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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,377 People

    I'm a rude and dirty old man.

    If you think I'm not old enough for the label, you should know that the rudeness and dirt compensate for the (relative) lack of years. I will take any and every opportunity to admire the female form, and I may even try to persuade you to share some views, but I won't ask you to...
    Keith246 Keith246 31-35, M Jun 26

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    I'm always here if you need someone to talk to.

    However .... Don't ask me to send you a picture. I don't care if you want to know what I look like. No. Don't ask me why I'm depressed, that's a stupid question. That's basically like asking me why I breath. Don't message me asking if I'm horny. I'm not. Ever. Don't flirt with...
    suicidalbieber suicidalbieber 16-17, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I'll talk to anyone on here

    but preferably, I'd like people to add me to their circle that I have common/similar experiences with. Also, if you add me into your circle please try and say hello or something. Do not, I repeat, do not be a stranger, every now and then I get some people on here that randomly...
    Born2Inspire Born2Inspire 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 36 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 31 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    Please Read This!!

    Hey, so I want you guys to know that I am NOT here for sex, or sex talk or anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either wise I'd advise you not to add me!  :)  And if you start messaging me with sexual things I simple...
    Canadianchick94 Canadianchick94 18-21, F 169 Responses Jul 21, 2013

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    Long story short, I'm only going to add people

    that I've spoken to prior the add and will continue to speak to me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 13

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    This is my escape from reality.

    Expect magic, myth, observation, the occasional poem and quite a lot of prudish rudery.
    vicjustvic vicjustvic 41-45, M 3 Responses Jun 17

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    Please Dont Add Me Unless You Want A Friend

    I dont want to be mean or rude but If it is your intention to add me just to bolster your friends list. Im not interested. I only want people who wish to interact, associate, make fun of me, read and share stories or expirences, or who wants a friend. Every couple of months I...
    LoneAlpha LoneAlpha 26-30, M 43 Responses Dec 20, 2012

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    1. If you want to talk,

    feel free to drop a message. 2. I'm not very good at answering messages/carrying on a conversation from top to end, mostly because I tend to be multitasking doing other things while I'm online. 3. No, I don't have an opinion on your dickpics. Sorry. I'm a virgin, I've never seen...
    lolitabrat lolitabrat 18-21, F 12 Responses Jun 7

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 54 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    Just So Know

    Let me preface this... and EVERYTHING else, by saying "I don't care" "not even a little bit" Sorry! But I truly don't. Because it makes, incomplete sense to me. It really does bogle my (this) mind, I just don't FULLY get it? As Promised, May be I am a bit naive, or just...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 25 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

    I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront. First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 194 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 34 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    I don't really mind people adding me,

    but if you do, please let me know what in my profile made you want to add me. I don't post stories as I'd rather talk about my experiences privately, so I assume if you add me, it's because we have experiences in common. So if you want me to add you, send me an email letting...
    nsmith27 nsmith27 31-35, M 1 Response Jun 12

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    18 years and older females only only guys I add

    are those I know . content may be explicit so if Jesus is on your side , don't bother stopping here, just Jesus your *** on somewhere else .
    izzinit izzinit 41-45, M Jun 9

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 27 Responses Mar 6, 2014

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    - I Don't have a Kik/Fb/Instagram/twitter - I

    DON'T SKYPE/VIDEO CHAT - I DON'T send Nudiiess of myself - I DON'T trade - I DON'T s3xtt - I Don't reply to you if your default is of your peepee - I Don't respond if you ASK me a dirty question - NOR call me a sexii nickname - I READ your profile before, so if I see anything...
    LaLaNiaa LaLaNiaa 18-21, F 33 Responses Feb 23, 2014

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    Ok. . it's been a very long time

    since I've had to write about this.. but here it goes again.. to all MEN I'm a lesbian.. means I LOVE women... So stop sending pics of your D*cks I don't give a F about it... Don't message me about d*rty talk cause I won't answer...don't message me to tell me I'm too beautiful...
    ChantouKimmy ChantouKimmy 41-45, F 5 Responses Jun 12

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    I once did a post for this group before,

    but I deleted it, because when you make a list of what you expect from people on here, you end up alienating a lot of people, because people don't feel confident that they can be good enough for you. It weeds out potential friends, and sometimes your rules are just made to be...
    OqSydSchizo16Troll OqSydSchizo16Troll 36-40, M 1 Response Jun 15

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 57 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    If You Want To Add Me

    Well I am new to this site, but I am guessing like most sites there is some of the people that I would like to avoid. There is a few things I would be looking for if you add me and want me to add you back so let's begin shall we? 1- Don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me...
    HeartOfThorns HeartOfThorns 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    I'm not trying to be mean.

