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    A'ight, Lets Do This.

    I saw a spider it looked like it was moving its leg back and forth ************. I found a pair of yellow thongs and a bra in a ditch today while I was walking so someone totally ****** in the ditch. I dont' know if it's been a minute yet but Ima keep going cuz my hands wont stop...
    ScottyIsaDinosaurMotherfuckers ScottyIsaDinosaurMotherfuckers 22-25, M Sep 4, 2011

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    I Am Captured

    The sky is crying. It mimics my sorrow. It is 9:00pm now and I am still waiting for some answer. I am left with doubt. Grief. Fear. I want to scream, but have nothing left to give. I am on my knees once again, begging. This time I am not begging for myself. I am begging for you...
    LadyInquire LadyInquire 22-25, F Oct 2, 2011

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    Here Goes

    I came on EP to look for the procrastination group. Found it and read stories but I didn't write my own story 'cause guess what I'm procrastinating on that. Procrastination will be the death of me. I have no idea how am I going to do the stuff I'm supposed to do in this time...
    cityonfire cityonfire 26-30, F Dec 21, 2011

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    If You Want To See A Beautiful Women, Look At Her Heart

    Setting the timer....and....goI just felt compelled to say a great big thank you to the women here on EP who took me in and befriended me with such open arms.  You know who you are so for the countless laughs you give me every day, for lifting my spirits, for our honest...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 30, 2012

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    Ok...here We Go.

    321It's 9:48 and my dog is snoring, he constantly sleeps, i forgot to turn the pool off. It was hot today, purple little penguins make santa happy, hummmmmm what to write, ok, still going. Eggs are round, cubes are pointy. I'm still typing, i hate murder mystery shows, my grandma...
    CreateTVT CreateTVT 22-25 Sep 3, 2011

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    Well... I Think I Will Go Write That Story

    I have written that story  since August of this year. I think I have great ideas about that story.  So I'm going to write it before I forget it. 
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Oct 6, 2011

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    The Timer Has Started... Now!

    He sat alone in his office, door closed.The dull screen in front of him illuminated his face, casting harsh shadow's across his face as he scrolled quickly down another email. He read the words but they had little meaning, his mind wasn't there.The fluorescent light outside of...
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M Nov 22, 2011

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    Chose This Group Because I Don't Want To Dwell On It Longer Than One Minute

    I've had many friends tell me their new years resolutions and ask what mine are.  My resolution is the same as last year and not a resolution at all since I have no control over it.  I guess I have a new years hope.  I want my daughter another year.  I have to accept her...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 1, 2012

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    I Told My Mom

    I put the bacon in the washer machine and pray. I save someone's life by picking my nose. I give my cat a shower and my heart float as the sky ate me, I shower myself and sleep, afterwards I make sweet love to myself with my shadow and...we went to Jareds and stole candy from a...
    NoLifeOnEP NoLifeOnEP 22-25, M Nov 6, 2011

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    Neutrality Leaves A Lot To Be Desired

    I think my accent, as fine as it is, is just that an accent. It is not my own voice. It is not my natural voice. I have spent so long trying to cultivate a neutral accent that I literally am not surprised at the million of hybrid accents I am able to put on at will and on a whim...
    behoove behoove 26-30, F Nov 16, 2011

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    Spanish is a wierd subject.

    How about Latin. Idk what I'm typing so I'm just typing lol. And I have an amazing girlfriend and she is beautiful and we have "online sex" and she loves me and I love her and yeah and I'm watching the movie jimanji and I have an Instagram and Facebook but you ******* can't be...
    jpeace2462 jpeace2462 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    1 Minute

    Tick Tock the clock goes in the background. The radio is playing also in changing varities of music making you sway. The cars zoom past outside, the sun shines down and i stare around my room looking at nothing. Night will come eventually and the stars will shine. Thoughts zoom...
    RememberMee RememberMee 13-15, F Sep 4, 2011

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    Ok...

    I'm so freaked out by something i just saw/heard damn that's disturbing oh sweet my hamster came out from his nest im wondering if im going to wear that fugly colored gray dress to homecoming tomorrow night ya my sister is staying overnight at a friends probably maybe it will be...
    HaleyBloodRedRose1995 HaleyBloodRedRose1995 18-21, F Oct 6, 2011

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    Inspired

    I woke up this morning with a smile on my face, the phone ringing and a clock-face showing that I was awake much later than I should have been. What happened to the alarm hey. But I knew immediately that it was set to be a marvellous day. That is the thing with triumphs, they...
    behoove behoove 26-30, F Nov 16, 2011

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    Reverse Psychology

    So many of my circle members are angry because they have just realized the internet isn't as safe as they once believed. People are using their thoughts to make money. Capitalism at its finest. Yes, the accepted plagiarism. If you state it, it will be shared out of context...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 Jul 7, 2013

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    Just A Thought.

