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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,087 People

    Just So Know

    Let me preface this... and EVERYTHING else, by saying "I don't care" "not even a little bit" Sorry! But I truly don't. Because it makes, incomplete sense to me. It really does bogle my (this) mind, I just don't FULLY get it? As Promised, May be I am a bit naive, or just...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 26 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    Photos of any part of me on any part of the

    Internet : Not in a million years. Men under forty: probably best not to waste your time. Radical truth: I'm here to enjoy written conversation. Nothing more. Topics: I like to 'talk' about anything except extremely abhorrent indulgences. (and if you have to look that up...
    copelandspring copelandspring 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 13

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    I just had a rough experience with ep.

    ..so i had create a new profile, I have lied and hid between the real world and this web sight. Now i just want to be myself. I am open minded and i will talk about anything, but i will not share any pictures of myself or do any dirty things that involve me.I just want to stay...
    Onlyoneme18 Onlyoneme18 18-21, F 2 Responses 11 mins ago

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    Just A Few Things To Read Before Adding Me

    I am a nudist so if nudism offends you, don't add me. I will be writing a bit about nudism but I will also write about other things. I have many interests. I am not here for sex so I do not want to sex chat with people. Don't add me thinking we will get on skype or something like...
    friendlynudist friendlynudist 36-40, F 43 Responses Sep 11, 2012

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    Please Dont Add Me Unless You Want A Friend

    I dont want to be mean or rude but If it is your intention to add me just to bolster your friends list. Im not interested. I only want people who wish to interact, associate, make fun of me, read and share stories or expirences, or who wants a friend. Every couple of months I...
    LoneAlpha LoneAlpha 26-30, M 49 Responses Dec 20, 2012

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    I don't anyone that I've never

    even talked to. If I do add you and we never talk, I will delete you. I don't add anyone that has a profile full of dirty experiences, stories, and skanky hoes as friends...clearly you only have one thing on your mind and I'm not interested. I'm here to meet and get to know...
    GoddessThemis GoddessThemis 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 3

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 28 Responses Mar 6

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    Just a straight to the point list: I don't

    answer messages sent to me by people I have never interacted with, nothing personal. I don't add anyone 19 or under, again nothing personal. I rarely add anyone under 30, because of my age and again nothing personal. I don't add freaky fe-ti-sh people or perverts, we have...
    Myfairlady1 Myfairlady1 46-50, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 16 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    Seriously!

    Ok, I'm usually pretty lenient, but I have just a few rules. 1) If your profile picture is your guy parts, I'm not going to add you, no matter what. 2) I AM NOT ON HERE TO FIND A GUY TO HOOK UP WITH; STOP ASKING 3) I do not Skype 4) I do not send out nudes 5) I will NEVER cam...
    shygirl214 shygirl214 18-21, F 165 Responses Apr 16, 2012

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 34 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    She was pretty. He was perfect.

    She pushed them all away.He was popular. She was numb. He was full of life. She cut. He figured it out. She cried. He showed her his scars. She looked at his scars with soft eyes. They become inseparable. He said he loved her, She said she felt amazing near him. One day she told...
    KLawliet KLawliet 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 2

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    Hi all --- I am a married late 30s - enjoying

    reading about others experiences.... I am not into the following: Under age kids - i might like a comment or story you have written - but dont message me privately i will not respond! Pe*ing & Po**ing - dont get it! Guys who are into under age kids ---dont message me or add...
    lookingryan lookingryan 36-40, M 3 Responses Nov 9

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    * Don’t add me because you feel sorry

    for me. * Don’t add me just to have more “friends” under your belt. * Don’t add me if you’re never going to communicate with me again. * Don’t add me to ridicule my religion. * Don’t add me if you’re perverted, nasty or profane – God doesn't like it and neither...
    Shuhak Shuhak 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 4

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    First off, you should know

    that while what's on my profile is mostly real in the sense that I express things here I never would in real life, it's not necessarily my real life. You will never see a picture of the physical body or face at my keyboard. That is not the reason I'm here. My online persona...
    mickitg mickitg 41-45, T 4 Responses Nov 10

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 39 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    I'm all about making friends.

