I Wasn't Born Yesterday

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    No, I'm Not As Dumb As You Thought.

    I can't stand when people think they have pulled the wool over my eyes.  Little do they know, I have eyes in the back of my head!  My intuition is always right on the money.  When I sense something, I am usually right.  I mean, there wasn't much of a secret...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    Apr 20, 2009

    Nope I Wasn't

    I was born two days ago. Mahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
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    1 Response Apr 9, 2009

    Spoon Bending?

    I do research in psychology into paranormal (psi) phenomenon. As this is quite an unusual area I was expecting to meet some strange co workers! The guy at the desk next to me had a spoon that was broken beside his computer - I said jokingly "did you bend that with your mind...
    catie42 catie42
    31-35, F
    Sep 23, 2013

    I Wasn't Born Yesterday

    Nope, I ain't dumb (it can happen at times, lol)...I may sometime act like it and I'm far from being it.  I understand, I read you, etc...  I find it hilarious and interesting when people try getting info outta me, I pretend I'm not aware...Me duh...NO. you...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    Oct 27, 2010

    Born Yesterday?

    I tell people I was born at night, but not last night.
    retiredfather retiredfather
    61-65, M
    Apr 9, 2009
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