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I Want You to Share Your Most Funniest Holiday Stories

Do you have a funny holiday story to share? A funny relative that ruins your holiday or makes the holidays worse for you by saying or doing the wrong thing? Share your story with us. 29 People

    Pickle Ornaments & Shakin' Trees

    My dad and his parents, my nanny and bupa, growing up had a tradition every Christmas where they had a plastic green pickle decoration hanging inside the deep thick branches on the tree and every Christmas whoever found the pickle got a extra something gift like prize. I asked...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 12, 2012

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    I'm sure I can do better

    than this but it was probably Christmas of 2003 when my dad and I were bringing the Christmas decorations up from the cellar, and we came across a canvas stocking made by a family member for our pet cat, Jazzy, that had been missing at that time for a couple years. My dad and my...
    TheEnduringSunrise TheEnduringSunrise 18-21, F 1 Response May 10

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    Don't Really Have One...

    I don't really have a funny holiday story, as the holidays for me, are unlike most people's.
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 12 Responses Nov 24, 2008

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    Me and my brother have an inside Christmas card

    joke. One year he gave me a "get well "card and crossed the words "get well" and hand written " merry Christmas". The next year I crossed my name and his signature off the card , added his name and my signature and sent the same card back to him. It has been 9 years. Every year...
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F Dec 11, 2013

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    Life Is a Party!

    New Years' of 2000 was probably one of the most funniest and dance-crazed moments I can ever remember. My parents wanted this party to abe  moment to last, so two days after one of greatest event in history was when we threw the party. I was 7 years old at the time and...
    alixfreak3 alixfreak3 16-17, M 1 Response May 24, 2009

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    Last night I went to a work Christmas party in

    one if the best Steakhouses in LA. My coworker a vegetarian had a salad. I remembered a saying I heard a while ago. I shared with the group "Coming to a steakhouse and asking for a salad is like going to a brothel asking for a hug. :) "
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Dear Santa, This year I wish

    for a fat bank account and a skinny body. Let's not confuse the two this time.
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 12, 2013

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    My Funniest and Most Fun

    I love halloween and always have a "graveyard" in my front yard.  I have plywood gravestones and make dummies to lay around the graveyard.  I have a voice activated skeleton that laughs and screams when one make any noise close to it.  Lots of fun...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Nov 25, 2008

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    Darn Cats!

    We always have a problem with the christmas tree and our cats! Well... one particular christmas eve, we had finished decorating the tree and headed for bed. All of a sudden, we heard glass shattering! We rushed downstairs and the cats were hanging in the tree, tossing the class...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 25, 2008

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    Daddy Never Figured It Out - And Mom Never Told Him

    Holidays were miserable in my early childhood. Daddy drank like a fish in those days, and most liquor stores and beverage outlets were closed on them. My father would stop at one before coming home the night before and load up with whiskey and beer so he wouldn't run out. I don...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 3 Responses Aug 8, 2013

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    Oh Brother....

    We were all sitting around telling stories and my cousin's girlfriend, who worked at a feed store then, started talking about how many cameltoes she saw in a day. my family has a sense of humor that revolves around bodily functions and the toilet. another time at that same...
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 24, 2008

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    A Very Funny Holiday Experience!!! Lol :D

    Imogen a friend of mine who was recently on EP told me this story by e-mail the other night. A true story and  funny, with her permission I thought it was worth sharing. I have changed her family's names for privacy. The story revolves around a holiday her family and she had...
    welshbabe welshbabe 46-50, F 8 Responses Jun 5, 2011

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    If my mother got a Christmas card from someone

    not on her list, she would immediately fill out a card to that person and sent it. When I was out of town, I would get a name and address out of the phone book and made sure my mom got a Christmas card from them. I would include a note about how the family was doing. She would...
    alittlefun53NC alittlefun53NC 61-65, M Jan 12, 2014

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    Anonymous6216 Anonymous6216 51-55, M 8 hrs ago

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    Even if things get tough and you feel like dying, you should still continue cuz you are going to find people one day that are gonna make you smile till you break your teeth :)
    aishaaas aishaaas 18-21, F 10 hrs ago

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    Two cars got crushed by a tree last night in my block. Someone's having a worse day than you. If your car got crushed by a tree today... At least the car was empty. :)
    cloudedsky cloudedsky 26-30 1 day ago

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    here are some links to some of my favorite christian songs by very favorite band Tenth Avenue North. i have cried to all of these many times :) here are the linksThe Struggle-https...
    idkwhatiam idkwhatiam 13-15, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I want you to stand there...in the light, slowly revealing all that is mine.  Do not do so quickly, .... make it a long, drawn out affair.  Make it painful for me...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I hope u enjoy my story, and if u reply I show u part 2!!! Saturday 1:00 afternoon Bew! Bew! “Yah, take that sucker!” I screamed at the screen while...
    justwantagirlfriend justwantagirlfriend 13-15, M 3 days ago

