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I Want You to Share Your Most Funniest Holiday Stories

Do you have a funny holiday story to share? A funny relative that ruins your holiday or makes the holidays worse for you by saying or doing the wrong thing? Share your story with us. 26 People

    Oh Brother.... - We were all sitting around telling stories and my cousin's girlfriend, who worked at a feed store then, started talking about how many cameltoes she saw in a day...
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 24, 2008

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    Me and my brother have an inside Christmas card joke. One year he gave me a "get well "card and crossed the words "get well" and hand written " merry Christmas". The next year I...
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 1 Response Dec 11, 2013

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    Darn Cats! - We always have a problem with the christmas tree and our cats! Well... one particular christmas eve, we had finished decorating the tree and headed for bed. All of a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 25, 2008

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    My Funniest and Most Fun - I love halloween and always have a "graveyard" in my front yard.  I have plywood gravestones and make dummies to lay around the graveyard...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Nov 25, 2008

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    If my mother got a Christmas card from someone not on her list, she would immediately fill out a card to that person and sent it. When I was out of town, I would get a name and...
    alittlefun53 alittlefun53 56-60, M Jan 12

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    Don't Really Have One... - I don't really have a funny holiday story, as the holidays for me, are unlike most people's.
    drcynic drcynic 22-25, M 14 Responses Nov 24, 2008

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    A Very Funny Holiday Experience!!! Lol :D - Imogen a friend of mine who was recently on EP told me this story by e-mail the other night. A true story and  funny, with her...
    welshbabe welshbabe 46-50, F 8 Responses Jun 5, 2011

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    Daddy Never Figured It Out - And Mom Never Told Him - Holidays were miserable in my early childhood. Daddy drank like a fish in those days, and most liquor stores and beverage...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 3 Responses Aug 8, 2013

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    Life Is a Party! - New Years' of 2000 was probably one of the most funniest and dance-crazed moments I can ever remember. My parents wanted this party to abe  moment to...
    alixfreak3 alixfreak3 16-17, M 1 Response May 24, 2009

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    Dear Santa, This year I wish for a fat bank account and a skinny body. Let's not confuse the two this time.
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 12, 2013

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    Last night I went to a work Christmas party in one if the best Steakhouses in LA. My coworker a vegetarian had a salad. I remembered a saying I heard a while ago. I shared with the...
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    I posted this once before. Instead of sharing a 100 things About me,. I want to share 100 things I don't want you to know about me. Why? Cause' that is the way I roll. 1.My last...
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    For the longest time that I can remember (since I was about 5 or 7) , I have had these strange vivid dreams. Dreams that have to do with angels, demons, the apocalypse, God, The...
    vividfantasies vividfantasies 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 26

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    Do you want to have tea? Are you happy? Yes I need a friend. Friendships can be a lot more intimate than relationships anyway You’re like summer. Just… fun What are you feeling...
    savethem89 savethem89 22-25 Apr 9

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    I received this from a friend and had to share it. It is an excellent philosophy to live by: The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning...
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 51-55, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Frankly, I don't care. Go tell them to somebody else. I won't share your secret, because I won't bother to listen to it. I'm not a troll, but, I'm not bored, either.
    Zaran7 Zaran7 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    I used to have dreams for you, until you burned nearly every bridge of opportunity you had. You were brilliant -- the type that should've won a full scholarship to an Ivy League...
    ali1993 ali1993 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    I hope to learn from other people because I am 23 years old and been going to jail sense the age of 20 which in no way shape or form am I proud of but each time is due to addiction...
    shoothelp shoothelp 22-25 Mar 31

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    I want you to know that your mother was one of the people I admired most in this world. She was always so full of dynamic laughter and had an incredible zest for life that was...
    Silenthawk Silenthawk 46-50, M Apr 1

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    The Partizans Chapter 1 We must be quiet. We are lying on the side of a hill, in a small stand trees. We are watching the road for the enemy convoy. Soon, it will be dusk. If...
    yulico yulico 13-15, F 3 Responses Apr 6

