I Want Your Best Pick Up Line

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 150 People

    miiaa247 miiaa247
    13-15, F
    Jul 24, 2015

    Amazingly Bad

    Can I hang out with you until it's safe back where I farted? I'm not telling you this to impress you...but I am Batman Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
    Sweetroll88 Sweetroll88
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 30, 2010

    Works Best While Intoxicated...

    "Those jeans look amazing on you... ... but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor." [[raises eyebrow]] Any takers?  
    OFFthecuff OFFthecuff
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Sep 1, 2008

    Ummm...

    I don't have one...I usually just flirt! But I have heard a few really tired lines and I want to know which one's work for you guys!
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    May 9, 2008

    Here Is An Irish One...

    my sister says this was said to her as a marriage proposal  "How would you like to be buried with my people"
    maninamousesuit maninamousesuit
    51-55, M
    2 Responses May 10, 2008

    Another Groaner

    Man- "Was your father a thief?" Woman- "No, why?" Man- "Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
    Bluegrass Bluegrass
    46-50, F
    13 Responses May 10, 2008

    Hmmmm

    i don't really have any pickup lines but i was thinking i might try this. i go up to a lady in a bar and say "hi my name is Rick i have an incredibly small penis...can i buy you a drink?"
    ihaveanameitsrick ihaveanameitsrick
    46-50, M
    20 Responses May 9, 2008

    I Want to

    I want to **** you.Do you want to **** me? I've only used a pick up line once,we have been dating for two years so I guess it was worth it.
    Trikka Trikka
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jul 25, 2008

    Here It Comes

    If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
    chaosXIII chaosXIII
    22-25, M
    2 Responses May 19, 2009

    I Don't Have Any

    But i've heard a few cheesey ones! One guy actually said "Get your coat love, you've pulled!" Sheesh! I politly told him that he hadn't
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 9, 2008

    Alright! time to talk the talk.

    ... what's ur best Pick Up Line bro?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    10 Responses Jul 14, 2015

    Any Irish In You

    have you any irish in you, do you want some.
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Dec 10, 2010

    for a dude: are you sugar?

    cause your making my pants tight.
    Tenebris73 Tenebris73
    13-15, F
    Jul 13, 2015

    Nice Shirt

     "Wow, that shirt is really becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too" lmao
    Manders Manders
    18-21, F
    3 Responses May 9, 2008
    serenagirl87 serenagirl87
    16-17, F
    5 Responses Jul 14, 2015

    Random guy: You are worth more then a dam pile

    of schist wise girl Me: marry me
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm
    16-17, F
    1 Response Dec 14, 2014

    On a scale of 1 to 10,

    you're like a 9 -- I'm the 1 you need ;P
    endlessl0ve endlessl0ve
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Jul 13, 2015

    Re: Pick Up Line

    "Hey baby. You are so fine. Wanna  a date?" "Damn. Momma. You are hot." "You are smoking hot." "You have some knockers." "Damn. You have a great ***." "I can make you world. Come to my house."    ...
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    2 Responses May 10, 2008

    Wanted

    Attention: tall rich guy wanted.......please be an idiot who needs someone to write checks for you!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 3, 2013

    Best I Ever Heard

    A man catches up with a girl walking home in the rain, and says to her, "Tickle your *** with a feather", she says"What did you say". He says I said Particularly nasty weather.
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter
    51-55, M
    Oct 11, 2012

    Or Maybe Not....

    "Excuse me miss, but does this cloth smell like chloroform?"   Just kidding!  It was in the comics today - Argyle Sweater by Scot Hilburn
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Mar 15, 2009

    Body

    If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? Lyrics in a Country song.. but dang good line !!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 3, 2013

    These Will Work Every Time. Not Really.

    Hey baby, I noticed you had a bra on. I'd like to stick my face in that. Hey there, if you can speak Parseltongue you can get in my chamber of secrets. Have you seen Aladdin? I sure do like sex. Please have sex with me. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I...
    InfamousKilljoyLorelei InfamousKilljoyLorelei
    18-21, F
    Jul 3, 2013

    Here's My Number

    "Here's my number...call me if you're brave enough".....It worked!
    peanutbrittle peanutbrittle
    46-50, F
    1 Response May 11, 2008

    Old One

    Hi. How long have you had your pilots license for? Why? Because i figure you must have flown down from heaven because I don't see any signs of bruising.
    0hBrandie 0hBrandie
    41-45, M
    2 Responses May 10, 2008

    The First Time I Saw You

    From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 4, 2013

    Game, Set, & Match.

    If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    9 Responses Aug 31, 2008

    Here You Go

    you walk over to her and ask "Hay you want to get a pizza and ****" and after she slaps you,  you say "ok we'll get subs instead"  
    loneranger loneranger
    31-35, M
    May 10, 2008

    Family

    how would you like to be buried with my people
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Dec 7, 2010

    Freeze

    Freeze   you  are  under  arrest   you  have  the  right  to  remain  sexy EVerything  you   say  can  and   will   be  held  against you. I  have ...
    rockybear397 rockybear397
    46-50, F
    12 Responses May 9, 2008

    Damn Girl!

