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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,234 People

    PLEASE! (before you add me to your circle) Read This!

    Quite simply, I'm not looking to hook up! I do not want to see your junk! I expect you to have something in common with me before I friend you! I will not answer messages that are not formed in complete sentences! Hey or Hi, is not a complete sentence and will be ignored! I...
    MrsJoanieBNH MrsJoanieBNH 56-60, T 72 Responses Mar 21, 2012

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    Please Read This!!

    Hey, so I want you guys to know that I am NOT here for sex, or sex talk or anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either wise I'd advise you not to add me!  :)  And if you start messaging me with sexual things I simple...
    Canadianchick94 Canadianchick94 18-21, F 173 Responses Jul 21, 2013

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    Please Dont Add Me Unless You Want A Friend

    I dont want to be mean or rude but If it is your intention to add me just to bolster your friends list. Im not interested. I only want people who wish to interact, associate, make fun of me, read and share stories or expirences, or who wants a friend. Every couple of months I...
    LoneAlpha LoneAlpha 26-30, M 50 Responses Dec 20, 2012

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    I am Nathan. I own my love in

    and out. I am an experienced Dom/Master. If you are looking for advice, suggestion or more than that, let me know. But know that, she will always be in my life... NYI am Meg. I am in love with a Dominant man and he is in love with me. I love to write and chat, but need...
    OwningDali OwningDali 36-40 2 days ago

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    Yadda Yadda, Blah Blah Blah.

    Feelings, sobs a little..... The end.
    DarkestTrance DarkestTrance 36-40, F 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    Hello there...thanks

    for stopping by. As you can see I don't have a huge friends list. I like to keep my circle nice and tight, more familiar...more close..more personal. I love to meet new people and chat about life, food sex and all that's in between. So if your here for BS..please keep it moving...
    deleted deleted 26-30 22 Responses Jan 24, 2014

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    Please respect me and my beliefs.

    Don't add me unless you have something to say. God forbid you have all these experiences but not one story. I'll nicely say hi and block unless very recent new true member. I'm here for serious honest true intellectual conversation. My block list is 50 times greater then friends...
    Averageguy41074 Averageguy41074 36-40, M 3 Responses Feb 10

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    So here's a little bit about me cx My name is

    Sam I am 5 2" I'll be 18 in a few weeks. I live in Texas but Ive lived in California and Arizona. I was in foster care for over three years as well as my brothers. I love classical, rock, country underground music so pretty much everything My mom is in jail at the moment I...
    Letitbe97 Letitbe97 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    If you have children in your circle of friends

    then I have no use for you..move along. I'm not interested in knowing or getting to know anyone who chooses to befriend or attempts to befriend underage EP members. In my opinion there is no justification for that..period! Also, I have no desire to be a part of anyone's...
    emphaticsilence emphaticsilence 46-50, F 5 Responses Feb 18

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 55 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    Hello everyone.. You can call me

    'purplemystery'.. Or anything you'd like, it doesn't matter to me really lol. I'd to tell anyone who's reading this, is that .. This account isn't my main. I have another one here, but I made this one because I wanted to share my thoughts, feelings and worries. I have a hard...
    purplemystery purplemystery 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 55 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 33 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    No, I will not send you any pictures.

    If you ask I will block you. No, I will not talk "dirty" to you. If you ask I will block you. I do not care if you're horny, I will not help you with that and will block you Do not send me your pictures or I will block you. I will not tolerate rudeness or hate speech and...
    Offing Offing 18-21, F Jan 22

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    If you add me to your circle,

    I'll read your experiences. If I think we have something in common, then I'll add you. If we don't, I won't.
    BeingMe98 BeingMe98 16-17, M Feb 3

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    Do you like ice cream?

    If you're lactose-intolerant Do you like bacon? If you can't eat bacon Do you like cupcakes If you don't like sweets Are you random or very interestingly potato cheese? If so, then feel free to add me to your circle Have a nice day/afternoon/evening/night/dawn/morning/start...
    DoorMattress DoorMattress 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 31

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 17. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 19 Responses May 12, 2013

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    If You Want To Add Me

    Well I am new to this site, but I am guessing like most sites there is some of the people that I would like to avoid. There is a few things I would be looking for if you add me and want me to add you back so let's begin shall we? 1- Don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me...
    HeartOfThorns HeartOfThorns 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    A few points to ponder

    before you add a man who hates the world and humanity itself: 1) As my name suggests, I'm an anime lover. If you can't tolerate someone who inserts Japanese phrases into comments and responses, don't add me. 2) I am a math lover. So you'll be exposed to random posts and nerd...
    TheMisanthropeOtaku TheMisanthropeOtaku 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 15

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    Hello to all. I'm not going to write a list of

    things I don't like, and tell you not to add me. Instead I'm going to write a list of things I do like, and if there is anything we share in common, feel free to say hi. :) So... I like: Music - I cannot live without music. Simple as that. Coffee - As above. My brain just...
    unluckE unluckE 31-35, M 4 Responses Feb 19

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    I am looking to make friends from all walks of

    life. I do not care about color, age (as long as you are over 18), gender, sexual preference or any of that superficial crap. I just want to meet good people. I believe that everyone is entitled to live their lives as they see fit as long as they are not hurting anyone else in...
    MissKittyKat6 MissKittyKat6 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    I add people who I think will comment on my

    stories and pics. I don't care if you have stories (EP could have deleted them) and I don't mind if you don't have pics. Not every wife will let her pics be posted. So how do I decide who to add? It's easy. I check your recent activity. If all you do is add people and join...
    tomishere2 tomishere2 36-40, M 5 Responses Feb 24

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    Read Before Friend Requesting Please !!

