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    Inspired

    I woke up this morning with a smile on my face, the phone ringing and a clock-face showing that I was awake much later than I should have been. What happened to the alarm hey. But I knew immediately that it was set to be a marvellous day. That is the thing with triumphs, they...
    behoove behoove 26-30, F Nov 16, 2011

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    Chose This Group Because I Don't Want To Dwell On It Longer Than One Minute

    I've had many friends tell me their new years resolutions and ask what mine are.  My resolution is the same as last year and not a resolution at all since I have no control over it.  I guess I have a new years hope.  I want my daughter another year.  I have to accept her...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 1, 2012

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    Waves

    The beat of the music settles and rises, settles and rises. My thoughts wonders, a distant memory washes up on the shores of my mind. I try and piece it together. I soon realize that the memory isn't a memory at all, it is but a dream that was lost long ago. I stare at it...
    LadyInquire LadyInquire 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2011

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    A'ight, Lets Do This.

    I saw a spider it looked like it was moving its leg back and forth ************. I found a pair of yellow thongs and a bra in a ditch today while I was walking so someone totally ****** in the ditch. I dont' know if it's been a minute yet but Ima keep going cuz my hands wont stop...
    ScottyIsaDinosaurMotherfuckers ScottyIsaDinosaurMotherfuckers 22-25, M Sep 4, 2011

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    One time a butt cheek went to a museum,

    he was sad because he smelled bad. Some other butt cheeks cheered him up because they also smelled bad. So in the end they were all stinky together..... I need help.....
    saboosa1 saboosa1 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    Ok...

    I'm so freaked out by something i just saw/heard damn that's disturbing oh sweet my hamster came out from his nest im wondering if im going to wear that fugly colored gray dress to homecoming tomorrow night ya my sister is staying overnight at a friends probably maybe it will be...
    HaleyBloodRedRose1995 HaleyBloodRedRose1995 18-21, F Oct 6, 2011

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    Just A Thought.

    If time is money, then does that mean an ATM is a time machine? RAINBOWS!!
    Danialle Danialle 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 22, 2013

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    One time a little grasshopper was bouncing

    through the thick green blades and came across a tiny little any struggling to carry a crumb of bread on his back. "Gee, you look like you could use some help!" Said the grasshopper. "I sure could" cried the little ant. The grasshopper looked at the ant and smiled as he gently...
    CombatBarbie CombatBarbie 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 7

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    Ok...here We Go.

    321It's 9:48 and my dog is snoring, he constantly sleeps, i forgot to turn the pool off. It was hot today, purple little penguins make santa happy, hummmmmm what to write, ok, still going. Eggs are round, cubes are pointy. I'm still typing, i hate murder mystery shows, my grandma...
    CreateTVT CreateTVT 26-30 Sep 3, 2011

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    I Told My Mom

    I put the bacon in the washer machine and pray. I save someone's life by picking my nose. I give my cat a shower and my heart float as the sky ate me, I shower myself and sleep, afterwards I make sweet love to myself with my shadow and...we went to Jareds and stole candy from a...
    NoLifeOnEP NoLifeOnEP 22-25, M Nov 6, 2011

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    Reverse Psychology

    So many of my circle members are angry because they have just realized the internet isn't as safe as they once believed. People are using their thoughts to make money. Capitalism at its finest. Yes, the accepted plagiarism. If you state it, it will be shared out of context...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 Jul 7, 2013

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    I Am Captured

    The sky is crying. It mimics my sorrow. It is 9:00pm now and I am still waiting for some answer. I am left with doubt. Grief. Fear. I want to scream, but have nothing left to give. I am on my knees once again, begging. This time I am not begging for myself. I am begging for you...
    LadyInquire LadyInquire 22-25, F Oct 2, 2011

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    Neutrality Leaves A Lot To Be Desired

    I think my accent, as fine as it is, is just that an accent. It is not my own voice. It is not my natural voice. I have spent so long trying to cultivate a neutral accent that I literally am not surprised at the million of hybrid accents I am able to put on at will and on a whim...
    behoove behoove 26-30, F Nov 16, 2011

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    Here Goes

    I came on EP to look for the procrastination group. Found it and read stories but I didn't write my own story 'cause guess what I'm procrastinating on that. Procrastination will be the death of me. I have no idea how am I going to do the stuff I'm supposed to do in this time...
    cityonfire cityonfire 26-30, F Dec 21, 2011

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    The Timer Has Started... Now!

    He sat alone in his office, door closed.The dull screen in front of him illuminated his face, casting harsh shadow's across his face as he scrolled quickly down another email. He read the words but they had little meaning, his mind wasn't there.The fluorescent light outside of...
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M Nov 22, 2011

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    Spanish is a wierd subject.

