Wanted - Attention: tall rich guy wanted.......please be an idiot who needs someone to write checks for you!!
Family - how would you like to be buried with my people
Here It Comes - If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Here Is An Irish One... - my sister says this was said to her as a marriage proposal "How would you like to be buried with my people"
Another Groaner - Man- "Was your father a thief?"
Woman- "No, why?"
Man- "Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
Here's one from WKRP! - "Hi. I'm extremely wealthy."
These Will Work Every Time. Not Really. - Hey baby, I noticed you had a bra on. I'd like to stick my face in that.
Hey there, if you can speak Parseltongue you can get in my...
Body - If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Lyrics in a Country song.. but dang good line !!!
Here's My Number - "Here's my number...call me if you're brave enough".....It worked!
I Don't Have Any - But i've heard a few cheesey ones!
One guy actually said "Get your coat love, you've pulled!" Sheesh!
I politly told him that he hadn't
You Don't Want to Get Electrocuted Do You? - I could protect men during a rain storm with lightening by hiding their "rod" for them so they wouldn't get electrocuted. Of...
Best I Ever Heard - A man catches up with a girl walking home in the rain, and says to her,
"Tickle your *** with a feather", she says"What did you say".
He says I said...
Works Best While Intoxicated... - "Those jeans look amazing on you...
... but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor."
Freeze - Freeze you are under arrest you have the right to remain sexy
EVerything you ...
The First Time I Saw You - From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
Amazingly Bad -
Can I hang out with you until it's safe back where I farted?
I'm not telling you this to impress you...but I am Batman
Do you work at Subway? Because you just...
Hmmmm - i don't really have any pickup lines but i was thinking i might try this. i go up to a lady in a bar and say "hi my name is Rick i have an incredibly small penis...can...
Damn Girl! - If I told you, you had the sexiest body i'd ever seen... Would you hold it against me???!
Orrr my personal favorite..
Mmmm girl... Are you Retarded...
Any Irish In You - have you any irish in you,
do you want some.
Nice Shirt - "Wow, that shirt is really becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too"
Here You Go - you walk over to her and ask "Hay you want to get a pizza and ****" and after she slaps you, you say "ok we'll get subs instead"
Re: Pick Up Line - "Hey baby. You are so fine. Wanna a date?"
"Damn. Momma. You are hot."
"You are smoking hot."
"You have some knockers...
Fat Girl - you dont sweat much for a fat girl
'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines' -
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is...
Game, Set, & Match. - If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Dancing - are you dancing or holding down a floor board
Ummm... - I don't have one...I usually just flirt! But I have heard a few really tired lines and I want to know which one's work for you guys!
Old One - Hi. How long have you had your pilots license for? Why? Because i figure you must have flown down from heaven because I don't see any signs of bruising.
Hay - "want to get a pizza and ****"
after she slaps you
"ok we'll get subs"
I Want to - I want to **** you.Do you want to **** me?
I've only used a pick up line once,we have been dating for two years so I guess it was worth it.
Or Maybe Not.... - "Excuse me miss, but does this cloth smell like chloroform?"
Just kidding! It was in the comics today - Argyle Sweater by Scot Hilburn
I just want a friend. Someone I can talk too laugh with and be myself without judgement. I had one of those me and him were inseparable but we screwed it up by screwing with each...
"hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings."
BAM double pick up line..wow
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Honey broad ripple is burning and the girls are getting sick, of huffing glue up in the bathroom while there boyfriends pick up chicks and darling I'm lost and everything I thought...
Best lines said by a friend
“I cannot promise to solve all ur problems
I can only promise that
I will never let u face them alone
When you're on your own, drowning alone, and you need a rope that can pull you in, someone to throw it
And when you're afraid, that you're gonna break, and you need a way to feel...
Did I say something stupid? Did I make one more mistake? Do I bore you with my problems? Is that why you turn away? Do you know how hard I try to become what you want me to be...
02.11.14 - 2:30 p.m. EST
You're all out of special moves. Too bad. You lose. Level one, you played me. Two, you paused me. Three, I realize your high scores show. Your cheats don...
02.12.14 - 5:35 a.m. EST
I know somebody hurt you and I know you really need a friend. When you feel like you can't go on, don't you know you'll never have to walk alone. I'm...
I want to make new friends but I really think I forgot how. I've been married for about two years and together with my husband for four and I feel like we have enclosed ourselves...
I still wait for the phone in the middle of the night
Thinkin' you might call me if your dreams don't turn out right
And it still amazes me that I lie here in the dark
02.11.14 - 1:25 p.m. EST
Gotta find your inner strength. If you can't, then just throw life away.
..:: Inner Strength by Hilary Duff ::..
02.12.14 - 5:40 a.m. EST
She fears if she cries that first tear, the tears will not stop raining down. So stand in the rain. Stand your ground. Stand up when it's all crashing...
Even when you feel like you ain't all that, don't forget that I got your back.
..:: The Way That You Do by Ross Lynch ::..
I became best friends with someone I was
extremely attracted to. Once i really got to know him the infatuation wore off.. Now that we are so close I don't really think of him in...
They say karma comes around. Used to want you. Roses are dry. Violets are black. And I can be cruel just like you. They say heartache heals in time. Whoever they are, they were...
I would LOVE a best friend. Like a REAL best friend. Like. Omg heeeres what happened to me today bestie. Just to unload withOUT judgement would be ammmaaaaazing.
I think I bond more with girls because I'm gay. I want a friend who is a girl who will keep my secrets and who is supportive of me and what I want to do with my life. Guys...
I miss having a best friend. I had the best friend in my freshman year of high school. I was new to my school district and we met in math class. She came up to my desk one day and...
Falling in love with a best friend but don't wanna act on it or ruin the relationship with weird obvious behaviors. Now what?
I've called multiple people my best friends but no one has really connected with me like a best friend
I wish I had a best who's always there for me no matter what I know I know people have their own lives but I just wish to meet that one Person who will always want to chat and hang...