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    Funny sayings - My Wallet My wallet is like

    an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry..
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 25, 2014


    These old sayings of expressing fun is so weird! And I have no idea why we use them or where they come from! Here's my list... "More fun than a barrel of monkeys." - Erm... how is a barrel of monkeys fun??? Sounds like a headache to me! =p "More fun...
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    13 Responses Dec 5, 2008


    = **** Everything And Run XP
    peanlo peanlo
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 21, 2010

    Humorous Sayings

    1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. 3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak...
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    1 Response Jul 14, 2011

    When Someone Says Something That Makes No Sense Or Is Irrelevant, My Response Is Usually...

    What does that have to do with how the price of rice in China affects the rise and fall of skirts in America? Maybe not funny in the comical sense, but it usually requires a "double take" for people to get what I mean, and those who have a sarcastic sense of humor...
    lagringa lagringa
    1 Response Dec 5, 2008
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