    Don't take it personal. Please don't ask me for my ki.k, Skypee, or pictures. Please don't talk dirty to me. I'm only 16 and I want to keep it clean. Thanks! I don't add back unless I know you well enough.
    adriana0102 adriana0102 16-17, F Jun 28

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    Put simply, don't add me to your circle

    if you; ● are transphobic, aka claiming that s%x = gender, g%nitals/chromosomes = gender, you don't """believe""" in non binary genders and that you have to be either male or female, purposely misgender people you don't like or if you think trans people need to present...
    Atmosfaerie Atmosfaerie 22-25 1 Response May 29

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    If you want to get to know me,

    great! We can have a conversation about anything you like BUT I'm never going to send "naughty" pictures to some random email address or cell number. That's just not something I'm ever going to do. A word of advice...don't be an ***!
    justsuzy justsuzy 56-60, F 1 Response Jun 26

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 17. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 26 Responses May 12, 2013

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    Now you have read it.

    I hope you are interesting and nice.
    Clothed Clothed 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 29

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    Read Before Friend Requesting Please !!

    My boyfriend, Phil, started this account. I did not like the idea at first. But now I like to read the stories and look at pictures. Was leary about him posting pictures at first. Not something I would like to explain to family or my job. So I limit what he can post. No faces or...
    phil208 phil208 46-50 61 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    My name is Goldie, and I enjoy meeting new

    people and finding ways to help them have an uplifting experience. I have had a variety of customer service opportunities, through which I was able to have fewer returned products and increased repeat customers, when compared with co-workers. I am dedicated, outgoing, and a team...
    goldiejohnson26 goldiejohnson26 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    I am lesbian. I really don't read my messages.

    If you are a male you are more likely to be ignored. If you are a male under 21, you will be ignored. If you are a female who wants to hook up, you can pass me. If you want to talk to me you can through my stories or questions. If you say anything to bash my sexual...
    beax3 beax3 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 7

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 35 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    I want people to talk to

    and not looking for hookups. If I do meet a girl that's ok but that'd not why in here
    sirnatural sirnatural 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    Right people who wanna add me to your circle I

    have few things to tell 1. I'm not a pervert 2. I ain't a lesbo 3. Thank you for sending me your privates I'm fed up if you wish to send don't add me or message me either. Better block me I'm happy with that. 4. If you want to make me your gf well you should be a gentlemen and...
    VijayaDurga12 VijayaDurga12 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 29

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    Please kids younger than 25 do not contact me .

    I don't have nothing in common with you .. Specially when you are 13-18 don't wast your time !!!
    Ilovetorun123 Ilovetorun123 36-40, F 42 Responses Jul 7, 2014

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 56 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 15 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    Hello there...thanks

    for stopping by. As you can see I don't have a huge friends list. I like to keep my circle nice and tight, more familiar...more close..more personal. I love to meet new people and chat about life, food sex and all that's in between. So if your here for BS..please keep it moving...
    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses Jan 24, 2014

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    Heyy people. Just letting you know.

    If you add ne to your circle with absolutely no communication beforehand I will not add you. I maintain friendships with people i care anout. :) I'm up for getting to know you :) but lets chat before. Thanks <3 Xxxx
    23kk23 23kk23 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 23

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 36-40, F 90 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 37 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 89 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    Really you should read this

    before wanting to be my friend. (Taking deep breath) I want you to know, that I can be very funny sometimes, I love to laugh and make others laugh. Everything I do is all in good fun. I adore the people that I make friendships with. My circle will always remain small, because I...
    DomestixGoddess DomestixGoddess 46-50, F 1 Response 14 mins ago

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    please add only if in eastern ontario

    and have similar groups
    tulips4u tulips4u 51-55, M 1 Response Jun 4

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    Let me begin by saying this,

    I had a very unpleasant experience on here this morning. Which is one reason why I've been contemplating deleting my profile. I realize my stories attract a certain crowd. And I realize there are 1 million hard men on here. BUT that does not give you any reason to become...
    deleted deleted 26-30 29 Responses May 29

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    I'll touch your butt

    and swipe your tacos , for I am *fanfare* the snack bandit ψ(`∇´)ψ
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel 22-25, M Jun 25

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    Just In Case ...

    I don't have many people adding me, but thought I should write this to make things clear. 1) If you add me, then I sincerely appreciate your interest in me. Although I do question your sanity but that's beside the point. Please see point 7. 2) It'd be nice if you send more than...
    privatelyanonymous privatelyanonymous 36-40, M 21 Responses Sep 21, 2012

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