    My boyfriend, Phil, started this account. I did not like the idea at first. But now I like to read the stories and look at pictures. Was leary about him posting pictures at first. Not something I would like to explain to family or my job. So I limit what he can post. No faces or...
    phil208 phil208 46-50 61 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    Well, I dont really read my messages on here

    because they're usually just creeps or pervs. So yeah if I don't respond to you don't take it personally lol. And I rarely message guys back on here, I already have a lot of guys to talk to. So mainly females I talk to. But even the females who message me I think it's sketchy...
    iamj iamj 16-17, F Jan 22

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    After receiving a fair few amount of private

    messages of late....for no unknown reason....?????? please don't add me if you are an 'adult baby' and want me to be your 'mommy'!! 😦😦😦😦😦😦 Each to their own... But listen right...It just ain't happening!!!!!
    chipstickz chipstickz 31-35, F Feb 11

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    Seriously!

    Ok, I'm usually pretty lenient, but I have just a few rules. 1) If your profile picture is your guy parts, I'm not going to add you, no matter what. 2) I AM NOT ON HERE TO FIND A GUY TO HOOK UP WITH; STOP ASKING 3) I do not Skype 4) I do not send out nudes 5) I will NEVER cam...
    shygirl214 shygirl214 22-25, F 163 Responses Apr 16, 2012

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    teirdalinshadowfall Be warned about this

    profile! They go round sending abuse to people if they don't like you and then block you so you can't respond, very cowardly. People like this should be banned from EP. Check out their story in this group claiming they make enemies. If they don't like the site and the other...
    simple2468 simple2468 26-30, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    i respect people of there sexuality,

    ,,but i am not gay/bi at all. so no trying to chat me up,....ive no interest. we can be friends still
    fireeyesofthephoenix fireeyesofthephoenix 22-25, M a week ago

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 90 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    Please don't just inbox me "heyy"

    or "hi" or "what's up" because I probably won't reply! Come on be a bit more creative..
    xoSincerelyYoursxo xoSincerelyYoursxo 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 24

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    1. Please know that I do not check my inbox

    very often. I'm not ignoring you or anything like that. It's just that I always have so many messages, and it's hard to keep up with all of them. A lot of them are also from pervs, so it makes me not to want to look at them at all sometimes. So it may take me a few days to even...
    LostandFading LostandFading 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 7

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    Please kids younger than 25 do not contact me .

    I don't have nothing in common with you .. Specially when you are 13-18 don't wast your time !!!
    Ilovetorun123 Ilovetorun123 36-40, F 40 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    I wont add you back until you send me a message

    of why you added me.Alternatively if we have talked before and we share experiences and I feel comfortable with you then I will add you back.(Ive been meaning to make this but I just remember right now)
    mic112 mic112 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 12

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    I won't add back. I make numerous enemies on

    here; and quite frankly I don't want said enemies to go after my friends. So for your own sake, I won't add you to my circle. The same goes with whiteboard and story posts, I will read; and appreciate them, but they're getting deleted right after.
    TeirdalinShadowfall TeirdalinShadowfall 22-25 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    The rumors are terrible

    and cruel, but honey, most of them are true. I'm a sharp tongued ***** who loves playing mind games. Once I have you in my sights... I'll toy with you until I get bored. Spiteful, vindictive, flirtatious, annoying... I could show you magic, madness, heaven and sin. Are you brave...
    StarletScarlett StarletScarlett 16-17, F 17 Responses Feb 21

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 31-35, F 92 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 33 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    Enter At Your Own Risk...(Read This Before You Add Me)

        Before you add me to your circle...enter at your own risk, stop and think real hard, what makes you want to be friends with me?....I may have that pretty face, but there is so much more to that pretty little face, I am no princess by any means, at least...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 35 Responses Jan 6, 2013

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 60 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 28 Responses Mar 6, 2014

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 17 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    What You Should Know About Me Before Adding Me

    Hello everyone! My name is Stacy Marie Vacqueyras - and I will start off saying that I don't mind it when people add me. The more friends the better I say. But some people have added me without looking carefully over my profile first, only to regret it shortly thereafter. When I...
    BizSuitStacy BizSuitStacy 46-50, T 69 Responses Mar 14, 2011

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    Although I appreciate it

    when people add me, I would like to tell you a few things before you do. First, I have a girlfriend, an amazing woman whom I love very much. That means, if you are adding me in the hopes of any intimate conversations, hook-ups, naughty skyping, anything pervy whatsoever, you...
    lovefoundme47 lovefoundme47 41-45, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Just In Case ...

    I don't have many people adding me, but thought I should write this to make things clear. 1) If you add me, then I sincerely appreciate your interest in me. Although I do question your sanity but that's beside the point. Please see point 7. 2) It'd be nice if you send more than...
    privatelyanonymous privatelyanonymous 36-40, M 28 Responses Sep 21, 2012

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 40 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    I'd love it if anyone added me to talk

    and be friends, but I do want to clarify some things. 1) I'm not looking for a relationship, and I DO NOT want to talk about anything sexual what-so-ever. I have a boyfriend and I don't want any of this. 2) If you look through some of my experiences, you may think I'm weird or...
    xCrowSong xCrowSong 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 21

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