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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,013 People

    I will not "chat" with any female

    or any males under the age of 30. I do not send pics or videos. I also do not communicate in any other way than through EP. I am not into BDSM or anal s*x. Please do not message me if you cannot adhere to my standards.
    sweetpussy69 sweetpussy69 41-45, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Thanks

    I do not have a problem with you requesting my friendship. Just know that I do check out people's profiles before I add. The big thing for me is stories that go with your experiences. How else am I suppose to get to know you and what you are like. If there are no stories, there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 58 Responses Jul 26, 2011

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    Please Dont Add Me Unless You Want A Friend

    I dont want to be mean or rude but If it is your intention to add me just to bolster your friends list. Im not interested. I only want people who wish to interact, associate, make fun of me, read and share stories or expirences, or who wants a friend. Every couple of months I...
    LoneAlpha LoneAlpha 26-30, M 50 Responses Dec 20, 2012

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 38 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 43 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 66 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    Yeah...

    This story isn't finished yet.. 1. Apparently I say a lot of things none of you really understand, so first off I'm going to explain the most common ones: Mm, mhm (and other words similar) means Yes. ... means I don't know what to say. Meh either means I don't care, or that I...
    HumhumTheHaunter HumhumTheHaunter 16-17, F 54 Responses Nov 18, 2013

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    1. People on here call me Zuzu,

    which is a shortened form of my real name that very few people know. You can either call me that or anything else, I don't mind! 2. I'd like it if you actually looked at my profile. That'd be nice. I don't post a bunch of things for no reason. 3. If you haven't spoken to me at...
    ThatAwkwardPanda ThatAwkwardPanda 13-15 4 Responses Aug 19

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    Seriously!

    Ok, I'm usually pretty lenient, but I have just a few rules. 1) If your profile picture is your guy parts, I'm not going to add you, no matter what. 2) I AM NOT ON HERE TO FIND A GUY TO HOOK UP WITH; STOP ASKING 3) I do not Skype 4) I do not send out nudes 5) I will NEVER cam...
    shygirl214 shygirl214 18-21, F 170 Responses Apr 16, 2012

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    Hello, if we never had a proper introduction

    and you randomly added me to your circle I will block then unblock you so I would be removed from your circle. But on the flip side, let’s talk sometime.
    rabblemagic rabblemagic 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 21

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    Hey Ep users, before adding me think twice

    because i WON´T add anyone that : Ive never talked with in here before, people that ask for pictures(specially nude photos or related , just no), people that only talk to me when they have a problem (or those who add you and then they wont talk at all with you), people with...
    Hugo655 Hugo655 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    First, I'm not looking

    for a relationship. I'm in one. Second, I may not alway keep in touch cause I have a busy life (don't we all) and I have a bad memory so I won't always remember to message you or check up on your experience. And third, please keep the cursing to a minimum. I'm trying to quit
    YLIhououin YLIhououin 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    The gates have permanently been shut.

    I never wanted to take this drastic measure. I selected the option to not have anyone not in my circle to not be able to email me. I am tired of the vulgar language in profanity and sexual tries. I thought if I had just clicked the option to approve emails on EP that it would...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    btw guys iwanna intrduce my self my name is

    khadija sherif zaki iam from leabnon and america my dad is from america and my mom is from leabnon thx guys!Btw i live in america!😄
    Khadijazaki Khadijazaki 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 32 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    Hi there i'm your average teenage girl I guess.

    Staying indoors, playing games. wasting my time while I'm still carefree! You probably will never see me depressed or anything like that because i'm usually a positive person. My girlfriend taught me to appreciate the simple things in life and just relax because worrying about...
    SpiderWebs SpiderWebs 13-15, F Aug 24

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 60 Responses Jul 26

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    Please dont ask me to go to skype

    or cam...I promised my bf I wouldnt and I keep my promises, he doesnt mind me writing with you here, nad up to some flirting is ok, just an online thing... If you are a friend, you may leave comments on my pics but be nice...bad language or rude comments will be deleted guys...
    LuckyGirl14 LuckyGirl14 26-30, F 10 Responses 1 day ago

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    Life is about making choices.

