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I Want You to Share Your Most Funniest Holiday Stories

Do you have a funny holiday story to share? A funny relative that ruins your holiday or makes the holidays worse for you by saying or doing the wrong thing? Share your story with us. 27 People

    My Funniest and Most Fun

    I love halloween and always have a "graveyard" in my front yard.  I have plywood gravestones and make dummies to lay around the graveyard.  I have a voice activated skeleton that laughs and screams when one make any noise close to it.  Lots of fun...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Nov 25, 2008

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    Last night I went to a work Christmas party in

    one if the best Steakhouses in LA. My coworker a vegetarian had a salad. I remembered a saying I heard a while ago. I shared with the group "Coming to a steakhouse and asking for a salad is like going to a brothel asking for a hug. :) "
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Don't Really Have One...

    I don't really have a funny holiday story, as the holidays for me, are unlike most people's.
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 12 Responses Nov 24, 2008

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    If my mother got a Christmas card from someone

    not on her list, she would immediately fill out a card to that person and sent it. When I was out of town, I would get a name and address out of the phone book and made sure my mom got a Christmas card from them. I would include a note about how the family was doing. She would...
    alittlefun53NC alittlefun53NC 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 12, 2014

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    A Very Funny Holiday Experience!!! Lol :D

    Imogen a friend of mine who was recently on EP told me this story by e-mail the other night. A true story and  funny, with her permission I thought it was worth sharing. I have changed her family's names for privacy. The story revolves around a holiday her family and she had...
    welshbabe welshbabe 46-50, F 8 Responses Jun 5, 2011

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    Me and my brother have an inside Christmas card

    joke. One year he gave me a "get well "card and crossed the words "get well" and hand written " merry Christmas". The next year I crossed my name and his signature off the card , added his name and my signature and sent the same card back to him. It has been 9 years. Every year...
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F Dec 11, 2013

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    Daddy Never Figured It Out - And Mom Never Told Him

    Holidays were miserable in my early childhood. Daddy drank like a fish in those days, and most liquor stores and beverage outlets were closed on them. My father would stop at one before coming home the night before and load up with whiskey and beer so he wouldn't run out. I don...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 3 Responses Aug 8, 2013

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    Dear Santa, This year I wish

    for a fat bank account and a skinny body. Let's not confuse the two this time.
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 12, 2013

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    Darn Cats!

    We always have a problem with the christmas tree and our cats! Well... one particular christmas eve, we had finished decorating the tree and headed for bed. All of a sudden, we heard glass shattering! We rushed downstairs and the cats were hanging in the tree, tossing the class...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 25, 2008

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    Oh Brother....

    We were all sitting around telling stories and my cousin's girlfriend, who worked at a feed store then, started talking about how many cameltoes she saw in a day. my family has a sense of humor that revolves around bodily functions and the toilet. another time at that same...
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 24, 2008

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    Pickle Ornaments & Shakin' Trees

    My dad and his parents, my nanny and bupa, growing up had a tradition every Christmas where they had a plastic green pickle decoration hanging inside the deep thick branches on the tree and every Christmas whoever found the pickle got a extra something gift like prize. I asked...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 12, 2012

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    Life Is a Party!

    New Years' of 2000 was probably one of the most funniest and dance-crazed moments I can ever remember. My parents wanted this party to abe  moment to last, so two days after one of greatest event in history was when we threw the party. I was 7 years old at the time and...
    alixfreak3 alixfreak3 16-17, M 1 Response May 24, 2009

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    100.) I woke today very bored. Sitting in my house with nothing to do and found this experience and thought it will kill sometime. 99.) I grew in a small town just outside of...
    tornsin tornsin 31-35, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    0. Because computer programmers do that. 1. I'm a good listener 2. I forgive easily 3. I want to **** with people's minds 4. I speak my mind 5. I love silence 6. I love youth 7. I...
    neekto neekto 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 9

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    There are probably a few things that anyone should know before they try to add me. -I probably won't add you back. Reason being, I can't just be friends with random people. If you...
    Unbeholden Unbeholden 18-21, M Mar 30

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    This world, my heart, my soul. Things that I don't know. The icicles they grow. They never let me go. Scars are left as proof. But tears they soak on through. Things I've done. My...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 11

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    Filling out these surveys is helping me not think about the bullies of my yesteryears. :) Name five latest favorite songs: 1. Fight Song by Rachel Platten 2. Feel The Light by...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F Apr 6

