Calvin Klein always used to wear Chuck Norris' discarded slacks.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
I do adore white lingerie both to wear and for my SO wear. Its the very essence of feminine in my eyes. Other colors are nice but for the special occasion - yes!
I'm a chauffeur , and spend many hours and days on the roads and see many tragic accidents , so I wear one all the time and ask all to wear there's too .
A little conversation with my 3 year old daughter the other day.
She was wearing a pretty little dress, spinning round so the skirts puffed out. She looked so cute. She turned to...
Chuck Norris does not know Pain--Pain knows Chuck Norris, as it is roundhouse-kicked in the face daily by Chuck.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, Chuck Norris' beard grew a man. That man was Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris took a wrong turn at the zoo and found himself in with Brutus the nasty Silverback Gorilla. Brutus was then seen politely showing Chuck to the exit door.
They stoped making Chuck Norris movies because you don't watch Chuck Norris he watches you
The Chuck Norris-approved Chucknopoly is the world's only board game that is potentially fatal.
Chuck Norris won the 2014 Pulitzer Prize for his 874 page short story called "Me, Chuck Norris".
All this started with Vin Diesel Facts. They were changed to Chuck Norris Facts because Chuck Norris Facts are so much more realistic
Chuck Norris Breakfast: 1 nails, 2 scorpion tail, 3 deadliest spider venom, and 4, more Chuck Norris
Satan himself is a massive Chuck Norris fan, but Chuck made him member #777 just to **** him off.
What doesn't kill Chuck only makes him stronger. Chuck Norris is immortal.
Chuck Norris doesnt do the ice bucket challenge. Chuck Norris does the HOT LAVA BUCKET CHALLENGE.
Chuck Norris doesn't bow to the Queen, the Queen bows to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is at the beach he doesn't get tanned the sun gets Chuck Norrised
A man once asked Chuck Norris how much he benched. Chuck Norris sighed and roundhouse kicked him through a wall and said "I don't bench, I wall".
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Why is Chuck not included on the movie "The Expendables"? Because Chuck can finish everyone of them with just one roundhouse kick, to the face!
Apparently it's impossible for Chuck Norris to drown. Water knows better than to mess with Chuck.
Chuck Norris's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd because nobody fools Chuck Norris.
Bruce Lee didn't defeat Chuck Norris. Chuck hit Bruce with a Delayed roundhouse kick that was so fast that Lee only felt the impact a year later!
Well, I always wear tighty whities. lol