    Please understand that I'm only interested in making friends. I'm not looking for any other "benefits". Just friendship. If you wanna be my friend, that's so cool! Just message me. More than just a couple of words please. I'm very suspicious of people who ask me for...
    ABitOfConversation ABitOfConversation 46-50, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Hello there...thanks

    for stopping by. As you can see I don't have a huge friends list. I like to keep my circle nice and tight, more familiar...more close..more personal. I love to meet new people and chat about life, food sex and all that's in between. So if your here for BS..please keep it moving...
    deleted deleted 26-30 25 Responses Jan 24

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    I'm not here to be your therapist,

    your Roleplaying partner, your sexter, or your best friend. I'm here to share my experiences and learn alongside others from their experiences as well
    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 30

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 31-35, F 95 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    Chelsea !1!!!!!!!! If you use the site

    AnswerBag.com you will know me from there also AnswerBag is a much different site to EP now again i will say for users who have never used AnswerBag on that site its not common practice to message people as it is on this site so if you message me chances are very high i wont...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 8 Responses Oct 31

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    Please Read ^_^ ~~~~~ Hello!

    Firstly, Id like to begin by telling you very basic information about myself. Enjoy! :p Name: Carolina, a.k.a. Cara, Lina. Gamer/Roleplay names: Renji, Aimi, Zephyr, Gambit, Grace, Ari. Gamertags/ArtistI.D: CutttieBaby, TheGamingGambit, TheConfusedBeauty, KhajiitMarmoset...
    TheCasualChick TheCasualChick 18-21, F 5 Responses Nov 13

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 55 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    well first of all, im a nice guy

    but sometimes hilarious and a bit perverted. if you want to be my friend or pen pal thats ok. just don't be troublesome. thank you.
    masterfe masterfe 22-25, M a week ago

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    OK, so I want people to understand a few things

    before they spontaneously add me to their circle. This is also important to know even if you have put some thought into adding me. First, I am here on EP to be able to share thoughts, feelings, and ideas with like-minded, mature (in attitude, not necessarily age) individuals. I...
    Freja14 Freja14 31-35, T 3 Responses Nov 15

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    1. I don't feel the need to have hundreds of

    people on my friends list. Sorry, but if I see you've added a ton of people, I probably won't add you back. 2. I didn't come here to meet perverts. 3. I'm here for people with similar interests (i.e. anime/manga, gaming, etc).
    Yami001 Yami001 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 6

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    dare do it please If you disrespect me

    or my friends in any way, I won't hesitate to either troll you back, or to just block and ignore you. So please don't try to get my attention if that is the case, for you will fail!!! PS: I WILL DELETE YOUR COMMENTS ON MY STORIES, don't bother posting afterward
    AngelicaWulf AngelicaWulf 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 28

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 52 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    I want to meet new people from all different

    types of places and backgrounds. However, I'm very selective of the type of people I surround myself with. I was going to just add anyone and then weed through them. Then, earlier it had a very traumatizing experience. So, now you will need to earn my trust and respect before...
    SupernovaxxGirl SupernovaxxGirl 26-30, F 10 Responses Oct 28

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 40 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    Read This Before Adding Or Attacking Me

    I've been here for almost a year now. I found EP when I was looking for a place to try blogging. Blogged here for a few months and found that with a little effort I could blog every day. I kept two blogs for a while then made the decision to only blog at my blog on blogspot.com...
    oldfarmguy oldfarmguy 56-60, M 39 Responses Oct 4, 2011

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 61 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    If you are considering adding me to your circle.

    .. please understand these few rules: 1. I DO NOT add men for any reason. 2. I DO NOT send nude pictures of myself to anyone! 3. If you add me, be prepared to chat and establish a friendship. If you are wanting a one time chat - then just send me a message. 4. If you can...
    Mirais31 Mirais31 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 18

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 36 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    Please Read This!!

