 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 38 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    I like adding up friends.

    But I like most those who like reading my recent comments (clicking on to my recent activities) and enjoyed at least a few of stories I have posted. I like reading from friends who have similar experiences or stories to share. How about you??
    peetboy peetboy 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 19

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