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    Neutrality Leaves A Lot To Be Desired

    I think my accent, as fine as it is, is just that an accent. It is not my own voice. It is not my natural voice. I have spent so long trying to cultivate a neutral accent that I literally am not surprised at the million of hybrid accents I am able to put on at will and on a whim...
    behoove behoove 26-30, F Nov 16, 2011

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    Here Goes

    I came on EP to look for the procrastination group. Found it and read stories but I didn't write my own story 'cause guess what I'm procrastinating on that. Procrastination will be the death of me. I have no idea how am I going to do the stuff I'm supposed to do in this time...
    cityonfire cityonfire 26-30, F Dec 21, 2011

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    Inspired

    I woke up this morning with a smile on my face, the phone ringing and a clock-face showing that I was awake much later than I should have been. What happened to the alarm hey. But I knew immediately that it was set to be a marvellous day. That is the thing with triumphs, they...
    behoove behoove 26-30, F Nov 16, 2011

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    I Told My Mom

    I put the bacon in the washer machine and pray. I save someone's life by picking my nose. I give my cat a shower and my heart float as the sky ate me, I shower myself and sleep, afterwards I make sweet love to myself with my shadow and...we went to Jareds and stole candy from a...
    NoLifeOnEP NoLifeOnEP 22-25, M Nov 6, 2011

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    The Timer Has Started... Now!

    He sat alone in his office, door closed.The dull screen in front of him illuminated his face, casting harsh shadow's across his face as he scrolled quickly down another email. He read the words but they had little meaning, his mind wasn't there.The fluorescent light outside of...
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M Nov 22, 2011

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    Waves

    The beat of the music settles and rises, settles and rises. My thoughts wonders, a distant memory washes up on the shores of my mind. I try and piece it together. I soon realize that the memory isn't a memory at all, it is but a dream that was lost long ago. I stare at it...
    LadyInquire LadyInquire 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2011

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    Reverse Psychology

    So many of my circle members are angry because they have just realized the internet isn't as safe as they once believed. People are using their thoughts to make money. Capitalism at its finest. Yes, the accepted plagiarism. If you state it, it will be shared out of context...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 Jul 7, 2013

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    Spanish is a wierd subject.

    How about Latin. Idk what I'm typing so I'm just typing lol. And I have an amazing girlfriend and she is beautiful and we have "online sex" and she loves me and I love her and yeah and I'm watching the movie jimanji and I have an Instagram and Facebook but you ******* can't be...
    jpeace2462 jpeace2462 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 22, 2014

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    One time a little grasshopper was bouncing

    through the thick green blades and came across a tiny little any struggling to carry a crumb of bread on his back. "Gee, you look like you could use some help!" Said the grasshopper. "I sure could" cried the little ant. The grasshopper looked at the ant and smiled as he gently...
    CombatBarbie CombatBarbie 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 7, 2014

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    If You Want To See A Beautiful Women, Look At Her Heart

    Setting the timer....and....goI just felt compelled to say a great big thank you to the women here on EP who took me in and befriended me with such open arms.  You know who you are so for the countless laughs you give me every day, for lifting my spirits, for our honest...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 30, 2012

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    Well... I Think I Will Go Write That Story

    I have written that story  since August of this year. I think I have great ideas about that story.  So I'm going to write it before I forget it. 
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F Oct 6, 2011

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    A'ight, Lets Do This.

    I saw a spider it looked like it was moving its leg back and forth ************. I found a pair of yellow thongs and a bra in a ditch today while I was walking so someone totally ****** in the ditch. I dont' know if it's been a minute yet but Ima keep going cuz my hands wont stop...
    ScottyIsaDinosaurMotherfuckers ScottyIsaDinosaurMotherfuckers 22-25, M Sep 4, 2011

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    1 Minute

    Tick Tock the clock goes in the background. The radio is playing also in changing varities of music making you sway. The cars zoom past outside, the sun shines down and i stare around my room looking at nothing. Night will come eventually and the stars will shine. Thoughts zoom...
    RememberMee RememberMee 13-15, F Sep 4, 2011

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    Just A Thought.

    If time is money, then does that mean an ATM is a time machine? RAINBOWS!!
    Danialle Danialle 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 22, 2013

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    Ok...here We Go.

    321It's 9:48 and my dog is snoring, he constantly sleeps, i forgot to turn the pool off. It was hot today, purple little penguins make santa happy, hummmmmm what to write, ok, still going. Eggs are round, cubes are pointy. I'm still typing, i hate murder mystery shows, my grandma...
    CreateTVT CreateTVT 26-30 Sep 3, 2011

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    Ok...

