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I Went to Pee Behind a Tree

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 206 People

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    I was in desparate need of the bathroom when I was coming back from a party, intoxicated with my boyfriend. I was crossing my legs when we walked. I asked my bf to stop so i could find a bathroom. We couldnt fins 1 and i really needed it. we  walked together  down the...
    BlahBlehBlah BlahBlehBlah 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 11, 2010

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    Last summer I was in a play.

    I didn't have a big part this time, but I was still nervous. I drank a liter of water before arriving to get ready. I wasn't on stage much so I hid in the dressing room and backstage a lot. I was playing games on my phone backstage to pass time. I felt the growing need to pee...
    PeaceSign69 PeaceSign69 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 15

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    I was ice skating on a frozen lake by myself.

    I had snuck away from the house and my friends. The cold wind in my face was very refreshing. The water I kept drinking also was very refreshing. I felt icy and clean. But of course with drinking water comes the need to pee. I got hit with a wave of desperation right away. I...
    lcePrincess lcePrincess 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 15

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    In College

    I had a teacher for geology who thought sitting in a lab was boring so for most of our lab periods he would take us out on mini field trips. Well one trip i rode with this nice guy who i seemed to hit it off with too bad a had a jerk of a boyfriend. We ended up an industrial park...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2011

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    At School .

    This is actually my friend's story;; not mine. We were at school in gym class, outside and we were just about to do the 1500 metre run in practice for track and field. My friend told me she had to pee and she asked me to come inside with her, but on the way there the gym teacher...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 14, 2011

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    Renn Fest

    I go to a large Renn Fest each year, in full corseted costume. It's outdoors and porta potties are gross and hard to use without dirtying the skirts of the thick costume. I don't wear panties under it. On this trip, I had drunk a lot of water and was DYING to pee by the time I...
    donttakelifesittingdown donttakelifesittingdown 18-21, F 5 Responses Nov 4, 2013

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    Ode to Pee Behind a Tree

    I went to pee behind a tree, My boyfriend came to help me pee. And when we got behind the tree, He opened my pants so I could pee.   But then he opened his own pants, I asked if he was checking for ants. No he said, he had no ants, He wanted me to pee his pants...
    PantsR2PN PantsR2PN 26-30, M 14 Responses Sep 19, 2009

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    Slipping Away From The Group

    I was walking with my class on a hike. I really needed to pee and we were a long time away from any bathrooms. I started walking funny and my best friend Sierra noticed and knew I needed to pee. She grabbed my arm and we slowed down until we were far behind the group. We waited...
    Omgili Omgili 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 24, 2013

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    Peeing Outside

    I go outside all the time....at least when I am home from college. I grew up out in the country, literally out in the woods. So from age 2 up I could pretty much go outside and pee if I wanted too.....it's safe to say I do it a lot, and I enjoy it. There is just something nice...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    Our Regular Trees

    In university we had a regular sunday night drinking gig downtown and at the end of the night, we travel back to our rented house in a far flung suburb. It was a bit of a hike through a residential area from where the night bus let us of off and we usually had to pee by the time...
    andypee andypee 36-40, M Jul 6, 2013

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    I Really Wish There Were More Stories In This Group!

    Oh how wonderful is it to find a tree to hide behind and empty your bladder. Whether you are male or female. Sitting or squatting. Knowing that you are water the tree with your own bodily fluids out in the fresh air as nature intended is amazing. I have often doe this whilst...
    desperatemama desperatemama 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 5, 2013

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    A Childhood Memory

    This is a memory from when I was a kid. When I was about 8-10 I used to hang out with a girl from across the street named Liz (I've written about her before). During summers we would play in the woods behind my house, and we chose it as the location for our home-base. Once, when...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 28, 2011

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    I am holding right now, I've drank lots of water today and only went once and that was 10 hours ago. I think ill pee in a cup like I always do because I like seeing the mess I made...
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    Sitting here with my dad and brother watching a Yankee game. I got to pee. I am letting a little bit out every time the other team makes an out. I'm getting soaked lol
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    I'm looking for a way to secretly get diapers so I don't have to pee in my pants and risk my mum finding out what I do, I don't like standing when I do it though. I'm 14 btw
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    Anyone wanna chat about peeing or pooping themselves? I'm so desperate for slaw wet release
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    DONT hold pee ! So unhealty and dangerous for 'kidney'
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    Love poop n peeing myself.....
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