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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,563 People

    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 57 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    Have a look at my stories,

    see what I have posted and have to say. Comment on them, show me you can carry a conversation... Please don't be boring...I am bored, entertain me and I might reward you.
    ShadowStarDancer ShadowStarDancer 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 1

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    1. I'm not a feminist.

    I'm not a meninist. I support "human rights". -What does this means? That I do not follow feminist ideology, nor this frankenstein online joke of meninism. Feminism didn't invent human rights, but for some reason they want to monopolize rights and fit everything to their...
    oneiric13 oneiric13 26-30, M 3 Responses Jan 29

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 28 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    Before we can talk Id like to clarify some

    points. Im here to have fun, share some of my opinions and hopefully to make some friends along the way. I do enjoy interacting and learning from other people, other places, and other cultures. Its interesting to me how much more we are alike than we are different. Sexually...
    AgentSeven AgentSeven 46-50, M 3 Responses Feb 3

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 35 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Have a look at my stories,

    see what I have posted and have to say. Comment on them, show me you can carry a conversation... Please don't be boring...I am bored, entertain me and I might reward you.
    ShadowStarDancer1 ShadowStarDancer1 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 1

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    EP MEN: 1. Anyone I do not know

    who adds me to their circle will immediately be bumped. No manners or etiquette, no add!! 2. Messages from profiles with suggestive names will be ignored. I will delete without even reading it! 3. Your profile will thoroughly be reviewed. It's a very small window if any...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 30

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    I have come to realize,

    unfortunately, that most people on this website are not interesting to talk to! I am a writer (not professional), meaning I am a detailed person, and would like to engage in intellectually stimulating conversations. I am not a person of small talk, so run along if you are a dry...
    TheLoneRaven TheLoneRaven 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    We are here as a couple.

    We both read and post here. We are here to share our experiences and learn from others experiences. Although much of the content on our page is sexually related we are not here to cam or cyber. We much prefer the real thing. If you request being added to our circle ,but have...
    GreenBlueEyes GreenBlueEyes 46-50 27 Responses Aug 6, 2014

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 52 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    i am here to make friends.

    . i am not interested in talking to pervs or exchanging indecent pics. thank you. that is all...
    doodle00 doodle00 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 15

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    Okay since I'm getting annoyed again by the

    messages I receive on here, I'm making up these basic rules. I hope some people will read this before contacting me or adding me: 1) I'm not single, in fact I am engaged. 2) No he doesn't mind me chatting online as long as you keep your manners. -> Last time I checked this...
    Kimmy159 Kimmy159 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 1

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    Please Dont Add Me Unless You Want A Friend

    I dont want to be mean or rude but If it is your intention to add me just to bolster your friends list. Im not interested. I only want people who wish to interact, associate, make fun of me, read and share stories or expirences, or who wants a friend. Every couple of months I...
    LoneAlpha LoneAlpha 31-35, M 41 Responses Dec 20, 2012

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 15 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    Read Before Friend Requesting Please !!

    My boyfriend, Phil, started this account. I did not like the idea at first. But now I like to read the stories and look at pictures. Was leary about him posting pictures at first. Not something I would like to explain to family or my job. So I limit what he can post. No faces or...
    phil208 phil208 46-50 60 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    my name is Tabitha. my friends call me Tabi.

    (: i'm 26 years old. when i was 12, me and my two siblings were taken away from our mother and placed in foster homes. we were in so many different foster homes and we always got separated from each other. my little sister was 3 when we first got taken away from our mom. i...
    Tabiii Tabiii 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 8

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    I am not here for sex,

    so, please if online play is what you want don't lose your time on me... ;)
    Camehashi Camehashi 26-30, F Jan 17

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 69 Responses Jul 26, 2014

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    1) Please message me

    before adding me, it makes things much easier. If you do not, I will not add you. 2) Be prepared if you are talking to me to answer lots of why/other inquiry questions about statements made. I believe if you truly feel a certain way or what have you, you will be able to reason...
    HydroLunarQueen HydroLunarQueen 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 24

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 36-40, F 87 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    Hi, My name is Isabel.

    Im also transgender mtf. Ive noticed since ive came out on here that a bunch of guys just want me for sex, it's really annoying and it's stupid. I am attracted to girls. I don't want any hate, i deal with enough of it offline. I want to be accepted as myself and not an object...
    Stressed14 Stressed14 16-17, F 3 Responses Jan 17

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    i'm Emi! Im a teenager,

    trans (but i'm mostly a girl lol), pretty sexual, and always want to talk to someone! <3
    CallMeAnyDay CallMeAnyDay 18-21, T 1 Response Jan 25

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 17. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 25 Responses May 12, 2013

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    Ok... This is very important,

    I'd like you to understand this, because, I'm not really what you think I am... On the outside, I may appear to be a depressed loser with no self confidence, a limited vocabulary and the occasional insightful observations... But deep down, I am only... a naked mole rat... I am...
    xXverlorenXx xXverlorenXx 22-25, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Let me begin by saying this,

    I had a very unpleasant experience on here this morning. Which is one reason why I've been contemplating deleting my profile. I realize my stories attract a certain crowd. And I realize there are 1 million hard men on here. BUT that does not give you any reason to become...
    deleted deleted 26-30 23 Responses May 29, 2015

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    I Dont Mind Adding Guys IF...

