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I Wife Laughs At My Penis

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    She regularly comments on my little **** she

    won't have sex with me and only occasionally masturbates me making a
    frankyboy frankyboy 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 2

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    My Wife Caught Gazing

    A few years ago, My wife was helpin a friend of hers remove red ticks from her kids (they had played in the woods nearby & brought a whole colony back with them lol). So the woman was a lil over whelmed 3 kids, checkin the nooks & crannies. The young girl had apparently got...
    my3inch1 my3inch1 31-35, M Aug 4, 2012

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    Exposed While Running

    My girlfriend has always liked to tease me about my small member, but yesterday, she took it to a new level. We came back from our usual running tour. We always run together as she is in much better shape than I am. Yesterday however, I felt strong and at the end I tried to...
    johnas1 johnas1 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2011

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    Question

    Thankfully my wife likes my small penis and it helps she is very tight. But as I read the various postings among the groups, why is it a recurring theme that the couple doesn't have sex because of the small penis? I mean, wasn't the penis small when you were dating each other and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 3, 2012

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    I Have A Small Penis

    I have a small c**k, my lovely wife's boyfriend my friend and father of her children, both laughed at me the first time my friend f****d my wife while i watched them, my wife's boyfriend has a 9 inch c**k compared to my 2 1/2 inch one I'm a cuckold husband now.
    iamcucked iamcucked 56-60, M 7 Responses Dec 4, 2011

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    " Little Friend"

    Way back when we were first married my wife named it " little Friend" as in I think your little friend is excited or did little friend like that ( after sex or something that passed for it" then after we'd been married a while it would be why don't you just tell...
    mnscooter mnscooter 56-60, M 11 Responses Nov 28, 2008

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    The first time my wife saw my erect little

    penis, (not even 5 inches long when erect), she burst out laughing & said in a disappointed tone "That's it!?!" Since then she has teased me unmercifully about it. She's also told all her friends that I'm small.
    spankedmark spankedmark 26-30, M Apr 27

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    My Wife

    I'm a pansy ***** of a boy, My wife is also very girly. She really misses her ex-husband a lot, lol, sex is not something I'm good at. I'm like a gay boyfriend to my wife all the time. I was trying to be a 'rough' guy, trying to dominate her one night, She just burst out laughing...
    jimpansy jimpansy 26-30, M 2 Responses Apr 6, 2011

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    I thought I would get married to someone I met in college the way my parents did. I'd heard their story. They were on a biology club field trip to the ocean. My mom, a freshman...
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    it was about 3 years ago.i was away on different country and we were communicating via messenger,skype pretty often.she knew my fantasies and i literally was begging her to find...
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    3 years ago I found out about my wife's many affairs. One of those affairs was with a really good friend of mine. I chose to try to work it out. But it's been 3 years of ONLY me...
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    My wife and I are hardly talking because of her relationship with a boyfriend she used to have 20 years ago. This boyfriend was her very first in all regards and I know is very...
    tuxiflet tuxiflet 36-40, M 3 Responses Jul 12

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    Before I start, this is going to be long. You have to know the beginning before you can understand the end. KARMA is a big word here so pls keep that in mind while reading...
    arwhap13 arwhap13 31-35, M Jul 17

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    This happened a while ago... I have been having this fantasy of seeing her with another man.. could never get it done... Have always used those visualizations during our love...
    stimulatingcouple stimulatingcouple 46-50, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Come on ladies, you are no bundle of fun either. We men like to explore, have fun, travel, and be with our buddies much more than being with you. Why is that? Most every man I...
    mbb50 mbb50 61-65, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I finally got to watch my wife get a cut at the barbers It was awesome watching her sitting there getting a short boys cut by a barber and he really gave her a much shorter cut...
    blackcape blackcape 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 8

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    My ex wife and I have 3 kids. We share custody where we have alternating weeks with the kids. I pay child support and alimony. In addition to that i also pay for my two oldest...
    RichardHertz RichardHertz 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 8

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    We are married for 1.5 years. My wife a bengali sexy lady who loves sex very much. After a long nagging i hav managed my wife to get her shared with another man. I wanna try. If u...
    smazumder1984 smazumder1984 26-30, M 10 Responses Jul 14

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    I love my wife very much. I can do everything for my goddess wife. She always treat me like her slave and humilate me infront of others but I love her style and attitude. My...
    wifeslaveritesh wifeslaveritesh 26-30, M Jul 17

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    It is so hard being in your 40s. Everyone has so much past baggage with divorce, kids, and financial obligations. I have been trying to move forward with a man who is getting a...
    rosedl rosedl 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    my friends and well wishers& all kind hearted people of ep i need all or wises,blessings for my princess& angel wife&son....they are having a lovely time on this weekend....my love...
    sherrymunna sherrymunna 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 5

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    dropping my kids off at my separated wife's place....returning back to my rented lonely house...I am sad beyond words.I dont want to live here anymore.I am clickng my red ruby...
    wiseprotector wiseprotector 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 7

