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I Want You to Share Your Most Funniest Holiday Stories

Do you have a funny holiday story to share? A funny relative that ruins your holiday or makes the holidays worse for you by saying or doing the wrong thing? Share your story with us. 29 People

    My Funniest and Most Fun

    I love halloween and always have a "graveyard" in my front yard.  I have plywood gravestones and make dummies to lay around the graveyard.  I have a voice activated skeleton that laughs and screams when one make any noise close to it.  Lots of fun...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Nov 25, 2008

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    Life Is a Party!

    New Years' of 2000 was probably one of the most funniest and dance-crazed moments I can ever remember. My parents wanted this party to abe  moment to last, so two days after one of greatest event in history was when we threw the party. I was 7 years old at the time and...
    alixfreak3 alixfreak3 16-17, M 1 Response May 24, 2009

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    Darn Cats!

    We always have a problem with the christmas tree and our cats! Well... one particular christmas eve, we had finished decorating the tree and headed for bed. All of a sudden, we heard glass shattering! We rushed downstairs and the cats were hanging in the tree, tossing the class...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 25, 2008

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    I'm sure I can do better

    than this but it was probably Christmas of 2003 when my dad and I were bringing the Christmas decorations up from the cellar, and we came across a canvas stocking made by a family member for our pet cat, Jazzy, that had been missing at that time for a couple years. My dad and my...
    TheEnduringSunrise TheEnduringSunrise 18-21, F 1 Response May 10

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    Me and my brother have an inside Christmas card

    joke. One year he gave me a "get well "card and crossed the words "get well" and hand written " merry Christmas". The next year I crossed my name and his signature off the card , added his name and my signature and sent the same card back to him. It has been 9 years. Every year...
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F Dec 11, 2013

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    Last night I went to a work Christmas party in

    one if the best Steakhouses in LA. My coworker a vegetarian had a salad. I remembered a saying I heard a while ago. I shared with the group "Coming to a steakhouse and asking for a salad is like going to a brothel asking for a hug. :) "
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Dear Santa, This year I wish

    for a fat bank account and a skinny body. Let's not confuse the two this time.
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 12, 2013

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    If my mother got a Christmas card from someone

    not on her list, she would immediately fill out a card to that person and sent it. When I was out of town, I would get a name and address out of the phone book and made sure my mom got a Christmas card from them. I would include a note about how the family was doing. She would...
    alittlefun53NC alittlefun53NC 61-65, M Jan 12, 2014

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    Pickle Ornaments & Shakin' Trees

    My dad and his parents, my nanny and bupa, growing up had a tradition every Christmas where they had a plastic green pickle decoration hanging inside the deep thick branches on the tree and every Christmas whoever found the pickle got a extra something gift like prize. I asked...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 12, 2012

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    Oh Brother....

    We were all sitting around telling stories and my cousin's girlfriend, who worked at a feed store then, started talking about how many cameltoes she saw in a day. my family has a sense of humor that revolves around bodily functions and the toilet. another time at that same...
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 24, 2008

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    Don't Really Have One...

    I don't really have a funny holiday story, as the holidays for me, are unlike most people's.
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 12 Responses Nov 24, 2008

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    A Very Funny Holiday Experience!!! Lol :D

    Imogen a friend of mine who was recently on EP told me this story by e-mail the other night. A true story and  funny, with her permission I thought it was worth sharing. I have changed her family's names for privacy. The story revolves around a holiday her family and she had...
    welshbabe welshbabe 46-50, F 8 Responses Jun 5, 2011

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    Daddy Never Figured It Out - And Mom Never Told Him

    Holidays were miserable in my early childhood. Daddy drank like a fish in those days, and most liquor stores and beverage outlets were closed on them. My father would stop at one before coming home the night before and load up with whiskey and beer so he wouldn't run out. I don...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 3 Responses Aug 8, 2013

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    Jessica8399 Jessica8399 16-17, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    God why can't people just act their age?!?! You're a sophomore in college freaking learn how to act around a group of people who do things you don't want to do!!! And don't sit in...
    wedgiedbyangelalahaha wedgiedbyangelalahaha 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    to this:: And I'd give up forever to touch you 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't wanna go home right now And all I...
    cosmosdrift cosmosdrift 31-35, F 3 days ago

