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I Wife Laughs At My Penis

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    My Wife Caught Gazing

    A few years ago, My wife was helpin a friend of hers remove red ticks from her kids (they had played in the woods nearby & brought a whole colony back with them lol). So the woman was a lil over whelmed 3 kids, checkin the nooks & crannies. The young girl had apparently got...
    my3inch1 my3inch1 31-35, M Aug 4, 2012

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    Question

    Thankfully my wife likes my small penis and it helps she is very tight. But as I read the various postings among the groups, why is it a recurring theme that the couple doesn't have sex because of the small penis? I mean, wasn't the penis small when you were dating each other and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 3, 2012

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    The first time my wife saw my erect little

    penis, (not even 5 inches long when erect), she burst out laughing & said in a disappointed tone "That's it!?!" Since then she has teased me unmercifully about it. She's also told all her friends that I'm small.
    spankedmark spankedmark 26-30, M Apr 27

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    My Wife

    I'm a pansy ***** of a boy, My wife is also very girly. She really misses her ex-husband a lot, lol, sex is not something I'm good at. I'm like a gay boyfriend to my wife all the time. I was trying to be a 'rough' guy, trying to dominate her one night, She just burst out laughing...
    jimpansy jimpansy 26-30, M 2 Responses Apr 6, 2011

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    " Little Friend"

    Way back when we were first married my wife named it " little Friend" as in I think your little friend is excited or did little friend like that ( after sex or something that passed for it" then after we'd been married a while it would be why don't you just tell...
    mnscooter mnscooter 56-60, M 11 Responses Nov 28, 2008

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    I Have A Small Penis

    I have a small c**k, my lovely wife's boyfriend my friend and father of her children, both laughed at me the first time my friend f****d my wife while i watched them, my wife's boyfriend has a 9 inch c**k compared to my 2 1/2 inch one I'm a cuckold husband now.
    iamcucked iamcucked 56-60, M 7 Responses Dec 4, 2011

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    She regularly comments on my little **** she

    won't have sex with me and only occasionally masturbates me making a
    frankyboy frankyboy 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 2

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    Exposed While Running

    My girlfriend has always liked to tease me about my small member, but yesterday, she took it to a new level. We came back from our usual running tour. We always run together as she is in much better shape than I am. Yesterday however, I felt strong and at the end I tried to...
    johnas1 johnas1 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2011

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    Because I grew up in a house full of women and spent most of my childhood in girl's clothes I have something of a female perspective. With my wife I let it out when we shop for...
    becca265 becca265 46-50 Aug 10

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    Well i was about 15 and was kind of a perv back then. So I went to the public pool and when i was going to the boys's shower room I decided I should 'accidentally' shower in the...
    Roan1990 Roan1990 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    I thought I would get married to someone I met in college the way my parents did. They were on a biology club field trip to the ocean. My mom, a freshman, was scared to go since...
    starflower1 starflower1 26-30, F Jul 29

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    I remember back in high school during my junior year (I was still riding the bus to/from school) I had a horrible experience on the bus! I didn't talk to anyone on the bus and...
    theworldisdark theworldisdark 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    The necklace My wife my 6 yr. old son and I went on vacation to Miami as we are leaving the beach one day we see a street vendor selling necklaces of sharks tooth. My six year old...
    alexedad alexedad 46-50 2 Responses Aug 5

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    I have fond memories of previous years with my wife, but in the last few months she doesn't want to help me with the simplest thing and we don't go have fun together either. We...
    wakeupdead wakeupdead 26-30, M 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    My wife isn't really getting fat at the moment but rather has always been plump. She was only 5'0 tall and 190 pounds when graduating from highschool in 1993. By the time we met in...
    hsnpman hsnpman 46-50, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    This happened a while ago... I have been having this fantasy of seeing her with another man.. could never get it done... Have always used those visualizations during our love...
    stimulatingcouple stimulatingcouple 46-50, M 5 Responses Jul 27

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    Come on ladies, you are no bundle of fun either. We men like to explore, have fun, travel, and be with our buddies much more than being with you. Why is that? Most every man I...
    mbb50 mbb50 61-65, M 2 Responses Jul 23

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    Internet is full of stories of people falling in love with someone else while married to their husband or wife's. Most of the stories proclaim that their husbands or wives were...
    arwhap13 arwhap13 31-35, M 4 Responses Jul 31

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    "If in the dark we loose sight of love hold my hand and have no fear I will be here...as sure as seasons are made for change our lifetimes are made for years...I will be true to...
    rockypoly rockypoly 31-35, M Aug 13

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    Yes it all started five years ago when doing some shopings, i entered into a shoe shop and i saw a pair of red ballet flats in number 12! Of course i looked for an empty people...
    Bisbix Bisbix 41-45, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I have suspected my wife of having an emotional affair around 5 months. In that time she reassured me countless times that he is not her type, he is not as sexy as me and there...
    tuxiflet tuxiflet 36-40, M 7 Responses Jul 28

