I Want Your Best Pick Up Line

"Those jeans look amazing on you...

... but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor."

[[raises eyebrow]]

Any takers?

how would you like to be buried with my people

If I told you, you had the sexiest body i'd ever seen... Would you hold it against me???!
 
Orrr my personal favorite..
 
Mmmm girl... Are you Retarded??... Cause I think you are Sooo Special!
 

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;P...

Attention: tall rich guy wanted.......please be an idiot who needs someone to write checks for you!!

"Hi. I'm extremely wealthy."

my sister says this was said to her as a marriage proposal  "How would you like to be buried with my people"

have you any irish in you,
do you want some.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

I could protect men during a rain storm with lightening by hiding their "rod" for them so they wouldn't get electrocuted. Of course I don't think I need to explain any further......

A man catches up with a girl walking home in the rain, and says to her,
"Tickle your ass with a feather", she says"What did you say".
He says I said Particularly nasty weather.

i don't really have any pickup lines but i was thinking i might try this. i go up to a lady in a bar and say "hi my name is Rick i have an incredibly small penis...can i buy you a drink?"

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Lyrics in a Country song.. but dang good line !!!

you dont sweat much for a fat girl

From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to check you out

5) Is...

Can I hang out with you until it's safe back where I farted?

I'm not telling you this to impress you...but I am Batman

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

are you dancing or holding down a floor board