I What Is the Strangest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said to You

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    I worked at a camp this summer

    and one of my fellow counselors I had met that day came up behind me in the bathroom line and said: "I love your hair so much that I am just going to come into your bunk sometime and chop it all off to keep it!" Needless to say I didn't sleep that night.
    SolitarySummer SolitarySummer
    26-30, F
    Aug 14, 2014

    I went shopping with some friends of mine

    during the summer. I was just minding my own business when these three guys approached me smiling brightly and asked "are you the Goddess Aphrodite? You must be!" They continued on with the rant and I had no clue how to respond. Though they left because one of their friends...
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    1 Response Jul 1, 2014

    It Has To Be By My A Mates Ex- Boyfriend...

    Well they were going out at the time he said it... We were walking up the bank at the back of our school to leave through the back gates and me, my mate, her ex-boyfriend and his mate were all chatting about nothing in paticular when he came out with the most backwards compliment...
    TrueWolf TrueWolf
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 18, 2011

    Not That Strange...

    The words in themselves aren't that strange, but the timing that they were said to me was a little eerie.  I don't want to discuss religion, but I had a moment when I was crying out to god to prove to me he/she/it was there and said that I wasn't sure he even existed. ...
    haydenrules haydenrules
    31-35, F
    Jan 30, 2009

    It Was More of a Question

    ...and Im glad they asked.   'Can I lick your eyeball?'
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    4 Responses Jan 15, 2009

    Highly Organized, Not Neurotic

    "What is it like being a neurotic?" After I showed a friend my daily schedule, which they asked to see.
    Krypton Krypton
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 29, 2009

    The Strangest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To Me...

    OH MY GOD...You are NORMAL....I can't believe it!!! All I said was that I was glad I'm coming off that way... My thoughts were: What the hell were you expecting????
    marlon70 marlon70
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Mar 10, 2011

    All Blank

    I had an odd thing happen at the club on Saturday.  When we first got there one of the floors was playing some excellent techno for about an hour.  The floor was empty at first, so my friend and I were dancing alone for a while.  Four hours later the club is packed...
    Krypton Krypton
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Feb 25, 2009

    A Strange Ex!

    I once tried dating this guy, last year... it was in March. He was a strange one! He sent me pics of himself and was planning on meeting me, since he lived in Florida. He would call me early in the morning, before I woke up, to wake me up and tell me that he would call me later...
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    2 Responses Jan 15, 2009

    A Group Of Women

    I was in tavern and a group of women were playing round after round of poker. The winner would get a shot of whatever drink she wanted. As I walked by their table one woman spooted me and in a very loaud voice asked, "Wanna play a round?"
    coronadokid coronadokid
    May 27, 2011

    The Seven Year Old Boy...

    A seven year old boy came up to me a couple of years ago, and asked me: "Hey, girl! Are you a ********/*****?" I went all O___O??? And answered "Noooo?" "Okay. Well, 'cause I'd pay a lot for you!!!" was the reply, and then he left, just as serious...
    OleMona OleMona
    18-21, F
    13 Responses Jan 16, 2009

    I was approached by someone wanting to purchase

    drugs from me about 15 years ago. O.o
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    2 Responses Apr 2, 2014

    Someone asked me if I were from a different

    country because my accent is different...? Haha
    sailingtonowhere sailingtonowhere
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 10, 2014

    Random Comment

    The strangest thing I have ever hear was from a random stranger. One fine random day, when I was on a shopping trip….   He was walking towards me outside a mall. When he caught up to me he said “You’re pretty…you look nice in your dress.&rdquo...
    stormynightsky stormynightsky
    22-25, F
    8 Responses Feb 27, 2009

    How Many Hours Are In A Day?

    Years ago we hired a temp to help around the office. She asked, "So, how many hours am I supposed to work?" I looked at my co-worker and we thought for a while, counting in our heads. My response was 35. Startled and anxious she blurted, "In one day?" I was dumbfounded. My co...
    mgs329 mgs329
    41-45, F
    1 Response Mar 2, 2013

    Strange Man At the Bus Stop

    About seven or eight years ago I was waiting for someone to come back from lunch and open a shop when I realised a middle aged man was staring at me from a bus stop just across the road. After a while he worked up the courage to come over and talk to me. He stopped...
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    12 Responses Jan 15, 2009

    An At&t Customer I Met At Her Door

    You are pleasant to look at. AT&T chose well when they hired you.   How she said it... it took me a moment to figure out that she was telling me I am pretty! I'm slow! *giggling*  
    GoddessNakiBean GoddessNakiBean
    36-40, F
    Jan 28, 2009

    Honeymoon Surprise

    I was on my honeymoon and we met a couple who found each other a little later in life than myself and my husband. They were fun to hang around with. We ate at a little bistro in Mykonos (the man could have put a shirt on as I still have the pic and like I said they were older...
    mgs329 mgs329
    41-45, F
    Feb 24, 2013


    "Wow....you speak English really well"   ...after him asking me what country I'm from (i.e. my nationality) and me telling him that I'm Filipino Forgot to add that I've lived in NY/DC for all my life, and that I've never even been to the Philippines...but...
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Jan 17, 2009

    Certainly The Strangest In Recent Years.

