I Went To A Highland Wedding

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    A Photograph

    We were at this wedding and I dinna mind what my cousin asked me about my kilt, but I wisna answering. If she really, really wanted to know she could find out for herself, provided she was discreet about it. Not discreet enough; cousin 2 has appeared with camera and starts...
    malizz malizz
    70+, M
    1 Response Oct 2, 2013

    Role Reversal

    At the latest highland wedding, I was shocked to observe the way the lassies were eying up the men in kilts. Who do they think they are - ladettes??
    malizz malizz
    70+, M
    Nov 10, 2013

    Time for another one.

    .. The next generation are just about all grown up, and if they'd only get married, we'd have a few more highland weddings. Trouble is, the fashion nowadays is (once again) to go for bidie-ins..
    malizz malizz
    70+, M
    Sep 6, 2014

    Another Photograph. OK,

    there might have been a wee bit fantasy in the earlier photographic post. What really happened was that the cameraman asked for a picture of myself between my two cousins with my arms round their shoulders. This gave them an unmissable opportunity to explore up the back of my...
    malizz malizz
    70+, M
    Apr 6, 2015

    The dancing. After the photograph,

    I gave my cousins a big kiss and had them promise faithfully not to divulge any secrets. At the dancing, I began to wonder. During the smoochy numbers, their pals seemed only too aware of what they would find if they ventured under my kilt which some of them did. With my sporran...
    malizz malizz
    70+, M
    May 7, 2015

    Starter

    Here's a story to get this group started... My cousin emigrated from Scotland to America as soon as she flew the nest. Her son duly migrated back to Britain and found a nice Japanese lass who he decided to marry in a Scottish castle not too far from the ancestral home. Naturally...
    malizz malizz
    70+, M
    Sep 10, 2013

    It's just a bit boring stuck on my own in this

    'group', but hey I have some faithful viewers so here's the time I went to my brother's second wedding. His first marriage had long since dissolved, and he'd been with this other lass long enough to have another daughter of school age, when he decided to follow his eldest...
    malizz malizz
    70+, M
    Jan 23, 2014
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