I Went Through a Pipe Like Super Mario Does Only to Find Out In Was the Garbage Disposal and Then Think In My Head, Oh Shit

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    ...and then I stick out my arms and legs inside the sink drain, and stop myself inches before the violently spinning blades of death... ...just in time to osmofy myself into a passing soap bubble and float up, up and away back out into the safety of my kitchen... ...and...
    Cinderelly Cinderelly
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Jan 12, 2008
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