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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,307 People

    Just In Case ...

    I don't have many people adding me, but thought I should write this to make things clear. 1) If you add me, then I sincerely appreciate your interest in me. Although I do question your sanity but that's beside the point. Please see point 7. 2) It'd be nice if you send more than...
    privatelyanonymous privatelyanonymous 36-40, M 26 Responses Sep 21, 2012

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    1. No i don't wanna trade nasty pics!

    2. I'm open to make friends. 3. Please know how to keep a conversation going Finally if your under the age of 16 or over the age of 26 i most likely won't add u back
    PanamanianPenguin PanamanianPenguin 18-21, F Apr 25

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    If You Want To Add Me

    Well I am new to this site, but I am guessing like most sites there is some of the people that I would like to avoid. There is a few things I would be looking for if you add me and want me to add you back so let's begin shall we? 1- Don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me...
    HeartOfThorns HeartOfThorns 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    I am generally friendly

    and tolerant, and accept people as they are, but there are exceptions when it comes to whom I will accept into my circle. Anyone wishing to add me should note the following: 1. I would prefer that you message me before adding me. I only add people in the hope of forming...
    SonOfSartre SonOfSartre 36-40, M 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 36-40, F 91 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    Kindly refrain from adding me

    if you have odd, odd hobbies that involves diapers, etc. I'd appreciate it if you don't add me to your circle if you're a friend collector or have no stories written as well.
    PoutingEnigma PoutingEnigma 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 8

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 38 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 33 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 88 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    Please don't take offence

    if I do not respond to your massage or add you to my circle.
    copperlocks copperlocks 46-50, F 10 Responses Apr 3

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    A few simple ground rules.

    1. I do check profiles before I add people, which brings me to my second point. 2. I will NOT add you if you have experiences on your profile such as “I’m horny”, etc. Trust me, it’s not a good look, and I wont help you relieve whatever urges you may have. Not what I...
    DropsofJupiter1 DropsofJupiter1 18-21, F 34 Responses Jan 21

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    1. I'm a generally straightforward person.

    2. I do not succumb to peer pressure. 3. I'm never going to change myself for someone else. 4. I'm only here to make friends and help people. 5. Nothing inappropriate. Please... 6. I get depressed. 7. I have a tendency to push people away, when I need them the most. 8. Last but...
    Icrossmyheart Icrossmyheart 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 23

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 70 Responses Jul 26, 2014

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    Don't add me to your circle

    if we have never had a conversation, I will assume you're just friend collecting and won't add you back. Also, if your experiences are off the scale pervy you can just forget it.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 26

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    I am not here for sex I am not here

    for love I am not here to flirt don't bother at all if u r a slow response or one word response... save it when u have time or never if u r one of these ppl who r hot n cold then let me be if u don't believe that online friendship is real then let me at peace read my stories n...
    candles700 candles700 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 53 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    I need more than "Hi.

    " to send a reply!!! Why are so many messages here like a conversation with Tarzan, or his monkey? Doesn't anyone have anything to say in personal messages? Sometimes I feel like the person has nothing better to do and is looking to be entertained. Trust me, you're already...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 1 Response Apr 14

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 34 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    I am not looking for people to send pictures of

    them naked,and i am not sending none of mine either,the only one you're getting is the one on my profile,i am on ep looking for people to talk to,and if possible make long distance frienships :).
    nanvalglex nanvalglex 22-25, F Apr 23

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 17 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    I'm not looking for a hook-up with you.

    Should we become friends and I leave a nice comment about your photo, please DON'T take it as a come on…it will not be my intention…I am merely commenting as I see fit. As you can see I'm no friend collector and don't intend to be, so please don't be offended if I de...
    AutumnBliss AutumnBliss 46-50, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Why I'm Not Going To Add You Don't bother

    adding me if you're not going to talk to me. Seriously what's the point in that?
    theoldguy99 theoldguy99 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 15

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    Please kids younger than 25 do not contact me .

    I don't have nothing in common with you .. Specially when you are 13-18 don't wast your time !!!
    Ilovetorun123 Ilovetorun123 36-40, F 41 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    Thanks

    I do not have a problem with you requesting my friendship. Just know that I do check out people's profiles before I add. The big thing for me is stories that go with your experiences. How else am I suppose to get to know you and what you are like. If there are no stories, there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 48 Responses Jul 26, 2011

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    mrsskayl mrsskayl 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 22

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    Just So Know

    Let me preface this... and EVERYTHING else, by saying "I don't care" "not even a little bit" Sorry! But I truly don't. Because it makes, incomplete sense to me. It really does bogle my (this) mind, I just don't FULLY get it? As Promised, May be I am a bit naive, or just...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 25 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    First off, I'd like to say

    that it's highly unlikely for me to add you back if you still decide to add me after wasting your time reading this. I'm not here for anything special or for any friends. I'm not a particularly social person, and I don't like to talk to much people. I just come on, answer a...
    AnonSmiles AnonSmiles 16-17 22 hrs ago

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    Not trying to sound like a damn ***** over here,

    but guys, please don't add me to your list. Especially with peckers as avi. Also females, I'm Not interested in seeing your girly parts. What you have, I can see my own at any time. The "made in china" parts you attach, don't thrill me a bit. Y'all's best bet is to add...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 7 Responses Apr 13

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 33 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    I'm here to share my experiences.

