The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks who? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks YOUR FACE!
When Chuck was in Rome the Romans did as Chuck Norris.
Did you see the Chuck Norris outtakes from Delta Force? Oh, that's right, there are no outtakes because every Chuck Norris shot was perfect.
A man once asked Chuck Norris how much he benched. Chuck Norris sighed and roundhouse kicked him through a wall and said "I don't bench, I wall".
The term "chuck wagon" originally came from the pioneer wagons full of food and offerings given to Chuck for allowing them to cross Texas safely.
They once offered Chuck Norris to star in the new Mortal Kombat game but he roundhouse kicked the man who asked, nobody plays Chuck Norris
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
I am a strong emotional person who loves walking in to other people's shoes and judges people upon their actions or read into facial expressions. People think that I don't smile...
Chuck Norris can defy all laws of physics exept the ones involving his roundhouse kicks always being fatal.
What's the shape of Chuck Norris' home.......a round house.
Hmmmm Yoda's teacher Chuck was.
Some are a one man army, Chuck Norris is a one man dynasty.
Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.
Designers of the Large Hadron Collider finally realized all they needed was Chuck Norris to punch the opposing particle beams.
Most dogs have their day- Chuck Norris' dog has a week.
Chuck Norris beat the last level of Pac-Man by using his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6
Chuck Norris invented left and right just so he could roundhouse kick people in both directions.
Two burglars once tried to rob Chuck Norris. They ended up calling the police.
Chuck Norris doesn't trust anyone as far as he can roundhouse kick them.
In Chuck Norris' back yard is a pile of left footed boots. The right footed boots keep burning up in the atmosphere when doing round house kicks.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on facebook your PC explodes.
The movie 300 was really about how Chuck Norris defeated the Persian army with 300 roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris can dry clothes underwater.
For every movie about Vietnam starring Chuck Norris, the historical duration of the war decreases.
Chuck Norris once attacked his own shadow because he suspected it of following him.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, double rainbows are formed in the arcs of his kicks.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Chuck Norris bit the Apple logo.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris is the founding father of Roundhouse-kickology.
As a kid, Chuck Norris had a yard sale.....it became known as The Mall of America.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!