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I Want You to Share Your Most Funniest Holiday Stories

Do you have a funny holiday story to share? A funny relative that ruins your holiday or makes the holidays worse for you by saying or doing the wrong thing? Share your story with us. 27 People

    Daddy Never Figured It Out - And Mom Never Told Him

    Holidays were miserable in my early childhood. Daddy drank like a fish in those days, and most liquor stores and beverage outlets were closed on them. My father would stop at one before coming home the night before and load up with whiskey and beer so he wouldn't run out. I don...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 3 Responses Aug 8, 2013

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    Life Is a Party!

    New Years' of 2000 was probably one of the most funniest and dance-crazed moments I can ever remember. My parents wanted this party to abe  moment to last, so two days after one of greatest event in history was when we threw the party. I was 7 years old at the time and...
    alixfreak3 alixfreak3 16-17, M 1 Response May 24, 2009

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    If my mother got a Christmas card from someone

    not on her list, she would immediately fill out a card to that person and sent it. When I was out of town, I would get a name and address out of the phone book and made sure my mom got a Christmas card from them. I would include a note about how the family was doing. She would...
    alittlefun53NC alittlefun53NC 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 12, 2014

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    My Funniest and Most Fun

    I love halloween and always have a "graveyard" in my front yard.  I have plywood gravestones and make dummies to lay around the graveyard.  I have a voice activated skeleton that laughs and screams when one make any noise close to it.  Lots of fun...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Nov 25, 2008

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    Me and my brother have an inside Christmas card

    joke. One year he gave me a "get well "card and crossed the words "get well" and hand written " merry Christmas". The next year I crossed my name and his signature off the card , added his name and my signature and sent the same card back to him. It has been 9 years. Every year...
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F Dec 11, 2013

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    Pickle Ornaments & Shakin' Trees

    My dad and his parents, my nanny and bupa, growing up had a tradition every Christmas where they had a plastic green pickle decoration hanging inside the deep thick branches on the tree and every Christmas whoever found the pickle got a extra something gift like prize. I asked...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 12, 2012

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    Don't Really Have One...

    I don't really have a funny holiday story, as the holidays for me, are unlike most people's.
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 12 Responses Nov 24, 2008

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    A Very Funny Holiday Experience!!! Lol :D

    Imogen a friend of mine who was recently on EP told me this story by e-mail the other night. A true story and  funny, with her permission I thought it was worth sharing. I have changed her family's names for privacy. The story revolves around a holiday her family and she had...
    welshbabe welshbabe 46-50, F 8 Responses Jun 5, 2011

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    Dear Santa, This year I wish

    for a fat bank account and a skinny body. Let's not confuse the two this time.
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 12, 2013

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    Oh Brother....

    We were all sitting around telling stories and my cousin's girlfriend, who worked at a feed store then, started talking about how many cameltoes she saw in a day. my family has a sense of humor that revolves around bodily functions and the toilet. another time at that same...
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 24, 2008

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    Last night I went to a work Christmas party in

    one if the best Steakhouses in LA. My coworker a vegetarian had a salad. I remembered a saying I heard a while ago. I shared with the group "Coming to a steakhouse and asking for a salad is like going to a brothel asking for a hug. :) "
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Darn Cats!

    We always have a problem with the christmas tree and our cats! Well... one particular christmas eve, we had finished decorating the tree and headed for bed. All of a sudden, we heard glass shattering! We rushed downstairs and the cats were hanging in the tree, tossing the class...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 25, 2008

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    I thought I should mention this. Again. Before you add me to your circle or send me a message, please read my experiences or stories or both of it. If you find something you can...
    mishale80 mishale80 31-35, F Mar 13

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    Without your need my want goes wasted. I want your mind, your thoughts, your body. I want you to need that. The more you need me the stronger my want for you. Ride my lightning...
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    Life Lessons - by Jason Wachob 1. "You can't connect the dots going forward; you can only connect them looking backward." Steve Jobs was right on the money with this one. There...
    imurfriend imurfriend 26-30, F Feb 28

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    I’m not gonna let Satan win for years he kept me silenced over this well look out now it’s my turn.By keeping silenced and not sharing this he would win me over but not any...
    rsccandel rsccandel 61-65, M 1 Response Mar 4

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    “Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they...
    imurfriend imurfriend 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 6

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    Hello everyone.. You can call me 'purplemystery'.. Or anything you'd like, it doesn't matter to me really lol. I'd to tell anyone who's reading this, is that .. This account isn't...
    purplemystery purplemystery 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 1

