I Watched Orange Is The New Black

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    *guard breaks piΓ±ata* *no candy falls out* "Oh

    my god this is such a metaphor for their lives" - Soso. Way to degrade everyone once again, Soso. Lmao.
    thisissamwut thisissamwut
    18-21, M
    Jun 25, 2015
    xxflowerxx xxflowerxx
    22-25, F
    Jan 18, 2016

    "Seriously? You feed people food from the

    ******* floor like we're animals? Maybe we should all get down on our knees and lick it up!" Lmao
    thisissamwut thisissamwut
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jun 28, 2015
    TheGirlYouNeverKnew TheGirlYouNeverKnew
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jun 11, 2015
    IsisAuset IsisAuset
    22-25, F
    2 Responses May 22, 2015

    Season 3 spoiler alert.

    .. Am I the only one who wants Poussey to end up together with Soso?
    elsasaunt elsasaunt
    18-21, F
    Jul 2, 2015
    thisissamwut thisissamwut
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jul 17, 2015

    I'm not going to lie,

    I was a little disappointed in season 3, but it was still pretty good I just expected more since there was so much hype about the third season coming out. What I am mad about is I finished the whole season in one day.😳
    AnnisaMycole AnnisaMycole
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 28, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 16, 2015
    kittykat419 kittykat419
    18-21, F
    Jun 11, 2015
    Anon2721 Anon2721
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jun 20, 2015

    I want what Maritza and Flaca have tbh Also

    lets be totally honest Poussey Washington is amazing all hail Poussey
    lerlyblandor lerlyblandor
    18-21, F
    Jul 23, 2015

    Yep thanks to Netflix's I'm

    now addicted ....
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Nov 25, 2014

    "Toast Norma" Lol lunatics.

    But they're one of my faves to watch too. Sorry all but expect random OITNB quotes from me anytime!!! #muah
    Clipz4her Clipz4her
    26-30, F
    Aug 22, 2015

    that moment when you watch 10 episodes of

    Orange is the new black haha.
    ParisMaisie16 ParisMaisie16
    16-17, F
    Mar 4, 2016
    strawberryletter22 strawberryletter22
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jul 22, 2015

    My favorite is definitely Red!

    I just think she is so strong and has such power in everything she does! (p.s: she didn't make the food)
    QueenBep7 QueenBep7
    26-30, F
    Jul 22, 2015

    my all time fav show!

    didnt start watching it till after it was on tv ?? but I finished all seasons on Netflix in about a week! ????
    theonnonly24 theonnonly24
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Nov 29, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 15, 2014

    Like 5 min. of it I'm smart enough to know

    when I shouldn't be doing/watching something and this is one of those times.
    MissDoubleStuffedOreo MissDoubleStuffedOreo
    13-15, F
    1 Response Aug 13, 2015

    Daily reminder: Red didn't make the food.

    It has nothing to do with her.
    jeruo jeruo
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jul 8, 2015

    just found out about this show a few months ago.

    I know. totally late! but I got through all 3 seasons and I think everything down to the writing was awesome, little tmi with the lesbian stuff so it's def not for kids but I like it. Poosey is my favorite character. love Alex and Gloria too. I know it's about Piper but I don't...
    Clipz4her Clipz4her
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 21, 2015

    i like alex's personalisty

    and her eyes ??
    MohdFTW MohdFTW
    22-25, M
    Oct 7, 2015

    Why is it that some girls are seriously saying

    they turned gay for Ruby Rose? Am I the only one who doesn't think she's that pretty? And even if she is, being beautiful doesn't mean you have to change your sexuality, it means you just find that person attractive. I find some men attractive but I am no less straight than I...
    yourpetmuzzie yourpetmuzzie
    22-25, M
    7 Responses Jun 22, 2015

    "At least when I’m angry I have enough gas in

    the tank to fuckkk you like you deserve to be fuckkked." - Alex DAAAMNN ❀️😍😍
    L4Love L4Love
    22-25, F
    Jul 11, 2015
    EnigmaticExistence21 EnigmaticExistence21
    18-21, F
    Oct 30, 2015

    I hate Pipers personality

    so much in this season. I am glad that they finally elaborated on most of everyone's reason for being in jail though. And Morello getting married was so cute, I love her!
    fevertotell fevertotell
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Jul 5, 2015

    Even though the new season wasn't

    as great as the ones before.. Ruby Rose absolutely made it worth my while! That woman makes me doubt my sexuality!!πŸ˜…πŸ˜… I just freakin love heeerrr!😍❀️
    sudixx sudixx
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 19, 2015

    Sooo I shouldn't do the Trivia.