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    Day 5: pink- fu*kin perfect I picked this song bc i can relate to most of the lyrics and the music video is very intence and i may or may not have cried during the little kid...
    RavenHearts RavenHearts 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    I do not understand his will,our his plan but I strive for perfection and will damage any false profits,teachers or the unrighteous preachers,this is a serious matter peoples...
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    I believe in a god. Not exactly a god of a specific religion. They can't all be right can they? Anybody had any personal experiences or thoughts on god they want to share? I'm open...
    ForeverInTheMoment ForeverInTheMoment 16-17, M 3 Responses Mar 19

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    The color of the sky, the grass, the flowers, the ocean, the trees, and volcanos. My rainbow is the world, brightly colored and inventive even in the darkest of places. I want to...
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 19

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    I want to share the music that keeps running on my playlist. It's Vampire Weekend "step". I can keep on looking back from the past for those happy times I've been thru and I wish...
    patooooots patooooots 18-21, F Mar 22

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    Well , here you are 100 things I want to share about myself . . 1 - I am a Muslim wife. 2 - I am in my thirties. 3 - I am Egyptian and living in Cairo. 4 - I am newly married. 5...
    Rodwali Rodwali 31-35, F Mar 23

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    I don't matter I'm not special, because no one matters We are all equal nothingness This is because, one day we will all die. New people will come about. New celebrity's New...
    123me321 123me321 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    I want to share my experience to prevent other consumer/people from this fraud. I have received a call from a customer care executive on behalf of HP, asking if I want to extend my...
    amarkumar11 amarkumar11 36-40, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    If you could only see yourself how others do or hear what they say behind your back you would be crushed. Maybe that would open your eyes and you would realize your not the most...
    Thelastlaugh Thelastlaugh 70+, M 5 Responses Mar 17

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    In life one has a choice to take one of two paths: to wait for some special day - or to celebrate each special day, To wait for someone special - or to celebrate each person in a...
    Quanitta Quanitta 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    I knew I like the ladies at an early age. I hid it for 32 years. Through my catholic grade school years, public high school, and even through my college years. I wasn't questioned...
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 26

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    So this is gonna be about Justin Bieber. ._. Not a favourite but one song I like... I'm gonna be honest, I used to LOVE him. But now, he's just another *****. Now I'm sorry if this...
    HydroChronexia HydroChronexia 13-15, F Apr 6

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    Your EQ is 147.You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.You are warm and open. Even when life gets you down, you're...
    TheGreatLeveler TheGreatLeveler 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 25

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    As much as I don't want to lose you I don't want you to suffer either. Grandma im sitting here waiting for the phone call that you have passed. I know its coming I could tell when...
    holehearted79 holehearted79 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 31

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    "Picture" (feat. Sheryl Crow) [Kid Rock] Livin' my life in a slow hell Different girl every night at the hotel I ain't seen the sun shine in 3 damn days Been fuelin' up on...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Apr 1

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    Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any...
    Ally95xx Ally95xx 18-21, F Apr 5

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    You said you moved two states away. And less than a month later, you're back and contacting me. I HATE YOU AND DON'T WANT YOU IN MY LIFE. But, because you're so mentally ill and a...
    spectralthoughts spectralthoughts 31-35, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Dear Girls,You don't need to ***** down to your bra and panties, bend over to show your cleavage, biting your lips just to get attention. You think your beauty is based on the...
    deepnessWITHIN deepnessWITHIN 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Not a very interesting coming out story, but here it is. So a few weeks after me and my girlfriend got together I felt the need to spill it to someone. I decided to tell one of my...
    kels789 kels789 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    I wanted to be your everything. I hated finding out I was actually your nothing.
    LadyBronte LadyBronte 46-50, F 3 Responses Mar 23

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    So what do you want? why don't you understand? You are so adamant In front of my glory you project your won story. Are you trying to hold me from the light? Are you dreaming of me...
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    tell me anything. everything. message me. comment below. I don't care... I just want to know you. this world is so full of amazing and unique people, id love to know as many as I...
    SilverReece SilverReece 16-17, F Mar 30

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    okay so let me just say this i'm mental i mean really mental bat sh*t crazy and i'm okay with that what i'm not okay with is why people make out that all mentaly ill people are...
    BenjaminChapman BenjaminChapman 18-21, M Apr 7

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    ... Everything I brought to you ... All my love I gave all of me...my everything ... I lifted you when you fell... Of all your weaknesses I would not tell... I pushed you to your...
    SShawnO SShawnO 41-45, M 2 days ago

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