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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,333 People

    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 88 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    Just In Case ...

    I don't have many people adding me, but thought I should write this to make things clear. 1) If you add me, then I sincerely appreciate your interest in me. Although I do question your sanity but that's beside the point. Please see point 7. 2) It'd be nice if you send more than...
    privatelyanonymous privatelyanonymous 36-40, M 26 Responses Sep 21, 2012

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    I am not here for sex I am not here

    for love I am not here to flirt don't bother at all if u r a slow response or one word response... save it when u have time or never if u r one of these ppl who r hot n cold then let me be if u don't believe that online friendship is real then let me at peace read my stories n...
    candles700 candles700 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 27

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 32 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    Enter At Your Own Risk...(Read This Before You Add Me)

        Before you add me to your circle...enter at your own risk, stop and think real hard, what makes you want to be friends with me?....I may have that pretty face, but there is so much more to that pretty little face, I am no princess by any means, at least...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 35 Responses Jan 6, 2013

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    Don't add me to your circle

    if we have never had a conversation, I will assume you're just friend collecting and won't add you back. Also, if your experiences are off the scale pervy you can just forget it.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 26

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    1. No i don't wanna trade nasty pics!

    2. I'm open to make friends. 3. Please know how to keep a conversation going Finally if your under the age of 16 or over the age of 26 i most likely won't add u back
    PanamanianPenguin PanamanianPenguin 18-21, F Apr 25

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    Because I'm so inconvenienced by all your EP

    attention, I'm so EP popular and I'm just smothered by EP paparazzi, I have to warn you that you must earn my EP interest in you, or else I will ruin your EP life and destroy your EP dreams by blocking you... Forever banishing you from my EP grace. Duh. Or should I say, EP duh...
    FryyM FryyM 22-25, M 4 Responses May 19

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    Read Before Friend Requesting Please !!

    My boyfriend, Phil, started this account. I did not like the idea at first. But now I like to read the stories and look at pictures. Was leary about him posting pictures at first. Not something I would like to explain to family or my job. So I limit what he can post. No faces or...
    phil208 phil208 46-50 62 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    Put simply, don't add me to your circle

    if you; ● are transphobic, aka claiming that s%x = gender, g%nitals/chromosomes = gender, you don't """believe""" in non binary genders and that you have to be either male or female, purposely misgender people you don't like or if you think trans people need to present...
    Faeriepool Faeriepool 22-25 3 days ago

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    So people want to add me?

    Its all well and good. However, to be added back you have 2 options. I'm not too picky. I need one or two things or possibly both: 1. Have stories I can relate to. OR 2. Hold a conversation with me that holds my attention. Thanks and have a great day!
    friendlydaddyny friendlydaddyny 46-50, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    First off, I'd like to say

    that it's highly unlikely for me to add you back if you still decide to add me after wasting your time reading this. I'm not here for anything special or for any friends. I'm not a particularly social person, and I don't like to talk to much people. I just come on, answer a...
    AnonSmiles AnonSmiles 16-17 1 Response May 3

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 36-40, F 90 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    PLEASE! (before you add me to your circle) Read This!

    Quite simply, I'm not looking to hook up! I do not want to see your junk! I expect you to have something in common with me before I friend you! I will not answer messages that are not formed in complete sentences! Hey or Hi, is not a complete sentence and will be ignored! I...
    MrsJoanieBNH MrsJoanieBNH 56-60, T 70 Responses Mar 21, 2012

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    Please Read This!!

    Hey, so I want you guys to know that I am NOT here for sex, or sex talk or anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either wise I'd advise you not to add me!  :)  And if you start messaging me with sexual things I simple...
    Canadianchick94 Canadianchick94 18-21, F 170 Responses Jul 21, 2013

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    Dear Humans, I would just like to recommend

    that you should not want to talk to me because you will be wasting precious time out of your life to have useless conversations with me. ._. Now if by chance you are willing to risk that, then by all means do so...but if you become a failure later on in life, then blame it on me...
    Waffl3s Waffl3s 13-15 7 Responses May 7

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 34 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    I'm here for sexual comment

    and to make new friends. I'm a nice guy and will accept anyone into my circle, but please be broad-minded and beware that much of my stuff will be NSFW, or minors.
    MrJingleswilly MrJingleswilly 41-45, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    If you expect to have a conversation with me.

    ..I'm sorry. I'm not at all a very good talker, I short text a lot (especially when I don't know what to say), I'm a really random person...which kinda irritates people, and I'm somewhat shy. ._.
    Waffl3s Waffl3s 13-15 4 Responses Apr 28

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 16 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    Um... First, thank you everyone

    who wants to add me. I am really happy. However, I kind of wish people would add me because they truly want to be friends with me. Please do not add me if you are just going to ignore me, leave me a strange rude messege, or just suddenly delete me for no reason. I know I am not...
    Aieki Aieki 13-15, F 6 Responses May 15

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    1) I don’t tell lie

    and I expect the same thing from others too 2) I respect all the Human beings as same not according to their skin color /white or black 3) So I never like a person who follows Racism. 4) Without God there is nothing so I believe Lord Jesus Christ as my personal savior 5) But I...
    pjskj pjskj 51-55, M May 21

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    Let me begin by saying this,

    I had a very unpleasant experience on here this morning. Which is one reason why I've been contemplating deleting my profile. I realize my stories attract a certain crowd. And I realize there are 1 million hard men on here. BUT that does not give you any reason to become...
    Macy21 Macy21 36-40, F 26 Responses 3 days ago

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    What You Should Know About Me Before Adding Me

    Hello everyone! My name is Stacy Marie Vacqueyras - and I will start off saying that I don't mind it when people add me. The more friends the better I say. But some people have added me without looking carefully over my profile first, only to regret it shortly thereafter. When I...
    BizSuitStacy BizSuitStacy 46-50, T 72 Responses Mar 14, 2011

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 57 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    Please ! So You Don't Waste Your Time...

