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I Want You to Share Your Most Funniest Holiday Stories

Do you have a funny holiday story to share? A funny relative that ruins your holiday or makes the holidays worse for you by saying or doing the wrong thing? Share your story with us. 25 People

    Oh Brother....

    We were all sitting around telling stories and my cousin's girlfriend, who worked at a feed store then, started talking about how many cameltoes she saw in a day. my family has a sense of humor that revolves around bodily functions and the toilet. another time at that same...
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 24, 2008

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    Last night I went to a work Christmas party in

    one if the best Steakhouses in LA. My coworker a vegetarian had a salad. I remembered a saying I heard a while ago. I shared with the group "Coming to a steakhouse and asking for a salad is like going to a brothel asking for a hug. :) "
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Daddy Never Figured It Out - And Mom Never Told Him

    Holidays were miserable in my early childhood. Daddy drank like a fish in those days, and most liquor stores and beverage outlets were closed on them. My father would stop at one before coming home the night before and load up with whiskey and beer so he wouldn't run out. I don...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 3 Responses Aug 8, 2013

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    Life Is a Party!

    New Years' of 2000 was probably one of the most funniest and dance-crazed moments I can ever remember. My parents wanted this party to abe  moment to last, so two days after one of greatest event in history was when we threw the party. I was 7 years old at the time and...
    alixfreak3 alixfreak3 16-17, M 1 Response May 24, 2009

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    Darn Cats!

    We always have a problem with the christmas tree and our cats! Well... one particular christmas eve, we had finished decorating the tree and headed for bed. All of a sudden, we heard glass shattering! We rushed downstairs and the cats were hanging in the tree, tossing the class...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 25, 2008

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    Don't Really Have One...

    I don't really have a funny holiday story, as the holidays for me, are unlike most people's.
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 12 Responses Nov 24, 2008

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    If my mother got a Christmas card from someone

    not on her list, she would immediately fill out a card to that person and sent it. When I was out of town, I would get a name and address out of the phone book and made sure my mom got a Christmas card from them. I would include a note about how the family was doing. She would...
    alittlefun53NC alittlefun53NC 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 12, 2014

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    A Very Funny Holiday Experience!!! Lol :D

    Imogen a friend of mine who was recently on EP told me this story by e-mail the other night. A true story and  funny, with her permission I thought it was worth sharing. I have changed her family's names for privacy. The story revolves around a holiday her family and she had...
    welshbabe welshbabe 46-50, F 8 Responses Jun 5, 2011

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    My Funniest and Most Fun

    I love halloween and always have a "graveyard" in my front yard.  I have plywood gravestones and make dummies to lay around the graveyard.  I have a voice activated skeleton that laughs and screams when one make any noise close to it.  Lots of fun...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Nov 25, 2008

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    Pickle Ornaments & Shakin' Trees

    My dad and his parents, my nanny and bupa, growing up had a tradition every Christmas where they had a plastic green pickle decoration hanging inside the deep thick branches on the tree and every Christmas whoever found the pickle got a extra something gift like prize. I asked...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 12, 2012

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    Dear Santa, This year I wish

    for a fat bank account and a skinny body. Let's not confuse the two this time.
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 12, 2013

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    Me and my brother have an inside Christmas card

    joke. One year he gave me a "get well "card and crossed the words "get well" and hand written " merry Christmas". The next year I crossed my name and his signature off the card , added his name and my signature and sent the same card back to him. It has been 9 years. Every year...
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F Dec 11, 2013

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    Alright, so, this is an updated version. For one, since I cannot say this enough it seems, I am younger than 18. If that bothers you, you can block me. So many others have already...
    RhinosaurusRex RhinosaurusRex 18-21, F 8 Responses a week ago

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    This is an abstract concept that I've written about my thoughts, which I'm going to turn into a song. And before you judge it, I would like to tell you that I just finished this...
    DarkLoser DarkLoser 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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    Ok, so here goes. If you are no stranger to my stories you might already know some of these facts about me. But if you are new to this site or just came across me and my story at...
    violet1698 violet1698 31-35, F 6 days ago

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    You Are Compassionate to Yourself You see yourself as a caring and warm person. You need to love and be loved. You think other people see you as kind, gentle, and cooperative...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F 10 hrs ago

