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    A'ight, Lets Do This.

    I saw a spider it looked like it was moving its leg back and forth ************. I found a pair of yellow thongs and a bra in a ditch today while I was walking so someone totally ****** in the ditch. I dont' know if it's been a minute yet but Ima keep going cuz my hands wont stop...
    ScottyIsaDinosaurMotherfuckers ScottyIsaDinosaurMotherfuckers 22-25, M Sep 4, 2011

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    One time a butt cheek went to a museum,

    he was sad because he smelled bad. Some other butt cheeks cheered him up because they also smelled bad. So in the end they were all stinky together..... I need help.....
    saboosa1 saboosa1 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    Ok...here We Go.

    321It's 9:48 and my dog is snoring, he constantly sleeps, i forgot to turn the pool off. It was hot today, purple little penguins make santa happy, hummmmmm what to write, ok, still going. Eggs are round, cubes are pointy. I'm still typing, i hate murder mystery shows, my grandma...
    CreateTVT CreateTVT 22-25 Sep 3, 2011

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    Reverse Psychology

    So many of my circle members are angry because they have just realized the internet isn't as safe as they once believed. People are using their thoughts to make money. Capitalism at its finest. Yes, the accepted plagiarism. If you state it, it will be shared out of context...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 Jul 7, 2013

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    1 Minute

    Tick Tock the clock goes in the background. The radio is playing also in changing varities of music making you sway. The cars zoom past outside, the sun shines down and i stare around my room looking at nothing. Night will come eventually and the stars will shine. Thoughts zoom...
    RememberMee RememberMee 13-15, F Sep 4, 2011

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    I Am Captured

    The sky is crying. It mimics my sorrow. It is 9:00pm now and I am still waiting for some answer. I am left with doubt. Grief. Fear. I want to scream, but have nothing left to give. I am on my knees once again, begging. This time I am not begging for myself. I am begging for you...
    LadyInquire LadyInquire 22-25, F Oct 2, 2011

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    Well... I Think I Will Go Write That Story

    I have written that story  since August of this year. I think I have great ideas about that story.  So I'm going to write it before I forget it. 
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Oct 6, 2011

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    Neutrality Leaves A Lot To Be Desired

    I think my accent, as fine as it is, is just that an accent. It is not my own voice. It is not my natural voice. I have spent so long trying to cultivate a neutral accent that I literally am not surprised at the million of hybrid accents I am able to put on at will and on a whim...
    behoove behoove 26-30, F Nov 16, 2011

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    Just A Thought.

    If time is money, then does that mean an ATM is a time machine? RAINBOWS!!
    Danialle Danialle 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 22, 2013

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    Chose This Group Because I Don't Want To Dwell On It Longer Than One Minute

    I've had many friends tell me their new years resolutions and ask what mine are.  My resolution is the same as last year and not a resolution at all since I have no control over it.  I guess I have a new years hope.  I want my daughter another year.  I have to accept her...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 1, 2012

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    Spanish is a wierd subject.

    How about Latin. Idk what I'm typing so I'm just typing lol. And I have an amazing girlfriend and she is beautiful and we have "online sex" and she loves me and I love her and yeah and I'm watching the movie jimanji and I have an Instagram and Facebook but you ******* can't be...
    jpeace2462 jpeace2462 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    If You Want To See A Beautiful Women, Look At Her Heart

    Setting the timer....and....goI just felt compelled to say a great big thank you to the women here on EP who took me in and befriended me with such open arms.  You know who you are so for the countless laughs you give me every day, for lifting my spirits, for our honest...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 30, 2012

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    The Timer Has Started... Now!

    He sat alone in his office, door closed.The dull screen in front of him illuminated his face, casting harsh shadow's across his face as he scrolled quickly down another email. He read the words but they had little meaning, his mind wasn't there.The fluorescent light outside of...
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M Nov 22, 2011

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    I Told My Mom

    I put the bacon in the washer machine and pray. I save someone's life by picking my nose. I give my cat a shower and my heart float as the sky ate me, I shower myself and sleep, afterwards I make sweet love to myself with my shadow and...we went to Jareds and stole candy from a...
    NoLifeOnEP NoLifeOnEP 22-25, M Nov 6, 2011

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    Waves

    The beat of the music settles and rises, settles and rises. My thoughts wonders, a distant memory washes up on the shores of my mind. I try and piece it together. I soon realize that the memory isn't a memory at all, it is but a dream that was lost long ago. I stare at it...
    LadyInquire LadyInquire 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2011

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    Ok...

    I'm so freaked out by something i just saw/heard damn that's disturbing oh sweet my hamster came out from his nest im wondering if im going to wear that fugly colored gray dress to homecoming tomorrow night ya my sister is staying overnight at a friends probably maybe it will be...
    HaleyBloodRedRose1995 HaleyBloodRedRose1995 18-21, F Oct 6, 2011

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    Inspired

    I woke up this morning with a smile on my face, the phone ringing and a clock-face showing that I was awake much later than I should have been. What happened to the alarm hey. But I knew immediately that it was set to be a marvellous day. That is the thing with triumphs, they...
    behoove behoove 26-30, F Nov 16, 2011

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    Here Goes

    I came on EP to look for the procrastination group. Found it and read stories but I didn't write my own story 'cause guess what I'm procrastinating on that. Procrastination will be the death of me. I have no idea how am I going to do the stuff I'm supposed to do in this time...
    cityonfire cityonfire 26-30, F Dec 21, 2011

