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I Watch "Chuck"

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    It Makes My Mondays Happier!

    I look forward to every single Monday. Today is a Monday and I am prepared to be shocked by the "best episode yet!". I don't know. Last week's episode was pretty awesome!
    SavedByGrace14 SavedByGrace14 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 26, 2007

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    My Perspective On Chuck/comments On 3.10 (potential S3 Spoilers)

    This is taken from a post I put out last night on the fansite, ChuckTV.Net: ---Original CTVN Posting---- SPOILERS: Chuck 3.12 Official Synopsis CHUCK IS DETERMINED TO GET HIS GIRL BACK – BRANDON ROUTH (“SUPERMAN RETURNS”) GUEST STARS – Chuck...
    marcus101 marcus101 36-40, M Mar 21, 2010

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    Save Chuck!

    Save Chuck!  It's a bubble show and NBC hasn't yet decided if they're going to renew.  If YOU would like to see a third season of Chuck, get involved!  Write a letter, watch online, tell your friends and family about the show.  Get the word out about...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 14, 2009

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    Chuck

    I started watching the show after my friend Liz told me that I needed to watch it. I had my dad download the first season off the internet, and we started watching. I fell in love with the show right away. Although it's not my favourite show, I'm hooked. I like the plot, the...
    shytooth shytooth 16-18, F Dec 31, 2007

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    Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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    A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly...
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    A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first...
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    It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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    Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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    Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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    Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
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    When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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    A man with a bag of Lays potato chips taunted Chuck Norris: "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris ate the chips, the bag, and the man.
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    Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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    In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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    Chuck Norris is the reason NWA ran Straight Outta Compton
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    When Chuck Norris crosses the steet the cars have to look both ways.
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    Chuck Norris went looking for a rabbit in a forest. He came out with a bear and the bear was saying "I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".
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    Inertia is a property of Chuck Norris.
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    When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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    Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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    Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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    Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four...
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    In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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    Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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    Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room, the bears not dead it's just afraid to move.
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    When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up. He pushes the world down.
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    Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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    Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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    Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper, but Chuck Norris beats all three at the same time.
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    "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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    Curiosity killed the cat. Chuck Norris killed Curiosity.
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    Paul Bunyan may be able to knock down a whole forrest with one swing of his ax but Chuck Norris can take out a whole forrest with one roundhouse kick.
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    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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    Chuck Norris once roundhoused a horse in the chin and from then on, its decendents were known as giraffes!
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    Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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    God didn't make all men equal, but Samuel Colt did... then God made Chuck Norris
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    Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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    When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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    The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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    Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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    When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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    Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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    There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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    The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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