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I Wife Laughs At My Penis

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 234 People

    She regularly comments on my little **** she

    won't have sex with me and only occasionally masturbates me making a
    frankyboy frankyboy 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 2

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    My Wife

    I'm a pansy ***** of a boy, My wife is also very girly. She really misses her ex-husband a lot, lol, sex is not something I'm good at. I'm like a gay boyfriend to my wife all the time. I was trying to be a 'rough' guy, trying to dominate her one night, She just burst out laughing...
    jimpansy jimpansy 26-30, M 2 Responses Apr 6, 2011

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    " Little Friend"

    Way back when we were first married my wife named it " little Friend" as in I think your little friend is excited or did little friend like that ( after sex or something that passed for it" then after we'd been married a while it would be why don't you just tell...
    mnscooter mnscooter 56-60, M 11 Responses Nov 28, 2008

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    I Have A Small Penis

    I have a small c**k, my lovely wife's boyfriend my friend and father of her children, both laughed at me the first time my friend f****d my wife while i watched them, my wife's boyfriend has a 9 inch c**k compared to my 2 1/2 inch one I'm a cuckold husband now.
    iamcucked iamcucked 56-60, M 7 Responses Dec 4, 2011

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    My Wife Caught Gazing

    A few years ago, My wife was helpin a friend of hers remove red ticks from her kids (they had played in the woods nearby & brought a whole colony back with them lol). So the woman was a lil over whelmed 3 kids, checkin the nooks & crannies. The young girl had apparently got...
    my3inch1 my3inch1 31-35, M Aug 4, 2012

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    Exposed While Running

    My girlfriend has always liked to tease me about my small member, but yesterday, she took it to a new level. We came back from our usual running tour. We always run together as she is in much better shape than I am. Yesterday however, I felt strong and at the end I tried to...
    johnas1 johnas1 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2011

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    Question

    Thankfully my wife likes my small penis and it helps she is very tight. But as I read the various postings among the groups, why is it a recurring theme that the couple doesn't have sex because of the small penis? I mean, wasn't the penis small when you were dating each other and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 3, 2012

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    The first time my wife saw my erect little

    penis, (not even 5 inches long when erect), she burst out laughing & said in a disappointed tone "That's it!?!" Since then she has teased me unmercifully about it. She's also told all her friends that I'm small.
    spankedmark spankedmark 26-30, M Apr 27

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    priyankapatel131089 priyankapatel131089 22-25, F 11 hrs ago

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    Once your wife decides to have you become her personal sissy maid, being a sissy becomes second nature to you after awhile. Like yesterday. My wife had to leave early for a...
    deeken deeken 36-40 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    As above my wife has Multiple Sclerosis that is in a progressive stage, she is totally disabled now, requires feeding etc, we no longer have a sexual relationship due to her...
    JMC663 JMC663 31-35, M 13 hrs ago

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    YOU MARRIED HER, SHE'S STRICTLY YOURS TO MAKE LOVE TO... SO WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU ASK IF I'M INTERESTED IN SEEING HER WEARING NOTHING. *Breathes* Now that I've almost lost my...
    DX2000 DX2000 22-25, M 6 hrs ago

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    I just want to use this platform to vent out my inner thoughts.  I lived an excellent life with my wife and kids.  I was the only person in my family who was well settled...
    smarty75 smarty75 31-35, M Oct 7

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    The Dog The other day my wife was off work for a change and later that day my 20 year old step son (her natural son) was coming back from China where he spent his summer vacation...
    alexedad alexedad 46-50 4 Responses Sep 26

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    Texting the wife about sex. She gets so hot when I come up with stories that she's laying on her back with blindfold on and I have sexy lady sneak in and help me rub her down. she...
    fun546blue fun546blue 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 21

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    Me and my wife have considered another man for some time now last week she met some one at her school She seams to get a long with him vary well so one nite she tolled me he...
    Ny147 Ny147 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 10

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    As I sit here right now while my wife has gone grocery shopping for the family I think about how blessed I am to have the best wife in the world. We met under somewhat strange...
    handytim59 handytim59 51-55, M 3 Responses Oct 11

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    Since I was about 12, I have dreamed about being a wife, things I would do for my husband, and things he would do for me, wearing sexy lingerie for him, and doing other things...
    ashliemarie01 ashliemarie01 31-35, T Oct 5

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    Letter To My Wife Nazim Hikmat.. 11-11-1933 Bursa Prison My one and only! Your last letter says: "My head is throbbing, my heart is stunned!" You say: "If they hang you, if I...
    Pheroswife Pheroswife 41-45, F Sep 25

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    I'm 24, and yes I wanted to be a wife. Not only a wife but the best and the most understanding wife for him. I have so much love, passion, care and kindness to offer for my future...
    IAMPINAY IAMPINAY 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 27

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    I have been in a domestic partnership with my love for years. We have two children together. Just for clarification we are a straight couple and unmarried. His brother's wife is...
    alora236 alora236 22-25, F Sep 28