    Hey, so I want you guys to know that just because I have sexual experience groups I like, doesn't mean I'm here for sex, or sex talk or anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either wise I'd advise you not to add me...
    Canadianchick94 Canadianchick94 18-21, F 172 Responses Jul 21, 2013

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    1. I DON'T DO LONG RANGE RELATIONSHIPS 2.

    I DON'T GIVE OUT PICTURES UNLESS I GET TO KNOW SOMEONE DEEPLY AND I PLAN TO MEET THEM FACE TO FACE. 3. I DON'T DO CAMERA TIME ONLINE 4. I DON'T DO ONLINE ONLY ACTIVITIES THOSE ARE FAKE AND A WASTE OF MY TIME 5. I DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CONTROL ME THROUGH ONLINE...
    transgirl28 transgirl28 26-30, T 2 Responses Nov 17

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    I don't think many people read my profile.

    Because of they did, then they would know that I am in a relationship. They would also know that I do not believe in online relationships. So it is very obvious I am not here for sex or relationships. I want to gain friendship with people here. And it's not going to go any...
    CreoleItalianwoman CreoleItalianwoman 31-35, F 4 Responses Nov 15

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    Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

    I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront. First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 195 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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    Okay, despite the experiences

    that I have admitted to, there is more to me than what appears. Don't get me wrong, I've added a lot of carnal interest type experiences (hey, you get on a roll sometimes.... "Yeah, I'm into that... and that... I really like that... and I REALLY like that"... you get the...
    returnofvivero returnofvivero 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 11

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    There once was a girlwho was always,

    in second place.no matter what she did...whether she tried at all,or gave her all...unless she was the only girl in the running.....she got second.She never understood....cause.... well, DaaayUm... she was good... she had Mad Skillz.but she wasn't flashy.she wasn't fancy.She was...
    SKiesterly SKiesterly 41-45, F 6 Responses Nov 4

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    - I Don't have a Kik/Fb/Instagram/twitter - I

    DON'T SKYPE/VIDEO CHAT - I DON'T send Nudiiess of myself - I DON'T trade - I DON'T s3xtt - I Don't reply to you if your default is of your peepee - I Don't respond if you ASK me a dirty question - NOR call me a sexii nickname - I READ your profile before, so if I see anything...
    Itsnickijae Itsnickijae 18-21, F 32 Responses Feb 23

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    I am NEVER gonna be interested in dating you.

    ..whoever you are. Do not add me because you see a picture. I am more than any picture could capture (for better or worse).
    MsRebel MsRebel 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 13

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    When I ask you to tell me more about yourself,

    I shouldn't have to ask you again if you're married or have children. If you're a husband or a father, that's a huge part of who you are & should be included.
    Elayla Elayla 31-35, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    PLEASE! (before you add me to your circle) Read This!

    Three questions you must answer or I shall cast your soul into the great void that lay between....First question: Are you looking to hook up?Second question: Do you have your nuts showing?Third question: Are you indifferent to alternative lifestyles?A yes to any of these...
    MrsJoanieBNH MrsJoanieBNH 56-60, T 64 Responses Mar 21, 2012

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    WARNING: I am curious,

    but i can't control my curiosity, so if you don't want questions about some personal things, dont mention those things or else you'll get questions, I can't control my curiosity and i don't like it.......
    SirWannabeGhost SirWannabeGhost 16-17, M 2 Responses Oct 30

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    What You Should Know About Me Before Adding Me

    Hello everyone! My name is Stacy Marie Vacqueyras - and I will start off saying that I don't mind it when people add me. The more friends the better I say. But some people have added me without looking carefully over my profile first, only to regret it shortly thereafter. When I...
    BizSuitStacy BizSuitStacy 46-50, T 66 Responses Mar 14, 2011

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 17. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 19 Responses May 12, 2013

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 34 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 71 Responses Jul 26

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 91 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    Please kids younger than 25 do not contact me .

    I don't have nothing in common with you .. Specially when you are 13-18 don't wast your time !!!
    Ilovetorun123 Ilovetorun123 36-40, F 29 Responses Jul 7

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