I Was Attacked By a Dorito

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 13 People

    It's Alive!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Doritos must have a mind of their own!!! They hate me!!! I've had the weirdest things happen to me with Doritos!!! I have three experiences with Doritos which I was attacked by a Dorito. Experience One: So like normal, I ate a Dorito and while it was in my mouth, it turned to...
    trueheartis2cool trueheartis2cool
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Dec 13, 2011

    Attacked By A Dorito

    Don't underestimate those sneaky bastards..
    Arorin Arorin
    22-25, M
    17 Responses Jan 18, 2010

    DOUBLE Ouch!

    I was playing with the baby on Sunday until she realized that her brother had doritos. She ran and grabbed one and then came back to the couch where I was sitting. I laid down and had her on my lap and we were giggling and being silly when she decided it was time to get down. She...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    1 Response Aug 15, 2008

    Be Careful.

    It was dark. I was hungry. I thought it would be an innocent midnight snack. So much cheese. So much crunch. They jumped at me. Now I'm a cast member for Jersey Shore.
    OnMyTippeeToes OnMyTippeeToes
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 19, 2012
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