Here Is An Irish One... - my sister says this was said to her as a marriage proposal "How would you like to be buried with my people"
maninamousesuit 2 Responses 1 May 10, 2008
Old One - Hi. How long have you had your pilots license for? Why? Because i figure you must have flown down from heaven because I don't see any signs of bruising.
Brandie1960 2 Responses 0 May 10, 2008
Here's My Number - "Here's my number...call me if you're brave enough".....It worked!
peanutbrittle 1 Response 0 May 11, 2008
Fat Girl - you dont sweat much for a fat girl
cyrilpeter 1 Response 1 Dec 7, 2010
These Will Work Every Time. Not Really. - Hey baby, I noticed you had a bra on. I'd like to stick my face in that. Hey there, if you can speak Parseltongue you can get in my chamber of secrets. Have you seen Aladdin? I sure do like sex. Please have sex with me. Do you...
InfamousKilljoyLorelei 0 Jul 3
The First Time I Saw You - From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
deleted 0 Mar 4
Any Irish In You - have you any irish in you, do you want some.
cyrilpeter 2 Responses 0 Dec 10, 2010
I Don't Have Any - But i've heard a few cheesey ones! One guy actually said "Get your coat love, you've pulled!" Sheesh! I politly told him that he hadn't
deleted 1 Response 0 May 9, 2008
Nice Shirt - "Wow, that shirt is really becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too" lmao
Manders 3 Responses 0 May 9, 2008
Here It Comes - If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
chaosXIII 2 Responses 0 May 19, 2009
Family - how would you like to be buried with my people
cyrilpeter 3 Responses 0 Dec 7, 2010
Wanted - Attention: tall rich guy wanted.......please be an idiot who needs someone to write checks for you!!
deleted 0 Mar 3
Another Groaner - Man- "Was your father a thief?" Woman- "No, why?" Man- "Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
Bluegrass 13 Responses 0 May 10, 2008
Or Maybe Not.... - "Excuse me miss, but does this cloth smell like chloroform?" Just kidding! It was in the comics today - Argyle Sweater by Scot Hilburn
EBunbury 2 Responses 0 Mar 15, 2009
Here You Go - you walk over to her and ask "Hay you want to get a pizza and ****" and after she slaps you, you say "ok we'll get subs instead"
loneranger 0 May 10, 2008
'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines' - 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out...
LostInTyme 1 May 20, 2009
Works Best While Intoxicated... - "Those jeans look amazing on you... ... but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor." [[raises eyebrow]] Any takers?
OFFthecuff 5 Responses 0 Sep 1, 2008
Re: Pick Up Line - "Hey baby. You are so fine. Wanna a date?" "Damn. Momma. You are hot." "You are smoking hot." "You have some knockers." "Damn. You have a great ***." "I can make you world. Come to my house."...
mother1983 2 Responses 0 May 10, 2008
Best I Ever Heard - A man catches up with a girl walking home in the rain, and says to her, "Tickle your *** with a feather", she says"What did you say". He says I said Particularly nasty weather.
cyrilpeter 0 Oct 11, 2012
You Don't Want to Get Electrocuted Do You? - I could protect men during a rain storm with lightening by hiding their "rod" for them so they wouldn't get electrocuted. Of course I don't think I need to explain any further......
cinfullynn 7 Responses 2 May 9, 2008
I Want to - I want to **** you.Do you want to **** me? I've only used a pick up line once,we have been dating for two years so I guess it was worth it.
Trikka 3 Responses 0 Jul 25, 2008
Game, Set, & Match. - If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
deleted 9 Responses 4 Aug 31, 2008
Dancing - are you dancing or holding down a floor board
cyrilpeter 2 Responses 1 Dec 7, 2010
Freeze - Freeze you are under arrest you have the right to remain sexy EVerything you say can and will be held against you. I ...
rockybear397 12 Responses 0 May 9, 2008
Ummm... - I don't have one...I usually just flirt! But I have heard a few really tired lines and I want to know which one's work for you guys!
vinividivici21 0 May 9, 2008
Body - If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? Lyrics in a Country song.. but dang good line !!!
deleted 0 Mar 3
Hay - "want to get a pizza and ****" after she slaps you "ok we'll get subs"
loneranger 0 Apr 13, 2009
Amazingly Bad - Can I hang out with you until it's safe back where I farted? I'm not telling you this to impress you...but I am Batman Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
Sweetroll88 3 Responses 0 Apr 30, 2010
Damn Girl! - If I told you, you had the sexiest body i'd ever seen... Would you hold it against me???! Orrr my personal favorite.. Mmmm girl... Are you Retarded??... Cause I think you are Sooo Special! ... ;P
Vox 5 Responses 1 May 10, 2008
Hmmmm - i don't really have any pickup lines but i was thinking i might try this. i go up to a lady in a bar and say "hi my name is Rick i have an incredibly small penis...can i buy you a drink?"
ihaveanameitsrick 20 Responses 3 May 9, 2008
New In Town - I heard this on the radio once and thought it was rather funny: "Hi I'm new in town. What's the fastest way to your place?"
jj7995210 0 Nov 6
Here's one from WKRP! - "Hi. I'm extremely wealthy."
notdarcy 6 Responses 1 Oct 10, 2008
I Want A Best Friend, Like A Sister.. - i want a best friend soooo bad.. i dont have any friends really, i have a good family but they have so many problems that i dont have the courage to talk to anyone about what im feeling.. i wish i have someone who i can talk about and...
