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I Want You to Share Your Most Funniest Holiday Stories

Do you have a funny holiday story to share? A funny relative that ruins your holiday or makes the holidays worse for you by saying or doing the wrong thing? Share your story with us. 27 People

    Darn Cats!

    We always have a problem with the christmas tree and our cats! Well... one particular christmas eve, we had finished decorating the tree and headed for bed. All of a sudden, we heard glass shattering! We rushed downstairs and the cats were hanging in the tree, tossing the class...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 25, 2008

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    Last night I went to a work Christmas party in

    one if the best Steakhouses in LA. My coworker a vegetarian had a salad. I remembered a saying I heard a while ago. I shared with the group "Coming to a steakhouse and asking for a salad is like going to a brothel asking for a hug. :) "
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Life Is a Party!

    New Years' of 2000 was probably one of the most funniest and dance-crazed moments I can ever remember. My parents wanted this party to abe  moment to last, so two days after one of greatest event in history was when we threw the party. I was 7 years old at the time and...
    alixfreak3 alixfreak3 16-17, M 1 Response May 24, 2009

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    Pickle Ornaments & Shakin' Trees

    My dad and his parents, my nanny and bupa, growing up had a tradition every Christmas where they had a plastic green pickle decoration hanging inside the deep thick branches on the tree and every Christmas whoever found the pickle got a extra something gift like prize. I asked...
    HaleyBloodRedRose1995 HaleyBloodRedRose1995 18-21, F Jan 12, 2012

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    Daddy Never Figured It Out - And Mom Never Told Him

    Holidays were miserable in my early childhood. Daddy drank like a fish in those days, and most liquor stores and beverage outlets were closed on them. My father would stop at one before coming home the night before and load up with whiskey and beer so he wouldn't run out. I don...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 3 Responses Aug 8, 2013

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    A Very Funny Holiday Experience!!! Lol :D

    Imogen a friend of mine who was recently on EP told me this story by e-mail the other night. A true story and  funny, with her permission I thought it was worth sharing. I have changed her family's names for privacy. The story revolves around a holiday her family and she had...
    welshbabe welshbabe 46-50, F 8 Responses Jun 5, 2011

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    Don't Really Have One...

    I don't really have a funny holiday story, as the holidays for me, are unlike most people's.
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 12 Responses Nov 24, 2008

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    Oh Brother....

    We were all sitting around telling stories and my cousin's girlfriend, who worked at a feed store then, started talking about how many cameltoes she saw in a day. my family has a sense of humor that revolves around bodily functions and the toilet. another time at that same...
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 24, 2008

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    Me and my brother have an inside Christmas card

    joke. One year he gave me a "get well "card and crossed the words "get well" and hand written " merry Christmas". The next year I crossed my name and his signature off the card , added his name and my signature and sent the same card back to him. It has been 9 years. Every year...
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F Dec 11, 2013

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    My Funniest and Most Fun

    I love halloween and always have a "graveyard" in my front yard.  I have plywood gravestones and make dummies to lay around the graveyard.  I have a voice activated skeleton that laughs and screams when one make any noise close to it.  Lots of fun...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Nov 25, 2008

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    If my mother got a Christmas card from someone

    not on her list, she would immediately fill out a card to that person and sent it. When I was out of town, I would get a name and address out of the phone book and made sure my mom got a Christmas card from them. I would include a note about how the family was doing. She would...
    alittlefun53NC alittlefun53NC 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 12, 2014

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    Dear Santa, This year I wish

    for a fat bank account and a skinny body. Let's not confuse the two this time.
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 12, 2013

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    Although this song is much too sad for me to listen to today, I wanted to share it anyway. It is a lovely song that I only became aware of a few months back, thanks to it being...
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