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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,220 People

    I'm not a horrible person.

    .. That said - keep in mind that I am, in fact, a monster, born of experience and pain. If I haven't added you to my circle, I either don't like you or I haven't met you/read your experiences and liked them/ever talked to you. 99% of people who message me first get blocked. I don...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Please Read This!!

    Hey, so I want you guys to know that I am NOT here for sex, or sex talk or anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either wise I'd advise you not to add me!  :)  And if you start messaging me with sexual things I simple...
    Canadianchick94 Canadianchick94 18-21, F 173 Responses Jul 21, 2013

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 40 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    No, I will not send you any pictures.

    If you ask I will block you. No, I will not talk "dirty" to you. If you ask I will block you. I do not care if you're horny, I will not help you with that and will block you Do not send me your pictures or I will block you. I will not tolerate rudeness or hate speech and...
    Offing Offing 18-21, F Jan 22

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 31-35, F 92 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    I'd love it if anyone added me to talk

    and be friends, but I do want to clarify some things. 1) I'm not looking for a relationship, and I DO NOT want to talk about anything sexual what-so-ever. I have a boyfriend and I don't want any of this. 2) If you look through some of my experiences, you may think I'm weird or...
    xCrowSong xCrowSong 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Hello to all. I'm not going to write a list of

    things I don't like, and tell you not to add me. Instead I'm going to write a list of things I do like, and if there is anything we share in common, feel free to say hi. :) So... I like: Music - I cannot live without music. Simple as that. Coffee - As above. My brain just...
    unluckE unluckE 31-35, M 4 Responses Feb 19

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    I just hate it when guys add me to their circle

    and send me sexual messages and pictures. Like, why ? Im here in this app not to hook up.
    annaambrose annaambrose 16-17 1 Response Jan 15

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    A few points to ponder

    before you add a man who hates the world and humanity itself: 1) As my name suggests, I'm an anime lover. If you can't tolerate someone who inserts Japanese phrases into comments and responses, don't add me. 2) I am a math lover. So you'll be exposed to random posts and nerd...
    TheMisanthropeOtaku TheMisanthropeOtaku 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 15

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 33 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    Please kids younger than 25 do not contact me .

    I don't have nothing in common with you .. Specially when you are 13-18 don't wast your time !!!
    Ilovetorun123 Ilovetorun123 36-40, F 40 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    Well, I dont really read my messages on here

    because they're usually just creeps or pervs. So yeah if I don't respond to you don't take it personally lol. And I rarely message guys back on here, I already have a lot of guys to talk to. So mainly females I talk to. But even the females who message me I think it's sketchy...
    iamj iamj 16-17, F Jan 22

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    LET'S JUST PRETEND I HAVE ALL THE STDS EVER AND

    IF YOU MESSAGE ME PROVOCATIVELY YOU WILL CATCH THEM ALL.
    SgtWalrus SgtWalrus 22-25, F 6 Responses Jan 13

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 55 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    Okay people, I want you to read this,

    obviously. If anyone adds me as a friend, could you please tell me WHYYYYYYY? It's really annoying getting added for a reason you don't know about. For all I know, everyone who added me plans to kill me. And if you're already a friend it but I don't know why you added me it...
    Matthews14 Matthews14 13-15, M 4 Responses Jan 16

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    A few simple ground rules.

    1. I do check profiles before I add people, which brings me to my second point. 2. I will NOT add you if you have experiences on your profile such as “I’m horny”, etc. Trust me, it’s not a good look, and I wont help you relieve whatever urges you may have. Not what I...
    DropsofJupiter1 DropsofJupiter1 18-21, F 23 Responses Jan 21

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 33 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 60 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    If You Want To Add Me

    Well I am new to this site, but I am guessing like most sites there is some of the people that I would like to avoid. There is a few things I would be looking for if you add me and want me to add you back so let's begin shall we? 1- Don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me...
    HeartOfThorns HeartOfThorns 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    Hello there...thanks

    for stopping by. As you can see I don't have a huge friends list. I like to keep my circle nice and tight, more familiar...more close..more personal. I love to meet new people and chat about life, food sex and all that's in between. So if your here for BS..please keep it moving...
    deleted deleted 26-30 22 Responses Jan 24, 2014

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    Seriously!

    Ok, I'm usually pretty lenient, but I have just a few rules. 1) If your profile picture is your guy parts, I'm not going to add you, no matter what. 2) I AM NOT ON HERE TO FIND A GUY TO HOOK UP WITH; STOP ASKING 3) I do not Skype 4) I do not send out nudes 5) I will NEVER cam...
    shygirl214 shygirl214 22-25, F 163 Responses Apr 16, 2012

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    If you have children in your circle of friends

    then I have no use for you..move along. I'm not interested in knowing or getting to know anyone who chooses to befriend or attempts to befriend underage EP members. In my opinion there is no justification for that..period! Also, I have no desire to be a part of anyone's...
    emphaticsilence emphaticsilence 46-50, F 5 Responses Feb 18

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    If you add me to your circle,

    I'll read your experiences. If I think we have something in common, then I'll add you. If we don't, I won't.
    BeingMe98 BeingMe98 16-17, M Feb 3

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    If you contact me and I contact you

    and you do not answer me within 10 minutes i am blocking you!
    lovelinessbathes lovelinessbathes 31-35, M 2 Responses Feb 9

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    Read Before Friend Requesting Please !!

