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I Wife Laughs At My Penis

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    " Little Friend"

    Way back when we were first married my wife named it " little Friend" as in I think your little friend is excited or did little friend like that ( after sex or something that passed for it" then after we'd been married a while it would be why don't you just tell...
    mnscooter mnscooter 56-60, M 11 Responses Nov 28, 2008

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    Question

    Thankfully my wife likes my small penis and it helps she is very tight. But as I read the various postings among the groups, why is it a recurring theme that the couple doesn't have sex because of the small penis? I mean, wasn't the penis small when you were dating each other and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 3, 2012

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    She regularly comments on my little **** she

    won't have sex with me and only occasionally masturbates me making a
    frankyboy frankyboy 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 2

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    I Have A Small Penis

    I have a small c**k, my lovely wife's boyfriend my friend and father of her children, both laughed at me the first time my friend f****d my wife while i watched them, my wife's boyfriend has a 9 inch c**k compared to my 2 1/2 inch one I'm a cuckold husband now.
    iamcucked iamcucked 56-60, M 7 Responses Dec 4, 2011

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    My Wife

    I'm a pansy ***** of a boy, My wife is also very girly. She really misses her ex-husband a lot, lol, sex is not something I'm good at. I'm like a gay boyfriend to my wife all the time. I was trying to be a 'rough' guy, trying to dominate her one night, She just burst out laughing...
    jimpansy jimpansy 26-30, M 2 Responses Apr 6, 2011

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    Exposed While Running

    My girlfriend has always liked to tease me about my small member, but yesterday, she took it to a new level. We came back from our usual running tour. We always run together as she is in much better shape than I am. Yesterday however, I felt strong and at the end I tried to...
    johnas1 johnas1 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2011

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    My Wife Caught Gazing

    A few years ago, My wife was helpin a friend of hers remove red ticks from her kids (they had played in the woods nearby & brought a whole colony back with them lol). So the woman was a lil over whelmed 3 kids, checkin the nooks & crannies. The young girl had apparently got...
    my3inch1 my3inch1 31-35, M Aug 4, 2012

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    The first time my wife saw my erect little

    penis, (not even 5 inches long when erect), she burst out laughing & said in a disappointed tone "That's it!?!" Since then she has teased me unmercifully about it. She's also told all her friends that I'm small.
    spankedmark spankedmark 26-30, M Apr 27

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    Related Experiences

    Well i was about 15 and was kind of a perv back then. So I went to the public pool and when i was going to the boys's shower room I decided I should 'accidentally' shower in the...
    Roan1990 Roan1990 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 21

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    Why do people stick their penis's at me? I have one thanks, but I don't want to see another especially not another guy's. I want more msgs of *****'s!! Thanks
    TransAsian TransAsian 26-30, T Aug 26

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    I don't know where to start about this. Okay, I'm not a lezzy nor am I am misogynist. Just to clear that out. Though, I have always wished I was a boy. Did society make me think...
    dustyoldclock dustyoldclock 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 30

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    That's right you read correct, my wife shaved her head. Conversations have been happening for months with my wife who has been spending her free time studying the bible and has...
    HoMaj HoMaj 31-35, M Sep 2

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    My wife Do you know my wife? Of course not I keep her in secret because she is special All men who lay eyes on her Will try to steal her but they will failed My wife is not like...
    broskidude broskidude 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 28

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    My wife wants a urgent divorce I can't cope? I was caught in a spa with her very good friend and I did not say I was going there with her ( don't look good at all ) When my wife...
    uncleginge uncleginge 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    I AM 45 YEARS OLD. I MY DAUGHTER AND WIFE USED TO LIVE IN BALLYGUNGE. WIFE WAS VERY NAGGING. I LOVE MY DAUGHTER AND SHE ALSO. I HIRED A MAID OF 15 YEARS OLD . SHE IS VERY SEXY AND...
    pm6789 pm6789 26-30, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I don't really hate my wife. It's just that I don't love her like a wife any longer. She's just a roommate and we have a great division of labor. In our relationship, there's me...
    RoniHo RoniHo 51-55, M 4 Responses Aug 27

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    Not a actual wife........im just saying if i was a wife i think i'd be a good one. i learned how to cook this summer. i love cleaning (sometimes). im a very chill person i dont get...
    ihaveaname99 ihaveaname99 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 1

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    I have a boyfriend we have been together now for three years. We have a baby together a year and a half. I have a son with my previous, and he has two sons with his ex wife... Four...
    lovinglife222 lovinglife222 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 3

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    Being under the influence of love is not unlike being drunk or high -- that's why we fall in love. We don't join in, or sign up or practice being in love. We simply fall. So I...
    cindycap cindycap 41-45 Sep 4