    Just recently, a deacon at our church told me not to feel guilty now that I'd become my aged mother's caregiver.It was obviously kindly meant, but as I told him, I'd never had the least tendency that way.
    GeorgeTSLC GeorgeTSLC
    66-70, M
    Apr 7, 2012

    Not Sure What To Say To That

    Me and my friend were walking to school when we saw this old lady carrying a huge mound of bags on her own, walking the other way past us. On the way past she shouts at us "You're driving on the wrong side of the road!". Me and my friend were a little shocked and we were not sure...
    FascinatingFear FascinatingFear
    18-21, M
    Jan 5, 2012

    It Was Very Strange Indeed.

    Recently, about a few months ago, I was hanging out with one of my cousins and his friends. Some of us were sitting outside talking, while my cousin and a friend of his were inside. My cousins friend all of a sudden comes outside, looks at me and says, "Alright I just got...
    InsanelyMe08 InsanelyMe08
    26-30, F
    11 Responses Jan 15, 2009

    Some guy walked up to me in Target

    and goes, "Jesus stole my bike."
    azwick90 azwick90
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 20, 2013

    I've never understood people

    who had the audacity to call me a liar. It's happened many times but the one that took me aback was when I attended a coming of age party for a distant cousin. I was approached by the photographer and he smiled sweetly asking what my name was, I told him, and he then proceeded...
    Annapie Annapie
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 8, 2014

    I'M Still Not Sure...

    I was at a pub with some friends and this old guy comes over and sits at our table, we didn't want to be rude so we were polite and friendlyish, all the sudden he leans over toward me and gets really close to my face, puts his hand on my knee and squeezes then whispers " Don't...
    ReecieM ReecieM
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Oct 15, 2013


    i was hugging my friend goodbye outside the train stationand she had brought another friend with her. and the friend, she looked me up and down for a minute then asks aloud for all the word to hear, if i was bisexual, im comfortable with my sexuality but that...
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    1 Response Dec 3, 2009


    I was working the drive thru at Dairy Queen. I was giving a guy customer his change and he said, "did you just caress my hand?" .................."Um no!!" I said and gave him his order as fast as I could. What a creep, yuck!!!
    TheBattleWithin TheBattleWithin
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Jul 15, 2009

    I'm Trying To Work Here...

    I work mostly on a college campus. A number of times in the years that I've been here, I'll be taking orders or checking people out at the cash registers, and out of nowhere a customer will hold up the whole line to ask if they can pray for me about anything. I'm a spiritual...
    StellaDiBellezza StellaDiBellezza
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 20, 2011


     hmmm once when i was talking to my best friend in seventh grade she said: "what if there was giant chickens?! and you could ride them to school?! and everyone rode giant chickens to school?"  ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yea lol. i mean WTF? i...
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    2 Responses Jul 14, 2009

    Someone told me I was a "nice douchbag" don't

    know hat that means, but I'll just leave it here for you guys.
    Gus1996 Gus1996
    18-21, M
    Jan 9, 2014
    norvic2 norvic2
    70+, M
    Mar 4, 2014

    This Will Make People Mad

    the strangest thing anyone ever said to me is something i hear over and over on this site "you are a really great guy"
    ihaveanameitsrick ihaveanameitsrick
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Jan 29, 2009

    Alien Conversation Topic

    "So aliens landed in my backyard last night. . ." Wait. . .no one said that to me. . .I said that to them! :p  I used to say that to my friends when we ran out of conversation topics and everyone got quiet.  It threw them off and made them go, "huh?"...
    SerenaDragonfly SerenaDragonfly
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Jan 30, 2009


    A friend's mom told me that I walk like I'm "looking for sex"! I first felt insulted until my friend explained that that was "a good thing" she meant that I was very confident in my womanhood! *laughing* I don't know which was stranger what her mom said or her...
    GoddessNakiBean GoddessNakiBean
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Dec 2, 2009

    You Can Hear The Grass Squealing When You Walk On It..

    I grew up in New Zealand on a lifestyle block (aprox 20 acres) and there was this weird old guy whom my dad would let keep his horses on our property. They were actually very nice race horses but everything else about the guy was strange. He drove a rusty old station wagon...
    preacherskid1 preacherskid1
    36-40, M
    1 Response Jan 19, 2011
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