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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,290 People

    Here is a bit about me

    and why I am here. I enjoy getting to know people, but it takes time to build a friendship whether that is online or in the real world. If you want to get to know me, comment on one or two of my stories and if you think I am someone you would like to get to know, send me a...
    00FlyingHome 00FlyingHome 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 9

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    I need more than "Hi.

    " to send a reply!!! Why are so many messages here like a conversation with Tarzan, or his monkey? Doesn't anyone have anything to say in personal messages? Sometimes I feel like the person has nothing better to do and is looking to be entertained. Trust me, you're already...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 1 Response Apr 14

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 55 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 60 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

    I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront. First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 194 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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    1: I'm a very straight forward person 2: Don't

    add me or talk to me if you don't think you can handle it 3: I am spiritual but without deities, and i don't want to argue so please keep arguments away or you'll be blocked. 4: I'm gay i don't like homophobia so lets not start, it'll be reported and i'll then hit the block...
    DriftingLeaf DriftingLeaf 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 38 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    Im actually 15 but my account says im older cuz

    this is my friends old account but he gave it to me a while bak when i didnt have an email and i dont feel like having to set everything bak up again :P
    ForeverJashinist ForeverJashinist 18-21, M Apr 12

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    I certainly not here to engage in sexual banter

    or any sort, I'm here to vent my hostility & meet people with similar experiences as mine. - I check everyone's profile that adds & pm me and if I see a ton of adult-themed posts in your profile, do not expect a response from me. And I do not share any photos, or will not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 9

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    My attitude is depend on how you talk to me

    I'm not going to send you any picture I'm not here to please any guys If you're a fake a$$ please stay aside out of my way
    Davyxx21 Davyxx21 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 8

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    Enter At Your Own Risk...(Read This Before You Add Me)

        Before you add me to your circle...enter at your own risk, stop and think real hard, what makes you want to be friends with me?....I may have that pretty face, but there is so much more to that pretty little face, I am no princess by any means, at least...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 35 Responses Jan 6, 2013

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    I am open to making new friends here

    and I will add anyone who adds me into their circle. But that being said I don't reply to messages with perverted, cruel and insulting undertones. I will also not respond to every message I have in my inbox as I will be busy with my work. I accept all religion, race and gender...
    HollyHS HollyHS 36-40, F 6 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    Just In Case ...

    I don't have many people adding me, but thought I should write this to make things clear. 1) If you add me, then I sincerely appreciate your interest in me. Although I do question your sanity but that's beside the point. Please see point 7. 2) It'd be nice if you send more than...
    privatelyanonymous privatelyanonymous 36-40, M 26 Responses Sep 21, 2012

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 88 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    I've joined EP for several reasons

    but to summarise it's to enjoy the experience. I like a chat, I like opinions and I like dirty.. I'm open minded on what to do here. No that doesn't make me a creep or a perv it makes me human and someone who will enjoy all aspects of this site. So that said, if you've anything...
    ImaginationsTheKey ImaginationsTheKey 26-30, M Apr 12

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 29 Responses Mar 6, 2014

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 33 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    Please don't take offence

    if I do not respond to your massage or add you to my circle.
    copperlocks copperlocks 46-50, F 8 Responses Apr 3

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    Please Dont Add Me Unless You Want A Friend

    I dont want to be mean or rude but If it is your intention to add me just to bolster your friends list. Im not interested. I only want people who wish to interact, associate, make fun of me, read and share stories or expirences, or who wants a friend. Every couple of months I...
    LoneAlpha LoneAlpha 26-30, M 46 Responses Dec 20, 2012

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 36-40, F 91 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    I want you to know 3 things about me : 1) I am

    not new to experience project, I am starting off afresh by erasing everything on my profile. Same account but a new start. 2) I have learned many lessons in the few months I am here therefore I chose to practice my right anonymity. I am not 70+ and my profile picture is...
    Leavingyoubehind Leavingyoubehind 70+, F 2 Responses Apr 1

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    1. No i don't wanna trade nasty pics!

    2. I'm open to make friends. 3. Please know how to keep a conversation going Finally if your under the age of 16 or over the age of 26 i most likely won't add u back
    PanamanianPenguin PanamanianPenguin 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    - I Don't have a Kik/Fb/Instagram/twitter - I

    DON'T SKYPE/VIDEO CHAT - I DON'T send Nudiiess of myself - I DON'T trade - I DON'T s3xtt - I Don't reply to you if your default is of your peepee - I Don't respond if you ASK me a dirty question - NOR call me a sexii nickname - I READ your profile before, so if I see anything...
    itsNiaJae itsNiaJae 18-21, F 35 Responses Feb 23, 2014

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 37 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 53 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    Don't add me to your circle

    if we have never had a conversation, I will assume you're just friend collecting and won't add you back. Also, if your experiences are off the scale pervy you can just forget it.
    Littl3Madam Littl3Madam 18-21, F 18 hrs ago

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    Why I'm Not Going To Add You Don't bother

    adding me if you're not going to talk to me. Seriously what's the point in that?
    theoldguy99 theoldguy99 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 15

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    Please kids younger than 25 do not contact me .

