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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 4,971 People

    I'll probably check out your profile first

    and look at your experiences/stories. If I'm not interested then I'm not interested, don't harass me about it. Sometimes I don't respond to messages or friend requests for my own personal reasons. If you just want someone to do small talk with or you just want someone to listen...
    ElZombie ElZombie 13-15, F Aug 10

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    Yeah...

    This story isn't finished yet.. 1. Apparently I say a lot of things none of you really understand, so first off I'm going to explain the most common ones: Mm, mhm (and other words similar) means Yes. ... means I don't know what to say. Meh either means I don't care, or that I...
    HumhumTheHaunter HumhumTheHaunter 16-17, F 53 Responses Nov 18, 2013

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 59 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    - I Don't have a Kik/Fb/Instagram/twitter - I

    DON'T SKYPE/VIDEO CHAT - I DON'T send Nudiiess of myself - I DON'T trade - I DON'T s3xtt - I Don't reply to you if your default is of your peepee - I Don't respond if you ASK me a dirty question - NOR call me a sexii nickname - I READ your profile before, so if I see anything...
    Itsjae Itsjae 18-21, F 21 Responses Feb 23

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    I think it's time to write something about

    why I am here. Yes, I have joined some of the groups with mature content on here and yes I have written a couple of stories that might be considered a bit sexy. But that is not the main reason I am here. I am here to make genuine friends and get to know people. I will not...
    00flyaway 00flyaway 41-45, F 4 days ago

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    Read Before Friend Requesting Please !!

    My boyfriend, Phil, started this account. I did not like the idea at first. But now I like to read the stories and look at pictures. Was leary about him posting pictures at first. Not something I would like to explain to family or my job. So I limit what he can post. No faces or...
    phil208 phil208 46-50 68 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    First off, thank you

    for taking the time out of your busy EP schedule to read my profile.I always appreciate it when people read what I have written and comment.I am on EP to express myself in whatever way I feel like on any given day. I enjoy being part of a stream of consciousness and meeting...
    SwanSongRebeL SwanSongRebeL 36-40, F 9 Responses 5 days ago

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    If you don't have a profile picture

    and a reason as to why you want to be in my circle or me in yours then don't add me.
    narutobuddy narutobuddy 13-15, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    We are here as a couple.

    We both read and post here. We are here to share our experiences and learn from others experiences. Although much of the content on our page is sexually related we are not here to cam or cyber. We much prefer the real thing. If you request being added to our circle ,but have...
    GreenBlueEyes GreenBlueEyes 41-45 5 Responses Aug 6

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    Not just this but some of my other stories too.

    I think i expressed myself in these stories well enough so that you understand me and get an idea of what im like in a conversation. and thus whether or not it would be worth it to add me as friend or message me, because i will not add anyone to my circle just because they added...
    violet1698 violet1698 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    Seriously!

    Ok, I'm usually pretty lenient, but I have just a few rules. 1) If your profile picture is your guy parts, I'm not going to add you, no matter what. 2) I AM NOT ON HERE TO FIND A GUY TO HOOK UP WITH; STOP ASKING 3) I do not Skype 4) I do not send out nudes 5) I will NEVER cam...
    shygirl214 shygirl214 18-21, F 170 Responses Apr 16, 2012

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    First of all there are ten things you should

    know about me before you even consider messaging me/adding me to your circle. 1. I have a boyfriend, and I'm not looking for someone to sext/roleplay/flirt with online. Plus, I don't do the whole "online boyfriend" stuff either. One boyfriend is more than enough for me. 2. I am...
    Lipsofanangel976 Lipsofanangel976 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Hey everyone! I'm just here

    for fun and to make new friends and talk about experiences. I am in no way here for a relationship, so I am not going to answer to any questions involving that. Thanks!
    missladylioness missladylioness 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I have now been a member of EP 4 years now,

    I have known many people on the site, this story is more about my Friends list more than anything else I will only always have a small amount of Friends, some on my list i have known from day 1, when i was known as a different USER NAME people who message me and answer my...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 4 Responses Aug 11