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    I like to watch my wife spread her legs. Sometimes she does it at home while it is just the two of us and at other times while we are in public. She likes to do it in front of our...
    drlesmoore drlesmoore 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 2

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    Just some advice, there are guys out there who might try and steal your wife from you. Sometime in early July we were walking through the hospital, we are there a lot for...
    Garraway Garraway 46-50, M 5 Responses Oct 4

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    Being a second (or third) wife to a man that already has a family is like being a mistress. You never feel like a wife. He already has or had one. She's family. You are replaceable...
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I just want to stay at home, clean, cook, and make it a welcoming place for my man to come home to. I am in College so I feel like it would be a waste to be a house wife but it is...
    wiccanwoman1994 wiccanwoman1994 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 24

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    My wife cheated on me and lied about it for years. I used to ask her all the time and she denied it. I found out by calling her bluff years later she did do it (she admitted it...
    RealColonelMustard RealColonelMustard 31-35, M 5 Responses Sep 24

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    Me, my wife, her best friend and her boyfriend went on a weekend trip together to a secluded house with a pond. We all went swimming and before you know it all...
    tbobo1 tbobo1 46-50, M 2 Responses Sep 29

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    I have over 100 internet friends (usually husbands) and we like share wifes pics - could resend Your wife to my over 100's friends :)
    annjashusband annjashusband 36-40, M 6 Responses Sep 30

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    Well....I am a soon to be truckers wife, my husband of 8 years woke up and decided that he no longer wanted to be an electrician, but wanted to become a truck driver. He talked...
    sadrich1 sadrich1 26-30, F Sep 30

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    They had only dated for a few months before getting married. They were married for a year and a half before she left him for a woman. She moved her new girlfriend into their house...
    SoapBoxKid SoapBoxKid 26-30 1 Response Oct 8

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    My wife and I have a great sex life but recently invited another male into are bed it's very exciting but scary am I wrong to let another man enjoy my wife
    raiderfan51 raiderfan51 46-50, M 12 Responses Oct 9

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    Ive never met anyone i could tell EVERYTHING, and i mean ANYTHING, ive never met anyone who told me EVERYTHING, ive never met anyone whos idea of a good time, was making sure "I...
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M 4 Responses Oct 11

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    I do have a girlfriend but not a wife. Even tho we are not married I still call her my wife. If anyone wants any pictures of her then please feel free to message me as I'm more...
    10KalHill 10KalHill 22-25, M 6 Responses Oct 11

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    I love my wife 2 much... No one can imagine it.. Though v fight some time but most of the the time v hv fun even in fighting... I think your wife should be your best friend..
    dukedom4ever dukedom4ever 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 11

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    We were in a shoestore and I lifted her socked foot to my lap and began tickling. She was cracking up as a lady walked around the corner and commented how cute it was. I held my...
    Miked43 Miked43 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 12

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    I spend most of my days dressed as a maid now. My day usually consists of taking care of the house and seeing to my wife's needs. She is a career woman and the breadwinner in our...
    deeken deeken 36-40 1 Response 5 days ago

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    i love allto see my wife pics..amalone for working in barcelona anyone can help her for ************
    hottarab hottarab 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 21

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    So after I caught my wife and confronted her, I continued to monitor her, and found that she was continuing her relationship with her lover. I confronted her and she wanted to...
    scootter01 scootter01 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 21

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    And this makes Her even more pleasant, soft round, sexier for me! Always dreamed to fatten her up and my dreams are almost come true actually. So, if someone's wife getting fat and...
    yetanotherfeeder yetanotherfeeder 31-35, M Sep 22

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    So today marks the one-year anniversary of my wife's declined to her death... today one year ago is when she had several mini strokes and then was gone basically a shell...until...
    longingone longingone 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 23

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    Last night, I heard something that made it really hit home how far I have come from the happy person I used to be. My wife and I were talking about our divorce and I asked her if...
    overtherainbow47 overtherainbow47 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 24

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    My husband is currently deployed to Afghanistan. We have been together 4 years and our son will be 1 year old next month. Everyone has been telling me for years that I am in an...
    SamiBabyx33 SamiBabyx33 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 24

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    I want to find a wife to please like her husband can't anymore
    sammy4487 sammy4487 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 25

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    I love swapping wife pics.
    bigzman bigzman 41-45, M 8 Responses Sep 25

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    I finally added an *** pic of my wife but it's on as the profile image. I don't think I can add pics with the app. Well if you guys happen to get a look at it let me know what you...
    henry2118 henry2118 26-30, M 16 Responses Sep 26

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    My wife wears a collar, I am her master for we are one flesh.
    MnMLuvsmyarms MnMLuvsmyarms 26-30, M 2 Responses Sep 26

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    My wife has gone to work early this morning. She works in a sports club behind the bar. Its the big Grand Final day in Australia today so she's gone dressed in tight black...
    Tobeme64 Tobeme64 46-50, M 4 Responses Sep 26

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