    If I told you, you had the sexiest body i'd ever seen... Would you hold it against me???!   Orrr my personal favorite..   Mmmm girl... Are you Retarded??... Cause I think you are Sooo Special!   ...   ;P      
    Vox Vox
    31-35, F
    4 Responses May 10, 2008

    You Don't Want to Get Electrocuted Do You?

    I could protect men during a rain storm with lightening by hiding their "rod" for them so they wouldn't get electrocuted. Of course I don't think I need to explain any further......
    cinfullynn cinfullynn
    46-50, F
    7 Responses May 9, 2008

    Fat Girl

    you dont sweat much for a fat girl
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter
    51-55, M
    1 Response Dec 7, 2010

    Dancing

    are you dancing or holding down a floor board
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Dec 7, 2010

    Im Sorry

    Hi. Im.... Im sorry... Im at a loss here, you're so beautiful I forgot my name...
    hotroddot39 hotroddot39
    41-45, M
    Mar 2, 2011

    Hay

    "want to get a pizza and ****" after she slaps you "ok we'll get subs"
    loneranger loneranger
    31-35, M
    Apr 13, 2009

    Was your mom a fighter pilot?

    Because when she had you, she dropped a bomb. ( ._.) Sorry, I'm watching Penguins of Madagascar. -.-
    MichaelMyers1 MichaelMyers1
    18-21, M
    Feb 3, 2015

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    16-17, M
    Apr 21
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    Dolunay80 Dolunay80
    31-35, M
    Apr 21
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    theparttimerapper theparttimerapper
    26-30, M
    Apr 21
    Did it and doing it!!! I've quit smokin' and am currently getting in shape! Best way, I think, is to pick something that is more about, say, prowess than 'getting in shape.' The...
    Cabria Cabria
    22-25, F
    Apr 20
    I was homeschooled through high school and I was raised by elderly relatives and separate from my brother. I grew up in a lower-middle class environment and was sheltered and as a...
    desertonion desertonion
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Apr 19
    I'm going to take some time to reflect today. I'm at a point where I question what I'm "studying" is really what I want to do for a "career". And yet, I feel hesitant jumping ship...
    Nick8876 Nick8876
    18-21, M
    Apr 18
    I'm 17 years old and I struggle with anxiet, although to my friends I appear confident, I hide my true feelings with 'great banter'. I digress, when I joined sixth form I made a...
    Jaffaj Jaffaj
    16-17, M
    Apr 18
    I am taking this moment of opportunity, simply to acknowledge every single person that has helped bring joy and made life interesting during my time here on EP. I would also like...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 18
    Someone in my circle joined this just to say that this is terrible that someone would want this for their children. I completely agree! Why? Why would you want your children to be...
    theguywiththeredhair theguywiththeredhair
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Apr 17
    "You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece."
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 17
    Coach: Ok, Nick, see that football? That's a ****** sandwich. I want you to bust through that line, AND GO GET THAT SANDWICH Me: IMMA GET DAT SAMMICH
    Nihl Nihl
    18-21, M
    Apr 17
    From my grandmother. "There are two types of girls... the ones that do things and the ones that get caught. Try your best to be the one not to get caught if your going to do things...
    AdonisahRepealed AdonisahRepealed
    16-17, F
    Apr 16
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    CherryJelly CherryJelly
    13-15, F
    Apr 16
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    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer
    46-50, M
    Apr 16
    Honestly there's so much I wanna say but I'm going to keep it as short as possible. I love people, of course there are some people I absolutely hate but I love people in general. I...
    WhyIsItSoHardToFindAUser WhyIsItSoHardToFindAUser
    13-15, F
    Apr 16
    great..tumko hug karne ka baat pe bhi chhid hua..I don't know if there is anything about me that u accept..i don't know if there is any way by which u will ever be better...kaise...
    BrokenSB BrokenSB
    22-25, F
    Apr 15
    Not too many people cared much about what I thought about things when I was in the world. A lot of people really didn't concern themselves with me, I didn't stand out. I was more...
    niceguycursed niceguycursed
    31-35, M
    Apr 15
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    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome
    46-50, M
    1 Response Apr 15
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    Casimo Casimo
    41-45, M
    Apr 14
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    Paddlehergood Paddlehergood
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Apr 14
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    Donnaen Donnaen
    18-21, F
    Apr 13
    There's always time for second guesses- I don't want to know. If you're gonna be the death of me That's how I wanna go!
    PendulEmPlum PendulEmPlum
    18-21, F
    Apr 13
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    GateVamp GateVamp
    22-25, M
    Apr 12
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