    I'm blowing it for those who haven't watched so sorry guys I shoulda thought of that
    Clipz4her Clipz4her
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Sep 8, 2015

    I could be titally wrong.

    .I feel like Bennett left and called the cops on Cesar in hopes to later get all the kids later somehow. Did anyone else notice how the scene where Bennett goes to Cesars apartment was identical to when the cops show up at his apartment? any thoughts?
    fevertotell fevertotell
    26-30, F
    Aug 19, 2015

    I neeeeeed to know if Alex is dead!

    and I really miss Nichols. I hope she comes back in season 4. totally obsessed!
    nookiesmom nookiesmom
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Jul 28, 2015

    My favourite character is Alex.

    But if in real life my favourite person would be Poussey! Both of them are loyal and brave, in different ways. I would turn gay for Alex kind of badass woman and Poussey would be that life-long friend I want. I'm left behind so Ruby Rose hasn't shown up yet! πŸ˜…
    ArielChen ArielChen
    26-30, F
    Jul 11, 2015

    I'm going to be Nicky

    for Halloween this year ^__^ I have the perfect hair and everything. Just gotta tease it up.
    jmann1423 jmann1423
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Oct 16, 2015
    diggerjayne diggerjayne
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Jun 15, 2015

    Binge-watched season one over the weekend

    and at this moment have to say it's the best series ever and that includes my fav detective duo from Scandinavia, a host of Brit offerings drama of comedy, The Knick (which slips slightly to second place) and anything HBO or Showtime has to offer. Um, wait a second. I do...
    DoveDescending DoveDescending
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jul 29, 2015
    YouMakeMeWanna69 YouMakeMeWanna69
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Sep 5, 2015
    Clipz4her Clipz4her
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 29, 2015

    "So who does she choose?

    Gilly or Space Admiral Rodcocker" lol only real OITNB insiders will understand lol
    Clipz4her Clipz4her
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Aug 21, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jun 11, 2015
    Bollenstitue Bollenstitue
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Jun 8, 2015

    OITNB TRIVIA?!! Who did Red give her smuggled

    items to to hide when Caputo accused her of smuggling in the green house??
    Clipz4her Clipz4her
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Sep 5, 2015
    akaShaun akaShaun
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Jun 11, 2015
    KatieBugg795 KatieBugg795
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 26, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 7, 2015

    Finally watching it. Still in the 1st season.

    I love Jenji Kohan. Was a big fan of weeds too.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 23, 2015

    Oh gosh dont judge ne

    but watching orange is the new black kinda made me want to be in a prison lmao. Just imagine having pussey, tasteey, nicky, crazy eyes ( or mayne not) as your cell mates :p but of course real prisons aren't as fun as in the show. I'm probably the only one who feels this way...
    missnicething missnicething
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Apr 5, 2015

    Never thought I'd feel bad

    for pennsatucky. It's weird.
    kittykat419 kittykat419
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 12, 2015

    When I finish this one I'll try not to watch

    any shows anymore. It's just so tiring, addictive and tiring! I'm happy with a book cuz I can slow my reading down and drop it whenever I want. Or a movie so I know there'll be an ending in 2 hours time. Geez. But I have to finish OITNB first cuz Alex is back and I like her...
    ArielChen ArielChen
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jul 11, 2015
    SlightlyDaft SlightlyDaft
    36-40, F
    8 Responses Jun 12, 2015

    June 12th it comes back !

    I can't wait to watch it !
    JessicaAlways JessicaAlways
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 12, 2015
    NocturnalMiss23 NocturnalMiss23
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Jul 3, 2015

    OITNB Trivia?! What character landed in prison

    over defrauding shopping companies? #warmingup ppl! :)
    Clipz4her Clipz4her
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Aug 29, 2015
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