The cast of G.I. Joe watched Chuck Norris when they were children.
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When you watch "Walker, Texas Ranger" on T.V. that is actually Chuck Norris doing a live renactment.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks who? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks YOUR FACE!
Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
They once offered Chuck Norris to star in the new Mortal Kombat game but he roundhouse kicked the man who asked, nobody plays Chuck Norris
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Team Rocket once attempted to steal Chuck Norris' Pikachu; they were immediately roundhouse kicked by Chuck before they lay a finger on Pikachu.
When you see Chuck Norris' picture on a t-shirt, Don't look at him in the eyes. Because everything the shirt sees, CHUCK NORRIS SEES!
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris once made a joke, unfortunately everyone around him died of laughter!
When Chuck Norris was a baby he never used a pacifier, it just got stuck in his beard.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Somebody once tried to to shoot Chuck Norris. Another tried to stab him (R.I.P). Lesson to all: never bring a gun or knive to a roundhouse kick fight.
Chuck Norris's jeans are so tight to prevent excess oxygen from reaching his legs and causing involuntary Roundhouse Kicks.
T.N.T explodes because it fears Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to exhale, he just opens his mouth and the air runs away by itself.
Contingencies have a Chuck Norris plan.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris built The Terminator so he'd have someone to spar with.
A round house kick by Chuck Norris can, if it doesnt kill you, cure any illness. So far there are no survivers.
Chuck Norris was practicing his kicks, when he kicked so hard his foot went back in time and hit Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific.
Chuck Norris bowls overhand.
Too many cooks spoil the broth. Chuck Norris can make it delicious again.
You dont google Chuck Norris because one hit is fatal.
Thunder is just Chuck Norris breaking the sound barrier when he talks.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear a belt, he just tells his trousers to stay up.
Chuck Norris once broke the law. They are still trying to put it back together.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the triceratops till it didn't exist. It wasn't on his list.
Supernova's actually exist because Chuck Norris, is destroying space aliens in another galaxy.