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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,409 People

    Just In Case ...

    I don't have many people adding me, but thought I should write this to make things clear. 1) If you add me, then I sincerely appreciate your interest in me. Although I do question your sanity but that's beside the point. Please see point 7. 2) It'd be nice if you send more than...
    privatelyanonymous privatelyanonymous 36-40, M 21 Responses Sep 21, 2012

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 67 Responses Jul 26, 2014

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 90 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    I don't give a toss who you are

    or what you do. Everyone's welcome here. I'm here to meet people and have fun. I'm certainly not here to impose rules on people, there's too much of that in the real world. Just these things: if you ignore me I'll remove you. If you badger me, I'll block you. That's it.
    vicjustvic vicjustvic 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 21

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    Don't get all mad if I take a

    while to respond. I just come and go. So I'm not ignoring you. I'll get to you eventually.
    ShyGrlKat ShyGrlKat 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 36 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    11 things about me :::: Love God Am

    opinionated Love Guns Family Oriented Will give the shirt off my back for someone in need Have no kids but love them Am Beautiful Have a nice smile Am independent Love the beach Love language is Touch & Words of Affirmation
    Only1me4life Only1me4life 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 7

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    Things to take note of- -I won't always reply

    right away, I'm normally using my iPhone when I'm on here and doing other things like gaming. -I won't reply to you if all you want to talk about is sexual stuff. -I will add anyone who seems nice and interests me -I have attachment issues, so if I feel like I'm backing off...
    princesabecca princesabecca 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 57 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    Really you should read this

    before wanting to be my friend. (Taking deep breath) I want you to know, that I can be very funny sometimes, I love to laugh and make others laugh. Everything I do is all in good fun. I adore the people that I make friendships with. My circle will always remain small, because I...
    DomestixGoddess DomestixGoddess 46-50, F 10 Responses Jul 7

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 27 Responses Mar 6, 2014

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    The one thing you should know about me

    that overrides any achievements, ethics or good qualities that I have is that I'm awkward and lack confidence. Because of it I lack opportunities and friends. If you still want to connect go ahead. But I warned you.
    QuestionMarks QuestionMarks 41-45, F 4 Responses Jul 7

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    I'm always here if you need someone to talk to.

    However .... Don't ask me to send you a picture. I don't care if you want to know what I look like. No. Don't ask me why I'm depressed, that's a stupid question. That's basically like asking me why I breath. Don't message me asking if I'm horny. I'm not. Ever. Don't flirt with...
    suicidalbieber suicidalbieber 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 7

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    Hello :) First of all,

    this is a replacement account, my first one got deleted and was princesitabecca. If you had me added to your circle and wish to add me again, please do. :) Something important I should state is that I have borderline personality disorder. This means lots of things (and if you...
    princesabecca princesabecca 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    I am seriously so sick of guys over the age of

    25 or married men trying to fricken hit on me! I'm not going to be you're dirty little secret, that's sick!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 8

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    I've just been told that I shouldn't have

    things on my profile having anything to do sex related unless I'm willing to talk about it .. let me make this VERY clear ; I'm 22 & will add whatever I please to my page , that IS NOT an invitation for perverts to message me expecting me to partake in their fantasies or...
    ladykay14 ladykay14 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    Enter At Your Own Risk...(Read This Before You Add Me)

        Before you add me to your circle...enter at your own risk, stop and think real hard, what makes you want to be friends with me?....I may have that pretty face, but there is so much more to that pretty little face, I am no princess by any means, at least...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 34 Responses Jan 6, 2013

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 36-40, F 90 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    Just So Know

    Let me preface this... and EVERYTHING else, by saying "I don't care" "not even a little bit" Sorry! But I truly don't. Because it makes, incomplete sense to me. It really does bogle my (this) mind, I just don't FULLY get it? As Promised, May be I am a bit naive, or just...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 25 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    What You Should Know About Me Before Adding Me

    Hello everyone! My name is Stacy Marie Vacqueyras - and I will start off saying that I don't mind it when people add me. The more friends the better I say. But some people have added me without looking carefully over my profile first, only to regret it shortly thereafter. When I...
    BizSuitStacy BizSuitStacy 46-50, T 71 Responses Mar 14, 2011

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    If we've talked some

    or even a lot, it's still likely that I won't add you back. Don't be offended, because as you will see when you go to my page, there's no one there. See? Not that bad right? It takes a lot to even consider someone my friend, so...it's gonna take a while and a lot to add anyone...
    WritingDesk11 WritingDesk11 22-25, F Jul 23

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 36 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    I wrote a story a few months back about how "I

    Hate Getting Sexual Messages In My Inbox". I wanted to expand upon that and share what I want people to know about me before adding me to their circle, or even before messaging me. 1. I like to talk and I like to share. And I don't mean share dirty pictures or dirty stories or...
    iSpyce iSpyce 26-30, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Read my profile. If you find anything you don't

    like or find offensive then don't bother me with your view as to why it offends you or to abuse me for it.
    comfi comfi 51-55, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I will not: -be another notch on your

    ever-growing list of names in your circle. -have the solution to whatever's ailing you. Whatever camaraderie you feel, or whatever similar experiences you may have, I will not give you a prostate check. -consistently converse with you. Most days I just don't like people and...
    Kyroe Kyroe 22-25, M Jul 21