TrueLondon 2 Responses 3 Nov 17
I Want A Best Friend All To Myself - I want a girl best friend all to myself. I have no friends at all and I want a girl best friend who is in the same situation to come be my best friend. Drop whatever you have going on in your life and come be a part of mine as my best friend...
wishtobefree 1 Response 1 Nov 13
I Want A Best Friend - of any gender and with the same age as me 15 yrs old. I am a girl and would love to have a caring and loyal best friend and I would also be willing to the same for her/him.
Scarlet01zzz 2 Responses 0 Nov 14
Business One Liners - Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty reasoning. Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace automation. Pick good people; talent never wears out. Pills to be taken in twos always come out...
jml2000 1 Response 2 4 days ago
My Favorite Line In X-men: First Class - It was seriously, in my opinion, the best, well timed line in the entire movie, in all the X-Men movies for that matter, or all the Marvel movies so far, I'd even go as far to say perhaps in this guy's whole career, and it was just a...
BlueEyedGeekery 2 Nov 14
I'D Love A Best Friend - I have lots of "acquaintances" and "friends" but I feel very few people know the "real me". I want someone I can tell everything to and they trust me enough to do the same. I want to laugh and cry with them and form a true friendship.
idratherbesurfing 1 Response 1 Nov 26
I'm 14 years old, my name is Kat. For years I've struggled with finding friends because in my school I'm considered weird or annoying. I really want a best friend. Message me!! I really want some close friends!
kitkattiktak 5 Responses 2 Nov 27
Antz - Barbatus(Danny Glover) to Z(Woody Allen) "Don't make my mistake, Z. Don't follow orders your whole life. Think for yourself"
littledragonZERO 0 6 days ago
"It's a liberty walk, saying goodbye to the people who tied you up. It's a liberty walk, feeling your heart again; breathing new oxygen. It's a liberty walk! Free yourself, slam the door, not a prisoner anymore."
circuslion731 0 2 days ago
The Social Network - "..There's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated" "What you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him" "No, I want to hire the Sopranos to beat the **** out of him with a hammer" "We don't have to do that" "We could do that ourselves" "I'm 6'5...
littledragonZERO 0 Nov 16
🎧 - "I'm a ******* walking paradox. No I'm not. ********** with a ******* triceratops" "Remember the moment. You know exactly where you're going cuz the next moment before you know it time is slowing and it's frozen still and the windowsill looks really nice right? You think...
DameInChains 1 Response 1 Nov 12
To My Future Children - I love you more than anything in the world.I love you more than the blue sky, more than the sun's warmthI will love you to the moon and back,I will love you even if sometimes i don't understand I won't forget to hug you and kiss you goodnight because I...
MKM17 1 Response 5 Nov 10
Don't Toy With Me - I can be the most loving, caring, loyal friend/lover you have but if you mess with me or toy with my emotions I will be your worst enemy and I will get to inside your head and I will break you down and do to you 10 fold what you do to me. I don't ever want...
AfroDog 2 Responses 3 Nov 16
I told my doctor I want to get a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
sciguy18 1 Response 1 2 days ago
Well... - I have friends. But they're complete opposites from me. They're completely compatible though, which, at times, can mean awkwardness for me. I don't have a best friend to really talk to, to share secrets with or talk about Twenty One Pilots' album Vessel or obsess over...
DameInChains 0 Nov 12
I need a best friend someone who won't ignore me their too busy
up97 2 Responses 1 6 days ago
All mine have moved to different states cause late has taken them there... I miss having friends that are into what I am into and more. That want to hang out with me as much as I want to hang out with them... A partner in crime if you will.. I just want a friend to do friend...
nada16 2 Responses 1 4 days ago
What the use to live anymore I always screw things up anyways no one wants me here!
up97 1 Response 1 6 days ago
Cool Runnings - "I see pride, I see power, I see a badass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody!"
littledragonZERO 0 Nov 16
Revenge Of The Bridesmaids - Abigail Scanlon: You're Henry Kent. You used to have big ears and a slutty sister. Lt. Henry Kent: Uh.. I grew into my ears and I'll tell Carol you said Hi. Abigail Scanlon: Thank you. :) Cute TV movie :)
Browneyes4322 1 Response 2 Nov 19
Knock Knock - Knock Knock Who's there? Janet! Janet who! Janet'or in a drum!
jml2000 1 Response 2 Nov 9
Knock Knock - Knock Knock Who's there? Japan! Japan who! Japan is too hot, ouch!
jml2000 1 Response 2 Nov 9
Knock Knock - Knock Knock Who's there? Jean! Jean who? Jeanius - you just don't recognise it!
jml2000 2 Responses 3 Nov 9
Knock Knock - Knock Knock Who's there? Monkey! Monkey who? Monkey won't fit that's why I knocked!
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Nov 16
Knock Knock - Knock Knock Who's there? Missouri! Missouri who? Missouri loves company!
jml2000 1 Response 2 Nov 16
Knock Knock - Knock Knock Who's there? Mira! Mira who? Miracle on 34th Street!
jml2000 1 Response 2 Nov 16
It Feels So Long Ago. - Christmas eve 2010. I went over to my friends house, no one was there so I waited on the porch and killed time drinking beer, smoking and texting. I live in Florida, so it never gets too cold, but it was enough I could easily see my breath, and to me...
greeneyeddevil 0 Nov 18