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 33 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    I'm here to make friends

    and pass the time. If I don't flat out tell you I'm interested romantically or sexually in you, just assume I'm not. Me being friendly means JUST that :3
    Selvmo Selvmo 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    Read This Before Adding Or Attacking Me

    I've been here for almost a year now. I found EP when I was looking for a place to try blogging. Blogged here for a few months and found that with a little effort I could blog every day. I kept two blogs for a while then made the decision to only blog at my blog on blogspot.com...
    oldfarmguy oldfarmguy 56-60, M 38 Responses Oct 4, 2011

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    Hello there...thanks

    for stopping by. As you can see I don't have a huge friends list. I like to keep my circle nice and tight, more familiar...more close..more personal. I love to meet new people and chat about life, food sex and all that's in between. So if your here for BS..please keep it moving...
    deleted deleted 26-30 32 Responses Jan 24

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    I KNOW THAT I WOULD GET PEDOPHILES EVEN AFTER

    WRITING THIS, SO I WOULD NOT BOTHER WRITING IT. Nobody really checks out my stories before adding me.
    usernameunavailabletrylater usernameunavailabletrylater 18-21, F 9 Responses 5 days ago

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 31-35, F 102 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    Let's see... Lord of the Rings,

    not the movie but the book, the whole three books. Ooh, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, too. Also the phone b... What's that you're saying, that's not what it means? Says who? Oh darn... Anyway, if I've added you it's probably you've written something I enjoy reading, or...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M Aug 8

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    Please Read This Before Contacing Me I am 16

    eventhough my age says 18. I want to talk to and so I can add people. My dad still spanks me every week. Here's some things you should know. I am not here to be a roleplayer. I'm not going to give you a bunch of details so you can find me. I know that some might get excited by...
    saracarson19 saracarson19 18-21, F 23 Responses Dec 10, 2013

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    Oke! Let's do this! 1.

    My name is Emmy. Call me Emmy or Mini or Psycho or anything other than my full name (if you know it) 2. NO PERVS! NO CREEPS! NO GREEN BANANAS! O.o 3. I'm random sometimes, serious other times, and depressed too. If ye can't handle the mood swings, I don't think I'm the right...
    MiniMiku MiniMiku 16-17, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 28 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    Kitty's got claws... We cats are far superior

    to the typical human... Meows everyone! Goodnight from kitty! Thanks for reading this y'all Xoxo, Kitty =^-^=
    kittykat6918 kittykat6918 13-15, F Aug 9

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 29 Responses Mar 6

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    As one can see, I have not added any friends to

    my profile page for one specific reason.....I was stalked on this site. After I blocked this individual from my profile, "he" changed his username and came at me full force and filled with rage. I was forced to change my username and account because somehow, "he" was able to...
    filledwithcum1 filledwithcum1 41-45, F 7 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 92 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    PLEASE! (before you add me to your circle) Read This!

    Three questions you must answer or I shall cast your soul into the great void that lay between us.... First question: What! is your favorite color? Second question: What!, is the name of your dog? Third question: What is your intent for adding me? Wait,... Ahhhhh. Sorry I...
    MrsJoanieBNH MrsJoanieBNH 56-60, T 56 Responses Mar 21, 2012

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 17. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 28 Responses May 12, 2013

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    I know that I am young,

    I'm 16. But I've found that I'm more mature and intellectual that practically my entire generation. I know who I am and I respect others. I am a sadomasochist, who really needs training to decide what role suits me best. It is something I've spent over a year making sure I was...
    SadoSubSwitch SadoSubSwitch 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    I've been mulling over whether

    or not to join an online community for some months now. I guess there are a few things you should know about why I'm here and what I hope to get out of it. Maybe that way I won't be misunderstood so easily, which can happen possibly even more easily online than offline. I'm...
    sometimeslonelytoo sometimeslonelytoo 41-45, M 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 54 Responses Jul 26

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    I want to to read this

    before adding me. I am honest person and want to meet new people and have new best friends. So if you want honest friends that you want to share any thing you can add me. I will give advice or listen any of your problem or secret that you want to share. I dont judge any person...
    HonestFriend13 HonestFriend13 31-35, M 23 hrs ago

