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I Want Your Best Pick Up Line

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    Hay

    "want to get a pizza and ****" after she slaps you "ok we'll get subs"
    loneranger loneranger 31-35, M Apr 13, 2009

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    Any Irish In You

    have you any irish in you, do you want some.
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M 2 Responses Dec 10, 2010

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    Hmmmm

    i don't really have any pickup lines but i was thinking i might try this. i go up to a lady in a bar and say "hi my name is Rick i have an incredibly small penis...can i buy you a drink?"
    ihaveanameitsrick ihaveanameitsrick 46-50, M 20 Responses May 9, 2008

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    I Don't Have Any

    But i've heard a few cheesey ones! One guy actually said "Get your coat love, you've pulled!" Sheesh! I politly told him that he hadn't
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 9, 2008

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    Game, Set, & Match.

    If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Aug 31, 2008

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    Amazingly Bad

    Can I hang out with you until it's safe back where I farted? I'm not telling you this to impress you...but I am Batman Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
    Sweetroll88 Sweetroll88 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 30, 2010

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    Damn Girl!

    If I told you, you had the sexiest body i'd ever seen... Would you hold it against me???!   Orrr my personal favorite..   Mmmm girl... Are you Retarded??... Cause I think you are Sooo Special!   ...   ;P      
    Vox Vox 31-35, F 5 Responses May 10, 2008

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    Here It Comes

    If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
    chaosXIII chaosXIII 22-25, M 2 Responses May 19, 2009

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    Family

    how would you like to be buried with my people
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M 3 Responses Dec 7, 2010

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    Good One

    hey there I like those pants. But, they wouldl look better hangin on my bedpost.
    Tx1978 Tx1978 31-35, M Nov 6, 2013

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    Wanted

    Attention: tall rich guy wanted.......please be an idiot who needs someone to write checks for you!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 3, 2013

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    Best I Ever Heard

    A man catches up with a girl walking home in the rain, and says to her, "Tickle your *** with a feather", she says"What did you say". He says I said Particularly nasty weather.
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M Oct 11, 2012

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    Body

    If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? Lyrics in a Country song.. but dang good line !!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 3, 2013

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    Fat Girl

    you dont sweat much for a fat girl
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 7, 2010

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    These Will Work Every Time. Not Really.

    Hey baby, I noticed you had a bra on. I'd like to stick my face in that. Hey there, if you can speak Parseltongue you can get in my chamber of secrets. Have you seen Aladdin? I sure do like sex. Please have sex with me. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I...
    InfamousKilljoyLorelei InfamousKilljoyLorelei 16-17, F Jul 3, 2013

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    'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines'

    1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see...
    LostInTyme LostInTyme 61-65, M May 20, 2009

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    Works Best While Intoxicated...

    "Those jeans look amazing on you... ... but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor." [[raises eyebrow]] Any takers?  
    OFFthecuff OFFthecuff 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 1, 2008

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    Another Groaner

    Man- "Was your father a thief?" Woman- "No, why?" Man- "Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
    Bluegrass Bluegrass 46-50, F 13 Responses May 10, 2008

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    The First Time I Saw You

    From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 4, 2013

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    Old One

    Hi. How long have you had your pilots license for? Why? Because i figure you must have flown down from heaven because I don't see any signs of bruising.
    Brandie1960 Brandie1960 41-45, M 2 Responses May 10, 2008

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    Dancing

    are you dancing or holding down a floor board
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M 2 Responses Dec 7, 2010

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    Here's one from WKRP!

    "Hi. I'm extremely wealthy."
    notdarcy notdarcy 41-45, M 6 Responses Oct 10, 2008

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    Re: Pick Up Line

    "Hey baby. You are so fine. Wanna  a date?" "Damn. Momma. You are hot." "You are smoking hot." "You have some knockers." "Damn. You have a great ***." "I can make you world. Come to my house."    ...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 2 Responses May 10, 2008

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    You Don't Want to Get Electrocuted Do You?

    I could protect men during a rain storm with lightening by hiding their "rod" for them so they wouldn't get electrocuted. Of course I don't think I need to explain any further......
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 7 Responses May 9, 2008

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    Freeze

    Freeze   you  are  under  arrest   you  have  the  right  to  remain  sexy EVerything  you   say  can  and   will   be  held  against you. I  have ...
    rockybear397 rockybear397 47, F 12 Responses May 9, 2008

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    Im Sorry

    Hi. Im.... Im sorry... Im at a loss here, you're so beautiful I forgot my name...
    hotroddot39 hotroddot39 41-45, M Mar 2, 2011

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    Here You Go

    you walk over to her and ask "Hay you want to get a pizza and ****" and after she slaps you,  you say "ok we'll get subs instead"  
    loneranger loneranger 31-35, M May 10, 2008

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    Nice Shirt

     "Wow, that shirt is really becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too" lmao
    Manders Manders 18-21, F 3 Responses May 9, 2008

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    Or Maybe Not....

