I What Is the Strangest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said to You

Just recently, a deacon at our church told me not to feel guilty now that I'd become my aged mother's caregiver.It was obviously kindly meant, but as I told him, I'd never had the least tendency that way.

I had an odd thing happen at the club on Saturday.  When we first got there one of the floors was playing some excellent techno for about an hour.  The floor was empty at first, so my friend and I were dancing alone for a...

I was on my honeymoon and we met a couple who found each other a little later in life than myself and my husband. They were fun to hang around with. We ate at a little bistro in Mykonos (the man could have put a shirt on as I still have...

I was working the drive thru at Dairy Queen. I was giving a guy customer his change and he said, "did you just caress my hand?" .................."Um no!!" I said and gave him his order as fast as I ...

Years ago we hired a temp to help around the office. She asked, "So, how many hours am I supposed to work?" I looked at my co-worker and we thought for a while, counting in our heads. My response was 35. Startled and anxious she blurted...

I had my leg propped up on a car fender one night while talking to a group of people at a party. One guy looked at my bare leg ( I was in shorts), and he asked if he could feel it. Ok, I was taken back with surprise, then suspicion. WHY...

hmmm once when i was talking to my best friend in seventh grade she said:
"what if there was giant chickens?! and you could ride them to school?! and everyone rode giant chickens to school?" ...

A seven year old boy came up to me a couple of years ago, and asked me:
"Hey, girl! Are you a stripper/whore?"
I went all O___O??? And answered "Noooo?"
"Okay. Well, 'cause I'd pay a lot for you!!!" was...

A friend's mom told me that I walk like I'm "looking for sex"! I first felt insulted until my friend explained that that was "a good thing" she meant that I was very confident in my womanhood! *laughing* I don't know...

The strangest thing I have ever hear was from a random stranger. One fine random day, when I was on a shopping trip….
 
He was walking towards me outside a mall. When he caught up to me he said “You’re pretty...

Me and my friend were walking to school when we saw this old lady carrying a huge mound of bags on her own, walking the other way past us. On the way past she shouts at us "You're driving on the wrong side of the road!". Me and my...

I was in tavern and a group of women were playing round after round of poker. The winner would get a shot of whatever drink she wanted. As I walked by their table one woman spooted me and in a very loaud voice asked, "Wanna play a round...

About seven or eight years ago I was waiting for someone to come back from lunch and open a shop when I realised a middle aged man was staring at me from a bus stop just across the road. After a while he worked up the...

"So aliens landed in my backyard last night. . ."
Wait. . .no one said that to me. . .I said that to them! :p  I used to say that to my friends when we ran out of conversation topics and everyone got quiet.  It...