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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,559 People

    I am an everyday nerdy,

    normal woman who isn't looking for any weird s*xual experience or to swap pics (trust me, you don't want to swap anything with me). I'm a bit weird, I overthink and I love talking about movies. I'm a bit eccentric with a tad odd sense of humor with a weirder taste of music, if...
    DesiredUserNameandStuff DesiredUserNameandStuff 31-35, F 22 Responses Dec 18, 2015

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    luv2pee23 luv2pee23 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 13, 2015

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 57 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    i'm Emi! Im a teenager,

    trans (but i'm mostly a girl lol), pretty sexual, and always want to talk to someone! <3
    CallMeAnyDay CallMeAnyDay 18-21, T 1 Response Jan 25

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 36 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

    I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront. First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 194 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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    Enter At Your Own Risk...(Read This Before You Add Me)

        Before you add me to your circle...enter at your own risk, stop and think real hard, what makes you want to be friends with me?....I may have that pretty face, but there is so much more to that pretty little face, I am no princess by any means, at least...
    deleted deleted 26-30 33 Responses Jan 6, 2013

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    Good grief, before you send me message,

    please read this... 1.) Yes, I realize that my profile has a majority of mature topics but please be a gentleman and use the manners your parents taught you. Be respectful and courteous when sending a message. 2.) Do not ask what color underwear I have on, chances are I was...
    NaughtyWhispers NaughtyWhispers 36-40, F 18 Responses Aug 27, 2015

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    my name is Tabitha. my friends call me Tabi.

    (: i'm 26 years old. when i was 12, me and my two siblings were taken away from our mother and placed in foster homes. we were in so many different foster homes and we always got separated from each other. my little sister was 3 when we first got taken away from our mom. i...
    Tabiii Tabiii 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 8

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    Hi everyone and welcome.

    .. to my crystal lair. Haha :) Before you message or add me please consider this: 1. I am here to vent in the environment that is ultimately non-judgemental, the thing I absolutely love about EP. I would love to meet new people and make some new friends based on similar...
    AmethystCluster AmethystCluster 26-30, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    Thanks

    I do not have a problem with you requesting my friendship. Just know that I do check out people's profiles before I add. The big thing for me is stories that go with your experiences. How else am I suppose to get to know you and what you are like. If there are no stories, there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 47 Responses Jul 26, 2011

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    PLEASE! (before you add me to your circle) Read This!

    Quite simply, I'm here to enjoy talking about things that matter. I'm not here to hook up! I am in a devoted relationship with a wonderful woman! If your fishing for something else, go else where! I am a non binary gender expresionist. I believe that every individual is...
    JoanieNewHampshire JoanieNewHampshire 61-65, T 74 Responses Mar 21, 2012

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30 34 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    1. I'm don't chat with men 2.

    I'm only into men that are my age and I already have one. 3. I am here to get to know and/or meet women that are curious, bisexual or lesbian because I happen to be curious. 4. I don't send pics or nudes. I will only send a face shot and sometimes not even that it depends on if...
    butterfly1013 butterfly1013 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    There are certain people I will not add to my

    circle. First and foremost, I will not add you to my circle unless you have at least 2 experiences in common with me. That is just the first requirement. Secondly, I will not add anyone with an obnoxious icon (look up Hazelmotes if you want an example). There are also certain...
    ThomasSpencer ThomasSpencer 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 17

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    The kind of people I won't add to my circle:

    Condescending people. That's a given. To me this the purest kind of evil a person can be. A person who controls others. A person who advocates and accepts liberalism, libertarianism, divorce, marijuana legalization, abortion, hatred for the weak, love for the strong over...
    QuestionMarks QuestionMarks 41-45, F Jan 17

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    Firstly, thank you for taking the time to check

    out my profile. Whilst I'm happy to add new people and get to know them, I only ask one thing . . . please show respect. We all have different opinions, faiths, beliefs and personalities, that's what makes meeting new people so interesting. I promise not to try convert you to...
    00afreshstart77UK00 00afreshstart77UK00 51-55, M 3 Responses Dec 19, 2015

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 36 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    Just because I write kinky stuff here doesn't

    mean that's all I am about. It can be annoying when people message me with their sex needs. Read my stories or write your own! If you love my experience, respond to it. Message me if you have something to say or something original to share. If you're going to say something...
    Doomflower Doomflower 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 86 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    1) Please message me

    before adding me, it makes things much easier. If you do not, I will not add you. 2) Be prepared if you are talking to me to answer lots of why/other inquiry questions about statements made. I believe if you truly feel a certain way or what have you, you will be able to reason...
    HydroLunarQueen HydroLunarQueen 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 24

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 52 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    Okay since I'm getting annoyed again by the

    messages I receive on here, I'm making up these basic rules. I hope some people will read this before contacting me or adding me: 1) I'm not single, in fact I am engaged. 2) No he doesn't mind me chatting online as long as you keep your manners. -> Last time I checked this...
    Kimmy159 Kimmy159 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I am a intellectual person

    who likes long conversations that are worth something and not just a waste of my time, please read my profile before asking me obvious questions. No ******** or pervs please. I'd like it if you messaged me first so we can chat a little Im only here to make new friends
    ihaveaname99 ihaveaname99 16-17, F Jan 25

