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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,264 People

    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 17 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    DO NOT MESSAGE ME asking me to exchange

    pictures, for sex, or hook ups. I joined this site to read and enjoy the experiences of other people and chat. I didn't join this site to talk sex and all that other stuff. Only message me, if you want to chat. I'd be more than glad to speak with you but if its anything other...
    EarthyLocks EarthyLocks 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 10

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    im making this clear i am NOT gay

    or bi. i respect others who are. but guys dont annoy me with your questions here. im a lover of women only. i THOUGHT i was interested in guys before,....but it was isolation from people that had me thinking differently. ill still be peoples friend here if they add me though
    fireeyesofthephoenix fireeyesofthephoenix 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 10

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    There are probably a few things

    that anyone should know before they try to add me. -I probably won't add you back. Reason being, I can't just be friends with random people. If you're planning on adding me because we have 1 or 2 experiences in common, I'm not going to add you back. I only add people who share...
    Unbeholden Unbeholden 18-21, M 23 hrs ago

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    Thanks

    I do not have a problem with you requesting my friendship. Just know that I do check out people's profiles before I add. The big thing for me is stories that go with your experiences. How else am I suppose to get to know you and what you are like. If there are no stories, there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 49 Responses Jul 26, 2011

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    Please Read This!!

    Hey, so I want you guys to know that I am NOT here for sex, or sex talk or anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either wise I'd advise you not to add me!  :)  And if you start messaging me with sexual things I simple...
    Canadianchick94 Canadianchick94 18-21, F 172 Responses Jul 21, 2013

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    Please kids younger than 25 do not contact me .

    I don't have nothing in common with you .. Specially when you are 13-18 don't wast your time !!!
    Ilovetorun123 Ilovetorun123 36-40, F 42 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    Okay, so here is the deal.

    ..I have another account on EP..it is a pretty well known profile on here to be honest. I have a good amount of friends, have a lot of stories, post a lot of comments and post on Q&A. That being said, there is absolutely nothing sexual on my other profile at all... That leads...
    Theycallmemamacita Theycallmemamacita 22-25, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 39 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 36-40, F 91 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    Most annoying people don't actually read the

    standards you put under this group or any other stories. It's against their nature. :D
    Theaudienceofdeath Theaudienceofdeath 70+, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    I am a bit fed up, as I had written a nice long

    story about my reasons for being here, and about me, and it has been deleted. I think that because I was talking about what I am NOT looking for. So here is a bit about me and why I am here. I enjoy getting to know people, but it takes time to build a friendship whether that...
    00FlyingHome 00FlyingHome 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 22

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    Hello all, please send me a message

    before adding me to your circle, that is all :3
    TheScotlandGuy TheScotlandGuy 16-17, M 4 days ago

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    Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

    I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront. First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 194 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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    I love meeting new people from every walk of

    life. I have already met the most amazing people from around the world. So with that in mind.... Please add me if you have great stories, love sharing about your life and adventures or need somone to talk to. But I'm TAKEN. I have an amazing boyfriend that I love. So I won't be...
    ifoundhim ifoundhim 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 5

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    Read This Before Adding Or Attacking Me

    I've been here for almost a year now. I found EP when I was looking for a place to try blogging. Blogged here for a few months and found that with a little effort I could blog every day. I kept two blogs for a while then made the decision to only blog at my blog on blogspot.com...
    oldfarmguy oldfarmguy 61-65, M 39 Responses Oct 4, 2011

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    Enter At Your Own Risk...(Read This Before You Add Me)

        Before you add me to your circle...enter at your own risk, stop and think real hard, what makes you want to be friends with me?....I may have that pretty face, but there is so much more to that pretty little face, I am no princess by any means, at least...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 35 Responses Jan 6, 2013

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    I'm here to be as real

    and down to earth as I can be.I do my best to interact with as many on this site that I can. It be nice that you have a photo of yourself or at least a story posted on this site.I'm not trying to be all responsible with rules.I' just not into head games or fake profiles.So...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 6

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    Okay darlin's ... one more time.

    I send soft breezes to all along with love, light and all things good. You're probably one of the most fabulous people on the planet. I celebrate you! Still, if you haven't commented on my stories and gotten to know me through our mutual postings, I won't add you to my circle...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 6 Responses Mar 11

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    Just So Know

    Let me preface this... and EVERYTHING else, by saying "I don't care" "not even a little bit" Sorry! But I truly don't. Because it makes, incomplete sense to me. It really does bogle my (this) mind, I just don't FULLY get it? As Promised, May be I am a bit naive, or just...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 25 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    PLEASE! (before you add me to your circle) Read This!