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    This doesn't really have to be a serious thing, but I just want an online wife. A kind and innocent girl who I can just talk with as if we are a close friends. I don't really want...
    PrincessPolarBear PrincessPolarBear 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    I have suspected my wife of having an emotional affair around 5 months. In that time she reassured me countless times that he is not her type, he is not as sexy as me and there...
    tuxiflet tuxiflet 36-40, M 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    I lost my wife to breast cancer Mothers Day weekend 2013. She had been battling for 5 years ..she was 43 when she passed away leaving me with a 7 year old daughter who only knows...
    bigbryman bigbryman 41-45, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    At the pool I asked my wife to pull her straps down so she wouldn't get strap marks. She did and the rest fell into place nicely. After a while she forgot all about her straps not...
    pxl1050 pxl1050 56-60 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Don't get me wrong. I love her, but I'm not IN love with her. I've been in love, and all of them rejected me. Someone was in lovewwith me, but I tried to let her down easy bc I...
    wishingIknewme wishingIknewme 36-40, M Jul 1

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    I think about my wife flirting, kissing and having sex with other men.
    Stky2001 Stky2001 36-40, M 7 Responses Jul 1

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    My husband has been talking about choosing orders to Bahrain. If anyone has any information about Bahrain as a navy wife please feel free to share! My husband is an MA. Thank you...
    mrsalexisfreeto mrsalexisfreeto 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    My husband has been talking about choosing orders to Bahrain. If anyone has any information about Bahrain as a navy wife please feel free to share! My husband is an MA. Thank you...
    mrsalexisfreeto mrsalexisfreeto 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    I F*cked another man's wife, See down in the comments section the story.
    Mysteriouspartofmexx Mysteriouspartofmexx 18-21, M 3 Responses Jul 4

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    I happen to have this amazingly wonderful, sometimes a little nutty, wife who I adore and worship - sorry for those who don't; I just happen to be the luckiest guy alive, and if I...
    wordsareforever wordsareforever 66-70, M 4 Responses Jul 6

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    My wife's outfit was great this weekend, it turned a few head!
    Micksue1010 Micksue1010 41-45, M 6 Responses Jul 6

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    Has anybody ever heard of PMDD? Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder? It is similar to PMS but 20 times worse. If you are familiar with this then please respond. After 7 plus...
    tdnews tdnews 41-45, M Jul 6

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    I want to watch my wife have sex it turns me on when she flirts with people
    PUSHPOO PUSHPOO 31-35, M 3 Responses Jul 7

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    I talked my best friends wife into flashing me after the BBQ this weekend. It was such a turn on! My buddy doesn't appreciate her like he should. And it's our little secret...
    karnaboy71 karnaboy71 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 7

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    I'm someone who is very slow to trust to begin with and when my wife is stressed she becomes mean. I can't respond in kind and end up going further into my shell. He moods can...
    ThroughAGlassDarkly ThroughAGlassDarkly 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 10

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    In 2 days I will be an Army Wife. This is not the life I had expected; my father was Special Forces and I always said I would NEVER marry into the Army but I am. I love my fiance...
    kholb112 kholb112 22-25 2 Responses Jul 12

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    I feel like writing. I am a wife,yes. This title meant something to me in the beginning. It is a tough title to live by if you are me. When I was younger about 1 4 to 15. I dreamed...
    ashless ashless 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    Okay in theory yes I suppose I can guess why they do. However in practise I can't for the life of me, understand how a loving man could be happy doing this? Nor how a wife could be...
    Mmmcherries Mmmcherries 46-50, F 6 Responses Jul 13

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    After months of worring I today told my wife I enjoy wearing nappies and she understands as long I don't ask her to change me
    bigbabymark bigbabymark 41-45, M Jul 13

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    I fantasize watcjing my wife making love to another man.
    Secretdzires Secretdzires 31-35, M 5 Responses Jul 13

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    Tonight my youngest son, tells me that they meaning, my two Young boys, my ex wife, her boyfriend and her parents swam all naked this weekend. I am not happy. maybe it is just me...
    jaml jaml 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 14

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    I married my husband November 6th 2013. He is an army veteran. (Infantry and ranger). We married each other after 3 month of chatting back and forth. Then meeting a few weeks later...
    RebeccaReynolds RebeccaReynolds 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    I have the fantasy of watching my wife get picked up at a bar. Not sure how far I would let it go - maybe just talking. I get very excited just thinking about it. Been married...
    severiano95 severiano95 51-55, M 2 Responses Jul 14

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    New to sure. Looking for support and friends. Wife knows and does not accept. You are a lucky guy to have support. Annie
    annieinhose annieinhose 46-50, T 1 Response Jul 15

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    That sounds exciting. Don't know how to convince my wife though. Good for you. Envious. Annie
    annieinhose annieinhose 46-50, T Jul 16

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    I wanted to add that IT MAKES ME SO MAD that people and our friends just can't realize that I am practicing selfless love (trying my best, for I am made of flesh) and why is it...
    wheelsxoxo wheelsxoxo 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 17