    ..each time you choose something you are leaving aside other things...same happens with people, when you choose someone you leave aside others. I believe in that and I live by that ... I don't collect things or people just because, if you are in my life it's because you mean...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 22

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    Before anyone adds me to your circle it's better

    if you understand me. I'm very simple and caring but my experiences are there for a reason. I have depression and anxiety along with a complicated relationship. I'm okay with being friends but I will not be hit on or disrespected. Don't push me to tell my whole life story...
    MysticallyForbidden MysticallyForbidden 18-21, F a week ago

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    Its Getting Old

    Its sad that I have to join this group because there appears to be some members that can't read. Or don't view my profile before messaging me. I get so sick and tired of receiving messages from members that hit on me. Or they talk about wanting to have sex with me. I have been an...
    Inherownwords Inherownwords 31-35, F 20 Responses Oct 3, 2013

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    Please Read This Before Contacing Me I am 16

    eventhough my age says 18. I want to talk to and so I can add people. My dad still spanks me every week. Here's some things you should know. I am not here to be a roleplayer. I'm not going to give you a bunch of details so you can find me. I know that some might get excited by...
    saracarson19 saracarson19 18-21, F 23 Responses Dec 10, 2013

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    Read Before Friend Requesting Please !!

    My boyfriend, Phil, started this account. I did not like the idea at first. But now I like to read the stories and look at pictures. Was leary about him posting pictures at first. Not something I would like to explain to family or my job. So I limit what he can post. No faces or...
    phil208 phil208 46-50 68 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 92 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 30 Responses Mar 6

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 59 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    PLEASE READ THROUGH! I went through a horrible

    ordeal on here last year. It ended my almost marriage ( was set to be married this year). I have finally met someone that truly understands me and I devote as much of my time to him as I can, therefore I am not interested in men. PERIOD! End of discussion. I am here to chat with...
    SgtsLittleGirl SgtsLittleGirl 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 18

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    Hello everyone! I want you to read this

    before adding me. I know I have already posted 2 experiences but nevertheless, please let me carry on. I'm a female from the UK, with a large family. I have lived there my whole life with my 7 brothers- wasn't lying when I said it was large. Along with my 14 nieces and nephews...
    khow123 khow123 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    hello! my name is sonia.

    i have a lot of interests but i wont share them unless we talk. no perverts and if you send me something weird i wont respond. simple as that >_>
    caliqo caliqo 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    1. I don't add people

    who are gay/ lesbians because it's wrong! 2. If you want to add me, message me also.
    TheKillerShot TheKillerShot 22-25, M 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    I know that I am young,

    I'm 16. But I've found that I'm more mature and intellectual that practically my entire generation. I know who I am and I respect others. I am a sadomasochist, who really needs training to decide what role suits me best. It is something I've spent over a year making sure I was...
    SadoSubSwitch SadoSubSwitch 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    Hey everyone! I'm just here

    for fun and to make new friends and talk about experiences. I am in no way here for a relationship, so I am not going to answer to any questions involving that. Thanks!
    missladylioness missladylioness 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    Hi, my name is Ramona

    and I'm here to help others and give advice. I also like to talk about GOD and will pray for others. If I make friends along the way then great. Don't come to for any sexual thing. I will probably block you. I've blocked 10+ people already.
    sashakimi4 sashakimi4 13-15, F Aug 20

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 31-35, F 101 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 17. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 28 Responses May 12, 2013

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    Hello there...thanks

    for stopping by. As you can see I don't have a huge friends list. I like to keep my circle nice and tight, more familiar...more close..more personal. I love to meet new people and chat about life, food sex and all that's in between. So if your here for BS..please keep it moving...
    deleted deleted 26-30 32 Responses Jan 24