    I'm so freaked out by something i just saw/heard damn that's disturbing oh sweet my hamster came out from his nest im wondering if im going to wear that fugly colored gray dress to homecoming tomorrow night ya my sister is staying overnight at a friends probably maybe it will be...
    HaleyBloodRedRose1995 HaleyBloodRedRose1995 18-21, F Oct 6, 2011

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    Chose This Group Because I Don't Want To Dwell On It Longer Than One Minute

    I've had many friends tell me their new years resolutions and ask what mine are.  My resolution is the same as last year and not a resolution at all since I have no control over it.  I guess I have a new years hope.  I want my daughter another year.  I have to accept her...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 1, 2012

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    I Am Captured

    The sky is crying. It mimics my sorrow. It is 9:00pm now and I am still waiting for some answer. I am left with doubt. Grief. Fear. I want to scream, but have nothing left to give. I am on my knees once again, begging. This time I am not begging for myself. I am begging for you...
    LadyInquire LadyInquire 22-25, F Oct 2, 2011

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    It's Neko here! I need you all to read this if you're already in my circle or want to add me. 1. I am very in-depth with the supernatural. Don't try to change my beliefs. It...
    LostNeko LostNeko 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 5

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    No one can stop for who I am,for what I want and for what will I be. I have dreams in my life. I don't give sh*t and waste my time for nothing. I grew up with a simple life,loving...
    Achelle07 Achelle07 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 17

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    I want you to read this before anything else. Hi! This is my second account on EP. There's nothing wrong with my first account, really. But I decided to delete it anyway because I...
    TheQuietExtrovert TheQuietExtrovert 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 20

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    There comes a point in time where one must enjoy life and do for oneself.
    SmartSweet1 SmartSweet1 51-55, F 4 Responses Jan 5

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    Solve if you are genius You are standing in one big palace where 5 soldiers stay. Each soldier has 5 rooms. In each room there are 5 big tigers. Each big tiger has 5 little tigers...
    Life26 Life26 26-30, F Jan 19

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    I can't accept that life is short. I can't accept that... It's hard. You just want to grab someone you love and tell them how much you love them and how much they mean to you...
    undeadsuperhero undeadsuperhero 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Taking time for oneself to reflect, regroup, and be part of what brings true contentment
    SmartSweet1 SmartSweet1 51-55, F 4 Responses Jan 3

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    it definitely isnt easy. just seeing you message me. i could see my heart beating through my chest. i dont know how to feel, what to say. because i love you. but i feel as though...
    Ebolaa Ebolaa 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 6

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    Lately in the news, the I.R.S. is demanding Liechtenstein and Swiss Offshores to provide advice on U.S. citizens suspected of tax evasion. banks in the Cayman Islands and Bermuda...
    Darronbanksso0 Darronbanksso0 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 8

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    For one night I wish My head rested on you
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 1 Response Jan 13

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    Maybe I'm a bit primal, but the scent of a woman's true musk? It often puts me into an animalistic state. As i devour that sweet kitty, & you quiver & buck for me, it only gets...
    my3inch1 my3inch1 31-35, M Jan 14

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    Maybe I'm a bit primal, but the scent of a woman's true musk? It often puts me into an animalistic state. As i devour that sweet kitty, & you quiver & buck for me, it only gets...
    my3inch1 my3inch1 31-35, M Jan 14

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    Please I'm so bored! (If you want you can ask me them in messages)
    Bonjovi11 Bonjovi11 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 15

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    No, I want you to love my curves. I'm soft, and quite tired of loving you so much more than requited.
    Mojopins Mojopins 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 18

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    I didn't think that I would make it this far. You make me smile. You make me laugh. You give me advice. You care about me. I want you, but I can't have you. I'm okay with that...
    samsahsincl samsahsincl 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Please Read This!! Hey, so I want you guys to know that I am not here for anything sexual, so before you add me, I'm really only here to meet people and make new friends either...
    canadianchick101 canadianchick101 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 2

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    Okay people, I want you to read this, obviously. If anyone adds me as a friend, could you please tell me WHYYYYYYY? It's really annoying getting added for a reason you don't know...
    Matthews14 Matthews14 13-15, M 4 Responses Jan 16

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    Alexa: rank determined by Internet site targeted traffic . Heavily skewed towards World-wide-web advertising and webmaster similar methods. Cached: (Google web-site:) displays the...
    William7035cob3 William7035cob3 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 17

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    Needing you..wanting you..loving you..forever and for always!!
    theheartofmemphis theheartofmemphis 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 17

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    I want you to show me your heart, firstly, those who have an open heart and are open to ANYTHING please engage with this post, EVERYBODY ELSE, please DO NOT engage. Now for those...
    glassvision glassvision 18-21, M a week ago

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    I read so often of members attempting to meet with other members only to be put off with tons of excuses. Are people really so fearful here? Isn't this supposed to be a melting pot...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    Ever... I still love you... Always And Forever... H.M. Love, J.M.
    endlessl0ve endlessl0ve 22-25, F Jan 21

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    Fellow EPers of the UniverseI humbly submit to your willand accept this great burden of state.With your supportand total bl00dy obedience,I shall bring us back to the greatness we...
    marmitemicky marmitemicky 70+, M 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    I know what type of guys I need to avoid. I want guys to love me for me, for who I am mainly. I read guys mind and I know their agenda. Some guys will only try to hook up because...
    Outofeden Outofeden 31-35, F Jan 14

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    I mean that being respectful is a bad thing if it means that you should be fake, and hide some bad thoughts.
    JustCallMeDude JustCallMeDude 18-21, M 2 Responses 33 mins ago

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    Think of how many people have sat next to you on a bus, train, whatever. Now think how many people have sat next to you on purpose with their fingers crossed in hope that you’ll...
    LetsAllGoToHell LetsAllGoToHell 26-30 Jan 13

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