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I Was Not the Smartest Child

Let's Face It: Kids Do Stupid Things 71 People

    In Second Grade

    Courtney was my best friend in first grade till third grade. Courtneys house was fun. Horse. Kittens. Goats. Just lots of fun stuff. But she and all my other friends always want to come to my house. Even though most the time were not allowed in the house.. And there's really...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 28, 2013

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    Things Haven't Really Changed That Much...

    Every lunchtime my class like to share stories about things they've done, seen etc... Every now and then they like to hear stories about what I got up to as a child. I did some pretty stupid things when I was a kid, not really grown out of that to be honest, and Im pretty...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 3 Responses Oct 17, 2009

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    The Night Before ......

    I started secondary school ,last day of the holidays . Down the pitch,s with my friends playing footie on the big grass pitch not the ash one after what happened last year !! Went if for a tackle folded my right knee under me coundn,t straighten it ... Piece of metal sticking...
    salar1 salar1 51-55, M 6 Responses May 3, 2009

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    Don't Ever Touch the Golden Tassels of the American Flag

    The American Flag.  We were taught to respect it. You said the pledge of allegiance Monday through Friday at school. We were proud little American children in the 50's  and 60's. Perhaps I wasn't the smartest child, one night during a school performance...
    PeedeeDog PeedeeDog 66-70 3 Responses May 7, 2009

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    I used to think that you got pregnant from pee.

    ... So I was scared to pee because I would get myself pregnant... -__- i was an idiot
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 11, 2014

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    Burned Down the Garage . :)

    When i was 5 , about a week before Christmas , My sister started tormenting me about my gift to our parents. All i had was this stupid little card i colored in school. She kept telling me how her present was so good that our  parents would love her more and probably just...
    HeadinAzz HeadinAzz 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 24, 2009

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    I used to think that

    when you adopt a kid you'd walk through this walmart-type store... With kids on the shelves... And when you found one you wanted youd put it in the cart and go to cashier and you'd buy a kid.... 0__o
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 27, 2014

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    This Could Explain a Lot

    I wasn't dumb as a doorknob in my youth, and I'm not Mensa material now.  I was always a good student, but this isn't about academics. In the winters of my youth, our parents would pack us in the car and we’d drive a couple miles to a really good sledding hill. ...
    failedexperiment failedexperiment 31-35, M 6 Responses May 2, 2009

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    Nope

    Until I started school at the age of 4, I was convinced I was just a very short person.  I knew no other children, my family were all older than me and there were no children in my neighbourhood. Up until starting school, I thought television had little...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 4, 2009

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    Traumatised me in ways. It happened to me once by a huge misunderstanding. I was not being given some glue one day and I was accused of hogging and the teacher punished me for...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 May 14

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    I feel like as a result of my own molestation i was very sexually curious when i was young. I played doctor with a neighbor boy. We'd hide in closets while our mom's visited...
    dkmol dkmol 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    I gave my 10yr old step daughter some advice a month or so back and have only noticed now how much of it she took onboard. Things are so much better and her anxiety and guilt have...
    stormmistress stormmistress 31-35, F May 3

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    When I was young, around maybe 9 years of age, I was bullied by members of my family, as well as my peers in school. I always struggled with my gender identity and caught so much...
    amymisano amymisano 31-35, T May 18

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    I was a child once, I wanted the stupid things kids want and thought the world worked as kids do. My dad made us go to church, spent Saturday evenings letting me know how...
    somelostdude somelostdude 36-40, M 2 days ago

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    I think the worse thing when I was a child was getting the switch for my spankings. I'd go get the switch and would pick off any parts that can do too much damage. And be bent...
    Jillian525 Jillian525 31-35, F 1 Response May 8

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    When I was a child, I loved going out and playing with other kids my own age. I enjoyed playing different sports, sledding down a hill of snow, and swimming and water skiing.
    oldermaturewife oldermaturewife 46-50, F 10 Responses May 5

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    I think I was 16 when it happened. I was tired, grabbed a bottle of unopened tylonel and told my parents goodnight while they were watching depressing **** on the news. I'm gay...
    jtm3343 jtm3343 22-25, M 1 hr ago

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    The other night I met up with a friend in town to walk around, meet up with some friends, and just talk. It was around midnight and she didn't let any of her family know that she...
    ABlueEyedNobody ABlueEyedNobody 16-17, F Apr 29

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    I am afraid bullying has become an epidemic in the Western world in our time. No one seems to know the complete answer but we all need to do what we can to bring this cowardly...
    will999 will999 61-65, M 2 hrs ago

