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I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

For people who wants others to know about them, before adding them. 5,130 People

    hello everyone , so I think I have to write

    this down to make things easier for me and you guys :) ,, you are welcome :P 1- if you are a grammar nazi you are gonna have a hard time talking to me , since English is not my main language 2- I am NOT looking for a relationship , simply friendship 3- I believe that I am an...
    ashadowbehindyou ashadowbehindyou 18-21, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    So That You Know What I Am and Am Not Into...

       Welcome! If you'd like to be my friend, YAY! I love making friends. I’m looking for friends who are respectful (and respectfully irreverent), fun, witty, charming, intelligent, loving, kind, generous, open-minded, nonjudgmental, positive, supportive, and conduct...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 36 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    A Few No No's

    I'm very open mined but like everyone else I do have my limits and boundaries. If you have any of the following fetishes please do not bother adding me: 1) Anything that involves human body waste (urine and feces). I find it disgusting, foul and very unsanitary. I have a germ...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 31-35, F 94 Responses Jun 19, 2012

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    1. I DON'T DO LONG RANGE RELATIONSHIPS 2.

    I DON'T GIVE OUT PICTURES UNLESS I GET TO KNOW SOMEONE DEEPLY AND I PLAN TO MEET THEM FACE TO FACE. 3. I DON'T DO CAMERA TIME ONLINE 4. I DON'T DO ONLINE ONLY ACTIVITIES THOSE ARE FAKE AND A WASTE OF MY TIME 5. I DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CONTROL ME THROUGH ONLINE...
    transgirl28 transgirl28 26-30, T 3 Responses Nov 17

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    If You Want To Add Me

    Well I am new to this site, but I am guessing like most sites there is some of the people that I would like to avoid. There is a few things I would be looking for if you add me and want me to add you back so let's begin shall we? 1- Don't add me if you aren't going to talk to me...
    HeartOfThorns HeartOfThorns 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    Just a straight to the point list: I don't

    answer messages sent to me by people I have never interacted with, nothing personal. I don't add anyone 19 or under, again nothing personal. I rarely add anyone under 30, because of my age and again nothing personal. I don't add freaky fe-ti-sh people or perverts, we have...
    Myfairlady1 Myfairlady1 46-50, F 4 Responses Nov 20

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    well first of all, im a nice guy

    but sometimes hilarious and a bit perverted. if you want to be my friend or pen pal thats ok. just don't be troublesome. thank you.
    masterfe masterfe 22-25, M Nov 18

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    First im not here to be sexual im not like that

    and not here to find a boyfriend to keep getting hurt im here to inspire and encourage i love music and writing
    desitor desitor 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    Hello there...thanks

    for stopping by. As you can see I don't have a huge friends list. I like to keep my circle nice and tight, more familiar...more close..more personal. I love to meet new people and chat about life, food sex and all that's in between. So if your here for BS..please keep it moving...
    deleted deleted 26-30 24 Responses Jan 24

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    OK, so I want people to understand a few things

    before they spontaneously add me to their circle or write a short message saying hi. This is also important to know even if you have put some thought into adding me. First, I am here on EP to be able to share thoughts, feelings, and ideas with like-minded, mature (in attitude...
    Freja14 Freja14 31-35, T 4 Responses Nov 15

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    I would greatly appreciate it

    if you'd message me before adding me to your circle. I'd like to know something about you. I'm here to make connections and make friends with whom, even if just on occasion, I can have great conversations and a few good laughs. I'm not interested in competing for a circle of...
    LOMD LOMD 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 8

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    I'm all about making friends.

    Please understand that I'm only interested in making friends. I'm not looking for any other "benefits". Just friendship. If you wanna be my friend, that's so cool! Just message me. More than just a couple of words please. I'm very suspicious of people who ask me for...
    CoffeeFlavoredKisses CoffeeFlavoredKisses 46-50, F 4 Responses Nov 20

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    Seriously!