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    Communication! One of the most difficult disciplines of interaction between human beings. That be strangers, friends or loved ones. Dialogue is defined as one of the most perfect...
    TheOneYouDontWantToKnow TheOneYouDontWantToKnow 41-45, F 5 Responses Mar 11

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    12 Truths About Defensive Behavior - BY LINDA CARROLL Here are 12 truths about defensiveness — what it is and why it happens — that can help us better understand this self...
    imurfriend imurfriend 26-30, F Mar 5

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    Okay darlin's ... one more time. I send soft breezes to all along with love, light and all things good. You're probably one of the most fabulous people on the planet. I celebrate...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 6 Responses Mar 11

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    I will never be a Bridezilla type of bride. I feel like while the wedding is about the two people getting married, that you should be mindful of the other people in and out of the...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F Mar 13

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    1 ignorance 2 people who are unnecessarily rude 3 those rich kids that brag about all the things they got from their parents ( you can brag when you earned it yourself) 4 people...
    shaunrain shaunrain 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    Lol, I REALLY wanted to share this, this is the best thing I've learned in a classroom like all year, or my life! Ok, so I'm in my civics class, and my teacher, he's at his desk...
    SweetcakesJr SweetcakesJr 13-15, F Mar 5

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    I have an updated list!!:) Here goes (in no particular order): 1. Close Your Eyes by Parmalee 2. All You Had To Do Was Stay by Taylor Swift 3. Dark Horse by Katy...
    RubyLane RubyLane 41-45, F Mar 1

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    Kids want to be in the middle of everything... This site is no exception. It's called experience project. Kids don't have enough experience to warrant their giving adults advice...
    dandylion7 dandylion7 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 5

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    I am so excited I want to share it with the world...and I have already on my facebook wall. I feel this givese bragging rights as a proud mom. I just wanted to share. I am an...
    mamabutterfly mamabutterfly 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 6

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    So this is Day 2 post-op. I'm in pain but I keep remembering I'm alive and the gravity of the situation that led Me to this situation. I was sexually assaulted, had my drink spiked...
    Anubis111 Anubis111 22-25, T 1 Response Mar 5

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    Hello there! :) Actually, I should be studying our lessons on one subject. However, what all I do is to surf the net..haha Right now, I'm feeling happy even though nothing strange...
    19htiaf 19htiaf 18-21, F Mar 5

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    1. I never have the patience to read "I want to share 10/15 facts about me"
    paliglass paliglass 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    Love is a mystery filled with sick history but my heart still has a century to find real true chemistry But i only want you sadly you don't want me too so I'm stuck feeling...
    Nylaevon Nylaevon 16-17, F Mar 6

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    If you are suicidal, please get help if you can't find help within yourself. But, please, do not seek help from your teenage friends, especially if they struggle with their own...
    junipersun21 junipersun21 18-21, F Mar 12

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    You are the very piece that makes me whole. Two souls melded into one. Time merely stands still when your heart touches mine. I am utterly mesmerized by you and all that you are...
    Loverofpeace Loverofpeace 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 19

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    Trying to find, You left me lost. I just want you home now. I know I'll see you again but I can't wait forever. I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait anymore, baby. I can't...
    SunGun SunGun 16-17 1 day ago

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    You Are Compassionate to Yourself You see yourself as a caring and warm person. You need to love and be loved. You think other people see you as kind, gentle, and cooperative...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 22-25, F Mar 3

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    well I am not a military girlfriend. but I am a Marine Soldiers Fiance. and he is only in basic training now. so he still has a whole 4 years. but I can say one thing lady's if...
    wondersofthelife wondersofthelife 16-17, F 3 Responses Mar 5

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    know that you are not what others think of you, nor what they say you are. you are beyond the superficial, you are more than the disappointment and hurt you feel. i know that you...
    Dewms Dewms 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 17

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    Your a piece of me a piece of my mind. Growing together through the sands of time. I say your name and you know your mine. The tone of my voice the whisper in your ear, giving...
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 18

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    WilddBlaccBerry WilddBlaccBerry 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I have a dad who, more or less at times. Always have been rather anxious, causious, nervous, poor self-image, slightly depressive. Mom even somewhat the same, tho differently...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Feb 28

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    Please , once again DO NOT send me your penis pics .. I dont want to see your c** shots or etc ' Neither .. I can not stand it , its very annoying after awhile ESPECIALLY when its...
    WilddBlaccBerry WilddBlaccBerry 22-25, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    this goes out to everyone who has low self esteem or if you consider yourself a failure think about this when you were a *****, you were one of 100000000000 sperms, and you were...
    OccultumLapidem OccultumLapidem 22-25, M