    Mainly I just want to use this space as a way to let off steam and frustration or even to talk about things that make me happy when I have no one to tell IRL. I most likely won't respond to private messages. To be honest, private messages make me really anxious and...
    goshgollydolly goshgollydolly 22-25, F Apr 22

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    Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

    I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront. First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 194 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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    If you expect to have a conversation with me.

    ..I'm sorry. I'm not at all a very good talker, I short text a lot (especially when I don't know what to say), I'm a really random person...which kinda irritates people, and I'm somewhat shy. ._.
    Waffl3s Waffl3s 13-15, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I certainly not here to engage in sexual banter

    or any sort, I'm here to vent my hostility & meet people with similar experiences as mine. - I check everyone's profile that adds & pm me and if I see a ton of adult-themed posts in your profile, do not expect a response from me. And I do not share any photos, or will not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 9

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 29 Responses Mar 6, 2014

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    Please Dont Add Me Unless You Want A Friend

    I dont want to be mean or rude but If it is your intention to add me just to bolster your friends list. Im not interested. I only want people who wish to interact, associate, make fun of me, read and share stories or expirences, or who wants a friend. Every couple of months I...
    LoneAlpha LoneAlpha 26-30, M 45 Responses Dec 20, 2012

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    I want to get the most out of EP

    as I can, and I think writing in this group will help. If you have stumbled on my profile and think I'm interesting, that's cool, we might become friends. I don't add strangers. My advice to you is: don't be a stranger! Introduce yourself. I would love to get a PM, especially...
    FindmeHoldmeLoveme FindmeHoldmeLoveme 18-21 2 Responses Apr 20

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    Read Before Friend Requesting Please !!

    My boyfriend, Phil, started this account. I did not like the idea at first. But now I like to read the stories and look at pictures. Was leary about him posting pictures at first. Not something I would like to explain to family or my job. So I limit what he can post. No faces or...
    phil208 phil208 46-50 62 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    Well, I'll start off by saying I will not share

    my biological gender, my name, or my real age. I am here to speak my mind. Now, I am a very blunt person. I will admit I can be offensive but I can guarantee I do not mean to be. I just don't sugarcoat things. I am not here to engage in sexual activities. Once again I am here...
    PoisonousAntidote PoisonousAntidote 18-21, T 1 Response Apr 10

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    Please Read This!!

    Hey, so I want you guys to know that I am NOT here for sex, or sex talk or anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either wise I'd advise you not to add me!  :)  And if you start messaging me with sexual things I simple...
    Canadianchick94 Canadianchick94 18-21, F 171 Responses Jul 21, 2013

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    1: I'm a very straight forward person 2: Don't

    add me or talk to me if you don't think you can handle it 3: I am spiritual but without deities, and i don't want to argue so please keep arguments away or you'll be blocked. 4: I'm gay i don't like homophobia so lets not start, it'll be reported and i'll then hit the block...
    DriftingLeaf DriftingLeaf 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 24

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    EDIT 04 May 2013: Please Read.

    I am no longer accepting friend requests on here. For the past two years I have always felt alone, and I would be better off being that way. No one is going to be able to change that, so please respect my decision.
    lntel lntel 22-25 37 Responses Dec 27, 2011

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 55 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    I've joined EP for several reasons

    but to summarise it's to enjoy the experience. I like a chat, I like opinions and I like dirty.. I'm open minded on what to do here. No that doesn't make me a creep or a perv it makes me human and someone who will enjoy all aspects of this site. So that said, if you've anything...
    ImaginationsTheKey ImaginationsTheKey 26-30, M Apr 12

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    PLEASE! (before you add me to your circle) Read This!

    Quite simply, I'm not looking to hook up! I do not want to see your junk! I expect you to have something in common with me before I friend you! I will not answer messages that are not formed in complete sentences! Hey or Hi, is not a complete sentence and will be ignored! I...
    MrsJoanieBNH MrsJoanieBNH 56-60, T 72 Responses Mar 21, 2012

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    *I am NOT accepting any friend requests* - I am

    here to let off steam, ask a few questions, not to develop any true friendships or a silly crush. Feel free to message me, I will respond, and if we have things in common, I will keep in touch, but I won't add you.
    MidnightMasquerade MidnightMasquerade 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 9

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 17. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 21 Responses May 12, 2013

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