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    You cannot give me some perverted pictures

    and expect me to give you one of myself. You can feel free to go ahead and read my experiences. I am happy for anyone to chat to me, but not flirt with me. EP is not a dating site! If you want a girlfriend, go on whatever those websites are called. No, I have not got, Yahoo, Kik...
    ColombianGypsy ColombianGypsy 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    I am Chris and would like to add you to my

    circle to talk about your opinion on my fantasy
    CCstnt45 CCstnt45 46-50, M 2 Responses Aug 23

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    I am a Melanesian (black) married male

    and here to talk and find friends I could share with. I don't share naked pics and am comfortable being anonymous. I don't intend to find real life sex partners but really love to read about other peoples real life stories.
    kicks2014 kicks2014 36-40, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I just want to let you know

    that I am in a healthy straight relationship and do not have any intention to go beyond that.I consider myself a left-leaning liberal, I accept and admire all orientations! I am proud to live in the state that was the first to inact civil unions which was the first step to...
    feelsogd feelsogd 61-65, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    Hello, Beautiful People Ok,

    I am not here to have the largest circle of acquaintances. I want true genuine friends. In general I am happy to add most people. But there are certain things that drive me mad...... If someone wants to add me as a friend, Great! however once added, have the courtesy to leave...
    00TimEP 00TimEP 56-60, M 6 days ago

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    - I Don't have a Kik/Fb/Instagram/twitter - I

    DON'T SKYPE/VIDEO CHAT - I DON'T send Nudiiess of myself - I DON'T trade - I DON'T s3xtt - I Don't reply to you if your default is of your peepee - I Don't respond if you ASK me a dirty question - NOR call me a sexii nickname - I READ your profile before, so if I see anything...
    Itsjae Itsjae 18-21, F 21 Responses Feb 23

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    One key thing people need to know: Yes,

    I am gay. Understand that this does not mean, if I add you and you're a male, that I want your D. It will almost universally mean that I've found you and your stories and experiences interesting and I want to just chat with you. Don't get all defensive. Unless you're outright...
    chubbystringbean chubbystringbean 22-25, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    What You Should Know About Me Before Adding Me

    Hello everyone! My name is Stacy Marie Vacqueyras - and I will start off saying that I don't mind it when people add me. The more friends the better I say. But some people have added me without looking carefully over my profile first, only to regret it shortly thereafter. When I...
    BizSuitStacy BizSuitStacy 46-50, T 64 Responses Mar 14, 2011

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    I am not here to solve

    or fix your problems and issues. I am not here for your sexual enjoyment and no I don't need your **** pics. I don't do questions of sexual nature or small talk. If you don't like someone being completely brutally honest, don't add. I won't send you pictures of myself, this isn...
    VeinsOfMisanthrope VeinsOfMisanthrope 18-21, F 2 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 16 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    Warning! I Am polite

    and nice but you can add me if you want to talk about sex sex sex...
    charles849 charles849 70+ 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I've Avoided This Up To Now But The Time Is Right

    As you can tell by my circle list I generally add most people but I do have my favorites and some that will never darken my door. So at the risk of being a little forward here are the two lists: WON'T ADD if you write about doing sexual things with kids not only will I not add...
    JacquieTG JacquieTG 46-50, T 32 Responses Feb 17, 2013

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    Read This Before Adding Or Attacking Me

    I've been here for almost a year now. I found EP when I was looking for a place to try blogging. Blogged here for a few months and found that with a little effort I could blog every day. I kept two blogs for a while then made the decision to only blog at my blog on blogspot.com...
    oldfarmguy oldfarmguy 56-60, M 38 Responses Oct 4, 2011

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 35 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Repost of my disclaimer: Please feel free to

    add me if you are looking for someone interesting. I don't care if you are male female or other. In fact I believe diversity is good as it makes me look like less of a pervert (currently I have too many women in my circle). If you don't like what I have to say simply remove me...
    Kingshelman Kingshelman 31-35, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 52 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    Not just for potential circle friends

    but to anyone reading this profile I want to say a few things. I use EP mainly as a form of catharsis, so I like to be candid. The stories I have here are mostly sexual, and its not really a profile "of" me entirely, more so a part of me . I think it reflects EP itself anyway...
    benjiescobar benjiescobar 18-21, M Aug 21

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