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    Life Lessons - by Jason Wachob 1. "You can't connect the dots going forward; you can only connect them looking backward." Steve Jobs was right on the money with this one. There...
    imurfriend imurfriend 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    Become A Better, More Positive You 1. Say affirmations every day until they sink in and resonate within every cell of your being. Sure, they may sound ridiculous initially, but...
    imurfriend imurfriend 26-30, F Feb 14

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    I want you to feel safe and secure. I want you to feel warm and cared for. I want you to know I'm thinking of you. I want you to do the things I like. I want you to enjoy the...
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M Feb 20

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    Hello everyone.. You can call me 'purplemystery'.. Or anything you'd like, it doesn't matter to me really lol. I'd to tell anyone who's reading this, is that .. This account isn't...
    purplemystery purplemystery 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    Why the hell would I ever tell any of my friends about EP, or any of my written works on here, I mean seriously, this place is perfect with the cloak of anonymity that it provides...
    CheetoX CheetoX 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    facebook Spirit Science and Metaphysics>Category: Education websiteWebsite: http://Spiritscienceandmetaphysics.comWelcome to Spirit Science and Metaphysics, a Facebook page that...
    awsome2 awsome2 18-21, M a week ago

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    I have an updated list!!:) Here goes (in no particular order): 1. Close Your Eyes by Parmalee 2. All You Had To Do Was Stay by Taylor Swift 3. Dark Horse by Katy...
    RubyLane RubyLane 41-45, F 2 days ago

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    Happiness is a state of mind. Your only as happy as your mind will allow. Sometimes someone comes into your life that curves your thinking into a happy place within yourself. That...
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 5

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    Murder isn't easy But when you do it once, You can do it a million times Take a million lives Sellin dope is easy But when you get caught, ask yourself can you do your time Or...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 8

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    you know ive had problems smoking and cutting back and going cold turkey, anyways i am proud to say today is the first time in, a long ******* time, that i havent smoked all day...
    Floo64 Floo64 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 19

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    There used to be a great void deep inside me and I'd come to EP to try and fill that void. For over two years I've had many temporary highs but even greater lows. The void I tried...
    mguinm mguinm 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 21

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    They say the word "Love" exists in all languages and I think that's wonderful. I can't count the times I have been asked to define love. How does one define love ? I can come up...
    MissisWolf MissisWolf 41-45, F a week ago

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    I watched a tv korean drama today, and I got to like one of the OSTs. Just want to share it here. Does anyone heard of this song? It's Cross My Mind by Twin Forks. I am unable to...
    anonymaes anonymaes 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I wanted to share this :) :)
    xForgottenOne xForgottenOne 18-21, F Feb 17

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    Just wanted to share this cause it's very true. We all need to be more understanding.
    MsiBlackDahlia MsiBlackDahlia 18-21 Feb 17

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    I want to share with a worthy / special person. I can't keep it inside long enough.
    Cloud644 Cloud644 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 21

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    "You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You...
    Zelaleme Zelaleme 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    I'm not a horrible person... That said - keep in mind that I am, in fact, a monster, born of experience and pain. If I haven't added you to my circle, I either don't like you or I...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 2 Responses a week ago

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    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me...
    PapaFranku PapaFranku 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 9

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    Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Although I feel that every day is valentine's Day with you. You make me feel beautiful. You love me a little more every day.I know next Valentine's we...
    lovemylife2210 lovemylife2210 26-30, F Feb 13

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    I truly want to hear your voice after speaking to you for so many months! It's scary because I wonder every singe day what it sounds Ike and I wonder if it is what I had always...
    Kevin444 Kevin444 18-21, M Feb 18

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    I want you, but why don't you want me. I want you to know I'm always thinking of you, but you don't want me to. I want you to know I'll always be there for you always helping you...
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    As he wipes the sleep from his heavy eyes,he says" You are the most beautiful women in the world".
    orchidangel orchidangel 41-45, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I have a dad who, more or less at times. Always have been rather anxious, causious, nervous, poor self-image, slightly depressive. Mom even somewhat the same, tho differently...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    My heart knows what no words can say, it knows only you and your smile.
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 4

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    just sitting here thinking about my life and the baby's life and how its gonna be. im a little nervous and very excited at the same time. can you imagine your little bundle of joy...
    ThatOneSomaliGirl ThatOneSomaliGirl 13-15, F 4 Responses Feb 7