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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,234 People

    Read This Before Adding Or Attacking Me

    I've been here for almost a year now. I found EP when I was looking for a place to try blogging. Blogged here for a few months and found that with a little effort I could blog every day. I kept two blogs for a while then made the decision to only blog at my blog on blogspot.com...
    oldfarmguy oldfarmguy 61-65, M 39 Responses Oct 4, 2011

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    Although I appreciate it

    when people add me, I would like to tell you a few things before you do. First, I have a girlfriend, an amazing woman whom I love very much. That means, if you are adding me in the hopes of any intimate conversations, hook-ups, naughty skyping, anything pervy whatsoever, you...
    lovefoundme47 lovefoundme47 41-45, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I am Nathan. I own my love in

    and out. I am an experienced Dom/Master. If you are looking for advice, suggestion or more than that, let me know. But know that, she will always be in my life... NYI am Meg. I am in love with a Dominant man and he is in love with me. I love to write and chat, but need...
    OwningDali OwningDali 36-40 2 days ago

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    Read Before Friend Requesting Please !!

    My boyfriend, Phil, started this account. I did not like the idea at first. But now I like to read the stories and look at pictures. Was leary about him posting pictures at first. Not something I would like to explain to family or my job. So I limit what he can post. No faces or...
    phil208 phil208 46-50 61 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 33 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    Seriously!

    Ok, I'm usually pretty lenient, but I have just a few rules. 1) If your profile picture is your guy parts, I'm not going to add you, no matter what. 2) I AM NOT ON HERE TO FIND A GUY TO HOOK UP WITH; STOP ASKING 3) I do not Skype 4) I do not send out nudes 5) I will NEVER cam...
    shygirl214 shygirl214 22-25, F 163 Responses Apr 16, 2012

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 55 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 40 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    Thanks

    I do not have a problem with you requesting my friendship. Just know that I do check out people's profiles before I add. The big thing for me is stories that go with your experiences. How else am I suppose to get to know you and what you are like. If there are no stories, there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 50 Responses Jul 26, 2011

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    After receiving a fair few amount of private

    messages of late....for no unknown reason....?????? please don't add me if you are an 'adult baby' and want me to be your 'mommy'!! 😦😦😦😦😦😦 Each to their own... But listen right...It just ain't happening!!!!!
    chipstickz chipstickz 31-35, F Feb 11

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    I won't add back. I make numerous enemies on

    here; and quite frankly I don't want said enemies to go after my friends. So for your own sake, I won't add you to my circle. The same goes with whiteboard and story posts, I will read; and appreciate them, but they're getting deleted right after.
    TeirdalinShadowfall TeirdalinShadowfall 22-25 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 71 Responses Jul 26, 2014

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    I am looking to make friends from all walks of

    life. I do not care about color, age (as long as you are over 18), gender, sexual preference or any of that superficial crap. I just want to meet good people. I believe that everyone is entitled to live their lives as they see fit as long as they are not hurting anyone else in...
    MissKittyKat6 MissKittyKat6 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    I love meeting new people from every walk of

    life. I have already met the most amazing people from around the world. So with that in mind.... Please add me if you have great stories, love sharing about your life and adventures or need somone to talk to. But I'm TAKEN. I have an amazing boyfriend that I love. So I won't be...
    ifoundhim ifoundhim 36-40, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 33 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

    I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront. First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 194 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 60 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 40 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 17. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 19 Responses May 12, 2013

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    Yadda Yadda, Blah Blah Blah.

    Feelings, sobs a little..... The end.
    DarkestTrance DarkestTrance 36-40, F 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    I am here to make friends,

    regular, sensual, and erotic friends. But understand I am married. Going to stay that way. But as a lot of you on EP, I also have something missing in my life. Here I can be supportive of my friends on EP, share photos, erotic and sensual stories that I love to read. Most of...
    ImRaven ImRaven 66-70, M 1 Response Jan 24

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    The rumors are terrible

    and cruel, but honey, most of them are true. I'm a sharp tongued ***** who loves playing mind games. Once I have you in my sights... I'll toy with you until I get bored. Spiteful, vindictive, flirtatious, annoying... I could show you magic, madness, heaven and sin. Are you brave...
    StarletScarlett StarletScarlett 16-17, F 17 Responses Feb 21

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    1. Please know that I do not check my inbox

    very often. I'm not ignoring you or anything like that. It's just that I always have so many messages, and it's hard to keep up with all of them. A lot of them are also from pervs, so it makes me not to want to look at them at all sometimes. So it may take me a few days to even...
    LostandFading LostandFading 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 7

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    Please Dont Add Me Unless You Want A Friend

    I dont want to be mean or rude but If it is your intention to add me just to bolster your friends list. Im not interested. I only want people who wish to interact, associate, make fun of me, read and share stories or expirences, or who wants a friend. Every couple of months I...
    LoneAlpha LoneAlpha 26-30, M 50 Responses Dec 20, 2012

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    I don't want to seem like a stuck up person

    because I'm not, but by all that is decent, please read this before you even attempt to message me or add me to your circle.Although I have a lot of sensual material on my profile, I am exactly this, a passionate sensual lady who likes to write, and that is who I am. My writings...
    SensualPassionbbw SensualPassionbbw 31-35, F 7 Responses Feb 17