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 15 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 31 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    I need to make a new one of these I'm 18,

    and not interested in older guys. I honestly don't like talking to anyone over 25. (I talk to a few people on here that are but they arnt pervs) don't bother adding me for pictures. none of are me, don't ask me to add you. my messages are open so if I add you or not won't make a...
    RavenRena17 RavenRena17 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    I am coming across different people here,

    they look at my profile and have different expectations, for example, some would look at my race and assume that I am Muslim which may be a fair assumption but I am not. Others approach me the wrong way and get disappointed, some are shocked that I am an Arab (always find that...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 7 Responses Jul 10

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    - I Don't have a Kik/Fb/Instagram/twitter - I

    DON'T SKYPE/VIDEO CHAT - I DON'T send Nudiiess of myself - I DON'T trade - I DON'T s3xtt - I Don't reply to you if your default is of your peepee - I Don't respond if you ASK me a dirty question - NOR call me a sexii nickname - I READ your profile before, so if I see anything...
    LaLaNiaa LaLaNiaa 18-21, F 32 Responses Feb 23, 2014

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    First impressions are

    so important. I'm posting this here so that everyone can see my expectations, and I can clarify any ambiguity that may occur after having added thousands of experiences. I welcome messages from stangers. To me a stranger could be a friend I've just never met. It does not...
    FindmeHoldmeLoveme FindmeHoldmeLoveme 18-21 6 Responses Jul 10

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    I have many issues. I'm not an easy person to

    get along with. I don't have any real friends and I don't speak to my family. I was abused most of my life and rejected and used by people I should have been able to trust. It's damaged me. I'm bipolar and have generalized anxiety disorder. Sometimes I get very angry. Other...
    Amioknow Amioknow 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    I have added several groups

    that say I'm not interested in perverts adding me, but they still keep doing it. Looks like many people don't read my profile. And I absolutely despise dominant men. Please, stay away from me!
    DiscoveringTheTruth DiscoveringTheTruth 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 17

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    Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

    I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront. First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 194 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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    Read Before Friend Requesting Please !!

    My boyfriend, Phil, started this account. I did not like the idea at first. But now I like to read the stories and look at pictures. Was leary about him posting pictures at first. Not something I would like to explain to family or my job. So I limit what he can post. No faces or...
    phil208 phil208 46-50 60 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    PLEASE! (before you add me to your circle) Read This!

    Quite simply, I'm here to enjoy talking about things that matter. I'm not here to hook up! I am in a devoted relationship with a wonderful woman! If your fishing for something else, go else where! I am a non binary gender expresionist. I believe that every individual is...
    MrsJoanieBNH MrsJoanieBNH 56-60, T 72 Responses Mar 21, 2012

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    First off I'm not here to help you partake in

    your dirty chat or sexual fantasies. I do have a few mature experiences on here, but that's to share my stories and ideas not an invitation for a picture of your Peter and so forth. Secondly, I won't add you until you give me a reason to. I have had too many people add and not...
    SereneThoughts SereneThoughts 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    Just some things to take note of

    before messaging me / adding me to your circle. 1. I don't care if you add me to your circle. However I will not add you back unless I consider you a friend or a good acquaintance that I really enjoy talking to. 2. I'm often busy, so my responses to in-boxed messages will...
    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94 18-21, F 12 Responses Jul 20

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 35 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 38 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    I'm not here to date,

    hook-up or to meet anyone in person so please DO NOT ask. This is a community site and not a dating site. I'm not into webcam, skypesex, sexting, cybersex, ********, pooping, peeing, diapers, ANR (Adult Breastfeeding) , ***********, ****** or BDSM. If you are looking for...
    Longlegs2014 Longlegs2014 41-45, T 2 Responses Jul 19

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    Don't add me if you are above 30 years old

    and we've never spoken before. Don't add me if you have lots of sexual groups. I have a boyfriend. Don't add me if you think I'll cheat on him with you.
    righteouschica righteouschica 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 15

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    I hope u read this before adding me

    because I'm drowning in messages I don't even wanna get. 1. NO P-E-N-I-S PICS! Please. If I want one I'll ask for it or at least u should warn me before sending something like that. 2. don't add me if only message you'll ever gonna send is "Hey" 3. I don't answer instantly...
    lilfreakbitch lilfreakbitch 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 15

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    I am here again, only to share my thoughts,

    thoughts I can't really share with my close ones. I am not interested in bonding with anyone, or being friends. If you have a kind comment, or at least a not so cruel one that may contribute, feel free to leave it.
    Aminderaser Aminderaser 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    I usually wait for people to come to me….

    .not because I’m “too” conceited😒 or something….but I just think that I’m intruding on their time… Though I’m quite a confident person(over confident mostly!😎)…. Sometimes it takes a lot of me to even say “hi”….so it’s kind of rare for me to initiate...
    Jzzmine Jzzmine 18-21, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 17. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 26 Responses May 12, 2013

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