    UPDATE: I've decided to add all my fans, it doesn't make much difference because I have not uploaded any pictures yet. Below statement still applies I don't have a problem adding guys, but they MUST like kids, I have 2 daughters and a son, and they are part of the package.
    carrielynch carrielynch 41-45, F 42 Responses Apr 23, 2013

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 86 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    PLEASE! (before you add me to your circle) Read This!

    Quite simply, I'm here to enjoy talking about things that matter. I'm not here to hook up! I am in a devoted relationship with a wonderful woman! If your fishing for something else, go else where! I am a non binary gender expresionist. I believe that every individual is...
    JoanieNewHampshire JoanieNewHampshire 61-65, T 74 Responses Mar 21, 2012

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    The kind of people I won't add to my circle:

    Condescending people. That's a given. To me this the purest kind of evil a person can be. A person who controls others. A person who advocates and accepts liberalism, libertarianism, divorce, marijuana legalization, abortion, hatred for the weak, love for the strong over...
    QuestionMarks QuestionMarks 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 17

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    Writing another one of these,

    that better reflects what I'm ok and not ok with. 1.I like talking to people who are close to my age. 2.If your profile is mostly blank,no storys questions etc or barely any.Than I'd rather not talk to you and will most likely ignore you. 3.Just because i have some sexual...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 36 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 27 Responses Mar 6, 2014

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    I like trains Now love me ,

    feed me , never leave me
    AndreiLeano AndreiLeano 13-15, M 2 Responses Jan 8

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    Please kids younger than 25 do not contact me .

    I don't have nothing in common with you .. Specially when you are 13-18 don't wast your time !!!
    Ilovetorun123 Ilovetorun123 36-40, F 50 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    Please Read This!!

    Hey, so I want you guys to know that I am NOT here for sex, or sex talk or anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either wise I'd advise you not to add me!  :)  And if you start messaging me with sexual things I simple...
    HakunaMatata33 HakunaMatata33 18-21, F 159 Responses Jul 21, 2013

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30 34 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    Thanks

    I do not have a problem with you requesting my friendship. Just know that I do check out people's profiles before I add. The big thing for me is stories that go with your experiences. How else am I suppose to get to know you and what you are like. If there are no stories, there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 47 Responses Jul 26, 2011

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    Who am I? Well, my profile is a mix of things.

    I talk about myself and my struggles with crushes, confidence, crossdressing, identity and so on. There's some sexual content, but that's not the only reason I am here. I've met some very interesting people here on EP. Made friends with all kinds. Like everyone here, I deal...
    76starships 76starships 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 10

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    If You Want To Add Me

    Well I am new to this site, but I am guessing like most sites there is some of the people that I would like to avoid. There is a few things I would be looking for if you add me and want me to add you back so let's begin shall we? 1- Don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me...
    HeartOfThorns HeartOfThorns 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    Thanks for taking the time to read this

    before adding me. I just joined today and already overwhelmed by the men wanting to talk to a teenage nudist. Obviously, young girls are beautiful, so that is understandable. However, I am a lesbian and not interested in men of any age. I will not communicate with men unless you...
    NakedLezzie NakedLezzie 18-21, F 15 Responses Dec 24, 2015

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    I am an everyday nerdy,

    normal woman who isn't looking for any weird s*xual experience or to swap pics (trust me, you don't want to swap anything with me). I'm a bit weird, I overthink and I love talking about movies. I'm a bit eccentric with a tad odd sense of humor with a weirder taste of music, if...
    DesiredUserNameandStuff DesiredUserNameandStuff 31-35, F 22 Responses Dec 18, 2015

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    Enter At Your Own Risk...(Read This Before You Add Me)

        Before you add me to your circle...enter at your own risk, stop and think real hard, what makes you want to be friends with me?....I may have that pretty face, but there is so much more to that pretty little face, I am no princess by any means, at least...
    deleted deleted 26-30 32 Responses Jan 6, 2013

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    Good grief, before you send me message,

    please read this... 1.) Yes, I realize that my profile has a majority of mature topics but please be a gentleman and use the manners your parents taught you. Be respectful and courteous when sending a message. 2.) Do not ask what color underwear I have on, chances are I was...
    NaughtyWhispers NaughtyWhispers 36-40, F 17 Responses Aug 27, 2015

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    i will not: k.ik, skype,

    oovoo, email, text/call, skype, snapchat or talk to you on any other app or social media other than EP. also, i won't send any photos by request (which means please don't ask me to "send you a pic" of any kind) if you totally disregard this and still ask me to do any of the...
    princessrora princessrora 18-21, F 27 Responses Aug 10, 2015

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