Actually I'm an atheist, so that's just a joke. But if you believe in god, then you have to admit he's a sadistic **** for making me a lifelong bedwetter, and even more twisted for making me like it. :)
At the hospital, the nurses don't want to bring me to the toilette if it was only to pee. So the forced me to **** into the pad over my bed. When I did my wee, one nurses simply gave me an othre protection pad to put under me.
Real story in Qc because of missing personels.