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    There's so much I want to share. So much crap has happened to me these past few years. I'm hoping someone can learn from my mistakes, or give me advice if they have been through...
    PurplePrincessVT PurplePrincessVT 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 19

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    The one thing I enjoyed today, Was family. I truly enjoyed time with my family today and as nice as it was to see them, It dawned on me.. How families can disconnect yet stay so...
    MisssValentine MisssValentine 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 11

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    Couldn't think of 50 things by myself so i found these 50 questions 👌👏 1: What would you name your future daughter? Trinity Jade . 2: Do you miss anyone? Yes 😫 3...
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 13-15, F Apr 15

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    I Will Give You My Heart You can have my heart it's yours as long as you keep it new and never abuse If you ever leave me Things may change along the way Shall I miss you...
    ApacheKuruk ApacheKuruk 46-50, M Apr 17

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    The Strokes - Under Control  I don't want to waste your time,I don't want to waste your time.I just want to say -I've got to say,We worked hard, darlingWe don't have no...
    AltF4 AltF4 22-25, M Apr 19

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    I love poetry, and its been a while since ive read some but ive always like the "how do I love thee" style of mockery. Although its dark, it didnt quite fit in any of the dark...
    lass1 lass1 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 29

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    Until you heal the wounds of your past, you are going to bleed. You can bandage the bleeding with food, with alcohol, with drugs, with work, with cigarettes, with sex; but...
    MatureBabe MatureBabe 56-60, F 4 Responses Apr 13

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    "The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that's not the one. When you meet your "soul mate" you'll feel calm. No anxiety...
    fallensparrow fallensparrow 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 18

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    The Strokes - Someday  In many ways, they'll miss the good old daysSomeday, somedayYeah, it hurts to say, but I want you to staySometimes, sometimesWhen we was young, oh man...
    AltF4 AltF4 22-25, M Apr 19

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    Place your hand over your heart. Do you feel it? That is called purpose. You’re alive for a reason so don’t ever give up. The person who completes suicide, dies once. Those...
    ArtLover01 ArtLover01 66-70, F Apr 19

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    "My Favourite Game" The Cardigans I don't know what you're looking for you haven't found it baby, that's for sure You rip me up and spread me all around in the dust of the deed of...
    Juri0902 Juri0902 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    Me, now you. Add your selfies to this post.
    janedoee04 janedoee04 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 8

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    No one is gonna remember you. Most of the people around will say exactly what I said "ok so what? He is dead, we don't care!" I want you to see the truth, like I saw it long time...
    DawnSahour DawnSahour 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 19

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    I've noticed that many people have different priorities when it comes to managing their funds. I just want to share how I spent my first salary before I forget it again. In short...
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 day ago

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    I know this is not an Islamic Quote but it does express the feelings  that the majority of us are feeling and it rings and hold to the TRUTH Thank you for your...
    Shangem Shangem 41-45, F Apr 12

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    張宇 - 雨一直下Phil Chang - Rain Keep FaillingI will post a translation soon. Meanwhile, enjoy!  Rain keep failling, atmosphere not so good, under the same roof,you...
    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 2 Responses Apr 17

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    I want to get the most out of EP as I can, and I think writing in this group will help. If you have stumbled on my profile and think I'm interesting, that's cool, we might become...
    FindMeIrresistible FindMeIrresistible 18-21 2 Responses a week ago

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    Any guys want too share pics of there girl or wife? I will too
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 1

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    Without your need my want goes wasted. I want your mind, your thoughts, your body. I want you to need that. The more you need me the stronger my want for you. Ride my lightning...
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 27

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    Dear Older Me, don't ever let yourself stray from who you are. I want you to keep your head high and stay dedicated to what you love. Don't let others tell you how to live your...
    Kivaria Kivaria 13-15, F Apr 7

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    If You Forget MeI want you to knowone thing.You know how this is:if I lookat the crystal moon, at the red branchof the slow autumn at my window,if I touchnear the firethe...
    helena2111 helena2111 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    For me I'd say smart, sweet, funny, confident, weird, wild, loyal, open-minded, ambitious, optimistic, and friendly. How would you describe yourself?
    BlackMagicAttack BlackMagicAttack 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 29

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    I really don't. I am not interested in what you have to say if it's just leading up to you asking if I want to see your man berries.
    TickleMeCell TickleMeCell 16-17, T 2 Responses Mar 30

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    Ladies, please. I don't want to see your boobs! Cover them stuff up! Thanks. We have no right to tell men to pull up their pants if we can't even keep our boobies in check.
    HigherCalling HigherCalling 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 6

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