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I Was Not the Smartest Child

Let's Face It: Kids Do Stupid Things 73 People

    Burned Down the Garage . :)

    When i was 5 , about a week before Christmas , My sister started tormenting me about my gift to our parents. All i had was this stupid little card i colored in school. She kept telling me how her present was so good that our  parents would love her more and probably just...
    HeadinAzz HeadinAzz 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 24, 2009

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    In Second Grade

    Courtney was my best friend in first grade till third grade. Courtneys house was fun. Horse. Kittens. Goats. Just lots of fun stuff. But she and all my other friends always want to come to my house. Even though most the time were not allowed in the house.. And there's really...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 28, 2013

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    I used to think that you got pregnant from pee.

    ... So I was scared to pee because I would get myself pregnant... -__- i was an idiot
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 11, 2014

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    Nope

    Until I started school at the age of 4, I was convinced I was just a very short person.  I knew no other children, my family were all older than me and there were no children in my neighbourhood. Up until starting school, I thought television had little...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 4, 2009

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    The Night Before ......

    I started secondary school ,last day of the holidays . Down the pitch,s with my friends playing footie on the big grass pitch not the ash one after what happened last year !! Went if for a tackle folded my right knee under me coundn,t straighten it ... Piece of metal sticking...
    salar1 salar1 51-55, M 6 Responses May 3, 2009

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    Don't Ever Touch the Golden Tassels of the American Flag

    The American Flag.  We were taught to respect it. You said the pledge of allegiance Monday through Friday at school. We were proud little American children in the 50's  and 60's. Perhaps I wasn't the smartest child, one night during a school performance...
    PeedeeDog PeedeeDog 66-70 3 Responses May 7, 2009

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    I used to think that

    when you adopt a kid you'd walk through this walmart-type store... With kids on the shelves... And when you found one you wanted youd put it in the cart and go to cashier and you'd buy a kid.... 0__o
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 27, 2014

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    This Could Explain a Lot

    I wasn't dumb as a doorknob in my youth, and I'm not Mensa material now.  I was always a good student, but this isn't about academics. In the winters of my youth, our parents would pack us in the car and we’d drive a couple miles to a really good sledding hill. ...
    failedexperiment failedexperiment 31-35, M 6 Responses May 2, 2009

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    Things Haven't Really Changed That Much...

    Every lunchtime my class like to share stories about things they've done, seen etc... Every now and then they like to hear stories about what I got up to as a child. I did some pretty stupid things when I was a kid, not really grown out of that to be honest, and Im pretty...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 3 Responses Oct 17, 2009

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    I love the thought of having family some time in the future, being a husband, a father, or even a great girlfriend...marriage won't be a top priority just making that one person...
    GlennSimpson348 GlennSimpson348 18-21, M 11 hrs ago

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    I was bullied when i was a child.It started at 2nd grade but i don't know why were they bulliying me.I was kind,helpful,talkative,honest,trustworthy...but everybody was making fun...
    ughjustfiveminutesmore ughjustfiveminutesmore 18-21, F 4 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    It shouldn't hurt to be a child, yet most abuse cases, are from parents. You would never think that someone who is suppose to Love and protect you, to hurt you, yet it is happenin...
    BroknGirl89 BroknGirl89 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    Child abuse is the worst thing that someone could do to a child. No child deserves to be hurt in any kind of way. Child abuse effects you for your entire life. It leaves you with a...
    BroknGirl89 BroknGirl89 26-30, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I feel so much pain for all the abused children out there, maybe it was because I was one of them, I was in their shoes, and I know what they are feeling, and the paint that they...
    BroknGirl89 BroknGirl89 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    I am the girl no one wanted to sit next to in the lunch room. The girl no one wanted to play with as a child. The first time I went was asked to a girls house when I was a child...
    BrokenAngel38 BrokenAngel38 36-40, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I'm 16. I'm happy to say that I don't have any children. It's so weird seeing people I went to school with rocking a growing belly. Then there are the Maury cases who want babies...
    theprettysideofugly theprettysideofugly 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    I was abused when I was a child. I'm 22 now and have a 1 year old and trying so hard to deal with my, I have had counselling on many occasions with different people and I still...
    JenniferSmith2658 JenniferSmith2658 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I was molested at the age of 6 until I was 12. Sadly this has happened with 5 different people, throughout most of my childhood. I am going to share my story of the first incident...
    loverenzy loverenzy 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    As A Social Worker Doing A Health&Welfare Visit Summarized- " To Whom It May Concern as of March 2003&In Particular the Inquirying Russian Citizen: Here I have observed two healthy...
    MeritEun MeritEun 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    My niece was molested when she was a child and she suffered from depression and she is scared to leave the house ever since. Its horrible , I try to help her recover but it seems...
    ElisabethDaisy ElisabethDaisy 18-21, F 15 Responses 6 days ago

