I Want Your Best Pick Up Line

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 148 People

    On a scale of 1 to 10,

    you're like a 9 -- I'm the 1 you need ;P
    endlessl0ve endlessl0ve
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Jul 13, 2015

    for a dude: are you sugar?

    cause your making my pants tight.
    Tenebris73 Tenebris73
    13-15, F
    Jul 13, 2015


    how would you like to be buried with my people
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Dec 7, 2010

    These Will Work Every Time. Not Really.

    Hey baby, I noticed you had a bra on. I'd like to stick my face in that. Hey there, if you can speak Parseltongue you can get in my chamber of secrets. Have you seen Aladdin? I sure do like sex. Please have sex with me. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I...
    InfamousKilljoyLorelei InfamousKilljoyLorelei
    18-21, F
    Jul 3, 2013

    Best I Ever Heard

    A man catches up with a girl walking home in the rain, and says to her, "Tickle your *** with a feather", she says"What did you say". He says I said Particularly nasty weather.
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter
    51-55, M
    Oct 11, 2012

    Here Is An Irish One...

    my sister says this was said to her as a marriage proposal  "How would you like to be buried with my people"
    maninamousesuit maninamousesuit
    51-55, M
    2 Responses May 10, 2008

    You Don't Want to Get Electrocuted Do You?

    I could protect men during a rain storm with lightening by hiding their "rod" for them so they wouldn't get electrocuted. Of course I don't think I need to explain any further......
    cinfullynn cinfullynn
    46-50, F
    7 Responses May 9, 2008

    The First Time I Saw You

    From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
    deleted deleted
    Mar 4, 2013

    Another Groaner

    Man- "Was your father a thief?" Woman- "No, why?" Man- "Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
    Bluegrass Bluegrass
    46-50, F
    13 Responses May 10, 2008

    Fat Girl

    you dont sweat much for a fat girl
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter
    51-55, M
    1 Response Dec 7, 2010

    Or Maybe Not....

    "Excuse me miss, but does this cloth smell like chloroform?"   Just kidding!  It was in the comics today - Argyle Sweater by Scot Hilburn
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Mar 15, 2009

    I Want to

    I want to **** you.Do you want to **** me? I've only used a pick up line once,we have been dating for two years so I guess it was worth it.
    Trikka Trikka
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jul 25, 2008

    Here It Comes

    If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
    chaosXIII chaosXIII
    22-25, M
    2 Responses May 19, 2009

    Im Sorry

    Hi. Im.... Im sorry... Im at a loss here, you're so beautiful I forgot my name...
    hotroddot39 hotroddot39
    41-45, M
    Mar 2, 2011

    Re: Pick Up Line

    "Hey baby. You are so fine. Wanna  a date?" "Damn. Momma. You are hot." "You are smoking hot." "You have some knockers." "Damn. You have a great ***." "I can make you world. Come to my house."    ...
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    2 Responses May 10, 2008

    Game, Set, & Match.

    If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
    deleted deleted
    9 Responses Aug 31, 2008

    Damn Girl!

    If I told you, you had the sexiest body i'd ever seen... Would you hold it against me???!   Orrr my personal favorite..   Mmmm girl... Are you Retarded??... Cause I think you are Sooo Special!   ...   ;P      
    Vox Vox
    31-35, F
    4 Responses May 10, 2008

    I Don't Have Any

    But i've heard a few cheesey ones! One guy actually said "Get your coat love, you've pulled!" Sheesh! I politly told him that he hadn't
    deleted deleted
    May 9, 2008

    Amazingly Bad

    Can I hang out with you until it's safe back where I farted? I'm not telling you this to impress you...but I am Batman Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
    Sweetroll88 Sweetroll88
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 30, 2010


    If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? Lyrics in a Country song.. but dang good line !!!
    deleted deleted
    Mar 3, 2013


    are you dancing or holding down a floor board
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Dec 7, 2010

    Random guy: You are worth more then a dam pile

    of schist wise girl Me: marry me
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm
    16-17, F
    1 Response Dec 14, 2014
    serenagirl87 serenagirl87
    16-17, F
    5 Responses Jul 14, 2015

    Nice Shirt

     "Wow, that shirt is really becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too" lmao
    Manders Manders
    18-21, F
    3 Responses May 9, 2008

    Works Best While Intoxicated...

    "Those jeans look amazing on you... ... but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor." [[raises eyebrow]] Any takers?  
    OFFthecuff OFFthecuff
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Sep 1, 2008

    Any Irish In You

    have you any irish in you, do you want some.
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Dec 10, 2010

    Alright! time to talk the talk.

    ... what's ur best Pick Up Line bro?
    deleted deleted
    10 Responses Jul 14, 2015


    "want to get a pizza and ****" after she slaps you "ok we'll get subs"
    loneranger loneranger
    31-35, M
    Apr 13, 2009

    Here's My Number

    "Here's my number...call me if you're brave enough".....It worked!
    peanutbrittle peanutbrittle
    46-50, F
    1 Response May 11, 2008


    Attention: tall rich guy wanted.......please be an idiot who needs someone to write checks for you!!
    deleted deleted
    Mar 3, 2013


    Freeze   you  are  under  arrest   you  have  the  right  to  remain  sexy EVerything  you   say  can  and   will   be  held  against you. I  have ...
    rockybear397 rockybear397
    46-50, F
    12 Responses May 9, 2008


    i don't really have any pickup lines but i was thinking i might try this. i go up to a lady in a bar and say "hi my name is Rick i have an incredibly small penis...can i buy you a drink?"
    ihaveanameitsrick ihaveanameitsrick
    46-50, M
    20 Responses May 9, 2008

    Old One

    Hi. How long have you had your pilots license for? Why? Because i figure you must have flown down from heaven because I don't see any signs of bruising.
    0hBrandie 0hBrandie
    41-45, M
    2 Responses May 10, 2008
    miiaa247 miiaa247
    16-17, F
    Jul 24, 2015

    Was your mom a fighter pilot?

    Because when she had you, she dropped a bomb. ( ._.) Sorry, I'm watching Penguins of Madagascar. -.-
    MichaelMyers1 MichaelMyers1
    18-21, M
    Feb 3, 2015


    I don't have one...I usually just flirt! But I have heard a few really tired lines and I want to know which one's work for you guys!
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    May 9, 2008

    Here You Go

    you walk over to her and ask "Hay you want to get a pizza and ****" and after she slaps you,  you say "ok we'll get subs instead"  
    loneranger loneranger
    31-35, M
    May 10, 2008
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