Chuck Taylor wears Chuck Norris All Stars.
Some children wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas to bed.
Seeing someone had begun a conversation about the use of the word "Slip" as opposed to "Petticoat", stirred up some thoughts I have had on the matter for some time!
Yes I have had...
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
The only reason the sound barrier has been broken is because the sound barrier mistook Chuck Yeager for Chuck Norris.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
911 dials Chuck Norris to see if there's any emergency he hasn't resolved yet. Chuck Norris usually laughs.
Cloning Chuck Norris was a sucess, they cloned a smaller Chuck Norris named Arnold Shwartsneger.
Did you hear about what Chuck Norris did to the guy who threw him in the lake? Just kidding... NOBODY throws Chuck Norris!
Oscar the Grouch didn't always live in a trash can. He owed Chuck Norris money but didn't pay and Chuck roundhouse kicked his dumpster.
Chuck Norris ordered all these peoples here to post Chuck Norris Facts or he would roundhouse kick them ...
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, he'll falcom pawnch. but he doesn't miss.
I went shopping the other day, I was looking for a new shirt to go with a skirt I had. I was in my regular male clothing but I did have my bra on with my inserts but not to...
Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee, he sweats caffeine.
The Transformers turn into vehicles because they are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he attracts the earth to him.
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.