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    25-511. Failure of parent to provide for child; classification A. Except as provided in section 25-501, subsection F, any parent of a minor child who knowingly fails to furnish...
    Hiddenheart101 Hiddenheart101 56-60, F a week ago

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    My mom was 15 and my dad was 15 when they gave birth to a miracle 5 twins. At school, they make fun of us because they say I'm s illegal child and I'm a bastard. They told me your...
    Romeyallen Romeyallen 22-25, M a week ago

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    I am the middle child and my mom favorites my little brother and my big sister my little brothers forward in my big sister is 15 and I'm 14 One day my mom can't this boy and my...
    Jazzmine641 Jazzmine641 13-15, F Jun 25

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    I'm 21 and my parents recently divorced last year when I was 20. They were married for 25 years before my dad pulled the idiot card one night. He got drunk and accused my mom of...
    gymcheer1218 gymcheer1218 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 25

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    This is quite a mouthful, I'm sorry. I just need to write it out. When I was around 7, my family made the move from California to Washington State. Now, around 10 years later, I've...
    buffybellissimo buffybellissimo 16-17 Jun 25

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    This is tough. Every single day. My whole life I wanted to have a child. I planned my life around it. I got all my partying and promiscuity out of the way when I was younger...
    Whatsmystory Whatsmystory 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 24

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    I live in the nice part of town, I have a nice home, with pretty decent, but sometimes overly nosey neighbors. I have a decent life, now drug free, we arent rich, but we are not...
    thebooboo thebooboo 26-30, F Jun 24

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    Notes To My Children: Things I Want Them To Know.This book is dedicated to my children, Odarely Monserrat, Sharon Paulina and Alan Gabriel: mi alma, mi cielo y mi luna...
    puckit600 puckit600 46-50, M Jun 23

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    June 23, 2015 TO MY BELOVED CHILDREN: This letter is written a few years before you guys are born. Everytime I see your father's eyes, I get a vision on how you are going to look...
    WeberFerguson WeberFerguson 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 23

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    Sexual abuse. I was sexually abused as a child and it's the biggest secret I have. I suppressed the memories because I was very young but I always had flashbacks. They came...
    Dezaria Dezaria 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 23

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    Ever since I was about 4 or 5 Child Protective Services (CPS) had been called in on my family on an almost weekly basis, many of those calls being from extended family members. I...
    ScarletteTranevel ScarletteTranevel 22-25, F Jun 23

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    I wanted to have a lot of children when I was younger. Of course I can't have 12 children of my own since I have to spend my life being pregnant and breast feeding for 25 years...
    LeahNl LeahNl 31-35, F Jun 22

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    Please help stop the abuse in Queensland's Mercy Community Services residential placements. My name is Mark Paul Owens. I am 11 years old. Queensland Child Safety put me into care...
    markyowens markyowens 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 22

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    With Father's Day tomorrow, I was thinking on this subject. My father, to this day, tells me he loves me at least once every day that we see each other or talk on the phone. When...
    lostit77 lostit77 46-50, F 3 Responses Jun 20

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    I can honestly say I am glad social media was not around when I was a child. I left the "drama" at school. my home life was my safe place. I went fishing with my daddy, I...
    Amelia445 Amelia445 46-50, F 8 Responses Jun 20

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    but im cool with that. I like other peoples children, I am not a child hater and I am not desperately broody and heart broken about not having them either. Seems to me we get...
    anonmemyselfandi anonmemyselfandi 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 20

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    I used to dislike children all together, but as I get older I have found that I really love them. I feel a huge need to protect them, provide good memories for them, and let them...
    ThatGirlIsPoison23 ThatGirlIsPoison23 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 19

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    I hate being an only child...it's such a lonely existence. What saddens me the most is I never got the chance to hear someone call me their Sister or Auntie. What I also resent...
    AlreadyOwned7379 AlreadyOwned7379 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 17

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    I want as many as twenty children in my lifetime. I don't plan on using contraception, so once I marry I will welcome baby after baby into the world as they happen to come. I also...
    TheSundanceGal TheSundanceGal 18-21, F 4 Responses Jun 17

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    Well when I was in 4th grade this girl named Tabitha Youngs made my life a living Hell. She said she thought I was a guy BC my legs were hairy. Always tried to race me. I was a...
    EndlessFormsMostBeautiful EndlessFormsMostBeautiful 26-30, F 3 Responses Jun 17

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    I have always felt I have been unworthy of being an only child. I have a long distance relationship and I love my partner but I feel bullied by my parents (even though I know they...
    Farven Farven 18-21, M Jun 16

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    The thing is, I have no real clear memories before the age of about 7. I've been having these dreams lately about a man with dark hair and eyes taking me in his black car. The...
    SavedByMCR SavedByMCR 18-21, F Jun 16

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