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    I lost my wife to breast cancer Mothers Day weekend 2013. She had been battling for 5 years ..she was 43 when she passed away leaving me with a 7 year old daughter who only knows...
    bigbryman bigbryman 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 28

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    At the pool I asked my wife to pull her straps down so she wouldn't get strap marks. She did and the rest fell into place nicely. After a while she forgot all about her straps not...
    pxl1050 pxl1050 56-60 5 Responses Jul 28

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    it was about 3 years ago.i was away on different country and we were communicating via messenger,skype pretty often.she knew my fantasies and i literally was begging her to find...
    becks1981 becks1981 31-35, M Jul 29

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    A friend of mine just got off on my wife's pic, what an awesome felling it was when he told me that he was getting off on her **** . And to top it up he sent me the pic of his...
    flex0712 flex0712 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 31

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    I am a divorce attorney who has represented women and men in countless cases. based on my observations, there are certain truths about marriage and divorce. 1. Marriage is a...
    divorceatty divorceatty 36-40, M 4 Responses Aug 1

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    My wife has been on Prozac for (8) years. It is really bad when she decides not to take them anymore. The early years of marriage were good and we raised (3) great children whom...
    RIDJEMAN RIDJEMAN 56-60, M Aug 6

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    I've been married 13 years. Both my wife and I work. I work long hours 12 -16 a day and am gone a lot. Oil fields. My wife has started with the I'm tired excuse and lately it's...
    goodguy4455 goodguy4455 31-35, M 4 Responses Aug 6

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    Not True. I am ex- wife of a Navy man. Now, I am no one WIFE.
    PathologicalLair PathologicalLair 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    I recently bought my wife a QOS necklace. She has temp. tats and anklet but wanted something more visible when she needed it. We went to a local department store one evening to...
    dshby dshby 51-55, M Aug 13

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    It took a while for my conservative wife, but i finally got her to be naughty, she is doing nice things......check her out in sexy wife!!!!!!
    ray2000 ray2000 41-45, M 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I've been married for 15 years now. My wife has endometriosis and I can't penetrate her because it hurts like hell. I make her ****** several times by rubbing my tool against her...
    Captain06 Captain06 41-45, M 4 days ago

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    I hate the fact that I'm a second wife, seems like my husband has done everything that I want to do when he was married to his first wife. He reaction to most things are, " Been...
    sheherme83 sheherme83 31-35, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    This Friday I am planning on telling my wife that I want to file for divorce. Saturday is my birthday. I do not care that it is my birthday. I never enjoy anything anymore. I feel...
    Fluxification Fluxification 36-40, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I want to move on from my wife of 15 years, GF of 2 years and other GF of 6 months. I just need the time to pursue my passion, sex, So I find nothing in common anymore except...
    liveitover liveitover 41-45, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Looking for someone to print out my wife's pictures and put them in places like truck stops, adult peep show booths, college campuses, bars, etc with my email address on them...
    wifeshowheroff wifeshowheroff 41-45, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Wife and I want to trade pics message me. We are 23. Wife is 5'2",135lbs, brunette.
    dnk1210 dnk1210 22-25, M 9 hrs ago

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    i m totally in love with my wife...even after 2 year of married life nothing has changed.....
    younglover19 younglover19 22-25, M 4 Responses Jul 22

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    Well being bisexual i decide to buy a ******* for my wife to use on me, man what a turn on seeing her in sexy underwear and high heels with her ******* ready to use it on me, its...
    Rickjess Rickjess 36-40, M 5 Responses Jul 22

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    I was thinking to day, hmmm what would our circle of friends like to see in our pictures folder. So since my wife owes me a massive late birthday present i was thinking there'd be...
    Discovery06 Discovery06 26-30 5 Responses Jul 22

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    Ask about my wife? Or we can talk about her. Or whomever.
    c0wboi c0wboi 31-35 3 Responses Jul 23

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    So, I married one of my former teachers. He is twenty years older than I am. Of course this means he has had sex with more people than I have. I am his third former student, but...
    Hushgirl Hushgirl 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 23

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    My wife is in her late 30s and has always been morbidly obese. She had always been comfortable with and accepting of her weight. When we got together 16 years ago she was 5'0...
    hsnpman hsnpman 46-50, M 3 Responses Jul 23

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    My wife is 5'0" tall and weighs 290 pounds. I would like to hear from other guys who have wives that are 5'3" or less and weigh over 250 pounds and what their experiences and...
    hsnpman hsnpman 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 23

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    I just purchased my plane ticket and in exactly 8 days 9hours and 10 minutes I'll be in Kentucky with my husband in our new home together. We've been through everything we never...
    odalisr odalisr 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 23

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    My wife likes to sexually chat with a group online, I am going to allow her to continue in an effort to save our marriage.
    44megpipe 44megpipe 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 24

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    I have watched my wife with a few of my friends it's soo hot and she looks so sexy
    tankerjp tankerjp 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 25

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    I wish my husband didn't want to play XBOX rather than spend time with me. Everything he does when he's home is just something he "has" to do before he plays. It's not even just...
    mohawkmom mohawkmom 22-25, F 5 Responses Jul 25