    My boyfriend, Phil, started this account. I did not like the idea at first. But now I like to read the stories and look at pictures. Was leary about him posting pictures at first. Not something I would like to explain to family or my job. So I limit what he can post. No faces or...
    phil208 phil208 46-50 61 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 70 Responses Jul 26, 2014

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 55 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 28 Responses Mar 6, 2014

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    I don't want to seem like a stuck up person

    because I'm not, but by all that is decent, please read this before you even attempt to message me or add me to your circle.Although I have a lot of sensual material on my profile, I am exactly this, a passionate sensual lady who likes to write, and that is who I am. My writings...
    SensualPassionbbw SensualPassionbbw 31-35, F 7 Responses Feb 17

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    I am here to make friends,

    regular, sensual, and erotic friends. But understand I am married. Going to stay that way. But as a lot of you on EP, I also have something missing in my life. Here I can be supportive of my friends on EP, share photos, erotic and sensual stories that I love to read. Most of...
    ImRaven ImRaven 66-70, M 1 Response Jan 24

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    What You Should Know About Me Before Adding Me

    Hello everyone! My name is Stacy Marie Vacqueyras - and I will start off saying that I don't mind it when people add me. The more friends the better I say. But some people have added me without looking carefully over my profile first, only to regret it shortly thereafter. When I...
    BizSuitStacy BizSuitStacy 46-50, T 69 Responses Mar 14, 2011

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    Thanks

    I do not have a problem with you requesting my friendship. Just know that I do check out people's profiles before I add. The big thing for me is stories that go with your experiences. How else am I suppose to get to know you and what you are like. If there are no stories, there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 50 Responses Jul 26, 2011

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    Do you like ice cream?

    If you're lactose-intolerant Do you like bacon? If you can't eat bacon Do you like cupcakes If you don't like sweets Are you random or very interestingly potato cheese? If so, then feel free to add me to your circle Have a nice day/afternoon/evening/night/dawn/morning/start...
    DoorMattress DoorMattress 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 31

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    Ok, so...I left and came back.

    ... If I know you and we talked... I will gladly add you back... Sorry to have cut and run...
    distancerunner distancerunner 70+, M 2 Responses Jan 21

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    1) The very first thing

    for me is your user name. If it's something like sexybeast( no idea if there is one) l go no further. 2)Second the profile. picture. For me that can be an instant turn off. 3) Next is age. If you are under 35 and seem 'ok' l want to talk for a while to see why you want to add me...
    2BlossomBlue 2BlossomBlue 51-55, F 13 Responses Jan 22

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 40 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    Fegelein Fegelein 41-45, M 5 Responses Jan 13

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 91 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    The rumors are terrible

    and cruel, but honey, most of them are true. I'm a sharp tongued ***** who loves playing mind games. Once I have you in my sights... I'll toy with you until I get bored. Spiteful, vindictive, flirtatious, annoying... I could show you magic, madness, heaven and sin. Are you brave...
    StarletScarlett StarletScarlett 16-17, F 15 Responses 6 days ago

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    Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

    I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront. First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 194 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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    Please don't just inbox me "heyy"

    or "hi" or "what's up" because I probably won't reply! Come on be a bit more creative..
    xoSincerelyYoursxo xoSincerelyYoursxo 22-25, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Just a few words about myself

    and why I joined... I have a lot of life changes happening at the moment. This means I am often stressed with not many a person to speak to about these things or distract myself from them. Sometimes I may like to speak about some of these online here, in what I hope to find is...
    HTreaty HTreaty 41-45, M 4 Responses Jan 18

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    I add people who I think will comment on my

    stories and pics. I don't care if you have stories (EP could have deleted them) and I don't mind if you don't have pics. Not every wife will let her pics be posted. So how do I decide who to add? It's easy. I check your recent activity. If all you do is add people and join...
    tomishere2 tomishere2 36-40, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Just In Case ...

    I don't have many people adding me, but thought I should write this to make things clear. 1) If you add me, then I sincerely appreciate your interest in me. Although I do question your sanity but that's beside the point. Please see point 7. 2) It'd be nice if you send more than...
    privatelyanonymous privatelyanonymous 36-40, M 28 Responses Sep 21, 2012

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    1. Please know that I do not check my inbox

    very often. I'm not ignoring you or anything like that. It's just that I always have so many messages, and it's hard to keep up with all of them. A lot of them are also from pervs, so it makes me not to want to look at them at all sometimes. So it may take me a few days to even...
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 7

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    - I Don't have a Kik/Fb/Instagram/twitter - I

    DON'T SKYPE/VIDEO CHAT - I DON'T send Nudiiess of myself - I DON'T trade - I DON'T s3xtt - I Don't reply to you if your default is of your peepee - I Don't respond if you ASK me a dirty question - NOR call me a sexii nickname - I READ your profile before, so if I see anything...
    itsNiaJae itsNiaJae 18-21, F 37 Responses Feb 23, 2014

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    i respect people of there sexuality,

    ,,but i am not gay/bi at all. so no trying to chat me up,....ive no interest. we can be friends still
    fireeyesofthephoenix fireeyesofthephoenix 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    I wont add you back until you send me a message

    of why you added me.Alternatively if we have talked before and we share experiences and I feel comfortable with you then I will add you back.(Ive been meaning to make this but I just remember right now)
    mic112 mic112 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 12

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 36 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    If we start talking and become friends (I mean

    close friends who trust each other), please don't just disappear for days without telling me....... If I did or said something that hurt you, please tell me so I can, at least try to, make it up and I'll try not to make that mistake again....... I will always help my...
    MariKun MariKun 16-17, M 2 Responses Jan 13

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    EDIT 04 May 2013: Please Read.

    I am no longer accepting friend requests on here. For the past two years I have always felt alone, and I would be better off being that way. No one is going to be able to change that, so please respect my decision.
    lntel lntel 22-25 37 Responses Dec 27, 2011

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