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 17. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 25 Responses May 12, 2013

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    I'm not here for dating

    and relationships... If you have no stories, ask for my pics, or all your recent activity is about adding a lot of people to your circle, I won't add you and you may be blocked
    LastSunrise LastSunrise 16-17, F 6 Responses Dec 10, 2015

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    i will not: k.ik, skype,

    oovoo, email, text/call, skype, snapchat or talk to you on any other app or social media other than EP. also, i won't send any photos by request (which means please don't ask me to "send you a pic" of any kind) if you totally disregard this and still ask me to do any of the...
    princessrora princessrora 18-21, F 25 Responses Aug 10, 2015

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 57 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    i am here to make friends.

    . i am not interested in talking to pervs or exchanging indecent pics. thank you. that is all...
    doodle00 doodle00 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 15

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    Have a look at my stories,

    see what I have posted and have to say. Comment on them, show me you can carry a conversation... Please don't be boring...I am bored, entertain me and I might reward you.
    ShadowStarDancer ShadowStarDancer 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I Dont Mind Adding Guys IF...

    UPDATE: I've decided to add all my fans, it doesn't make much difference because I have not uploaded any pictures yet. Below statement still applies I don't have a problem adding guys, but they MUST like kids, I have 2 daughters and a son, and they are part of the package.
    carrielynch carrielynch 41-45, F 42 Responses Apr 23, 2013

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    If You Want To Add Me

    Well I am new to this site, but I am guessing like most sites there is some of the people that I would like to avoid. There is a few things I would be looking for if you add me and want me to add you back so let's begin shall we? 1- Don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me...
    HeartOfThorns HeartOfThorns 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    Please Dont Add Me Unless You Want A Friend

    I dont want to be mean or rude but If it is your intention to add me just to bolster your friends list. Im not interested. I only want people who wish to interact, associate, make fun of me, read and share stories or expirences, or who wants a friend. Every couple of months I...
    LoneAlpha LoneAlpha 31-35, M 41 Responses Dec 20, 2012

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    Hi, My name is Isabel.

    Im also transgender mtf. Ive noticed since ive came out on here that a bunch of guys just want me for sex, it's really annoying and it's stupid. I am attracted to girls. I don't want any hate, i deal with enough of it offline. I want to be accepted as myself and not an object...
    Stressed14 Stressed14 16-17, F 3 Responses Jan 17

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 15 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    Hello there...thanks

    for stopping by. As you can see I don't have a huge friends list. I like to keep my circle nice and tight, more familiar...more close..more personal. I love to meet new people and chat about life, food sex and all that's in between. So if your here for BS..please keep it moving...
    deleted deleted 26-30 17 Responses Jan 24, 2014

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    Let me begin by saying this,

    I had a very unpleasant experience on here this morning. Which is one reason why I've been contemplating deleting my profile. I realize my stories attract a certain crowd. And I realize there are 1 million hard men on here. BUT that does not give you any reason to become...
    deleted deleted 26-30 23 Responses May 29, 2015

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    Thanks for taking the time to read this

    before adding me. I just joined today and already overwhelmed by the men wanting to talk to a teenage nudist. Obviously, young girls are beautiful, so that is understandable. However, I am a lesbian and not interested in men of any age. I will not communicate with men unless you...
    NakedLezzie NakedLezzie 18-21, F 12 Responses Dec 24, 2015

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    I am not here for sex,

    so, please if online play is what you want don't lose your time on me... ;)
    Camehashi Camehashi 26-30, F Jan 17

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 69 Responses Jul 26, 2014

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    EP Is Not The Telephone.

    Before you PM me, read this first. If you don't, I may paste it into a reply and and it to you. Please don't send messages that are some variation of: "Hey", "Hi", or "What's up". This is not a telephone conversation and shouldn't be treated like one. Would you write a...
    lifedwg01 lifedwg01 46-50, M 4 Responses Dec 6, 2015

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 36-40, F 87 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    We are here as a couple.

    We both read and post here. We are here to share our experiences and learn from others experiences. Although much of the content on our page is sexually related we are not here to cam or cyber. We much prefer the real thing. If you request being added to our circle ,but have...
    GreenBlueEyes GreenBlueEyes 46-50 27 Responses Aug 6, 2014

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    If you have a suggestive username,

    I'm going to ignore you. I just refuse to entertain someone who names themselves something like, "iwillsendnudes" or "iwanttosharemyfetishes" or whatever else... especially since I have so many stories and comments on this website about how I personally don't want to deal with...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F Dec 15, 2015

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    Who am I? Well, my profile is a mix of things.

    I talk about myself and my struggles with crushes, confidence, crossdressing, identity and so on. There's some sexual content, but that's not the only reason I am here. I've met some very interesting people here on EP. Made friends with all kinds. Like everyone here, I deal...
    76starships 76starships 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 10

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