    "Excuse me miss, but does this cloth smell like chloroform?"   Just kidding!  It was in the comics today - Argyle Sweater by Scot Hilburn
    EBunbury EBunbury 46-50, M 2 Responses Mar 15, 2009

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    I Want to

    I want to **** you.Do you want to **** me? I've only used a pick up line once,we have been dating for two years so I guess it was worth it.
    Trikka Trikka 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 25, 2008

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    Here's My Number

    "Here's my number...call me if you're brave enough".....It worked!
    peanutbrittle peanutbrittle 46-50, F 1 Response May 11, 2008

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    Ummm...

    I don't have one...I usually just flirt! But I have heard a few really tired lines and I want to know which one's work for you guys!
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F May 9, 2008

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    Here Is An Irish One...

    my sister says this was said to her as a marriage proposal  "How would you like to be buried with my people"
    maninamousesuit maninamousesuit 51-55, M 2 Responses May 10, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    So I came to work last week and saw him a few times but we were both really busy until wednesday came about and he was helping me get something down from the overhead stock and I...
    noregrets0914 noregrets0914 18-21, F Jul 14

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    I wish I could find a really nice girl who's fun and trustworthy to be best friends with. I've never had someone like that before, someone who's like a sister, someone who you do...
    lesha17x lesha17x 18-21, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I feel like I have absolutely no one to talk to. I don't know why I have social medias. Like everyone I know has 1,000 followers when I have 26. And on ep I post something no...
    wildcherry29 wildcherry29 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    I want a best girl friend because all of mine have moved or don't live near me lol Plus I make friends with guys more easily than girls
    Kimbahbay Kimbahbay 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 14

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    Sh-sh-shudder, shudder, hahaha. There have been a lot of great movies over the decades and many more great lines from movies in general, even if the movie that produced them wasn...
    Steffi97 Steffi97 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Lately this is pretty relevant. I remember when I was in Texas visiting family something had happened and I was balling my eyes out and I was calling my best friends over and over...
    Tiffersneeze Tiffersneeze 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 3

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    I want aaaaaall your attention! Just like this song http://youtu.be/dUY5SYDg57I
    ThePeach ThePeach 26-30, F 7 hrs ago

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    STAR WARS EPISODE 5: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: DARTH VADER - OBI-WAN NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FATHER. LUKE - HE TOLD ME ENOUGH, HE TOLD ME YOU KILLED HIM. DARTH VADER...
    forceunleahed forceunleahed 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    Take me into your loving arms. Hold me under the light of a thousand stars. Place your head on my beating heart.
    ishax ishax 13-15, F a week ago

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    I want to see myself like in the movies; With a gay best friend, a guy friend and a girl friend. :p lmao but I think that is too much to ask. I haven't found a best friend that is...
    Wewerethereinthattime Wewerethereinthattime 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I remember that time you told me you said "Love is touching souls" Surely you touched mine 'Cause part of you pours out of me In these lines from time to time Oh, you're in my...
    buglivesinshit buglivesinshit 26-30, F Jul 6

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    Hey Jude, don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it betterrrrr remember to let her into your heart, then you will start to make it betttahhhh
    below0 below0 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    You're only as tall as your heart will let you be, and you're only as small as the world will make you seem. - The Brightside - Never Shout Never.
    LittleBeelzebub LittleBeelzebub 18-21, F Jul 17

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    "I'm calling on the universe I radiate the vibe I can see the answer to my Random blinking light" "I'm thinking I like the thought of you More than I like your presence" "I'm the...
    dolceharajuku dolceharajuku 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Last night i had a dream Though it made me sick Saw you in youre bedroom sucking someone elses **** MY GOODNESS-sublime lets go get stoned
    rehn65 rehn65 16-17, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Without a doubt I'm sorry about making out with all your friends
    DarkSoulInsaneHeart DarkSoulInsaneHeart 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Just do what you feel , and don't you fool yourself - Ziggy Marley
    flipflop2o flipflop2o 36-40, F 2 days ago

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    I always had one, but we always became obsessive, possessive with each other. So I ended the friendships. I experienced 2 like that. I haven't had that ONE best friend since I was...
    wheelsxoxo wheelsxoxo 22-25, F Jul 3

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