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I Was Buttering The Toast When I Ripped A Hole In It

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    Never Butter In Anger ;)

    It was a Monday morning, I had been up working late all night and Liberty,my youngest, had been up all night with a stomach ache. Katherine was going through a moody pre-teen thing and Theo was away on business. AND (and this is the worst part) we were out of coffee. So the kids...
    Tropicana55 Tropicana55 31-35, F Mar 22, 2012

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    Grrr

    i hate when you are waiting ages for your toast an you press cancel on the toaster because it's taking too long, then when you try butter it, it rips. ugh.
    emilialeanordx emilialeanordx 18-21, F Jun 28, 2010

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