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    Not just a wife but I want to be the perfect wife to my future husband(whoever he is) I want to love him with all my heart and be loved in return. I want to cook for him,Make...
    Angelina1992 Angelina1992 18-21, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    It's been a while since I was last here. A lot of things happened. I'm not sure if any of you guys will read this, or care. But I'll share a bit of me with you. Please, excuse my...
    marie027 marie027 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Not long ago in during a Vegas trip my wife and I met a gentlemen at the bar that my wife found very attractive. After hours of drinks he joined us in our room. Check out the pics...
    wowme123 wowme123 46-50, M 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    This Friday I am planning on telling my wife that I want to file for divorce. Saturday is my birthday. I do not care that it is my birthday. I never enjoy anything anymore. I feel...
    Fluxification Fluxification 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    I want to move on from my wife of 15 years, GF of 2 years and other GF of 6 months. I just need the time to pursue my passion, sex, So I find nothing in common anymore except...
    liveitover liveitover 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    Looking for someone to print out my wife's pictures and put them in places like truck stops, adult peep show booths, college campuses, bars, etc with my email address on them...
    wifeshowheroff wifeshowheroff 41-45, M 6 Responses Aug 19

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    This is crazy, but a couple girlfriends and I pretty much started this group like 6 years ago!!! It's crazy to see how far the group has come. Too bad it wasn't a stock, because...
    NatATTACK NatATTACK 22-25 4 Responses Aug 24

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    I really wish my wife would take charge in the bedroom and bring and introduce think I'm over always being the one to iniate it and try new things etc how can I get my wife to take...
    toadau toadau 26-30, M 5 Responses Aug 26

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    So me and my wife went to really cool bar with good music and nice priced drinks..we stayed there and drank until we were completely waisted..knowing we couldn't drive anytime soon...
    MoeLong7 MoeLong7 22-25, M Aug 26

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    I have countless pics of my 29 year old wife taken over the 13 years we've been together. Started taking sexy pics when she was 18 and still take them regularly. She's enjoyed...
    Brewitup7 Brewitup7 31-35, M 6 Responses Aug 27

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    What a Weekend! Some of you have been following my thread under this experience, and know that my wife was finally seduced by a friend of mine. Actually, the wife of my male lover...
    charleybi2 charleybi2 61-65, M 2 Responses Aug 31

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    I am a 2nd wife and believe there must be someone who can relate to the problems I've encountered on this 20 yr journey. Let me start by saying we were both married 16 yrs to...
    dymnd2 dymnd2 56-60, F Sep 8

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    And this is why, when I first met her, she was working over 40 hours a week, raising two children, and going to college full time, on top of taking a chance on deciding to juggle a...
    Sheismybestfriend Sheismybestfriend 26-30, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I'm in a wonderful marriage and have been in love with her from the start. For 4 years, we have been blissfully in love, but we have yet to be blessed by a child. It has been a...
    scootter01 scootter01 31-35, M 2 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    I luv my wife- Lynasha. I never thought I would ever find a girl like you. U make me feel special and luved and u always make me happy. We've had our ups and a downs but we always...
    Gian1865 Gian1865 13-15, M 3 Responses Aug 20

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    My wife has this tattoo in her bikini area. She got it many years ago when we were first together...for years it pissed me off. Now I think it is kinda clever? What do you think ?
    Garraway Garraway 46-50, M 7 Responses Aug 20

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    My wife and I over the last month and a half have had three ********** with other men. I found this one of the horniest things I have ever done. Seeing her enjoy the experience so...
    kinky63 kinky63 36-40 3 Responses Aug 20

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    something so exciting, dangerous and taboo about letting you use my desktop to view pictures of my pretty little wife. message me if you are interested
    myhotwifeJenny myhotwifeJenny 41-45 11 Responses Aug 20

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    The IM from this stranger was forceful and provocative: "i am searching your photo bucket account for clues mostly that will give me your email address which will tell me where...
    myhotwifeJenny myhotwifeJenny 41-45 5 Responses Aug 20

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    Hi I found out you're willing to help. I recently found out that my 27-year-old wife had affairs with at least two men. Very furious I traced her and installed a GPS and a recorder...
    Babak1357 Babak1357 36-40, M Aug 21

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    Hi I found out you're willing to help. I recently found out that my 27-year-old wife had affairs with at least two men. Very furious I traced her and installed a GPS and a recorder...
    Babak1357 Babak1357 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 21

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    I have always hoped I would meet a guy that from the first moment we just had feelings for each other. We become friends and I start spending time with him. He likes that I am...
    Janae60 Janae60 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 21

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    I love it when my wife teases me about my small **** and she tells me how much better of bigger **** is.
    werelookingforathird werelookingforathird 36-40, M 8 Responses Aug 21

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    Hello everyone, I was wondering if anyone here is an airforce wife? Please message me. I just have some few questions that I would want know. Thank you.
    kmlvsrb kmlvsrb 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    I have always been turned on when men flirt with my wife. About 1 year ago, I found out that someone at her work was heavily flirting with her. Not too long later, I found out they...
    pressure69 pressure69 41-45, M 12 Responses Aug 22

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    My wife likes men to dress like men - not boys. So even on casual days, I like to wear a collar and tie - just swopping my suit for a sports jacket/blazer and slacks/flannels.
    SLdale SLdale 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 23

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    My wife and I massage each other before bed many nights. Sometimes she takes interest in the bump in my panties, but sex is out of the question because it's too messy at that time...
    erintgirl erintgirl 26-30, T Aug 24

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    Cant do nothing as in uk they will my daughter to the wife. Thats why we got fathers for justice and demos
    shah0703 shah0703 41-45, M Aug 24

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    I love my wife and think she is so sexy. I want to share her with others so she can feel even sexier.
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Aug 26