    Ok, I'm usually pretty lenient, but I have just a few rules. 1) If your profile picture is your guy parts, I'm not going to add you, no matter what. 2) I AM NOT ON HERE TO FIND A GUY TO HOOK UP WITH; STOP ASKING 3) I do not Skype 4) I do not send out nudes 5) I will NEVER cam...
    shygirl214 shygirl214 18-21, F 165 Responses Apr 16, 2012

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    Please kids younger than 25 do not contact me .

    I don't have nothing in common with you .. Specially when you are 13-18 don't wast your time !!!
    Ilovetorun123 Ilovetorun123 36-40, F 34 Responses Jul 7

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    This is an updated experience from my previous

    one, since I'm getting a lot of this as of late. I will not chat about sex or other adult things purely for arousal. If you add me and message me with this obvious intent, please don't bother trying any further. Or, just plain don't do it. I enjoy talking about sex and...
    hanachan92 hanachan92 22-25, F Dec 2

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    I Strongly Urge You To Read This

    Hi. There is a big reason why I want everyone to read this. I feel that before you add me, you should know a few major things about me. First off, I am a hermaphrodite. A born male hermaphrodite. Easier put, I am male on the bottom and female on the top. *Edit*: I had fought...
    HappyZappyZaperson HappyZappyZaperson 26-30, T 91 Responses Feb 25, 2013

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    I don't think many people read my profile.

    Because of they did, then they would know that I am in a relationship. They would also know that I do not believe in online relationships. So it is very obvious I am not here for sex or relationships. I want to gain friendship with people here. And it's not going to go any...
    CreoleItalianwoman CreoleItalianwoman 31-35, F 4 Responses Nov 15

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    You Should Know This Before You Add Me

    If you are thinking about adding me or if you already have then you should know these things.   I am happily married and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make me cheat on my Husband. I will discuss sex with you if you can do this in a respectful and...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset 36-40, F 55 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    Ok so i just need to state this

    before anymore people try to add me. Yes, I like to have fun and I do have fun on this site, but that does not make me your plaything. I Understand that I have posted stories and pics that are provocative and may lead you to think of me only as a sexual object, but I will have...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 28 Responses Mar 6

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    I am NEVER gonna be interested in dating you.

    ..whoever you are. Do not add me because you see a picture. I am more than any picture could capture (for better or worse).
    MsRebel MsRebel 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 13

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    Just A Few Things To Read Before Adding Me

    I am a nudist so if nudism offends you, don't add me. I will be writing a bit about nudism but I will also write about other things. I have many interests. I am not here for sex so I do not want to sex chat with people. Don't add me thinking we will get on skype or something like...
    friendlynudist friendlynudist 36-40, F 42 Responses Sep 11, 2012

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    If you have no intentions of conversing with me,

    please, don't bother to add me! I want to throat punch people that add me and never talk to me - seriously! Especially when we have next to nothing in common!
    LadyLynwyn LadyLynwyn 26-30, F 3 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I Hate Unnecessary Dramas

    Thank you for adding me up! Unlike others, I do NOT need to make you know a litany of me OR my oh so many list of requirements for a perfect add. You need NOT know my whole life story before you are allowed in my circle. Besides, aren't we all perfect strangers here? Why the...
    TitaniumSkyScraper TitaniumSkyScraper 31-35, F 40 Responses Oct 12, 2013

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    I get friend requests almost daily by people

    that obviously never read my profile. I'm not that great a person and I have a lot of personal issues- including self-esteem(obviously). If you want to friend me, then read this, then read my profile and at least a couple stories to see if you really want me as a friend- or ask...
    CinimonGypsy CinimonGypsy 41-45 2 Responses Dec 2

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    PLEASE! (before you add me to your circle) Read This!

