I Was Bit By the Zombie Dodo

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 17 People

    Mwah Ha Ha!

    i was believed to be fresh meat!  he bit me!! but Saturn girl bit me first!!! all he got was my rotten backside!!!
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Oct 30, 2007


    just when i thought i was safe! i wonder if my gesture back happened to make me immune to dodo-zombie-ism... at least i like the color green huh?  
    lostcancerian lostcancerian
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 29, 2007

    Now I'm Feeling Zombified

    I, too was bitten by the zombie dodo and I liked it. Now I'm feeling zombified.
    SWATgirl SWATgirl
    26-30, F
    1 Response Oct 30, 2007

    Dodo Zombianism Strikes

    Here we were thinking he was all endangered or exitinct...now I'm bit...and growing a zombie dodo body... Noooooooooooooooo No Noooooooooooooooo No, well maybe...or Noooooooooooooooo   ******************************************************************************* Public...
    smebro smebro
    22-25, M
    26 Responses Oct 29, 2007

    Stumble......... Flail............ Drool............ Guh........

    Huh? Whaaaaaaaaa.......................?? Last night the attack happened. It was sudden and all quick like. I didn't suspect a thing. Silly me, I knew I shouldnt have gotten close, but I was curious... I, being an innocent by-stander during the whole Zombie incident and the...
    Cinderelly Cinderelly
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Oct 30, 2007

    Holy Mother.

    it bit me. it bit me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    9 Responses Oct 29, 2007

    I Was Minding My Own Buisness.

    Went to check my mail. Nothing there. Then i went to check a gesture and before I realized it. zombiedodo bite me. Someone tell me what to do please. How do I reverse the zombieness? Help meeeeeeeeeee!!
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
    41-45, M
    8 Responses Oct 29, 2007

    And He Didnt Buy Me Dinner First

    What a cheek .... mmmm cheeks ...... Now i cant do a thing with my hair !! I'll be having a friend for dinner tonight.... they don't even use their brain ... so its only fair that i have them ... mmmmmm
    caroli9 caroli9
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Oct 29, 2007

    Victim 6

    ** Zombie Dodo Egg ** My sick twist to the Easter Egg Hunt
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    Jan 29, 2008


    I was just bitten by the Zombie dodo!!! I hope he had his rabies shots!! Dang I hope the change doesnt come too quick!! lol
    picgirl picgirl
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Oct 29, 2007

    Suggested Treatment

    Bit...dangit...I am bit....any doctors out there...how does one treat a dodo bite????
    Lexus Lexus
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Oct 29, 2007


    so here i was, just browsing around, when i noticed i had been bitten....by a zombie dodo of all things.  I thought nothing of it and went on about my business.  It was when i started feeling this...wing...or something start to grow that i decided to investigate this...
    KinkyFlower KinkyFlower
    31-35, F
    10 Responses Oct 29, 2007
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