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    Typical American You stand in line after line after line after line to be ******** searched and robbed. You asked for this. You are waiting for some type of epiphany as if the...
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    I you're messaging me about stories from 2012-2013. DON'T, they are old stories and don't have any significant relation to how I am as a person now. if you message me with out a...
    RavenRena17 RavenRena17 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 26

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    Dear 18 year-old Jasmin, I hope that you've gotten your poo together 'cause if you still haven't, try harder. As of this time, your still awake pass your bedtime but it's okay...
    imjustateenager imjustateenager 13-15, F Sep 5

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    We’ve been within the businessof producing limestone walls and retaining walls in Perth for 20 years.In that point we’ve developed a professionalism and high-quality...
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    Can't everything just reset to like it was when I first signed on here? : ( Unfortunately it can't. Most people here are relentless in their hate, arrogance, rudeness and trolling...
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    On a perfect date, my date would show up at my door on a warm summer day at noon, with a bunch of beautiful tulips. He'd say a quick hello to my parents and we'd be off. I'd wear a...
    ChelseaMonroe ChelseaMonroe 22-25, F Sep 4

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    Monday. Arbys. Chicken 4 dinner. Warm pepsi exploded in my hand damaging hearing for 5 minutes.
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    I read something sad today from a friend who is now in a similar situation as i was this time last year and my heart goes out to her. As it was a time when i myself felt so very...
    lilreddress lilreddress 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 31

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    Life is about making choices...each time you choose something you are leaving aside other things...same happens with people, when you choose someone you leave aside others. I...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 7 Responses Aug 22

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    Hello Katie and Sarah (apop) Just a quick concept to mention thanks for all the information you've got specified us absolute confidence was at any time a challenge and answered...
    Cameronzpg2937 Cameronzpg2937 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 24

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    Lost~ I want you like the still water reflects the moon Perfectly capturing her essence and light I love you, every part I have beheld And I want to know more, everything Unwrap...
    Aurinne Aurinne 36-40, F Aug 27

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    One key thing people need to know: Yes, I am gay. Understand that this does not mean, if I add you and you're a male, that I want your D. It will almost universally mean that I've...
    chubbystringbean chubbystringbean 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 31

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    I wrote this today, I just want your opinions and tips. Spending all your time daydreaming Wishing every second you were leaving To let lose and escape Come with me and forget...
    Kirerhor Kirerhor 18-21 Sep 8

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    I created this group as a spin off and to compliment the 'Read Before Adding Me' group. So, please do read this before considering messaging me: Check my profile, if we have...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F Aug 20

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    If you find out you are no longer in my circle of friends...ask yourself when was the last time you wrote to me or interacted with me, don't ask ME ... I know we are all busy and...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 30

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    I am terminally single ...no one even gives me a second look ...I can do most things myself but that doesn't mean I want to be alone for my whole life... I feel like I have to...
    Steph9598 Steph9598 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 31

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    This cartoon girl in my avatar looks pretty much like me. Cant I get a break? I don't send out my pics anymore. Don't worry, you'll live. I got tired of people always asking for a...
    caramelcuteness caramelcuteness 26-30, F Sep 5

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    Ten ten-Word Stories About Isis in the Desert Storms ________________ ISIS captured us, shots rang out, sand enveloped the encampment. In that moment, in the wasteland, our fate...
    flipper1966 flipper1966 56-60, M Sep 7

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    Voices murmur, “Help. Help us.” They are the forgotten ones.
    flipper1966 flipper1966 56-60, M 1 Response Sep 8

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    A photographer wanted me to pose for him. He was an artist and his pictures were very classy, we eventually ended up in a sexual relationship over FaceTime and phone. The sad thing...
    Ashtyn18 Ashtyn18 18-21, F 6 Responses Sep 9

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    Latley your all I think about.. Then I feel down because we will NEVER be together. Its hard seeing your face because i don't want anything as badly as I want you.
    Skyhigh95 Skyhigh95 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I am NOT here to discuss religion. I am NOT here to argue about anyone's FAITH. I AM HERE for one simple reason. Since my childhood days, I have always dreamt of having a...
    CoolDad59 CoolDad59 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 21

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    I'm finding it hard to separate what I want from what's best for you. There's nothing I want more than for you to recover. I want you to see me graduate, and become successful...
    RuxpinCA RuxpinCA 26-30, M Aug 23

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    Hey guys...I'm thinking of starting a YouTube channel!! I'm doing an ask partlylegal so I want you guys to ask me questions !! ❤️
    PartlyLegal PartlyLegal 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    Repost of my disclaimer: Please feel free to add me if you are looking for someone interesting. I don't care if you are male female or other. In fact I believe diversity is good as...
    Kingshelman Kingshelman 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 26

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    What if I die now as I am writing this for you. I want you to know, I loved you all this time and Now. I love you. I do not believe anything they say about you. I am not worried...
    BlueMah BlueMah 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 2

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    I love being asked questions. I want you to ask me questions as in how many people I've slept with and so on
    summerp01 summerp01 18-21, F 9 Responses Sep 2

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    i want you to ask me any question,i will answer all questions so ask away i couldnt be more bored
    antoneli antoneli 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 3

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    I want you to ask me questions. Go on. Ask away.
    nicoleACA nicoleACA 22-25, F 7 Responses Sep 5

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