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    Time passes as usual and its passing away from us every moment one day everything will come to end there won’t be me anymore in this world . Will you then narrate your secret...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 3 days ago

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    I wrote a story a few months back about how "I Hate Getting Sexual Messages In My Inbox". I wanted to expand upon that and share what I want people to know about me before adding...
    iSpyce iSpyce 26-30, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    For starters, I don't like the term "Twin Flame." I prefer the use of the term "Twin Soul." I wanted to join the group but I firmly believe that people who cling to this particular...
    AKLady15 AKLady15 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    C; When everyone from my friends does these 1. I have a chicken called Henry. 2. He's crowing rn. 3. He does it till I feed him in the morning. 4. My name is Estelle 5. I have...
    XXimdeadinsideXX XXimdeadinsideXX 13-15, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    You're My Everything (The Wedding Song) Kevin Chase "When I wake up you're by my side, your breath on my cheek I feel so alive you move me in so many ways. As I watch you walk...
    Johnviolinist823 Johnviolinist823 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    1) Never to late- Three days grace 2)Awake-Skillet 3)My sacrifice-Creed 4)Only god knows why-Kid Rock 5)I will not bow-Breaking Benjamin 6)Failure-Breaking Benjamin 7)Fully...
    jameswertman12 jameswertman12 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    1.) I live in the United States 2.) My name is Bassam but everyone calls me Sam 3.) I'm 19 years old, turning 20 in 14 days. 4.) I live in the South... Not the most pleasant of...
    yourpetmuzzie yourpetmuzzie 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Who is Etude? not important at all but I'm so bored and if you are bored too... idk .-. read this? 1. I believe in God 2. I am an Asian 3. 1995 4. I'm only 5 1/2... that's 5! 5. I...
    etude etude 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    If you know your value You won't sell yourself short!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 6 Responses a week ago

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    it was eight years ago when i saw myself holding a degree and lots of hopes and aspirations attached to that moment. but yes i definitely was not mature enough to understand the...
    snuffal snuffal 26-30, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    The moment when you put your freshly shaved legs under the covers.
    blackbluered blackbluered 16-17, F a week ago

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    Hello, My name is Nicole, i have been a psychic since i was 15 years old, i have been helping people with there love lifes, finance’s, Jobs, and just being there for there...
    psychicnicole psychicnicole 26-30, F a week ago

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    Do you ever wonder what people are feeling when they smile? Do they smile because they're happy or do they smile because they want people to believe they're happy? Maybe they smile...
    Amani95 Amani95 18-21, F Jul 27

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    Hey so if anyone wants to share something with me then go for it, I'm good at listening and it takes away from my own problems :)
    Thebreathingobjectinthecorner Thebreathingobjectinthecorner 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 26

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    My Dad has the worst pet stories. (not for the faint of heart) "When I was a kid we had a pet goat, one day we came home and dad had butchered it for dinner, we made such a fuss...
    Ridden Ridden 22-25, M Jul 26

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    1. I would ..but I'll stop at 10..just because l like to be different. 2. I can't think of anything that is interesting. 3. Read my stories...that'll give you plenty ideas. 4. You...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 8 Responses Jul 26

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      Am I real? Do the words I speak before you make feel That the love I've got for you will see no ending? Well if you look into my eyes then you should know That you have...
    candies020 candies020 26-30, F Jul 25

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    I love the flirting, the eye contact the play on words that are involved in the initial slow sweet seduction. I like having the perfectly glossed lips that beckon to be tasted...
    loveCT loveCT 31-35, F 4 Responses Jul 25

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    1.)I'm 16 currently 2.)I love rats 3.)My favourite colours are blue and grey 4.)I hate my grandmother 5.)I am interested in Psychology 6.)And Mythology 7.)And Religion 8.)I love...
    ForeverOnMyGuard ForeverOnMyGuard 16-17, F 6 Responses Jul 24

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    I am ftm and i want you to ask me anything
    loveyourself98 loveyourself98 16-17, T Jul 21

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    I know in your eyes, I did the most unimaginable, unforgivable thing. I am human. I did what I did to forget all the hurt, disappointment, and to keep from having horrible...
    purtyinpink17 purtyinpink17 36-40, F Jul 21

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    I cry every day now that you are gone Lost and alone I just want you back To hear your voice, to hear your words. Lost and so alone
    msladyred68 msladyred68 46-50, F 6 Responses Jul 21

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    Just some things to take note of before messaging me / adding me to your circle. 1. I don't care if you add me to your circle. However I will not add you back unless I consider...
    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94 18-21, F 12 Responses Jul 20

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