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I Was Not the Smartest Child

Let's Face It: Kids Do Stupid Things 71 People

    In Second Grade

    Courtney was my best friend in first grade till third grade. Courtneys house was fun. Horse. Kittens. Goats. Just lots of fun stuff. But she and all my other friends always want to come to my house. Even though most the time were not allowed in the house.. And there's really...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 28, 2013

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    I used to think that you got pregnant from pee.

    ... So I was scared to pee because I would get myself pregnant... -__- i was an idiot
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 3 Responses Oct 11, 2014

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    I used to think that

    when you adopt a kid you'd walk through this walmart-type store... With kids on the shelves... And when you found one you wanted youd put it in the cart and go to cashier and you'd buy a kid.... 0__o
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 27, 2014

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    Burned Down the Garage . :)

    When i was 5 , about a week before Christmas , My sister started tormenting me about my gift to our parents. All i had was this stupid little card i colored in school. She kept telling me how her present was so good that our  parents would love her more and probably just...
    HeadinAzz HeadinAzz 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 24, 2009

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    Nope

    Until I started school at the age of 4, I was convinced I was just a very short person.  I knew no other children, my family were all older than me and there were no children in my neighbourhood. Up until starting school, I thought television had little...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 4, 2009

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    The Night Before ......

    I started secondary school ,last day of the holidays . Down the pitch,s with my friends playing footie on the big grass pitch not the ash one after what happened last year !! Went if for a tackle folded my right knee under me coundn,t straighten it ... Piece of metal sticking...
    salar1 salar1 51-55, M 6 Responses May 3, 2009

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    This Could Explain a Lot

    I wasn't dumb as a doorknob in my youth, and I'm not Mensa material now.  I was always a good student, but this isn't about academics. In the winters of my youth, our parents would pack us in the car and we’d drive a couple miles to a really good sledding hill. ...
    failedexperiment failedexperiment 31-35, M 6 Responses May 2, 2009

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    Don't Ever Touch the Golden Tassels of the American Flag

    The American Flag.  We were taught to respect it. You said the pledge of allegiance Monday through Friday at school. We were proud little American children in the 50's  and 60's. Perhaps I wasn't the smartest child, one night during a school performance...
    PeedeeDog PeedeeDog 12919 3 Responses May 7, 2009

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    Things Haven't Really Changed That Much...

    Every lunchtime my class like to share stories about things they've done, seen etc... Every now and then they like to hear stories about what I got up to as a child. I did some pretty stupid things when I was a kid, not really grown out of that to be honest, and Im pretty...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 3 Responses Oct 17, 2009

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    Started when I was 10 ended at 11 now I'm 13 I was going to a friends house he was more like my brothers friend He invited us to go swim at his house so me and my brother went I...
    AloneGirl13 AloneGirl13 13-15, F 4 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    When I was about 5, I was skipping along the stairs. I was just messing around when my mother called me. I was about to run downstairs, but I tripped and fell down straight from...
    PonyDancer PonyDancer 18-21, F Jan 8

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    I thought after many years I would totally forget the past and live peacefully. But as I stare at the nothingness earlier, everything came back to me. I was molested by the son of...
    dakilangdreamer dakilangdreamer 18-21, F 7 Responses Dec 25, 2014

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    When I was a little girl, I was both physically and se*ually abused. I was se*ually abused by one of my old best friend's sister. She was a year younger than me but she showed me...
    anonymousvictim anonymousvictim 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    God and me (Nothing but the truth) Every time I find evidence, I end up doubting if its true evidence. But theres always someone telling me its true, I was made this was. I...
    HandyMannyWanny HandyMannyWanny 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    Death of My Father May, 2001 It’s a very quiet morning. My husband left to go visit his mother and father who live right down the road from us. I feel as if I have been cheated...
    secretme1970 secretme1970 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 3

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    When I was a child my family was poor. My mother tried her best but she couldn't afford many things for us. We played with what we had and we had a lot of fun. I remember being...
    aquikay aquikay 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 26, 2014

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    I don't often go in Wal-Mart. Today I was inside one of our superstores and while waiting in "speedy" check-out (Wal-Mart gives a whole new meaning to that word!) I listened to a...
    brokenat5 brokenat5 61-65, M 4 Responses Jan 15

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    There was a charity concert in my country last night. Lots of actors, singers, artists and even writers took part in it. They called people to send two or five dollars through...
    AnnaJackson12345 AnnaJackson12345 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    There was a charity concert in my country last night. Lots of actors, singers, artists and even writers took part in it. They called people to send two or five dollars through...
    AnnaJackson12345 AnnaJackson12345 18-21, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    October 17,1997 1:10 pm. Most people wouldn't define the day of their birth as their strongest moment, but for me its a day i will forever define as my strongest and hugest...
    withpaincomesstrength withpaincomesstrength 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 25, 2014

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    In kindergarten we never really talk but after school we play outside till nightfall. I lived up on a hill that over looked his house and the town. In first grade I got held back...
    PoopieNoodle PoopieNoodle 18-21, F Jan 12

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    I never realized it till I was older, which is actually pretty funny. One time a kid kicked me down the steps whilst getting off of the bus, threw my glasses out the windows on the...
    JanetHime JanetHime 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 15