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    DayDay(10/11) and Noska(9) Taken Back to Finland in 2003- In December 2003, just as I was about to be handed final divorce decrees along with Sole Custody of my children in two...
    StartingOver69 StartingOver69 41-45, F 3 days ago

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    Are the anti-spankers right ? When we look at statistics and general debate in society, it seems clear that more and more people turn against spankings as a tool for parents to...
    LauChar LauChar 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    February 17 2000- Early on this morning,two police officers showed up at the club I was dancing at(don't judge me!) and ask "Are you the mother of J------ Martin-Zecharias?". That...
    CocoaBelle CocoaBelle 41-45, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    My true story is a mix of choice and not by choice. From a young age everyone expected me to have a baby on my hip every chance I could . I was a late bloomer and held onto my...
    lovewillkeepus2gether lovewillkeepus2gether 36-40, F 3 days ago

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    I'm not sure where else to turn... When little one was born her father decided he didn't want to be bothered. So I petitioned to take him to court to submit his DNA for a test...
    conflicted2012 conflicted2012 22-25 6 days ago

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    Grommit has what she needs more or less and is happy. A couple sliding last night. They catch me so I catch them. Haul them up the slope. This morning further chats and then a...
    grommit3 grommit3 36-40, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    What a terrible thing! Spanking children! DonĀ“t you think? Children who are spanked grow up to become violent as adults, right? That is the politically correct view these days...
    Helle31 Helle31 31-35, F 10 Responses 1 day ago

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    I lost a little boy to CPS. While I was incapable at a time to be a mother to my son for issues out of my control, with a little help and encouragement I could have gotten back on...
    tmurray14 tmurray14 22-25, F 1 Response May 5

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    I am a victim- In 09 or 10 1996, my father left a certain German speaking country and travelled on Russian Passport to Moscow accompanied by his two toddlers. My older brother and...
    SteppeChild SteppeChild 18-21, F 3 Responses May 6

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    My son was born in August 2000, with Hemihypertrophy,he is now 14 1/2, he was taken from me in a child custody fight,along with his sister. My ex-husband was and is a monster, liar...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 6

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    I absolutely love my nieces and nephews. I was the youngest of four siblings so not surprisingly I was an aunt at 7 and again at 17. Relationships with my nephews were playful...
    Tannasheart Tannasheart 51-55, F 3 Responses May 10

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    Hidden From Me In Canada-When I had my eldest child in March 2006 I was a month shy of 16 and since my baby's father was run off by my stepfather, I had no choice except to let my...
    BeingOracleSince90 BeingOracleSince90 22-25, F May 15

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    I was an abused child growing up, all done by step-fathers. I don't hold anything against my mother, since she was mistreated along with me. My first step-father abused me and my...
    Sonicblu Sonicblu 41-45, M 2 Responses May 17

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    Happy Belated 9th Birthday, Baby Girl! Your Mommy is fighting so hard to get you back- My eldest child,born a month shy of my 16th birthday back in 2006, has always resided in the...
    BeingOracleSince90 BeingOracleSince90 22-25, F May 17

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    I was just about to enter my building when I heard a child crying loudly and painfully. There was no turning away. I put down what I was carrying and walked in the direction of...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    I lost a little boy to CPS. While I was incapable at a time to be a mother to my son for issues out of my control, with a little help and encouragement I could have gotten back on...
    tmurray14 tmurray14 22-25, F May 5

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    I lost a little boy to CPS. While I was incapable at a time to be a mother to my son for issues out of my control, with a little help and encouragement I could have gotten back on...
    tmurray14 tmurray14 22-25, F May 5

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    I have never liked children, I find them to be loud and tedious. I have several opinions about various topics that people may not necessarily agree with but I've always been able...
    Popitart7 Popitart7 22-25, F 3 Responses May 6

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    I was never my mother favorite child. I am the oldest and I have a sister who is 5 years younger than me. I was the mistaken child and the black sheep of the family because...
    xbukix xbukix 22-25, F May 6

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    (PIC) It was probably one of the hardest things I've ever had to do in my entire life. I was just too young and I could not have possibly given my child the life I would have...
    KierstenJ671 KierstenJ671 22-25, F 1 Response May 7

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    Starting child years instruction and mulling over is a particular self-control that is concerned with caring for and showing young people, considering their own needs and likings...
    proeducation02 proeducation02 22-25, F May 11

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    Under the cloud. In all that we reach for, love is the dearest quality we crave. With innocence we look to being lead along a sunny walk. A walk a child has no control over, a...
    walkingwithlove walkingwithlove 56-60, M May 12

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    Last time I was in the supermarket I saw a woman get right in the face of the child who was sitting in the shopping cart and tell the child that she was going to slap the **** out...
    thatbobguy thatbobguy 56-60, M 2 Responses May 15

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