    How about Latin. Idk what I'm typing so I'm just typing lol. And I have an amazing girlfriend and she is beautiful and we have "online sex" and she loves me and I love her and yeah and I'm watching the movie jimanji and I have an Instagram and Facebook but you ******* can't be...
    jpeace2462 jpeace2462 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    If You Want To See A Beautiful Women, Look At Her Heart

    Setting the timer....and....goI just felt compelled to say a great big thank you to the women here on EP who took me in and befriended me with such open arms.  You know who you are so for the countless laughs you give me every day, for lifting my spirits, for our honest...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 30, 2012

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    Well... I Think I Will Go Write That Story

    I have written that story  since August of this year. I think I have great ideas about that story.  So I'm going to write it before I forget it. 
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Oct 6, 2011

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    1 Minute

    Tick Tock the clock goes in the background. The radio is playing also in changing varities of music making you sway. The cars zoom past outside, the sun shines down and i stare around my room looking at nothing. Night will come eventually and the stars will shine. Thoughts zoom...
    RememberMee RememberMee 13-15, F Sep 4, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    I love Halloween for one simple reason...that is to see some sexy women dress up and wear very little clothing. So if you ladies would not mind sending a picture of your costumes I...
    mn0101 mn0101 26-30, M 7 hrs ago

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    I am so conflicted right now. Agitated one minute, peaceful the next. No I do not have a psychiatric diagnosis. lol It's change. Everything's changing. I want to dig my heels in on...
    niklb niklb 41-45, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Powerful lady of the crossroads, lady of all roads, owner of the streets and the red roses. Beautiful lady that your beauty be the beauty of our roads, that your strength be the...
    rspratley rspratley 36-40, F 4 days ago

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    I have been for over 30 years.... A lot has changed....not always for the better....but nonetheless....still my sport of choice..... A friend asked me earlier....whats it all...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 4 Responses Oct 12

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    I want you to know I will not add you if I do not know you. And a 5 minute conversation is not away for me to get to know you. . . The reason I was interested in EP was to chat...
    RebekahWriter13 RebekahWriter13 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 9

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    like one minute you're here and the next your gone
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 9

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    There are many things we come across, some affect us , some just pass. Here are some of the things that left a deep impact on me and continue to influence my thoughts, words and...
    BlueTheWarrior BlueTheWarrior 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 1

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    >"Mr Heartafire, please add me to your circle." What? No "Hello!" ,"Salutations!" or "Greetings!"? As a proud canuck I will even accept a "Bonjour!";DI am flattered that you would...
    MrHeartaFire MrHeartaFire 41-45, M 3 Responses Oct 3

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    Ok, reality bites... It's so hard to find her ...!!!! :'( I feel like the prince looking for Cinderella, with only a glass shoe as a lead.. and mind you i search for every...
    Listening2us Listening2us 26-30, F Oct 9

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    I will not add you if we have had zero contact. I will not add you if your profile is full of dirty stories and experiences. You obviously have only one thing on your mind. I'm...
    GoddessAirmid GoddessAirmid 22-25, F 4 Responses Oct 17

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    Please do not send dirty pictures to me or ask if I want to see dirty pictures of you. I try to stay away from that kind of stuff, and it's been happening to me recently; I just...
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 18

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    "I will give you a talisman. Whenever you are in doubt, or when the self becomes too much with you, apply the following test. Recall the face of the poorest and the weakest man...
    sandeep080688 sandeep080688 26-30, M Oct 4

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    ~ If your initial message to me is a 'hi' or any one-word nod, I likely won't reply; I feel that if someone is interested in legitimate conversation their greeting will reflect...
    CanisCanem CanisCanem 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 12

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    “Nothing on this planet can compare with a woman’s love—it is kind and compassionate, patient and nurturing, generous and sweet and unconditional. Pure. If you are her man...
    Juspassinthru Juspassinthru 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    he knew what he wanted and he went for it
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 2 Responses Oct 1

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    Does the sight of me wanting you drive you crazy?
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 2

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    Just because I post mature/adult experiences doesn't mean I want you messaging me about it.
    LikeAPrayer LikeAPrayer 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 6

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    1) Anyone can message me and I'll reply but don't talk rubbish. 2) I'll be a nice friend to you and you can share anything to me. 3) If you are looking for dirty things, then...
    coolhappyme coolhappyme 13-15, F Oct 7

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    i mean, at least get to know my name before you are asking for a dirty pic, like really i know your hormones are acting up and stuff but dang. I mean, i do get horny at times also...
    ajgamer ajgamer 13-15, M 1 Response Oct 10

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    Rather, I want you to see this (picture) before adding me. . . picNow I love sex, but that does not mean I'm here for sex. I am not. I'm just here to express and have a good laugh...
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 13 Responses Oct 12

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    I never needed you, I wanted you, there's a difference
    margai margai 41-45, F Oct 19

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    How can a devoted family man want your erotic tenderness?
    Familymansearching Familymansearching 56-60, M 5 Responses Oct 22

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    I never thought that i'd be able to find someone that i connect to as much as i relate to you. The first time i messaged you, i didn't know how you looked for anything and to be...
    shreya242 shreya242 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    Not for how I make you feel. Not for the idea of me. Not for what I can do for you. For me. Loved for being me.
    lluvy lluvy 26-30, F 2 Responses Oct 17

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    Surely I don't want to see you troubled as to what to get me ... So... maybe a list (1) Boat ... nope ... have 2 already (2) Snow Skis ... have a set of Atomics at the ready (3...
    MaskedRascal MaskedRascal 36-40, M 10 hrs ago

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    I hate it when I can't find the remote that I need and while looking for it, I find other ones that I don't need.
    SlimTony SlimTony 22-25, M 1 hr ago

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    I want to meet new people from all different types of places and backgrounds. However, I'm very selective of the type of people I surround myself with. I was going to just add...
    SupernovaxxGirl SupernovaxxGirl 26-30, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Chelsea !1!!!!!!!! If you use the site AnswerBag.com you will know me from there also AnswerBag is a much different site to EP now again i will say for users who have never...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 7 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    Seriously, with social capacitance completely and utterly drained, what do one do? Dream on child.
    maiomeN maiomeN 16-17, F 10 hrs ago

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    Ive memorized the face and the hands of the most perfect one that ever lived