    Three questions you must answer or I shall cast your soul into the great void that lay between....First question: Are you looking to hook up?Second question: Do you have your nuts showing?Third question: Are you indifferent to alternative lifestyles?A yes to any of these...
    MrsJoanieBNH MrsJoanieBNH 56-60, T 68 Responses Mar 21, 2012

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    I guess having the I Am Not Here to Flirt

    or Date experience isn't enough, so I'll write this too. If you have any weird/fetish experiences on your profile, I will not talk to you. I will either ignore or block you, because I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT!
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T 2 Responses Dec 5

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    I will occasionally read your posts.

    I may comment on them. I may be nice. I may use tough love. If you add me to your circle, you're giving me your permission to comment and or harass you as I see fit. Chose your circle wisely.
    thenicholasexperience thenicholasexperience 31-35, M 2 Responses Dec 3

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    Lets Get This Straight

    1.) Please be aware that I am 17. Okay. I can't tell you how many people didn't realize that when I posted it on my profile description to begin with. Yes, I know my age limitation says 18-21 but I do that to have the freedom of conversing with more people. I am not trying to...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 19 Responses May 12, 2013

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    When I ask you to tell me more about yourself,

    I shouldn't have to ask you again if you're married or have children. If you're a husband or a father, that's a huge part of who you are & should be included.
    Elayla Elayla 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 19

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    Photos of any part of me on any part of the

    Internet : Not in a million years. Men under forty: probably best not to waste your time. Radical truth: I'm here to enjoy written conversation. Nothing more. Topics: I like to 'talk' about anything except extremely abhorrent indulgences. (and if you have to look that up...
    copelandspring copelandspring 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 13

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    I am here to tell my story about Wolfs

    and to meet people with common interests. I am interested in Wolves, Geology, and beginning writers, (like I hope to be.)
    SheWolfII SheWolfII 70+, M 2 days ago

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    Just So Know

    Let me preface this... and EVERYTHING else, by saying "I don't care" "not even a little bit" Sorry! But I truly don't. Because it makes, incomplete sense to me. It really does bogle my (this) mind, I just don't FULLY get it? As Promised, May be I am a bit naive, or just...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 26 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    My Profile

    You can get to know me by reading my stories, i will try to post stories that will explain the things i like and who i am Im not big on chatting so sorry if you send me a message i may not answer, if that makes me rude then well i guess im rude, its either i explain it here or i...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 40 Responses Mar 21, 2013

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    Please Read On !!!

    I accept you for who you are as a person that is why I will add anyone regardless of their peculiar taste in somethings but this does not mean I share your strange fetishes. I can assure you I have none whatsoever and I do not intend to partake in your weird fetishes - and by...
    AcousticAnne AcousticAnne 26-30, F 32 Responses Nov 11, 2013

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    Thanks

    I do not have a problem with you requesting my friendship. Just know that I do check out people's profiles before I add. The big thing for me is stories that go with your experiences. How else am I suppose to get to know you and what you are like. If there are no stories, there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 51 Responses Jul 26, 2011

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    Don't just randomly add you to your circle.

    I have enough stalkers already, people who've added me to their circle and I have no clue who they are. Don't call me by some dumbass pet name, I'm going to start blocking people for this. I will also block you for being a perv in any other way. I WILL NOT add you unless we've...
    Starrkya Starrkya 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 7

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    I just had a rough experience with ep.

    ..so i had create a new profile, I have lied and hid between the real world and this web sight. Now i just want to be myself. I am open minded and i will talk about anything, but i will not share any pictures of myself or do any dirty things that involve me.I just want to stay...
    Onlyoneme18 Onlyoneme18 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 26

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    Circle Member FAQ

    I am writing this open letter to potential circle members. I want them to know who I am before they add me. I am an open book with the bindings torn. I like people who don't take this too seriously. But, know the compassion to answer a serious question with true help and support...
    ikattarri ikattarri 36-40, F 34 Responses Nov 30, 2012

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    Please Read This.