    Quite simply, I'm not looking to hook up! I do not want to see your junk! I expect you to have something in common with me before I friend you! I will not answer messages that are not formed in complete sentences! Hey or Hi, is not a complete sentence and will be ignored! I...
    MrsJoanieBNH MrsJoanieBNH 56-60, T 72 Responses Mar 21, 2012

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    Technically all are free to add me to their

    circle. However, if you expect me to reciprocate there are a few things that I would recommend. The first thing for me is stories. I like people that write ...... I enjoy reading and commenting, so if you don't really write anything, I'm not likely to add you. Next I look at...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 6 Responses Mar 6

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 33 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    I'm available for anything reasonable .

    add me and if I like you you're in
    charles849 charles849 70+ 1 Response Mar 19

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    About me, I a very fine person

    who ask nothing from you but mutual respect. I will also be reading your stories at times and watch for you on the EP board. I will tell you you are hopefully my friend or will be, there is a friend who we call on to get through the torment inside or the last class we took needs...
    MsOracle MsOracle 66-70, F 2 Responses Mar 18

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 71 Responses Jul 26, 2014

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    Read Before Friend Requesting Please !!

    My boyfriend, Phil, started this account. I did not like the idea at first. But now I like to read the stories and look at pictures. Was leary about him posting pictures at first. Not something I would like to explain to family or my job. So I limit what he can post. No faces or...
    phil208 phil208 46-50 61 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 39 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    Hello there...thanks

    for stopping by. As you can see I don't have a huge friends list. I like to keep my circle nice and tight, more familiar...more close..more personal. I love to meet new people and chat about life, food sex and all that's in between. So if your here for BS..please keep it moving...
    deleted deleted 26-30 22 Responses Jan 24, 2014

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    So I stopped adding people to my circle a long

    long time ago, there are just too many add requests and I can't go thru all of them and double check that you are not completely crazy/creepy/perverted in which case I will not add you, so as a result I don't add anyone anymore at all, but now I wonder if I am missing out on a...
    jlimones jlimones 26-30, F Mar 11

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 54 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    Please Dont Add Me Unless You Want A Friend

    I dont want to be mean or rude but If it is your intention to add me just to bolster your friends list. Im not interested. I only want people who wish to interact, associate, make fun of me, read and share stories or expirences, or who wants a friend. Every couple of months I...
    LoneAlpha LoneAlpha 26-30, M 47 Responses Dec 20, 2012

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    Seriously!

    Ok, I'm usually pretty lenient, but I have just a few rules. 1) If your profile picture is your guy parts, I'm not going to add you, no matter what. 2) I AM NOT ON HERE TO FIND A GUY TO HOOK UP WITH; STOP ASKING 3) I do not Skype 4) I do not send out nudes 5) I will NEVER cam...
    shygirl214 shygirl214 22-25, F 162 Responses Apr 16, 2012

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    If you are over 25 don't

    even bother messaging me or adding me to your circle. Why? Because it's creepy to talk to older men. Stay away.
    teenagedirtbag99 teenagedirtbag99 16-17, F Mar 12

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 56 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 33 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 60 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 89 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    I am here to express myself by writing erotic

    stories. I have no interest in interacting via PM. However I appreciate any feedback on what I write.Happy Days.
    SubmergedinEcstasy SubmergedinEcstasy 70+, F Mar 7

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    Simply want to tell shortly about myself.

    So before you can add me you will know me a little and won't waste time or get disappointed. I am single, open minded and don't judge any person or lifestyle. I am straight and like woman from all races and body types. My main interest is to meet and talk and listen to people...
    smartballs smartballs 31-35, M 18 hrs ago

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    If You Want To Add Me

    Well I am new to this site, but I am guessing like most sites there is some of the people that I would like to avoid. There is a few things I would be looking for if you add me and want me to add you back so let's begin shall we? 1- Don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me...
    HeartOfThorns HeartOfThorns 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    Here's a little about me: Look,

    people. If you don't trust me, that's great. If you do trust me, fantastic. I don't trust easily and anyone who abuses my trust? I don't trust them, and I most likely never will. I will always be there for you and I'm always willing to help you, even if I don't know you. I would...
    shadowsrain13 shadowsrain13 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    I don't want to talk to you on any other

    messaging service. If you want to talk to me then you'll have to do it here. I will not send you any pics of me either so don't bother asking. I'll just ignore or better yet block you!
    SAHMomof4 SAHMomof4 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 14

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    I admit I do love it

    when you guys add me to your circle and to hear your thoughts and stories. Sure I have some things I'd prefer you to read before adding me, but, first we have to take the man rule: !MAN RULE! ● Don't send me anything even close to sexual. I am not interested. ● That...
    faeriepool faeriepool 22-25 1 Response Mar 7

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    I joined EP to meet and get to know people

    through interesting conversation. Im not looking for random adds. I don't want to see pictures of your penis. So kindly keep your pictures to yourself or you will get blocked. Any pervy talk will get you blocked as well. Please don't message me with "hi" or any other 1-3 word...
    MoonlightSmile MoonlightSmile 46-50, F 11 Responses Mar 22

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 35 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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