I Was Rudely Violated By Ronald Mcdonald

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    that pic is wrong in so many ways
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    Mar 5, 2010


    Dude, it's Michael McJackson!! Remember that urban legend about the condom in the hamburger? It's not a legend anymore! Hahahaha!! Refill that Jesus Juice for ya little buddy?
    MadGeniusGentleman MadGeniusGentleman
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jul 22, 2011

    Many Pounds

    I used to be a fast food junkie and I would eat at many different fast food restaurants over the course of a week. The choices I made, along with the poor nutritional choices offered by these businesses severely violated my body with many pounds.  Several years ago I...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Mar 6, 2010

    *snivels And Stands Up In Front Of Group*

    *ahem*He said he liked my buns...Said he had just the right sort of creamy mayo to put between them...I looked down to see an over so so sized french fry sticking out of his pants...Then he licked his fingers and said they tasted salty...I threw my frozen coke at him and ran for...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    9 Responses Aug 22, 2011

    Ha Ha Lol Wtf

    The funniest group I have ran into yet. OMG. I join.
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    Jul 20, 2011
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