I Want You To Type Randomly For One Minute

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    Here Goes

    I came on EP to look for the procrastination group. Found it and read stories but I didn't write my own story 'cause guess what I'm procrastinating on that. Procrastination will be the death of me. I have no idea how am I going to do the stuff I'm supposed to do in this time...
    cityonfire cityonfire
    26-30, F
    Dec 21, 2011

    One time a little grasshopper was bouncing

    through the thick green blades and came across a tiny little any struggling to carry a crumb of bread on his back. "Gee, you look like you could use some help!" Said the grasshopper. "I sure could" cried the little ant. The grasshopper looked at the ant and smiled as he gently...
    CombatBarbie CombatBarbie
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Oct 7, 2014

    Spanish is a wierd subject.

    How about Latin. Idk what I'm typing so I'm just typing lol. And I have an amazing girlfriend and she is beautiful and we have "online sex" and she loves me and I love her and yeah and I'm watching the movie jimanji and I have an Instagram and Facebook but you ******* can't be...
    jpeace2462 jpeace2462
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jul 22, 2014


    I'm so freaked out by something i just saw/heard damn that's disturbing oh sweet my hamster came out from his nest im wondering if im going to wear that fugly colored gray dress to homecoming tomorrow night ya my sister is staying overnight at a friends probably maybe it will be...
    deleted deleted
    Oct 6, 2011


    The beat of the music settles and rises, settles and rises. My thoughts wonders, a distant memory washes up on the shores of my mind. I try and piece it together. I soon realize that the memory isn't a memory at all, it is but a dream that was lost long ago. I stare at it...
    LadyInquire LadyInquire
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 23, 2011

    1 Minute

    Tick Tock the clock goes in the background. The radio is playing also in changing varities of music making you sway. The cars zoom past outside, the sun shines down and i stare around my room looking at nothing. Night will come eventually and the stars will shine. Thoughts zoom...
    RememberMee RememberMee
    13-15, F
    Sep 4, 2011

    Just A Thought.

    If time is money, then does that mean an ATM is a time machine? RAINBOWS!!
    Danialle Danialle
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 22, 2013

    Reverse Psychology

    So many of my circle members are angry because they have just realized the internet isn't as safe as they once believed. People are using their thoughts to make money. Capitalism at its finest. Yes, the accepted plagiarism. If you state it, it will be shared out of context...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique
    Jul 7, 2013

    Chose This Group Because I Don't Want To Dwell On It Longer Than One Minute

    I've had many friends tell me their new years resolutions and ask what mine are.  My resolution is the same as last year and not a resolution at all since I have no control over it.  I guess I have a new years hope.  I want my daughter another year.  I have to accept her...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jan 1, 2012

    If You Want To See A Beautiful Women, Look At Her Heart

    Setting the timer....and....goI just felt compelled to say a great big thank you to the women here on EP who took me in and befriended me with such open arms.  You know who you are so for the countless laughs you give me every day, for lifting my spirits, for our honest...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jan 30, 2012

    I Told My Mom

    I put the bacon in the washer machine and pray. I save someone's life by picking my nose. I give my cat a shower and my heart float as the sky ate me, I shower myself and sleep, afterwards I make sweet love to myself with my shadow and...we went to Jareds and stole candy from a...
    NoLifeOnEP NoLifeOnEP
    22-25, M
    Nov 6, 2011

    I Am Captured

    The sky is crying. It mimics my sorrow. It is 9:00pm now and I am still waiting for some answer. I am left with doubt. Grief. Fear. I want to scream, but have nothing left to give. I am on my knees once again, begging. This time I am not begging for myself. I am begging for you...
    LadyInquire LadyInquire
    22-25, F
    Oct 2, 2011

    Ok...here We Go.

    321It's 9:48 and my dog is snoring, he constantly sleeps, i forgot to turn the pool off. It was hot today, purple little penguins make santa happy, hummmmmm what to write, ok, still going. Eggs are round, cubes are pointy. I'm still typing, i hate murder mystery shows, my grandma...
    CreateTVT CreateTVT
    Sep 3, 2011

    A'ight, Lets Do This.

    I saw a spider it looked like it was moving its leg back and forth ************. I found a pair of yellow thongs and a bra in a ditch today while I was walking so someone totally ****** in the ditch. I dont' know if it's been a minute yet but Ima keep going cuz my hands wont stop...
    deleted deleted
    Sep 4, 2011

    Neutrality Leaves A Lot To Be Desired

    I think my accent, as fine as it is, is just that an accent. It is not my own voice. It is not my natural voice. I have spent so long trying to cultivate a neutral accent that I literally am not surprised at the million of hybrid accents I am able to put on at will and on a whim...
    behoove behoove
    26-30, F
    Nov 16, 2011


    I woke up this morning with a smile on my face, the phone ringing and a clock-face showing that I was awake much later than I should have been. What happened to the alarm hey. But I knew immediately that it was set to be a marvellous day. That is the thing with triumphs, they...
    behoove behoove
    26-30, F
    Nov 16, 2011

    The Timer Has Started... Now!

    He sat alone in his office, door closed.The dull screen in front of him illuminated his face, casting harsh shadow's across his face as he scrolled quickly down another email. He read the words but they had little meaning, his mind wasn't there.The fluorescent light outside of...
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    Nov 22, 2011
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