    I'm not a friend collector, I don't add people just for the numbers. I'm looking at those with whom I'll enjoy talking---online friends. With that in mind, please understand the following:   If you have lots of sexual groups, I won't add you. I'm not looking for...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 55 Responses Jan 24, 2012

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    Just So Know

    Let me preface this... and EVERYTHING else, by saying "I don't care" "not even a little bit" Sorry! But I truly don't. Because it makes, incomplete sense to me. It really does bogle my (this) mind, I just don't FULLY get it? As Promised, May be I am a bit naive, or just...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 25 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    Please Dont Add Me Unless You Want A Friend

    I dont want to be mean or rude but If it is your intention to add me just to bolster your friends list. Im not interested. I only want people who wish to interact, associate, make fun of me, read and share stories or expirences, or who wants a friend. Every couple of months I...
    LoneAlpha LoneAlpha 26-30, M 45 Responses Dec 20, 2012

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    its only fair that u have pics

    since i do too, im not a perv at all and i dont want to see peeners... im into ppl my age unless u look older(if ur younger/ younger(if ur older)... blame my big bro for that one... i dont just.assume you will like me so i prob wont message you. im fat/ssbbw and Mexican and not...
    Breeze82b Breeze82b 26-30, F May 14

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    EDIT 04 May 2013: Please Read.

    I am no longer accepting friend requests on here. For the past two years I have always felt alone, and I would be better off being that way. No one is going to be able to change that, so please respect my decision.
    lntel lntel 22-25 37 Responses Dec 27, 2011

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    I have been on and off EP over 5 years now,

    just a bit about me im not a chat person im just not interested its nothing personal i answer maybe 1 in every 20 messages i get, i also dont add people i dont know if your profile is not at least 1 year old or older sorry again nothing personal but i wont add you back...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 6 Responses May 13

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    This profile is about the journey of a man

    and a woman in their relationship. Much of the material is going be about a D/s relationship. Open and honest discussion is welcome. If your purpose is to try to dominate my sub or to be dominated by me, then this is not the profile for you. Welcome, and enjoy...
    OurJourneyOfTrust OurJourneyOfTrust 70+ 2 Responses a week ago

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    I'm not looking for a hook-up with you.

    Should we become friends and I leave a nice comment about your photo, please DON'T take it as a 'come on'…it will not be my intention…I am merely commenting as I see fit. As you can see I'm no friend collector and don't intend to be, so please don't be offended if I de...
    AutumnBliss AutumnBliss 46-50, F 2 Responses May 3

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    1) if you're not even gonna message me don't

    add me because chances are I wont add you back. 2) I don't send pics to random people 3) if you're a judgmental person then I won't talk to you 4) I don't really care about age
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 29

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 17. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 21 Responses May 12, 2013

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    1) It will depend on

    who i add to my circle 2) I am awkward so I can't really keep a conversation going sorry >.< 3) I know I'm 14 but I won't take **** from people 4) Don't send pictures because I will probably report you 5) I'm a happy person kind of... 6) If I do end up talking to you, I will...
    AskingAllTimeHorizon AskingAllTimeHorizon 13-15, F 3 Responses May 6

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    Thanks

    I do not have a problem with you requesting my friendship. Just know that I do check out people's profiles before I add. The big thing for me is stories that go with your experiences. How else am I suppose to get to know you and what you are like. If there are no stories, there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 48 Responses Jul 26, 2011

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    1. Talk to me before adding.

    2. Don't be a creep/pervert. 3. I'm not a number in your circle, I'm an actual person. 4. Have something to say, I don't mind you being shy, I am too, but if you're unable to progress beyond small talk, I won't bother making the effort. 5. Don't be racist, homophobic or...
    RealLifePerson RealLifePerson 26-30, M 1 Response May 21

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    - I Don't have a Kik/Fb/Instagram/twitter - I

    DON'T SKYPE/VIDEO CHAT - I DON'T send Nudiiess of myself - I DON'T trade - I DON'T s3xtt - I Don't reply to you if your default is of your peepee - I Don't respond if you ASK me a dirty question - NOR call me a sexii nickname - I READ your profile before, so if I see anything...
    LaLaNiaa LaLaNiaa 18-21, F 34 Responses Feb 23, 2014

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 53 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    I joined two days ago

    and it starts getting out of hand. So I am setting rules. -You can add me but you must bend to my rules, my profile my rules -I didn't request pics of you genitals, don't bother to send them especially in a first message and I know nothing about you so don't be frustrated...
    Classjenny Classjenny 41-45, F 70 Responses Jul 26, 2014

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    carlosgalindo1010 carlosgalindo1010 18-21, M May 14

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 36 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    Ok, I'm done. I know EP tells new members to

    add people...DO NOT ADD ME IF YOU ARE MERELY ON HERE FOR S.EX. And I will be uncircling some ppl in my circle. I've had enough.
    MsInvis MsInvis 46-50, F 8 Responses May 19

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    Ok so before anyone thinks oh she is

    so normal I like her we should talk know that I suffer from maladaptive daydreaming if u don't know what it is then look it up thx kisses
    anshaw anshaw 13-15, F May 9

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 29 Responses Mar 6, 2014

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