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    What you do, always comes with a consequence. Good or bad. ------------------------------- So here's a 100% true story, that is currently going on in my life. I won't say names...
    HannahMarieX HannahMarieX 18-21 Jan 13

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    Facts:Approximatly one-third of children with an allegation that they had been maltreated experienced at least one additional report within a 5-year period. When a subset of...
    JosephSpartanCrimson JosephSpartanCrimson 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 26, 2014

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    You know, abuse of any kind is horrible enough. But abusing a child...I just can decipher it. Children are so innocent and to to take advantage of innocence in such a disgusting...
    Crena212 Crena212 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 27, 2014

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    My parents divorced not long after I had turned one. My father moved out and I got used to seeing him every second day each week. I was mostly raised by my father and my...
    zanthemum zanthemum 18-21, F Dec 31, 2014

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    My name is Brenda. I live in Baldwin Mich. Which is lake county. I been dealing with cps since 2006. It really got bad in 2008 to now. In 2010 I got married to a guy. He has 4...
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    I have a MA in Psychology and many years of work in large corporations with greats jobs. When I had a baby, my ex husband and I agreed that working from home would be the best...
    lostinthessauce lostinthessauce 41-45, F Jan 3

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    My husband and I just married in April 2014. I didn't even want to get married, but he did, so we did. Now I'm at the perfect time and age to have children. I'm almost 28 (will be...
    raziel1687 raziel1687 22-25, F Jan 6

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    The Invisible Girl and Her Private Hell-Did you know that overweight awkward cry baby who consistently made the Honor Roll/High Honor Roll, always had her nose in a book,never gave...
    Merka94 Merka94 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 17

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    I Survived. I was never a typical male child, outgoing, adventurous, active in sports. I was more quiet, curious and sensitive. I didn't have a strong bond with my father. He was...
    bcvegas4u2 bcvegas4u2 66-70, M 4 days ago

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    After All My Sacrafices She Rejected Me- My only surviving child born after several miscarriages was stolen to Israel by her daddy in February 2002 at age 7 and is still there...
    SeattleChoc SeattleChoc 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2014

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    I have known since I was 11 that I didn't want to have children. I didn't like kids as a kid, and couldn't fathom that my sole future was entwined with dirty diapers and tween...
    MoniquetheBlonde MoniquetheBlonde 18-21, F Dec 29, 2014

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    My mother is diagnosed with BPD. I've kinda known for several years, however her alcoholism was taking the blame for all of her verbal berating & the time, 2 years ago, when she...
    AmandainFL AmandainFL 36-40, F Jan 13

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    Whn I gt preg wth my 2nd child I never though it will be a gal, I never like to have a gal child cos I had a lot on my mind then like " gals r not safe that boys, wat if his father...
    Lifeisawar Lifeisawar 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 14

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    I have no idea where to even start. My mom has Borderline Personality Disorder (she has been diagnosed) and her mental health has reeked havoc on my entire life. I suffered years...
    urbancowgrl7152 urbancowgrl7152 26-30 3 days ago

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    When I was about 3-6 years old, me and my twin brother caught the attention of talent agents, they told our parents that they thought we were so cute that we should open up for...
    AmJordi AmJordi 18-21, M 8 hrs ago

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    I was born on a Sunday "Monday's Child is fair of face, Tuesday's Child is full of grace, Wednesday's Child is full of woe, Thursday's Child has far to go, Friday's Child is...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 Dec 31, 2014

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    Don't know what to do...any advice? stay in marriage without kids and cope with the emptiness and somehow not resent my husband or try to start over. I'm 35 so clock is ticking. I...
    shymh shymh 31-35, F Jan 2

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    I have 2 son's one, the youngest, 27 years old, is wonderful, loving, caring and we love and support each other. However my oldest son, 34 years old, has been cold, distant...
    hardworkingmom88 hardworkingmom88 51-55, F 1 Response Jan 2

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    I think the reason why I'm such a ****** person now has to do with how I was treated as a kid. Sometimes I tell people of my past and they tell me, "It was just elementary school...
    TryingToLiveLife TryingToLiveLife 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    I've been reading the book "Abandoned Parents: The Devil's Dilemma: The Causes and Consequences of Adult Children Abandoning Their Parents" by the author Sharon A. Wildey. This...
    MuchStrongerNow MuchStrongerNow 56-60, F 1 Response Jan 8

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    January is the hardest month for me. My daughter was 15 when she decided to stop coming over. She decided to stop speaking to me. The she blew off our family Christmas. Then...
    sadmom68 sadmom68 46-50, F Jan 9

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    It just sucks and it never gets better. The best I can do is placate and try to pacify, but it is so wearing. You can't even begin to suggest that she seek help because...
    loresmom loresmom 41-45, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    My mixed breed nightmare-I have 3 children with my wife of 15 years ages 14,10,and 7. Then I have too what I call my American son or sometimes my pointedly my Black son. He is 22...
    PinskProduct PinskProduct 41-45, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I was a strange child, much like today...I am a strange adult lol. I see things differently to others, I have my own views and ideas. I don't follow, I like to lead and I do so...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M Dec 28, 2014

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