Mine would say:
Ep used to entertain me when I'm bored, now it just bores me more
My husband and I just got to Honolulu a couple months ago. I have a Bachelors Degree but I would really like to go to school to become a makeup artist. I'm going to check out the...
I see worms I see dirt now I see your **** stained skirt
get off my lawn
i'll be seeing you soon
roses are red violets are blue I hate people especially you...
I want to go on a roadtrip. I want to sleep in crappy motels. I want to sing along to happy songs while driving. I want to watch the sun rise in a different city every morning. I...
Gahhh. I feel as if a herd of bison trampled on me, and then packed off bits of me to Turkmenistan, where they all do a shamanistic ritual and **** on my corpse. Despite this, I...
tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life.
Except that there are no 6 yr...
Seattle Washington is where from actually north of Seattle place called Edmonds
Yo, you want food?
(Has me swooning every time ^_^)
Best superpower to give people common sense.
I need you the most gave key was the door wasn't open just a minute I see you gave you faith can't Denied it now my joy turned to sadness where are you now that i need yea when...
Mine is Pulp Fiction (hence the username) What's yours?
Ugggghhhh you lil butt. You know I worry about you, right?
Is this for the worst or the best?
Just let me go in peace. lol you want to know what my last words would be and then you say I need to make my story longer? come on EP...get with the program.
U & Me forever this way
There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few...
"Do me a favor and carry on with your life, I already did my share."
(my top ten, in no particular order) Anberlin, The Gaslight Anthem, The Smiths, Thrice, Radiohead, R.E.M., Future of Forestry, The Hold Steady, Flogging Molly, Fleetwood Mac...
:) Where it all started for me 36 years ago!!!
My cousin found out I was extremely ticklish a while ago. She was laying next to me once and she kept moving and every time she moved her legs or feet would rub against my ribs and...
And so I will observe....and take note of your words, your every move, the patterns that begin to reveal themselves in your behaviour, your expressions, the tone of voice, your...
Its true ha ha ha fuckkk five years from now I don't even know where im gonna be next frigggin week never mind five years!!!!!!!!
If you can just STOP staring at the profile pic for 10 seconds.