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I Wife Laughs At My Penis

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    My Wife Caught Gazing

    A few years ago, My wife was helpin a friend of hers remove red ticks from her kids (they had played in the woods nearby & brought a whole colony back with them lol). So the woman was a lil over whelmed 3 kids, checkin the nooks & crannies. The young girl had apparently got...
    my3inch1 my3inch1 31-35, M Aug 4, 2012

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    Question

    Thankfully my wife likes my small penis and it helps she is very tight. But as I read the various postings among the groups, why is it a recurring theme that the couple doesn't have sex because of the small penis? I mean, wasn't the penis small when you were dating each other and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 3, 2012

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    Exposed While Running

    My girlfriend has always liked to tease me about my small member, but yesterday, she took it to a new level. We came back from our usual running tour. We always run together as she is in much better shape than I am. Yesterday however, I felt strong and at the end I tried to...
    johnas1 johnas1 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2011

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    The first time my wife saw my erect little

    penis, (not even 5 inches long when erect), she burst out laughing & said in a disappointed tone "That's it!?!" Since then she has teased me unmercifully about it. She's also told all her friends that I'm small.
    spankedmark spankedmark 26-30, M Apr 27

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    I Have A Small Penis

    I have a small c**k, my lovely wife's boyfriend my friend and father of her children, both laughed at me the first time my friend f****d my wife while i watched them, my wife's boyfriend has a 9 inch c**k compared to my 2 1/2 inch one I'm a cuckold husband now.
    iamcucked iamcucked 56-60, M 7 Responses Dec 4, 2011

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    My Wife

    I'm a pansy ***** of a boy, My wife is also very girly. She really misses her ex-husband a lot, lol, sex is not something I'm good at. I'm like a gay boyfriend to my wife all the time. I was trying to be a 'rough' guy, trying to dominate her one night, She just burst out laughing...
    jimpansy jimpansy 26-30, M 2 Responses Apr 6, 2011

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    " Little Friend"

    Way back when we were first married my wife named it " little Friend" as in I think your little friend is excited or did little friend like that ( after sex or something that passed for it" then after we'd been married a while it would be why don't you just tell...
    mnscooter mnscooter 56-60, M 11 Responses Nov 28, 2008

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    She regularly comments on my little **** she

    won't have sex with me and only occasionally masturbates me making a
    frankyboy frankyboy 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 2

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    I fantasize about my wife being taken in front of me. Her watching me while being used by another man or women.
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    I have a very beautiful and sexy wife. Sometimes she is flirty with guys, but I still love her a lot...
    Pacsong Pacsong 36-40, M 2 Responses Jun 23

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    I could be wrong of course and looking too much into it, but that's how it feels and what my gut tells me. I am very emotional when it comes to sex and need it in cycles or I...
    sasst92 sasst92 31-35, M 2 Responses Jun 25

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    ... but my wife thinks it's not enough, which lead her to choose someone else over me even though as she knows that it will destroy the nice family we have (2 Kids 10 and 6), When...
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    That would be a very interesting email or letter to receive, "I Used Your Wife".
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    I think of this all the time. After reading "50 Shades" and many more related story's my wife told me she'd like to be submissive. So, I started boning up on Dom material. We've...
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    Don't get me wrong. I love her, but I'm not IN love with her. I've been in love, and all of them rejected me. Someone was in lovewwith me, but I tried to let her down easy bc I...
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    I F*cked another man's wife, See down in the comments section the story.
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