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    .....i only use this tactic when dealing with street thugs or the 5-0. otherwise, if you are a "true" friend you don't have to give me anything and I'd be more than happy to give...
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 1 Response 3 days ago

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    So, I am new here and would want you guys to ask me any question that comes to your mind. Since I do believe random question is the best way to know someone.
    thelastgoodbye thelastgoodbye 18-21, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I sincerely want to know who you are your experience of general life, your philosophy, your feelings and man or woman does not make a difference.
    aPossibleFriend aPossibleFriend 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    Last night I read an article that helped me understand so much pain I have gone through since high school until no, a year away from graduating college. - It seems the Mormon and...
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    I pity you, I pity you for all your afraid of, for all you will miss, for all that you will never feel, for all you will never see with me. for all you will never allow yourself to...
    TheRisingPhoenix54 TheRisingPhoenix54 61-65, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I lack so much self confidence right now, and it's becoming more of a problem than I ever imagined. Anxiety keeps me up at night and stops me from doing almost anything in life...
    HollyMaria954 HollyMaria954 18-21, F Aug 27

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    1. I love to prank people and tell jokes. I am a prankster. 2. I don't smoke and I don't do drugs. Both are nasty and bad for you're health. 3. I have a degree in engineering. 4...
    Tig322 Tig322 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 26

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    1. I'm ambidextrous 2. I'm a pessimist turned optimist :)) 3. I drank alcohol for the first time at 16. Vodka was my first :/ 4. I was an only child. Until I met my half siblings...
    alltimestrokes alltimestrokes 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 26

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    Don't add me based upon one story I wrote ore one group I'm in. I'm quite diverse and could just al well be the opposite of your expectations. Don't come telling me what you will...
    Luckyguy1970 Luckyguy1970 41-45, M 8 Responses Aug 25

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    i always get a bit paranoid that my stories automatically get posted onto my facebook
    amylfs92 amylfs92 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    My thoughts of you, in the most wonderful images and charming qualities, simply feel good.
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    Well, there are not many things that you should know before adding me to your circle, but I do want you to know the following: I don't add people to my circle before talking to...
    Drastine Drastine 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 24

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    The softness of your lips is all but a memory. Aflame with passion embers hide beneath, awakened by your breath on my neck. Passion unbridled when our skin meets. The view within...
    Emergingsoul Emergingsoul 36-40, M 2 Responses Aug 23

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    When I was younger I was physically and mentally abused by my mother. In my early childhood my dad was an alcoholic who would drink come home and beat my mom. We would have to...
    Lost2334 Lost2334 26-30, M Aug 23

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    This song is hauntingly beautiful and I wanted to share. Link below.
    mguinm mguinm 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 23

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    Born into an abusive family. My father was physically and verbally abusive and it never let up until one day he was arrested. My mother, of course, stayed with him because she didn...
    Liftofferik Liftofferik 26-30, M Aug 22

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    You can't say you know it's your fault and turn it around on me as if it's my fault. How can you own your mistakes if you constantly accuse me of making you do them. What...
    HisBeautifulDisaster HisBeautifulDisaster 36-40, F Aug 21

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    I am getting to the point where I am starting to feel "iffish" about having people add me to their circle. Of course I avoid adding people to mine for that very reason, as well as...
    Jugemu Jugemu 31-35, M Aug 20

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    I've decided to update my "terms and conditions" to make anyone who reads this more aware of what I am about. Firstly, I am not happy with the way teenagers are treated here...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 16-17, F 6 Responses Aug 20

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    I discovered this group while browsing "recent" stories. It was created by someone I've never had any contact with but to her credit, it seems a brilliant idea and thought I'd...
    WripTyde WripTyde 46-50, M 3 Responses Aug 20

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    A friend of mine posts most days on mine and others whiteboards. Just general stuff about his day and it usually is sunny and positive. It never fails to make me happy, especially...
    Littlemissshy25 Littlemissshy25 46-50, F 3 Responses Aug 20

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    I was born on valentine's day 2001, I am the second child in my family I have an older sister I have a younger brother Me and my brother's name is almost the same I was circumcised...
    NichoWhat NichoWhat 13-15, M Aug 19

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    It was funny to me yesterday why I do not have some things. But this bible verse came to me and I feel better (I hope it help someone this morning it is from the book of James 4:1...
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    love is a 4 letter word with many meanings now a days, but to truly find love in someone else romantically, to be able to share yourself and open up freely, to not be able to...
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