15 watches and counting.
Every time I get paid nowadays, I just have to buy a watch, any watch will do, I don't particularly have a preference.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Chuck Norris can make apples from apple juice
When Chuck Norris play guitar, he is just staring at the guitar.
Chuck Norris was once summoned to court, the judge plead guilty and was let off with a warning!!
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the football and it scored twice!!
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris makes a roundhouse kick he may appear to be moving around. What actually happens is, he just makes the world move around him.
Chuck Norris can make the Cookie Monster Diet.
Chuck Norris' fists are so fast only dogs can hear them.
Scott Baio once called Chuck Norris "Charles", so Chuck showed him who's IN CHARGE...with his fist! No more Happy Days for Scott.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris never wore braces, he straightened his own teeth.
Contrary to poular belife King Kong was not shot off the Empire State Building, Chuck Norris round housed the building, the vibration shook him off.
When Chuck Norris' fever broke, the global warming crisis was solved.
How does Chuck Norris make coffee? He grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
Some children wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
Chuck Norris didn't dial the wrong number, YOU answered the WRONG phone.
Did you hear that Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience?
Did you hear what Chuck Norris did to the guy that threw him into the river? Just kidding... NOBODY throws Chuck Norris.
That's not a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, it's his third fist.
That's not "The light at the end of the tunnel" you see... that's Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "slaughter".
If Chuck Norris got shot today, tomorrow will be the bullets funeral.
Chuck Norris was scheduled to die 5 years ago, but Death hasn't mustered the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris does not own a computer. This is because as soon as he sits down at one it instantly shows the blue screen of death.
Before there were Big Macs, there were Little Macs... they were to small for Chuck Norris so he round-house kicked it so hard it became a Big Mac.
Chuck Norris will never be on The Apprentice cuz' The Donald knows that chuck would fire Him!...wait for it...with a round house kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris uses the white crayon, colors appear.
Chuck Norris won't rock your world, he will roundhouse kick it to another universe.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "slaughter."
Death came for Chuck Norris, but Chuck didn't want to go, so he round-house kicked Death and now they play poker every other Thursday
As a kid, Chuck Norris made his dad go to his room.
Chuck Norris can build a plane out of Macgyver.