    1: My name is Ally 2: I am a virgin 3: I am a Lesbian  4: I am not looking for or want a Daddy/Daughter relationship.  5: I do not want to be pooped on, peed on, or cummed on. 6: I do not want anything anal at all, nothing. 7: I read EVERY profile on people that make an add...
    allygator2 allygator2 18-21, F 62 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    If you are considering adding me to your circle.

    .. please understand these few rules: 1. I DO NOT add men for any reason. 2. I DO NOT send nude pictures of myself to anyone! 3. If you add me, be prepared to chat and establish a friendship. If you are wanting a one time chat - then just send me a message. 4. If you can...
    Mirais31 Mirais31 31-35, F 4 Responses Nov 18

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    Read This Before Adding Or Attacking Me

    I've been here for almost a year now. I found EP when I was looking for a place to try blogging. Blogged here for a few months and found that with a little effort I could blog every day. I kept two blogs for a while then made the decision to only blog at my blog on blogspot.com...
    oldfarmguy oldfarmguy 56-60, M 39 Responses Oct 4, 2011

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    Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

    I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront. First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 195 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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    IMPORTANT!! ~~~~~~~~~~~ {{Please do keep in

    mind that this account solely for role-play(...Yes, I know there are other sites I could maybe try out, but my computer cant handle much...)names, ages, pics and actions are all fantasy based and will not be taken part in outside the cyber would}} ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Name: Lady...
    LoliGrace LoliGrace 13-15, T Nov 29

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    You can probably see

    that I like a lot of mature things on this site. That's true. I'm not afraid of talking about them and sharing experiences. BUT, I am also here to share other, more everyday experiences. If you add me just for the adult experiences or something like that, I doubt I'm going to...
    hanachan92 hanachan92 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 11

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    I hate hate hate when I just get a hey

    or hi as a pm like I talk way to much and to fast just jump into what u wanna talk about like seriously and that's why most heys and his I don't respond to .........ex: oh u like pie (good) hey man (bad)
    GayBigBabyBoy GayBigBabyBoy 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 5

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    What You Should Know About Me Before Adding Me

    Hello everyone! My name is Stacy Marie Vacqueyras - and I will start off saying that I don't mind it when people add me. The more friends the better I say. But some people have added me without looking carefully over my profile first, only to regret it shortly thereafter. When I...
    BizSuitStacy BizSuitStacy 46-50, T 66 Responses Mar 14, 2011

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    I have a few guidelines regarding

    who I will accept add requests from and who I will not. They are very simple and should be easy for people to follow so there shouldn't be any problems with that being done. There are of course exceptions to almost every guideline but they are going to be extremely rare. Here...
    Allietaining Allietaining 36-40, F 34 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    I am in a committed relationship with the love

    of my life. I DON'T want to see nude pictures. I won't cam or skype -- my chat is limited to here. I definitely won't meet up. I won't help you get off. If I want to share pictures, I will post them. So don't ask. Yes, my bf would love for me to bigger, but I am NOT interested...
    PlusSizedCutie PlusSizedCutie 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    If You're In My Circle, I'd Really Like You To Read This.

    I have a host of personal problems. Please, if you interact with me at all I'd really like you to read all of this. It's the most important single thing I've written. I'm anxious most of the time, and though I'm practiced at enduring social situations, they're almost always...
    Rennn Rennn 18-21, M 17 Responses Oct 17, 2012

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    Everyone here basically said everything I

    wanted to say lol. I am not here for sex. I'm not looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend. Do not ask me for another photo. If you don't believe my current photo is me because I'm not showing my full face then talk to someone who have more photos. I honestly do not care if...
    xjourneyx xjourneyx 18-21, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    Please don't message me

    or add me with nothing more than "hi". It is very unlikely you will get a reply. I really need something to respond to. Also, please check out my profile and experiences to get an idea of what kind of guy I am. I will definitely be checking out your profile, stories, confessions...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 3 Responses Nov 20

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