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    If You Want To Add Me

    Well I am new to this site, but I am guessing like most sites there is some of the people that I would like to avoid. There is a few things I would be looking for if you add me and want me to add you back so let's begin shall we? 1- Don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me...
    HeartOfThorns HeartOfThorns 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    Hi all :) I'm just here to have fun

    and make friends-and no, not the cyber sex, dirty picture kinda friends. Just regular friends who know how to enjoy life and support each other. Friendships are meaningful to me in whatever form they take. I'm not interested in judging people, you live how you choose and that is...
    Superficialsaint Superficialsaint 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Please dont add me if you are not in north east

    florida.I am looking to meet a reliable local suckler for ongoing discreet non sexual suckling meet ups.Please be cleancut and polite and available.I will not add anyone who is not local
    staugwetnurse staugwetnurse 61-65, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 66 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 52 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    meowmermaid meowmermaid 36-40, F 4 days ago

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 38 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    I've Avoided This Up To Now But The Time Is Right

    As you can tell by my circle list I generally add most people but I do have my favorites and some that will never darken my door. So at the risk of being a little forward here are the two lists: WON'T ADD if you write about doing sexual things with kids not only will I not add...
    JacquieTG JacquieTG 46-50, T 31 Responses Feb 17, 2013

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    Just so there's no confusion: I'm a single

    male in my early 30s, NOT looking for a relationship, online or otherwise. Not why I'm here. My profile (stories, photo albums, etc.) is mostly mature in nature. My albums include nudity. They are not meant to offend or disgust, and while I'm sorry if you find yourself offended...
    redbeard83 redbeard83 31-35, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I just want to let you know

    that I am in a healthy straight relationship and do not have any intention to go beyond that.I consider myself a left-leaning liberal, I accept and admire all orientations! I am proud to live in the state that was the first to inact civil unions which was the first step to...
    feelsogd feelsogd 61-65, M 1 day ago

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    What You Should Know About Me Before Adding Me

    Hello everyone! My name is Stacy Marie Vacqueyras - and I will start off saying that I don't mind it when people add me. The more friends the better I say. But some people have added me without looking carefully over my profile first, only to regret it shortly thereafter. When I...
    BizSuitStacy BizSuitStacy 46-50, T 63 Responses Mar 14, 2011

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 16 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    PLEASE READ THROUGH! I went through a horrible

    ordeal on here last year. It ended my almost marriage ( was set to be married this year). I have finally met someone that truly understands me and I devote as much of my time to him as I can, therefore I am not interested in men. PERIOD! End of discussion. I am here to chat with...
    SgtsLittleGirl SgtsLittleGirl 22-25, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 43 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    The EP commandments for a3s1r (Addendums

    as needed) First of all, Hi and thanks for looking at my page  I love being on EP where I meet so many interesting people, thank you all for being yourselves and I appreciate that we try to keep a level of anonymity here. That said, there are some things I would like to...
    a3s1r a3s1r 26-30, T 1 Response Aug 8

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    Not sure if I have one already written,

    but I'll write again. Ok, I've been here since 2012 and EP went from a decent place to express your problems to an out and out hook-up joint. So I want to say 1. Not looking for a "hook up" or to give out my number or $hit like kik, skype, etc. My s-x life is okay outside of...
    Lov3intheasylum Lov3intheasylum 31-35, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    I have to make another post apparently.

    If you make or join a group showing you hate girls and then add me or email me, I will not talk to you. I am a 37 year old woman and I take people at their word. I am a female, so why are you adding me if you hate females and why are you emailing me if you hate females??? If I...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 5 Responses Aug 11

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    I joined EP about four years ago now,

    i was in a sorry state, confused, un-happily married, and still in the closet about my sexuality. I met many people on here who supported me and encouraged me alot threw out that hard time. I made two genuine long term bestfriends out of it. Now i have come back to the site...
    EternalOptomist31 EternalOptomist31 31-35, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    Please Read This!!

    Hey, so I want you guys to know that just because I have sexual experience groups I like, doesn't mean I'm here for sex, or sex talk or anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either wise I'd advise you not to add me...