    If time is money, then does that mean an ATM is a time machine? RAINBOWS!!
    Danialle Danialle 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 22, 2013

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    Waves

    The beat of the music settles and rises, settles and rises. My thoughts wonders, a distant memory washes up on the shores of my mind. I try and piece it together. I soon realize that the memory isn't a memory at all, it is but a dream that was lost long ago. I stare at it...
    LadyInquire LadyInquire 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2011

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    madamebovary86 madamebovary86 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 3

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    I you're messaging me about stories from 2012-2013. DON'T, they are old stories and don't have any significant relation to how I am as a person now. if you message me with out a...
    RavenRena17 RavenRena17 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I'm not in this site to hook up with anyone, I will not send pics nor will I want to receive them! Just want to hve respect for one another :) if you disregard this I'll pretty...
    watermelongirl watermelongirl 16-17, F Aug 6

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    Type D: Charming type Among the 4 types, your type possesses the most charming beauty. The sexy charm that you possess attracts other people's attention and helps you gain...
    marklovescoffee marklovescoffee 46-50, M Aug 6

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    My name is Domenic, and I am TAKEN. Don't message me asking if I'm flirting on your posts or whatever, because I'm in a happy relationship and I don't feel the need to flirt with...
    TheMasterMan1 TheMasterMan1 16-17, M Aug 5

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    In past times, Many of us applied search phrase stuffing of their articles, but the search engines are wise now plus they spot this and you are actually penalized for it. Web...
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    We’ve been within the businessof producing limestone walls and retaining walls in Perth for 20 years.In that point we’ve developed a professionalism and high-quality...
    Meljbr26d Meljbr26d 31-35, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Asdf Them MITHER ****** bàsterds!!! They promote suicide & that ****** me off i for one know frost hand the pain of it & i know what its like to loose people because if it & they...
    1LilLefty 1LilLefty 13-15, F Aug 10

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    1. I love this website 2. I usually ask my questions while drinking, a bit more than buzzed, I really have asked about 4000, I just delete them when I get around to it. Maybe...
    FrolickingFemale FrolickingFemale 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 5

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    Don't like your body? CHANGE IT or learn to love it. Complaining about how "fat/skinny" you are is NOT going to do you any good. No one cares about how you feel. No one is going to...
    emptyspaces009 emptyspaces009 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    I can't tell you this."SAY WHAT?" How can he be like that?I'm going to tell you how.You need to know yourself that you're beautiful.It shouldn't take me or anyone else to tell...
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M Aug 7

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    The EP commandments for a3s1r (Addendums as needed) First of all, Hi and thanks for looking at my page  I love being on EP where I meet so many interesting people, thank you...
    a3s1r a3s1r 26-30, T 3 Responses Aug 8

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    If a lot more health and fitness experts have been conscious of neurofeedback, It will be one of the key remedies for PTSD. Instruction with neurofeedback is so powerful for...
    Kit1739qm Kit1739qm 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    Life is about making choices...each time you choose something you are leaving aside other things...same happens with people, when you choose someone you leave aside others. I...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 22

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    Lost~ I want you like the still water reflects the moon Perfectly capturing her essence and light I love you, every part I have beheld And I want to know more, everything Unwrap...
    Aurinne Aurinne 36-40, F 3 days ago

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    Make me want you like I want pizza; I'm yours.
    StokesQuirky StokesQuirky 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 1

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    Let's see... Lord of the Rings, not the movie but the book, the whole three books. Ooh, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, too. Also the phone b... What's that you're saying...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M Aug 8

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    Island Lofts have 514 sq. feet and possibly a king mattress or two queen beds, a sitting location, a giant toilet which has a deep soaking tub along with a separate shower, a...
    Stephanzt506 Stephanzt506 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 9

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    Island Lofts have 514 square feet and both a king bed or two queen beds, a sitting region, a huge lavatory which has a deep soaking tub along with a independent shower, A personal...
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    My employer doesn't have a novated lease settlement but I however need to take full advantage of This technique. What am i able to do?The lease is taken out in the title, your...
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    The next chart provides you with some idea of What to anticipate. As Absolutely everyone's instances are distinct, options ought to be even further mentioned together with your...
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    PLEASE READ THROUGH! I went through a horrible ordeal on here last year. It ended my almost marriage ( was set to be married this year). I have finally met someone that truly...
    SgtsLittleGirl SgtsLittleGirl 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 18

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    I created this group as a spin off and to compliment the 'Read Before Adding Me' group. So, please do read this before considering messaging me: Check my profile, if we have...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F Aug 20

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    Hello Katie and Sarah (apop) Just a quick concept to mention thanks for all the information you've got specified us absolute confidence was at any time a challenge and answered...
    Cameronzpg2937 Cameronzpg2937 31-35, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    If you find out you are no longer in my circle of friends...ask yourself when was the last time you wrote to me or interacted with me, don't ask ME ... I know we are all busy and...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    I want you to ask me some questions
    arabella1108 arabella1108 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 6

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    I want you to write an Aten word story. --Akhenaten
    flipper1966 flipper1966 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 9

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    You are breaking my heart, but I want you anyway.
    TheTruthIfItKillsMe TheTruthIfItKillsMe 46-50, F 2 Responses Aug 10

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    Do or don't do whatever you want. You will anyway, no matter how I feel.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 2 Responses Aug 11

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    I hate when people tell me or other that they "want" you to do something.....like right now. Well guess what: people in hell want water but they ain't gettin' it. My mom just told...
    wolflover1648 wolflover1648 16-17 1 Response Aug 11

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    I Want You to House Train Your Damn Wilderbeast Immediately !
    00000MG 00000MG 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 13