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I Want Your Best Pick Up Line

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    Family

    how would you like to be buried with my people
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M 3 Responses Dec 7, 2010

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    Hmmmm

    i don't really have any pickup lines but i was thinking i might try this. i go up to a lady in a bar and say "hi my name is Rick i have an incredibly small penis...can i buy you a drink?"
    ihaveanameitsrick ihaveanameitsrick 46-50, M 20 Responses May 9, 2008

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    Here You Go

    you walk over to her and ask "Hay you want to get a pizza and ****" and after she slaps you,  you say "ok we'll get subs instead"  
    loneranger loneranger 31-35, M May 10, 2008

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    Random guy: You are worth more then a dam pile

    of schist wise girl Me: marry me
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 14, 2014

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    Any Irish In You

    have you any irish in you, do you want some.
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M 2 Responses Dec 10, 2010

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    Wanted

    Attention: tall rich guy wanted.......please be an idiot who needs someone to write checks for you!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 3, 2013

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    Body

    If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? Lyrics in a Country song.. but dang good line !!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 3, 2013

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    Best I Ever Heard

    A man catches up with a girl walking home in the rain, and says to her, "Tickle your *** with a feather", she says"What did you say". He says I said Particularly nasty weather.
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M Oct 11, 2012

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    Im Sorry

    Hi. Im.... Im sorry... Im at a loss here, you're so beautiful I forgot my name...
    hotroddot39 hotroddot39 41-45, M Mar 2, 2011

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    Damn Girl!

    If I told you, you had the sexiest body i'd ever seen... Would you hold it against me???!   Orrr my personal favorite..   Mmmm girl... Are you Retarded??... Cause I think you are Sooo Special!   ...   ;P      
    Vox Vox 31-35, F 5 Responses May 10, 2008

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    Another Groaner

    Man- "Was your father a thief?" Woman- "No, why?" Man- "Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
    Bluegrass Bluegrass 46-50, F 13 Responses May 10, 2008

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    You Don't Want to Get Electrocuted Do You?

    I could protect men during a rain storm with lightening by hiding their "rod" for them so they wouldn't get electrocuted. Of course I don't think I need to explain any further......
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 7 Responses May 9, 2008

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    Hay

    "want to get a pizza and ****" after she slaps you "ok we'll get subs"
    loneranger loneranger 31-35, M Apr 13, 2009

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    Was your mom a fighter pilot?

    Because when she had you, she dropped a bomb. ( ._.) Sorry, I'm watching Penguins of Madagascar. -.-
    Knixveus5 Knixveus5 18-21, M Feb 3

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    Here Is An Irish One...

    my sister says this was said to her as a marriage proposal  "How would you like to be buried with my people"
    maninamousesuit maninamousesuit 51-55, M 2 Responses May 10, 2008

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    The First Time I Saw You

    From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 4, 2013

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    Amazingly Bad

    Can I hang out with you until it's safe back where I farted? I'm not telling you this to impress you...but I am Batman Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
    Sweetroll88 Sweetroll88 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 30, 2010

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    I Want to

    I want to **** you.Do you want to **** me? I've only used a pick up line once,we have been dating for two years so I guess it was worth it.
    Trikka Trikka 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 25, 2008

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    Ummm...

    I don't have one...I usually just flirt! But I have heard a few really tired lines and I want to know which one's work for you guys!
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F May 9, 2008

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    Fat Girl

    you dont sweat much for a fat girl
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 7, 2010

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    Here's My Number

    "Here's my number...call me if you're brave enough".....It worked!
    peanutbrittle peanutbrittle 46-50, F 1 Response May 11, 2008

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    I Don't Have Any

    But i've heard a few cheesey ones! One guy actually said "Get your coat love, you've pulled!" Sheesh! I politly told him that he hadn't
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 9, 2008

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    Here It Comes

    If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
    chaosXIII chaosXIII 22-25, M 2 Responses May 19, 2009

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    Works Best While Intoxicated...

    "Those jeans look amazing on you... ... but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor." [[raises eyebrow]] Any takers?  
    OFFthecuff OFFthecuff 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 1, 2008

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    Re: Pick Up Line

    "Hey baby. You are so fine. Wanna  a date?" "Damn. Momma. You are hot." "You are smoking hot." "You have some knockers." "Damn. You have a great ***." "I can make you world. Come to my house."    ...
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 2 Responses May 10, 2008

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    Freeze

    Freeze   you  are  under  arrest   you  have  the  right  to  remain  sexy EVerything  you   say  can  and   will   be  held  against you. I  have ...
    rockybear397 rockybear397 46-50, F 12 Responses May 9, 2008

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    Game, Set, & Match.

    If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Aug 31, 2008

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    Dancing

    are you dancing or holding down a floor board
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M 2 Responses Dec 7, 2010

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    'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines'

    1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see...
    LostInTyme LostInTyme 61-65, M May 20, 2009

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    Here's one from WKRP!

    "Hi. I'm extremely wealthy."
    notdarcy notdarcy 41-45, M 6 Responses Oct 10, 2008

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    These Will Work Every Time. Not Really.

    Hey baby, I noticed you had a bra on. I'd like to stick my face in that. Hey there, if you can speak Parseltongue you can get in my chamber of secrets. Have you seen Aladdin? I sure do like sex. Please have sex with me. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I...
    InfamousKilljoyLorelei InfamousKilljoyLorelei 18-21, F Jul 3, 2013

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    Old One

    Hi. How long have you had your pilots license for? Why? Because i figure you must have flown down from heaven because I don't see any signs of bruising.
    0hBrandie 0hBrandie 41-45, M 2 Responses May 10, 2008

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    Nice Shirt

     "Wow, that shirt is really becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too" lmao
    Manders Manders 18-21, F 3 Responses May 9, 2008

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    Or Maybe Not....

    "Excuse me miss, but does this cloth smell like chloroform?"   Just kidding!  It was in the comics today - Argyle Sweater by Scot Hilburn
    EBunbury EBunbury 46-50, M 2 Responses Mar 15, 2009

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    I see stories on here telling about couples falling in love. That in itself is always a great thing. What I want to know is how many of those consider your lover your best friend...
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    She's talking to angels, counting the stars Making a wish on a passing car She's dancing with strangers, falling apart Waiting for Superman to pick her up In his arms yeah, in his...
    chocolateinmyblood chocolateinmyblood 16-17 1 Response a week ago

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    "You say it best, when you say nothing at all..." Ice cream. It's 3:36 a.m. Damn this bad habit!
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 7

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    This is as close to love as we'll ever get, I wanna be your marionette.
    respiror respiror 13-15, T 5 days ago

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    Crayon may not be your kid’s best friend-----------If you are happy that your child is just two plus and is able to join the dots with a crayon or if you are the one who lets him...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 1 Response Mar 15

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    I used to have best friends during my school days. Not anymore. When I was in my 20s I went three 3 besties, only to find out they weren't my best mate cuz they said so. Only one...
    Myalee Myalee 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 3

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    say what you want to say, and let the words fall out, honestly, I want to see you be brave.
    GodsArte GodsArte 18-21, F Mar 5

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    Hey if you need a best friend, someone that'll listen to you, be there, and try to comfort you, I will try my best. I live in California and I am 15
    demonart demonart 13-15, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I really want a person to be my best friend for a very long time, someone who can talk to me like we've known each other for years. Then when the future comes, to move in together...
    SuperWhoLock831 SuperWhoLock831 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 9

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    I think I have a best friend, but our friendship isn't as good as it once was. I want someone who accepts me for me, who can let me cry on their shoulder and let me explain later...
    blindangel92 blindangel92 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 21

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