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 31-35, F 92 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    Please don't just inbox me "heyy"

    or "hi" or "what's up" because I probably won't reply! Come on be a bit more creative..
    xoSincerelyYoursxo xoSincerelyYoursxo 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 24

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    Well, I dont really read my messages on here

    because they're usually just creeps or pervs. So yeah if I don't respond to you don't take it personally lol. And I rarely message guys back on here, I already have a lot of guys to talk to. So mainly females I talk to. But even the females who message me I think it's sketchy...
    iamj iamj 16-17, F Jan 22

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 36 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    teirdalinshadowfall Be warned about this

    profile! They go round sending abuse to people if they don't like you and then block you so you can't respond, very cowardly. People like this should be banned from EP. Check out their story in this group claiming they make enemies. If they don't like the site and the other...
    simple2468 simple2468 26-30, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    No, I will not send you any pictures.

    If you ask I will block you. No, I will not talk "dirty" to you. If you ask I will block you. I do not care if you're horny, I will not help you with that and will block you Do not send me your pictures or I will block you. I will not tolerate rudeness or hate speech and...
    Offing Offing 18-21, F Jan 22

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    PLEASE! (before you add me to your circle) Read This!

    Quite simply, I'm not looking to hook up! I do not want to see your junk! I expect you to have something in common with me before I friend you! I will not answer messages that are not formed in complete sentences! Hey or Hi, is not a complete sentence and will be ignored! I...
    MrsJoanieBNH MrsJoanieBNH 56-60, T 72 Responses Mar 21, 2012

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    If you add me to your circle,

    I'll read your experiences. If I think we have something in common, then I'll add you. If we don't, I won't.
    BeingMe98 BeingMe98 16-17, M Feb 3

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    Do you like ice cream?

    If you're lactose-intolerant Do you like bacon? If you can't eat bacon Do you like cupcakes If you don't like sweets Are you random or very interestingly potato cheese? If so, then feel free to add me to your circle Have a nice day/afternoon/evening/night/dawn/morning/start...
    DoorMattress DoorMattress 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 31

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 55 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    Please respect me and my beliefs.

    Don't add me unless you have something to say. God forbid you have all these experiences but not one story. I'll nicely say hi and block unless very recent new true member. I'm here for serious honest true intellectual conversation. My block list is 50 times greater then friends...
    Averageguy41074 Averageguy41074 36-40, M 3 Responses Feb 10

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    Please Read This!!

    Hey, so I want you guys to know that I am NOT here for sex, or sex talk or anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either wise I'd advise you not to add me!  :)  And if you start messaging me with sexual things I simple...
    Canadianchick94 Canadianchick94 18-21, F 173 Responses Jul 21, 2013

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    i respect people of there sexuality,

    ,,but i am not gay/bi at all. so no trying to chat me up,....ive no interest. we can be friends still
    fireeyesofthephoenix fireeyesofthephoenix 22-25, M a week ago

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    Just In Case ...

    I don't have many people adding me, but thought I should write this to make things clear. 1) If you add me, then I sincerely appreciate your interest in me. Although I do question your sanity but that's beside the point. Please see point 7. 2) It'd be nice if you send more than...
    privatelyanonymous privatelyanonymous 36-40, M 28 Responses Sep 21, 2012

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    - I Don't have a Kik/Fb/Instagram/twitter - I

    DON'T SKYPE/VIDEO CHAT - I DON'T send Nudiiess of myself - I DON'T trade - I DON'T s3xtt - I Don't reply to you if your default is of your peepee - I Don't respond if you ASK me a dirty question - NOR call me a sexii nickname - I READ your profile before, so if I see anything...
    itsNiaJae itsNiaJae 18-21, F 37 Responses Feb 23, 2014

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    I'm not a horrible person.

    .. That said - keep in mind that I am, in fact, a monster, born of experience and pain. If I haven't added you to my circle, I either don't like you or I haven't met you/read your experiences and liked them/ever talked to you. 99% of people who message me first get blocked. I don...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 2 Responses Feb 23

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 90 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    Enter At Your Own Risk...(Read This Before You Add Me)

        Before you add me to your circle...enter at your own risk, stop and think real hard, what makes you want to be friends with me?....I may have that pretty face, but there is so much more to that pretty little face, I am no princess by any means, at least...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 35 Responses Jan 6, 2013

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    A few points to ponder

    before you add a man who hates the world and humanity itself: 1) As my name suggests, I'm an anime lover. If you can't tolerate someone who inserts Japanese phrases into comments and responses, don't add me. 2) I am a math lover. So you'll be exposed to random posts and nerd...
    TheMisanthropeOtaku TheMisanthropeOtaku 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 15

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 17 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    I add people who I think will comment on my

    stories and pics. I don't care if you have stories (EP could have deleted them) and I don't mind if you don't have pics. Not every wife will let her pics be posted. So how do I decide who to add? It's easy. I check your recent activity. If all you do is add people and join...
    tomishere2 tomishere2 36-40, M 5 Responses Feb 24

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