    I don't have nothing in common with you .. Specially when you are 13-18 don't wast your time !!!
    Ilovetorun123 Ilovetorun123 36-40, F 41 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    I am not looking for people to send pictures of

    them naked,and i am not sending none of mine either,the only one you're getting is the one on my profile,i am on ep looking for people to talk to,and if possible make long distance frienships :).
    nanvalglex nanvalglex 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 71 Responses Jul 26, 2014

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    If You Want To Add Me

    Well I am new to this site, but I am guessing like most sites there is some of the people that I would like to avoid. There is a few things I would be looking for if you add me and want me to add you back so let's begin shall we? 1- Don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me...
    HeartOfThorns HeartOfThorns 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 34 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Please Read This!!

    Hey, so I want you guys to know that I am NOT here for sex, or sex talk or anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either wise I'd advise you not to add me!  :)  And if you start messaging me with sexual things I simple...
    Canadianchick94 Canadianchick94 18-21, F 171 Responses Jul 21, 2013

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    A few simple ground rules.

    1. I do check profiles before I add people, which brings me to my second point. 2. I will NOT add you if you have experiences on your profile such as “I’m horny”, etc. Trust me, it’s not a good look, and I wont help you relieve whatever urges you may have. Not what I...
    DropsofJupiter1 DropsofJupiter1 18-21, F 35 Responses Jan 21

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    1. I'm a generally straightforward person.

    2. I do not succumb to peer pressure. 3. I'm never going to change myself for someone else. 4. I'm only here to make friends and help people. 5. Nothing inappropriate. Please... 6. I get depressed. 7. I have a tendency to push people away, when I need them the most. 8. Last but...
    Icrossmyheart Icrossmyheart 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 17 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    Thanks

    I do not have a problem with you requesting my friendship. Just know that I do check out people's profiles before I add. The big thing for me is stories that go with your experiences. How else am I suppose to get to know you and what you are like. If there are no stories, there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 48 Responses Jul 26, 2011

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    I get loads of randomers

    who add me to my circle and I just wanna add this as I'm fed up 1. If you're going to add me to my circle, please use one of my experiences as a foundation to talk , I really can't stand people who just say "hi" to me as the conversation is just probably going to die. 2. I only...
    lunamoon12 lunamoon12 16-17, F 3 Responses Mar 31

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    Hello there...thanks

    for stopping by. As you can see I don't have a huge friends list. I like to keep my circle nice and tight, more familiar...more close..more personal. I love to meet new people and chat about life, food sex and all that's in between. So if your here for BS..please keep it moving...
    deleted deleted 26-30 21 Responses Jan 24, 2014

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    The longer I am at EP,

    the more this experience is meaningful to me. Sure, it sometimes reflects only that the person who wrote it is tired of being innundated with undesired and overly aggressive sexual attention. But for many other EP users it shows me that the person who wrote it has been here a...
    TakingStock TakingStock 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 14

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    Just So Know

    Let me preface this... and EVERYTHING else, by saying "I don't care" "not even a little bit" Sorry! But I truly don't. Because it makes, incomplete sense to me. It really does bogle my (this) mind, I just don't FULLY get it? As Promised, May be I am a bit naive, or just...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 25 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    Not trying to sound like a damn ***** over here,

    but guys, please don't add me to your list. Especially with peckers as avi. Also females, I'm Not interested in seeing your girly parts. What you have, I can see my own at any time. The "made in china" parts you attach, don't thrill me a bit. Y'all's best bet is to add...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 7 Responses Apr 13

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    Well, I'll start off by saying I will not share

    my biological gender, my name, or my real age. I am here to speak my mind. Now, I am a very blunt person. I will admit I can be offensive but I can guarantee I do not mean to be. I just don't sugarcoat things. I am not here to engage in sexual activities. Once again I am here...
    PoisonousAntidote PoisonousAntidote 18-21, T 1 Response Apr 10

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    Read Before Friend Requesting Please !!

    My boyfriend, Phil, started this account. I did not like the idea at first. But now I like to read the stories and look at pictures. Was leary about him posting pictures at first. Not something I would like to explain to family or my job. So I limit what he can post. No faces or...
    phil208 phil208 46-50 62 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    EDIT 04 May 2013: Please Read.

    I am no longer accepting friend requests on here. For the past two years I have always felt alone, and I would be better off being that way. No one is going to be able to change that, so please respect my decision.
    lntel lntel 22-25 37 Responses Dec 27, 2011

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    I do not wish to get dirty.

    I am here to find friends I can call my own. To find brothers and sisters, nieces and nephews, sons and daughters, mothers and fathers. I did not come seeking petty lust, I did not come seeking others locking me out because I refuse to play their game. I am a respectable young...
    AkaiAmbrosine AkaiAmbrosine 16-17, M 3 days ago

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