Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two."
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly...
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first...
I joined this group, not because I like to wear jeans, but because I LOVE WOMEN WHO LOVE TO WEAR JEANS! Nothing is more seductive than a finely shaped woman in tight fitting Jeans...
My medical condition requires that I always wear full support Pantyhose. I am wearing 3 Pairs of Pantyhose right now. I want to talk with a nice woman about our kids or any thing...
I wear black every day and I can't help it. I feel like it's the only color that looks good on me. My boyfriend gets so mad and says I don't have any "style" but I feel like...
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
A man with a bag of Lays potato chips taunted Chuck Norris: "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris ate the chips, the bag, and the man.
I love woman in uniforms and would like to find woman who enjoy wearing uniforms
Looking for nappy wearing girls, or mummy's in the Essex area
Not sure if this fits here, but...
I try to wear more colours, but whenever I pick out an outfit I always end up with something monochromatic. Black, white, and greys are my...
Another new experience today..... Had to be in a Very public place all day. Wore my short boots, dress pants with a skirt underneath, boy shorts and a nice dress shirt.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is the reason NWA ran Straight Outta Compton
When Chuck Norris crosses the steet the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris went looking for a rabbit in a forest. He came out with a bear and the bear was saying "I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".
Inertia is a property of Chuck Norris.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four...
In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room, the bears not dead it's just afraid to move.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up. He pushes the world down.