Chuck Norris wears a cowboy hat to protect the sun from him.
I m sure Chuck Norris has his own EP account .
I m not sure though , what his profile photo and nickname would be like
Chuck Norris set fire to the rain.
When Chuck Norris went to jail, the guards locked themselves up.
Chuck Norris can fly a car underground.
They were going to put Chuck Norris in Pokemon, but he always wins. If he lost, the save file would get corrupted for unexplained reasons.
In Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen, you can only catch 386 Pokemon. In the same game, Chuck Norris can catch all 719 Pokemon. With a Pokeball.
I've been wearing panties for about a year now. My first time wearing panties happened was when I was at the store finding some new clothes.When I went to changing rooms to size, I...
When I wear boy shorts to work as my outerwear, I don't wear panties underneath.
I admit I like getting the looks that I do!
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first...
Thursday, July 24, 2014....Today I'm wearing white Dockers briefs. These are some of the most comfortable fly-front briefs I've ever worn.
I'm a jeans-and-T-shirt kind of girl, but I just love dresses. My dream is to find the perfect dress to wear with Chucks.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Norris' pet piranha, Steve, likes to catch fresh Rainbow Trout for Chuck.
On April 17, 1953, Mickey Mantle hit a home run that traveled about 565 feet.
Chuck Norris matched that feat the next day.
Chuck was 13 years old at the time.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris eats out only at buffets; no one serves Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Santa... Santa believes in Chuck Norris!!
A Chuck Norris edition of Clue was to be released, but the answer was always: "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
I'm am in love with this show, I never watched it when it was running on TV , I come across it about a month ago on Netflix , watched the pilot and I was hooked, the main reason I...
They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to close it down because no one dared cross Chuck Norris.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in “I hope I don’t get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.”
When Chuck Norris plays a game, every minute is potentially "Sudden Death" for his opponents...including cards and board games.
With one steely eyed glare, Chuck Norris turned Atilla the Hun into whats now known as the Easter Bunny.
In the movie Alien 5 the Asswhoopin', movie goers were astonished to see a small Chuck Norris burst out of an alien and proceed to kick the crap out of him.